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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,148 --> 00:00:17,405 Trick or treat, asshole. 2 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:45,734 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 3 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:07,517 _ 4 00:02:15,378 --> 00:02:17,698 - Trick or treat. - Trick or treat. 5 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:28,789 Trick or treat. 6 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:35,430 Hey, Pete. 7 00:02:36,853 --> 00:02:37,919 Where's Skeeter? 8 00:02:37,944 --> 00:02:39,720 I haven't seen him yet. 9 00:02:40,307 --> 00:02:41,861 We are the first. 10 00:02:41,886 --> 00:02:45,111 Are we? Kinda wished we were... 11 00:02:45,797 --> 00:02:47,829 Wish we were what? 12 00:02:48,133 --> 00:02:50,701 This is the last time, isn't it, Pete? 13 00:02:50,726 --> 00:02:52,915 The last time meeting like this? 14 00:02:54,158 --> 00:02:55,400 All alone? 15 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,970 We gotta stick to the rules, Jill. 16 00:02:57,995 --> 00:02:59,915 The rules. Yeah. 17 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:02,509 We're... Golden Dragons, right? 18 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:04,790 Part of a club. 19 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:07,314 Part of a club. 20 00:03:07,339 --> 00:03:10,517 Plus, she's the only dragon we got with boobs. 21 00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:12,657 Can't see much boob in this lumpy outfit. 22 00:03:12,682 --> 00:03:14,720 Hmm, can't see much without it. 23 00:03:14,745 --> 00:03:17,743 - Hey, screw you, mush-mouth! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 24 00:03:20,905 --> 00:03:23,578 You guys planning on getting hitched before or after the baby? 25 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:24,853 Shut up. 26 00:03:25,309 --> 00:03:27,548 Hey, where's Bobby? And Skeeter? 27 00:03:27,573 --> 00:03:29,618 I haven't seen 'em yet. 28 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,209 Look, man, gotta get this show on the road. 29 00:03:32,234 --> 00:03:34,532 I'm hungry. Come on. 30 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,302 I said old lady Morton's place. 31 00:03:38,327 --> 00:03:40,633 Now, she's always good for a Milky Way. 32 00:03:40,658 --> 00:03:42,573 She is not on the route, Binky. 33 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,600 - Eh, screw the route. - Hey. 34 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,018 Remember what happened last time? 35 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:48,176 We almost scared the poor lady half to death. 36 00:03:48,201 --> 00:03:50,836 Oh, yeah. That was funny. 37 00:03:50,861 --> 00:03:52,384 That was a classic. 38 00:03:52,416 --> 00:03:53,678 Trick or treat! 39 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,004 Trick or treat. 40 00:04:06,094 --> 00:04:08,259 Hey, look, there's Reevestein. 41 00:04:08,284 --> 00:04:10,508 And the group nears completion. 42 00:04:10,533 --> 00:04:12,782 Hey, Bobby! Over here. 43 00:04:18,411 --> 00:04:21,675 Same old stupid skeleton suit, huh? 44 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,086 Picked up any loot yet, Bobby? 45 00:04:23,111 --> 00:04:24,436 You know, I thought we weren't supposed to start 46 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,288 'til we was all together. 47 00:04:26,331 --> 00:04:28,290 Club rules and all that. 48 00:04:28,488 --> 00:04:30,185 You look like a walking pimple, Bradwell. 49 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:32,438 Well, then it must be like looking in the mirror. 50 00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:34,272 You ever consider cleaning that piece of shit outfit? 51 00:04:34,296 --> 00:04:36,493 You ever consider kissing my Halloween ass? 52 00:04:36,647 --> 00:04:39,972 We can't start without Skeeter and I haven't seen him yet. 53 00:04:39,997 --> 00:04:42,260 He's down by the old iron gate, being a pain. 54 00:04:42,285 --> 00:04:44,430 - Why? - He says he's sick 55 00:04:44,455 --> 00:04:47,712 of this Halloween stuff, says he's too old for it. 56 00:04:47,737 --> 00:04:49,032 We're too old for it. 57 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,809 Well, I second that bullshit. 58 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,594 'Kay. Did you tell him it was the last time? 59 00:04:52,618 --> 00:04:54,446 No, I'm not his brother, Pete, 60 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:56,717 so I don't tell him how to hold his dick when he pees, 61 00:04:56,742 --> 00:04:57,960 you tell him. 62 00:05:01,036 --> 00:05:02,168 Come on. 63 00:05:06,353 --> 00:05:08,860 Hey. Hey, Skeeter. 64 00:05:09,695 --> 00:05:12,091 You just can't quit, Skeet. Okay? 65 00:05:12,116 --> 00:05:13,900 I mean, you're a golden dragon, 66 00:05:13,925 --> 00:05:15,712 an important member of this club. 67 00:05:15,737 --> 00:05:18,665 I mean... you helped build with the treehouse, remember? 68 00:05:20,649 --> 00:05:22,181 Look, hey. 69 00:05:22,909 --> 00:05:27,976 Look, I know how you feel, but we all made a pledge. 70 00:05:28,001 --> 00:05:30,923 You know, gave our honor. Like a family. 71 00:05:33,006 --> 00:05:36,420 Just... one more time, Skeet, and we can kiss off 72 00:05:36,445 --> 00:05:39,954 these stupid costumes and... be whatever we wanna be. 73 00:05:40,576 --> 00:05:41,620 Come on, what do you say? 74 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:44,156 He's tired, Pete. He wants to rest. 75 00:05:44,181 --> 00:05:46,454 Well, he's not the only one. 76 00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:50,325 Come on. 77 00:05:55,191 --> 00:05:56,714 Let's do this. 78 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:15,810 Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. 79 00:06:16,193 --> 00:06:17,990 Trick or treat! 80 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:21,694 Trick or treat. 81 00:06:23,757 --> 00:06:27,775 - Trick or treat, Mr. Bodener. - Dear God, not you. 82 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,598 - In the flesh, so to speak. - No, I don't know you. 83 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:31,702 Don't know anything about you. 84 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:34,695 Well, you are currently addressing the Golden Dragons, 85 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,854 who are in dire need of sustenance, so... 86 00:06:38,082 --> 00:06:39,301 kindly hand over the goods 87 00:06:39,326 --> 00:06:41,560 and spare us the candy corn crap. 88 00:06:42,032 --> 00:06:44,943 Here, just take it all. Take it. 89 00:06:46,483 --> 00:06:50,326 Kind of slim pickings, ah, Mr. Bodener? 90 00:06:50,351 --> 00:06:53,224 Suckers. That what you think of us, Bodener, huh? 91 00:06:53,249 --> 00:06:54,434 Suckers? 92 00:06:54,459 --> 00:06:57,656 Oh, dear, dear, and after all these years. 93 00:06:57,681 --> 00:06:58,763 Well, I... 94 00:06:59,193 --> 00:07:01,326 the missus made some cake yesterday, 95 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:03,431 - maybe I can go down... - We're not about yesterday. 96 00:07:03,914 --> 00:07:05,291 Mr. Bodener. 97 00:07:05,316 --> 00:07:07,362 Well, I guess we kind of are. 98 00:07:07,423 --> 00:07:08,816 But you would know all about that, 99 00:07:08,841 --> 00:07:10,321 wouldn't you, Bodener? 100 00:07:10,443 --> 00:07:12,845 About a lot of yesterdays, am I right? 101 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:15,645 Come on, guys, that's enough, leave him alone. 102 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:18,193 Yeah, Jill's right. Binky, let's go. 103 00:07:31,177 --> 00:07:33,956 - Pissed himself. - He did not. 104 00:07:33,981 --> 00:07:34,981 Did too. 105 00:07:35,006 --> 00:07:37,176 Pissed himself on his own front porch. 106 00:07:37,201 --> 00:07:38,201 Freaking loser. 107 00:07:38,226 --> 00:07:41,529 - Just shut up and eat, huh? - Mm. You saw it, Jill. 108 00:07:41,554 --> 00:07:44,793 Big damp spot right on his pants, am I right? 109 00:07:44,818 --> 00:07:47,199 I wasn't watching his balls, that's your hobby. 110 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:50,563 Pissed his dighty. 111 00:08:03,010 --> 00:08:05,545 Trick or treat, Mrs. Collins. 112 00:08:21,289 --> 00:08:25,748 Ooh, hot muffins. Not bad, Mrs. Collins. 113 00:08:26,182 --> 00:08:30,099 Mmm, some of these are blueberry. 114 00:08:30,124 --> 00:08:33,364 I'm not too fond of blueberry. What else you got? 115 00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:37,697 I... I can make you a nice ham sandwich, Binky. 116 00:08:37,759 --> 00:08:40,109 That is you in the devil costume, isn't it? 117 00:08:40,134 --> 00:08:41,701 Binky Bradwell? 118 00:08:41,726 --> 00:08:44,505 No. It's Michael Meyers, Ms. Collins. 119 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:47,363 Monsters! You goddamn little monsters! 120 00:08:47,388 --> 00:08:49,262 No, no, Ralph, no, don't. 121 00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:50,990 Enter the vengeful husband. 122 00:08:51,015 --> 00:08:52,644 How goes it, Ralphie-boy? 123 00:08:52,669 --> 00:08:55,209 Hey, people started naming their kids Ralph. 124 00:08:55,247 --> 00:08:57,518 Think you can get away with this every year, do you? 125 00:08:57,543 --> 00:08:59,052 Think you can terrorize the whole town?! 126 00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:00,478 Hmm, gracious, no. 127 00:09:00,503 --> 00:09:02,857 Just this one piece-of-shit neighborhood. 128 00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:05,203 Knock it off, Reevestein. 129 00:09:05,228 --> 00:09:07,388 Come on, guys, let's get out of here. 130 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:19,904 Every year you just keep coming back. 131 00:09:20,177 --> 00:09:21,803 You destroyed our lives. 132 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,795 He was our only son. 133 00:09:24,223 --> 00:09:25,927 Our only boy. 134 00:09:26,529 --> 00:09:28,793 First it was the Smiths, then the Kidners, 135 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,201 then the Bodeners, last year was us. 136 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,772 Who's next, you psychotic little bastards? 137 00:09:33,797 --> 00:09:35,521 When will you stop?! 138 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:38,497 When we're through, Mr. Collins. 139 00:09:58,648 --> 00:10:01,451 Doesn't look much like a treehouse now, does it? 140 00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:04,388 Doesn't look much like a tree. 141 00:10:10,521 --> 00:10:12,709 All things must pass. 142 00:10:13,401 --> 00:10:15,707 Look who's suddenly brimming with nostalgia. 143 00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:18,490 Hmm, I didn't think you had it in you, Bradwell. 144 00:10:19,346 --> 00:10:20,782 I had it in me. 145 00:10:25,318 --> 00:10:27,185 You thinking about Mom and Dad? 146 00:10:31,817 --> 00:10:33,340 I miss them too. 147 00:11:01,998 --> 00:11:05,149 So, here we are. 148 00:11:05,271 --> 00:11:07,126 Here we are at last. 149 00:11:07,361 --> 00:11:08,693 Long, long last. 150 00:11:08,718 --> 00:11:11,170 Well, it better be the very damn last. 151 00:11:11,329 --> 00:11:15,115 Look, before you guys start getting all sentimental, 152 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,813 I don't think nobody's here. 153 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,840 Nah, they're here. Come on. 154 00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:37,160 Trick or treat, Mrs. Hathaway. 155 00:11:37,933 --> 00:11:40,465 Trick or treat, Mrs. Hathaway. 156 00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:45,033 Trick, I guess. 157 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:07,447 Oh, Eddie. Oh, Eddie. 158 00:12:07,823 --> 00:12:09,303 Where are you? 159 00:12:20,509 --> 00:12:22,855 Is Eddie home, Mrs. Hathaway? 160 00:12:25,238 --> 00:12:26,447 No. 161 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,103 You sure about that? 162 00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:32,037 He went to his grandparents'. 163 00:12:32,339 --> 00:12:34,472 He won't be back for a month. 164 00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:37,308 Or a year... maybe. 165 00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:42,463 Get out! 166 00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:45,767 Every one of you, or I swear I'll shoot. 167 00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:48,361 Where's Eddie, Mrs. Hathaway? 168 00:12:49,682 --> 00:12:54,040 I said... get out now! 169 00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:57,279 We need Eddie, Mrs. Hathaway. 170 00:12:57,304 --> 00:13:00,159 We need him to break the cycle. 171 00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:04,845 I'm warning you, one more step 172 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,541 and I'll fire. 173 00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:10,249 Then fire, Mrs. Hathaway. Shoot me. 174 00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:12,564 Then shoot Binky, and Bobby, and Jill, 175 00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:14,244 and even little Skeeter. 176 00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:16,244 If that's really what you think is the answer, 177 00:13:16,269 --> 00:13:19,196 if you really think that that will square things, 178 00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:20,825 make it all better. 179 00:13:21,113 --> 00:13:23,113 Is that what you think, ma'am? 180 00:13:23,706 --> 00:13:25,544 You think we really wanna be here? 181 00:13:37,197 --> 00:13:39,447 I can't do this anymore. 182 00:13:40,189 --> 00:13:44,211 Year after year, I worried he'd be next. 183 00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:48,681 I watched as you took the others... one by one. 184 00:13:51,812 --> 00:13:53,292 Hello, Eddie. 185 00:13:57,658 --> 00:13:59,033 Okay. 186 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:04,273 If she's too chicken-shit to do it, then I will. 187 00:14:04,298 --> 00:14:05,808 You too, dickhead. 188 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:10,203 Then do it, Eddie. Pull the trigger. Do it. 189 00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:12,125 Killing things is quick. 190 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,984 Letting them grow is what takes time. 191 00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:15,478 I'll do it. 192 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,078 I ain't afraid. 193 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:19,281 Yeah? Then how come you've been hiding behind 194 00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:21,666 your mother's apron strings for all these years, 195 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,478 just like all your other candy-ass friends? 196 00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:33,213 No, no! No! 197 00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:36,531 It's no good, Eddie, they'll just keep coming back. 198 00:14:36,556 --> 00:14:39,642 I am innocent! Mom! 199 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:42,422 - Don't let them do this! - They'll find us everywhere we go. 200 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:46,117 Don't let them do this! Get off of me! 201 00:14:46,142 --> 00:14:49,345 Mom! Help me, please! 202 00:14:50,737 --> 00:14:52,823 Please! 203 00:14:59,418 --> 00:15:01,634 Jill, did you need help with that? 204 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,469 - Please... - No, it's okay, I got this. 205 00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:09,463 Please, no. No! 206 00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:13,371 I tell you, it was a Halloween prank, 207 00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:14,869 no one was supposed to get hurt. 208 00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:17,252 Yeah, well, people did get hurt. 209 00:15:17,277 --> 00:15:19,801 - Didn't they, Eddie? - But not by me. 210 00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,746 It was the other guys' idea. 211 00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:24,330 The other guys who started the whole thing! 212 00:15:25,329 --> 00:15:27,010 You saw it, Skeeter. 213 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,927 Tell 'em it wasn't me. 214 00:15:28,952 --> 00:15:31,361 Tell 'em I'm innocent. 215 00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:40,049 Oh, God! Oh, my God! 216 00:15:45,882 --> 00:15:47,799 Hey, remember this? 217 00:15:48,065 --> 00:15:49,414 Yeah, you brought this. 218 00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:52,080 - That same night. - This is murder. 219 00:15:52,105 --> 00:15:55,283 Yeah, that's the same thing all your old friends said. 220 00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:59,728 Please. Please, please. No. 221 00:16:00,723 --> 00:16:04,702 Oh, please! no! 222 00:16:06,722 --> 00:16:09,853 _ 223 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,494 Let's see what it is, man, 'cause I've been waiting 224 00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:16,496 - this entire game. - Pretty good. 225 00:16:16,521 --> 00:16:18,019 - Oh, 23. - That's what I thought. 226 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,524 - Ah! - I was on it. 227 00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:22,267 Hey, guys, it's dark. Time for trick or treat. 228 00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:26,201 Alright. Somewhere out there, there is a Milky Way 229 00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:27,483 with my name on it. 230 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,640 Binky, do you ever stop eating? 231 00:16:29,665 --> 00:16:32,709 - Why would I? - Come on. I'm ready, let's go. 232 00:16:35,319 --> 00:16:37,077 Hey, guys, it's stuck. 233 00:16:37,102 --> 00:16:39,138 Uh, the frame's probably warped 234 00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:40,937 from the wet weather. 235 00:16:40,962 --> 00:16:41,962 Here. 236 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,334 No. Wait. 237 00:16:46,359 --> 00:16:49,037 No, it's really stuck, it won't open. 238 00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:50,927 Guys, look down there, 239 00:16:50,952 --> 00:16:52,341 isn't that Eddie Hathaway's gang? 240 00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:54,630 It's gonna be hilarious. 241 00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:56,319 What the hell are they doing down there? 242 00:16:57,030 --> 00:17:01,984 - Hey! Losers! - Shit. Is that a match? 243 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,731 Ooh. 244 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:10,476 Whoa! 245 00:17:11,184 --> 00:17:14,112 Hey, you better climb down and run home to mama! 246 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:19,907 You kids better run, 247 00:17:19,932 --> 00:17:21,241 it's gonna go up fast! 248 00:17:23,290 --> 00:17:25,783 Alright, guys, I think we scared them off. 249 00:17:25,808 --> 00:17:28,155 - We need to get out. Go! - Let's go! 250 00:17:28,854 --> 00:17:31,092 - It's not funny! - Somebody help! 251 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:35,600 - No, Eddie! Eddie! - Please! Help! Help! 252 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,304 Open the door! No! 253 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:45,505 You're crazy! You can't get away with this?! 254 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:46,764 Why not, Eddie? 255 00:17:48,382 --> 00:17:49,382 You did. 256 00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:08,764 No! 257 00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,444 Well, that's that. 258 00:18:21,939 --> 00:18:23,797 Not soon enough for me. 259 00:18:23,822 --> 00:18:26,968 It's good to be home, though, gotta admit. 260 00:18:27,744 --> 00:18:30,064 Are you sure you got enough to eat now, Bradwell. 261 00:18:30,312 --> 00:18:31,936 Shut up, Reevestein. 262 00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:34,701 You're just jealous 'cause my costume's cooler than yours. 263 00:18:34,726 --> 00:18:38,640 Yeah, real cool. Like a figure skater. 264 00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:47,821 I guess I'll see you in... 265 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:50,699 In... my dreams. 266 00:19:14,351 --> 00:19:17,547 Get some rest now, Skeet. You hear me? 267 00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:19,899 Get some rest. 268 00:19:26,729 --> 00:19:29,036 I wish we'd known each other longer, Skeet. 269 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,738 I love you, little brother. 270 00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:41,603 _ 271 00:20:57,354 --> 00:20:58,940 _ 272 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,736 _ 273 00:21:03,761 --> 00:21:05,658 _ 274 00:21:07,686 --> 00:21:10,541 _ 275 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,182 _ 276 00:22:27,191 --> 00:22:30,348 _ 277 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:39,252 What? No, no, no, no, no. 278 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,532 Fuck! 279 00:22:42,557 --> 00:22:45,055 Um, hi, why are you Facetiming me? 280 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,814 - Fucking seriously?! - Yes, seriously. 281 00:22:47,839 --> 00:22:50,276 Look, I meant everything that I said. 282 00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:52,427 You going home to beg your dad for money 283 00:22:52,452 --> 00:22:55,159 doesn't magically erase our situation. 284 00:22:55,478 --> 00:22:58,651 Where are you? Are you drunk dialing me? 285 00:22:58,676 --> 00:22:59,764 No! 286 00:23:02,936 --> 00:23:04,624 Are you high? 287 00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:06,223 What's that got to do with anything? 288 00:23:06,248 --> 00:23:08,253 A lot actually. 289 00:23:08,278 --> 00:23:11,881 Look, this... whole breakup, it's... it's not you, it's me, 290 00:23:11,906 --> 00:23:13,517 that's what I'm supposed to say, right? 291 00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:15,624 I can't. Right? Not without lying, 292 00:23:15,649 --> 00:23:17,042 and I don't fee like lying. 293 00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:18,068 - But I... - I just want 294 00:23:18,093 --> 00:23:19,447 somebody motivated. 295 00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:21,543 Justin, I feel like you wouldn't even care 296 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,853 if you got bounced from university tomorrow. 297 00:23:24,223 --> 00:23:26,715 - I'm pacing myself! - Okay. 298 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:30,051 Well, you get something going, let me know, 299 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,597 we can maybe talk about this. 300 00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:35,121 But until then, I gotta go, okay? Bye! 301 00:25:37,776 --> 00:25:40,420 Please. Please help me. 302 00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:50,233 Yeah, okay, Alex, I'll do just that. 303 00:25:50,365 --> 00:25:52,483 You have to blow me first, okay? 304 00:25:55,161 --> 00:25:56,380 Alex. 305 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,686 Alex, I know you're fucking with me, dude. 306 00:26:00,711 --> 00:26:03,139 There is no Alex here. 307 00:26:23,719 --> 00:26:24,976 Please. 308 00:26:37,522 --> 00:26:39,132 What the hell, man? 309 00:26:39,157 --> 00:26:42,989 Please, turn my face out of my suitcase 310 00:26:43,014 --> 00:26:45,490 so I may speak clearly. 311 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:47,905 What? 312 00:26:48,104 --> 00:26:49,715 Please. 313 00:27:06,097 --> 00:27:08,182 I mean, really, what the actual fuck? 314 00:27:08,207 --> 00:27:10,383 Please, do not hit me. 315 00:27:15,212 --> 00:27:16,648 What happened to you? 316 00:27:16,673 --> 00:27:18,405 I offended someone... 317 00:27:19,335 --> 00:27:20,926 I ought not have offended. 318 00:27:20,951 --> 00:27:23,810 You got that right, you look like a Bento box. 319 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:26,083 - Will you help me? - How? 320 00:27:26,108 --> 00:27:29,059 I mean, you look like you need a hospital, like, yesterday. 321 00:27:29,084 --> 00:27:31,010 Let's, uh, let's put you in my car, 322 00:27:31,035 --> 00:27:33,356 - and I'll take... - That's very kind of you. 323 00:27:33,381 --> 00:27:34,971 But there is nothing that a Western hospital 324 00:27:34,995 --> 00:27:37,930 can do to help with this condition. 325 00:27:37,955 --> 00:27:40,585 Are you kidding? No, They... They... they can do anything, 326 00:27:40,610 --> 00:27:41,849 I mean, there's this kid in my school 327 00:27:41,873 --> 00:27:44,090 who wrecked his motorcycle and lost his legs, 328 00:27:44,115 --> 00:27:46,208 and so now he uses these Pogo stick things 329 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:47,505 - that they made for him... - Yes, but... 330 00:27:47,529 --> 00:27:48,724 ... and now he's, like, good at basketball, 331 00:27:48,748 --> 00:27:51,044 which is weird, 'cause he, like, sucked before, 332 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:53,753 and now he's some sort of unstoppable cyborg. 333 00:27:53,778 --> 00:27:55,896 - It's very interesting... - ... I think it's going 334 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,690 to his head, really, because now he's mopping up 335 00:27:57,714 --> 00:27:59,561 the court with everybody and talking smack about it, 336 00:27:59,585 --> 00:28:02,098 - but not in a funny way... - Excuse me, please. 337 00:28:02,123 --> 00:28:05,731 I do not mean to interrupt, but I am in a great 338 00:28:05,756 --> 00:28:07,965 degree of pain, and I cannot give your schoolyard drama 339 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:10,287 the attention I'm certain that it deserves. 340 00:28:10,596 --> 00:28:13,561 Right, uh, I was taking you to the hospital. 341 00:28:13,842 --> 00:28:17,006 - No! - Why not? 342 00:28:17,534 --> 00:28:21,538 Because... they will find me. 343 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:22,633 Who? 344 00:28:23,897 --> 00:28:25,701 What, the guys who did this to you? 345 00:28:27,719 --> 00:28:30,333 Oh, hang on if... if people are looking for you, 346 00:28:30,358 --> 00:28:32,618 that means that they are gonna come here, I... 347 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:34,271 I gotta take you back to the airport. 348 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:36,787 - No! - What? 349 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,558 If you just remove me from the suitcase, 350 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,333 I may be able to walk away under my own power. 351 00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:48,444 Oh, okay, okay, great, cool, that'd be awesome, thank you. 352 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,473 I don't really wanna be a downer, it's just... 353 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:55,051 It looks like the suitcase is kind of the only thing 354 00:28:55,076 --> 00:28:56,481 keeping you together right now 355 00:28:56,506 --> 00:28:59,317 and I can't have you spilling out and dying everywhere, 356 00:28:59,342 --> 00:29:01,420 - I'm barely renting... - Stop talking. 357 00:29:01,603 --> 00:29:02,975 Please. 358 00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:06,998 Just remove me from the suitcase. 359 00:29:08,327 --> 00:29:11,373 Start with my feet. It's okay. 360 00:29:29,475 --> 00:29:31,233 Yes, it is real, 361 00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:35,528 an unfortunate condition 362 00:29:35,553 --> 00:29:39,092 causes me to produce gold when I am in pain. 363 00:29:40,773 --> 00:29:44,709 - What... wait. What? How? - I do not know how. 364 00:29:44,734 --> 00:29:47,973 - It's just not possible. - I am afraid that since you 365 00:29:47,998 --> 00:29:50,434 are holding a coin you saw come out of my mouth, 366 00:29:50,459 --> 00:29:52,747 the burden of disproof is upon you. 367 00:29:56,012 --> 00:29:58,548 But I do not wish to talk. 368 00:29:58,756 --> 00:30:02,395 Perhaps we can try again to free me later. 369 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:05,139 Any wealth produced by our efforts will, of course, 370 00:30:05,164 --> 00:30:09,271 be yours to keep in consideration of your... 371 00:30:09,296 --> 00:30:14,273 valuable... assistance... 372 00:31:00,543 --> 00:31:02,621 They will find me. 373 00:31:04,901 --> 00:31:06,439 If people are looking for you, 374 00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:08,324 that means that they're gonna come here. 375 00:31:11,061 --> 00:31:12,236 Wait! 376 00:31:39,722 --> 00:31:43,252 Well, what you got here is a Gold 100 Kurush coin 377 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,506 from the time of Abdul Amin the Second. 378 00:31:45,925 --> 00:31:47,314 Not a lucky guy. 379 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:49,158 He died after the first world war, 380 00:31:49,183 --> 00:31:51,135 along with the Ottoman Empire. 381 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,996 But is it valuable? 382 00:31:53,972 --> 00:31:55,952 You heard me say it was gold, right? 383 00:31:56,284 --> 00:31:57,769 Of course it's valuable. 384 00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:00,541 How you come about that? 385 00:32:00,566 --> 00:32:02,132 I found it in some luggage. 386 00:32:02,464 --> 00:32:05,588 Nice. How about I give you $275? 387 00:32:22,558 --> 00:32:24,605 You should've asked for $350. 388 00:32:25,327 --> 00:32:27,527 He had to give you at least $325. 389 00:32:28,608 --> 00:32:29,830 Why didn't you call me? 390 00:32:30,207 --> 00:32:32,075 I did, we're having lunch. 391 00:32:32,355 --> 00:32:35,363 No, I mean to negotiate. You suck at this shit. 392 00:32:35,949 --> 00:32:38,579 No offense, but you kinda let people walk all over you. 393 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,476 Like Carla, for example. 394 00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,960 Yeah, that's not a problem anymore. 395 00:32:43,985 --> 00:32:45,477 You okay? 396 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:47,952 Nah, of course you're not. 397 00:32:48,538 --> 00:32:52,077 She's, uh... She's something. 398 00:32:52,954 --> 00:32:55,538 What about that coin? Where did you, uh... 399 00:32:55,563 --> 00:32:56,673 Where did you say you found that, again? 400 00:32:56,697 --> 00:32:58,667 In some luggage. 401 00:32:59,290 --> 00:33:00,579 Is there more? 402 00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:03,584 Maybe. 403 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:06,819 Bullshit. I'm calling blazing bullshit. 404 00:33:06,844 --> 00:33:08,703 Not that I'm mad, I would lie to you about where 405 00:33:08,727 --> 00:33:12,811 I was getting $500 gold pieces... Even saying $500 gold pieces. 406 00:33:13,188 --> 00:33:15,444 That's some Dungeons and Dragons shit, man. 407 00:33:15,469 --> 00:33:17,274 What'd you do, roll up a dwarf? 408 00:33:19,743 --> 00:33:21,936 - Get away from me. - What are you doing here? 409 00:33:21,961 --> 00:33:23,772 I told you I was coming to get my stuff. 410 00:33:23,797 --> 00:33:25,476 - What's wrong? - I always knew you were 411 00:33:25,501 --> 00:33:28,477 a lot of things, Justin, but never a murderer. 412 00:33:41,286 --> 00:33:42,985 Alex, guys, wait! 413 00:33:58,711 --> 00:34:01,749 - Fuck. - Why... why is he in there? 414 00:34:01,774 --> 00:34:04,147 - Justin, what did you do?! - Me? Nothing no! 415 00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:05,351 I found him that way. 416 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,233 And you just left him in there?! 417 00:34:07,258 --> 00:34:08,594 Shouldn't we get him out? 418 00:34:08,619 --> 00:34:10,163 Oh, yeah, great idea, why didn't I think of that? 419 00:34:10,187 --> 00:34:12,363 Look, it's a bit more complicated. 420 00:34:13,971 --> 00:34:15,541 Here, let me help you. 421 00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:27,024 - Let's do it again. - Okay. 422 00:34:37,678 --> 00:34:40,423 - The fuck was that? - It's too much. 423 00:34:40,448 --> 00:34:42,409 I don't know, it happened last night, too. 424 00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:44,819 - I think we should stop. - I need to rest. 425 00:34:44,844 --> 00:34:46,561 - You need to rest? - It's too much. 426 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,915 - We need to get you out. - Please. Please. 427 00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:51,266 Come here. 428 00:34:51,733 --> 00:34:53,266 Just come here. 429 00:34:54,829 --> 00:34:56,985 - You found it in a suitcase. - Yeah. 430 00:34:57,334 --> 00:34:59,573 Okay, guys, how the fuck is he doing that? 431 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,740 It doesn't matter how he's doing it, he's doing it. 432 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:04,471 This is amazing, man, we're gonna be fucking rich. 433 00:35:04,495 --> 00:35:06,145 Whoa, first of all, "we"? Second of all... 434 00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:07,451 Okay, somebody please explain to me 435 00:35:07,475 --> 00:35:09,529 - what the fuck's going on? - Yeah, "we." 436 00:35:09,554 --> 00:35:11,585 We're gonna be rich. We're roommates, man, 437 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,196 - we share everything, right? - What about him? 438 00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:14,545 Not everything, and second of all, 439 00:35:14,569 --> 00:35:16,356 we're just gonna help him get out of the case. 440 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,107 Excuse me, young sir. 441 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,583 Maybe we can make some money. 442 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:26,469 - No. No. - Justin, is this real? 443 00:35:26,494 --> 00:35:28,176 Not you, the other young sir. 444 00:35:28,201 --> 00:35:29,560 - This is gold, right? - Nothing bad's gonna happen 445 00:35:29,584 --> 00:35:31,823 to anybody... I feel like something bad's gonna happen 446 00:35:31,848 --> 00:35:33,371 if we keep him around for too long. 447 00:35:33,396 --> 00:35:36,436 Stop! Stop, stop, no! 448 00:35:36,461 --> 00:35:38,266 No, young sir, please! Please! 449 00:35:38,290 --> 00:35:40,365 - We can't. - I know! 450 00:35:41,377 --> 00:35:44,037 - Alex, what are you doing? - What are you doing, man? 451 00:35:44,623 --> 00:35:45,880 - Alex. - Alex. Jesus. 452 00:35:52,794 --> 00:35:54,777 Oh, he's not going anywhere. 453 00:35:56,089 --> 00:35:57,521 Yeah, okay. 454 00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:01,498 We keep him for 48 hours and then we let him go. 455 00:36:02,070 --> 00:36:03,419 Deal. 456 00:36:57,356 --> 00:36:58,997 Oh, fuck. 457 00:37:15,323 --> 00:37:16,692 Smoke a bowl? 458 00:37:30,002 --> 00:37:31,411 Why did you stop? 459 00:37:42,524 --> 00:37:44,444 Hit him again, what are you waiting for? 460 00:37:44,469 --> 00:37:46,851 Look, I don't know if he can take a higher setting. 461 00:37:46,876 --> 00:37:48,768 That's what you said before you turned it up last time 462 00:37:48,792 --> 00:37:50,520 and look how much is coming out. 463 00:37:50,545 --> 00:37:51,545 I think we should stop. 464 00:37:51,567 --> 00:37:52,918 - No. - No. 465 00:37:52,943 --> 00:37:56,662 No. It is okay. 466 00:37:57,931 --> 00:38:00,498 I do not deserve any better. 467 00:38:00,523 --> 00:38:03,013 Do whatever you will. 468 00:38:04,286 --> 00:38:08,325 I-I think... my heart will stop soon. 469 00:38:08,513 --> 00:38:09,513 Please. 470 00:38:11,469 --> 00:38:14,139 No, hey, what the fuck?! Did you hear what he said? 471 00:38:14,164 --> 00:38:16,993 Justin, don't be such a dick. 472 00:38:17,018 --> 00:38:20,310 We're about to get everything that we've ever wanted here. 473 00:38:20,997 --> 00:38:22,653 That cherry red Challenger you've been eyeing, 474 00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,131 that's yours, man. 475 00:38:24,156 --> 00:38:26,129 I mean, with this kind of money we're close to being able 476 00:38:26,153 --> 00:38:29,683 to buy vacation homes somewhere tax-sheltery... 477 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,597 with boats! 478 00:38:31,622 --> 00:38:33,347 Fucking boats, man. 479 00:38:33,372 --> 00:38:36,200 No, we agreed, 48 hours. 480 00:38:36,954 --> 00:38:38,138 Alex. 481 00:38:39,407 --> 00:38:41,520 There comes a time where you're gonna need to ask yourself 482 00:38:41,544 --> 00:38:43,714 - who you wanna be? - Why is he still talking? 483 00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:47,302 I wanna be rich. I wanna be rich. 484 00:38:47,661 --> 00:38:50,878 Fucking look around. Open your fucking eyes. 485 00:38:50,903 --> 00:38:53,652 With this kind of money, you can buy your dad's business 486 00:38:53,677 --> 00:38:55,324 and make him work for you. 487 00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:57,966 No, no, no, you two are fucking evil. This is bullshit. 488 00:38:57,991 --> 00:39:01,070 Justin, how did you think this was gonna end? 489 00:39:01,095 --> 00:39:03,704 I didn't think it was gonna end up with us being murderers?! 490 00:39:09,904 --> 00:39:11,540 I'm calling the cops. 491 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:17,563 No! 492 00:39:18,376 --> 00:39:19,671 What are you doing?! 493 00:40:01,314 --> 00:40:02,916 What do we do now? 494 00:40:03,408 --> 00:40:07,033 Um... we run. 495 00:40:07,603 --> 00:40:11,517 That's what we do, we... We get the hell out of here. 496 00:40:12,759 --> 00:40:16,002 This kind of money, it'll... It'll take us to Paris, to... 497 00:40:16,744 --> 00:40:19,891 to Rio... maybe Constantinople. 498 00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,746 That's not a place anymore. 499 00:40:21,771 --> 00:40:23,163 Shut up. 500 00:40:24,981 --> 00:40:26,374 What do we do about him? 501 00:40:29,639 --> 00:40:32,197 I say we get one last jackpot and blaze. 502 00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:40,742 Oh, no, please don't. 503 00:40:40,767 --> 00:40:43,079 You naughty children. 504 00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:51,107 You're so naughty. 505 00:40:51,132 --> 00:40:54,654 How will this world contain your wickedness? 506 00:41:02,476 --> 00:41:07,279 Yes! Yes! Yeah! 507 00:41:43,085 --> 00:41:46,171 No! No! No! 508 00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:26,904 _ 509 00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:31,769 How was your visit to our fair city? 510 00:42:31,794 --> 00:42:35,631 It was delightful, most productive, as always. 511 00:42:35,656 --> 00:42:37,584 I trust everything is in order? 512 00:42:37,609 --> 00:42:39,896 First class, window seat, arriving in Istanbul 513 00:42:39,921 --> 00:42:41,326 at 9:30 a.m. 514 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:42,788 And you're quite certain you'll be able 515 00:42:42,812 --> 00:42:44,607 to accommodate my bags. 516 00:42:44,632 --> 00:42:47,731 For a customer as loyal as you? Anything. 517 00:42:57,614 --> 00:42:58,857 Help me! 518 00:43:22,931 --> 00:43:24,931 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 37095

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