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Frank: This place has got the
best hot dogs in Philadelphia.
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Once you nosh on these, you're
not gonna want to eat another
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hot dog after this.
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Dee: Might as well get some
snacks while we're here.
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Charlie: I'm getting a beer.
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Dennis: Don't grab a beer.
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We're on our way to a bar,
which we own.
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Mac: I'm gonna get a
beer, too.
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Are you serious?
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Anyone else?
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Yeah, I'll have a beer.
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Of course I want a beer.
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Yeah.
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All right, well, I'm not
gonna be the only one not
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drinking beer, so come on.
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Don't move!
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(Dee gasps)
Oh, sh...
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Open the register.
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Open it!
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Oh, shit, oh, god, we're all
gonna die.
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Put the money in the bag.
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your
brains out!
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What are we gonna do?
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(Breathing hard)
Put the money in the bag.
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your
brains out!
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What are we gonna do?
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I will shoot you in the teeth.
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Okay.
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Give me the money.
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(Gravely voice): Hey, bozo.
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Walk away now, and I let you
live... or stick around and
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repent for your sins.
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You better step your ass back.
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And you better say "cheese."
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Huh?
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(Grunting)
Crisis averted.
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Holy shit!
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Mac, that was amazing!
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Oh, my god.
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Did you like my "say cheese"
line?
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I didn't quite get that, if
I'm being honest.
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Yeah, I was a little bit
confused by that as well.
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It was a pun, 'cause I flung
cheese in his face, you know?
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No, I got that, but...
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Yeah, but-but that's not
really a pun.
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No.
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No, if you... if you had
taken his photograph, and then
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you flung cheese in his face...
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There it is.
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That would be a pun.
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Yeah, you're taking the guy's
picture, you say, "say cheese!"
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That would've done it.
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Should I go get a camera?
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You know what?
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Yeah, he's missing the point.
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It doesn't matter.
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What you just did was badass.
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Oh, my god.
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Now let's take a look at who
this scumbag is.
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(Gasps)
Oh, shit.
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Yakuza.
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(Frank gasps)
Go, go!
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, my god.
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Hyah!
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Hyoh!
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(Grunting)
(Mac groaning)
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(Whistles teasingly)
(Grunting)
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(Dee screams)
(Gasps)
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Mac, watch out!
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(Shouting)
Hyah!
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(Slow clapping)
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Very impressive.
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Your technique...
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Is impeccable.
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(Yells)
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Cool off.
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My god, Mac, that was amazing.
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And that's a great pun, dude.
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You used the pun right!
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Yeah, you got the pun right,
dude.
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Huh?
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What pun?
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"Cool off" and you
kicked him in a fridge.
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He's not getting it, is he?
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No, he's not. Forget it.
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Don't worry about it.
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What is a pun?
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You know, move past it.
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I'll take his photograph.
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No, no.
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What the hell is the matter
with you?
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Why would you do that?
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I killed the boss.
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That's not the boss, you idiot.
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He's my father!
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He owns the store!
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Whoops.
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My bad.
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Now, is your throat okay?
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Is it... is that from the smoke,
or...?
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Is that a pun?
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(Screams)
(Groans)
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Oh, my god, Mac!
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No!
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(Moans, coughs)
Mac, Mac, listen to me.
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We're sorry for doubting your
awesomeness.
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Yeah.
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I can't live without you.
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Don't die.
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I...
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Don't...
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Forgive you.
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(Exhales)
No!
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(Sobbing)
No, no...
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Why?
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Why?
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(Dennis wailing)
I love you!
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Why?
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I love you!
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(Heavenly music plays)
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God?
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Hello, Mac.
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Those were some pretty sweet
moves.
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Thank you, my lord and savior.
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Won't you join me?
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Is that seat for me?
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You're goddamn right it is.
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(Exhales)
Oh, hey, Rex.
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'Sup, bro?
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So what do we do now?
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Now we ignore everyone's
prayers.
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Put the money in the bag.
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your
brains out!
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What are we gonna do?
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(Dee sobs quietly)
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Damn it, Dee, this is all
your fault.
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What?
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It's because of you.
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How is this my fault?
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It just is, you stupid bitch.
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Guys, you thinking what I'm
thinking?
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Let's sacrifice her.
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What?
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Sir, sir!
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Please, take her, take her!
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Have your way with the whore!
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(Dee sobs)
Oh.
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Let me blow these assholes away.
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No, no, wait, wait, wait,
please, please!
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Please, don't shoot my friends.
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Listen, listen to me.
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Just give me the gun, okay?
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We'll work something out.
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Just give me the gun.
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Give it to me.
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There you go.
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Oh, Dee!
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Dee did it!
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You saved our lives!
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You saved the day!
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You're the hero.
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I'll see you in hell, boners.
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No witnesses.
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I like your style.
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We should team up.
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Us ladies need to stick
together.
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I tell you what.
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I got your back... for life.
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(Sirens approaching)
She did it.
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What?
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You bitch!
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You're dead!
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You hear me?
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Miss Reynolds?
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We need to get you into the
witness protection program
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immediately.
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Let me ask.
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Are you good at playing
characters?
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(Doorbell rings)
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(British accent): Hello,
love, I'm your new Butler.
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Albert Covington's the name.
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Is your mom about?
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I'm sorry, their-their
mother's no longer with us.
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Oh, well, then, it looks like
I've come at the right time.
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Children, your chariot awaits.
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Ah, miss Sarah, ham and cheese,
no crust, just the way
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you like it.
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Ah, ah, ah!
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Who slayed achilles?
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Uh, Paris, Hector's brother.
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Well done, lad!
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An extra treat for you.
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Mr. Covington, have you seen
my...?
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Briefcase, sir.
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Oh, Mr. Covington.
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You're the best, Mr.
Covington.
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How long are you staying
with us?
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Well, Sarah, something
tells me I'm gonna be here a
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long time.
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Why is that?
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Your sweater's on backwards.
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(All laughing)
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* paper plates for dinner
house is a mess
life for a single parent
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* is full of stress
makes you want to put a gun
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in your mouth * or get real high
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but with a little help
i think we'll just get by. *
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by now, everyone knows the
remarkable story of Dee
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Reynolds, a government witness
whose turn as a British Butler
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was so convincing that it was
spun off into the highest rated
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sitcom of all time.
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Today she is here to talk with
us about her upcoming
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blockbuster mother earth.
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Tell us more about it.
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Well, this time I play a very
beautiful woman.
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Uh, a warrior Princess who saves
the world.
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It's already grossed over
$900 million in presale tickets,
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but I don't care about that.
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You know, I'm more interested in
exploring truth through
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character.
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Amazing.
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Yes.
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And I understand you've
recently become engaged to young
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heartthrob crooner Josh groban.
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(Dee laughs)
Josh groban: When I found out
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that Mr. Covington was actually
a chick, yeah, I had to have
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her.
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I mean, look at her.
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She's smart, she's sexy, she's
hilarious.
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(Dee laughs)
She pops.
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He likes his ladies to pop.
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That's true, groban does like
his ladies to pop.
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Isn't he cute?
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Sing her that song
you wrote for me.
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Which one?
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The one you wrote for me.
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Oh, god, put me on the spot.
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It's great.
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Oh, you're gonna love it!
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* she's got blonde hair
she's perfect in every way
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feet not too large
* not too small
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blonde hair she's gorgeous
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* not like a bird
but like a beautiful woman
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definitely not like a bird. *
oh.
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I love this man so much.
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Tell you what.
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(British accent): I've got the
feeling we're gonna be together
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a long time.
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(Josh laughs)
That's how babies are made.
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(All laughing)
But they didn't stay together
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a long time, their marriage only
lasting a shocking 17 minutes
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before Reynolds met a new man
who she claimed she had
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to have.
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I'll shoot you in the teeth.
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Give me the money!
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Put the money in the bag.
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Do it fast, or I'll blow your
brains out!
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What are we gonna do?
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Give me the money!
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You're going about this all
wrong, friend.
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What the hell do you know?
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More than you think.
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A fisherman always spots another
fisherman from afar.
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Hard candy?
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(All gasp)
Shit.
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Ah, ooh! I...
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I dares it... I dar-dar-dar...
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A crammy hand...
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A crammy handle bit.
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A crammy handle bit aye.
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Der.
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(Grunts)
I love you.
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Oh, god!
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(Groaning)
I...
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Am...
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God.
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(Monitor beeping steadily)
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I think he's awake.
His eyes keep opening.
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Ah, I don't know, man.
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He looks weird.
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Can he hear us?
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No way.
283
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,729
His eggs are scrambled.
284
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,633
Mr. Reynolds, are you there?
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Blink if you can understand me.
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00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:53,340
(Groaning)
Where am I?
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00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,309
You were shot in the head
during an armed robbery.
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The bullet narrowly missed your
brain stem and exited the back
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of your skull.
290
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:04,184
Does-does my dick work?
291
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,019
No.
292
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,088
Your penis does not work.
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00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,690
Kill me.
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00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,926
Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds.
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00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:17,164
It's important that you maintain
a positive attitude.
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00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,967
Now, with a lot of hard
work and the support of your
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friends...
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00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,036
Ah, it appears they've left.
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Well, not to worry.
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00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,207
We have a top-notch
rehabilitation staff and they're
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gonna do everything they can to
improve your quality of life.
302
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:34,114
In fact, here comes your nurse
now.
303
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:39,953
* until now
i always got by on my own
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I never really cared
until I met you... *
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00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,359
hello, Dennis.
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(Dennis mumbling)
From the channel five news
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00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,700
weather team.
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00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,168
Once upon a time, yes.
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00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,413
But I left that to do something
more meaningful with my life.
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00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:01,408
Now, what do you say we get you
back on your feet?
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00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:07,414
The forecast calls for sunshine.
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00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,816
Come on, come on, come on.
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00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,851
Yes.
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00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,820
More.
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00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:18,658
(Dennis mumbling)
I can't do it.
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00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,728
(Groans)
That's it.
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00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,730
Use your strength.
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00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:24,731
That's right.
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00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,732
You're so strong.
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00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,733
That's it.
321
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,734
Good.
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00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,702
(Yelling)
* and I just can't wait
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00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,039
till the day
when you knock on my door... *
324
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,773
oh, I'm so proud of you, yes!
325
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,774
Oh, my god!
326
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,110
(Grunting)
Yeah!
327
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,112
* now, every time I go for
the mailbox
328
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,748
gotta hold myself down... *
yes!
329
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:42,849
Yeah!
330
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,717
Ah, yes!
331
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:48,021
* 'cause I just can't wait
till you write me
332
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:52,192
you're coming around... *
(Grunts)
333
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,026
Yes!
334
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,928
(Hoots)
(Laughing)
335
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,296
Yes.
336
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,864
Oh!
337
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,699
(Laughing)
Yeah, Jackie.
338
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,433
Oh... this is so great.
339
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,401
I need to tell you something.
340
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,235
Okay.
341
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,370
I am in love with you!
342
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,105
(Jackie screams)
(Car horn honking)
343
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:10,877
(Brakes screeching)
(Crashing)
344
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,914
* I'm walking on sunshine
whoa... *
345
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,084
she's lucky to be alive.
346
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,287
She broke her arm, few ribs,
punctured a lung, shattered her
347
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,388
pelvis...
348
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,292
Compound fractures in both legs.
349
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,960
Her breasts?
350
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,229
Excuse me?
351
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,398
What about her breasts?
352
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:36,236
I'm afraid that they were,
um... obliterated.
353
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,905
Believe me, we did everything in
our power to try to save them,
354
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,140
but...
355
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,910
Now, look, she has a long,
difficult road ahead of her, but
356
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,247
you above all people should know
that anything is possible.
357
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,119
She is lucky to have you in her
life.
358
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,920
Could you give us a moment,
please?
359
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,223
Of course.
360
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,995
(Dennis sighs)
361
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:16,143
* I'm walking on sunshine
whoa
I'm walking on sunshine
362
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:20,280
* whoa I'm walking on sunshine
363
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,450
whoa... *
(Monitor flatlines)
364
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,318
* and don't it feel good good
365
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:33,352
all right... *
rest easy, my angel.
366
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,030
Put the money in the bag.
367
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,232
Do it fast, or I'll blow your
brains out!
368
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,867
What are we gonna do?
369
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,472
(Panting)
Let's go, buddy.
370
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,973
Today!
371
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,141
Everybody stay calm.
372
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,976
I'll handle this.
373
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:50,910
What?
374
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:51,844
No, frank. Hey, stop it.
375
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:52,812
Frank, don't be...
376
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:53,480
Are you crazy?
377
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,381
Frank, what are you doing?
378
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,915
Hurry up.
379
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,919
Move faster, or I'll shoot you
in the face.
380
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:00,820
In the bag.
381
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,988
In the bag.
382
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,491
I'm gonna shoot you if you don't
move faster.
383
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,525
Let's go.
384
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:09,262
(Sirens approaching)
I don't have all day.
385
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,263
Come on.
386
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,199
(Over megaphone): You're
surrounded.
387
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,501
Put your weapon down and come
out with your hands up.
388
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,544
You're gonna have to kill me!
389
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,004
(Gunshots)
(Over megaphone): All right,
390
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,239
send in the k-9.
391
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,508
(Dog barking outside)
(Door chimes)
392
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,510
(Dog barking)
Dee: Oh, get him off me!
393
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,078
Goddamn it, no!
394
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,213
Whoa, easy, puppy.
395
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,182
(Yells)
(Gunshots)
396
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,094
(Over megaphone): All right,
the girl's dead, but we can
397
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,619
still save the others.
398
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:40,652
(Gunfire)
(Glass shattering)
399
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,962
Mmm...
400
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,531
I will shoot you in the teeth.
401
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,499
Give me the money.
402
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,373
Put the money in the bag.
403
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,542
Do it fast, or I'll blow your
brains out!
404
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,077
(Panting)
Put the money in the bag.
405
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,585
Do it fast, or I'll blow your
brains out!
406
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,587
(Gasps)
Waitress, no!
407
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,223
(Dee screams)
(Dee grunting)
408
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,491
You dick!
409
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,093
Come on!
410
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,063
Oh, my god, Charlie, that was
so brave.
411
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,031
Anything for you, my love.
412
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,470
* (Snaps fingers)
413
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,500
*
*
414
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:58,757
* (Monitor beeping steadily)
415
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:08,800
* (Monitor beeping steadily)
416
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,411
(Thunder rumbling)
*
417
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,079
(electrical crackling)
*
418
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,329
Charlie.
419
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,229
What are you doing, dude?
420
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,063
Huh?
421
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:04,764
Nothing. What are you doing?
422
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,732
Will you focus?
423
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,567
We're in a serious situation
here.
424
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,268
What are we gonna do, you guys?
425
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,505
Are you thinking what I'm
thinking?
426
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,507
Yeah.
427
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,744
What the...?
428
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,578
The big bills, underneath.
429
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,613
Give me the big bills.
430
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,484
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