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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:03,335 (Dramatic music) 2 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,511 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,798 This is the busiest we've been in years. 4 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,234 - I just hope Santa has enough gas in his sleigh. 5 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,635 (Laughs) 6 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,337 - I really need you 7 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,638 to get your productivity up this year, Elly, okay? 8 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,473 - Yes, I understand, thank you. 9 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,675 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 10 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,643 - Have you seen these? 11 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,744 They're new this year. 12 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,546 Kids are gonna love 'em. 13 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,683 - Elfette. 14 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,252 You have our new wrapping paper design ready? 15 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,486 It's go time. 16 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,155 - Yes ma'am, I have some shimmering wreaths, 17 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,790 I have some reindeer, some snowmen. 18 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,425 - Okay, let's go wit this one. 19 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,260 Really, great work. 20 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,712 - Great. 21 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:04,163 I have some new ones I wanted to go over-- 22 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,998 - Maybe next year. 23 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,832 I need 50 rolls by yesterday. 24 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,535 - Okay. 25 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,173 (Sighs) 26 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,340 Done. 27 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:16,842 Computer: 50 copies printing. 28 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,178 (Mystical music) 29 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:27,786 (laughs) 30 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,255 (calm music) 31 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,496 - I could help you with that if you want. 32 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,733 (Sighs) 33 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:47,739 - (gasps) You broke it! 34 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,742 Now I'm gonna need a new flugel blocker to fix it. 35 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,318 - Oh, I love your paints. 36 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,253 - Elfette, why can't you stay 37 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,821 at your wrapping paper station? 38 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,690 Do your job. 39 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,391 - Right, sorry. 40 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,597 (Groaning) 41 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:13,899 - Oh! 42 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,167 Oh, Elfette. 43 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,237 Oh, you're such a joy. 44 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,205 And so sweet and bright. 45 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,540 - Thanks, Elly. 46 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,742 Lately I've been feeling a little out of place. 47 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,778 - Oh, you're made for big things, you know. 48 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:31,650 It can get a little stuffy in here from time to time. 49 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,253 - I know what you mean. 50 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,623 - A little space to clear your head might be nice. 51 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:39,858 - Thanks, Elly. 52 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,393 Have a good one. 53 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,761 And tell Elfus I said hi for me. 54 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,696 - Oh, yes. 55 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,832 (Laughs) 56 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,305 - Mm-hmm. 57 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,278 (Dramatic music) 58 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,481 Man: JoyTech Brands has developed 59 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,950 an entirely new class of product. 60 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:09,521 This holiday season, JoyTech presents the Pencil Phone Z. 61 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,759 - It's a pencil and a phone. 62 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,795 - I was gonna write you a letter but I decided to call. 63 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,798 Man: Press the eraser to search on the internet. 64 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,501 - Pency, where's the closest petting zoo? 65 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,938 - Hey Pency, navigate to the nearest eye doctor please. 66 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,640 Man: Its nano magnetic graphite technology 67 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,275 keeps you in touch 68 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:33,745 while touching the hearts of people you love. 69 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,614 - Hey Pency, call Grandma. 70 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,848 - Hello, dearie. 71 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,550 - I miss you, Grandma. 72 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,454 - Come visit so you can have some of my bologna casserole. 73 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:46,692 Man: This year, we are introducing Pencil Phone Z Grande. 74 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,961 It's 36 times the size of Pencil Phone Z. 75 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,295 - Mommy. 76 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,531 I want one. 77 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,366 - Well, that sounds like a question 78 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,702 for Santa Claus. - Santa Claus. 79 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,372 (Phone ringing) 80 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,306 Man: More Pencil Phones! 81 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,241 - More Pencil Phones? 82 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,342 Got it. 83 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,676 We need another 3,000 Pencil Phones. 84 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,677 Hurry it up, elves. 85 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,886 - (Sighs) Florida here I come. 86 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,389 (Calm music) 87 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,553 (ominous music) 88 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:53,425 - JoyTech stock are predicted to plummet 28 % in December 89 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,861 if nothing is done. 90 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,297 - Our company can't do another year of this. 91 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:05,304 - (Sighs) The Pencil Phone is a hit. 92 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,907 Every man, woman, and child, 93 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,743 anyone who's breathing wants one. 94 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,447 Let me tell you all something. 95 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:18,083 If you expect holiday bonuses this season, 96 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:22,020 you will (smacks) fix this! 97 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,790 - Look, sales projections for the Pencil Phone 98 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,726 were cut in half by Santa and his elves. 99 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,795 Simply put, we just can't compete 100 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,431 with the North Pole or generosity. 101 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,765 - Generosity. 102 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,601 And just what exactly are you proposing? 103 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,737 That we just eliminate Santa Claus? 104 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,571 (Laughs) 105 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,939 Ridiculous. 106 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,575 - Actually, Mrs. Coalbottom, 107 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,812 that's exactly what I'm proposing. 108 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,781 (Snaps) Send him in. 109 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,055 I'd like to introduce you to the head 110 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,758 of our new waste management branch. 111 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,496 - Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 112 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,931 I look forward to, uh, 113 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,632 (Snickers) 114 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,601 cleaning some things up around here, huh? 115 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,703 (Laughs) 116 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:20,112 (dramatic music) 117 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,991 - I know, right? 118 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,960 Can you believe how much eggnog she had last night? 119 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,863 Georgie: Special delivery for Mrs. Claus. 120 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,067 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 121 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,870 Yeah, can you believe that? 122 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,906 She was like all up in Santa's sleigh. 123 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,109 - Can I help you? 124 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,513 (Georgie laughs) 125 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:57,182 (elf screams) 126 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,918 (dramatic music) 127 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,200 - Where's the big guy? 128 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,968 - Please, please. 129 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,703 (Laughs) 130 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,838 Please, please. 131 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,885 (Phone beeping) 132 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,559 - Come on, Sparkle, answer. 133 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,028 (Upbeat music) 134 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,638 - Two peppermint tinsel mojitos. 135 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,674 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 136 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,876 - You're very, very welcome. 137 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,715 - (Sighs) This is the life. 138 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,116 I don't think I'm ever going back. 139 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,685 Santa: Ho ho ho! 140 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,086 Ho ho ho! 141 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,020 Ho ho ho! 142 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,789 - Santa? 143 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,592 Ugh. He doesn't know the meaning of rest and relaxation. 144 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:16,261 - I think he needs a vacation. 145 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,096 Peppermint cheers! - Peppermint cheers! 146 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,765 (Laughs) 147 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,101 - Sparkle, we need you, come on. 148 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,137 (Menacing laughs) 149 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,976 - You're not as smart as you look, Santa. 150 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,212 Trace the number and take care of him. 151 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,981 - Will do, boss. 152 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:36,982 Come on, you. 153 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,924 (Elfette sighs) 154 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,993 - I need to visit you more often. 155 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,762 You get to see all these beautiful locations. 156 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,731 - Just tell Elven Resources you're interested 157 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,099 in traveling more. 158 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,303 - How is the vacation committee going? 159 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,306 - The elfcationing department. 160 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,142 Yeah, yeah, it is so good. 161 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,877 Really, really good. 162 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,547 - That sounds nice. 163 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,552 - So, anyway, it's like the busiest time up at the Pole. 164 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,654 How did you make this happen? 165 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,555 - Well. 166 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,892 (Upbeat music) 167 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,204 I used the same designs as last year. 168 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,940 Nobody even noticed. 169 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,178 (Phone ringing) 170 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,346 Sebastian? 171 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,048 Why is she calling me? 172 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,319 Season's greetings, this is Elfette. 173 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,219 - Elfette. 174 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,855 They've come for us. 175 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,692 The North Pole mafia is here. 176 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,894 They've taken Santa to New York. 177 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,029 You have to save Christmas! 178 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,130 Help us! 179 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,999 (Gasps) 180 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,336 - Holy glitter globes! - Holy glitter globes! 181 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,203 We gotta go. 182 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,013 - So what happened to the elves? 183 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,147 Who's gonna deliver the presents? 184 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,349 Where's Santa? 185 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,818 Oh, why, why me? 186 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,187 - It's all up to you, Elfette. 187 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,889 You're the only elf that can do this. 188 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,926 - Nobody even knows who I am. 189 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,761 I'm just a wrapping paper designer. 190 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,930 - Are you elfing serious? 191 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,932 Your father was a key proponent 192 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:37,135 in the ratification of the Mistletoe Clause. 193 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,638 It's in your bells. 194 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,643 Hold on. 195 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,045 I have something that might help. 196 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,720 Power born in purest snow, 197 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,089 the truest elf will only know. 198 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,992 Hold me close and I shall glow. 199 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,662 The sacred twinkle I will bestow. 200 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,866 - Hold me close and I shall glow? 201 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,102 (Sighs) 202 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,708 (gasps) 203 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,179 - I knew it. 204 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,883 I thought that might happen. 205 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:27,986 Go ahead. 206 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,695 Elfette: It's a belt. 207 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,463 - Not just any belt. 208 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,166 It was my mom's belt. 209 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:44,803 She was a descendant of the Grand Elf Guild. 210 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,839 - The GEG. 211 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,839 Thought that was just a myth. 212 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,842 - She was one of our best. 213 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,713 - I'm sorry. 214 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,316 - Look. 215 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,784 Powdered penguin. 216 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,187 That will reenergize your elfy twinkle. 217 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:06,424 A variety of glitter puffs for escaping danger. 218 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,460 - Is this silver halide tinsel? 219 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,961 - For stretching time. 220 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,463 (Laughs) 221 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:15,133 And candy cane currency that's accepted worldwide. 222 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,035 - I'm gonna try it on. 223 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,145 - Christmas is in your hands now, Elfette. 224 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,014 - Well, you're coming with me. 225 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,516 - I'm committed to this mission. 226 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,884 I wish I could. 227 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,486 - Oh, the vacation committee. 228 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,221 Of course. 229 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,090 Well, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. 230 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:43,495 Elves don't fly and I've never driven a car, I don't think. 231 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,463 (Upbeat music) 232 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,299 (engine revving) 233 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,236 (ornaments jingling) 234 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,209 (motorcycle crashing) 235 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,956 (camera clicking) 236 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,794 - This is gonna be the easiest gig of the year. 237 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,069 Elf stew. 238 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,276 What about an elf omelet? 239 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,177 Yes, yes. 240 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,012 Elf omelet. 241 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,584 There's just so many ways to cook an elf. 242 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,087 But I wonder which is the most delicious. 243 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,924 Phone: Boss is calling. 244 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,325 Boss is calling. 245 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,394 - Yeah, boss. 246 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,562 - What do you got for me? 247 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,930 - Listen to this. 248 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,332 Little Miss Sparkle has a friend. 249 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,136 Don't worry, I'm onto these two Christmas ornaments. 250 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,404 She might very well be the brains 251 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,239 of this entire operation. 252 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,007 - Yeah, that's right, that's where we traced the call. 253 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,142 All right, good. 254 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,344 Listen, I want no loose ends on this, 255 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,414 so you're gonna tie this situation up in nice little bow 256 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,949 and then you're gonna collect your reward. 257 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,750 Capiche? 258 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,550 - But boss, boss, boss. 259 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,252 Listen to this. 260 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:18,590 I take a little elf and I mix it with a garnish of nutmeg, 261 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,392 it brings out all the flavors in my dish. 262 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,128 That little elf is toast, literally. 263 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,230 - What? 264 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,164 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 265 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,132 Last year's Croaky Convention, 266 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,434 it gave me an entire new outlook. 267 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,602 It inspired me. 268 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,170 - Quit horsing around. 269 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,073 Just get a gun and shoot the thing! 270 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,608 - Barbaric. 271 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,910 You can't win Death of the Year at the Croaky Awards 272 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,311 if you use a gunshot. 273 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,312 - Whatever. 274 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,448 Would you just do your job? 275 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,218 (Phone beeps) 276 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,456 - He doesn't understand us. 277 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,357 It's okay. 278 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,394 We're gonna get those elves. 279 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,030 (Carrot crunching) 280 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,298 - Look, friend, minivan like that, 281 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,666 that's a chick magnet, I'm telling you. 282 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,534 And for you, I'll bring it down to 12, 283 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,603 but that's my final offer. 284 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,907 - Yo, first of all, that ain't no minivan. 285 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:12,610 Second of all, if I pick up my chick in that wimp? 286 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,445 Uh uh. 287 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,481 - Look, I know the ladies like it 288 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,516 because I done made it myself back a couple times. - Gross. 289 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,184 - I'll take it for 15. 290 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,986 - Whew, 15, shoot. 291 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:22,954 It's yours. 292 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,924 Look at that, friend, that's how you do business. 293 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,525 I got 15 big ones and you got nothing. 294 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,228 - No, you didn't check the bag. 295 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,197 - 15 candy canes? 296 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,032 Hey, wait! 297 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,133 Hey, hold on a sec! 298 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,268 (Laughs) 299 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,938 - He got played! 300 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:43,708 Okay. 301 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,280 (Upbeat music) 302 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,731 (calm music) 303 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,182 - This is all human food. 304 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,725 - All right, now what can I get you, ma'am? 305 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,793 Oh, look at you. 306 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,727 You're a real. 307 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,329 Would you mind if I? 308 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,232 My sister loves Christmas, she would never. 309 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,234 (Laughs) 310 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,471 I can't wait to show her that. 311 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,508 All right, sorry, now what can I get for you? 312 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,578 - Do you have anything with candy cane soy base? 313 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,615 - No, now you're not from around here, are you? 314 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,617 - Reindeer nuggets. 315 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,485 Gumdrop souffle. 316 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,820 - Now let me tell you what I got. 317 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,288 This is on the secret menu. 318 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,189 Pumpkin. 319 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,191 Peppermint. 320 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,427 Pancakes. 321 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,461 - I'll take that. 322 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,496 - Okay, you're gonna love it. 323 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,167 Now would you like the preserves on those? 324 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,201 - Yes. 325 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,803 - Yes, you do, trust me. 326 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,072 All right, coming right up. 327 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,342 (Phone chimes) 328 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,552 - How does she even know I'm here? 329 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,659 - I can never remember which one's poison 330 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,160 and which one's peppermint. 331 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,229 They both got Ps! 332 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,532 - Hey, you got them pancakes ready or what, man? 333 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,102 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming up. 334 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,340 Let's not forget the special sauce. 335 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,476 (Laughs) 336 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,890 - Okay, look what they got here. 337 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,725 Enjoy. 338 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,696 Think they mixed up a special batch just for you. 339 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,399 (Clattering) 340 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,580 (Elfette sighs) 341 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:20,525 - Got to save Santa. 342 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,662 (Yawns) 343 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,770 - Oh, stuffed, huh? 344 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,640 Can I get you anything else now? 345 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,208 Maybe some coffee. 346 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,609 Elfette: Coffee? 347 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,311 - The hot stuff that keeps you warm at night, 348 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,812 that warms your belly? 349 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,483 - I have powdered penguin for that. 350 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,817 - Oh. 351 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:47,518 Oh, okay. 352 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,759 (Whooshes) 353 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,660 Huh. 354 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,233 Powdered what? 355 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,668 - (Groans) That was definitely the peppermint. 356 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,637 - Do you even work here? 357 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,606 (Groans) 358 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,981 - Well, well, well. 359 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:21,686 We finally meet face to face with Santa Claus. 360 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,326 You know, you're a nice enough guy 361 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:32,997 but you're killing my business this time of year. 362 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,999 Know what this is? 363 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:39,770 This is a Pencil Phone. 364 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,741 It goes for $999 a pop. 365 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,746 And the kids are buying them up like candy. 366 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,685 What? 367 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,553 - Georgie? 368 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,388 That you? 369 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,393 (Laughs) You know, you was always such a cute kid. 370 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,695 So full of imagination and... 371 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,732 Hope. 372 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,802 (Laughs) 373 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,405 - You think you know me? 374 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,541 You have no idea the things I've done. 375 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,344 - Well, I know you're not gonna hurt my elves. 376 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,513 Okay, your beef is with me. 377 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,850 - Well, that depends on you, Santa. 378 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,720 See, right now you're eating up all of our profits, 379 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,890 giving these little babies away for free. 380 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,293 For free! 381 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,028 - For free. - Shut up, you! 382 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,763 - That was rude. 383 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,698 - Now here's what I need you to do. 384 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:44,935 I know you have a gift machine somewhere 385 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,738 pumping these little babies out. 386 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,809 - (Laughs) Do I? 387 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:56,547 - You're gonna tell me exactly where that machine is 388 00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:01,319 or all of your elves are gonna get a permanent... 389 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:02,820 Snow day. 390 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,990 - We're gonna have to put you on the naughty list 391 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,958 for this, Little Georgie. 392 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,962 - Nobody calls me Little Georgie! 393 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,531 (Laughs) 394 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,432 Shut up! 395 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,970 You got two seconds to start talking. 396 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,944 ¶ I'm wearing green, you wearing red ¶ 397 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,814 ¶ We ride all day on a sled 398 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,717 ¶ It's snowing outside, I'm loving my ride ¶ 399 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,454 ¶ We going to New York City 400 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:43,127 - Wow. 401 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,396 A gas station. 402 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,469 Oh. 403 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,779 (Clattering) 404 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,718 (gasps) 405 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,123 (grunts) 406 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,033 My car won't go anymore. 407 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,703 This isn't working. 408 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,580 - Never pumped gas before? 409 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,049 What are you, from Jersey? 410 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:39,750 - No. 411 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,154 - What mall are you from? 412 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,623 - The North Pole. 413 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,058 - Huh, yeah. 414 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,895 Aren't we all? 415 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,898 Stick it in the hole. 416 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,912 - It's working! 417 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:08,813 Yes. 418 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,816 - You know, if you're really serious 419 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,918 about this whole, uh, elf thing, 420 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,456 you should talk to my boss, Barty. 421 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:22,092 He's over at the old warehouse on 60th. 422 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,794 Works the night shift. 423 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:28,899 Tell him Blanche sent ya. 424 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,578 ¶ When I'm on the field, I do what I want ¶ 425 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,746 ¶ Tis the season to be jolly 426 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:45,049 ¶ Fa la la la la la la la la 427 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:48,752 - I'll show Santa I'm more than just a wrapping paper elf. 428 00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,788 (Phone ringing) 429 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:51,755 Hello. 430 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,124 - Hey, how's it going? 431 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,227 - So I think I have a lead. 432 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:58,562 - (Laughs) That's great. 433 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,731 What kind of lead? 434 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,234 - There was this girl who was dressed like an elf 435 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:04,568 but she was from the mall. 436 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,936 - Uh huh. 437 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:09,173 - Told me to go to this old warehouse at night 438 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,274 to see this guy. 439 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,610 - Elfette, really? 440 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,747 (Sighs) Please be careful out there. 441 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,782 Not everyone is made of sugar. 442 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:21,151 - Well, what are they made of? 443 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,587 - Coal. 444 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:26,123 (Elfette gasps) 445 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:36,000 (knuckles cracking) (dramatic music) 446 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,137 (beeping) 447 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,259 (Clack) 448 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:52,009 - You're a very special elf, Sparkle. 449 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,778 You aren't meant to be at the North Pole. 450 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,780 You'll protect us from other lands, 451 00:26:56,782 --> 00:27:00,317 something our family has done for centuries. 452 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,086 One day I'll be gone 453 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,221 and the responsibility will fall to you. 454 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:08,626 - But why can't I be just like you, on the front lines? 455 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:12,696 - Your destiny is to assist and protect our kind, my love. 456 00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:15,232 (Sparkle sighs) 457 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,014 (clears throat) 458 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:39,123 (rock music) 459 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,431 - All right. 460 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:52,236 Enjoy your present. 461 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:54,438 - I'll see at church. 462 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,073 - All right. 463 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,274 Hey, say hello to Jimmy for me. 464 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,175 - Yeah. 465 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,314 - Hey! 466 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,050 What are you doing? 467 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,419 Look, we are closed, missy. 468 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,020 - Hi. 469 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,789 I'm so sorry, I don't mean to be any trouble. 470 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,257 I'm looking for Barty? 471 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,958 - Who? 472 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,860 Barty, Barty. 473 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,996 Oh, you mean Bartholomule. 474 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,297 - I think so. 475 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,800 - Well, do you have an appointment? 476 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,068 - No. 477 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,136 I was actually sent here by Blanche. 478 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,005 She's an elf too. 479 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,142 It's really important and I haven't got a lot of time. 480 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,497 Please? 481 00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:37,814 - All right, fine, follow me. 482 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,016 - Thank you. 483 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:39,917 - Yeah. 484 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,121 Last time I'm doing this. 485 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:47,124 Need to build that northern border wall. 486 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:57,334 Watch your step there, twinkle toes. 487 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,478 So you're from the North Pole, huh? 488 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,946 - Canada. 489 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:09,847 Eh? 490 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,750 - Right. 491 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,927 - Do you come here often? 492 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:30,100 - Well, actually I was born right down there. 493 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,245 Well. 494 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,215 That's as far as I go. 495 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,520 Good luck. 496 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,054 - Thank you. 497 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,055 Merry Christmas. 498 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,257 Man: Yeah. 499 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:59,797 - (Mumbles) Now where did I put those blasted schematics? 500 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:05,903 Yes. 501 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,204 That's right. 502 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,941 I must have left them in the northeast wing. 503 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,310 Who goes there? 504 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,180 Good heavens! 505 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:25,155 (Sighs) I gave out bonuses last week. 506 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,394 - Well, sir. 507 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:31,295 - Sir? 508 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,565 (Sighs) 509 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:37,034 The name's Bartholomule. 510 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,302 Good to meet you, yes. 511 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,103 Now I'm rather busy 512 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:42,306 and I must get back to trying to find my mutton chops, okay? 513 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,077 Thank you. 514 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:48,044 - Well, my name is Elfette. 515 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,180 I'm the last elf of my kind. 516 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,182 - Your kind? 517 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,056 Oh. 518 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,191 Oh my knickers. 519 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,963 Is that a belt crafted by Grand Elf Guild? 520 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:06,864 - Yes. 521 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,367 I'm on a secret mission. 522 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,636 To save Santa. 523 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:15,005 - A secret mission to save Santa! 524 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,474 Well, why didn't you say so? 525 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,577 Listen, just wait right here. 526 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,045 Don't touch anything 527 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,513 and I'll be right back, yes? 528 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:24,214 Good. 529 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,592 (Ominous music) 530 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:36,526 (car beeps) 531 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,545 (gasping) 532 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,015 (glass shattering) 533 00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,650 Elfette, Elfette! 534 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:00,550 Elfette. 535 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,554 I present to you the most exquisite, 536 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,391 most magical artifact of Christmas. 537 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:20,537 - I've heard spiders are good luck. 538 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,372 - Oh, oh, sorry. 539 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,540 Wrong holiday. 540 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,642 That's the Spookometer. 541 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,710 My apologies. 542 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,946 I'll take that. 543 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,447 I'll be right back. 544 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:41,625 (Ominous music) 545 00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:00,277 (gentle music) 546 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:08,412 (Elfette screams) 547 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,814 Oh no, sorry about that. 548 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,150 Yes, this is an invention, 549 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:17,187 well, that helps me find my other inventions, yes? 550 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,390 - What is this? 551 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,395 - (Gasps) You found it! 552 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:29,099 All I found were, well, these garlic croutons. 553 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,503 All right, yes. 554 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,840 The Twinkameter. 555 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:41,511 It embodies the Christmas spirit and the sacred twinkle. 556 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,481 Built when Christmas was nearly destroyed 557 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:47,651 by the dark elves centuries ago. 558 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,087 The GEG was assembled and they used the power 559 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:52,722 to protect the holiday ever since. 560 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:57,160 But it only works when your heart is true 561 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:58,762 and your quest is noble. 562 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:12,442 - Hmm, looks like the little elf has a new toy. 563 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,515 - Bartholomule, how does it work? 564 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,485 - Oh, you'll figure it out. 565 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:24,855 Let the sacred twinkle guide you, Elfette. 566 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,300 (Ominous music) 567 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,611 (beeps) 568 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,690 - Cold. 569 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,459 - It's getting really chilly out here. 570 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,927 Yes. 571 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,362 - I really can't thank you enough. 572 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:08,632 - Oh, my pleasure, Elfette. 573 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:12,869 Oh, what are those little contraptions there on your back? 574 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,171 - Glitter puffs? 575 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:14,804 - Glitter puffs? 576 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,439 - Yeah. - Fun. 577 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,574 May I? 578 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,475 - Sure. 579 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,783 - Oh, good heavens. 580 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,221 (Bangs) 581 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,622 (laughs) 582 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,523 - Wow! 583 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,593 Bartholomule: Unbelievable! 584 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,962 - I've actually never used one of those before. 585 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,464 - I would not want to be on the receiving end of that mess. 586 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,365 - Oh, no! 587 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:45,969 (Laughs) 588 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,337 - (sighs) Incredible. 589 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,307 Well, better get going, Elfette. 590 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,275 Christmas is nigh. 591 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,577 - I'm off like Santa's sleigh. 592 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,778 - Splendid. 593 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:55,645 - Thank you. 594 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,817 - Oh, and Elfette? 595 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,786 If you see my brother on your travels, 596 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:05,755 let him know our tea time is well overdue, yes? 597 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,957 - Sure. 598 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:07,824 - Excellent. 599 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:18,735 Now where did I put those pesky mutton chops? 600 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,839 That's right, the northeast wing! 601 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,375 (Coughing) 602 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,448 (dramatic music) 603 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,849 - This all makes sense now. 604 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:33,850 JoyTech with-- 605 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:36,753 (radio crackling) 606 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,524 Go ahead. 607 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,026 Man: Does she have it? 608 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,695 - Yes, Elfette has the Twinkameter. 609 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,430 JoyTech is off her trail for now 610 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:51,268 but there's an assassin following her. 611 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:53,036 Man: How much time do we have? 612 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,804 - My eyes on the inside have gone dark. 613 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,741 There may be a double agent involved. 614 00:37:58,977 --> 00:37:59,909 Man: Follow Elfette. 615 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,412 Don't let her get too far. 616 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:04,447 - Copy that, green leader. 617 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,752 I'm about done with these reindeer games. 618 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:13,823 - (Laughs) Okay, listen, Santy Claus. 619 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,526 We can make this a lot easier. 620 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:18,828 JoyTech is prepared to offer you 621 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,731 a very, very nice retirement plan. 622 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:27,470 - Joy, love, giving. 623 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,608 You used to believe, don't you remember? 624 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:33,743 - Do you ever listen to yourself talk? 625 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,879 Do you expect me to believe the garbage 626 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,614 you're trying to sell me? 627 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:42,085 - I can still feel the twinkle within you, Georgie. 628 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,420 But it's dying. 629 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:52,762 (Georgie whistles) 630 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:56,933 - Go ahead. 631 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,669 Write down a number. 632 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,506 I'm a very reasonable man. 633 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,775 And my bosses are very generous. 634 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,644 What's it gonna cost us 635 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:11,514 to put all this free present nonsense behind us? 636 00:39:17,089 --> 00:39:19,789 (Santa laughs) 637 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,797 (Georgie laughs) 638 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,767 - I knew you'd come around. 639 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,135 You see, Roger? 640 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,637 Every man has their price. 641 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:36,740 (Laughs) 642 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:42,112 - Don't let the light inside you burn out forever, Georgie. 643 00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:43,713 There's still time. 644 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,851 - It's the present you never got me. 645 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:52,622 Wait, no. 646 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,990 No, what the hell? 647 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,726 Cut the crap, Santa! 648 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,397 Go get Mrs. Claus. 649 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,868 Don't give him the money! 650 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,842 (Laughs) 651 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,034 (phone ringing) 652 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,169 - Hello? 653 00:40:39,171 --> 00:40:40,670 - Elfette. 654 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,705 There's been a change of plans. 655 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,507 - Sebastian. 656 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:45,708 I thought you were dead. 657 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,677 - There's no time to explain. 658 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,780 Report back to the North Pole immediately. 659 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,551 - I'm so happy you're alive but I don't understand. 660 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,186 - I found a way out of this. 661 00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:57,487 - I can't. 662 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:58,922 I have to save Christmas. 663 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,857 I'm on my way to New York City. 664 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,827 - Elfette, we need you. 665 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,062 - I've... 666 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,832 I've gotta go. 667 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,548 ¶ Dashing through the snow 668 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,217 ¶ In a one horse open sleigh 669 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,620 ¶ O'er the fields we go 670 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,092 - This trip would be so much more fun 671 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,127 with somebody to sing with. 672 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,930 (Brakes squealing) 673 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:46,936 - Oh! 674 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,238 Hello, old girl. 675 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,172 Oh, an elf! 676 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:51,941 - Hello, sir. 677 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,243 Where are you headed? 678 00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:54,811 - Well, I was up in Yorkshire yesterday, 679 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,446 now that you mention it, 680 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,080 but I'm downright confounded how I ended up here. 681 00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,983 - Well, I'm headed to New York if you wanted to-- 682 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,251 - Yes, that'll do quite nicely. 683 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:02,285 - Oh, okay. 684 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:07,056 (Coughing) 685 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,225 - Excuse me, I believe I picked up a bug 686 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,927 up in Westminster Abbey. 687 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,129 - Oh, well, I might be able to help you with that. 688 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:13,963 - You don't say? 689 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:14,797 - Yeah. 690 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,633 So, car rules. 691 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,701 Absolutely no tickle juice. 692 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,671 And no putting your feet out the window after 6:00 p.m. 693 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:24,140 - Oh, I can't guarantee anything. 694 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,910 But I am fresh out of tickle juice. 695 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,311 - Well, that's good. 696 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,178 Okay, ready? 697 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,047 - Indeed. 698 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,158 - By the way, I'm Elfette. 699 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:44,160 - Duey. 700 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,194 A pleasure. 701 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,832 - So you said you were lost? 702 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:52,902 - Well, a true statesman is never lost. 703 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:56,673 He's precisely where he means to be. 704 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,207 - That sounds a lot like Gandalf. 705 00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:01,044 - Gandalf, no, never heard of him. 706 00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:04,013 (Boings) 707 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,985 - Wait a minute, that's literally Gandalf's pipe. 708 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,321 You've never seen "Lord of the Rings"? 709 00:43:11,323 --> 00:43:12,889 - "Lord of the Flies," yes, 710 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,191 directed by the great Peter Brook. 711 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:18,595 - Anyway, where did you say you were going? 712 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:19,963 - Oh, well, I'm headed up to Mummy's 713 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,865 for the Christmas holiday. 714 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,601 - Well, that's nice. 715 00:43:29,341 --> 00:43:31,274 - Oh! 716 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,043 Don't mind me, just putting a little bit of tea into my pipe 717 00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,745 for the flavor. 718 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:36,779 - Oh, okay. 719 00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:40,116 (Pipe tapping) 720 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,619 - Mind if I sip a little bit 721 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,788 of a Shirley MacLaine here while we drive? 722 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:48,992 - Hold on. 723 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:50,893 I have an idea. 724 00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:51,794 - Oh. 725 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,031 - You should try a little bit of this in there. 726 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,232 That'll make you feel better. 727 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:57,100 - Oh. 728 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,240 - Good, huh? 729 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,110 - Now what in Huckleberry Finn? 730 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:09,078 - Elves have used mistletoe for years 731 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,814 to maintain balance and healing. 732 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,652 But my cousin Winklette invented mistlefinger, 733 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:17,420 which is even more powerful than mistletoe, 734 00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:19,188 so you should feel better instantly. 735 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:20,223 - Whoa. 736 00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:22,291 (Laughs) 737 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:23,226 Hold on. 738 00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,927 - What? 739 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:27,196 - Elfette, I think I see, is that the North Pole? 740 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:28,398 Aurora borealis? 741 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,265 No, no, Antonio Banderas. 742 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,774 Wait, now there's a smudge on my glasses. 743 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:40,043 - Is there some, maybe it's expired? 744 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,679 "Not to be consumed by humans." 745 00:44:43,948 --> 00:44:45,348 - Not to be what now? 746 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:48,117 (Laughs) 747 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,453 Elfette, you do know your minerals, don't you? 748 00:44:50,455 --> 00:44:52,455 - So are you okay? 749 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,457 So you really took that like a snowman. 750 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,125 How are you feeling? 751 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,293 - Never better. 752 00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:59,328 Think I know how Cindy Lou Who felt. 753 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:00,396 (Elfette laughs) 754 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,297 Do you fancy a sip? 755 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:03,266 - I'd love one, thank you. 756 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,302 That is good, huh? 757 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:09,138 - Okay, Papa needs another taste here. 758 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,273 - (Laughs) Easy does it. 759 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,174 - Oh. 760 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:16,379 (Dramatic music) 761 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,838 (pops) 762 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,339 - Mistlefinger? 763 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:46,209 "Not to be consumed by humans." 764 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:49,212 (Scoffs) Whatever. 765 00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,149 Whew. 766 00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:55,251 (Laughs) 767 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:02,258 Elf on a Shelf, I'm coming to get ya! 768 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:06,195 Elf on a Shelf, I'm coming to get ya! 769 00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:09,499 (Upbeat Christmas music) 770 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:32,488 (calm music) 771 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,223 (sighs) 772 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,860 ¶ Georgie, the green nosed reindeer ¶ 773 00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:39,796 ¶ Reindeer 774 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:43,032 ¶ Had a big pile of cash 775 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,901 ¶ Quite a big pile 776 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:48,805 - (humming) Oh. 777 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,574 (Humming) Thank you. 778 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:56,345 I've been waiting for this. 779 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:59,115 (Dramatic music) 780 00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:03,920 (heels clicking) 781 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:13,930 (Georgie humming) 782 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,103 (Georgie sighs) 783 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,972 - I see you're enjoying your dinner. 784 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,441 So sorry to interrupt. 785 00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:28,144 - Mrs. Coalbottom. 786 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,213 I didn't know that you were coming into town. 787 00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:34,617 Can I offer you a glass of wine or something? 788 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:35,585 How's everything? 789 00:47:35,587 --> 00:47:37,119 - Let me get right to the point. 790 00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:39,288 We have a very large investment 791 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:42,291 in your little organization, Georgie. 792 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:45,595 And I don't take our investments lightly. 793 00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,463 - Oh, well, of course, of course. 794 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,465 You know, we're gonna handle everything the way it should-- 795 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,334 - I've heard whispers of an elf 796 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:53,603 that's managed to escape the North Pole. 797 00:47:53,605 --> 00:47:55,037 - Oh, don't worry. 798 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,306 She's no threat, all right? 799 00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,041 Get this. 800 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,044 She's a wrapping paper designer. 801 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,145 (Laughs) Can you imagine? 802 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:05,381 A wrapping paper designer. 803 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:12,255 - I don't care if she shovels dung from reindeers' stables. 804 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:17,260 If she's alive, she's a threat. 805 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:25,034 - Then, uh, she won't be for long. 806 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:29,005 - (Laughs) Good boy, Georgie. 807 00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:32,909 The sooner Santa and his elves are off the board, 808 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:37,513 the sooner we can all relish in the true joys of Christmas. 809 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:42,451 (Glasses clink) 810 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,520 Which reminds me. 811 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,390 I brought you a little toy. 812 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:52,028 Something to ensure that we all have a very silent night. 813 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,935 (Georgie laughs) 814 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,572 - Well now, how can I pass that up? 815 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:07,109 (Laughs) 816 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:16,585 (calm music) 817 00:49:19,991 --> 00:49:22,558 (phone dialing) 818 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,026 Duey: Yes, keep going, little further. 819 00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,695 All right, this is it. 820 00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:27,063 Elfette: Oh. 821 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,731 - Yes, old mummy dearest. 822 00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,269 I can't thank you enough, Elfette. 823 00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,037 - It was lovely riding with you, Duey. 824 00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:36,322 - Indeed. 825 00:49:36,323 --> 00:49:37,606 Are you sure you wouldn't like to come in? 826 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,408 Mother could make you a tea or a bed. 827 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,243 It is getting late. 828 00:49:41,245 --> 00:49:42,611 - I would love to. 829 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:47,116 But everybody's counting on me. 830 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:48,584 - I understand. (Phone ringing) 831 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:49,485 Oh. - Oh. 832 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,021 I should. 833 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,656 - Farewell. 834 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:54,557 - Night. 835 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,030 - Gonna get my sign here. 836 00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,164 New York, eh? 837 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:07,269 - Hello? 838 00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:08,738 - Oh, Elfette! 839 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,307 Thank the Christmas spirit you answered. 840 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,475 - Santa! 841 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:13,743 Are you okay? 842 00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:15,544 - Listen to me, Elfette, there's no time. 843 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,148 Was Sparkle able to lead you to the Twinkameter? 844 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,217 - Well, she knows that I have it now. 845 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,451 - Good, good. 846 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,253 Now you must place it atop the tree 847 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,122 where elf magic lives free 848 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:28,157 by midnight on Christmas Eve, 849 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:31,127 or all that twinkles will cease to be. 850 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,062 - By midnight on Christmas Eve. 851 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,730 I think I understand. 852 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:35,664 I'll do it. 853 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,768 But wait, Santa? 854 00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:42,338 I left the North Pole this Christmas 855 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:45,674 because I didn't think I mattered. 856 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:49,512 I was second guessing even being an elf anymore. 857 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,447 - Oh, Elfette. 858 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:54,650 Whether big or small or elfy or not at all, 859 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,152 there's a twinkle inside you 860 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:59,321 upon which you can always call. 861 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,791 - The sacred twinkle? 862 00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:03,426 - It's in all of us. 863 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,161 I believe in you, Elfette. 864 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:05,795 Elfette! 865 00:51:05,797 --> 00:51:06,729 (Georgie laughs) 866 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:07,763 - Santa? 867 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,165 Hello? 868 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,499 - I know who you are, elf, 869 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,201 and your gig is up. 870 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:16,639 Your undercover operation to save Christmas is kaput. 871 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:18,607 - Undercover? 872 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,776 - I don't care how much twinkle you have left 873 00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:23,546 up in your stockings. 874 00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:28,417 Your plans to save Christmas (laughs) are over. 875 00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:36,392 (Laughs) 876 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,197 - Don't worry, Santa. 877 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,765 I won't let you down. 878 00:51:46,838 --> 00:51:49,105 (Knocking) 879 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:55,711 Hi. 880 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:56,579 - Oh. 881 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,514 My. 882 00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:01,283 Oh, Duey? 883 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:05,554 I believe your little elf friend is here. 884 00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:10,826 - Elfette! 885 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:12,695 (Laughs) Oh. 886 00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:15,264 - I think I might take you up on that room if it-- 887 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,633 - Splendid, yes, I'll have Mother prepare it immediately. 888 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,534 Mother! 889 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:22,605 - I'm right here, dear. 890 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:23,739 - Oh. 891 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,474 How'd you get there? 892 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,877 Well, come on in. 893 00:52:27,879 --> 00:52:29,478 - Come, darling. 894 00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:35,651 (Calm music) 895 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,189 - Good news, Elfette. 896 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:43,159 Your room is nearly ready! 897 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:47,897 And you have the comfiest, fluffiest pillows in the house. 898 00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:49,899 Elfette, is everything all right? 899 00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:51,300 - Yes. 900 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:51,934 Of course, thank you. 901 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,169 - Splendid. 902 00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:54,770 Well, I'll be off then. 903 00:52:59,243 --> 00:52:59,909 - Duey? 904 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,445 Can I ask you something? 905 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:04,947 - Sure, yes. 906 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,916 Just don't ask me to recite the 12 days of Christmas. 907 00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:08,551 (Laughs) 908 00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:09,785 I can never remember what happens 909 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,320 after the turtle doves and the geese are laying 910 00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:14,757 and then who's paying, you know? 911 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:18,294 - So I just got off the phone with Santa. 912 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,930 - Wait, the Santa? 913 00:53:20,932 --> 00:53:21,797 You know him? 914 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,666 - He's my boss. 915 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,267 Santa got kidnapped by the mafia 916 00:53:25,269 --> 00:53:26,302 (Duey gasps) 917 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,836 and I have to save him. 918 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:31,273 I'm supposed to place the Twinkameter atop a tree 919 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:34,376 where he says all elf magic lives free. 920 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:40,983 - The Twinkameter. 921 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:46,322 This does look awfully familiar, Elfette. 922 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:47,223 Yes. 923 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,828 Perhaps he's talking about the Pebblefellow Tree. 924 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,496 - You've been there before? 925 00:53:54,498 --> 00:53:56,232 - Yes, I used to bird watch down on 57th Street 926 00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,499 and I would get corn dogs-- 927 00:53:57,501 --> 00:53:59,935 - Stop it, Duey, with the exaggerations. 928 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,804 Help a little elf out. 929 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:03,772 - Yes, yes, Mother. 930 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,341 - Your room is ready. 931 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:05,975 - Thank you. 932 00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:07,509 - Dear Elfette. 933 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,482 - Now you can't miss it. 934 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,851 It's right near Central Park and the Big Apple. 935 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:20,522 - (Gasps) Well, I do prefer sugar plums 936 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:22,558 but I can start at the apple. 937 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,525 - Elfette. 938 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:24,994 Go straight into Manhattan. 939 00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,862 Take the PATH train, don't talk to any strangers. 940 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,364 Look for Jimmy, he's got the hot dog stand. 941 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:30,866 Say "I need the big dog, Jimmy." 942 00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:31,767 It's not on the menu. 943 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:32,868 Got it? 944 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:33,769 Okay. 945 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:39,541 (Sighs) Well, good night, my new friend. 946 00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:40,743 - Good night. 947 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:43,846 - Duey. 948 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,914 Don't forget your retainer. 949 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,617 Put it in. 950 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:58,060 (Retainer clicking) 951 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,635 That's a good boy. 952 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,307 (Sighs) 953 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,966 (Elfette laughs) 954 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:58,821 (present rustling) 955 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:02,358 - Duey. 956 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,125 How do you know Bartholomule? 957 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,127 - Bartholomule? 958 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:06,028 Oh, yes, yes. 959 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:10,065 I do believe he was my mother's first son. 960 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,100 Uh huh. 961 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:12,568 - Your brother? 962 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:14,002 - Yeah. 963 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,671 A fine pair of mutton chops on that fellow too. 964 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,973 - I'm supposed to remind you. 965 00:56:19,110 --> 00:56:20,008 Tea time! 966 00:56:21,112 --> 00:56:22,678 - (Gasps) Yes. 967 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,197 My brother, that makes a lot of sense. 968 00:56:25,198 --> 00:56:27,715 That's why the Twinkameter looked so familiar. 969 00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:32,054 - (Laughs) He was a lot of help. 970 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,655 Both you guys. 971 00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:37,393 You're like... family. 972 00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:39,795 - Oh, Elfette. 973 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,899 This may be the best Christmas ever. 974 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,837 (Grunts) 975 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,738 - Good night! 976 00:57:10,161 --> 00:57:12,861 (Upbeat music) 977 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:27,910 Duey? 978 00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:34,716 Duey: Dearest Elfette. 979 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:36,218 Twas a pleasure to meet you. 980 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,920 I've never met an elf 981 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,923 but, well, you're pretty good drivers. 982 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,058 I wish I had something to repay you for the ride. 983 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,694 So I've left you this little trinket of mine. 984 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,896 It served me well through all of my travels 985 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:50,232 and, well, maybe it could help you on your mission. 986 00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:51,867 Bring Santa home safely. 987 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,969 Your friend, Duey. 988 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,706 PS, I'm not sure what was in that mistlefinger tea 989 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,575 but I think I liked it. 990 00:57:59,577 --> 00:58:02,077 (Upbeat music) 991 00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:26,929 - My first holiday mixer. 992 00:59:26,931 --> 00:59:27,996 In New York! 993 00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:33,035 (Calm music) 994 00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:40,142 (gasps) Cookies! 995 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,980 Oh, I like this place already. 996 00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:51,219 I wonder where everybody else is. 997 00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,028 (Humming) 998 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:03,231 - Boss, the elf lady's here! 999 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:05,801 - Your boss is here? 1000 01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:06,635 - Uh huh. 1001 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:07,869 - That's nice. 1002 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:10,339 More cookies! 1003 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:12,608 - Hello. 1004 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,843 Welcome. 1005 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:17,312 I'm glad my invitation found you. 1006 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,914 - Me too. 1007 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:21,950 When do your other VIP guests arrive? 1008 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,152 - Well, I was hoping for more of an intimate meeting. 1009 01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,089 You know, get right down to business. 1010 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:29,791 - Wait. 1011 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,260 I know who you are. 1012 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:34,863 You kidnapped Santa. 1013 01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:37,733 - No, wait, now this is a truce. 1014 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,735 Not here to hurt you. 1015 01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:42,938 But I am here to offer you an opportunity. 1016 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:46,908 Now you've been a wrapping paper elf for what? 1017 01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:47,809 12 years? 1018 01:00:49,213 --> 01:00:50,746 - Yes. 1019 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:52,914 - You're not advancing, are you? 1020 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,249 You're not getting the respect 1021 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:56,952 or recognition that you deserve. 1022 01:00:58,088 --> 01:01:01,757 Our company needs someone like you. 1023 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:03,291 With your skill set. 1024 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,229 - I'm not interested. 1025 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,430 - That's fine, we're just talking. 1026 01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,398 Have a seat. 1027 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,867 Please, I insist. 1028 01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:14,936 Come on, it's fine. 1029 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:15,837 - Okay. 1030 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:20,776 - Now imagine this. 1031 01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:25,347 Head designer for the world's biggest toy corporation. 1032 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,986 With you as the face of all toy design. 1033 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:32,320 Worldwide. 1034 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:37,392 You'd get that respect and the recognition that you deserve. 1035 01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:38,293 (Smack) 1036 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:40,929 Think about it. 1037 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,932 Does Santa even appreciate you? 1038 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,167 Huh? 1039 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:47,302 Come work with us. 1040 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,171 Be happy for a change. 1041 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,711 - Chief designer of the whole world? 1042 01:01:56,447 --> 01:01:58,046 - Yeah, sure. 1043 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,449 If that's the title you want, yeah. 1044 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,851 But there's something you should know, 1045 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:05,854 I really didn't want to be the one to tell you. 1046 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:08,323 It's about your friend, Stardust. 1047 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:09,991 - Sparkle. 1048 01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:13,161 - Yes, Sprinkles, that's what I said. 1049 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,031 She's not who you think she is. 1050 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,833 - What do you mean? 1051 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:19,034 - Isn't it a little weird 1052 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,470 that she's the only elf in Florida? 1053 01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:24,372 (Tongue clicking) 1054 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:28,176 I wish I knew secret agents. 1055 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:33,181 - You're lying! 1056 01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:34,850 - I wish I was. 1057 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,184 - You're lying. 1058 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:43,525 - You can take the job and do something great. 1059 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,861 Or you can leave... 1060 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,965 And you lose everything. 1061 01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:59,908 (Snaps) 1062 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:06,381 Negotiations don't go as planned, ice her. 1063 01:03:07,885 --> 01:03:11,019 - But I told you about my fine elf recipe. 1064 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:12,888 So delicious, so nutritious. 1065 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,489 - Just do it! 1066 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,124 - So scrumptious. 1067 01:03:17,528 --> 01:03:19,895 (Groans) 1068 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,366 - I'm surrounded by morons. 1069 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:28,270 Hey. 1070 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,240 That's a good cookie. 1071 01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:35,110 (Elfette crying) 1072 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,918 - Sparkle wouldn't lie to me. 1073 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,286 It's not possible. 1074 01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:49,291 Come on. 1075 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,595 (Gasps) Sebastian! 1076 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,564 Are you here to save Christmas too? 1077 01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:58,466 - Elfette, Christmas is in the hands of the mafia now. 1078 01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,268 The North Pole has been destroyed. 1079 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,103 I barely escaped. 1080 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,839 - But you're chief of security. 1081 01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:05,407 You're the most qualified elf to help me. 1082 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,975 We can save Christmas together. 1083 01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:09,311 - You don't know what I've seen. 1084 01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:12,113 I gotta get out of here before someone sees us. 1085 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:15,117 Good luck. 1086 01:04:15,118 --> 01:04:16,251 You're braver than me, Elfette. 1087 01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:19,020 (Dramatic music) 1088 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:48,083 - Wow. 1089 01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:49,351 It's huge! 1090 01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:50,552 This must be it. 1091 01:04:58,495 --> 01:04:59,494 (Grunts) 1092 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,395 Come on! 1093 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,164 Hello? 1094 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,666 Stupid thing. 1095 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:05,567 Activate. 1096 01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:08,370 Go, go, Twinkameter. 1097 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:11,406 Magic. 1098 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:14,109 Nothing. 1099 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,511 Man! 1100 01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:18,580 (Sighs) 1101 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,487 Why isn't it working? 1102 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:28,323 - Hey, you can't be here. 1103 01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:31,359 Can't you read the sign? 1104 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,060 So go. 1105 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:34,262 (Shouting) 1106 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:43,672 (thunder crashing) (gentle music) 1107 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:02,090 (dramatic music) 1108 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,381 - That was a pretty good offer Georgie made you. 1109 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:28,750 Better than what's gonna happen now. 1110 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,118 Little elf. 1111 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,754 - Are you making more mojitos? 1112 01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:35,256 - Let me properly introduce myself. 1113 01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:38,093 My name is Ernest Killingsworth III, 1114 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:40,195 award-winning bad guy. 1115 01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:43,264 And three time Croaky winner. 1116 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:44,766 - Why are you following me? 1117 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:47,435 - First of all, I would like to thank Sebastian 1118 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,437 for your assistance. 1119 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,306 - Sebastian, how could you? 1120 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,108 You're hired to protect us! 1121 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:54,776 - It's over, Elfette! 1122 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:58,146 The corporations control Christmas now. 1123 01:06:58,148 --> 01:07:01,416 He gave me a good job, great pay. 1124 01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:03,752 It's the way things are now. 1125 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:05,787 The old elf ways are obsolete. 1126 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:07,288 - Now with this blender, 1127 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:10,625 my 21st Croaky nomination is imminent. 1128 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,395 - So you're like the Meryl Streep of killing. 1129 01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:17,032 - If she doesn't cooperate, get rid of her. 1130 01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,775 - Come on! 1131 01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:28,443 Do something! 1132 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,178 - You think this little twinkle stuff 1133 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,814 is gonna save the elves? 1134 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:34,582 (Laughs) You're all gonna die now. 1135 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,184 - Die? 1136 01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,786 - Let's go, little elf. 1137 01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:40,622 (Elfette crying) 1138 01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:48,530 (dramatic music) 1139 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,733 (Elfette gasps) 1140 01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:52,634 - Hello? 1141 01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:54,702 Where am I? 1142 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:06,815 Santa? 1143 01:08:06,817 --> 01:08:08,249 Are you here too? 1144 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,468 (Clatters) 1145 01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,752 (gasps) 1146 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:54,395 - (laughs) I see you found my cookbook. 1147 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,733 - What are you gonna do to me? 1148 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,368 - You mean you, 1149 01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:03,571 two vine-ripened tomatoes, a pack of gum, 1150 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:07,609 a liter of orange soda, my favorite blender? 1151 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:12,180 (Laughs) Oh, wouldn't you like to know. 1152 01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:13,648 Oh, oh, oh. 1153 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:18,253 And I guess you won't be needing this anymore. 1154 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:22,290 The elf magic in this ancient junk is now defunct. 1155 01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:28,730 (Laughs) 1156 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,365 - No! 1157 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:31,299 No! 1158 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,835 (Ernest laughs) 1159 01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:39,641 (Elfette crying) 1160 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:47,615 - And now, how about we take a look 1161 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:52,287 at those little elf feet so he can gum them up? 1162 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:53,188 - He? 1163 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:59,594 - (Laughs) First, he's gonna gum up your toes 1164 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,664 so you can't run away. 1165 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:08,636 Then he's gonna add a dollop of that orange soda 1166 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,774 for fruity stamina. 1167 01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,876 (Laughs) 1168 01:10:19,749 --> 01:10:21,783 Organic all-purpose flour. 1169 01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:25,853 Two tomatoes. 1170 01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:30,792 Candy cane for that fresh breath. 1171 01:10:32,495 --> 01:10:35,830 One scoop of whey protein for extra strength. 1172 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:41,669 And oh yes, Mom always said never forget 1173 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,005 the low carb, fat free butter. 1174 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:47,909 Little cucumber in there, 1175 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:52,247 but I like to add a little bit of my taste as well. 1176 01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,381 I put a little bit of mint. 1177 01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:54,249 - Yes! 1178 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:57,018 - Mistlefinger? 1179 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:58,686 - Yeah. 1180 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,855 - And just half a cup of cottage cheese. 1181 01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:02,991 (Clatters) 1182 01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:08,630 (dramatic music) 1183 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,298 Is that what I think it is? 1184 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,334 The sacred elf ingredient? 1185 01:11:13,336 --> 01:11:15,703 Oh, he's been looking for this one. 1186 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,372 - Mistlefinger. 1187 01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:19,707 It's not really meant for humans. 1188 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,510 And it's actually supposed to be a tea to heal. 1189 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:23,678 - Ha! 1190 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,913 You think he's falling for your tricks? 1191 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,882 He knows how sneaky you elves can be. 1192 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:28,783 - Okay. 1193 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:32,720 - Whew! 1194 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,291 (Laughs) 1195 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,765 I see a rainbow. 1196 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,936 I see a golden igloo. 1197 01:11:50,874 --> 01:11:52,774 (Laughs) 1198 01:11:55,612 --> 01:11:57,812 (humming) 1199 01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,457 - Have some coal. 1200 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:14,629 That's all you deserve this year. 1201 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:15,930 Okay. 1202 01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:16,831 Let's go. 1203 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:22,670 (Ernest humming) 1204 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:26,941 - What? 1205 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,576 Oh, you think we should check on the package. 1206 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:30,611 Excellent idea, Mr. Duckie. 1207 01:12:30,613 --> 01:12:32,847 (Humming) 1208 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,455 Phone: Boss is calling, boss is calling. 1209 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,389 - Boss. 1210 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:42,990 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1211 01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,492 Package in transit? 1212 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,960 - Package? 1213 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:48,463 I didn't order any package. 1214 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:49,764 - Your elaborate plan. 1215 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:50,998 It worked, right? 1216 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,370 - Uh, well, the other elf showed up 1217 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:58,973 and stuffed coal in my mouth. 1218 01:12:58,975 --> 01:12:59,874 - Sparkle. 1219 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,510 I thought she was still in Florida. 1220 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,078 - Boss, I'm so close. 1221 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,113 I know I can get her. 1222 01:13:05,115 --> 01:13:06,948 The elf macaroons. 1223 01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,116 - No! 1224 01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:09,751 No, no, no, no, no. 1225 01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:10,618 You're fired. 1226 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,153 I'll handle this myself. 1227 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:14,722 (Phone beeps) 1228 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,394 - What am I gonna tell Mama? 1229 01:13:22,165 --> 01:13:24,399 - Sparkle! 1230 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:29,137 (Water bubbles) 1231 01:13:32,142 --> 01:13:33,007 - What the? 1232 01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,675 How did you get here? 1233 01:13:34,677 --> 01:13:35,877 - You mean thanks for saving me? 1234 01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:38,479 - I mean, you lied to me. 1235 01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:40,014 - I had to, Elfette. 1236 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:41,983 - You had to or you don't trust me? 1237 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,017 - What? 1238 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,552 Of course I trust you. 1239 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:45,853 I only want you to succeed. 1240 01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:47,522 - I will succeed. 1241 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,956 Because nobody believes in me. 1242 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,459 - Elfette, don't be so naive. 1243 01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:53,060 This mission is dangerous. 1244 01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:54,562 People lie. 1245 01:13:54,564 --> 01:13:56,531 The world isn't as safe as the North Pole. 1246 01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,166 - I guess you'd know. 1247 01:13:58,168 --> 01:13:59,467 Special agent. 1248 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:04,172 - Elfette, where's the Twinkameter? 1249 01:14:04,174 --> 01:14:05,940 - I lost it, okay? 1250 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,075 Are you happy? 1251 01:14:09,846 --> 01:14:11,612 - Elfette, come back! 1252 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:13,915 Elfette! 1253 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,618 (Sighs) 1254 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:21,489 (gentle music) 1255 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:46,814 (Elfette crying) 1256 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,253 - May I join you? 1257 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:54,922 - Yeah. 1258 01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:55,957 Sure, why not? 1259 01:15:01,764 --> 01:15:04,599 - You know, I've been around a bit 1260 01:15:04,601 --> 01:15:06,901 and I can tell that look. 1261 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:08,970 - Well, I ruined Christmas. 1262 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,973 Is it the I ruined Christmas look? 1263 01:15:11,975 --> 01:15:14,809 (Laughs) 1264 01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:16,944 Should have stayed in Florida. 1265 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:20,248 At least then the Twinkameter wouldn't be lost. 1266 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,566 Stupid. 1267 01:15:21,567 --> 01:15:22,883 - You know, I had a little boy once 1268 01:15:22,886 --> 01:15:25,520 and I ruined Christmas for him. 1269 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:29,023 Things will never be the same. 1270 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:32,560 - You ruined Christmas too, huh? 1271 01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:37,298 - You know, you don't always know why you do things 1272 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,735 but if you let your spirit guide you, 1273 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:42,537 you'll make it right. 1274 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:47,909 - That's what Sparkle told me. 1275 01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,310 - Sparkle? 1276 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:51,279 - Look where that got me. 1277 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:57,151 - I think I have something that might help. 1278 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:58,719 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1279 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:08,062 Now my little boy really needs that. 1280 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:11,265 Let's not forget what Christmas is all about. 1281 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:15,570 It's not how popular you are or how flashy you are. 1282 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:22,076 You can find the Christmas spirit where you least expect it. 1283 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:29,150 Goodbye, little elf! 1284 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:30,051 - Goodbye. 1285 01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:33,220 Man: Merry Christmas! 1286 01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:36,357 - Merry Christmas. 1287 01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:47,201 (Dramatic music) 1288 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:49,203 - My peppermint gumdrop, what have they done to you? 1289 01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:50,671 - It's okay, sweetie. 1290 01:16:50,673 --> 01:16:52,173 Elfette knows what to do. 1291 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,708 - Oh. 1292 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,076 Gumdrop. 1293 01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:56,744 - Enough with the blah blah blah. 1294 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,980 Listen, Santa, this is what's gonna happen. 1295 01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:02,083 You're gonna tell us all of your secrets 1296 01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:06,754 or your precious elves and your bride will be eliminated. 1297 01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:09,357 And for what? 1298 01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:10,658 A few free gifts? 1299 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,059 Come on, Santa. 1300 01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:14,929 Let's be reasonable here, huh? 1301 01:17:14,931 --> 01:17:16,397 - We'll never help you. 1302 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:19,133 - Well, then your elves are gonna die. 1303 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:24,005 Midnight Christmas Eve, when the freeze is permanent. 1304 01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,274 - You can't kill Christmas, Little Georgie. 1305 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:32,146 - (Laughs) Oh, Santa, I can. 1306 01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:34,782 And I will kill Christmas. 1307 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,283 - But Christmas is inside you, 1308 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:38,185 like the beating of your heart, 1309 01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:39,754 like the brain that makes you smart. 1310 01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:40,788 - Enough! 1311 01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:42,390 Enough with the rhymes! 1312 01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:44,759 Roger. 1313 01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:47,962 Go put her on ice. 1314 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,265 - Come on, nice lady, time to get frozen. 1315 01:17:51,267 --> 01:17:53,367 - No, take me, not her. 1316 01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,669 She didn't do anything. 1317 01:17:54,671 --> 01:17:56,704 - Now you wanna talk, huh? 1318 01:17:57,407 --> 01:17:59,306 - No! 1319 01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:02,677 Mrs. Claus: Santa, baby, you have to save Christmas! 1320 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:03,411 - Don't do this. 1321 01:18:03,413 --> 01:18:04,979 Don't do this. 1322 01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:07,982 (Mrs. Claus screaming) 1323 01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:12,753 - (laughs) That sounds like someone's getting cold feet. 1324 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:15,923 Oh, you're gonna love this, Santa, look at this. 1325 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:18,125 JoyTech stocks have doubled. 1326 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,396 (Laughs) Oh, this is going 1327 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:26,434 to be such a very merry Christmas. 1328 01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:30,838 Oh, wait, I'm sorry, Santa. 1329 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,440 Would you like an eggnog? 1330 01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:35,242 A little eggnog? 1331 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:36,410 No? 1332 01:18:36,412 --> 01:18:37,111 Okay then. 1333 01:18:38,981 --> 01:18:41,215 (Humming) 1334 01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:57,064 (calm music) 1335 01:19:13,483 --> 01:19:14,515 - Elfette, Elfette. 1336 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:16,016 So glad I found you here. 1337 01:19:16,018 --> 01:19:17,818 - Duey, what are you doing here? 1338 01:19:17,820 --> 01:19:19,186 - I was talking with Mother 1339 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:21,088 and realized that the Pebblefellow Tree 1340 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,357 is a daft representation of elf magic. 1341 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,325 - I went there. 1342 01:19:24,327 --> 01:19:25,326 The magic didn't work. 1343 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:26,527 - No. 1344 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:29,396 The real elf tree is in this park here. 1345 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,365 - Really? 1346 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:32,633 - Yes. 1347 01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:33,900 But you're looking in the wrong direction. 1348 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:34,835 It's back that way, old girl. 1349 01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:35,936 - Okay. 1350 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,204 - Now I've gotta get going. 1351 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,539 I've got a tea time with Bartholomule. 1352 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,774 Yes, Bartholomule? 1353 01:19:39,776 --> 01:19:40,808 Yes, I'm almost there. 1354 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:42,176 - Tell him I said hi. 1355 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,779 - Yes, Elfette says, he says hello. 1356 01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:45,546 Elfette: Okay. 1357 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,081 - Oh, yes, I'll bring the honey. 1358 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:49,000 Okay. 1359 01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:50,918 Now you get going, you're running out of time, yes. - Oh yes. 1360 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:51,852 Bye! 1361 01:19:53,923 --> 01:19:56,423 (Gentle music) 1362 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,437 ¶ We were two young elves that were ¶ 1363 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:15,442 ¶ looking for a little sun 1364 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:20,314 ¶ When we heard the news the North Pole was overrun ¶ 1365 01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:27,454 ¶ And with Santa gone, the whole world come undone ¶ 1366 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:35,162 ¶ So I'm going off to find him if I have to go alone ¶ 1367 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:41,302 ¶ Because he's coming home 1368 01:20:44,106 --> 01:20:46,440 ¶ Yeah, he's coming home 1369 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:51,312 ¶ Santa Claus is coming home 1370 01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:54,014 ¶ Santa's coming home 1371 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:58,853 ¶ Save our Santa from them all 1372 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,121 ¶ Yeah, he's coming home 1373 01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:06,193 ¶ SOS, is he coming home 1374 01:21:06,929 --> 01:21:08,562 ¶ Santa's coming home 1375 01:21:08,564 --> 01:21:12,132 ¶ Save our Santa from them all 1376 01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:17,204 ¶ Santa Claus is coming home 1377 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:20,941 ¶ Yeah, he's coming home 1378 01:21:20,943 --> 01:21:24,879 ¶ He's coming home 1379 01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:28,349 ¶ Yeah, he's coming home 1380 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:33,220 ¶ He's coming home 1381 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:42,296 ¶ He's coming home 1382 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:48,302 - Whether you're big, small, elfy or not at all, 1383 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:50,204 there's a sacred twinkle inside you 1384 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,339 upon which you can always call. 1385 01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:55,542 Well, if this is the tree, makes sense. 1386 01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:58,545 It's not flashy, it's simple. 1387 01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,346 And perfect. 1388 01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:05,386 Sorry I let you down, Santa. 1389 01:22:06,555 --> 01:22:08,055 Sorry, Christmas. 1390 01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:10,057 I should've-- 1391 01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:11,258 Sparkle: Hey. 1392 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,330 - I thought you left. 1393 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,933 (Bell tolling) 1394 01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:28,442 Christmas Eve is over. 1395 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:30,144 I failed. 1396 01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:33,948 Santa's probably, the elves. 1397 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,015 I lost the Twinkameter. 1398 01:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,717 I let everybody down. 1399 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:38,519 Christmas is ruined. 1400 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:42,089 - The Twinkameter was just to help you find yourself. 1401 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,525 The sacred twinkle is inside you. 1402 01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:50,030 And the Grand Elf Guild may have thought 1403 01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:51,598 of something to help. 1404 01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,569 - Silver halide tinsel! 1405 01:22:59,075 --> 01:23:02,476 - You need a ticking clock to make it work. 1406 01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,446 - I have something. 1407 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:10,584 (Laughs) 1408 01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:16,457 (tinkling) 1409 01:23:19,595 --> 01:23:22,329 (clock ticking) 1410 01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:30,437 (laughs) 1411 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,606 Christmas magic. 1412 01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:36,243 I realize now you were only trying to protect me. 1413 01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:38,278 I'm sorry I didn't see that before. 1414 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,147 What do we do now? 1415 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:42,583 - You've already done it. 1416 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:43,484 It's you. 1417 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:48,455 Power born in purest snow. 1418 01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:50,791 Elfette And Sparkle: The truest elf will only know. 1419 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,794 Hold me close and I shall glow. 1420 01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:56,430 The sacred twinkle I will bestow. 1421 01:24:05,775 --> 01:24:08,175 (Triumphant music) 1422 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:11,045 (Elfette laughs) 1423 01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:52,086 (laughing) 1424 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:57,858 - We did it! 1425 01:24:59,161 --> 01:25:00,594 What about Santa? 1426 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:05,299 - I might have a little elf magic left over. 1427 01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:08,602 Hold my hand. 1428 01:25:10,706 --> 01:25:13,307 (Elfette squeals) 1429 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:16,210 (Georgie humming) 1430 01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:22,583 - (laughs) Did you take care of old Misty Claus? 1431 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:24,184 - Indeed, boss. 1432 01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:25,686 I annihilated her 1433 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:28,689 with the hypersonic carbonite freeze chamber as requested. 1434 01:25:28,691 --> 01:25:30,724 - Excellent work, Dr. Rogers. 1435 01:25:30,726 --> 01:25:34,261 Do you know that you are the smartest goon I know? 1436 01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:37,898 - (Mumbles) You two giant turkeys were made for each other. 1437 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,868 I'm taking back Christmas, suckers! 1438 01:25:40,870 --> 01:25:43,470 (Gun fires) 1439 01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:48,242 (gasps) 1440 01:25:53,415 --> 01:25:55,582 - You take care of old Misty Claus? 1441 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:56,850 She's frozen, right? 1442 01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,851 - Uh huh. 1443 01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,186 Like a popsicle. 1444 01:26:00,456 --> 01:26:03,157 - And now it's your turn, Santa. 1445 01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:06,193 In just a few minutes, our toy stores will be booming again. 1446 01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:08,328 (Laughs) 1447 01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:15,602 Hey, did you not hear me? 1448 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:17,504 We're gonna shoot you. 1449 01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:21,942 - I can feel a tremor in the twinkle. 1450 01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:24,478 Elfette is going to fulfill her destiny. 1451 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:28,815 - (Laughs) You're as naive as your little elves. 1452 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:32,686 And I don't care how much your little elf butt twinkles. 1453 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,623 You know what this is? 1454 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:40,794 This is a remote detonator 1455 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,629 and up there is a missile, 1456 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:45,866 headed straight for your North Pole. 1457 01:26:46,769 --> 01:26:47,668 Yeah. 1458 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:52,306 Computer: Weapons activated. 1459 01:26:52,308 --> 01:26:56,443 - (Laughs) Backup plans are a bitch, aren't they? 1460 01:26:56,445 --> 01:26:59,246 - It's not too late to turn back, little Georgie. 1461 01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:01,481 Just remember the love 1462 01:27:01,483 --> 01:27:04,851 and you'll be as free as a white turtle dove. 1463 01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:11,225 - I've had it with all of your little jolly remarks! 1464 01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:12,993 Enough! 1465 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:17,564 - Wait. 1466 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,667 - How'd you two get in here? 1467 01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:23,237 - Christmas magic. 1468 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:24,905 - Seriously? 1469 01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:29,343 (Laughs) All right then. 1470 01:27:29,345 --> 01:27:31,378 Let's turn it into a party. 1471 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:34,948 - Come on, Elfette, tell him why you've come. 1472 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:36,850 - It doesn't matter why she's come. 1473 01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:40,654 (Laughs) It's over. 1474 01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,556 Christmas is over. 1475 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:44,725 - Oh, time's running out. 1476 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:49,696 - Take one more step and you're penguin chuck. 1477 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:52,733 - This is for you. 1478 01:27:52,735 --> 01:27:54,868 - I'd rather just shoot ya. 1479 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:56,003 - No! 1480 01:27:56,005 --> 01:27:58,972 (Gun fires) 1481 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:02,743 - Oh, isn't that sweet? 1482 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:06,413 Your little elf girlfriend tried to save you. 1483 01:28:07,549 --> 01:28:09,716 - I'm not afraid. 1484 01:28:09,718 --> 01:28:12,052 - (Laughs) Then you're next, Elfette. 1485 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:15,722 You're like Smurfette except only dumber. 1486 01:28:15,724 --> 01:28:17,891 - You can either shoot me where I stand 1487 01:28:17,893 --> 01:28:19,893 or you can open your present. 1488 01:28:19,895 --> 01:28:21,628 I wrapped it myself. 1489 01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:25,599 - Georgie. 1490 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:27,968 It's what Christmas is all about. 1491 01:28:29,738 --> 01:28:32,606 (Georgie groans) 1492 01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:42,749 - It better be a bar of gold in here. 1493 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:51,758 The Sky Express Spaceship? 1494 01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:57,931 They don't even make these anymore! 1495 01:28:59,435 --> 01:29:01,735 (Laughs) 1496 01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:03,937 I thought you forgot, Santa. 1497 01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:06,673 Santa, look. 1498 01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:09,643 I'm not really a bad guy. 1499 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,511 I just, um, 1500 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:15,849 I lost my twinkle. 1501 01:29:18,454 --> 01:29:21,822 (Mimicking rocket noises) 1502 01:29:23,659 --> 01:29:25,792 - This is from your father. 1503 01:29:26,829 --> 01:29:27,728 - My dad? 1504 01:29:29,631 --> 01:29:31,631 He remembered? 1505 01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,700 - He always loved you, Georgie. 1506 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:36,436 - He got rid of that toy to put food on the table. 1507 01:29:36,438 --> 01:29:37,971 That's why he sold it. 1508 01:29:37,973 --> 01:29:40,073 - I always wanted to be an astronaut. 1509 01:29:40,075 --> 01:29:43,643 (Mimicking rocket noises) 1510 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:50,751 (laughs) 1511 01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:55,155 (dramatic music) 1512 01:29:55,157 --> 01:29:56,890 What have I done? 1513 01:29:59,027 --> 01:30:00,794 I've ruined Christmas. 1514 01:30:00,796 --> 01:30:02,763 - There's still time, Georgie. 1515 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:04,798 You know what you must do. 1516 01:30:17,846 --> 01:30:20,013 Computer: Weapons deactivated. 1517 01:30:20,015 --> 01:30:22,048 (Sighing) 1518 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:27,888 - Oh wait. 1519 01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:32,559 Is this the part where Santa shoots us? 1520 01:30:33,996 --> 01:30:36,129 - I'm full of the Christmas spirit right now. 1521 01:30:36,131 --> 01:30:38,565 I'm gonna act like I didn't hear that. 1522 01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:41,902 (Mimicking rocket noises) 1523 01:30:44,506 --> 01:30:46,206 - So, Little Georgie. 1524 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,707 - Yes, Santa? 1525 01:30:47,709 --> 01:30:49,876 - Tell Santa what else you want for Christmas. 1526 01:30:49,878 --> 01:30:50,744 - Really? 1527 01:30:52,514 --> 01:30:55,515 I want, I want a pony. 1528 01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,885 And I want a dolly. 1529 01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:03,056 And, and I want the Rock action figure. 1530 01:31:03,058 --> 01:31:05,225 - You know, the one with the muscles. 1531 01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:06,526 - The muscles. - The muscles. 1532 01:31:06,528 --> 01:31:08,061 Santa: Got it. 1533 01:31:08,063 --> 01:31:09,830 - And how about a hot cup of cocoa, Little Georgie? 1534 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:11,665 - Yes please. 1535 01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,534 - Oh, I want some hot cocoa. 1536 01:31:14,536 --> 01:31:16,837 Yeah, and I want a spaceship. 1537 01:31:16,839 --> 01:31:18,638 And I wanna sit on Santa's lap 1538 01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:24,578 because he gets everything and I never get nothing. 1539 01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:26,146 (Crying) 1540 01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:27,047 - It's... 1541 01:31:28,016 --> 01:31:30,016 It's okay, my boy. 1542 01:31:30,018 --> 01:31:32,252 Don't cry, it's okay. 1543 01:31:32,254 --> 01:31:33,987 Oh, oh, now, boys? 1544 01:31:35,057 --> 01:31:36,490 - Yes, Santa? 1545 01:31:36,492 --> 01:31:40,160 - There's still time for Santa to save Christmas. 1546 01:31:46,768 --> 01:31:48,802 (Sighs) 1547 01:31:50,806 --> 01:31:54,541 It's time for Santa to get back to work. 1548 01:31:54,543 --> 01:31:56,943 (High five claps) 1549 01:31:56,945 --> 01:32:01,681 ¶ Oh baby, baby, I remember our first love ¶ 1550 01:32:03,285 --> 01:32:08,154 ¶ You walked in to find a name and face you didn't know ¶ 1551 01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:15,996 ¶ Oh baby, baby, could you imagine my surprise ¶ 1552 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:19,666 ¶ When you looked my way 1553 01:32:19,668 --> 01:32:24,538 ¶ With your sugar lips and honey brown eyes ¶ 1554 01:32:25,841 --> 01:32:28,642 ¶ Cause it feels all right, darling ¶ 1555 01:32:28,644 --> 01:32:32,012 ¶ It feels simply 1556 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,781 ¶ And it feels there's a whole lot ¶ 1557 01:32:34,783 --> 01:32:37,651 ¶ of love going round here 1558 01:32:37,653 --> 01:32:41,121 - This is a Grand Elf diamond cane. 1559 01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:44,257 I'll give you a million dollars each for these. 1560 01:32:44,259 --> 01:32:46,927 - (Laughs) Christmas just came. 1561 01:32:46,929 --> 01:32:49,296 ¶ But I like the way you move 1562 01:32:49,298 --> 01:32:54,167 ¶ Oh yeah, I like your style 1563 01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,336 ¶ So go on, tell me 1564 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:58,838 (shouting) 1565 01:32:59,942 --> 01:33:01,575 - Let's go. 1566 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,710 You're going downtown, Miss Coalbottom, let's go. 1567 01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:07,948 ¶ With a little romance 1568 01:33:07,950 --> 01:33:11,318 ¶ 'Cause it feels all right, darling ¶ 1569 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:15,155 ¶ It feels simply 1570 01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:16,690 ¶ And it feels 1571 01:33:16,692 --> 01:33:19,225 (phone ringing) 1572 01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:22,028 - Pops? 1573 01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,330 - No. 1574 01:33:23,332 --> 01:33:24,230 Georgie? 1575 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,835 - Dad, I'm so sorry for everything I did. 1576 01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:30,870 - That's past us, it's fine, son. 1577 01:33:30,872 --> 01:33:32,138 And I'm sorry too. 1578 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:35,308 I let you down, I know I let you down. 1579 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:39,713 - But hey, I wanted you to know, I got the spaceship. 1580 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:40,347 - So where are you? 1581 01:33:40,349 --> 01:33:41,314 What are you doing? 1582 01:33:41,316 --> 01:33:43,717 - Dad, I'm in the North Pole 1583 01:33:44,987 --> 01:33:47,721 and I figured out what I want to be. 1584 01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:49,055 I wanna be an elf. 1585 01:33:49,057 --> 01:33:50,056 - What? 1586 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:52,826 You're too big, an elf? 1587 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,195 - I got my twinkle back. 1588 01:33:55,197 --> 01:33:58,398 - That's what you want, seek your bliss. 1589 01:34:03,405 --> 01:34:05,372 - I love you, Dad. 1590 01:34:05,374 --> 01:34:07,140 - I love you, boy. 1591 01:34:08,910 --> 01:34:10,276 - Merry Christmas. 1592 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,214 - Merry Christmas, Georgie. 1593 01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:17,283 (Kisses) 1594 01:34:18,754 --> 01:34:20,220 - I'll see you soon, huh? 1595 01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:25,825 - You know, you're supposed to double wrap those 1596 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:26,893 with tape, right? 1597 01:34:26,895 --> 01:34:29,195 - Yeah, that's not right. 1598 01:34:29,197 --> 01:34:32,332 - What, do you think I'm some kind of dummy? 1599 01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:33,233 Huh? 1600 01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,802 I'm just kidding. 1601 01:34:35,804 --> 01:34:37,103 I got my twinkle back, come on. 1602 01:34:37,105 --> 01:34:38,304 Got a lot of work to do. 1603 01:34:38,306 --> 01:34:40,240 ¶ It feels all right, darling 1604 01:34:40,242 --> 01:34:43,943 ¶ It feels simply 1605 01:34:43,945 --> 01:34:46,212 ¶ And it feels there's a whole lot ¶ 1606 01:34:46,214 --> 01:34:51,084 ¶ of love going round here 1607 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:54,254 ¶ Every time I wake up lonely 1608 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:58,858 ¶ You just slip into my head 1609 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:02,762 ¶ But I'd rather wake on Sunday with you ¶ 1610 01:35:02,764 --> 01:35:07,434 ¶ With you sleeping there right next to me in my bed ¶ 1611 01:35:09,004 --> 01:35:12,439 ¶ 'Cause it feels all right, darling ¶ 1612 01:35:12,441 --> 01:35:16,142 ¶ It feels simply 1613 01:35:16,144 --> 01:35:18,912 ¶ And it feels there's a whole lot ¶ 1614 01:35:18,914 --> 01:35:23,316 ¶ of love going round here 1615 01:35:23,318 --> 01:35:27,087 ¶ 'Cause it feels all right, darling ¶ 1616 01:35:27,089 --> 01:35:30,724 ¶ It feels simply 1617 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:33,126 ¶ And it feels there's a whole lot ¶ 1618 01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:37,997 ¶ of love going round here 1619 01:35:37,999 --> 01:35:41,501 ¶ 'Cause it feels all right, darling ¶ 1620 01:35:41,503 --> 01:35:45,038 ¶ It feels simply 1621 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,006 ¶ And it feels there's a whole lot ¶ 1622 01:35:47,008 --> 01:35:52,078 ¶ of love going round here 1623 01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:55,982 ¶ It feels all right, darling 1624 01:35:55,984 --> 01:35:59,352 ¶ It feels simply 1625 01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:02,055 ¶ And it feels there's a whole lot ¶ 1626 01:36:02,057 --> 01:36:04,090 ¶ of love going round here 1627 01:36:10,198 --> 01:36:14,367 - Hey, Pency, what is my mom's credit card number? 1628 01:36:14,369 --> 01:36:18,104 - Hey, Pency, search for dank memes. 1629 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:21,508 - Pencil Phone is the peak of human evolution. 1630 01:36:21,510 --> 01:36:25,245 - Hey Pency, search for rash on my... 1631 01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:27,847 - Hey, Mom. 1632 01:36:27,849 --> 01:36:30,049 I broke my leg again. 1633 01:36:30,051 --> 01:36:33,253 - Hey Pency, where's the nearest cockfighting ring? 1634 01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:34,988 - Pency, where's the closest-- 1635 01:36:34,990 --> 01:36:37,056 Pency: Clothing optional beach? 1636 01:36:37,058 --> 01:36:37,991 - Yeah. 1637 01:36:37,993 --> 01:36:38,825 - Selfie! 1638 01:36:38,827 --> 01:36:40,126 (Camera clicks)100554