Original subtitles

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[TARZAN YELL]

OOH!

[SQUEAK, THUD]

[DRUMS PLAYING,

ANIMALS CHATTERING]

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ STRONG AS HE CAN BE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ LIVES A LIFE

THAT'S FREE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ WHEN HE GETS IN A SCRAPE,

HE MAKES HIS ESCAPE ♪

COME ON, DAD.

♪ WITH HELP FROM HIS FRIEND,

AN APE NAMED APE ♪

♪ AND HIS ELEPHANT SHEP

CAN FETCH A LOG ♪

♪ HE'S MAN'S BEST FRIEND

AS GEORGE'S DOG ♪

♪ HE'S GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ SWING

FROM TREE TO TREE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ LIVES A LIFE

THAT'S FREE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ NOW, GEORGE IS A KING

AND A DADDY, TOO ♪

♪ THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH

FOR POOR GEORGE TO DO ♪

♪ THOUGH GEORGE LOVED URSULA

WITH ALL HIS HEART ♪

♪ HER MAMA'S EVIL PLOTS

BROKE THEM APART ♪

♪ THERE WAS LYIN' AND THIEVIN'

AND STEALIN' AND CHEATIN' ♪

♪ BUT THEIR TRUE LOVE

JUST CAN'T BE BEATEN ♪

♪ SO WHEN HIS KISS

CAN UNHYPNOTIZE ♪

♪ NOW GEORGE IS THE KING

FROM 9 TO 5 ♪

WHOA!

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ FRIEND TO YOU AND ME ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ HEAR HIM HOLLER,

SWING, AND SING ♪

♪ ALL THE ANIMALS

COME TO THE JUNGLE KING ♪

♪ SO GRAB A VINE

AND SWING IN TIME ♪

♪ IF YOU SMACK A TREE,

JUST PAY NO MIND ♪

♪ LIKE GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ STRONG AS HE CAN BE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ WATCH OUT FOR THAT-- ♪

[CRASH]

♪ TREE ♪

[GEORGE STRETCHING]

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

Narrator: THE JUNGLE--

TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,

IT LOOKS THE SAME

AS IN OUR FIRST MOVIE.

BUT THINGS HAVE CHANGED,

AND IT'S NOT JUST BECAUSE

WE'RE USING A DIFFERENT SET.

DOMESTIC BLISS HAS

BROKEN OUT OVER THE BUKUVU.

PARENTHOOD HAS FOUND

THAT DEFENDER OF THE INNOCENT,

PROTECTOR OF THE WEAK,

AND ALL-AROUND GOOD GUY

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE.

Man: ♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

Narrator:

AND AS OUR STORY BEGINS,

OUR POPULAR POTENT POTENTATE

HAS PRODUCED A PRINCE--

A--HUH?

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

ME NEW GEORGE.

STUDIO TOO CHEAP TO PAY

BRENDAN FRASER.

HA HA HA.

LET'S GO, DAD.

HOW DID YOU

GET THE PART?

NEW GEORGE JUST LUCKY,

I GUESS.

HEY, DAD, CHECK IT OUT.

LET'S PLAY FETCH

WITH SHEP.

[SHEP BARKING]

UNH.

SHEP, SHEP.

HERE WE GO, BOY. FETCH.

HUHH!

FETCH STICK.

FETCH STICK, SHEP.

COME ON, SHEP.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Narrator: NOW THAT

THE PRINCE IS TURNING 5,

GEORGE IS GROOMING HIS SON

TO BE THE HEIR

TO THE THRONE.

UH...

GEORGE, THAT'S

GROOMING HIM TO BE HEIR,

NOT GROOMING HIS HAIR.

OH.

OH, YEAH.

WHILE GEORGE

WAS PREPARING HIS SON,

URSULA,

THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE

AND THE HEIRESS

WHO GAVE UP EVERYTHING

TO BE HIS JUNGLE QUEEN,

WAS WONDERING WHY GEORGE

WASN'T HOME FOR LUNCH.

WHY ISN'T GEORGE

HOME FOR LUNCH?

BUT GEORGE COULDN'T

GO HOME FOR LUNCH,

BECAUSE HE HAD TO ATTEND

TO A VERY IMPORTANT MATTER.

WHOO! GEORGE PRETTY GOOD

AT COCONUT BALL.

[CHATTERS]

HA HA. OK.

[PANTING] OK.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHATTERING]

[GRUNTING]

HOO. OOH.

[GROWLS]

HUH?

[SCREECHES]

[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

All: OOKA HA HA!

OOKA HA HA!

♪ GRAB YOUR FUZZY DICE ♪

♪ THAT'S WHEN THE HOUNDS

BEGIN TO HOWL ♪

♪ THAT'S WHEN MY DOG

BEGINS TO GROWL ♪

HA HA HA!

[GRUNTING]

HA HA!

[LAUGHS]

♪ DR. BONES ♪

[SCREECH]

UH-OH.

[SQUAWKS]

♪ DR. BONES ♪

♪ DR. BONES ♪

♪ DR. BONES ♪

[GRUNTING]

HIT ME!

[KLUNK]

[CRASH]

[BRAYS]

Ape:

ALL RIGHT.

[CHEERING]

[LAUGHS]

UHH!

WHOA!

[BOING]

[MUSIC ENDS]

[CUCKOO CLOCK]

Narrator: BUT SUDDENLY,

THE GAME WAS INTERRUPTED

BY AN URGENT BONGO GRAM.

[SNORING]

I SAID

AN URGENT BONGO GRAM!

[GRUNTING, PLAYING]

UH-OH.

GEORGE REALLY LATE FOR LUNCH.

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ STRONG AS HE CAN BE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT FOR THAT-- ♪

[WHIZ, KLUNK]

♪ TREE ♪

SORRY GEORGE LATE,

BUT GEORGE HAD IMPORTANT

ROYAL DUTY TO ATTEND TO.

IN OTHER WORDS, YOU WERE

PLAYING COCONUT BALL.

AND GEORGE SCORE

WINNING GOAL.

MAYBE SOMETIME URSULA

COME AND TRY OUT

FOR CHEERLEADER.

I TRIED ONCE, BUT

THE GORILLAS TURNED ME DOWN

BECAUSE I WASN'T

PRETTY ENOUGH.

YOU LOOK PRETTY TO ME.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD

TELL THAT TO THE GORILLAS.

GEORGE PROMISE--

TONIGHT,

SPEND WHOLE NIGHT

WITH URSULA, OK?

OK.

OH, CAN GEORGE GIVE JUNIOR

VINE SWINGING LESSON

BEFORE WE EAT?

VINE SWINGING IS

A LITTLE DANGEROUS.

MUST BE FROM YOUR SIDE

OF FAMILY.

VINE SURFING

IS MUCH COOLER.

WHAT DANGEROUS

ABOUT SWINGING?

SWINGING FUN.

GEORGE SHOW YOU.

HONEY, MAYBE THAT'S NOT

SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

WHY? IT EASY.

[GASPS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTING]

GEORGE,

WATCH OUT FOR THAT--

Narrator: YES, FANS,

FOR THE FIRST TIME

IN HISTORY,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

DIDN'T HIT THE TREE

HE WAS AIMING AT.

BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM

FROM HITTING--

THE SECOND TREE.

OW.

AND IN CASE

YOU WERE WORRIED,

THE NEW GEORGE TAKES A TREE

AS WELL AS BRENDAN FRASER.

MM-HMM.

OOH!

WHOO!

Narrator: WHILE GEORGE

WAS SLIDING DOWN THE TREE,

APE HAS BEEN IN LAS VEGAS

BECOMING A SWINGER

OF A DIFFERENT SORT.

BUT WHILE PURSUING

HIS SINGING CAREER,

THE LURE OF THE CARDS

HAS PROVEN TOO MUCH

FOR OUR TRAVELING

TROUBADOUR.

♪ YOU GOTTA LEARN

TO PLAY IT RIGHT ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW

WHEN TO HOLD 'EM ♪

MMM...

♪ KNOW WHEN TO FOLD-- ♪

IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND,

COULD YOU STOP SINGING?

SORRY.

CUT THE CARDS.

HAAH!

[WHAM]

[OBJECTS CLATTER]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

WELCOME

TO LAS VEGAS, BABY.

[GONG STRIKES]

AND THEY SAY HUMANS

ARE MORE EVOLVED.

Narrator: MEANWHILE

BACK IN THE JUNGLE,

GEORGE WAS TAKING CARE

OF SOME SERIOUS

JUNGLE BUSINESS.

GEORGE, THE SINK'S

STUFFED AGAIN.

WELL, KIND OF SERIOUS.

DON'T WORRY.

GEORGE FIX.

UH...

[BOTH LAUGH]

OK.

AH.

HUH.

HEY, COME HERE.

[GRUNTING]

[GAGGING]

[POP]

OH!

WHOO!

[BOING]

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

GEORGE, YOU BETTER

ANSWER THE BIRD.

[SLIDE WHISTLE]

UH. UHH.

HELLO?

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE.

HMM. OH.

ANIMALS IN BIG FIGHT.

GEORGE KNOW

HE PROMISED URSULA

HE SEE HER TONIGHT...

OK IF GEORGE GO

TO HELP ANIMALS?

UM, IF GEORGE

CAN COME HOME EARLY,

WOULD URSULA STILL

GO OUT WITH GEORGE?

MM-HMM.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[KLUNK]

[DRUMS PLAYING]

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

[TARZAN YELL]

♪ WATCH OUT FOR THAT-- ♪

EEE!

[MOANS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[KLUNK]

[ANIMALS CHATTERING]

Narrator: STOP THE MOVIE.

NOW, THAT'S HOW ANIMALS

USUALLY SOUND, RIGHT?

WELL, IN OUR MOVIE,

THE ANIMALS

ARE ALL GOING TO TALK,

SO YOU HUMANS

DON'T MISS A THING.

[ALL TALKING]

IT'S DISGUSTING.

WHERE'S

YOUR KING NOW?

ANYONE KNOW

HOW TO FIX A SINK?

All: HUH?

Narrator: AND FOR THE

CONVENIENCE OF YOU ANIMALS,

WE'VE ADDED SUBTITLES,

SO YOU CAN

FOLLOW ALONG, TOO.

GEORGE, THIS IS

ALL THEIR FAULT.

THE BIRDS KEEP DROPPING

THEIR ZUG ZUG ON US.

[FARTING]

INCOMING.

[ALL TALKING]

[ROARS]

IT'S DISGUSTING.

I GOT TO WEAR A HAT.

WHY NOT MAKE

ZUG ZUG TREATY?

ZUG ZUG TREATY?

Narrator:

YES, ZUG ZUG TREATY.

THIS IS DISNEY.

IF WE'RE GOING TO DO

A ZUG ZUG JOKE,

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

EDUCATIONAL.

WE MAKE TREATY AND GET

EVERYONE GO ZUG ZUG

IN SEPARATE AREAS.

WELL, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

NOW YOU CAN STAY

TO PLAY COCONUT BALL.

GEORGE CAN'T STAY.

AND WHY NOT, GEORGE?

GEORGE HAVE ROMANTIC EVENING

PLANNED WITH URSULA.

WHEN LIONS

RULED THE JUNGLE,

WE NEVER NEGLECTED

OUR SUBJECTS.

WHY ARE YOU

NEGLECTING US?

GEORGE IN LOVE.

OH, YOU'VE GOT

TO BE KIDDING ME.

OH, GET OUT OF HERE.

[ANIMALS SHOUTING]

RUN HOME TO YOUR FAMILY.

NEVER TRUST ANYONE

WITHOUT FANGS.

[LAUGHS]

Animal:

GET OUT OF HERE!

Narrator: GEORGE DIDN'T

IMPRESS HIS BACHELOR PALS,

BUT HE DID MANAGE

TO IMPRESS HIS WIFE.

GEORGE LUCKY MAN.

HE'S GOT URSULA

AND JUNIOR...

[KLUNK]

AND REALLY

STRONG HEAD.

MMM.

HONEY, I WOULDN'T WORRY

ABOUT JUNIOR SWINGING.

HE'S THE SON OF THE GREATEST

SWINGER OF ALL TIME.

HOW COULD HE NOT

LEARN HOW TO SWING?

HEH HEH.

THAT MAKE GEORGE HAPPY.

SORRY ABOUT SINK.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

IT'S JUST...THE WAY

THINGS ARE SOMETIMES.

SURE URSULA LIKE BEING

HERE WITH GEORGE?

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

THEN URSULA THINK

THINGS BE OK, RIGHT?

'CAUSE GEORGE

RATHER NOT BE KING

THAN LOSE URSULA.

OH, DON'T BE SILLY.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

[LAUGHS]

GEORGE HOPE SO,

'CAUSE GEORGE

LOVE URSULA

MORE THAN THERE ARE

STARS IN SKY.

[BOTH SIGH]

AND GEORGE HAVE

SPECIAL SURPRISE

TO CHEER URSULA UP.

[LAUGHS]

[WHIZ]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTING]

OOH. OHH.

[BOTH LAUGH]

♪ ONE DAY I LOOK AT YOU... ♪

URSULA,

DANCE WITH GEORGE.

♪ LIKE A SIMPLE QUESTION ♪

♪ LOOKING

FOR AN ANSWER ♪

[SQUAWKING]

♪ LISTENING

TO SOME INNER CALL ♪

♪ SWIMMING BLINDLY TO THROW

MYSELF UPON YOUR SHORE ♪

♪ WHAT IF

I DON'T FIND YOU ♪

♪ WHEN I HAVE LANDED? ♪

♪ WOULD YOU LEAVE ME

HERE TO DIE ♪

♪ ON YOUR SHORE,

STRANDED? ♪

♪ I KNOW WHY THE DOG

HOWLS AT THE MOON ♪

[BOTH LAUGHING]

♪ I THINK I KNOW WHY THE DOG

HOWLS AT THE MOON ♪

WHOO!

♪ I SAY, GET UP ♪

♪ GET UP ♪

♪ GET UP ♪

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

Narrator: GEORGE

AND URSULA WERE IN LOVE.

LITTLE DID THEY KNOW

THAT SOMEONE

WAS FAST APPROACHING

WHO WAS GOING TO CHANGE

THEIR LIVES FOREVER--

SOMEONE SO MALEVOLENT,

SO MACHIAVELLIAN, SO...

WELL, FOR YOU KIDS,

LET'S JUST SAY

REALLY, REALLY MEAN.

STAY STILL.

I DON'T WANT

TO FALL OFF.

YES, IT WAS

BEATRICE STANHOPE,

URSULA'S MOTHER.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

HELLO?

IT IS THE MAN WHO WOULD

BE YOUR SON-IN-LAW.

Narrator:

YES, THAT'S URSULA'S

FOPPISH FORMER FIANCE

LYLE VAN de GROOT.

YOU REMEMBER

THE GRACEFUL VAN de GROOT

FROM THE FIRST MOVIE.

I GET TO GO FIRST!

[SPLAT]

All: UHH.

[INSECTS BUZZ]

WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY

TO SHOW THAT SCENE?

Narrator:

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

IT SEEMS THE VENGEFUL,

VENAL VAN de GROOT

HAD BOUGHT THE CASINO

APE WAS GAMBLING IN.

LYLE HAD FINALLY

COME UP WITH

THE PERFECT PLAN

TO DESTROY GEORGE

BY STEALING THE DEED

TO APE MOUNTAIN.

ARE YOU SURE

APE HAS THE DEED?

Lyle: IT IS, AFTER ALL,

CALLED APE MOUNTAIN.

AND AS SOON AS

I HAVE CHEATED THE APE

OUT OF THE DEED

AND DRIVEN

THAT HALF-WIT GEORGE

OFF OF HIS LAND,

THE BULLDOZERS ROLL,

DRIVING URSULA RIGHT BACK

INTO MY WAITING ARMS.

WHEN THEY SEE THE GIFTS

I'VE BROUGHT THEM,

THEY'LL MISS

CIVILIZATION SO MUCH

THEY'LL BE BEGGING ME

TO TAKE THEM BACK.

[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]

HMM?

Beatrice:

I GOT TO GO.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE SAY, "HOLD ON.

I'M GOING TO--"

AH-CHOO!

AAH!

[SPLASH]

[BOTH LAUGH]

OH, I'VE HAD IT.

OHH!

ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING

IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?

WHY, YES. WE REMEMBER

FROM THE FIRST MOVIE.

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I

GET TO APE MOUNTAIN TODAY.

IT'S MY GRANDSON'S

FIFTH BIRTHDAY.

I'M TAKING HIM AND HIS MOTHER

BACK TO CIVILIZATION.

[TRANSLATED FROM

NATIVE LANGUAGE]

LET'S STUFF HER IN A SUITCASE!

WHAT DID HE SAY?

[KNOCKS]

HE WAS ADMIRING

YOUR LUGGAGE.

WELL, WELL, WHATEVER.

AND HE WONDERED WHY

YOU WANT TO TAKE

YOUR GRANDSON

OUT OF THE JUNGLE.

I'M NOT HAVING HIM GROW UP

HERE AN ILLITERATE SAVAGE.

[TRANSLATED FROM

NATIVE LANGUAGE]

"ILLITERATE SAVAGE."

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS

MELANIN-CHALLENGED OLD FART?

[TRANSLATED FROM

NATIVE LANGUAGE]

LET'S TOSS HER OFF THE CLIFF.

[TRANSLATED FROM

NATIVE LANGUAGE]

I GET TO PUSH HER!

[ALL LAUGH]

[GASPS]

HELP! STOP!

PUT ME DOWN! HELP!

AAH!

[SPLASH]

[ALL LAUGH]

Narrator: SORRY.

WE CAN'T KILL BEATRICE.

IF SHE DIES,

WE HAVE NO STORY.

AND IF WE HAVE NO STORY,

GEORGE COULDN'T DISAPPOINT

HIS WIFE AGAIN

BY BEING LATE FOR HIS

OWN SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

All: AHH.

I WONDER WHAT'S KEEPING

YOUR FATHER.

I GUESS YOU MAY

AS WELL GET STARTED.

UH, NOW,

REMEMBER, SWEETIE.

YOU CAN WISH FOR

ANYTHING YOU WANT.

EXCEPT YOUR GRANDMOTHER,

BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY HERE.

Junior: GRANDMA!

[ROARS]

MOTHER?

DARLING.

HELLO, JUNIOR.

WELL, WHERE'S THAT HUSBAND

OF YOURS?

SHOULDN'T HE BE AT HIS

OWN SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

UH, HE'S RUNNING LATE.

HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY

BE RUNNING LATE?

THIS IS THE JUNGLE.

TRAFFIC BACK UP ON

THE BUKUVU EXPRESSWAY?

[TARZAN YELL]

OHH!

Junior: DAD!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

WHOO-HOO! WHOO!

WHOO-HOO!

[THUD]

[CHATTERS]

GEORGE SO SORRY

HE'S LATE.

THE ZUG ZUG TREATY

BROKE DOWN,

AND GEORGE

HAD TO STEP IN.

[SNIFFS]

OOH.

UHH.

P.U.

UHH.

HELLO, OLD MRS. URSULA.

OHH!

[THUD]

Narrator: EVER RESOURCEFUL,

BEATRICE CUNNINGLY CONNIVED

TO TEMPT URSULA AND JUNIOR

BACK HOME

USING A PLOY

THAT HAS WORKED

FOR GRANDPARENTS SINCE

THE BEGINNING OF TIME.

I HAVE GIFTS FOR YOU.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

WHOA.

Ursula: MOTHER,

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

[GROANS]

GEORGE ALSO MAKE PRESENT.

HA HA.

COOL.

THANKS, DAD.

WHOA. COOL.

A SPEAR.

THAT'S NICE.

YEAH.

HOW'D YOU LIKE

TO PLAY WITH THIS?

[SQUAWKS]

AHH.

Ursula: OH.

HA HA HA.

Junior: WOW.

[GASPS]

[SNIFFS]

[BARKING]

[ALL LAUGH]

YOU JUST

FLIP THE SWITCH,

AND IT CAN DO

ANYTHING YOU WANT.

THAT NOT LOOK

SO HARD. HMM.

[WHIRRING]

Beatrice:

AHA. OOH. HA.

[DOG URINATING]

[JUNIOR LAUGHS]

UHH!

[BARKING]

[JUNIOR LAUGHS]

Narrator: BEATRICE

QUICKLY PUT IN MOTION

HER GIFT-GIVING GAMBIT

TO GET URSULA TO COME HOME.

MEANWHILE,

GEORGE WAS DEMONSTRATING

WHY HE WAS NO WILLIAM TELL,

AND NEITHER

WAS HIS AIMLESS SON.

STAY THERE,

STAY THERE. OK.

THERE WE GO.

GOOD. OK.

OK, THERE. AIM.

GOOD, GOOD.

SEE GORILLA?

HI. OK, OK, OK.

NOW THROW,

THROW, THROW.

[GROANS]

[SQUAWKS]

GOOD, GOOD.

HUH? WHAT?

HUH?

HUH? HUH?

[CLANK]

UH, DAD?

Narrator: BUT A COCONUT

TO THE CRANIUM

WASN'T ENOUGH

TO MOLLIFY

THE MUDDLED MIND

OF OUR HERO,

AND GEORGE

CONTINUED TO BE TORN

BY THE CONFLICT

BETWEEN HOME AND THRONE.

COME ON, COME ON, GEORGE.

YOU HAVE TO COME

SUPERVISE

THE OOH-OOH

FEATHER PICKING.

SORRY.

GEORGE CAN'T.

PROMISED URSULA

HE'D STAY HOME.

BUT NO KING HAS EVER MISSED

OOH-OOH FEATHER PICKING.

AT LEAST,

NOT WHEN LIONS RULED.

[SIGHS]

Lion: FACE IT. HE DOESN'T

CARE ABOUT US ANYMORE.

GEORGE.

OH, MRS. URSULA.

COME TALK.

GEORGE...

DO YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE

AND YOUR SON?

GEORGE LOVE URSULA

AND JUNIOR VERY MUCH.

AND GEORGE SORRY

GEORGE LATE

FOR JUNIOR'S

BIRTHDAY PARTY.

OH, I UNDERSTAND

PERFECTLY.

YOU DON'T SEEM

TO HAVE ENOUGH TIME

FOR YOUR SUBJECTS

OR YOUR FAMILY,

WHICH IS WHY

YOU CAN SEE

HOW MUCH HAPPIER URSULA

AND JUNIOR WOULD BE

IF THEY CAME BACK

TO SAN FRANCISCO.

URSULA'S LONELY.

SHE MISSES

HER FRIENDS...

AND SOME PLACE TO WEAR

THOSE LOVELY DRESSES.

AND JUNIOR NEEDS TO LIVE

IN CIVILIZATION

AND GO TO SCHOOL

WITH OTHER CHILDREN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK

GEORGE SHOULD DO?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

GEORGE SHOULD

LET THEM GO.

[CHUCKLES]

Narrator: AS MUCH AS

SHE TRIED TO RESIST,

THE ONCE-OPULENT URSULA

WAS TEMPTED BY THE BOUNTY

OF BANGLES AND BAUBLES.

FEELING DAZED

AND CONFUSED--

OR, MORE DAZED AND

CONFUSED THAN NORMAL--

GEORGE SOUGHT

PROFESSIONAL HELP.

[SPEAKS TOOKIE

LANGUAGE]

AHH...

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

[SPEAKING

TOOKIE LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING FAST]

[BONK, BONK, BONK]

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

[SIGHS] GEORGE KNOW

TOOKIE TRYING,

BUT NEED TALK

TO BROTHER APE.

UH...MAYBE TOOKIE FLY

TO GET BROTHER APE?

AAK AAK? EEK EEK?

TOOKIE TOOKIE?

UH-UH.

[SIGHS]

THEN GEORGE

JUST TALK MORE.

AAH! TOOKIE TOOKIE!

Narrator: WHILE TOOKIE WAS

WINGING HIS WAY TO LAS VEGAS,

HE--I SAID, LAS VEGAS!

OHH. APE FOUND HIMSELF

WITH PROBLEMS OF HIS OWN.

Man: ♪ IF YOU'RE GONNA

PLAY THE GAME, BOY ♪

♪ YOU GOTTA LEARN

TO PLAY IT RIGHT ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW

WHEN TO HOLD 'EM ♪

♪ KNOW WHEN TO FOLD-- ♪

[RECORD SCRATCHES]

AAH!

STOP SINGING!

I'VE HAD MORE PLEASURE

LISTENING TO

ALLIGATORS SINGING!

I'LL KILL YA!

Narrator:

WHILE APE WAS BUSY

STRANGLING HIS PESTERING

POKER PARTNER,

TOOKIE'S TUCKERED MIND

BEGAN TO WANDER.

[PANTING]

[MUZAK PLAYING]

ANOTHER MIMOSA,

MR. TOOKIE TOOKIE?

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

OH, TOOKIE, YOU CAD.

Narrator: AS OUR

JUNGLE JET-SETTER FLEW

TO VISIT HIS PRIMATE PAL,

URSULA CONFRONTED

THE CONNIVING BEATRICE

FOR BEFUDDLING

HER HANDSOME HUBBY.

GOOD MORNING, MOTHER.

I'D APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU WOULDN'T PLAY

WITH GEORGE'S MIND.

WELL, THERE REALLY

ISN'T MUCH TO PLAY WITH,

BUT ALL RIGHT.

URSULA, I KNOW

YOU'RE UNHAPPY HERE.

YOU MIGHT BE ABLE

TO FOOL YOURSELF,

BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL

YOUR MOTHER.

I'LL ADMIT THERE ARE

CERTAIN THINGS

I MISS ABOUT HOME,

BUT I LOVE GEORGE,

AND I AM STAYING HERE,

SO DEAL WITH IT, OK?

[BONK]

[SIGHS]

[DIALING]

HELLO?

URSULA'S DEFINITELY

WEAKENING.

IF I CAN JUST GET HER

BACK TO CIVILIZATION,

AND TO YOU...

UH, THAT IS,

IF YOU'VE GOT

YOUR OBSESSION WITH HER

UNDER CONTROL.

OF COURSE,

I HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.

OBSESSION--STRONG WORD.

HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE DEED

FROM THE APE YET?

NO.

BUT I'LL HAVE IT TONIGHT,

AND WHEN I DO,

BULLDOZERS WILL ROLL.

ROLL!

I HAVE A FOOLPROOF PLAN.

Narrator:

AND HE DID,

BECAUSE, IN A REMARKABLE

DEMONSTRATION

OF DESPICABLE DISHONESTY,

LYLE HAD ENTERED

THE POKER GAME.

SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT

WHICH ONE HE IS.

[DING]

[WINGS FLAPPING]

WHOA!

OHH!

YOU FOOLISH FOWL!

WHAT ARE YOU

DOING HERE?

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

SO YOU'RE SAYING

THAT GEORGE IS SUFFERING

DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE

DUE TO HIS UNRESOLVED CONFLICT

OVER WHETHER

URSULA'S HAPPY

AND WHETHER HE'S

A GOOD HUSBAND AND KING,

AND THESE CONFLICTS

ARE KEEPING HIM UP NIGHTS,

AND HE'S IN NEED OF MY

IMMEDIATE ADVICE AND COUNSEL.

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

IN A MOMENT!

I'M SITTING

ON A GREAT HAND HERE.

[TOOKIE SIGHS]

UHH! OHH.

Narrator: YES,

THE GAMBLING BUG

HAD BIT OUR

NORMALLY GUARDED GORILLA.

I'LL TAKE 3.

MAYBE MY LUCK

WILL CHANGE.

BUT LUCK WASN'T IN THE CARDS

FOR OUR POKER-PLAYING

PRIMATE

BECAUSE,

AS THE GAME PROGRESSED,

THERE WAS A STRANGE SENSE

IN THE ROOM

THAT APE WAS ABOUT TO BE

CHEATED OUT OF THE DEED.

[HUMMING]

[APE GROANS]

UH-OH.

HMM? OOPS.

Ape: I'D LIKE TO STAY IN,

BUT I HAVE, UH,

NOTHING LEFT TO BET.

I'M BROKE.

WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE

SOMETHING OF VALUE--

STOCKS, BONDS,

REAL ESTATE...

IN AFRICA?

I'M AFRAID NOT.

DON'T YOU OWN, UM...

WHAT'S IT CALLED?

APE MOUNTAIN?

NO, THAT'S A COMMON MISNOMER.

THE DEED TO APE MOUNTAIN

BELONGS TO THE LEGENDARY

KING OF THE JUNGLE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE.

PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM.

VAGUELY.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU

HOLDING...

NOSTRIL-DAMUS?

THERE--

JUST 4 QUEENS.

WELL, I'M HOLDING...

4 LYLES.

BUT DON'T YOU WORRY

YOUR PRETTY LITTLE

HAIRY HEAD ABOUT IT.

YOU CAN WORK OFF

THE DEBT

PERFORMING

IN MY NIGHTCLUB

FOR THE NEXT...17 YEARS.

[APE GASPS]

HA HA HA HA!

[LAUGHTER DEEPENS

AND ECHOES]

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

[ANIMAL GROANS]

[LAUGHING]

WHAT?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

♪ HELLO-O ♪

IT TURNS OUT

THE BIG APE DIDN'T

HAVE THE DEED.

HOW COULD APE

NOT OWN APE MOUNTAIN?

MY GOD!

THAT'S LIKE SAYING

THE ROCKEFELLERS DON'T

OWN ROCKEFELLER CENTER!

THEY DON'T!

OH.

IT TURNS OUT YOUR IDIOT

SON-IN-LAW HAS IT.

BUT, UH, WHERE

DOES HE KEEP IT?

LET ME ASK HIM.

GEORGE, WHERE

DO YOU KEEP THE DEED

TO APE MOUNTAIN?

GEORGE HIDE

IN BUTT FLAP. OH!

[THUD]

ENCHANTING.

[WHISPERS] He keeps it

in his underwear.

NOW THE ONLY QUESTION IS,

HOW DO WE GET HIM

AND HIS UNDERWEAR

BACK HERE

SO I CAN TAKE IT?

[BONK]

OW!

EH? TOOKIE!

[PANTING] AH-AH.

EE-EE. TOOKIE TOOKIE.

APE CAN'T COME TALK

TO GEORGE BECAUSE BROKE?

IN BIG TROUBLE?

GEORGE MUST GO VEGAS

TO HELP!

Narrator: THRILLED

THAT GEORGE WAS LEAVING,

BEATRICE BEAMED

LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT.

SHH. GEORGE IS COMING.

WHAT'S HE DOING WITH

ALL THAT LUGGAGE?

Bull:

HEY, HE'S LEAVING.

Mean Lion: IT'S

COMMENTS LIKE THAT

WHICH JUSTIFY

WHY I EAT YOU.

Bull: NOW I KNOW WHY THEY

CALL YOU "REALLY MEAN LION."

OH, YEAH. OH.

LAST TIME HE LEFT,

THE JUNGLE

NEARLY FELL APART.

Mean Lion:

IT'S SO OBVIOUS--

GEORGE ONLY WANTS TO BE

WITH HIS OWN KIND NOW.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Narrator: UNAWARE OF THE THREAT

BOTH HOME AND ABROAD,

GEORGE AND HIS EXTENDED

JUNGLE FAMILY

TOOK OFF

ON THEIR FIRST TRIP.

LOOK, LOOK!

George: OOH.

LAS VEGAS.

Narrator: ANXIOUS TO SPEAK

TO HIS BANKRUPT BRETHREN APE,

BUT NOT WANTING

TO STAND OUT

LIKE A SIMIAN

FROM THE STICKS,

GEORGE MADE A STOP.

NEW GEORGE

LOOK PRETTY GOOD

IN ARMANI, TOO.

[TARZAN YELL]

UHH!

UHH!

Narrator: FERKLEMPT AT FINALLY

FINDING EACH OTHER AGAIN,

GEORGE AND HIS BROTHER APE

HAD A BIG,

EMOTIONAL REUNION.

HI.

HELLO.

OH, COME ON. YOU CAN DO

BETTER THAN THAT.

OHH.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[LAUGHS]

GEORGE!

OOF!

[APE MUTTERING]

GEORGE SO HAPPY

TO SEE BROTHER APE.

I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, TOO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

GEORGE HERE TO HELP.

TOOKIE SAY

APE IN TROUBLE.

BROKE, BUSTED,

NO BENJAMINS.

BROKE? IT'S ALL

A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.

I'M PERFECTLY FINE.

THAT'S--THAT'S, UH,

WHY I'M GIVING AWAY

ALL MY FURNITURE.

GEORGE HAPPY

APE PERFECTLY FINE.

[SIGHS] ONLY WISH

GEORGE PERFECTLY FINE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

URSULA THINK

GEORGE SPEND

TOO MUCH TIME

WITH ANIMALS.

ANIMALS THINK GEORGE SPEND

TOO MUCH TIME WITH URSULA.

GEORGE SO UPSET,

THINK ABOUT TAKING OFF

NECK CROWN.

LOOK, I UNDERSTAND

YOUR CONCERN,

AND IF I RETURN--

HUH?

UH, WHEN I RETURN,

I WILL COORDINATE

YOUR SCHEDULE

TO THE SATISFACTION

OF EVERYONE.

IT'S JUST A QUESTION

OF BALANCE.

GEORGE GOOD

AT BALANCE. SEE?

[WORKMEN SHOUT]

GEORGE STILL WORRIED

ABOUT URSULA.

SHE'S LONELY

AND SHE WORRIED

SHE NOT COOK OR CLEAN

AS WELL AS APE.

WELL, SHE MIGHT HAVE

A POINT THERE.

NOW GEORGE CONCERNED

THAT URSULA

MISS CIVILIZATION

MORE THAN

SHE MISS GEORGE.

HMM. DON'T BE

RIDICULOUS.

URSULA ADORES YOU.

SHE'S PROBABLY

JUST SUFFERING

FROM THE 5-YEAR ITCH.

THEN WHAT GEORGE DO?

DO WHAT ANY HUSBAND

WOULD DO.

GET HER A NICE PRESENT

TO HELP SCRATCH IT.

HMM.

A BACK SCRATCHER.

TO HELP WITH ITCH.

Narrator: AS THE

JUNGLE KING DEMONSTRATED

THE MANY USES OF HIS GIFT,

HIS ARCH-ANIMAL ENEMY

WAS BACK IN THE JUNGLE

TRYING TO TAKE OVER

HIS THRONE.

UHH!

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

HAS DESERTED YOU,

BUT IF YOU ELECT ME

YOUR KING,

I PROMISE TO MAKE

EVERY TUESDAY

MEATLESS TUESDAY!

AH, BUT IF YOU DON'T

MAKE ME YOUR KING...

OH, I'M SCARED!

OHH!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT A MEAN LION

I CAN REALLY BE.

Narrator: AS THE MEAN LION

SCHEMED AGAINST HIM,

HIS PERFIDIOUS PLOTTERS

IN LAS VEGAS

PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES

ON THEIR PERSPICACIOUS PLAN.

[BIRD SQUAWKING]

BETTER TURN OFF

THE ALARM.

THE OLD WITCH SAYS

THE MUSCLE-MAN

KEEPS THE DEED

IN HIS UNDERWEAR.

THAT'S DISGUSTING.

YEAH, BUT AT LEAST

IT'LL BE EASY TO FIND.

AH, THESE LOOK

FAMILIAR.

OBVIOUSLY

HE WAS PLANNING

TO STAY

FOR A WHILE.

YOU WOULD THINK

AT SOME POINT

URSULA WOULD

RECOMMEND

A ZEBRA PATTERN.

Narrator: UNAWARE OF

THE DEADLY DENIZENS

DETERMINED

TO DESTROY HIM...

OH, THAT'S

A CHANGE OF PACE.

OUR ACCIDENTAL TOURIST

TOOK HIS FAMILY BACKSTAGE

AT CIRCUS CIRCUS.

AS GEORGE GLEEFULLY GREETED

HIS PERFORMING PALS,

URSULA WONDERED

IF SHE'D EVER COME FIRST.

[PANTING

AND CHATTERING]

GEORGE,

THIS IS ROCKY.

HE'S VERY HONORED

TO MEET YOU.

WHY DO THEY

CALL HIM ROCKY?

[BELL RINGS]

BECAUSE WHEN HE GETS NERVOUS,

HE DOES THAT.

GEORGE...HONORED...

TO...MEET...

ROCKY...TOO.

BLBLBLBLB!

[CHATTERING]

Ape: HE SAYS HE WAS

BORN IN A CAGE,

BUT HE WANTS TO RETURN

HOME WITH YOU

AND LEARN TO BECOME

A REAL JUNGLE KANGAROO.

HEH. CAGES NOT GOOD

FOR ANIMALS.

GEORGE, KANGAROOS

LIVE IN AUSTRALIA.

WE CAN'T BRING ROCKY

BACK TO THE BUKUVU.

[ROCKY SQUEALS]

TELL HIM

WE'RE REALLY SORRY.

[SPEAKS

UNKNOWN LANGUAGE]

DON'T WORRY, GEORGE.

HE WON'T BOTHER YOU

AGAIN.

[ROCKY SOBBING]

Narrator: WHILE OUR SIMPLE

SIMIAN WAS BEING STALKED

BY A STAR-STRUCK KANGAROO,

LYLE AND THE WOMEN

WERE STILL SEARCHING

OUR SIMPLE SIMIAN'S SHORTS.

[SIGHS] WHAT NOW?

IT'LL TAKE US YEARS

TO GO THROUGH

THE REST OF THESE.

AND IT WOULD HAVE, TOO,

HAD THE PRECISE, PRACTICAL,

PRAGMATIC URSULA

NOT LABELED THEM.

OOH-OOH FEATHERS.

[GROANS]

[POP]

HYENA BURGER.

WAIT A SECOND.

DEED.

Narrator: LYLE

IMMEDIATELY DISPATCHED

ONE OF HIS DASTARDLY

DISCIPLES TO THE JUNGLE,

WHO EAGERLY ENJOYED

EVICTING THE ANIMALS.

[CHUCKLES]

IN EVERY OTHER STORY,

THE KING OF THE JUNGLE

IS A LION, NOT A HUMAN.

AND SO,

AS IS MY BIRTHRIGHT,

I NOW DECLARE MYSELF

KING OF THE JUNGLE!

THIS IS REALLY BAD!

REALLY BAD!

TUESDAYS ARE STILL

MEATLESS, RIGHT?

BUT YOU CAN'T BE KING

WITHOUT THE ROYAL AMULET.

THEN I'LL JUST HAVE

TO GET IT BACK, WON'T I?

OH, WE NEED GEORGE.

WH-WHERE'S GEORGE?

Narrator: GEORGE'S ANIMAL

FRIENDS WERE WORRIED,

WHILE, BACK IN LAS VEGAS,

LYLE CELEBRATED

GETTING THE DEED

IN A TYPICALLY

MATURE FASHION.

♪ I HAVE THE DEED,

I HAVE THE DEED ♪

♪ THIS IS THE DEED,

I HAVE, HAVE THE DEED-- ♪

AAH! UHH!

GETTING THE DEED IS

ONLY HALF THE BATTLE.

IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING

UNLESS YOU GET URSULA

TO FALL IN LOVE

WITH YOU.

ARE YOU PREPARED

FOR TONIGHT?

I'M PREPARED.

Narrator: AND SO WAS APE,

BECAUSE THEY HAD ALL

COME TO SEE

THE SWINGIN', SARTORIAL

SONGSTER PERFORM.

EAT! EAT!

[CROWD LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

SHH.

NOW,

WHEN I COUNT TO 3,

YOU WILL AWAKEN

AND FEEL REFRESHED

AND YOU'LL

REMEMBER NOTHING.

1, 2, 3!

[FANFARE PLAYS]

WHOO!

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

[GASPS]

ICE CREAM?

BUT I'M LACTOSE

INTOLERANT!

Audience: OHH.

[GRUNTS]

OOPS. HEH. SORRY.

REMEMBER--I AM ARMANDO!

AND I CAN HYPNOTIZE ANYONE

TO DO ANYTHING! GOOD NIGHT!

Announcer: THE CONRAD JUPITERS

HOTEL AND CASINO

IS PROUD TO PRESENT

THE SELECTED SONG STYLINGS

OF THE ONE AND ONLY...

A-A-A-APE!

[JAZZ RHYTHM PLAYING]

♪ HERE HE COMES ♪

♪ WALKING DOWN THE STREET ♪

♪ HE GETS THE FUNNIEST

LOOKS FROM ♪

♪ EVERYONE HE MEETS ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, I'M A MONKEY ♪

♪ AND PEOPLE SAY

I MONKEY AROUND ♪

♪ WELL, I'M TOO BUSY

SINGING ♪

♪ TO PUT ANYBODY DOWN ♪

♪ I'M JUST TRYING

TO BE FRIENDLY ♪

♪ COME AND WATCH ME

SING AND PLAY ♪

♪ I'M THE YOUNG GENERATION ♪

♪ AND I'VE GOT

SOMETHING TO SAY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, I'M A MONKEY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, I'M A MONKEY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, I'M A MONKEY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, I'M A MONKEY ♪

♪ YEAH, HEY ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ HEY, HEY, I'M A MONKEY ♪

YEAH!

HA HA HA HA HA!

Ape: THANK YOU,

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. GIRLS?

HOO! HOO!

Announcer: APE WILL BE

BACK IN A FEW MINUTES

WITH HIS TRIBUTE

TO TONY ORLANDO.

[LAUGHS]

IT'S FROM THE GENTLEMAN

OVER THERE.

LYLE.

[SIGHS]

BEATRICE,

YOU'RE LOOKING LOVELY.

UH-HUH.

URSULA,

WHAT A SMALL WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER MY

SON-IN-LAW GEORGE.

I DO. GEORGE...

CLEARLY,

THE BEST MAN WON,

BUT NO HARD FEELINGS.

SHAKE?

BLBLBLBLBLBLB!

Ursula: WHAT ARE

YOU DOING HERE?

LAST TIME WE SAW YOU,

YOU TRIED TO HAVE

GEORGE KILLED,

APE CAPTURED, AND DRAGGED

ME OFF TO MARRY YOU.

THAT ACTUALLY

WASN'T ME, KITTEN.

THAT WAS

THE ALTITUDE SICKNESS.

AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS

I HAVE MY DOCTOR HERE--

DR. KERNER.

YOU SEE, IT IS

MY OPINION THAT LYLE

WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE

FOR HIS ACTIONS

DUE TO THE LACK

OF OXYGEN

IN THE BUKUVU

MOUNTAINS.

YOU KNEW

I WAS GONNA BE HERE?

[EKG BEEPING]

YOU'RE FIRED.

[EKG FLATLINES]

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE.

I HAPPENED TO RUN INTO

THE LORDS OF OOMPAH

PRACTICING YOUR

FAVORITE SONG--

"I WANT TO KNOW

WHAT LOVE IS."

Man: EINE, ZWEI,

DREI, VIER!

WHAT IS THAT?

[BAND PLAYS "I WANT

TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"]

[SIGHS]

WAIT A MINUTE!

[MUSIC STOPS]

THAT NOT URSULA'S

FAVORITE SONG.

THIS URSULA'S

FAVORITE SONG.

ONE-BANANA, TWO-BANANA...

[BAND PLAYING

"GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE"]

NO-O-O-O!

WE'RE DEAD MEAT.

I THOUGHT I WAS

MAKING PROGRESS.

THAT APE HAS

A BETTER CHANCE

OF RUNNING OFF WITH

HER THAN YOU DO.

HE DOES?

WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?

I THINK IT'S TIME WE BROUGHT

IN SOME REINFORCEMENTS.

["CHARLIE'S ANGELS"

THEME PLAYING]

HERE'S YOUR TOWELS, ANGELS.

THANKS, CHARLIE.

HEY, DON'T HOG

THE CHOCO-BLASTS.

MMM. I'LL GIVE YOU

THE CHOCO-BLASTS

IF COURTNEY GIVES UP

THE FUNKY MONKEY.

I'D HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN

ENOUGH FUNKY MONKEYS.

[ALL LAUGH]

I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS.

Courtney:

AND WE'VE MISSED YOU.

SPEAKING OF THINGS

YOU'VE MISSED,

YOU KNOW WHO'S

LOOKING AMAZING?

LYLE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

HE'S SUCH A CATCH.

HE'S CHARMING, RICH,

SENSITIVE...

AND IS EQUALLY AT HOME

WITH SMALL ANIMALS

AND CHILDREN.

ARE YOU READING THAT?

OOP.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOTHER

FLEW ALL OF YOU HERE

JUST TO TELL ME

ABOUT LYLE.

YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T

SEND US HERE.

WE'RE WORRIED

ABOUT YOU.

YEAH, I MEAN, A FLING,

ANY OF US COULD UNDERSTAND.

AND WOULD GLADLY HAVE

TRADED PLACES WITH YOU FOR.

Courtney: YEAH.

[ALL LAUGH]

WE'RE JUST CONCERNED

YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE.

COME ON. I HAVEN'T

CHANGED A BIT.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[WEIGHTS CLANKING]

[WHIRRING]

HUH?

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

OH!

AAH!

[MUSIC ENDS]

I CAN'T BELIEVE

I JUST DID THAT.

[GIRL COUGHS]

I GUESS I HAVE CHANGED.

YOU BELONG BACK HERE.

SOON,

YOUR WHOLE IDENTITY

IS GOING TO GET

SWALLOWED UP BY GEORGE,

AND THE URSULA

WE KNOW AND LOVE

IS GOING TO DISAPPEAR.

AND YOU DESERVE

A HUSBAND

WHO'D RATHER

SPEND TIME WITH YOU

THAN A GORILLA.

[GIRLS LAUGH]

BUT I LOVE GEORGE.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN

HE'S RIGHT FOR YOU.

YOU AND LYLE HAVE

SO MUCH MORE IN COMMON.

Beatrice:

TIFFANY'S RIGHT.

YOU SHOULD BE WITH SOMEONE

WHO'S REFINED AND POLISHED,

SOMEONE WHO CARES

ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.

GEORGE DOESN'T KNOW

HOW TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

LOOK, YOU ARRIVE,

AND WHAT'S THIS GREAT

PRESENT HE GETS YOU?

A BACK SCRATCHER.

[GIRLS LAUGH]

Beatrice: AND WHERE

DID HE TAKE YOU

YOUR FIRST DAY BACK

IN CIVILIZATION?

BACKSTAGE

AT CIRCUS CIRCUS.

[GIRLS LAUGH]

CAN YOU BELIEVE

HIS LACK OF FEELING?

YOU'VE BEEN

IN THE JUNGLE,

ISOLATED FROM

ALL YOUR FRIENDS,

HUNGRY FOR SOME SORT

OF HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP,

AND HE BRINGS YOU

TO AN ANIMAL SHOW.

Beatrice:

HOW SELFISH.

THIS MAN DOESN'T

LOVE YOU, DARLING.

HE HARDLY KNOWS YOU.

IT'LL BE SO WONDERFUL

WHEN YOU'RE FINALLY HOME.

THE OPERA OPENS

NEXT MONTH.

Tiffany: OH, AND WE CAN

GO TO THE CANYON RANCH

TO HAVE SOME KIND

OF TOTAL MAKEOVER.

Courtney: OH, YEAH.

AND THEN THERE'S THAT

WONDERFUL CHARITY CRUISE

FOR SOME KIND OF

POOR PEOPLE.

Tiffany: YEAH, COURTNEY,

REMEMBER THAT NIGHT?

THE CANYON RANCH

IS GREAT.

WAIT A SECOND.

WHAT?

[LAUGHS]

I AM THE LUCKIEST WOMAN

IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

SO HE ISN'T THE GREATEST

RETAIL SHOPPER.

I HAVE A MAN I LOVE

AND A CHILD I ADORE,

AND HE GIVES ME

WHAT ALL OF YOU PRAY FOR.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

I WANT MY GEORGE.

[TARZAN YELL]

HA HA!

UHH...

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

Narrator:

WELL, LOOK TO YOUR LEFT.

[CLEARS THROAT]

TA-DA!

I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.

Narrator: YES,

IN A BRILLIANTLY DESPERATE

ATTEMPT TO BRING

URSULA AND LYLE TOGETHER,

OUR MASTERMINDING

MAJOR-DOMO MOTHER-IN-LAW

HAS HIRED ARMANDO

TO HYPNOTIZE URSULA

INTO FORGETTING GEORGE.

WHEN YOU AWAKEN,

THE NAME

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

WILL FOREVER BE STRICKEN

FROM YOUR MEMORY.

HEY. SORRY I'M LATE.

THERE WAS A FAT LADY

IN A WHEELCHAIR

HOGGING

THE HANDICAP SPOT.

HIS FACE WILL BE BLANK.

YOU WILL NOT

RECOGNIZE HIM.

HE WILL MEAN ABSOLUTELY

NOTHING TO YOU.

OH, YES. URSULA...

YOUR HUSBAND IS

LYLE VAN de GROOT.

1, 2, 3.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

[ALL GASP]

PUMPKIN!

Narrator: IT TOOK 2 MOVIES

AND A CROOKED HYPNOTIST,

BUT THE LECHEROUS

LYLE VAN de GROOT

HAD FINALLY GOTTEN HIS WISH.

URSULA WAS,

IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING,

HIS WIFE.

HUH.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO?

TURN THE PHONE AROUND,

YOU IDIOT.

THIS GEORGE. GEORGE

LOOKING FOR URSULA.

OH, SHE'S HERE

WITH JUNIOR.

SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU

ANYMORE.

SHE'S LEFT YOU FOR LYLE.

URSULA LEAVE GEORGE?

YES.

SHE'S WITH LYLE NOW.

BUT GEORGE WANTS

TO TELL HER

THAT GEORGE

STOP BEING KING

IF URSULA

TAKE HIM BACK.

SORRY. IT'S TOO LATE.

SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT

WHEN YOU WERE IN THE JUNGLE

AND HAD NO TIME FOR HER.

THE PEOPLE

SHE MISSES ARE HERE.

SHE LIVES HERE NOW.

FACE IT, GEORGE.

YOUR EXPERIMENT

WITH HAVING A FAMILY

HAS BEEN A FAILURE.

YOU'RE NOT FIT TO BE

A HUSBAND OR A FATHER.

GO BACK TO THE ANIMALS

WHERE YOU BELONG.

[BEATRICE HANGS UP]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CAT YOWLS]

JUNIOR.

[KISSES]

[CHIMES TINKLE]

GOOD-BYE, URSULA.

JUNIOR.

[TARZAN YELL]

[MUSIC SWELLS]

COME ON, DEAR. WE DON'T

WANT TO MISS OUR FLIGHT.

EVERYTHING'S SO FOGGY.

LYLE'S MY HUSBAND?

YES, DARLING.

YOU'VE JUST BEEN

UNDER A LOT OF

STRESS LATELY.

HOLD YOUR FATHER'S HAND.

UHH! YOU'RE NOT

MY FATHER.

[CLANK]

[STRAINS] NOT

POLITE KICK DADDY.

Narrator:

HAVING HEEDLESSLY HEWN

OUR HERO'S HEAVY HEART

INTO HITTLE HIECES--

UH, AHEM.

I MEAN LITTLE PIECES--

THE VENGEFUL VAN de GROOT

TRIED TO IMPRESS HIS

PILFERED PRINCESS URSULA

WITH A DAZZLING DISPLAY

OF ANIMAL MAGNETISM.

Lyle: COME HERE.

SEE, HONEY?

HORSES ARE MY FRIENDS.

KIND OF.

MAYBE "FRIENDS"

IS TOO STRONG.

THEY'RE MY

ACQUAINTANCES.

ARE YOU SURE

LYLE'S MY HUSBAND?

HEY.

GET--

SEE, HONEY?

HORSES LOVE ME.

COME HERE.

HEY! UHH!

HORSES LOVE ME!

HORSES LOVE ME!

UHH! YOU GUYS

READY TO GO FOR A RIDE?

HOW'D YOU EVER LET ME

MARRY THAT GUY?

Narrator:

WHILE THE TWO OF THEM

TRIED TO FIGURE OUT

WHY URSULA WAS MARRIED

TO AN IDIOT,

LYLE'S BULLDOZERS

WERE ARRIVING

TO CLEAR THE ANIMALS OUT

OF THE BUKUVU.

[RUMBLING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Narrator: LOCKED UP

BY THE MEAN LION

TO KEEP HIM FROM CONTACTING

HIS FORMER KING,

THE TACTILE TOOKIE TOOKIE

HAD BEEN CAREFULLY

PLOTTING HIS ESCAPE.

[TRANSLATED FROM CHIRPING]

COME HERE, SHEP!

[BARKING]

[TRANSLATED FROM CHIRPING]

OPEN THE CAGE, SHEP!

[WHIMPERS]

[PANTING]

[TRANSLATED FROM SQUAWK]

NOOOOOOO!

[CRUNCH]

[TRUMPETS]

[SQUAWKING]

[POP]

[TRANSLATED FROM CHIRPING]

I'M NEVER DOING ANOTHER SEQUEL!

[WHIMPERS]

GEORGE CAN'T TAKE

LIVING WITHOUT URSULA,

SO GEORGE GOING

TO GET HER BACK.

[WHIZ, SMACK]

TOOKIE!

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

MEAN LION

CROWN HIMSELF KING?

ANIMALS KICKED OFF LAND?

NEED GEORGE TO SAVE ANIMALS?

HAVE 2 DAYS

TO GET THERE?

APE, WE HAVE TO GO BACK

RIGHT AWAY.

GEORGE, I SHOULD'VE

TOLD YOU EARLIER,

BUT I HAVE

SOME GAMBLING DEBTS

THAT I HAVE TO WORK OFF

FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

HOW LITTLE?

17 YEARS.

GEORGE THINK MAYBE

THAT MIGHT BE TOO LATE.

WHEN WE GET HOME,

APE CAN TAKE OUT LOAN

FROM BUKUVU CREDIT UNION.

GEORGE, THESE

AREN'T NICE PEOPLE.

GEORGE WON'T GO

WITHOUT BROTHER APE.

HMM...

FUTURE OF JUNGLE

AND GEORGE

DEPENDS ON IT.

HMM...

HMM?

MMM...

MMM...

ALL RIGHT, GEORGE.

YEAH! [LAUGHS]

Ape:

YES, YES.

MM-HMM. YES.

BUT FIRST MUST GET

WIFE AND SON

WHO DON'T WANT ME

AND AMULET TO LEAD TROOPS.

THEN THE QUESTION IS

HOW TO GET THE TWO OF US

UP TO SAN FRANCISCO.

OHH.

BETTER MAKE THAT

THREE OF US.

[SQUEALS]

OOH! OOH!

[SLURPS]

COME ON. COME ON.

JUNGLE BOOGIE.

GO, GO, GO.

All: HUH?

GOING SOMEWHERE?

WHO ARE YOU,

XENA, PRINCESS OF VEGAS?

WE'LL SEE

HOW FUNNY YOU ARE

WHEN YOU'RE STUCK

IN OUR SPECIAL CAGE

AT THE VAN de GROOT ZOO.

IN CASE

YOU'VE FORGOTTEN...

YOU STILL OWE US

17 YEARS OF EMPLOYMENT.

GET MOVING.

RUN!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

ROCKY, GET HOPPING!

COME ON.

LET'S GET 'EM.

OOH!

[GASPS]

[CRASH]

George: EXCUSE ME,

EXCUSE ME. GEORGE SORRY.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[BELLS RINGING]

Ape: OOH.

[COINS JINGLING]

UHH. THANK YOU.

EXCUSE ME.

OUT OF THE WAY!

UNH!

OOH!

WHOA!

[THUD]

WHOA!

NICE.

Crowd: OOH!

HUH.

LOOK OUT!

UNH!

WHOA!

[WHIZ]

UNH!

QUICK, GEORGE!

UNH!

OUT OF THE WAY!

LET'S GO!

AAH!

WHOA!

WATCH OUT, GEORGE!

[BANGING]

YEAH, THAT WAY.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

I'LL GET BACKUP.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

WHOA!

AAH!

[HONK, CRASH]

Ape: UP, QUICK, QUICK!

[TARZAN YELL]

OH!

[WHOOSH]

UH-OH!

All: WATCH OUT FOR THAT--

OH!

[ALL GASP]

[SHOUTING]

HEY, YOU, STOP!

CALL THE POLICE!

AND ANIMAL CONTROL!

[BOTH PANTING]

[BOTH GASP]

George:

WHAT NOW, APE?

OH, DEAR.

HMM.

[BLADES WHIRRING]

LOOK!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Man: BACK AWAY FROM

THE EDGE OF THE BUILDING.

[CHATTERING]

THERE THEY ARE.

DON'T MOVE.

YOU'RE SURROUNDED.

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE

BUT TO SURRENDER.

WE'RE SENDING A MAN DOWN

TO CUT OFF ANY ESCAPE.

I'M SORRY, OLD CHUM.

WE DID EVERYTHING

WE COULD.

AH! GEORGE HAVE IDEA.

UHH...

JUST DO LIKE GEORGE.

[OFFICERS SHOUTING]

Officer:

HEY, HEY, HEY!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

APE, JUMP!

COME ON! GO!

GEORGE, I'VE BEEN AWAY

FROM THE JUNGLE

A VERY LONG TIME.

GEORGE CATCH YOU.

UHH...

[GUNS COCK]

NOW, DON'T YOU THINK

THAT'S BENEATH US?

HMM.

[CLICK]

APE!

[WHOOSH]

HI-YAAH!

GOOD KICK, ROCKY!

[GRUNTS]

OH...

Officers:

DON'T DO IT!

OOH!

UHH!

HA HA!

OHH.

[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

George: WHOO!

Man: STOP SWINGING

ON THE LADDER!

WE'RE GOING TO FIND

A SAFE PLACE TO LAND.

WHOO! WHOO!

DO NOT SWING.

YOU'RE DESTABILIZING

THE HELICOPTER.

WE GOT TO LAND.

George: WHOO!

WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!

[TARZAN YELL]

Ape: HEY! WHOA!

Ape: OH, THIS IS LOVELY.

AH.

WHOA.

THIS BEST SWING

GEORGE EVER HAD.

BECAUSE GEORGE

AND HIS JUNGLE BUDDY

ARE SWINGING TOGETHER?

George: NO,

BECAUSE NOT POSSIBLE

FOR GEORGE TO HIT--

Narrator: YES, FANS,

WE'VE ALSO INCLUDED

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.

UH, AT LEAST

THE LAS VEGAS VERSION.

All: WATCH OUT FOR THAT--

AAH! OOH!

All: OOH.

YOU DIDN'T THINK

WE WERE GOING

TO PASS UP THIS PARODY.

HEY, GEORGE! COME ON!

YOU CAN DO IT! COME ON!

REACH!

GEORGE, NOW!

AGAIN!

SWING OVER!

Woman: THANK YOU

FOR JOINING US.

IN A BIZARRE CASE

OF LIFE IMITATING ART,

TONIGHT'S AERIAL DRAMA

OVER LAS VEGAS

HAS REACHED

THE VERY HEIGHT

OF THE EMPIRE STATE

BUILDING.

OUR CORRESPONDENT--

[BEEP]

OH, THERE'S SOMETHING

ABOUT THAT APE

THAT FEELS

REALLY FAMILIAR.

IT'S "KING KONG."

I THOUGHT "KING KONG"

WAS IN BLACK AND WHITE.

OH, WOULD YOU

BELIEVE HOLLYWOOD?

THEY COLORIZED IT.

OH.

HMM.

REACH, REACH!

GRAB ME! COME ON!

YEAH!

GOT YOU!

WELL DONE!

Man:

UNITS ARE ARRIVING

ON THE SCENE

TO GET YOU DOWN.

Ape: SO, GOT

ANY OTHER IDEAS?

FOLLOW GEORGE.

UHH...

BRILLIANT.

Narrator: MEANWHILE,

THAT DASTARDLY DUO OF DAMSELS

SALLY AND KOWALSKI

WERE SEARCHING

EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY.

THAT'S CRANNY, NOT GRANNY.

AHEM.

Both: HUH?

Narrator: AS HALFWAY

AROUND THE WORLD,

AN ADVANCING ARMY PREPARED

TO INVADE THE BUKUVU.

[ENGINES REVVING]

AND IN SAN FRANCISCO,

URSULA PONDERED

HER PRESENT PREDICAMENT.

I ALWAYS HAD

THE FANTASY

THAT WHEN I KISSED

THE MAN I LOVE,

I'D HEAR CHURCH BELLS

RINGING.

CHURCH BELLS RINGING?

MMM.

AND FIREWORKS.

FIREWORKS?

LOUD, SPECTACULAR,

TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY,

FOURTH OF JULY

FIREWORKS.

WITH LYLE,

THERE'S JUST...

UH, LYLE.

YEAH.

SO MUCH FOR FANTASY.

I CAN'T HELP FEELING

THAT SOMETHING'S MISSING--

THAT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

SOMETHING'S

WAITING FOR ME.

[TARZAN YELL]

AAH!

OH, SORRY TO

SURPRISE URSULA...

UH...

BUT GEORGE CAN'T LIVE

WITHOUT URSULA.

GEORGE MADLY IN LOVE.

UH, LOOK, UH...

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,

BUT I'M MARRIED...

UNFORTUNATELY.

RIGHT.

GEORGE URSULA'S HUSBAND.

OH!

HUH? HUH.

URSULA MORE CONFUSED

THAN GEORGE.

BUT NO TIME TO TALK.

BUKUVU IN TROUBLE.

MUST GET BACK.

GEORGE PUT URSULA FIRST,

THEN JUNGLE, HMM?

UH...

UHH! LISTEN...

I'VE NEVER HEARD

OF THE BUKUVU,

AND LYLE

IS MY HUSBAND.

THOUGH

I HAVE TO ADMIT

YOU ARE

QUITE ATTRACTIVE...

AND HAVE THE SINEWY

ARMS OF A GOD.

[LAUGHS] YEAH.

BUT I'M ONE OF THOSE

OLD-FASHIONED TYPES,

AND I TAKE MY MARRIAGE VOWS

VERY SERIOUSLY.

THEN CAN I HAVE HIM?

HUH?

SORRY.

GEORGE LOVE URSULA MORE

THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

URSULA MEAN

EVERYTHING TO GEORGE.

[GASPS]

DO YOU HAVE

ANY BROTHERS AT HOME?

[THUD]

I HAVE BROTHER APE.

OOH. AN APE.

CAN YOU GIVE HIM

MY PHONE NUMBER?

Narrator:

HAVING DEPOSITED

HIS DIPSY DARLING WITH APE,

GEORGE NERVOUSLY SWUNG IN

TO SEE IF HIS SON

STILL REMEMBERED HIM.

JUNIOR?

DADDY!

I MISSED YOU

SO MUCH.

GEORGE

REALIZE SOMETHING.

IF JUNIOR WANT TO SURF

AND NOT SWING,

IT'S OK WITH GEORGE,

BECAUSE GEORGE

LOVE JUNIOR SO MUCH.

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

COME HERE.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD,

BUT I THINK YOU'D BETTER

TALK TO MOM RIGHT AWAY,

BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN

ACTING REALLY STRANGE.

YEAH.

COME ON.

I'LL TAKE THE STAIRS.

OK.

HUNH.

Narrator:

SO, WITH HIS DEVOTED SON

AND DORMANT WIFE,

GEORGE HEADED BACK

TO HIS HOMELAND.

AFTER GETTING A TIP

FROM BRENDAN FRASER,

WHO WAS CRAMPED

DURING THE FIRST PICTURE,

THIS TIME HE MADE SURE

TO GET A BIGGER CRATE.

DAD, I'M AFRAID.

HMM.

WHAT ARE WE GOING

TO DO ABOUT MOM?

[SIGHS]

GEORGE NOT KNOW,

BUT URSULA

NOT RECOGNIZE GEORGE

EVEN BEFORE

GEORGE LEVEL HER.

WHAT APE THINK?

EITHER WE SHOULD

CHECK THE CRATE FOR PODS,

OR SHE'S IN SOME SORT

OF HYPNOTIC TRANCE.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW

WHO YOU ARE.

MM-HMM.

[DOOR UNLOCKS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

AHH.

Narrator: UPON ARRIVAL,

GEORGE WHISTLED FOR SHEP

TO TAKE THEM HOME.

[WHISTLES]

[BARKING]

HERE, BOY!

OVER HERE!

OVER HERE, BOY!

COME ON!

COME ON, SHEP.

COME ON, BOY.

COME ON, BOY.

AW, SHEP.

AW, GOOD BOY.

THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

SHEP, SHEP.

[MAN LAUGHING]

Narrator: SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT

OUR DISCREET PRODUCT PLACEMENT.

UHH. THAT'S MY SHEP.

THAT'S MY SHEP.

OH, THE ELEPHANT'S

WEARING NEW BALANCE.

Ape: WHOOPS.

[THUD]

George:

WHOO! GO, SHEP!

GO! GO, BOY!

THAT'S IT.

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

I TELL YOU, GEORGE,

IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.

HA HA!

MAYBE TOOKIE WRONG

AND MEAN LION NOT KING.

HEH. JUNGLE

NOT LOOK DIFFERENT.

Narrator: NOT DIFFERENT?

LOOK AT THE SIGNS, GEORGE,

THE SIGNS!

BUT GEORGE MISSED

THE SIGNS--

SIGNS EVEN AN ILLITERATE

WARTHOG WOULD'VE NOTICED.

BECAUSE THERE WAS A PROBLEM--

A BIG PROBLEM.

LYLE'S MANIACAL MACHINERY

WAS MOVING EVER CLOSER

TO APE MOUNTAIN.

MEANWHILE,

THE COWARDLY CONSTITUENTS

SCAMPERED IN FEAR AS OUR

FEARLESS HERO RAN AFTER THEM,

BESEECHING THEM

TO STAND AND FIGHT.

[PANTING]

DON'T RUN!

IF WE WORK TOGETHER,

WE CAN WIN.

GEORGE STILL KING.

I'M THE KING!

[SQUAWKS]

UH-OH.

Ape: GET DOWN HERE!

YOU KNOW

YOU'RE NOT THE KING.

YOU'VE HAD A NARCISSISTIC

PERSONALITY DISORDER

SINCE YOU WERE A CUB,

AND THERE'S NO REASON

THAT THE REST OF US SHOULD

HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT.

[ROARS]

IF YOU REALLY CARE

ABOUT BUKUVU,

THEN THINK BETTER IDEA--

WE HAVE A BIG

BONE-CRUSHING FIGHT

FOR KINGDOM

AFTERWARDS...

MM-HMM.

WHEN WE STILL

HAVE KINGDOM.

WHAT MEAN LION THINK?

EAT FUR, JUNGLE BOY!

OHH!

[MEAN LION ROARING]

[GRUNTING]

Ape: YES! KILL HIM!

OHH!

Narrator: AND THEY

WOULD'VE HAD THEIR BIG,

BONE-CRUSHING FIGHT

FOR THE KINGDOM

HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR

THE SECRET TRICK APE TAUGHT HIM

WHEN THEY WERE KIDS.

THE EAR, GEORGE!

[MEAN LION WHIMPERS]

Ape: YEAH!

WHOA, COOL!

THERE. SEE?

[SIGHS]

WHEW.

GEORGE WISH LIFE

ALWAYS THIS EASY.

HA HA.

YEAH, DAD!

WELL DONE, GEORGE.

WELL DONE.

ALL RIGHT.

WHO'S WITH GEORGE?

WHY SHOULD WE FOLLOW YOU?

YOU CARE MORE ABOUT

YOUR FAMILY THAN US.

SURE, GEORGE CARE

ABOUT FAMILY.

EVEN HALF OF

FAMILY SLEEPING

THROUGH BEST PART

OF MOVIE.

[SNORES]

[SIGHS]

BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN

GEORGE'S BROTHERS

AND SISTERS.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

WE TOOK FIRST STEPS

TOGETHER.

[CHATTERS]

AND YOU TAUGHT ME

HOW TO SWIM.

[SNORTS]

AND YOU WERE WITH ME

FIRST TIME WE READ

PLAYAPE MAGAZINE.

[GROANS]

SO GEORGE BEG YOU,

NOT AS KING,

BUT AS BROTHER,

TO JOIN HIM

AND SAVE HOMELAND.

[GROANS]

[CHIRPS]

HMM.

[MUTTERING

INDISTINCTLY]

UH-HUH.

OK?

OK.

GEORGE TRY SOMETHING

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

[CLEARS THROAT]

WE FEW,

WE HAPPY FEW,

WE BAND OF BROTHERS.

FOR HE TODAY THAT SHEDS

HIS FUR WITH GEORGE

SHALL BE GEORGE'S BROTHER.

AND OTHER ANIMALS

IN THE JUNGLE

SHALL THINK THEMSELVES

ACCURSED THEY WERE NOT HERE.

AND WHEN WE GET OLD,

YE WILL REMEMBER

WITH GREAT PRIDE

WHAT FEATS YE DID TODAY.

[GROWLS]

LAND ALL WE HAVE.

GEORGE KING.

AND KING ASK ANIMALS

TO JOIN HIM

AND SAVE HOMELAND!

[SNICKERS]

[CHATTERS]

[SNORTS]

[SNORTING]

THEN GEORGE FIGHT ALONE.

Narrator: FEELING MORE ALONE

THAN SIEGFRIED WITHOUT ROY,

OUR DAUNTLESS, DARING,

DEFIANT JUNGLE GUNSLINGER

WENT OUT

TO SAVE THE BUKUVU.

[SPAGHETTI WESTERN

THEME PLAYING]

[CREAKING AND HISSING]

Narrator: BUT SOON

HIS FRIENDS JOINED HIM,

LIKE "THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN,"

IF THEY HADN'T BEEN

MAGNIFICENT,

AND THEY'D CONSISTED

OF A DIMWITTED KING,

AN ELEPHANT WHO THOUGHT

HE WAS A DOG,

AN APE, A BIRD,

A LITTLE MONKEY,

AND A KANGAROO.

THEY MARCHED,

FLEW, AND HOPPED OUT

TO MEET THE ENEMY.

Tookie:

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

AND JUST BETWEEN

YOU AND ME,

IT DIDN'T LOOK GOOD.

GUESS JUST US.

[SIGHS]

[MOANS]

[CHATTERS]

BUT, LUCKILY FOR GEORGE,

AFTER A DELAYED REACTION

TO HIS INSOUCIANT

IAMBIC PENTAMETER,

THE JUNGLE'S OTHER

VACILLATING VARMINTS

JOINED THE FIGHT WITH

THEIR POTENT POTENTATE.

FOR THOSE OF YOU

WITHOUT A THESAURUS,

THAT'S, "AFTER A DELAYED

REACTION TO HIS SPEECH,

THE OTHER ANIMALS JOINED

THE BROUHAHA WITH THEIR KING."

[WHIRS]

[REVVING]

[GROWLS]

[CHATTERS]

IMAGINING THE COLD STEEL

OF THE DELETERIOUS DOZERS

SEPARATING HIS UPPER HALF

FROM HIS LOWER,

HE ORDERED HIS TROOPS BACK

IN A SLOW

AND ORDERLY RETREAT.

Ape: LET'S GO!

[SQUAWKS]

[CHATTERS]

[BULLDOZERS RUMBLING]

[GRUNTING]

[SQUEALS]

[THUD]

WHOA-OH-OH!

Narrator: GEORGE REALIZED

THAT THE ONLY WAY TO WIN

WAS TO FIGHT FIRE

WITH...COCONUTS?

[GRUNTS]

SO HE CALLED IN

THE HEAVY ARTILLERY.

[CHATTERS]

[APE SCREECHES]

[TARZAN YELL]

WHOO.

AAH!

[CHATTERS]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[HIGH VOICE] FIRE!

AHH, YES.

[SMOKE HISSING]

[CHATTERS]

AAH!

Ape: NICE SHOOTING!

HIKE!

[CLUNK]

OH!

[GRUNTING]

[CLUNK]

[SCREECHES]

Narrator: OH, NO.

NOT ELEPHANT ZUG-ZUG.

EWW!

WHOO.

GOOD SHOT!

[PASSES GAS]

UHH!

EWW!

UHH!

[SQUAWKS]

YEAH!

[BUZZING]

[GRUNTING]

WHOO!

[BUZZING]

[YELLING]

HA!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[YELLING]

[BARKING]

[CLANG]

[BIRDS TWITTERING]

[WHIMPERS]

Narrator: WITH SHEP

DOWN FOR THE COUNT,

GEORGE FELT THE NEED

TO RALLY HIS TROOPS.

DON'T WORRY!

GEORGE NOT KNOW MEANING

OF WORD "DEFEAT"!

GEORGE NOT KNOW MEANING

OF MOST WORDS,

BUT ESPECIALLY "DEFEAT"!

AND GEORGE WILL STAY HERE

JUST AS LONG AS

GEORGE'S NAME IS--

[BONK]

[BONK]

HERB.

Narrator: BUT HERB--

I--I MEAN, GEORGE--

QUICKLY REALIZED

THAT A DEADLY DOZER

WAS HEADING TO DESTROY

THE TREE HOUSE

AND HIS STILL-DOZING WIFE.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[PANTING]

[GASPS]

GEORGE NOT HIT WOMEN,

SO APPRECIATE IT

IF WOMEN NOT HIT GEORGE.

HEH. UHH!

[MOANS]

UHH!

[BONK, BONK, BONK]

HMM.

[BONKING]

[GRUNTING]

George: WHOA!

[GEORGE LAUGHS]

George: GEORGE REALIZE

THAT IN ORDER

TO SAVE TREE HOUSE,

BUKUVU,

AND ENTIRE

JUNGLE LIFESTYLE,

GEORGE NOW HAVE

TO HIT WOMAN,

BUT, IN NAME

OF SPORTSMANSHIP,

GEORGE GIVE WOMAN

FIGHTING CHANCE.

[GRUNTS AND MOANS]

[STRAINED]

NOTE TO GEORGE--

RETHINK SPORTSMANSHIP.

HYAH!

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[WOMEN GRUNTING]

[SQUEALING]

[TRANSLATED FROM GRUNTING]

I HAVE AN IDEA!

[WOMEN GRUNTING]

Narrator: HAVING FINALLY

DEFEATED THE PUGNACIOUS PAIR,

INDIANA GEORGE FOUND HIMSELF

WITH AN EVEN BIGGER BUGABOO--

HOW TO TURN OFF

THE BULLDOZER.

[GASPS]

[SNORTS]

George: WUH-OH!

OH!

WHAT THIS DO?

WHOA! OOH! OOH!

[BEEPING]

[SQUAWKS]

OOH! OOH!

WHOO?

HUH? HUH?

OH! OH!

[BEEPING]

George: STOP.

[WHIRS]

TREE HOUSE.

UH-OH. NOT GOOD.

OOH! OOH! OOH! OH!

EEE! EEE!

MOVE, ANIMALS!

UHH! AAH!

[GROWLS]

[TARZAN YELL]

AAH!

OH! JUNIOR?

[CLICK]

[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]

[SQUAWKS]

[HISS]

AHH!

GEORGE SON SWUNG!

WE DID IT, DAD!

WE SAVED THE JUNGLE!

[MONKEYS SCREECHING]

YEAH!

HA HA HA!

[ALL WHOOPING

AND SCREECHING]

YEAH!

ALL RIGHT!

YEAH!

WELL, CAN WE JOIN

YOUR LITTLE CELEBRATION?

Narrator: YES,

IT WAS URSULA'S MEDDLING,

MENDACIOUS, MOCK-MATE,

WHO, ALONG WITH BEATRICE,

HAD TRACKED HER

BACK TO THE BUKUVU.

MOM?

LYLE?

MM-HMM.

URSULA.

WE'VE COME TO TAKE MY

DAUGHTER AND GRANDSON HOME.

[GROWLS]

YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!

OHH! AHA!

I WAS EXPECTING THAT,

SO I WORE

SHIN GUARDS.

HMM.

AAH! OH!

INGROWN TOENAIL.

HE GOT IT!

Beatrice: NOW, GEORGE,

YOU MAY THINK

YOU'VE WON THE WAR,

BUT THERE'LL BE

MORE BULLDOZERS.

YOU GIVE ME BACK

URSULA AND JUNIOR,

AND I'LL GIVE YOU

BACK THE DEED.

GEORGE LOVE URSULA

AND JUNIOR.

GEORGE, I'M SORRY.

IT'S NO USE.

LYLE'S MY HUSBAND.

JUNIOR AND I

SHOULD BE WITH HIM.

AHH.

MMM.

SORRY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

MM-HMM.

Lyle: TAKE IT EASY,

JUNGLE HEAD.

COME ALONG. LET'S GO.

UHH!

DON'T LET LYLE TAKE ME, DAD.

I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU.

[GROWLING]

ALL RIGHT! OK!

TELL HIM TO BACK OFF...

OR, UH, MIGHTY JOE OLD

GETS IT HERE.

GEORGE APPRECIATE

WHAT GORILLAS DO

FOR GEORGE.

BUT GEORGE NOT WANT

ANYONE TO DIE FOR HIM.

[SIGHS]

Lyle:

SOUND ADVICE, DOOFUS.

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU'VE

BEEN USING YOUR HEAD

FOR MORE THAN JUST

CRACKIN' COCONUTS.

TELL 'EM TO BACK OFF.

WAY OFF!

[APES GROWLING]

UM...

I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.

SOMEHOW I THINK IT BELONGS

TO YOU IN THIS WORLD.

OH, REALLY.

MUST I BE FORCED

TO ENDURE

THIS DRIVEL?

TAKE URSULA

AND JUNIOR

AND LET'S

GET ON WITH IT!

SURE, NO PROBLEM.

I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.

OK. HEH HEH. HEY.

UH, THANKS FOR WATCHING

MY FAMILY FOR ME.

TCH, TCH.

WHAT GEORGE DO?

GEORGE LOVE ANIMALS

AND JUNGLE,

BUT MORE

THAN ANYTHING,

GEORGE LOVE URSULA

AND JUNIOR.

[GROANS]

[SQUAWKS]

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

GET AFTER THEM!

GO ON! GO ON!

HEY. UHH!

CLASSIC MOMENT

OF WESTERN MOVIE--

PUT ME DOWN!

WHERE HERO HOLDS

BAD GUY UP IN AIR,

THEN HUMILIATES

WITH TREE WEDGIE.

HEH.

WHAT?

UHH! GEORGE!

UHH!

HA HA!

GEORGE!

COME ON, GEORGE!

UN-WEDGIE ME!

[BELLS TOLLING]

[GASPS]

MM.

[SIGHS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[BIRDS TWITTER]

THAT WAS SO NICE...

GEORGE.

URSULA KNOW GEORGE?

[LAUGHS]

WELL, OF COURSE.

YOU'RE MY HUSBAND.

HA HA HA!

[LAUGHS]

SHE KNOW GEORGE!

Narrator: AS IT TURNED OUT,

A KISS FROM GEORGE

WAS STRONGER THAN

ANY HYPNOTIC SPELL.

HARD TO RESIST

KISS FROM GEORGE.

UH--

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SMOOCH]

AAAAAAH!

[BOTH LAUGH]

[LAUGHS]

WOULD YOU TAKE

YOUR HANDS

OFF OF MY WIFE, PLEASE,

WHOM YOU HAVE

UNHYPNOTIZED!

I HAVEN'T BEEN

THIS DISAPPOINTED

SINCE THE SIXTH GRADE,

WHEN MY SISTER STOLE

MY SHAUN CASSIDY LUNCH BOX.

GEORGE CONFUSED.

SHAUN CASSIDY WAS

A POPULAR TV CHARACTER

IN THE LATE SEVENTIES,

ALONG WITH PARKER STEVENSON.

I FOLLOWED BOTH

THEIR CAREERS, ACTUALLY.

GEORGE NOT CONFUSED

ABOUT SHAUN CASSIDY.

GEORGE CONFUSED

ABOUT UNHYPNOTIZING.

Narrator: WOULD YOU

LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN?

SURE.

THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.

WE'VE ALL BEEN

WONDERING ABOUT THAT.

UH, LET'S NOT START IN, OK?

I THINK I SPEAK

FOR EVERYONE,

INCLUDING THE AUDIENCE,

WHEN I SAY,

THIS CONSTANT STREAM

OF ANNOYING ALLITERATION

IS ANNOYING!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

ABOUT THAT, HUH? HUH?!

Choir: ♪ HALLELUJAH,

HALLELUJAH... ♪

COME ON! THAT HURTS!

WAIT! OH! AAAAH!

Narrator: ANYONE ELSE HAVE

ANY CRITIQUES OR COMMENTS?

All: UH-UH!

GOOD.

BUT BEFORE WE CAN END

OUR MOVIE

WITH THE TRADITIONAL

JUNGLE WEDDING SCENE,

GEORGE STILL HAD

ONE MORE OFFICIAL DUTY--

GEORGE!

HELPING URSULA

BRING HER FRIENDS

OUT OF THEIR

HYPNOTIC TRANCE.

OOH. GEORGE.

HEH HEH HEH.

[GRUNTING]

BUT I STILL DON'T

RECOGNIZE HIM! STAN?

STAN?

STAN, IS THAT YOU?

STAN--

HEY!

UHH!

OOH.

WELL.

AND YOU'RE

A BIG, HAIRY APE.

OHH, YES.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Narrator:

SO, DOMESTIC BLISS

HAS ONCE AGAIN RETURNED

TO THE BUKUVU...

AND WITH BEATRICE'S

FULL BLESSING,

GEORGE AND URSULA DECIDED

TO RENEW THEIR VOWS.

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

[WEDDING MARCH PLAYING]

[KISSING]

[SIGHS]

AWW.

OHH.

GEORGE WANT EVERYONE

TO KNOW FROM NOW ON,

GEORGE NOT AVAILABLE

AT ALL HOURS.

FROM 9:00 TO 5:00,

GEORGE BELONG TO ANIMALS.

[SCREECHING]

[TWITTERS]

[BARKS]

FROM 5:00 TO 9:00,

GEORGE BELONG

TO JUNIOR.

[CHUCKLES]

BUT AT ALL TIMES,

GEORGE BELONG TO URSULA.

[CHATTERS]

AND URSULA WILL WEAR

NECK CROWN.

BECAUSE WITHOUT HIS QUEEN,

GEORGE COULD NOT BE KING,

OR ANYTHING ELSE.

[SNIFFLES]

[MONKEYS SCREECH]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

JOLLY, JOLLY GOOD.

Narrator: SO,

ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

FOR THAT DEFENDER

OF THE INNOCENT,

PROTECTOR OF THE WEAK,

AND ALL-AROUND GOOD GUY,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE.

AND NOW THAT GEORGE HAS LEARNED

TO BALANCE HIS TIME,

HE HAS VOWED NEVER TO BE

LATE FOR LUNCH AGAIN.

Ursula: LUNCH TIME!

HA HA HA!

[ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING]

WHOO-HOO!

WHOA!

WHOA!

Junior:

COMIN' THROUGH!

HA HA HA HA!

WHOA!

WHOO!

WHOA!

[GRUNTING]

NYYYAOW!

[SCREAMING]

GO, DAD!

WHOA-OH-OH!

WHOO!

OOH! OOH!

AAH! OOH! AAH!

HA HA!

George: WHOO!

WHOO-HOO!

HI, MOM!

WHOA!

WATCH THIS!

AH-AH-AH-AH!

THAT'S MY BOY!

JUNGLE SURFING NOT SO HARD!

GEORGE, WATCH OUT

FOR THAT--

[CRASH, FWEEP]

[SIGHS]

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE... ♪

[BIRDS SQUAWKING,

MONKEYS SCREECHING]

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ STRONG AS HE CAN BE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

Woman: 27-R,

TAKE ONE.

AH-AH, AH-AH, AHH!

OK. AHH, AHH, AHH! [BEEP]

27-R.

TAKE 41.

THANKS, SWEETIE.

OK, HERE'S THE ONE.

OOH, OOH!

AH HA HA!

27-R,

TAKE 222!

AHH! AHH! AHH!

HA HA HA HA!

Director:

CUT! CUT! CUT!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ LIVES A LIFE

THAT'S FREE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

[BARKS]

Woman:

LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

Man: YOU OK, SHEP?

[LAUGHTER]

♪ WHEN HE GETS IN A SCRAPE,

HE MAKES HIS ESCAPE ♪

♪ WITH HELP FROM HIS FRIEND,

AN APE NAMED APE ♪

♪ AND HIS ELEPHANT SHEP

CAN FETCH A LOG ♪

♪ HE'S MAN'S BEST FRIEND

AS GEORGE'S DOG ♪

Shep: WOOF! WOOF!

AH-AH! EE-EE!

TOOKIE TOOKIE!

WHAT THE--

WHEE!

AH.

♪ HE'S GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ STRONG AS HE CAN BE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

[LAUGHING]

[THUD]

[LAUGHTER]

[GROANING]

HA HA!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ FRIEND TO YOU AND ME ♪

AAAAAH!

[NARRATOR LAUGHS]

[RIP]

Narrator: OH, DEAR. SORRY.

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ HEAR HIM HOLLER,

SWING, AND SING ♪

♪ ALL THE ANIMALS COME

TO THE JUNGLE KING ♪

♪ SO GRAB A VINE

AND SWING IN TIME ♪

♪ IF YOU STRIKE A TREE,

JUST PAY NO MIND ♪

♪ LIKE GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

[BIRDS SQUAWKING,

MONKEYS SCREECHING]

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ STRONG AS HE CAN BE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ LIVES A LIFE

THAT'S FREE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ WHEN HE GETS IN A SCRAPE,

HE MAKES HIS ESCAPE ♪

♪ WITH HELP FROM HIS FRIEND,

AN APE NAMED APE ♪

♪ AND HIS ELEPHANT SHEP

CAN FETCH A LOG ♪

♪ HE'S MAN'S BEST FRIEND

AS GEORGE'S DOG ♪

♪ HE'S GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ STRONG AS HE CAN BE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ FRIEND TO YOU AND ME ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ HEAR HIM HOLLER,

SWING, AND SING ♪

♪ ALL THE ANIMALS COME

TO THE JUNGLE KING ♪

♪ SO GRAB A VINE

AND SWING IN TIME ♪

♪ IF YOU SMACK A TREE,

JUST PAY NO MIND ♪

♪ LIKE GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

[BIRDS SQUAWKING,

MONKEYS SCREECHING]

♪ GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ SWING FROM TREE TO TREE ♪

George: AA-AAH!

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE... ♪

Narrator: AND SO,

THAT ENDS THE MOVIE.

AND, AS ALWAYS,

EVERYONE WINDS UP HAPPY,

EXCEPT FOR ME.

BUT WHO CARES

ABOUT A NARRATOR?

WELL, FINE.

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

GO OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND

OR YOUR BEST FRIEND

OR YOUR HUSBAND OR YOUR WIFE.

[SNIFFLES]

JUST GO, I SAID. GO ON.

[SOBBING] NOBODY CARES

ABOUT THESE CREDITS ANYWAY.

Woman:

UH, CONTRACTUALLY,

WE HAVE TO SHOW

THE CREDITS.

I--WHO ARE YOU?

I'M THE NARRATOR

FROM "MULAN."

WELL...[CLEARS THROAT]

IT'S REALLY NICE

TO MEET YOU.

OH. [GIGGLES]

MMMM!

♪ GEORGE, GEORGE,

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE ♪

♪ WATCH OUT

FOR THAT TREE ♪