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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:12,405 --> 00:04:13,635 That is so good. 2 00:04:14,207 --> 00:04:15,795 I want more. 3 00:04:16,031 --> 00:04:17,592 Don't get greedy. 4 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,055 Jeff? 5 00:04:20,618 --> 00:04:21,200 Hayley. 6 00:04:22,826 --> 00:04:23,258 Sorry. 7 00:04:23,438 --> 00:04:26,253 I was gonna be, like, so sophisticated when we met. 8 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:29,574 Little hard to do that with your mouth full of ... whatever that is. 9 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:32,147 It's great. It's great. Do you want some? 10 00:04:32,349 --> 00:04:33,495 Sure. 11 00:04:38,121 --> 00:04:39,398 Yum. 12 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:41,312 It's, um ... kind of what I was thinking. 13 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:43,484 Sorry? 14 00:04:45,597 --> 00:04:50,136 You just don't look like the kind of guy who has to meet girls over the internet. 15 00:04:50,434 --> 00:04:53,599 I think it's better to meet people online first sometimes. 16 00:04:53,838 --> 00:04:55,813 You get to know what they're like inside. 17 00:04:56,006 --> 00:04:59,454 When you work as a photographer you find out real quick, people's faces lie. 18 00:05:02,549 --> 00:05:04,337 Does my face lie? 19 00:05:06,084 --> 00:05:08,092 I look at those eyes and I see ... 20 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:10,529 a girl who reads Zadie Smith, 21 00:05:10,691 --> 00:05:13,244 who listens to John Mayer and Coldplay, 22 00:05:13,461 --> 00:05:17,039 who loves Monty Python episodes ... 23 00:05:17,298 --> 00:05:18,989 and who, desperately, 24 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:22,134 madly, deeply, wants, 25 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:27,607 needs, longs for ... more chocolate. 26 00:05:30,379 --> 00:05:32,484 Excellent, excellent judge of character. 27 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:37,841 Can I get two of those truffles ... 28 00:05:38,823 --> 00:05:40,961 and two ganaches. 29 00:05:41,158 --> 00:05:42,140 Now what's a ganache? 30 00:05:43,126 --> 00:05:45,396 You don't know what a ganache is? 31 00:05:46,595 --> 00:05:48,636 Lucky, you're with a woman of the world ... 32 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:50,327 to introduce you to these things. 33 00:05:51,469 --> 00:05:52,451 And two chocolate-covered hearts. 34 00:05:53,038 --> 00:05:55,176 And a decaf latte for me. 35 00:05:55,373 --> 00:05:56,300 - And? - I'm good. 36 00:05:58,076 --> 00:05:59,483 Yeah, you do appear so. 37 00:06:03,148 --> 00:06:04,325 So what's in the bag? 38 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:06,345 Oh, you know, 39 00:06:06,486 --> 00:06:07,980 just, like, books and stuff. 40 00:06:08,155 --> 00:06:12,083 I figured if you stood me up, then I should have something to read. 41 00:06:12,359 --> 00:06:15,109 Well ... I couldn't really decide. 42 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:18,453 I'm reading this book about Jean Seberg. 43 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:23,212 She's this actress who slept with all the wrong people ... 44 00:06:23,471 --> 00:06:24,966 and ended up killing herself. 45 00:06:26,474 --> 00:06:27,456 Don't you do that. 46 00:06:27,876 --> 00:06:31,554 No. I intend to sleep with all the right people. 47 00:06:33,081 --> 00:06:35,415 Plus, I'm reading Romeo and Juliet. 48 00:06:35,617 --> 00:06:36,958 It's a ninth grade book, 49 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,503 but I figured I could have it done before the school year starts, so ... 50 00:06:40,757 --> 00:06:42,416 Doesn't look like Elizabethan tragedy. 51 00:06:46,096 --> 00:06:47,471 No, that's 'cause ... 52 00:06:47,632 --> 00:06:50,827 Well, my dad ... he's letting me audit one of his med school courses, right? 53 00:06:51,068 --> 00:06:52,825 I don't really understand half of it, 54 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:54,714 but I totally love it. 55 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,284 What? 56 00:06:56,441 --> 00:06:58,099 So you go to UCW ... 57 00:06:58,277 --> 00:07:01,441 and you sit in a lecture hall with all these grad students ... 58 00:07:01,678 --> 00:07:04,581 and, what, do they hit on you? 59 00:07:06,986 --> 00:07:08,709 Why? Are you jealous? 60 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:11,791 Just admiring. I didn't know you were interested in that kind of thing. 61 00:07:13,091 --> 00:07:13,986 What? 62 00:07:14,126 --> 00:07:16,548 You thought since we'd been chatting for three weeks ... 63 00:07:16,762 --> 00:07:18,705 that you knew everything about me? 64 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:24,202 Plus, they wouldn't hit on a 14-year-old girl. They're old enough to be my dad, so ... 65 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,434 They're like ... 66 00:07:27,608 --> 00:07:30,357 They're bad older. They're ... You're not ... 67 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:34,569 I'm so articulate. 68 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,441 Sorry. Can I just, like, start over? 69 00:07:36,618 --> 00:07:39,815 No. I get it. I get it. I just thought ... 70 00:07:40,054 --> 00:07:43,088 You know, well, you look older than you are. 71 00:07:43,325 --> 00:07:45,747 You certainly act older than you are. 72 00:07:48,865 --> 00:07:49,792 Really? 73 00:07:49,932 --> 00:07:53,609 Yeah. I was expecting someone not as impressive. 74 00:07:55,774 --> 00:07:57,018 Me too. 75 00:08:03,048 --> 00:08:03,976 Cool shirt. 76 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,261 You want it? 77 00:08:06,518 --> 00:08:08,722 No, I didn't really bring enough bucks, so ... 78 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,861 And yet, not actually what I was asking. 79 00:08:11,056 --> 00:08:12,300 Sure, I want it. 80 00:08:12,457 --> 00:08:15,458 Can I get a green shirt in a small, please? 81 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,069 No. No, no. 82 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,172 - I can't let you do that. - What? Because ... 83 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:20,827 - Because ... - What? Because you'd be so ... 84 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,659 indebted to me that you'd have to ... 85 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,934 Okay. I guess I can let you do that. 86 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,831 You have to model it for me. 87 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,107 Conditions. I can't live with all these conditions. 88 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:33,689 Thanks. 89 00:08:36,685 --> 00:08:39,019 - This is so unfair. - What? 90 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,714 This is when things happen, 91 00:08:40,889 --> 00:08:44,239 in the middle of the night, by which time I am completely out of the scene. 92 00:08:44,494 --> 00:08:46,315 Life as a teenager. 93 00:08:46,495 --> 00:08:49,791 I just hate having to depend Lindsey to drive me everywhere. 94 00:08:50,032 --> 00:08:51,438 You'll be driving before you know it. 95 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,595 In the meantime, I missed Elizabeth Wurtzel speaking at USC 96 00:08:55,872 --> 00:08:57,300 and the Goldfrapp concert. 97 00:08:57,474 --> 00:08:59,231 I was at the Goldfrapp concert actually. 98 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,666 Shut up. You were? Was it great? 99 00:09:03,648 --> 00:09:05,590 Of course it was great. What am I saying? 100 00:09:05,784 --> 00:09:07,727 Well, you could judge for yourself. 101 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,188 - I got a bootleg MP3. - You have the concert? 102 00:09:10,954 --> 00:09:13,738 Just one song. A little louder, please, so the authorities know. 103 00:09:14,661 --> 00:09:16,320 I totally have to hear it. 104 00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:17,608 I'll send it to you. 105 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:20,927 After you get home, after you get around to it. 106 00:09:22,502 --> 00:09:23,997 Good things are worth the wait. 107 00:09:25,804 --> 00:09:27,692 And what have you waited for recently? 108 00:09:27,874 --> 00:09:30,144 I'm gonna have to wait four years for you. 109 00:09:30,745 --> 00:09:33,591 You are just trying to distract me from that MP3. 110 00:09:33,814 --> 00:09:35,277 Look, I have to send it. 111 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,750 It's not like I could take you to my house. 112 00:09:37,951 --> 00:09:39,446 That would be a little insane. 113 00:09:40,822 --> 00:09:41,804 True. 114 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:44,351 Okay, now don't peek. 115 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,317 I shoot models for a living. 116 00:09:47,495 --> 00:09:49,088 I've seen it all before. 117 00:09:49,265 --> 00:09:51,021 And you're so sure about that? 118 00:09:51,201 --> 00:09:52,347 I'm thinkin' yeah. 119 00:09:52,502 --> 00:09:53,746 Maybe you should peek ... 120 00:09:53,904 --> 00:09:57,581 and make that clerk wonder what's going on over here. 121 00:09:59,109 --> 00:10:00,669 In your dreams, little girl. 122 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:02,503 Little girl? 123 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:06,673 Whatever happened to how mature I was? 124 00:10:08,218 --> 00:10:09,974 - Is this mature enough for you? - Okay ... 125 00:10:11,323 --> 00:10:14,169 Keep teasing me like that, you're gonna drive me crazy. 126 00:10:14,391 --> 00:10:16,116 Is that so? 127 00:10:16,295 --> 00:10:18,945 Okay. All right. 128 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,413 How's this? 129 00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:24,095 Nice. 130 00:10:25,471 --> 00:10:26,486 Okay. 131 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,528 Now, there's three points I have to make. 132 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:33,313 One: You wouldn't take advantage because you've been seen with me. 133 00:10:33,614 --> 00:10:36,264 And two: It's Goldfrapp. 134 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:38,556 And three? 135 00:10:38,753 --> 00:10:40,891 Well, and three ... 136 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:45,366 You said that it would be insane for me to come over and ... 137 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:50,200 Four ... Four out of five doctors agree that I am actually insane. 138 00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:53,281 Thus, I have to come over ... 139 00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:55,607 in order to be true to myself. 140 00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:56,983 Right? 141 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:16,718 And the fourth reason: This amazing car. 142 00:11:16,995 --> 00:11:20,160 Well, in the face of logic like that, I bow down and worship. 143 00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:21,510 Bow down? 144 00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:25,452 That's a good idea. What are you waiting for? 145 00:11:25,672 --> 00:11:26,784 Worship me. 146 00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:31,883 Yes, oh, royal Thong-girl. 147 00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:35,551 I am not worthy to kiss your feet. 148 00:11:37,752 --> 00:11:39,180 Maybe you are. 149 00:11:45,861 --> 00:11:48,544 Maybe we should, like, get going. 150 00:11:50,465 --> 00:11:53,367 Yes, oh, magnificent thong-girl. 151 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:57,851 You wanna call your sister? Tell her where you'll be? 152 00:11:58,107 --> 00:12:00,443 Maybe later. I just wanna get in this car. 153 00:13:03,145 --> 00:13:05,087 Wow. So hot. 154 00:13:10,688 --> 00:13:11,581 What's wrong? 155 00:13:11,722 --> 00:13:14,756 Well, they teach us "young things" 156 00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:17,260 not to drink anything we haven't mixed ourselves, so ... 157 00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:18,988 Smart. 158 00:13:19,162 --> 00:13:21,465 Come back in the kitchen. I'll pour it again. 159 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,811 No. Come on. 160 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,968 I can whip up something more entertaining than that. 161 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:37,528 Healthy dude, huh? 162 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,114 I try. 163 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,009 Figure I'll live as long as I can. 164 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,145 Living long is overrated. 165 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,748 What? You don't want to reach a ripe, old age? 166 00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:52,737 For what? When I'm 80, 167 00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,822 what do I do for fun? 168 00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:57,273 When you're 80 I'll be 98. 169 00:13:57,538 --> 00:14:00,255 Right ... and useless to me. 170 00:14:01,743 --> 00:14:04,131 What use do you have in mind for me? 171 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,014 I knew there'd be something fun around here. 172 00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:20,814 I mean, other than wa ... 173 00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:27,617 I bet these babes got some dirt on you. 174 00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:28,854 Those are models. 175 00:14:29,008 --> 00:14:33,514 So why are they on your walls instead of magazine covers? 176 00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:38,315 Here, looking at you while ... 177 00:14:38,552 --> 00:14:43,157 you know, you do the most intimate things. 178 00:14:43,455 --> 00:14:45,146 My house is my studio. 179 00:14:45,324 --> 00:14:49,099 When clients come here they're walking into my giant portfolio. 180 00:14:49,362 --> 00:14:51,436 So, what? These were all shot here? 181 00:14:55,468 --> 00:14:57,191 Oh, my God. 182 00:14:58,307 --> 00:15:00,925 Okay, you are like a big deal, aren't you? 183 00:15:01,143 --> 00:15:02,419 I get work. 184 00:15:03,579 --> 00:15:07,572 Isn't that one of those cameras that gives you the square image? 185 00:15:07,849 --> 00:15:09,475 How do you know that? 186 00:15:10,653 --> 00:15:14,265 I'm a goon. I just, like, read constantly. 187 00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:16,346 You saw all those books in my bag. 188 00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:18,216 You're not reading now. 189 00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:21,184 I'm not, am I? 190 00:15:25,568 --> 00:15:27,030 Feels good. 191 00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:31,196 Don't fall behind. 192 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:32,936 We should toast. 193 00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:36,457 Carpe ... 194 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:39,506 ominous. 195 00:15:39,685 --> 00:15:41,311 What's that? 196 00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:43,866 It's my own little toast. 197 00:15:44,957 --> 00:15:46,420 You know carpe diem. 198 00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:47,737 "Seize the day." 199 00:15:47,894 --> 00:15:50,578 So I figure, carpe omnious. 200 00:15:50,798 --> 00:15:52,259 "Take it all." 201 00:15:53,866 --> 00:15:55,329 Take it all. 202 00:16:01,509 --> 00:16:06,397 So, like, what is it like to look through your lens at some ... 203 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,236 beautiful woman who's working so hard ... 204 00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:10,760 to look good for you? 205 00:16:10,918 --> 00:16:13,668 You know these models. They all have handlers. 206 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,344 People to make sure their hair is just right ... 207 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:17,900 and their makeup is okay ... 208 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,963 and they don't get lost on their way to their next gig. 209 00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:23,499 So you never get to be alone with them? 210 00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:26,155 - Rarely. - Poor Jeff. 211 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:28,638 I am compensated for my troubles. Don't worry about me. 212 00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:30,880 But I like worrying about you. 213 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:36,112 It makes me wonder ... 214 00:16:36,315 --> 00:16:37,329 What? 215 00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,271 No, no. Forget it. 216 00:16:41,453 --> 00:16:42,915 No, come on. 217 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:45,739 Come on. What's in that insane mind of yours? 218 00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:56,449 Okay. We'll have another screwdriver and then maybe I'll tell you. 219 00:16:56,769 --> 00:16:59,552 - I'm waiting. - Hold on. 220 00:17:00,707 --> 00:17:03,260 You are not keeping up. 221 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:10,294 What? 222 00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:14,674 Okay, here's where you're supposed to make it easier for me and read my mind. 223 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,534 You're wondering how many models I've done it with. 224 00:17:22,264 --> 00:17:23,507 No. 225 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:26,709 - How many? - None of them. 226 00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:29,806 - Oh, get out. - No. They're underage, mostly. 227 00:17:30,942 --> 00:17:32,283 I'd be arrested. 228 00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:36,055 So you're not arrested for photographing them like this? 229 00:17:36,315 --> 00:17:38,584 I'm very aware of the legal boundaries. 230 00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:40,670 - I have to be. - Right. Right. 231 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,951 'Cause secretly ... secretly ... 232 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:46,163 you would like to do them. 233 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,674 No. There's just one that I slept with ... 234 00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:52,863 when we were both younger. 235 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:55,461 That one? 236 00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:57,577 No out here. 237 00:17:58,739 --> 00:18:00,592 - In the bedroom? - No ... 238 00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:10,160 What's her name? 239 00:18:10,353 --> 00:18:11,280 Hey. 240 00:18:11,419 --> 00:18:13,240 "Janelle." 241 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,770 Yeah. Janelle. 242 00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:21,401 So, what? What? Was she, like, the first big girlfriend or something? 243 00:18:21,697 --> 00:18:23,071 That's right. 244 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,506 Learned everything I knew practicing on her. 245 00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:28,328 And that date ... 246 00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:30,774 Was that the first time that you guys ... 247 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,866 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 248 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,038 So, what? Where is she now? 249 00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:43,489 She actually signed with Ford right after this shoot. 250 00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:47,859 - She really took off. She, um ... - Oh, my God. 251 00:18:48,091 --> 00:18:51,986 She is, like, on magazine covers. I know her. 252 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,975 Well, like, not personally, obviously. 253 00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:57,861 You are impressive every second. 254 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:01,071 The models are impressive. I just know how to bring it out. 255 00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:04,914 You still love her. 256 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,190 No. 257 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,589 Ah ... yeah. 258 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,675 - No. - Yeah! 259 00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:09,896 - No. - Really? 260 00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:11,360 - No. - Really, really, really? 261 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,447 No. 262 00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:17,207 I still love how simple things were back then but ... 263 00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:18,702 You know, I ... 264 00:19:20,195 --> 00:19:22,650 I don't want to forget that, but ... 265 00:19:22,865 --> 00:19:24,239 we've moved on. 266 00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:34,098 You're lonely. 267 00:19:34,277 --> 00:19:35,870 No. 268 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,346 I can hear it in your voice. 269 00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:39,956 I'm a big boy. 270 00:19:42,987 --> 00:19:46,532 I guess everyone kind of has a Janelle, right? 271 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,219 I guess. 272 00:19:50,161 --> 00:19:51,143 Hey. 273 00:19:51,297 --> 00:19:52,955 What if you got one of your cameras ... 274 00:19:53,131 --> 00:19:55,881 and we can see what you can bring out in me. 275 00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:58,240 - This is what you wanted to ask? - Well, I ... 276 00:19:58,437 --> 00:20:00,740 - It's not as easy as you think. - Okay. 277 00:20:00,941 --> 00:20:03,045 Models don't just pout their lips. 278 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,479 They have to be willing to open up. 279 00:20:05,678 --> 00:20:08,199 They have to show us a little of their soul, 280 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,455 their secrets. 281 00:20:10,652 --> 00:20:12,823 And most people only open up from weakness. 282 00:20:13,021 --> 00:20:16,282 Nobody wants to see photos of weak people. 283 00:20:16,523 --> 00:20:19,141 We look at great models because they open up ... 284 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,181 from a position of ... 285 00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:23,613 of, uh, of strength. 286 00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,620 They have the strength ... 287 00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:27,296 to believe they can do anything, 288 00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:30,932 no matter how crazy, or, uh ... 289 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:32,634 Are you okay? 290 00:20:35,845 --> 00:20:37,470 - Let's try something. - Okay. 291 00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:45,119 Do me out here. 292 00:20:45,324 --> 00:20:47,266 - I shoot everyone in my studio. - Oh, come on. 293 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:50,306 But I'm not everyone, am I? 294 00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:52,317 Clearly not. 295 00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:58,043 Come on, Jeff. Shoot me. 296 00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:00,026 Come on. 297 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,403 Shoot me. 298 00:21:03,576 --> 00:21:05,714 - Don't do that. - What? 299 00:21:05,912 --> 00:21:08,280 That phony music video crap. 300 00:21:08,481 --> 00:21:09,528 Come on. 301 00:21:10,818 --> 00:21:12,225 Just be yourself. 302 00:21:12,384 --> 00:21:14,042 Just be open. 303 00:21:15,121 --> 00:21:17,390 - Weren't you just listening to me? - Come on, Jeff. 304 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,333 - Sit down. - Shoot me. 305 00:21:19,493 --> 00:21:20,771 Look at me. 306 00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:22,107 Be honest. 307 00:21:23,297 --> 00:21:25,054 Would you listen to me? Just sit down. 308 00:21:25,234 --> 00:21:26,379 - Jeff, I don't ... - Sit down. 309 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:28,507 - J-Jeff, I don't ... - Sit down! 310 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:33,749 Are you okay? 311 00:21:34,944 --> 00:21:37,148 I don't feel so good. 312 00:22:11,317 --> 00:22:13,488 Did you ... Did you call me? 313 00:22:15,089 --> 00:22:18,253 Sorry. I was just looking through your medicine cabinet. 314 00:22:18,491 --> 00:22:21,939 Okay, boring! No Valley of the Dolls stuff at all. 315 00:22:22,196 --> 00:22:24,466 Can't help but wondering why all the lubricants though. 316 00:22:28,236 --> 00:22:32,163 Oh, hey, just ... Tell me when you're ready. 317 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,586 Take your time. 318 00:22:37,281 --> 00:22:39,004 What did you ... 319 00:22:39,481 --> 00:22:41,237 - What di ... - You remember what I said ... 320 00:22:42,052 --> 00:22:45,629 about not drinking anything you didn't mix yourself? 321 00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:49,065 That's good advice for everyone. 322 00:22:54,964 --> 00:22:57,518 You know what? I'm sorry you were drugged for so long. 323 00:22:57,734 --> 00:23:01,150 I've never really done that before and I swiped this from my dad. 324 00:23:01,406 --> 00:23:04,702 Didn't come with directions and it's not like I could just ask him ... 325 00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:07,132 how much to use. 326 00:23:07,311 --> 00:23:08,839 So I probably used too much ... 327 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,697 or those screwdrivers could have affected my judgment, you think? 328 00:23:21,261 --> 00:23:22,341 It's real water. 329 00:23:22,497 --> 00:23:24,122 Scout's honor. 330 00:23:35,742 --> 00:23:36,790 Wha ... 331 00:23:38,447 --> 00:23:39,909 Why do I get ... tied up first ... 332 00:23:41,384 --> 00:23:44,515 if this is how we're gonna play? 333 00:23:47,624 --> 00:23:48,868 Jeff ... 334 00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:51,854 play time is over. 335 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,169 Now it's time to wake up. 336 00:24:04,642 --> 00:24:06,300 This isn't funny. 337 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:23,274 Is this some ... teenage joke? 338 00:24:27,868 --> 00:24:29,209 "Teenage." 339 00:24:30,706 --> 00:24:31,916 Yes. 340 00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:34,616 Joke? 341 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:38,473 No. 342 00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:42,542 - Now let me ... - Patience. 343 00:24:42,718 --> 00:24:44,725 - Let me go. Let me go! - Patience. 344 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,960 - Let me go! - Patience. 345 00:24:48,924 --> 00:24:51,607 I'm just checking out the side of the house, okay? 346 00:24:54,764 --> 00:24:57,415 You know, I saw this cop show once. It was great. 347 00:24:57,635 --> 00:25:00,984 And the killer, he thought he had cleaned up all the evidence ... 348 00:25:01,239 --> 00:25:03,989 but some of the victim's blood was on his shirt ... 349 00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:05,702 and, yeah, sure, he washed it, 350 00:25:05,876 --> 00:25:10,349 but some of the dried up blood got caught in the lint trap, so ... 351 00:25:10,649 --> 00:25:12,024 I mean ... 352 00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:15,690 Anything in here I should know about? 353 00:25:17,289 --> 00:25:19,045 What the fuck are you doing? 354 00:25:20,325 --> 00:25:22,081 That's kind of been my question, Jeff. 355 00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:25,766 What the fuck are you doing, 356 00:25:25,965 --> 00:25:27,907 living in a house filled with pictures ... 357 00:25:28,102 --> 00:25:30,492 of half-naked teenage girls? 358 00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:33,290 Oh, none of whom you've ever done it with ... 359 00:25:33,506 --> 00:25:35,776 Help! Help! 360 00:25:35,976 --> 00:25:37,568 Help! He ... 361 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:49,557 There is really no point in me taking any risks, Jeff. 362 00:25:49,859 --> 00:25:53,089 Technically, I could let you scream your fucking brains out ... 363 00:25:53,329 --> 00:25:55,881 and no one is going to hear you. 364 00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:59,415 Yeah, I waited till today because Mr. Coughlin is at work, 365 00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:03,445 and the Kraskows ... they're vacationing in Santa Barbara. 366 00:26:04,741 --> 00:26:08,287 Still, I can't have some pedestrian just happening by as you're screaming, 367 00:26:08,545 --> 00:26:12,986 so shut up, or next time it's gonna be bleach, okay? 368 00:26:20,893 --> 00:26:22,964 You've been stalking me? 369 00:26:25,865 --> 00:26:27,588 Okay. 370 00:26:27,767 --> 00:26:29,676 All right. Let's get this straight. 371 00:26:30,769 --> 00:26:32,909 You have been stalking me. 372 00:26:34,574 --> 00:26:38,350 Yeah. I went into other chat rooms, with different nicknames. 373 00:26:38,612 --> 00:26:40,651 You would get to know each woman ... 374 00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:45,530 and then as soon as you found out they were any bit older than me ... 375 00:26:45,786 --> 00:26:47,891 you would just drop them like that. 376 00:26:49,726 --> 00:26:52,628 You took your time sniffing out someone my age. 377 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,579 I didn't talk to the others because they were boring. 378 00:26:55,798 --> 00:26:58,514 - You and I connected. - Oh, right. 379 00:27:00,136 --> 00:27:01,991 Come on. You think I faked all that? 380 00:27:02,171 --> 00:27:04,920 You know, actually it's kind of funny. 381 00:27:05,908 --> 00:27:10,861 Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band ... 382 00:27:11,182 --> 00:27:13,604 you knew so much about them. 383 00:27:14,753 --> 00:27:16,312 But not right away. 384 00:27:16,487 --> 00:27:18,397 It was, like, a few minutes later. 385 00:27:20,158 --> 00:27:23,868 Maybe to give you enough time to look them up on the web? 386 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:26,657 Jeff ... 387 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:32,134 you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp ... 388 00:27:32,372 --> 00:27:34,674 as they do on Amazon.com. 389 00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:38,937 Busted. 390 00:27:43,517 --> 00:27:44,924 By the way, 391 00:27:45,086 --> 00:27:49,559 I fucking hate ... Goldfrapp. 392 00:27:54,264 --> 00:27:55,343 Come on. 393 00:27:56,432 --> 00:27:58,155 I wanted to impress you. 394 00:27:59,502 --> 00:28:02,850 I'm not the first guy to do something stupid to impress a girl. 395 00:28:03,106 --> 00:28:05,495 Does that deserve being tied up and tortured? 396 00:28:08,379 --> 00:28:09,459 Torture? 397 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:15,105 Is this torture to you? 398 00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:20,317 I guess you've never read anything by "Amnesty International" or "Human Rights Watch" 399 00:28:20,592 --> 00:28:22,120 because this ... 400 00:28:28,234 --> 00:28:30,623 This is nothing. 401 00:29:02,371 --> 00:29:05,599 Of course you're not the first guy to lie to a girl, Jeff. 402 00:29:07,211 --> 00:29:09,250 The operative word there being "girl." 403 00:29:10,379 --> 00:29:12,386 I mean, you know how old I am. 404 00:29:12,582 --> 00:29:16,859 What makes a kid who's barely past her first period worth all this research? 405 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:20,826 I mean, you really got to start to wonder ... 406 00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:23,229 when a grown man goes through all this trouble ... 407 00:29:23,426 --> 00:29:24,954 just to charm a girl. 408 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,682 Wow. There's that word again. 409 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:28,979 "Girl." 410 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,886 You know, maybe it's this whole camera thing? 411 00:29:36,974 --> 00:29:40,204 Cameras ... computers. 412 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,901 They let you hide, don't they? 413 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,360 So safe. 414 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,815 I heard how your voice changed when the camera came between us. 415 00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:53,708 My voice changed because I felt sick ... 416 00:29:53,928 --> 00:29:55,619 because you drugged me. 417 00:29:55,797 --> 00:29:58,098 Yeah, you were drugged, all right. 418 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:00,611 And the drug was sweet ... 419 00:30:00,769 --> 00:30:04,892 little 14-year-old flesh. 420 00:30:06,541 --> 00:30:08,036 Look ... 421 00:30:08,210 --> 00:30:10,927 I'm a decent guy, ask anyone. 422 00:30:11,147 --> 00:30:14,376 Go ahead. Call these models. They'll tell you. 423 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,949 Of course they will. 424 00:30:18,089 --> 00:30:20,161 You're not an idiot, Jeff. 425 00:30:20,356 --> 00:30:22,657 You don't piss where you live. 426 00:30:22,858 --> 00:30:27,081 Those girls were your work and I, on the other hand was ... 427 00:30:27,431 --> 00:30:28,861 your play. 428 00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:31,073 - You were coming on to me. - Come on. 429 00:30:31,270 --> 00:30:32,644 That's what they always say. 430 00:30:32,805 --> 00:30:33,885 - Who? - Who? 431 00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:35,468 The pedophiles! 432 00:30:35,641 --> 00:30:38,291 "She was so sexy. She was asking for it." 433 00:30:38,509 --> 00:30:41,576 "She was only technically a girl. She acted like a woman." 434 00:30:41,815 --> 00:30:45,556 It's just so easy to blame a kid, isn't it? 435 00:30:48,421 --> 00:30:51,203 Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman ... 436 00:30:51,424 --> 00:30:54,806 does not mean she's ready to do what a woman does. 437 00:30:56,831 --> 00:30:58,969 I mean, you're the grown-up here. 438 00:31:00,302 --> 00:31:02,571 If a kid is experimenting ... 439 00:31:02,772 --> 00:31:05,325 and says something flirtatious, you ignore it. 440 00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:06,848 You don't encourage it. 441 00:31:07,942 --> 00:31:11,106 If a kid says, "Hey, let's make screwdrivers," 442 00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:14,381 you take the alcohol away and you don't race them to the next drink! 443 00:31:14,618 --> 00:31:15,763 Look, look. 444 00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:17,608 I've been lonely, okay? 445 00:31:17,786 --> 00:31:21,267 That makes me stupid but I am not a pedophile. 446 00:31:21,524 --> 00:31:23,728 - I am not lonely. - This is some horrible mistake. 447 00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:26,229 - And not stupid. - Untie me. We'll forget this whole thing. 448 00:31:26,429 --> 00:31:27,379 Just untie me now! 449 00:31:27,531 --> 00:31:30,345 I might be a little peeved. So when I am ready, 450 00:31:30,567 --> 00:31:33,634 I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose. 451 00:31:33,873 --> 00:31:36,556 - When will that be? - I'm not sure yet. 452 00:31:47,887 --> 00:31:48,814 Don't ... 453 00:31:48,954 --> 00:31:51,027 You can save yourself so much time ... 454 00:31:51,225 --> 00:31:53,199 by just dropping that word from your vocabulary. 455 00:31:53,393 --> 00:31:55,947 I'm gonna do what I want, Jeff. 456 00:32:01,301 --> 00:32:06,484 See, a guy as smooth at seducing adolescents as you are ... 457 00:32:06,808 --> 00:32:09,459 and takes those photographs ... 458 00:32:10,946 --> 00:32:14,046 I just figure he has something around that he doesn't want seen, 459 00:32:14,283 --> 00:32:16,520 and when I find that, 460 00:32:17,653 --> 00:32:19,409 then maybe I'll know what I'm dealing with. 461 00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:20,636 What you're dealing with? 462 00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:23,408 I mean, what kind of pedophile are you? 463 00:32:23,626 --> 00:32:24,553 Just a voyeur? 464 00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:26,321 Again, not a pedophile. 465 00:32:26,497 --> 00:32:29,366 Right. You're a photographer. 466 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,113 Takes a genius to get paid for what you'd be happy to do for free. 467 00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:35,062 Go into the living room. 468 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,662 Look in the grey cabinet. Pull out the third drawer down. 469 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:41,837 You'll see prints of my work for all kinds of environmental groups. 470 00:32:42,114 --> 00:32:43,871 I've done shots of the Yukon Territory, 471 00:32:45,149 --> 00:32:47,037 the Utah wilderness, 472 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:50,089 Inuit villages in Alaska ... 473 00:32:52,524 --> 00:32:53,932 So what? 474 00:32:54,094 --> 00:32:57,323 You love nature, thus you must be a nice guy? 475 00:32:57,564 --> 00:33:00,793 I'm saying my modeling shots are just part of my portfolio. 476 00:33:01,035 --> 00:33:02,758 I've shot a lot of different subjects, 477 00:33:02,936 --> 00:33:04,594 some of it very important work. 478 00:33:04,773 --> 00:33:07,555 And it was so important that you thought, 479 00:33:07,776 --> 00:33:10,710 "Well, I can't possibly hang it on the walls of my home. 480 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:13,333 I need to plaster my house with pictures of underage nymphs ... 481 00:33:13,547 --> 00:33:15,173 and just tuck the nature shots away." 482 00:33:22,224 --> 00:33:26,086 So ... a voyeur and a conservationist. 483 00:33:26,363 --> 00:33:27,345 I'm not a voyeur! 484 00:33:28,598 --> 00:33:30,507 Not just a voyeur. 485 00:33:30,699 --> 00:33:32,673 Sometimes you kick it up a notch to molestation. 486 00:33:32,868 --> 00:33:36,413 I am not a molester! I've no idea who you've confused me with. 487 00:33:36,673 --> 00:33:38,397 Sometimes you molest someone and they fight back ... 488 00:33:38,577 --> 00:33:41,479 and you completely lose control and you hurt them. 489 00:33:41,713 --> 00:33:43,403 I have never hurt anyone! 490 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,008 We'll just see, won't we? 491 00:33:58,332 --> 00:34:00,087 Those letters are mine. 492 00:34:02,236 --> 00:34:05,531 Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home. 493 00:34:13,247 --> 00:34:15,320 Don't love her anymore, huh? 494 00:34:15,518 --> 00:34:18,387 That explains why you save these. 495 00:34:18,619 --> 00:34:20,376 I thought about selling them on e-Bay. 496 00:34:21,690 --> 00:34:23,064 Excuse me? 497 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,136 Sorry. I couldn't hear you. Maybe it was the music or ... 498 00:34:28,397 --> 00:34:30,785 I don't know. Maybe it was the bullshit. 499 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,276 All right. Honestly ... 500 00:34:32,436 --> 00:34:36,145 Some day I thought about sending them to her, 501 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:39,157 reminding her how much of a bitch she was. 502 00:34:41,011 --> 00:34:42,637 A little angry, are we? 503 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:45,432 She broke your heart and you haven't gotten over it? 504 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:48,497 You walk into somebody's house, you start looking through their shit ... 505 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,088 You're gonna find things that embarrasses them. 506 00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:52,719 It doesn't mean anything. 507 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:56,389 All right. Okay. 508 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:03,029 "Dear Jeff. 509 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:06,978 You have to stop. I can't go where you wanna take me. 510 00:35:07,241 --> 00:35:09,607 You're just not the person I thought you were." 511 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,329 You don't have to read it. I know what it says. 512 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:14,749 I bet you do. How many times did you read this? 513 00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:16,956 None of your business. 514 00:35:17,151 --> 00:35:19,672 What kind of person did she find out you were, Jeff? 515 00:35:19,889 --> 00:35:21,164 None of your business. 516 00:35:21,322 --> 00:35:23,843 That kind of depends on how you define business, actually. 517 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,299 So, what? Did you find her? 518 00:35:28,497 --> 00:35:31,694 The girl you wanted? Is this what your work is, some big search? 519 00:35:52,157 --> 00:35:55,702 Are you the type of guy who likes to save his outgoing e-mails? 520 00:35:55,961 --> 00:35:59,824 Read them over and over again, to think about what you said? 521 00:36:04,637 --> 00:36:06,044 This is weird. 522 00:36:07,238 --> 00:36:10,752 Your download manager says you pulled some photos off the net, 523 00:36:11,011 --> 00:36:15,201 but ... I can't find them. 524 00:36:15,483 --> 00:36:17,174 Gosh, that's strange. 525 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:22,070 Yeah. A smart guy doesn't leave photos on his computer. 526 00:36:23,258 --> 00:36:26,258 'Cause that's the first place the cops are gonna look. 527 00:36:26,495 --> 00:36:30,106 And then you're ... into mementos. 528 00:36:30,366 --> 00:36:35,603 So where do you put the stuff that you pull off the net, hm? 529 00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:40,362 Do you have a special little hiding place or something? 530 00:36:41,478 --> 00:36:43,748 I live alone. 531 00:36:43,948 --> 00:36:46,533 Why would I need a hiding place? 532 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:49,464 Just what I've been wondering. 533 00:36:49,621 --> 00:36:52,818 I have looked through your whole house. 534 00:36:53,058 --> 00:36:54,618 Everything ... 535 00:36:55,761 --> 00:36:57,834 and I have found no porn. 536 00:36:58,031 --> 00:37:01,510 I have not found a single bit ... 537 00:37:01,769 --> 00:37:03,874 of porn. 538 00:37:04,071 --> 00:37:06,492 Guys tend to have porn around don't they? 539 00:37:06,706 --> 00:37:08,200 Nothing against it, nothing against them. 540 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,296 It's just the way they're brought up. 541 00:37:10,475 --> 00:37:13,411 Seriously, if a guy knows he can get away with it, 542 00:37:13,646 --> 00:37:16,680 all guys, they have porn at least somewhere in their crib. 543 00:37:16,917 --> 00:37:20,715 - You've done studies on this of course. - Then I was thinking ... 544 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,835 that these photos on his wall, maybe those are his porn. 545 00:37:24,994 --> 00:37:27,611 But I bet they're not your stroke shots. 546 00:37:29,799 --> 00:37:32,068 I bet whatever you have is so ... 547 00:37:32,268 --> 00:37:33,762 juicy, 548 00:37:33,935 --> 00:37:36,652 it needs its own little cubbyhole. 549 00:37:39,474 --> 00:37:40,969 Isn't that right, Jeff? 550 00:39:22,390 --> 00:39:24,528 So what's the combination, Jeff? 551 00:39:24,725 --> 00:39:26,219 Eat me. 552 00:39:26,392 --> 00:39:28,182 Look at how he's sweating. 553 00:39:28,363 --> 00:39:30,336 Does this worry you, Jeff? 554 00:39:30,530 --> 00:39:33,826 I'm gonna figure it out, so you might as well just tell me. 555 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:37,345 I am an honor student. 556 00:39:37,539 --> 00:39:38,619 Take your time. 557 00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:42,602 Oh, I will. 558 00:39:42,779 --> 00:39:45,747 - Believe me, I've got plenty. - No, not much. 559 00:39:45,981 --> 00:39:50,040 Aren't mommy and daddy gonna worry if you're not home before dinner? 560 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:52,230 I'm thinking no. 561 00:39:53,857 --> 00:39:55,384 Oh, is that it? 562 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,925 What? They're too busy to keep track of you, 563 00:39:58,127 --> 00:40:01,772 so you reach out to somebody who seems like he might care about you? 564 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,040 And you're so mad because they ignore you? 565 00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:07,347 They've always made the fuss over your older sister ... 566 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,295 because she learned to do everything first? 567 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,120 You're furious with them, 568 00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:14,186 but they do love you ... 569 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:16,747 and they pay for your existence, 570 00:40:16,949 --> 00:40:19,283 but you can't let them see any of that anger. 571 00:40:22,389 --> 00:40:24,658 - I'm not angry at them. - No, no. Absolutely not. 572 00:40:26,660 --> 00:40:28,415 That'd be too dangerous. 573 00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:31,853 But you are angry, 574 00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:35,660 and you gotta let it out somehow. 575 00:40:35,837 --> 00:40:39,612 So you find a guy ... an older guy ... 576 00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:43,910 Maybe he reminds you a little of your dad. 577 00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:48,103 Let me guess. I look like him? 578 00:40:49,219 --> 00:40:50,941 You don't look anything like him. 579 00:40:51,121 --> 00:40:52,748 If you say so. 580 00:40:54,024 --> 00:40:56,390 But you gotta let that anger out somehow. 581 00:40:56,592 --> 00:40:59,440 - And I seem like a good target ... - Will you shut up? 582 00:40:59,664 --> 00:41:01,387 Seriously, just shut up! 583 00:41:01,563 --> 00:41:03,604 You know nothing about me. 584 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,182 No, you're right. So sit down and tell me. 585 00:41:07,439 --> 00:41:08,748 We'll talk. 586 00:41:10,776 --> 00:41:12,914 - Yeah, right. - We can sit on the sofa. 587 00:41:13,109 --> 00:41:15,477 And I'll call a taxi for you. 588 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:17,307 If you want, I'll hold you. 589 00:41:17,483 --> 00:41:20,298 If you don't want, I'll keep my distance. 590 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,701 You can let it all out. If you need to cry, if you need to scream. 591 00:41:25,957 --> 00:41:27,779 Whatever you need, Hayley. 592 00:41:33,635 --> 00:41:35,839 You wouldn't be mad at me? 593 00:41:37,972 --> 00:41:40,656 I just want you to look at what you're doing. 594 00:41:51,086 --> 00:41:53,029 I just wanna ask, um ... 595 00:42:03,401 --> 00:42:06,816 Did you ... Did you seriously think that that was gonna work? 596 00:42:10,008 --> 00:42:12,495 You're good at what you do, Jeff. 597 00:42:12,709 --> 00:42:15,296 What you do is work with teenage girls, put them at ease ... 598 00:42:15,514 --> 00:42:17,814 so they can trust you with all their secrets. 599 00:42:18,016 --> 00:42:20,384 No, that's not what I was doing. 600 00:42:29,428 --> 00:42:31,817 Janelle's birthday. 601 00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:42,743 Janelle's phone number. 602 00:42:47,884 --> 00:42:50,667 Janelle's phone number backwards. 603 00:42:53,855 --> 00:42:55,645 You're an honor student. 604 00:42:55,825 --> 00:42:58,312 Try every possible combination of numbers. 605 00:42:58,527 --> 00:43:00,633 Should only take you the rest of the week, 606 00:43:00,830 --> 00:43:02,837 if you figure in breaks for meals. 607 00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:08,816 Or I ... 608 00:43:08,972 --> 00:43:12,234 Or I could just try March 19th. 609 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,918 March 19th. First with Janelle. 610 00:43:21,452 --> 00:43:25,097 What's this, Jeff? You are lensman319 after all. 611 00:43:25,357 --> 00:43:28,521 Was this the first photo session or the first time you banged her? 612 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,670 Or was that the same thing? 613 00:43:32,966 --> 00:43:35,333 Hm. What year would that have been? 614 00:43:37,970 --> 00:43:39,880 3-19-87? 615 00:43:43,577 --> 00:43:44,854 Nope. 616 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,709 3-19-89? 617 00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:58,609 How sentimental you are. 618 00:44:08,371 --> 00:44:10,924 What's so special about these photos? 619 00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:27,497 This is what they make those federal laws for, Jeff. 620 00:44:32,330 --> 00:44:34,403 This is officially sick. 621 00:44:40,775 --> 00:44:43,458 What makes this girl so special? 622 00:44:48,382 --> 00:44:50,870 Why does she get to keep her clothes on? 623 00:45:11,374 --> 00:45:12,900 I recognize this girl. 624 00:45:58,126 --> 00:45:59,620 Hayley? 625 00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:06,842 Where are you? 626 00:47:07,202 --> 00:47:08,512 Oh, fuck! 627 00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:44,636 Welcome back. 628 00:47:45,812 --> 00:47:47,567 I'm sorry to expose you like this. 629 00:47:49,182 --> 00:47:52,410 It's not about sex, although I have to admit ... 630 00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:53,831 you are built. 631 00:48:00,494 --> 00:48:01,988 I never touched you. 632 00:48:03,197 --> 00:48:05,814 I was trying to hold you off me ... 633 00:48:06,034 --> 00:48:08,140 while I called the cops. 634 00:48:08,337 --> 00:48:09,896 Would you have shown them this? 635 00:48:11,774 --> 00:48:15,515 Why do you have a picture of Donna Mauer in your safe? 636 00:48:15,777 --> 00:48:18,647 And have you seen her, because no one else has. 637 00:48:27,389 --> 00:48:28,884 I did meet Donna for coffee. 638 00:48:30,594 --> 00:48:33,463 I took a shot of her to make her happy. 639 00:48:35,967 --> 00:48:37,789 So how happy did you make her? 640 00:48:37,968 --> 00:48:40,651 Look at her. She's fully dressed. 641 00:48:40,872 --> 00:48:43,623 You can see the coffee shop behind her. 642 00:48:43,843 --> 00:48:45,086 I never brought her home. 643 00:48:46,577 --> 00:48:48,302 So, what? You just said, 644 00:48:48,481 --> 00:48:51,928 "See you later, kid. It's been fun." 645 00:48:53,352 --> 00:48:54,846 You could have thrown this away. 646 00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:58,752 You didn't. 647 00:48:58,927 --> 00:49:00,901 You needed to hang on to it. 648 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:04,633 You could have talked to the police. 649 00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:06,361 - You're right. - Yeah. 650 00:49:06,535 --> 00:49:08,868 Or maybe you had something to hide, 651 00:49:09,069 --> 00:49:11,591 like the extensive kiddie porn collect ... 652 00:49:11,807 --> 00:49:14,806 Look. I'm not the monster you think I am. 653 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:19,476 But okay, I ... crossed a line. 654 00:49:21,017 --> 00:49:23,766 Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in. 655 00:49:25,688 --> 00:49:28,470 A cute pedophile pleads guilty. 656 00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:31,415 "But, oh, it's not his fault. 657 00:49:31,595 --> 00:49:34,017 He's sick. He has an addiction." 658 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:36,271 I'll do jail. Isn't that what should happen? 659 00:49:36,466 --> 00:49:38,409 Yeah, you might. You might get jail time. 660 00:49:38,603 --> 00:49:41,733 I don't know ... therapy, drugs, 661 00:49:41,973 --> 00:49:44,788 group discussions, notifying people when you move into a new house. 662 00:49:45,009 --> 00:49:47,879 - How bad is that, really? - It'll ruin my career, my life. 663 00:49:48,113 --> 00:49:50,480 Didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar? 664 00:49:54,152 --> 00:49:56,608 So why the ice? 665 00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:08,421 I read the psych profile about the person who took Donna Mauer. 666 00:50:08,702 --> 00:50:10,557 Said he's a loner. 667 00:50:10,738 --> 00:50:15,147 Thinks he's pretty damn bright and as powerful as a teenage girl. 668 00:50:15,443 --> 00:50:18,093 He's gonna strike again. Kind of sounds a lot like you. 669 00:50:18,312 --> 00:50:19,207 It's not me! 670 00:50:19,347 --> 00:50:21,005 Maybe not, but ... 671 00:50:22,416 --> 00:50:24,490 Those photos that I found ... 672 00:50:24,686 --> 00:50:27,654 and the way you let me get drunk ... 673 00:50:31,494 --> 00:50:33,350 You're a headline waiting to happen. 674 00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:43,266 Everybody will be safer if I do a little preventive maintenance. 675 00:50:50,716 --> 00:50:53,944 - What the fuck are you doing? - I have to shave you down here. 676 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,422 I can't have any hair on the incision site, right? 677 00:50:56,623 --> 00:50:58,149 What? 678 00:50:58,324 --> 00:51:00,813 I've been going in my dad's medical library at school ... 679 00:51:01,027 --> 00:51:05,467 and, um, well, you said I was pretty bright, right? 680 00:51:05,765 --> 00:51:09,026 I think I'm smart enough to perform a successful castration. 681 00:51:09,270 --> 00:51:10,350 No! 682 00:51:10,503 --> 00:51:12,575 - Please. - No! Ow! 683 00:51:12,774 --> 00:51:15,228 Okay, okay. I guess you're not numb enough yet. 684 00:51:18,813 --> 00:51:21,365 What should we talk about while we're waiting? 685 00:51:21,649 --> 00:51:24,333 "Dear Janelle. My name is Hayley Stark. 686 00:51:24,553 --> 00:51:26,887 I hope you don't mind me writing you like this. 687 00:51:27,090 --> 00:51:30,538 I met this guy that I think you know ... Jeff Kohlver. 688 00:51:30,793 --> 00:51:32,516 He's so cute. 689 00:51:32,695 --> 00:51:35,445 Well, he seems to really like me. 690 00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:38,251 He even asked me over to his place to do some photography, 691 00:51:38,467 --> 00:51:40,573 and I am so excited about this ... 692 00:51:40,771 --> 00:51:43,225 because, well, for a 14 year old like me, 693 00:51:43,441 --> 00:51:45,580 this could be a huge break, you know?" 694 00:51:47,445 --> 00:51:52,147 And here I put in a little smiley face icon. 695 00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:54,928 "Thing is, 696 00:51:55,087 --> 00:51:58,732 and I've tried to pretend this isn't the case, but he talks about you a lot, 697 00:51:58,992 --> 00:52:01,991 and I have this ooky feeling he's still in love with you. 698 00:52:02,928 --> 00:52:04,587 I'm pretty sweet on him too, 699 00:52:04,764 --> 00:52:07,634 but I don't want to go crazy over him if there's some chance ... 700 00:52:07,867 --> 00:52:10,256 that you two might get back together. 701 00:52:10,470 --> 00:52:12,096 So, so, so, so, 702 00:52:12,273 --> 00:52:14,182 I found your e-mail address in his PDA, 703 00:52:14,376 --> 00:52:16,515 and I thought I'd just ask. 704 00:52:17,911 --> 00:52:19,634 Is this insane? 705 00:52:20,983 --> 00:52:22,772 Am I insane? 706 00:52:24,085 --> 00:52:27,402 Is Jeff? 707 00:52:27,656 --> 00:52:30,754 And this other girl he talks about all the time. 708 00:52:30,993 --> 00:52:33,895 Her name is ... Donna Mauer. 709 00:52:35,798 --> 00:52:37,969 Do you know anything about her? 710 00:52:39,135 --> 00:52:43,259 I found these photos on his computer but, silly me, I can't figure out how to open them, 711 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,167 but I'm attaching them to this note. 712 00:52:45,341 --> 00:52:48,658 Are they pictures of you or Donna? 713 00:52:50,147 --> 00:52:51,489 Anyhoo, thanks a mil. 714 00:52:51,649 --> 00:52:54,748 Your complete honesty will be "mucho" appreciated. 715 00:52:54,986 --> 00:52:57,954 Love and peace, Hayley." 716 00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:05,341 I tried to make it sound as innocent and moronic as possible. 717 00:53:05,563 --> 00:53:07,222 How do you think I did? 718 00:53:11,872 --> 00:53:13,246 Fine. 719 00:53:13,406 --> 00:53:16,024 Guess I'll just send it and that'll be that. 720 00:53:18,077 --> 00:53:20,664 You're getting yourself in terrible trouble. 721 00:53:20,882 --> 00:53:23,150 Oh, and how's that? 722 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,805 If you cut me in any way, you won't forget it. 723 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:30,771 It changes you when you hurt somebody. 724 00:53:30,992 --> 00:53:33,065 And you speak from experience, I guess. 725 00:53:33,262 --> 00:53:34,822 I've just lived. 726 00:53:35,997 --> 00:53:37,339 Unlike you. 727 00:53:39,034 --> 00:53:40,278 The things you do wrong ... 728 00:53:42,305 --> 00:53:43,963 They haunt you. 729 00:53:45,341 --> 00:53:47,349 Tell me what you're haunted by. 730 00:53:49,347 --> 00:53:53,089 You wanna remember this day when you're with a guy on a date? 731 00:53:53,351 --> 00:53:54,878 Or on your wedding night? 732 00:53:55,052 --> 00:53:56,841 'Cause I promise you, you will. 733 00:53:58,523 --> 00:54:00,433 Don't do that to yourself. 734 00:54:02,727 --> 00:54:04,036 Wow. 735 00:54:05,764 --> 00:54:07,325 You know, that is so thoughtful. 736 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:10,500 You are speaking to me so selflessly. 737 00:54:10,737 --> 00:54:14,282 I mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? 738 00:54:15,008 --> 00:54:16,666 Wow, I'm touched. 739 00:54:19,747 --> 00:54:21,241 Jeff. 740 00:54:21,415 --> 00:54:24,198 Why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you ... 741 00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:26,489 at a random moment? 742 00:54:28,222 --> 00:54:32,052 Imagine that, when you downloaded this little girl ... 743 00:54:35,197 --> 00:54:38,841 I was sitting by your side saying, "Stop. Don't do that to yourself." 744 00:54:40,335 --> 00:54:42,060 Would you have listened? 745 00:54:46,542 --> 00:54:47,949 Stop. 746 00:54:51,114 --> 00:54:53,219 Don't do that to yourself. 747 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,429 Stop. 748 00:55:00,157 --> 00:55:02,100 Don't do that to yourself. 749 00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:08,643 Stop. 750 00:55:11,703 --> 00:55:12,980 Stop. 751 00:55:29,257 --> 00:55:31,592 You are good and numb, aren't you? 752 00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:33,319 Fuck off. 753 00:55:33,495 --> 00:55:37,292 Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on. 754 00:55:38,934 --> 00:55:43,790 Seriously. It turns out that castration is the easiest surgical procedure around, 755 00:55:44,105 --> 00:55:47,618 and thousands of farm boys across the country guild their own livestock. 756 00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:52,514 So I figure, if they can do it, then I can pull it off, if you know what I mean. 757 00:55:52,814 --> 00:55:55,084 I'm not fucking livestock. 758 00:55:55,286 --> 00:55:57,009 You keep telling yourself that, stud. 759 00:55:57,188 --> 00:55:58,846 Help! 760 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:01,411 Help! 761 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:05,087 Look, that wasn't necessary. 762 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:07,678 You bitch. 763 00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:09,457 No more wiggling. 764 00:56:17,276 --> 00:56:21,204 Does your mother know you cut off men's balls? 765 00:56:22,948 --> 00:56:24,704 I've never done it before today, but ... 766 00:56:27,353 --> 00:56:29,591 Maybe I'll tell her when I get home, 767 00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:31,646 see what she says. 768 00:56:33,093 --> 00:56:36,389 "Hayley, I knew you needed a science fair project, but really ..." 769 00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:38,638 So you and your mom are both whacked. 770 00:56:40,034 --> 00:56:44,507 I don't know. That's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? 771 00:56:47,276 --> 00:56:51,237 Was I born a cute, vindictive little bitch or ... 772 00:56:53,516 --> 00:56:56,068 did society make me that way? 773 00:56:56,285 --> 00:56:57,977 I go back and forth on that. 774 00:56:59,923 --> 00:57:02,192 I'll be done in a sec. I'm almost done. 775 00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:05,227 There's money in the safe. 776 00:57:05,429 --> 00:57:07,567 - So? - So you could take it. 777 00:57:07,764 --> 00:57:10,285 Take the camera equipment. Take whatever you want! 778 00:57:10,502 --> 00:57:11,396 I am. 779 00:57:11,537 --> 00:57:15,595 You really can't talk me out of this by bribing me, okay? 780 00:57:17,842 --> 00:57:20,297 How ... How can I? 781 00:57:20,512 --> 00:57:21,919 What? Talk me out of it? 782 00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:26,038 I don't know. I haven't thought about that. 783 00:57:30,223 --> 00:57:34,021 You know what? I need to sterilize this before we start. 784 00:57:34,294 --> 00:57:37,043 Do you want me to use the vodka, 785 00:57:37,264 --> 00:57:39,752 or do you have another alcohol you wanna offer me? 786 00:57:44,706 --> 00:57:45,950 Okay. 787 00:57:52,015 --> 00:57:54,086 Okay, all that scraping I did ... 788 00:57:54,283 --> 00:57:58,212 The blood probably rushed back in. I have to numb you out a bit more, okay? 789 00:58:03,325 --> 00:58:04,951 I'll be right back. 790 00:59:35,662 --> 00:59:38,378 Can I call someone for you? Is that what you ... 791 00:59:41,067 --> 00:59:42,049 Oh, you're getting bored. 792 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:45,520 Look, I'm sorry. We gotta get this show on the road. 793 00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:51,654 Oh, it's actually really impressive. 794 00:59:51,913 --> 00:59:54,848 I thought it would be fun to see how far you could get, 795 00:59:55,083 --> 00:59:58,346 and I really only expected, like, an inch or two. 796 00:59:59,521 --> 01:00:00,927 That's not bad. 797 01:00:04,727 --> 01:00:06,636 Why don't you just kill me? 798 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,387 Is that what you think I want? 799 01:00:15,204 --> 01:00:16,634 Isn't it? 800 01:00:17,841 --> 01:00:19,183 Close. 801 01:00:43,604 --> 01:00:45,578 I love that you have all this stuff ... 802 01:00:45,772 --> 01:00:48,227 because, like, this way you can watch, you know? 803 01:00:49,978 --> 01:00:51,538 Now I'm hurt. 804 01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:55,161 I go through all the trouble to set this up and you don't want to watch? 805 01:01:02,191 --> 01:01:03,783 I just ... 806 01:01:03,958 --> 01:01:07,058 I stayed one summer with my Aunt Denise and her kids. 807 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:10,749 You know, and her kids were, like four or five, 808 01:01:10,966 --> 01:01:12,624 and I was, like, ten. 809 01:01:12,801 --> 01:01:14,045 No. No, I was nine. 810 01:01:15,439 --> 01:01:19,596 And the littlest one ... the daughter, Lynnie ... 811 01:01:20,811 --> 01:01:22,981 She ... she loved me. 812 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:26,279 So she had this ... she had this game ... 813 01:01:26,517 --> 01:01:30,740 where she would jump out of the bathtub, all soaking wet ... 814 01:01:32,392 --> 01:01:34,115 and she'd jump on top of me ... 815 01:01:34,293 --> 01:01:35,275 and she'd tickle me. 816 01:01:36,261 --> 01:01:38,781 And she'd tickle me and she'd shout: 817 01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:40,687 "Prune attack! Prune attack!" 818 01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:42,721 'cause her fingers were all pruney. 819 01:01:45,971 --> 01:01:49,289 I — I — I couldn't do anything 'cause I was afraid I'd hurt her ... 820 01:01:49,543 --> 01:01:52,805 and it was weird. 821 01:01:54,714 --> 01:01:59,057 And one day her mother came in, in the middle of it ... 822 01:02:01,224 --> 01:02:05,053 and she saw her daughter, naked on top of me. 823 01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:11,291 And then ... she yelled at her: 824 01:02:12,668 --> 01:02:16,116 "Lynnie, get back in the bathtub." 825 01:02:19,142 --> 01:02:20,898 Then she took me by the hand ... 826 01:02:22,245 --> 01:02:24,002 and she dragged me to the kitchen. 827 01:02:27,552 --> 01:02:29,079 She turned the stove on. 828 01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:32,977 We stood there while the burner got hot. 829 01:02:35,427 --> 01:02:37,467 And she pulled my pants down ... 830 01:02:40,265 --> 01:02:43,745 and lifted me up over the burner. 831 01:02:48,541 --> 01:02:52,470 I could feel the dirt on my skin from her hands. 832 01:02:54,213 --> 01:02:56,156 She must have been gardening. 833 01:03:00,522 --> 01:03:02,594 And I cried and cried. 834 01:03:03,759 --> 01:03:08,266 And I could hear the tears sizzle as they hit the burner. 835 01:03:12,968 --> 01:03:14,495 Then she sat me down. 836 01:03:17,073 --> 01:03:20,269 She said, "If I ever catch you with my daughter again ..." 837 01:03:27,785 --> 01:03:29,213 She called my mom. 838 01:03:30,488 --> 01:03:32,431 My mom came the next day. 839 01:03:34,891 --> 01:03:37,096 I never saw Aunt Denise again. 840 01:03:44,771 --> 01:03:47,803 These things really stick. 841 01:03:49,676 --> 01:03:52,162 Okay, well, you know, we're set. 842 01:03:54,147 --> 01:03:55,074 Don't. 843 01:03:56,684 --> 01:03:58,658 I told you not to use that word. 844 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,047 Okay? 845 01:04:00,188 --> 01:04:01,944 Hayley, please. 846 01:04:02,156 --> 01:04:03,912 You need help. 847 01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:07,421 A teenage girl doesn't do this. 848 01:04:07,596 --> 01:04:10,344 I've seen your idea of what a teenage girl should do, 849 01:04:10,564 --> 01:04:11,645 so don't even start. 850 01:04:11,799 --> 01:04:13,588 I'll pay for a therapist. 851 01:04:16,272 --> 01:04:17,200 Thanks. 852 01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:19,511 Thanks, but if I ever see a shrink ... 853 01:04:19,708 --> 01:04:21,464 - I want to make my case ... - Please. 854 01:04:21,643 --> 01:04:23,399 really, really interesting for them. 855 01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:25,653 Please. I'll do whatever you want. 856 01:04:25,851 --> 01:04:28,665 You could call the cops. I'll say I did whatever you want. 857 01:04:28,885 --> 01:04:31,700 I don't think they're gonna believe a confession under these circumstances. 858 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,020 Then I'll leave. I'll leave, okay? I'll move. 859 01:04:35,259 --> 01:04:36,785 Mm-hmm. 860 01:04:36,962 --> 01:04:39,329 Donna's body will still be where you left it. 861 01:04:39,531 --> 01:04:40,992 I'm not the guy! 862 01:04:41,165 --> 01:04:43,434 I'm not the guy, I swear! 863 01:04:45,603 --> 01:04:47,971 Anything! Please! 864 01:04:48,173 --> 01:04:49,732 Please don't do this! 865 01:04:50,909 --> 01:04:52,153 - Anything? - Anything! Piss on me! 866 01:04:52,912 --> 01:04:55,431 Fucking feed me glass! I don't care! Whatever you want! 867 01:04:56,415 --> 01:04:59,231 I'll tell the cops I did whatever you want. Please! 868 01:05:01,521 --> 01:05:04,041 I don't what ever you want. Anything. Please. 869 01:05:04,259 --> 01:05:05,186 Please. Anything. 870 01:05:05,325 --> 01:05:06,951 Anything. Anything. 871 01:05:11,367 --> 01:05:12,314 Please. 872 01:05:12,467 --> 01:05:14,606 - Anything. - Yes. 873 01:05:14,803 --> 01:05:16,559 Yeah, anything. 874 01:05:16,739 --> 01:05:18,494 Oh, please. 875 01:05:18,673 --> 01:05:19,721 Please! 876 01:05:36,192 --> 01:05:40,055 When I talked about sending an email to Janelle, you changed the subject. 877 01:05:43,434 --> 01:05:45,987 I could send it right now, pack up and go. 878 01:05:46,203 --> 01:05:48,658 It could be the best thing that ever happened to you. 879 01:05:48,874 --> 01:05:53,445 You could stop torturing yourself with the idea that you might get back with her. 880 01:05:54,847 --> 01:05:58,197 - What do you say? - Goddamn it! Get the fuck off of me! 881 01:05:58,450 --> 01:06:00,622 Please untie me and let me go! 882 01:06:00,820 --> 01:06:03,471 Please! Please don't cut me! 883 01:06:03,691 --> 01:06:06,593 Please! Please! 884 01:06:06,826 --> 01:06:08,550 Please! 885 01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:35,728 I shouldn't have teased you like that. 886 01:06:42,433 --> 01:06:45,978 I shouldn't have let you think there was a way out of this. 887 01:06:53,044 --> 01:06:55,217 Hey, um ... 888 01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:58,677 I got this medical text, 889 01:06:58,918 --> 01:07:00,925 and if I forget anything just don't panic. 890 01:07:01,121 --> 01:07:04,284 Okay, 'cause it's ... It's right here. 891 01:07:08,295 --> 01:07:10,531 Yeah, I knew you'd want to watch. 892 01:07:10,730 --> 01:07:13,730 Look, if you move too much, I could ... 893 01:07:13,966 --> 01:07:16,487 knick the perineal artery and you ... 894 01:07:16,703 --> 01:07:19,737 You could, like, bleed to death before anyone got here, okay? 895 01:07:19,974 --> 01:07:22,790 So, just, please. I really need to have ... 896 01:07:23,011 --> 01:07:25,563 a steady, steady hand, okay? 897 01:07:29,251 --> 01:07:30,943 Jeff? 898 01:07:42,398 --> 01:07:43,826 Do you feel that? 899 01:07:46,971 --> 01:07:48,629 Why do you care? 900 01:07:52,344 --> 01:07:54,733 I'd be thankful for small favors. 901 01:08:13,432 --> 01:08:14,446 Wow. 902 01:08:16,304 --> 01:08:17,830 That went well. 903 01:08:28,617 --> 01:08:31,202 You know, you told that, uh ... 904 01:08:31,420 --> 01:08:34,551 that Aunt Denise story very well. 905 01:08:34,791 --> 01:08:36,068 Very, very well. 906 01:08:38,761 --> 01:08:40,997 What was that supposed to be? Some kind of magic key ... 907 01:08:41,196 --> 01:08:44,164 to explain why you are the way you are? 908 01:08:45,603 --> 01:08:47,163 Doesn't. 909 01:08:49,139 --> 01:08:52,914 Okay. What should I do first? Your right or left testicle? 910 01:08:58,849 --> 01:09:01,305 Why don't we just say right, okay? 911 01:09:01,521 --> 01:09:05,001 All right, now, I just have to give it one little slice to free it up, 912 01:09:05,258 --> 01:09:06,633 and then, um ... 913 01:09:07,927 --> 01:09:09,137 Snip. 914 01:09:11,264 --> 01:09:13,981 Okay. Now I just need to suture it up. 915 01:09:14,201 --> 01:09:18,325 This would be so much easier if I had, like, a nurse or something, 916 01:09:18,604 --> 01:09:22,150 but, you know, I asked my friend if she'd help me castrate a guy ... 917 01:09:22,409 --> 01:09:25,060 and, well, she made all these, like, ooky sounds, 918 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,596 like I was asking her to swallow worms or something. 919 01:09:28,850 --> 01:09:32,362 Yeah, we'll see who makes medical school in eight years, huh? 920 01:09:32,620 --> 01:09:36,200 All right, now, you're gonna feel a tug, 921 01:09:36,457 --> 01:09:39,425 'cause I really gotta get this tight, all right? 922 01:09:39,661 --> 01:09:42,826 So just ... bear with me. 923 01:09:44,733 --> 01:09:46,425 Okay ... 924 01:09:48,538 --> 01:09:50,163 Okay. 925 01:09:51,442 --> 01:09:53,547 Okay, halfway through. Over the hump. 926 01:09:53,743 --> 01:09:55,882 Can't you stop? 927 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,257 Please? 928 01:09:57,415 --> 01:09:59,302 Some men, 929 01:09:59,482 --> 01:10:02,384 they go through their whole lives with only one ball, 930 01:10:03,554 --> 01:10:05,759 and they're just fine, you know? 931 01:10:05,957 --> 01:10:07,134 Or so I've read. 932 01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:12,049 Well, I guess I figured that you're not really punished if I leave you with a spare. 933 01:10:17,337 --> 01:10:19,792 Okay, stay with me. Stay with me. 934 01:10:20,006 --> 01:10:22,724 It's okay. It's okay, Jeff. 935 01:10:26,981 --> 01:10:31,171 If — if I left one, then you'd be walking around crooked all the time. 936 01:10:31,452 --> 01:10:34,617 Look, this is for the best, all right? 937 01:10:34,854 --> 01:10:37,221 Okay, you're entering a whole new world now. 938 01:10:37,424 --> 01:10:38,569 Just gotta ... 939 01:10:40,295 --> 01:10:41,670 snip and ... 940 01:10:46,270 --> 01:10:47,197 Okay. 941 01:10:48,904 --> 01:10:50,334 Wow. 942 01:10:52,776 --> 01:10:54,751 This seriously has to be, like, 943 01:10:54,978 --> 01:10:57,880 one of the easiest operations, because ... 944 01:10:59,084 --> 01:11:00,065 Wow. 945 01:11:01,385 --> 01:11:05,411 I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping ... 946 01:11:05,690 --> 01:11:07,446 and selling cookies. 947 01:11:08,627 --> 01:11:11,474 You know? 'Cause this is what's really useful. 948 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,571 I don't know how they'd design a merit badge though. 949 01:11:15,768 --> 01:11:17,012 That'd be interesting. 950 01:11:18,037 --> 01:11:21,070 I saw Lynnie at Aunt Denise's funeral. 951 01:11:21,309 --> 01:11:23,675 I told her what her mom did. 952 01:11:23,909 --> 01:11:25,885 She didn't believe me. 953 01:11:28,281 --> 01:11:31,217 If Denise was here right now, what would you say? 954 01:11:34,154 --> 01:11:35,616 I'd say, "Help. 955 01:11:36,891 --> 01:11:39,738 A teenager cut my balls off. Call the police." 956 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,581 She wasn't very sympathetic the last time, 957 01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:47,841 so I wouldn't really hold your breath. 958 01:12:04,723 --> 01:12:06,316 All right. 959 01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:08,879 I would cancel any appointments you have in the next few days ... 960 01:12:09,094 --> 01:12:12,356 because you're going to be sorer than you've ever been before. 961 01:12:13,531 --> 01:12:15,286 Oh, I'd say, in, like, 962 01:12:15,466 --> 01:12:17,223 eight or nine days, take the stitches out, 963 01:12:17,402 --> 01:12:19,737 which I suggest you do yourself ... 964 01:12:19,939 --> 01:12:21,882 to save embarrassment. 965 01:12:22,073 --> 01:12:25,205 Oh, and there's this website: EunuchsQuestions.com. 966 01:12:25,446 --> 01:12:28,347 Eunuchs is e-u-n-u-c-h-s. 967 01:12:28,581 --> 01:12:31,581 I had a lot of trouble with that but it gives great advice ... 968 01:12:31,817 --> 01:12:33,858 on how to deal with your castration. 969 01:12:34,054 --> 01:12:37,088 You really ... You don't have to go through this alone, you know? 970 01:12:40,128 --> 01:12:41,688 Do you want some souvenirs? 971 01:12:44,231 --> 01:12:45,214 No? 972 01:12:46,301 --> 01:12:47,447 Okay. 973 01:12:48,538 --> 01:12:50,326 What should we do with them? 974 01:12:55,879 --> 01:12:58,019 We could see how far they bounce. 975 01:13:05,088 --> 01:13:06,714 Actually ... 976 01:13:06,891 --> 01:13:09,575 we wouldn't want, like, a little animal ... 977 01:13:09,795 --> 01:13:13,056 confusing it for an afternoon snack. 978 01:13:13,296 --> 01:13:15,533 You know? A little squirrelly ... 979 01:13:15,734 --> 01:13:17,556 or a coyote might get sick. 980 01:13:17,736 --> 01:13:20,867 We don't want that, especially with you being such a conservationist. 981 01:13:24,911 --> 01:13:27,562 We could grind them up in the garbage disposal. 982 01:13:29,648 --> 01:13:32,551 Or ... or we could sew them back in. 983 01:13:32,786 --> 01:13:34,542 I had this shop teacher once, 984 01:13:34,722 --> 01:13:37,372 who sawed off his thumb in class, 985 01:13:37,592 --> 01:13:39,348 and then he grabbed some ice, 986 01:13:39,527 --> 01:13:40,933 drove to the emergency room. 987 01:13:41,094 --> 01:13:43,877 The next day, sure enough, he has his thumb. 988 01:13:44,097 --> 01:13:47,840 Didn't bend so well, but he could, like, hitchhike and stuff. 989 01:13:53,107 --> 01:13:55,247 I'm just checking to see if it works. 990 01:14:11,928 --> 01:14:14,646 I guess they, uh, weren't brass. 991 01:14:22,340 --> 01:14:24,545 You're not laughing, are you? 992 01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:29,341 Well, no wonder. This isn't a laughing matter at all. 993 01:14:29,615 --> 01:14:33,227 I don't know. Maybe Donna's smiling just a tad. 994 01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:36,810 I didn't do anything to her. 995 01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,753 Maybe, maybe not. 996 01:14:43,098 --> 01:14:45,967 But I suggest you track down the guy who did ... 997 01:14:47,202 --> 01:14:49,723 'cause he has no idea what's waiting for him. 998 01:14:49,939 --> 01:14:50,865 Here. 999 01:14:51,006 --> 01:14:52,566 You really need to rehydrate. 1000 01:14:53,674 --> 01:14:55,813 Jeff. Please. Come on. 1001 01:15:03,185 --> 01:15:04,614 Jeff, I'm serious. 1002 01:15:06,789 --> 01:15:09,178 You really, really need to drink this, okay? 1003 01:15:10,427 --> 01:15:11,888 Come on. 1004 01:15:13,964 --> 01:15:16,583 Attaboy. 1005 01:15:16,801 --> 01:15:18,459 Do you want more? 1006 01:15:20,605 --> 01:15:23,257 Why are you being so nice to me now? 1007 01:15:28,346 --> 01:15:30,256 You're pitiful now, aren't you? 1008 01:15:31,584 --> 01:15:35,960 I mean, it's going to be tricky, not letting anyone find out about ... 1009 01:15:38,257 --> 01:15:40,046 No more sex. 1010 01:15:40,227 --> 01:15:43,008 No more taking public showers. 1011 01:15:44,098 --> 01:15:46,716 But one of these days you're going to get a physical, 1012 01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:48,689 and your doctor's going to find out. 1013 01:15:49,104 --> 01:15:52,267 And don't worry. He's not gonna tell his golf buddies ... 1014 01:15:53,742 --> 01:15:55,399 and they're not gonna tell their friends, 1015 01:15:55,575 --> 01:15:57,681 and they're not gonna tell their friends. 1016 01:15:59,082 --> 01:16:02,115 But a couple years down the road you're going to start wondering, 1017 01:16:02,351 --> 01:16:04,009 "Do your publishers know?" 1018 01:16:05,554 --> 01:16:06,984 "Do your models know?" 1019 01:16:10,127 --> 01:16:11,752 "Does Janelle know?" 1020 01:16:17,402 --> 01:16:18,831 God, I'm sweating. 1021 01:16:19,937 --> 01:16:21,825 Look, I'll go take a shower ... 1022 01:16:22,006 --> 01:16:24,526 and then I'll be out of your life, okay? 1023 01:16:24,743 --> 01:16:26,204 I'll find you. 1024 01:16:26,412 --> 01:16:30,241 Don't make threats while you're still tied down. 1025 01:16:30,516 --> 01:16:33,418 - I'm just saying ... - What do you expect me to do about it? 1026 01:16:33,653 --> 01:16:35,146 I'm just saying. 1027 01:16:37,522 --> 01:16:39,825 The easiest thing for me to do ... 1028 01:16:40,028 --> 01:16:42,361 would be to just kill you. 1029 01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:48,963 But I already told you I'm not going to do that. 1030 01:16:52,607 --> 01:16:54,646 You don't get off that easy, Jeff. 1031 01:16:58,846 --> 01:17:00,537 I'm sweating like a pig. Seriously. 1032 01:17:00,715 --> 01:17:03,398 Um ... I gotta go have a shower, 1033 01:17:03,618 --> 01:17:07,928 and then when I come back later, maybe we can chat some more. 1034 01:18:33,117 --> 01:18:34,426 I'm all here. 1035 01:18:34,586 --> 01:18:36,658 I'm all here. 1036 01:18:54,609 --> 01:18:57,805 Why you can see it with your very own eyes. 1037 01:18:58,044 --> 01:19:01,110 Come on. Come on. 1038 01:20:58,712 --> 01:21:00,434 Fuck. 1039 01:21:35,719 --> 01:21:37,247 Hey, Trace. 1040 01:21:37,420 --> 01:21:40,486 Look, I'm gonna be done, like, so much sooner than I thought, 1041 01:21:40,724 --> 01:21:43,113 so do you wanna catch a movie or something? 1042 01:21:43,327 --> 01:21:44,375 Cool. 1043 01:21:46,199 --> 01:21:48,053 No, I'm not telling you. 1044 01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:09,649 Yes, this is Lieutenant Hayley, L.A.P.D. 1045 01:22:09,889 --> 01:22:12,955 You're acquainted with a photographer, one Jeffrey Kohlver? 1046 01:22:14,796 --> 01:22:17,446 Yes, there's been an incident here. 1047 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:19,837 Is it possible that you can assist us? 1048 01:22:21,769 --> 01:22:24,868 I'm not at liberty to discuss that at this moment, ma'am, 1049 01:22:25,106 --> 01:22:29,100 but it's a very delicate matter and the sooner we can speak with you here, 1050 01:22:29,377 --> 01:22:32,989 the better chance we have of keeping it out of the newspapers. 1051 01:22:34,649 --> 01:22:36,439 We appreciate that. 1052 01:22:36,620 --> 01:22:37,994 The address ... 1053 01:22:40,924 --> 01:22:42,615 Yes. 1054 01:22:42,794 --> 01:22:44,736 Yes, that's the place. 1055 01:22:44,929 --> 01:22:47,133 How soon do you think we can be here? 1056 01:23:32,914 --> 01:23:34,059 Steady. 1057 01:23:35,218 --> 01:23:37,159 Stand straight. 1058 01:23:37,352 --> 01:23:38,759 Attaboy. 1059 01:23:54,838 --> 01:23:57,294 - You're insane. - Right. 1060 01:23:58,577 --> 01:24:01,423 Which I did tell you when we first met, remember? 1061 01:24:02,548 --> 01:24:04,970 "Four out of five doctors agree ..." 1062 01:24:07,620 --> 01:24:10,141 Maybe I should ask my therapist. 1063 01:24:10,356 --> 01:24:12,396 See what she thinks about it. 1064 01:24:12,593 --> 01:24:15,113 Ask her much it would cost to get a padded cell ... 1065 01:24:18,532 --> 01:24:19,677 Help! 1066 01:24:22,736 --> 01:24:25,487 Shut up. 1067 01:24:25,707 --> 01:24:27,136 Hi. 1068 01:24:27,475 --> 01:24:30,192 Oh, hello. Is Mr. Kohlver here? 1069 01:24:30,412 --> 01:24:32,900 Um, he's asleep. Not feeling so well. 1070 01:24:33,114 --> 01:24:34,903 I think it's food poisoning. 1071 01:24:35,082 --> 01:24:36,740 I'm sorry to hear that. 1072 01:24:36,919 --> 01:24:38,197 Are you ... 1073 01:24:38,354 --> 01:24:40,589 I'm his niece. 1074 01:24:40,790 --> 01:24:42,350 Oh, really? 1075 01:24:43,994 --> 01:24:45,815 Can I ask you something? 1076 01:24:46,796 --> 01:24:47,877 Okay. 1077 01:24:48,031 --> 01:24:50,748 I might be a little out of line here. 1078 01:24:52,636 --> 01:24:54,359 Do you babysit? 1079 01:24:56,275 --> 01:24:58,281 Yeah, yeah. I do. I do. 1080 01:24:58,477 --> 01:25:01,347 But I'm only here for, like, a couple more days. 1081 01:25:01,580 --> 01:25:02,693 That's too bad. 1082 01:25:02,846 --> 01:25:05,213 I'm on a constant patrol for new babysitters. 1083 01:25:05,417 --> 01:25:06,726 Right. 1084 01:25:07,987 --> 01:25:09,962 Are those ... 1085 01:25:10,156 --> 01:25:11,717 Yes. Mr. Kohlver's cookies. 1086 01:25:11,891 --> 01:25:15,186 My daughter's a Girl Scout and we've been trying to deliver these, 1087 01:25:15,428 --> 01:25:18,975 but we've always been missing him, so here they are, yummy stuff. 1088 01:25:19,234 --> 01:25:20,216 Thanks. 1089 01:25:21,367 --> 01:25:24,270 Yeah. Uncle Jeff loves his Girl Scouts, so ... 1090 01:25:26,908 --> 01:25:28,796 - You should probably ... - What? 1091 01:25:29,877 --> 01:25:31,916 Well, pay me. 1092 01:25:32,112 --> 01:25:34,218 Right. Yeah. I'm sorry. How much is it? 1093 01:25:34,415 --> 01:25:35,975 - Six. - Six. 1094 01:25:39,321 --> 01:25:42,191 Can you just wait here for a second? 1095 01:25:42,423 --> 01:25:44,397 No problem. Sure. 1096 01:25:59,043 --> 01:26:00,156 Here you go. 1097 01:26:00,311 --> 01:26:02,546 Did I hear something? 1098 01:26:05,083 --> 01:26:08,400 The food poisoning. He's ... vomiting and ... 1099 01:26:08,655 --> 01:26:09,866 I'm so sorry. 1100 01:26:10,022 --> 01:26:12,127 - Your cookies. - Thanks. 1101 01:26:12,324 --> 01:26:15,073 And if you're going to be around any longer, 1102 01:26:15,295 --> 01:26:17,663 I'm just ... I'm three houses down, across. 1103 01:26:17,866 --> 01:26:20,451 I can always, always, always use a new sitter. 1104 01:26:21,435 --> 01:26:23,890 - I wish I could, but ... - Yeah, me too. 1105 01:26:24,103 --> 01:26:25,281 Well ... 1106 01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:27,196 So how's the roof? 1107 01:26:29,910 --> 01:26:31,121 Sorry? 1108 01:26:31,279 --> 01:26:32,839 You were on the roof. 1109 01:26:35,317 --> 01:26:36,397 I was. 1110 01:26:36,552 --> 01:26:39,715 Just a little while ago I was trimming my roses and looked up ... 1111 01:26:39,954 --> 01:26:43,631 and I saw you there and I was wondering who it was. 1112 01:26:45,529 --> 01:26:47,121 Ah, yeah, we ... There's, uh ... 1113 01:26:47,297 --> 01:26:49,501 We had a leak and I ... 1114 01:26:49,699 --> 01:26:51,259 thought I'd go up and check. 1115 01:26:51,435 --> 01:26:53,802 Your uncle made you go up on the roof? 1116 01:26:54,939 --> 01:26:56,248 Well ... 1117 01:26:56,406 --> 01:26:58,230 he's sick ... 1118 01:26:58,408 --> 01:27:01,407 and I said I'd go and see if there's, like ... 1119 01:27:01,645 --> 01:27:03,434 - A hole or ... - Right. 1120 01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:06,490 Did it rain? 1121 01:27:11,455 --> 01:27:14,685 I have to go back to my uncle. 1122 01:27:14,928 --> 01:27:16,684 Oh, sure. No problem. 1123 01:27:16,863 --> 01:27:19,318 Just tell him Judy Tokuda said hello. 1124 01:27:19,531 --> 01:27:20,742 - You bet. - Okay? 1125 01:27:20,900 --> 01:27:22,013 Thanks. 1126 01:27:26,905 --> 01:27:29,621 Well ... it's "yummy stuff." 1127 01:27:29,843 --> 01:27:33,585 A leak? That's all you could come up with? Pathetic. 1128 01:27:35,518 --> 01:27:38,234 Don't piss me off right now, Uncle Jeff. 1129 01:27:41,922 --> 01:27:43,996 You know, she'll be back. 1130 01:27:44,193 --> 01:27:45,719 She thinks you're flakey. 1131 01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:48,578 You might need help ... putting it fucking mildly. 1132 01:27:48,799 --> 01:27:50,228 When you got loose ... 1133 01:27:51,334 --> 01:27:54,782 did you call the police, did you run for help, like an innocent person would? 1134 01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:57,011 - I did call. - Oh, yeah? 1135 01:27:58,174 --> 01:28:01,687 Why don't we just press redial and see? 1136 01:28:06,718 --> 01:28:08,342 Face it, Jeff. 1137 01:28:08,519 --> 01:28:10,526 You could have gotten away and you didn't. 1138 01:28:12,591 --> 01:28:14,248 Now it's so easy. 1139 01:28:16,928 --> 01:28:18,335 I leave you here, 1140 01:28:18,763 --> 01:28:21,098 someone will find you ... 1141 01:28:22,301 --> 01:28:24,637 along with the photo of Donna 1142 01:28:24,837 --> 01:28:28,033 and the confession that I typed on your computer. 1143 01:28:29,710 --> 01:28:31,814 Or ... 1144 01:28:32,012 --> 01:28:34,500 I have a special time, limited offer. 1145 01:28:35,948 --> 01:28:38,021 You step off that chair, you end it all, 1146 01:28:38,218 --> 01:28:40,258 I destroy all the evidence. 1147 01:28:40,456 --> 01:28:43,805 No one will ever know why you killed yourself, 1148 01:28:44,057 --> 01:28:45,748 not even Janelle. 1149 01:28:45,927 --> 01:28:48,099 I didn't kill Donna Mauer. 1150 01:28:48,299 --> 01:28:50,599 - We've been over this. - Fuck you. I'm not gonna beg. 1151 01:28:50,798 --> 01:28:52,709 You mean you're not going to beg again? 1152 01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:54,786 Because you do it so well. 1153 01:28:54,969 --> 01:28:56,312 Please. 1154 01:28:57,740 --> 01:29:01,668 Please, pretty please, with a cherry on top. 1155 01:29:03,446 --> 01:29:05,520 One that you just had to pop. 1156 01:29:09,019 --> 01:29:11,027 You'll leave a clue. 1157 01:29:11,224 --> 01:29:13,263 You've messed up once already, 1158 01:29:13,457 --> 01:29:14,887 more than once. 1159 01:29:15,059 --> 01:29:17,231 Mrs. Tokuda's made you. 1160 01:29:17,428 --> 01:29:19,601 She's figured you out. 1161 01:29:19,797 --> 01:29:22,132 They'll find you. 1162 01:29:22,334 --> 01:29:24,789 - They might. - No. They will. 1163 01:29:25,003 --> 01:29:28,201 You'll spend the rest of your life lookin' over your shoulder. 1164 01:29:28,441 --> 01:29:31,506 Waking up, in the middle of the night, 1165 01:29:31,744 --> 01:29:33,403 jumping at every noise. 1166 01:29:37,951 --> 01:29:41,267 How hard do you think they're going to look for me, really? 1167 01:29:42,389 --> 01:29:45,291 I mean, they find a pedophile killer, all gift wrapped for them. 1168 01:29:45,528 --> 01:29:48,048 Do you think they're going to care who did the work? 1169 01:29:48,263 --> 01:29:50,172 Do you think they're even gonna bring it up? 1170 01:29:50,365 --> 01:29:54,642 And I will have the biggest legal defense you ever saw. 1171 01:29:54,936 --> 01:29:58,448 If everyone who's ever molested sends me $5, 1172 01:29:58,707 --> 01:30:00,563 oh, come on, I'll be able to afford ... 1173 01:30:00,743 --> 01:30:02,783 the best fucking lawyer in the world. 1174 01:30:03,946 --> 01:30:06,150 Worst case scenario: 1175 01:30:06,349 --> 01:30:08,651 Two years of community service? 1176 01:30:09,986 --> 01:30:13,631 Jody Foster directs the movie version of the whole thing. 1177 01:30:19,463 --> 01:30:21,918 Who do you want to play you? 1178 01:31:15,358 --> 01:31:18,076 You didn't leave, did ya? 1179 01:31:18,295 --> 01:31:19,723 No. 1180 01:31:21,499 --> 01:31:25,296 You don't wanna leave me ... do ya? 1181 01:31:36,348 --> 01:31:37,973 Where are ya? 1182 01:31:39,519 --> 01:31:42,136 We've spent too much time only to walk away. 1183 01:31:44,158 --> 01:31:46,263 I know you're not gonna leave. 1184 01:31:47,527 --> 01:31:48,771 Come on! 1185 01:31:49,029 --> 01:31:51,647 I'll make it good for you, I promise! 1186 01:32:37,650 --> 01:32:39,309 Oh, you're good. 1187 01:32:39,486 --> 01:32:41,623 You're so good. You're so fucking good! 1188 01:32:41,820 --> 01:32:45,398 You're just like her! You're all just fucking like her! 1189 01:32:45,658 --> 01:32:47,797 You wanna drive a man fucking crazy, 1190 01:32:47,994 --> 01:32:50,383 then go ahead, until you go out of your fucking mind! 1191 01:32:50,598 --> 01:32:53,445 Then go ... Go on your fucking way! 1192 01:32:53,668 --> 01:32:56,669 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1193 01:32:56,904 --> 01:32:58,278 Go! 1194 01:33:03,211 --> 01:33:04,771 You're right. 1195 01:33:04,947 --> 01:33:06,605 You're right, Hayley. 1196 01:33:06,783 --> 01:33:09,237 Thank you. Thank you. 1197 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:11,632 This is me. 1198 01:33:11,788 --> 01:33:14,276 This is who I am. 1199 01:33:14,490 --> 01:33:15,766 Thank you. 1200 01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:17,582 Thank you for helping me see it. 1201 01:34:09,118 --> 01:34:10,492 What took you so long? 1202 01:34:10,653 --> 01:34:13,074 - You dropped this. - I had to. 1203 01:34:13,289 --> 01:34:15,077 - Yeah? - You would have been down there forever. 1204 01:34:15,257 --> 01:34:16,239 Were you jerkin' off? 1205 01:34:16,393 --> 01:34:18,814 Which do you wanna fuck first, me or the knife? 1206 01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:23,758 - You know how to use that? - Honor student, remember? 1207 01:34:24,033 --> 01:34:26,652 Nothing I can't do when I put my mind to it. 1208 01:34:32,110 --> 01:34:34,150 Toss the knife in the backyard! 1209 01:34:34,345 --> 01:34:35,239 Why? 1210 01:34:35,378 --> 01:34:37,419 Or you'll shoot again? Go on, shoot me. 1211 01:34:37,615 --> 01:34:39,022 You're not gonna shoot me! 1212 01:34:39,184 --> 01:34:42,315 It's not me you have to worry about. It's Janelle. 1213 01:34:43,989 --> 01:34:45,070 I called her. 1214 01:34:45,225 --> 01:34:49,415 Told her I was Lieutenant Hayley from the L.A.P.D. 1215 01:34:49,696 --> 01:34:51,419 How far does she live, Jeff? 1216 01:34:53,933 --> 01:34:55,209 Look over there. 1217 01:34:56,237 --> 01:34:57,895 Look over there! 1218 01:35:03,077 --> 01:35:06,175 The deal's still open. 1219 01:35:06,413 --> 01:35:10,025 You put the noose around your neck, you end this whole game. 1220 01:35:10,283 --> 01:35:14,627 I will still clean up all the evidence. You're running out of time! 1221 01:35:16,057 --> 01:35:17,814 Or we can wait for her. 1222 01:35:19,762 --> 01:35:22,446 I'll pull off my clothes, 1223 01:35:22,664 --> 01:35:25,829 and I will run into her arms. 1224 01:35:26,070 --> 01:35:27,891 What? Unless I hang myself? 1225 01:35:31,743 --> 01:35:33,652 I'll find you. I'll track you down! 1226 01:35:33,843 --> 01:35:35,666 Assuming you knew anything about me. 1227 01:35:35,847 --> 01:35:38,750 Calabasas girl who's dad teaches at UCW shouldn't be that hard to find. 1228 01:35:38,982 --> 01:35:41,797 You believed all that, huh? 1229 01:35:45,925 --> 01:35:47,299 Who are you? 1230 01:35:48,461 --> 01:35:50,217 It's hard to say for sure. 1231 01:35:52,298 --> 01:35:54,687 Maybe not a Calabasas girl. 1232 01:35:54,901 --> 01:35:57,137 Maybe not the daughter of a med school professor. 1233 01:35:57,336 --> 01:36:00,980 - Maybe not even a friend of Donna Mauer. - Maybe not even named Hayley. 1234 01:36:06,313 --> 01:36:08,582 Who the hell are you? 1235 01:36:11,286 --> 01:36:14,700 I am every little girl you ever watched ... 1236 01:36:15,824 --> 01:36:18,541 touched, hurt, 1237 01:36:18,760 --> 01:36:21,662 screwed, killed. 1238 01:36:39,416 --> 01:36:41,358 - She's gonna find it, Jeff. - No. 1239 01:36:41,553 --> 01:36:46,310 She's gonna find it all. Put on the noose and jump and I'll stop it. 1240 01:36:48,826 --> 01:36:50,582 She'll never find out. 1241 01:36:51,764 --> 01:36:54,218 She'll just think you were some sad man ... 1242 01:36:54,432 --> 01:36:55,927 who she never should have left. 1243 01:36:58,904 --> 01:36:59,831 Jeff? 1244 01:37:07,146 --> 01:37:09,251 Bad things ... 1245 01:37:09,451 --> 01:37:11,621 Fucking awful things will happen to you in prison. 1246 01:37:11,819 --> 01:37:17,220 This is the only way. You'll wish you'd killed yourself when you had the chance. 1247 01:37:18,494 --> 01:37:20,349 It's the only way, Jeff. 1248 01:37:28,371 --> 01:37:29,297 Jeff! 1249 01:37:46,256 --> 01:37:48,842 I didn't kill her. 1250 01:37:52,764 --> 01:37:54,739 I just watched. 1251 01:37:57,070 --> 01:37:59,459 I wanted to take pictures ... 1252 01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:02,433 but he wouldn't let me. 1253 01:38:03,541 --> 01:38:05,036 It was me and another guy. 1254 01:38:06,345 --> 01:38:08,288 I didn't do it. I swear. 1255 01:38:08,483 --> 01:38:09,976 I'll tell you the name, 1256 01:38:10,150 --> 01:38:12,517 and I'll help you find him. 1257 01:38:12,718 --> 01:38:14,410 I'll help you find him. 1258 01:38:18,460 --> 01:38:19,987 I know his name. 1259 01:38:21,160 --> 01:38:23,944 I know his name, Jeff. 1260 01:38:27,137 --> 01:38:29,406 You know what's funny? 1261 01:38:34,142 --> 01:38:35,124 Jeff? 1262 01:38:37,315 --> 01:38:40,446 Aaron told me you did it before he killed himself. 1263 01:38:46,157 --> 01:38:48,099 It was him. It wasn't me. 1264 01:38:49,596 --> 01:38:50,522 Jeff. 1265 01:38:52,463 --> 01:38:55,247 I don't care. 1266 01:39:03,510 --> 01:39:05,932 Jeff? 1267 01:39:54,965 --> 01:39:57,585 Don't worry. 1268 01:39:57,801 --> 01:40:00,735 I promise I'll take care of it all. 1269 01:40:30,805 --> 01:40:34,221 Or not. 92958