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Hey Jake, can I show you
something over here?
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Sure thing, bud.
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I'm trying to send
Genevieve a sexy pic.
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Does this make
my bubble butt pop?
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Nope.
I'm out.
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- Who's that?
- I don't know.
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Um, excuse me, pal.
Think you're at my desk.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Drop it!
Drop the weapon!
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Don't be a dum-dum.
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Squad, meet
Detective Adrian Pimento.
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He's been deep undercover
for the last 12 years,
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but he's just resurfaced,
and he's rejoining the Nine-Nine.
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That... is...
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awesome!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Some of you just met
Detective Pimento,
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and, of course, some of you knew
him before he went undercover.
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Hitchcock and Scully. Ha.
You guys still work here?
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The only way they're getting
rid of us is in a body bag.
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It actually happened once,
but it was a false alarm.
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Detective Pimento will be
returning to his old desk.
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Peralta will temporarily be
moved to the break room.
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Questions?
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What'd you do undercover?
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I worked for
Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis.
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That is an A-list mobster.
Tell me literally everything.
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Everyone, shut up!
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Pretty much just
a bagman for him.
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I mean, I did some other stuff.
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Um, we usually try to tell
funnier little stories.
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Well, there's nothing
funny about what I did
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for The Butcher.
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I've had to learn not to blink,
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because every time I close
my eyes, I see a fresh horror.
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Ooh, dark.
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But how do you keep
your eyes moist?
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Actually, I have
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a very funny story
about keeping my eyes moist.
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Come on...
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Nope.
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Still not getting
that vibe, man.
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- Really?
- Mm-mm.
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I'll get there.
That's my bad, everybody.
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Dismissed.
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Sir, can I partner with
Pimento on my B&E?
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That guy is awesome.
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He's like a real life
Donnie Brasco.
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Isn't Donnie Brasco a really
sad movie that ends terribly?
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Yeah, but he's got
that cool jacket,
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and he's always
down at the docks.
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I'm not sure I want
you working with Pimento.
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He's a little unstable.
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Machine!
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Psychologically, this could be
a very difficult transition.
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Yeah, I know, I went undercover.
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63 days, no big deal.
You probably forgot.
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No, it's your outgoing
voice mail message.
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Hey, it's Jake.
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Can't get to the phone
right now.
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I might be undercover again,
like I was for 63 days.
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Bye!
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Look, I know what
he's going through.
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Let me be the man
that brings him in from the cold.
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All right, he can work
the B&E with you.
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Just make sure you take it easy.
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Uh, sir, I was 20 minutes late
for work today.
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I don't think you need to
tell me about taking it easy.
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Are you bragging
about being a bad employee?
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No.
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Dismissed? Me?
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I figured out the best way
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to welcome Pimento
to the Nine-Nine.
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Stay out of his way,
maybe buy him a drink,
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not do anything weird?
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I'm making him a goat stew.
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Huh... all right.
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Yeah, now,
this Turkmenistani dish
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is traditionally made from
an animal that's been so overfed
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it can no longer stand.
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That's the dream.
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Everything is authentic.
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I even ordered
the pressure cooker
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from Turkmenistan.
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So you're on a terrorist
watch list now?
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Oh, yeah, Homeland Security's
been in my house, yep.
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Now, this just needs to cook for
another 11 hours, 32 minutes,
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and 6...
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What the hell, Boyle!
You almost killed me!
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I'm not going out
in a stew-making accident!
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Terry's gonna die
saving the President,
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or Terry's never gonna die!
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There's no way we can
clean this up by ourselves.
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We're gonna need help.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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What are you saying?
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You know what she's saying, man.
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Oh, no.
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Mean Marge.
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So we're supposed to come
running to clean up your mess
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every time you snap
your fat little fingers?
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Oh, no, no, I actually
can't snap my fingers,
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they're always too wet.
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And I just thought,
since it's your job...
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Oh, I see.
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You cops think you're too good
to clean up after yourselves?
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Uh... no, I can do it myself,
I'll just...
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That's union work!
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How dare you try
to steal our jobs.
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So where do we go from here?
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Well, you know the old saying,
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"The only way to unclog a toilet
is to let it sit."
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You're a janitor.
You should know that's not true.
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Boys, take out the trash.
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Oh, great!
So you will do it?
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Oh!
I'm the trash, I get it.
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Okay, that makes more sense
with your tone.
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Oops! Oh...
Love you, Marge.
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You wanted to see me, sir?
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Yes, I have a special
project for you.
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Okay, but I'll have
you know right now
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I only fly first class.
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I'm not flying you anywhere.
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I made an application to
the M.C. Guffin Foundation
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for a grant to upgrade
our office equipment.
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Unfortunately, they require
a video submission.
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I understand you have
some filmmaking experience.
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Well, you know, I've been
re-Vined by Rob Kardashian,
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so, yeah, I'm a director.
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Here's what I'm picturing:
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I enter, in, like,
a Fellini-style getup.
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Rosa's dressed
like a porcupine...
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Oh, no, no.
We're just gonna do a simple,
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straightforward tour
of the precinct
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featuring Detective Diaz and me.
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Are you sure?
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You're not our most dynamic
screen presences.
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I can be dynamic.
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Exclamation point.
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Well, Diaz and I have
that kind of easy chemistry
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- where we finish each other's...
- Sentences.
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Please, don't interrupt me.
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That kind of nonsense
won't happen on camera.
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Hey, hey, Pimento.
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Hey!
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This is my desk, okay?
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Okay, well,
now that that's out of the way,
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I was just coming to let you
know we're gonna work
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a B&E together;
we're gonna be partners.
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Nope.
I work alone.
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Plus, The Butcher says
he has spies in the NYPD,
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so I trust none of these dildos.
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Listen, you can trust me.
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- I'm, like, obsessed with you.
- Fine.
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Tell me something you've never
told another living soul.
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Um...
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Ooh, here's one.
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I'm actually not strong enough
to lift a water cooler jug,
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so I always find a way
to make Terry do it.
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Here's mine.
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Jimmy "The Butcher" made me
drive a croquet wicket
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through a guy's eyes
into his brain.
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Brain leaked out his eyes
like he was crying his own mind.
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My goodness.
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Now that I've heard yours,
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I feel like
my water cooler thing
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could have been
a little more juicy, but...
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No. That was
embarrassing for you.
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A bond has been made.
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Feels good to trust again,
brother.
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Wow, either you are a cyborg
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or you're carrying
so many weapons in this jacket.
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Hey.
Kitchen, now.
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Okay.
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What's up?
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Something's not right
about that guy.
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Why, just because he keeps
threatening to kill me
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in the middle of a police
precinct? Uh, grow up.
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Because I'm physically
attracted to him.
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And that's bad?
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the Vulture, the ShamWow guy,
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and when I was a kid,
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I had a major crush
on the evil Gremlin.
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Stripe?
Are you crazy?
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Yeah, well I'm not
gonna bone Gizmo.
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- I would.
- Careful with Pimento.
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It's gonna be fine.
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Hey, partner.
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- Oh!
- I've been waiting for you.
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Sorry if I surprised you.
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It's just when I was undercover,
the middle of the night
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was the only time
I could do actual police work.
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Uh, how'd you get
in the apartment?
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Oh, it was easy.
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I just seduced
the old lady upstairs,
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came down the fire escape,
jimmied the window open.
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Bing-bang-boom, I'm inside
your living quarters.
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Totally.
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Course, next time you could just
give me a call, you know.
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Two ways to pop in on a friend.
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I didn't kill
the old lady upstairs,
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if that's what
you're worried about.
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Well, I am now.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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You think I'm being weird.
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Oh, I shouldn't have come here.
This is your apartment.
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I'm so sorry, Jake!
Stupid, Paul!
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Stupid!
You idiot, Paul!
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- Hey! Pimento!
- Huh?!
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- Who's Paul?
- Whoa.
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Paul Sneed
was my undercover name.
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'Kay?
Damn it, Jake.
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I don't know who I am anymore.
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You could have chose
any name to go undercover,
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and you picked Paul Sneed?
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Seems kind of crazy.
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I shouldn't have come here.
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This was a mistake.
I'm not ready.
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I knew I wasn't ready
to go back to being police.
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It's the only job I've ever had
except for bagging groceries
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at the supermarket at the corner
of Atlantic and Clinton.
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I guess I could go back
to that again.
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"Paper or plastic?"
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Yeah, still got it.
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Listen to me, I was undercover.
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63 days with the Mafia.
I saw some messed-up stuff.
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I know what your struggle is.
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And I can bring you home,
but you've got to trust me.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Great. Now, I've got
to get some sleep.
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You're welcome to stay here
and work the case if you want.
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Thanks, partner.
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I promise I won't
disturb you at all.
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Whuuuhhhh.
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Whuuuhhhh.
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- Hey, Pimento.
- Huh?
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I thought you were just gonna
be looking through the files
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- or something, man.
- Sorry, brother.
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Tai chi helps
keep the demons at bay.
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Right.
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And...
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Do you have to do it
in your underwear?
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I can't take them off,
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'cause then you'd be looking
right at my penis and testicles.
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Can't argue with that logic.
Mm-kay.
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Why is there
so much garbage in here?
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Mean Marge
won't clean up the stew.
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And also, she suspended
our trash service.
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What happened?
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You didn't grovel enough,
did you?
251
00:09:02,023 --> 00:09:04,692
Seriously, Amy,
you're gonna ask Charles Boyle
252
00:09:04,693 --> 00:09:06,860
if he groveled enough?
Come on!
253
00:09:06,861 --> 00:09:08,495
This is the grossest thing
I've ever seen,
254
00:09:08,496 --> 00:09:10,130
and I have three kids
under the age of four.
255
00:09:10,198 --> 00:09:11,699
I live in a house of fluids.
256
00:09:11,766 --> 00:09:13,534
Look, I have a plan, okay?
257
00:09:13,535 --> 00:09:15,402
We're just gonna go over
Mean Marge's head
258
00:09:15,403 --> 00:09:16,403
and we're gonna tell Holt.
259
00:09:16,404 --> 00:09:17,638
Tell me what?
260
00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:19,039
Oh, well, I don't know
if you noticed,
261
00:09:19,107 --> 00:09:21,075
but there was an accident
in the break room yesterday.
262
00:09:21,142 --> 00:09:24,611
Oh, yes, shattered windows,
bones everywhere.
263
00:09:24,612 --> 00:09:27,314
It's very "New York in the 70s."
Clean it up.
264
00:09:27,382 --> 00:09:29,616
The, uh, problem...
265
00:09:29,617 --> 00:09:32,953
is Marge in facilities
is refusing to help.
266
00:09:33,021 --> 00:09:35,456
We were actually hoping
maybe you could ask her.
267
00:09:35,457 --> 00:09:36,457
Excuse me?
268
00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:38,358
I'm the captain
of this precinct.
269
00:09:38,359 --> 00:09:41,195
I don't have time to mediate
your petty squabbles.
270
00:09:41,196 --> 00:09:44,231
I've taken a sacred oath
to protect this community,
271
00:09:44,232 --> 00:09:46,800
and that is a job
I take seriously.
272
00:09:46,868 --> 00:09:48,188
So you're afraid of her, too,
huh?
273
00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:49,417
Terrified.
274
00:09:53,274 --> 00:09:55,476
Yeah, perp knew
where the camera was.
275
00:09:55,477 --> 00:09:56,944
Must have cased the joint
ahead of time.
276
00:09:56,945 --> 00:09:58,779
We're gonna need all
your footage from the past week.
277
00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:01,515
Ha-ha-ha.
This is an amateur job.
278
00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:03,317
Everybody knows you break in
when the owner's there.
279
00:10:03,318 --> 00:10:05,119
That way you have guaranteed
access to the safe,
280
00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,054
and you can kick his teeth in
to send a message.
281
00:10:07,055 --> 00:10:08,655
Okay, why don't you just...
282
00:10:08,656 --> 00:10:10,224
Oh, sure, you could
slit his throat, but then
283
00:10:10,225 --> 00:10:11,558
what are you going to do
with all the blood?
284
00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:13,994
Uh, we'd leave it in his body,
where blood lives,
285
00:10:13,995 --> 00:10:15,295
because we're cops.
286
00:10:15,296 --> 00:10:17,564
Oh, right, we're cops.
And don't worry, sir.
287
00:10:17,565 --> 00:10:19,366
We're gonna
catch these bastards,
288
00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:22,035
- or my name isn't Paul Sneed.
- Adrian Pimento.
289
00:10:22,036 --> 00:10:24,371
Adrian Pimento.
So, what'd they take?
290
00:10:24,372 --> 00:10:26,373
About $15,000 worth of stuff.
291
00:10:26,374 --> 00:10:29,276
TVs, cameras,
bunch of pre-paid cell phones.
292
00:10:29,277 --> 00:10:31,111
Ooh, you sell burner phones?
293
00:10:31,112 --> 00:10:32,846
What kind of deals
you got on those?
294
00:10:32,847 --> 00:10:34,081
Why do you want
to know about the deals?
295
00:10:34,082 --> 00:10:36,316
Just gathering evidence
for the case,
296
00:10:36,317 --> 00:10:37,885
'cause I'm a cop, remember?
297
00:10:37,886 --> 00:10:40,387
- Detective Paul Sneed.
- Adrian Pimento.
298
00:10:40,388 --> 00:10:44,458
Adrian Piment... I... I know who I am...
you know what... forget this!
299
00:10:44,459 --> 00:10:45,459
Ah... okay.
300
00:10:47,595 --> 00:10:50,197
Hey, hey, hey, come on, man.
301
00:10:50,265 --> 00:10:53,267
Look, I get it...
you're still tense.
302
00:10:53,268 --> 00:10:55,002
When I came back
from being undercover,
303
00:10:55,003 --> 00:10:56,503
they made me see a shrink.
304
00:10:56,504 --> 00:10:58,372
But then he told me I had
dad issues, and I was like,
305
00:10:58,373 --> 00:10:59,807
"You know what,
you can't tell me what to do,
306
00:10:59,808 --> 00:11:01,740
you're not my dad,"
so he was a moron.
307
00:11:01,776 --> 00:11:03,710
No, you know what, that's good
advice... thanks, man, thanks.
308
00:11:03,711 --> 00:11:05,831
I... I'll be right back,
I just left something inside.
309
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,417
Hey, give me one of those.
310
00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:13,921
Why are you buying
a burner phone?
311
00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:15,756
Cue smoke machine.
312
00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:18,192
And... action Holt.
313
00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:22,996
Welcome to the Nine-Nine.
I'm Captain Raymond Holt.
314
00:11:22,997 --> 00:11:25,199
And I'm Detective Rosa Diaz.
315
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,167
I don't understand why
I'm on a wheelchair.
316
00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:28,669
Cut!
317
00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:32,206
For the last time, Rosa, through
the magic of special effects,
318
00:11:32,207 --> 00:11:34,675
the wheelchair
will turn into a horse,
319
00:11:34,676 --> 00:11:36,777
but I need you to work with me.
320
00:11:36,778 --> 00:11:38,912
Give me a little "hee-yah!"
Hee-yah!
321
00:11:38,913 --> 00:11:40,247
This is idiotic.
322
00:11:40,248 --> 00:11:42,316
Maybe because you didn't
karate chop your way
323
00:11:42,317 --> 00:11:44,384
through the smoke, as scripted.
324
00:11:44,452 --> 00:11:45,552
I'm out.
Scully.
325
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,820
Rosa!
326
00:11:46,888 --> 00:11:48,956
Hee-yah, hee-yah.
327
00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:50,123
I wanted a simple,
straightforward
328
00:11:50,124 --> 00:11:51,525
video tour of the precinct,
329
00:11:51,526 --> 00:11:54,194
and you've added the one
ingredient I didn't want:
330
00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:55,195
pizzazz.
331
00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:57,664
Pizzazz is who I am.
332
00:11:57,665 --> 00:12:00,601
Would you tell the sky
to stop being so blue?
333
00:12:00,602 --> 00:12:02,336
- Yes. I wish it were tan.
- What?
334
00:12:02,337 --> 00:12:04,571
It's my favorite color.
It's no-nonsense.
335
00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:06,740
Hey, I've been tailing Pimento,
336
00:12:06,741 --> 00:12:08,075
and I think you were right.
337
00:12:08,142 --> 00:12:09,843
There's something weird
going on with that guy.
338
00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:11,378
I knew it. Ugh!
339
00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:13,046
I can't believe
I'm gonna sleep with him.
340
00:12:13,047 --> 00:12:15,249
Well, you don't have to.
341
00:12:15,316 --> 00:12:16,550
No, I'm gonna.
342
00:12:16,618 --> 00:12:18,652
He secretly
bought a burner phone,
343
00:12:18,653 --> 00:12:19,853
he broke into my apartment
344
00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:21,241
and he keeps forgetting
he's a cop
345
00:12:21,289 --> 00:12:23,223
and calling himself
by his alias, Paul Sneed.
346
00:12:23,224 --> 00:12:24,524
Paul Sneed?
347
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,326
He said Figgis has spies
in the NYPD.
348
00:12:26,394 --> 00:12:28,962
Rosa, what if he's one of them?
What if he turned?
349
00:12:28,963 --> 00:12:30,898
Oh, here he comes.
350
00:12:30,899 --> 00:12:33,200
Oh, man, bolt cutters?
351
00:12:33,201 --> 00:12:34,468
Bolt cutters have literally
352
00:12:34,469 --> 00:12:35,949
never been used by
an innocent person.
353
00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:37,437
I use them all the time
when I make jewelry.
354
00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:38,939
What?
Oh, my God.
355
00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:40,207
Follow-up questions later.
356
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:41,408
All right, I got to
keep following him.
357
00:12:41,409 --> 00:12:42,943
All right, but be careful.
358
00:12:42,944 --> 00:12:45,612
Oh, don't worry about me.
I'll be invisible.
359
00:12:45,613 --> 00:12:47,648
Now you see me, now you...
360
00:12:47,649 --> 00:12:49,616
- ♪ 'Cause here's my number
- Ah...
361
00:12:49,617 --> 00:12:50,984
♪ So call me maybe
362
00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:53,287
We're cool, we're cool.
363
00:12:53,288 --> 00:12:55,448
Everything's still cool.
He didn't hear me, we're cool.
364
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:03,715
Rosa.
365
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,983
Pimento just put on a ski mask
366
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,985
and broke into a creepy
abandoned warehouse.
367
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:07,986
Mm, that's hot.
368
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,354
It is?
369
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,588
Oh, wait, he's coming back out.
370
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,090
Did he do something super shady?
371
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,246
Are his eyes all wild?
372
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,926
- Rosa, focus.
- Sorry.
373
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,528
Send a pic. Bye.
374
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,329
Okay, guess we're done talking.
375
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,668
Well, they still haven't
cleaned up in there,
376
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,271
but the good news is
I got a new plan.
377
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,973
I let one of the perps
accidentally get out of holding,
378
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,276
then I take him down
to the break room.
379
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,511
Oopsie.
Now it's a whole crime scene.
380
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,727
And then we can get
crime scene cleaners.
381
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,749
- Boom.
- Not so fast.
382
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,064
That room gets clean
when I say it gets cleaned.
383
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,853
You can't stop us now.
384
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,688
You ever heard the old saying,
385
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,191
"Know the garbage,
know the man?"
386
00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:47,358
That's not a saying.
387
00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:50,628
Yes, it is.
I know all your secrets.
388
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,063
Boyle.
389
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,831
You got a taste for fast food.
390
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,533
Those aren't mine.
391
00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:57,235
I only eat
locally-sourced meats.
392
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,736
They could be Terry's.
He was fat once, you know?
393
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,171
What the hell, Boyle?
394
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,306
Speaking of Jeffords,
395
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,107
maybe your daughters
would like to know
396
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,798
that their daddy throws away
all their drawings?
397
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:08,213
They just draw so many,
and they're all so bad.
398
00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,148
And you, Santiago,
399
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,383
maybe the world would like to
see that draft of a memo
400
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:16,287
you wrote where you used
T-H-E-I-R instead of T-H-E-R-E?
401
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,256
Oh, you sick son of a bitch.
402
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,591
Why do you hate us so much?
403
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,659
I know you call me Mean Marge.
404
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,461
Do you even know my last name?
405
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,862
Hmm?
406
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:27,732
- Mop-Bucket?
- Scully, don't guess.
407
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:28,900
- Please.
- No.
408
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,268
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
409
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,471
"Mop-Bucket," Scully?
410
00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,036
It was a educated guess.
411
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:38,443
Thanks for coming.
412
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,578
Pimento put the duffel in his
trunk, parked around the corner,
413
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,280
and went home; he's been doing
shirtless tai chi
414
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,281
in his window ever since.
415
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,582
Which window is that?
416
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,821
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
417
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,122
Look, I got to
get into that trunk.
418
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,657
And you need me
to break into the car for you?
419
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:53,658
What?
No, I can do it.
420
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,126
Why would you say that?
421
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,395
Because one time you lost your keys
and you called a tow truck.
422
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,364
My mom pays for
roadside assistance.
423
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,600
Why wouldn't I call it?
I'm doing this.
424
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:09,207
Okay, great take!
You guys are finally getting it.
425
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,710
All right, let's go again.
Action Holt!
426
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,716
Welcome to the Nine-Nine.
I'm Captain Raymond Holt.
427
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,853
And I'm Detective Rosa Diaz.
Hee-yah.
428
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,187
The hell is this?
429
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,457
You had a pizzazz problem,
so you've been recast, sweetie.
430
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,859
Welcome to Hollywood.
431
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,662
You know, David here
really connected with the role.
432
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,231
The key is to invent
a backstory for your character.
433
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:36,934
Now, my Raymond Holt is addicted
to pills, but no one knows.
434
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:40,638
You see, he really
understands the craft,
435
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,808
whereas you and Rosa just sort
of flop around
436
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,743
like a couple of boring normals.
437
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,445
I'm sorry, but we're detectives,
438
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,247
not professional actors.
439
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,548
We were trying our hardest.
440
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,717
- "We were trying our hardest."
- Stop it.
441
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:56,087
Gina, this is a disgrace.
I'm removing you as director.
442
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,623
There he goes.
443
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,258
Off to take more pills.
444
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,694
Oh, yeah.
445
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,096
Suck it, roadside assistance.
446
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,464
Well, well, well.
447
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,865
Hello, Jake.
448
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,335
Adrian, what a coincidence
bumping into you here.
449
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,336
Well, see you tomorrow.
450
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:13,705
You know what,
let's hang out now.
451
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,906
I was thinking
the exact same thing.
452
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,575
What are you doing here,
partner?
453
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,643
Pimento's still in the windo.
454
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,011
Come on, Jake.
455
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,280
You honestly didn't assume
I would hire a look-alike
456
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,615
to wear a fake beard
and do tai chi in my window?
457
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,417
No, I definitely
didn't assume that.
458
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,152
And plus, you seriously
thought that was me?
459
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,721
I mean, you've seen me
in my underpants.
460
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,589
My butt is rock hard.
461
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,024
That guy's got a pancake butt.
462
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,792
I can't believe you're still
working for Figgis.
463
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,260
That's why you've been
acting so weird.
464
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,962
Breaking into my apartment,
buying a burner phone,
465
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,530
grabbing this duffel.
466
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,199
I broke into your apartment
'cause I didn't feel safe
467
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,600
- at my home.
- Okay.
468
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,302
And a burner phone is
the only kind of phone I can get
469
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,970
because I disappeared
for 12 years,
470
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,072
- and now have terrible credit.
- Makes sense.
471
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,941
You want to know
what's in the duffel?
472
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,709
Open it up, tough guy.
473
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,480
Oh, look at that.
474
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,850
A bunch of old family photos
and personal belongings.
475
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,385
Pimento's mementos.
476
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,486
I know you have a gun on me.
477
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,554
I just couldn't
resist the rhyme, sorry.
478
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,490
I stashed it all
when I became Paul Sneed.
479
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,158
I couldn't have them
finding anything
480
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,292
that could
trace back to my family.
481
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,660
I get it, all right?
482
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,484
I went through the exact
same thing when I came back...
483
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:14,432
You have no clue
what I've been through!
484
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,734
You know what?
485
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,436
I can't believe I trusted you.
486
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,205
Okay.
487
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,474
Just get out of here, Jake.
488
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,476
Oh, my God, this guy's
got a pancake butt.
489
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,712
It's not Pimento.
Get out of there, Jake!
490
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,046
Thanks, Rosa.
491
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,140
So Detective Pimento
didn't show up for work today.
492
00:17:32,141 --> 00:17:33,274
Any idea why?
493
00:17:33,342 --> 00:17:34,909
Oh, yeah, I straight up
drove him off.
494
00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:36,677
Big screw-up on my part.
495
00:17:36,745 --> 00:17:38,954
I'm trying this new thing
where I just own my mistakes.
496
00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,777
- I like it. Do you?
- I did.
497
00:17:40,778 --> 00:17:42,545
- Until you bragged about it.
- Yeah.
498
00:17:42,546 --> 00:17:43,880
Pimento left his gun
and badge on my desk,
499
00:17:43,881 --> 00:17:46,282
along with a note reading,
"I can't do this.
500
00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:48,084
I'm better off as a bagman."
501
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,452
Oh, no.
502
00:17:49,453 --> 00:17:51,020
You think he went back
to work with Figgis?
503
00:17:51,021 --> 00:17:52,021
Worse.
504
00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:53,756
Fine, single bag it.
505
00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:55,892
It's your funeral,
you dumb son of a bitch.
506
00:17:55,893 --> 00:17:58,227
Get out of here.
507
00:17:58,228 --> 00:17:59,227
Idiot.
508
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,531
Hey, partner.
509
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:02,965
Bag boys don't have partners.
510
00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,233
Actually, cashiers and bag boys
511
00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:05,635
need to be totally in sync...
512
00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:07,170
Shut up, Maggie.
513
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,405
Look, man, you sacrificed
12 years of your life
514
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:11,574
for the police department;
you're a hero.
515
00:18:11,575 --> 00:18:13,609
I'm sorry
that I didn't trust you.
516
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:15,778
Yeah. Me too.
517
00:18:15,779 --> 00:18:19,449
Look, can I tell you something
I've never told anyone before?
518
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:23,820
My time undercover in the Mafia
was actually kind of lame.
519
00:18:23,821 --> 00:18:25,988
I mean, I wanted it
to be badass,
520
00:18:25,989 --> 00:18:27,890
but I'm good at computers,
so I mostly just helped them
521
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,158
switch over from AOL.
522
00:18:29,159 --> 00:18:32,295
I have no idea
what you're going through.
523
00:18:32,296 --> 00:18:35,164
And I want to tell you that it's
all gonna go back to normal,
524
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:37,033
but honestly, I have no clue.
525
00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:41,704
Anyways, the footage came back
on that B&E,
526
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,206
and we've got a suspect.
527
00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,567
I'm going to bust him right now
if you want to come with me.
528
00:18:48,078 --> 00:18:49,345
Why don't you
give me those eggs?
529
00:18:49,346 --> 00:18:50,480
I'll put them on top here.
530
00:18:51,815 --> 00:18:53,549
Okay.
531
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,338
What was that about?
What happened to you?
532
00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:56,753
Maggie, butt out!
533
00:18:56,754 --> 00:18:58,755
Okay?
This is my life!
534
00:18:58,756 --> 00:19:00,123
So I just received word
535
00:19:00,124 --> 00:19:01,891
from our friend
at the Guffin Foundation.
536
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:04,227
Apparently they loved
our video submission.
537
00:19:04,294 --> 00:19:05,661
What did you send them?
538
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,897
A cinematic masterpiece
is what I sent them.
539
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,310
Did it feature pizzazz?
540
00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:11,267
No, none at all, sir.
541
00:19:11,268 --> 00:19:13,669
First, I couldn't wrap my head
around that concept,
542
00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:15,171
but then I realized:
543
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:17,607
do you know which dogs get
the most likes on the internet?
544
00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:19,142
Anatolian Shepherds.
545
00:19:19,143 --> 00:19:21,611
No, ugly little runts
546
00:19:21,612 --> 00:19:25,515
with wonky eyes and tongues
that won't stay in their mouths.
547
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,916
But the Anatolian Shepherd
548
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,484
is unrivaled
for protecting livestock.
549
00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:30,186
I was trying to wow them,
550
00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:34,023
and I should have just been
showcasing our wonk-eye.
551
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,591
♪ I will remember you
552
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,728
We were trying our hardest,
but this is a disgrace.
553
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:40,897
Disgrace, disgrace.
554
00:19:40,898 --> 00:19:42,927
Help us.
Stop it.
555
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:48,171
And that's real audio of
your very-real diva meltdown.
556
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:51,240
You might just make it
as an actor after all.
557
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:52,475
Well done, Linetti.
558
00:19:52,543 --> 00:19:53,676
Sergeant Linetti.
559
00:19:53,677 --> 00:19:55,878
I had the fake Holt
give me a promotion.
560
00:19:55,879 --> 00:19:57,713
He signed the papers
and everything.
561
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:00,650
What do you want?
562
00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:03,252
To tell you that we will
officially be renaming
563
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:08,891
the fourth-floor break room
"The Marge Bronigan Break Room."
564
00:20:08,892 --> 00:20:10,226
Well.
565
00:20:10,227 --> 00:20:11,627
Looks like somebody
did their homework.
566
00:20:11,695 --> 00:20:13,162
It was me.
I did it.
567
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:14,230
So what's the catch?
568
00:20:14,231 --> 00:20:16,299
The ceremony
starts in two hours.
569
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,168
Now, I know our squad
is not in the janitor's union,
570
00:20:19,169 --> 00:20:20,803
but it'd sure be nice
if we were allowed
571
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,105
to clean the place up
before then.
572
00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:26,342
We cleaned up the stew,
573
00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:31,848
which means the Marge Bronigan
Break Room is open for business!
574
00:20:31,849 --> 00:20:34,951
Okay, we'll take out your trash,
do normal cleaning,
575
00:20:34,952 --> 00:20:36,285
but no big messes.
576
00:20:36,286 --> 00:20:38,254
Great!
Time for the christening.
577
00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,693
Oh, crap.
578
00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:49,398
Congratulations.
579
00:20:49,399 --> 00:20:52,602
Perp is on the third floor.
Everyone know your assignment?
580
00:20:52,603 --> 00:20:53,970
Mind if I tag along?
581
00:20:53,971 --> 00:20:55,271
Pimento?
582
00:20:55,272 --> 00:20:56,439
I thought about it.
583
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,107
If you say things
will get back to normal,
584
00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:00,610
then I trust you.
585
00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:02,044
All right.
586
00:21:02,045 --> 00:21:03,045
Let's do this.
587
00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:05,715
You're with me, partner.
588
00:21:05,716 --> 00:21:07,950
NYPD! You're under arrest!
589
00:21:07,951 --> 00:21:09,719
You're gonna die!
590
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,420
No, Pimento!
No!
591
00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:13,537
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