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I'm telling you, Wyatt
I don't like it one bit.
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- Can we just eat, please?
- We created Lisa to serve our needs.
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This is something I want--
something important to me,
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something I can learn from.
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What, am I wrong here?
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Give it up, Gary.
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Lisa's not going to sleep with you--
not today, not tomo...
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What? that's your radar look.
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What are you locked on?
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There's a new girl in the lunchroom
checking you out.
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- Where? Where?
- 12:00 o'clock.
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Flowery dress over blue leg thingies.
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GARY: Who is she?
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I don't know, but she is cute and
she can't take her eye off you.
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That's the green light on the
traffic signal of love.
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Wish me luck.
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Hi. Mind if I sit here?
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No. Go ahead.
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- Gary Wallace.
- Amy Cutler.
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So, what are you studying?
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Advanced trigonometry.
You any good at it?
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Advanced trig? I'm a little rusty,
but what the hay.
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Uh, problem number three.
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I can't get it.
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Okay. This is an easy one.
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You want to start by taking
this number here...
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- That's the page number.
- Good! That's great!
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Now, keeping that number in
your mind turn to the back
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of the book... find the number that
matches it, and there's your answer.
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Thanks, but that's cheating.
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I call it " Creative problem solving."
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- She's taking advanced trig?
- She's cute, and she's taking advanced trig?
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It caught me off guard.
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Who goes homework during lunch?
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I should have seen it coming.
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I wouldn't let it worry you.
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Just because she's smarter...
I'm smart.
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I'm right-brain smart...
or is it left-brain smart?
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Which side knows to look
in the back of the book?
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- Right.
- That's me.
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Amy's my destiny.
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She's also my only prospect,
and I'm not going to blow it.
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I need to jack up my I.Q.
About a million points.
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Yeah. That's a tough one.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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- No Lisa!
- Yes Lisa.
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She's dangerous.
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Relax.
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Odds are we'll come out
of this alive.
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( Both Yelling )
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We'll be late for
the Baywatch cast party.
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What do you think?
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Too revealing?
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Guys.
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Blink.
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Breathe.
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Somehting.
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( Both Exhaling )
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Yep. Too revealing.
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- So what brings me here today?
- WYATT: Amy Cutler.
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She's been scoping Gary.
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We know she digs me from a distance.
It's the up-close stuff I got to fine-tune.
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We have to find out what Amy likes.
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We're pretty sure Amy's
into smart guys.
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She's a brain.
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I need a brain-- a major brain--
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- An Einstein brain.
- So that's your wish.
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- Be careful how you word this.
- Right.
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I don't want to be Einstein so
don't go putting his head
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on my body or my head
on his body.
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- I just want the mind of Albert Einstein.
- You got it.
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What the hell is this?
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It's Einstein's brain,
just as you wished.
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This isn't going to help me
get a date.
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This is a brain-- a dead,
pickled brain.
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MAN VOICE: Excuse me
but I don't believe I am dead.
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It's the real thing, Gary.
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Einstein's brain, just as you wished.
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Let's skip over the part where once
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again you gave me exactly
what I didn't wish for.
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- You asked for Einstein's brain.
- You knew what I wanted.
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You deliberately screwed it up.
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She gets this from your side.
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MAN: Hello?
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- Dr. Einstein?
- Ja. I can hear you
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but I don't quite understand
where I am.
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I'm not going to tell him.
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Uh, it's the '90s, Professor, and, uh,
your brain had been brought
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back to life and, uh,
removed from your body.
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Incredible. How can I communicate
with you?
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I am cognizant of speech yet do not
possess and vocal physicalization.
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Trust me, Al.
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Very complex.
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You wouldn't understand.
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Points is, I had Lisa bring you here
to help me bag this babe, see...
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Gary, this is Albert Einstein,
not Pauly Shore.
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So let me understand this.
You reanimated my brain
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pulled it through some sort of
dimensional rift and dropped it 40 years
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into the future just to help you
impress to girls?
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- Yep.
- Is she cute?
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We didn't mean to use you, Professor
so if you just want
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- to go back, just say so.
- Go back?
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Before I've had a chance to confer
with Lisa who manipulates time and space?
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Thank you, no. I'm staying out.
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It would be an honor to speak
with you, Doctor.
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Please, call me Albert.
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A bucket of chicken?
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You put Einstein's brain
in a bucket of chicken?
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I couldn't find my Scooby-Doo lunch box.
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Relax. He doesn't know where he is.
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ALBERT: Why am I tasting coleslaw?
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Don't worry about it.
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Just get ready to say something smart.
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- Lunch?
- What?
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Oh. Yeah. I'm on the Colonel's
special diet plan.
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You're on.
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- So, what are you working on?
- This lab experiment.
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I'm measuring the velocity of sound
waves through a gelatinous medium.
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And does this gelatinous medium
have little chunks of fruit in it?
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Kidding.
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You got that?
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ALBERT: Try 6.38 meters per second.
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I think it's 6.38 meters per second.
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You're getting pretty handy with
the back of the book there.
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I didn't check the back of the
book for that one.
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Yeah. Right.
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We're doing great. Let's close the deal.
Give me some genius romance stuff.
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ALBERT: Gary, expressions of love
are personal.
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My feelings and how I express them
and different...
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Quit stalling, Brainiac, and
give me something!
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ALBERT: Tell her, her hair glistens
like the morning mist off the rhine.
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Your hair, it glistens like the
morning mist off the rhine.
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What?
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ALBERT: Maybe she would like
to join you for an evening
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stroll along the boulevard.
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Would you like to go an evening
stroll with me sometime?
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ALBERT: There is a pastry shop
in Leipzig that makes the most
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delicate strudel this side
of Stuttgart.
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There's this pastry shop
in Leipzig...
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Do you like Strudel?
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I've tried using the brain.
I even tried the romantic stuff.
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I need a whole new strategy.
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Why do you talk about her like
she's some deer you're hunting?
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Because this is a hunt?
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We're hunting each other in a
savage game of sexual attraction
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and she is a beautiful, wild deer with
big brown eyes and a shiny coat.
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- Her eyes are blue.
- Blue, brown, whatever.
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You can't just walk around!
My parents...
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Don't worry. I sent them
to a parrallel dimension.
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Just kidding. They're at the mall.
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You know, Gary, Albert and I feel sort of
bad that things didn't work out with Amy.
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- We still want to help.
- If only I knew what she liked in a guy.
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Perhaps Lisa could help you
see through her eyes.
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- Without actually having her eyes.
- Then that's it.
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You'll see through her eyes.
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See what turns her on.
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TV: You don't miss your mother
and father one bit.
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- Maury Povich turns her on?
- No. I get it.
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It shows you what she's looking at.
She's watching TV.
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Oh. Well, that's a big help.
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No, no, it's great. You can
see what she's intro.
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Then when you ask her out
you'll be sensitive to her.
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It's got to work.
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You think so?
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WYATT: She likes Sloppy Joes.
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I like Sloppy Joes.
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She's reading Time Magazine.
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My parents get Time Magazine.
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- She's looking right at you!
- Quick, I got to look cool.
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- Laugh when I finish this sentence.
- I'm done.
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( Laughs )
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She's thinks I'm hilarious.
Now get out of here.
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We look like we joined at the hip.
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( Laughing )
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The frosting... the candles...
somebody's name...
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- a birthday cake?
- Right! Okay...
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Uh, a rainy day... a lost puppy...
leaving home...
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- Things that make you cry?
- A lost puppy... Casablanca!
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- Ah! Things that are sad.
- Yes!
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- We make a great team, Albert.
- Ja, I agree.
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Except that you have an
unfair advantage over me.
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I have no conception
of your appearance.
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Oh, well, actually, I'm kind of plain.
Average-looking. Nothing special.
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It doesn't matter.
I like you for who you are,
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- not what you look like.
- Thank you.
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I feel the same way about you.
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Amy, you are one smart woman
with extremely good taste.
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Wyatt? She likes Wyatt!
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Wyatt Donnelly Farber High's newest
dream hunk-- babe magnet extraordinaire.
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I don't get it.
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What popped your clutch, Amy--
his many nervous ticks?
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Those contoured yet
spongy buttocks?
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- How's Amy-vision?
- It, she, and you suck.
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I'm sorry. I must have missed something.
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- She likes you.
- Who does?
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"Who does?" Amy. Amy likes you.
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Gary, get real. She's cute,
she's smart, she's popular.
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I know my limitations.
Well, she doesn't.
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She's been staring at you
the whole time not me. Look.
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Wow! She is smiling at me!
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- I don't believe this!
- I know.
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- It sucks.
- I'm sorry, Gary.
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Now we know what kind
of guy she likes-- you.
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I'm a gentleman, you're my friend.
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There's only one thing to do.
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Wearing my clothes won't
make any like you better.
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And you're stretching my sweater.
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You'd think after the day I've
had you'd be more supportive.
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This is ridiculous.
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Wyatt's right, Gary.
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Blue makes you look heavy.
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Try an autumn color--
maybe olive or brown.
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Rook to Knight seven.
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Let Wyatt have a chance
with her, Gary.
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When time and space conspire
to bring two people together
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there's not much you can do.
Knight takes rook. Check.
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Thanks for the fortune cookie but
I have had enough of your advice.
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ALBERT: You are not
being very fair.
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I may not be fair, but at least
I have a skull you freak show.
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Time out. Maybe Albert has a point here.
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If Amy's been flirting with Wyatt all
this time maybe he should ask her out.
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If only it were that simple.
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You see, Wyatt and I are subject to
an ancient code of male conduct.
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He called dibs.
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Gary, if you're still going to
pursue this Amy perhaps
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the best approach is just
to be yourself.
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Another brilliant theory
by Albert Einstein.
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"Just be yourself."
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Well, I couldn't get a date
being myself any sooner
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than you could travel the speed of light.
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Two for two, Al. But keep
cranking out those theories.
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Gary, you might as well face
the fact that Wyatt's the one
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with the chance here but he's
going to need your help.
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Are you going to be
a friend or a jerk?
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Bishop takes rock.
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Checkmate in four.
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ALBERT: Auch du lieber!
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I'm sorry. Is my shattered love life
getting in the way of your chess game?
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Come on, Albert.
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I didn't reanimate your dead and
lifeless tissue to watch you be insulted.
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( Door Closing )
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Okay, ask her out.
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Don't worry about Gary.
Gary will be just fine.
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- I don't know what to say?
- You don't have to say anything.
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Gary is a survivor.
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And Gary can do...
No. I mean to Amy.
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What do I say to Amy?
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Look, try and keep focused here.
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We're worried about me
and how I'm going to heal.
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What if she say no?
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I can't do it.
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You can, you must, you will.
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I'm sorry, Gary was so mean to you.
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He's been under a lot of stress.
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No. Perhaps he's right.
I'm afraid I let him down.
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Who am I to advise in
matters of the heart?
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Your advice was good.
Gary's just... well, horny.
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I find you very romantic, Albert.
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I can't think of any other brain in a
jar with whom I'd rather share a picnic.
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Thank you. If I had lips,
I could kiss you.
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More brite?
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( Moans )
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Dr Einstein? Are you awake?
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Lisa... Lisa, Mein leipshien.
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- Uh, no, it's me, Wyatt.
- Yes, Wyatt. Is something wrong?
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I can't sleep.
I keep worrying about Amy.
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What if she turns me down?
I guess I'm kind of scared.
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And well you should be.
I may have conquered the
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riddles of the universe but the rejection
of a beautiful woman still scares me.
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Wonderful. If the greatest mind
all time can't deal with women
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- what chance have I got?
- Don't be discouraged.
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I can tell you a secret
that works for me.
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- Want to hear?
- Sure.
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The universe is a vast expanding
furnace of matter and energy.
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Relative to this, you are inifinitely
small and insignificant your action--
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ultimately meaningless. The universe
is still going to expand.
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Nothing you do will charge that.
You're still going to die.
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- So, does that help?
- You are...
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the Albert Einstein, right?
Theory of relativity?
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E = MC squared. That's me.
Ja. Mm-hmm.
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Nothing to worry about.
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I have confidence in you.
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Then why are you making me
wear this earpiece?
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Why?
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'Cause you admit it yourself--
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around women you're a quivering,
boneless chicken.
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- I didn't say that.
- Well, not in so many words.
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Look, relax. We know she likes you.
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Just walk up to her. Let me
worry about the words.
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I'm going home.
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Oh, no. I finally got over the fact
that she likes you better than me.
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So I want to see you do this
'cause it's kind of like
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you're doing it for the both of us.
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But only I get to kiss her, right?
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We'll iron out the details later.
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GARY: You hearing me okay?
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You're doing fine.
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Keep going.
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What's with your butt?
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Loosen up. Swing a little.
Too much! Too much!
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Okay. She sees you.
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GARY: Stop staring at her.
Look at something else.
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You don't care. You're carefree.
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Slow down. You're almost there.
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Okay, now you'll come to a stop
and you'll learn casually
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next to her and you'll say...
"Hi. My name's Wyatt."
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- Hi, Wyatt.
- Hi. My name is Wyatt.
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Wrong!
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Uh, backup plan. Uh, it
was a joke. Laugh.
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- ( Dry laughter )
- Wyatt?
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GARY: Stop laughing.
You look like an idiot.
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Ask her where she's from. Ask her!
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What are you waiting for?
Say something.
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Say, "Where are you from?"
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Where from?
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It's a lost cause. Pull out, Wy. Pull out.
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ALBERT: You're dying here, Wyatt.
You're dying!
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WYATT: I'm dying... I'm dying...
of course! Einstein was right!
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The universe is huge, and I'm insignificant.
Nothing I do matters.
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So what if she turns me down?
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Wyatt, are you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
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Amy, would you like to
go out with me sometime?
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I don't know. I'd like to but you're
a lot weirder than I thought.
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- And that's a bad thing?
- I'm not sure yet.
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It's going great.
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GARY: Okay now, take a deep
breath and on three we're going
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to take her hand real slow.
Hold hands... one, two...
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Whoa! You're ahead of me,
but that's good.
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I knew we could do this.
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Okay. "What former sweathog played
the lead in saturday night fever?"
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ALBERT: Marlene Deitrich?
I don't know. I hate this game.
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Is that your answer?
'Cause you wrong.
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ALBERT: I'm suddenly feeling
a bit woozy.
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You're probably being pulled back
to where you belong.
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Our time together is growing short.
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I really enjoyed our talks, Albert.
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ALBERT: I would trade a thousand
words to touch your hand just once.
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( Horn Honks )
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GARY: Great. Your brother's home.
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Hmm.
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I think I can arrange that.
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- Uh-oh.
- ( Waltz Playing )
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ALBERT VOICE: You are beautiful
look at as you are to talk to.
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- I'll miss you, Albert.
- And I you, Lisa.
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Und dip.
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CHETT VOICE: Hey, whoever turned
out the lights is going to pay for this.
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You listening, barf bucket?
I'm going to kick your
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gangly little butt from here to Taiwan!
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