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[ Mac, Charlie, Dennis]
Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
Reunion!
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Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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Chug! Chug!
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Oh!
[Laughing]
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[All Shouting ]
Yes!
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Fight song. Go! [
Both ] Fight song.
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♪♪ [ Indistinct]
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♪ So let's go, Saint Joe's ♪
Go, Saint Joe's!
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Screw it. [Laughs] I
never knew this one.
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That's a stupid song. Man, this
reunion is going to be awesome.
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I am going to fire
into that school,
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and it is gonna propel me
back into the mid-'90s,
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when Dennis Reynolds was a golden god.
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I am so excited to show
these douche bags my new back.
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No brace, fools.
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♪ Uh, baby got back ♪
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♪ Qh,Oh;
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♪ Uh, baby got back
Oh ♪
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Dee, what are you doing?
“Baby Got Back.”
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You know that one.
Sir Mix-A-Lot.
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♪ Baby got mmm ♪♪
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Sir Mix-A-Lot was not
talking about women...
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whose backs have recovered from
a horrific: spinal disorder.
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He was talking about
gorgeous black women...
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and their big,
beautiful black butts.
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- Black butts are good.
- They're good, right?
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Baby got back, and I can't wait to
shove it into these fools' faces.
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- So let's get going.
- Whatever. I don't give a shit.
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Let's do what we always did before every
school-sponsored event, and let's-
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Smash 'em up?
Let's smash 'em up!
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[All Shouting ]
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[ Together]
Smash 'em up!
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[ Laughing, Chattering ]
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I got these. What are you
doing there, Charlie?
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Huh? I'm packing a couple
extra pair of underwear...
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in case I get
an atomic wedgie.
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That's not gonna happen, dude.
We're adults now.
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I'm not taking any risks
here, all right?
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And if it does happen,
I'm gonna get high.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna huff stuff.
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No, Charlie, you don't have to
do things like that anymore.
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You don't need to huff shit
or eat weird things...
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to get people to like you.
Nah, I think he does.
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You guys were pretty much
nothing in high school.
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If he wasn't the class clown
and you didn't sell drugs,
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you'd definitely
be nothing- nobodies.
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If shit happens,
I'm going directly to Plan
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We're not gonna have
to do Plan
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I'm gonna come right out and
say that I'm not doing Plan
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regardless of what happens
with you guys.
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I'm only here for Plan
I d0n't give a shit.
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Whoa, whoa.
Faculty or alumni?
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- Neither one.
- You can't go in.
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No, but we're friends. We're buddies.
We hang out together.
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- We do everything together.
- I don't care.
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I'm gonna go inside because, Frank, I
can't have you ruining this for me.
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But what am I gonna do
out here, you know?
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Hang out in the parking lot and
drink beer till we're done.
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You smashed all the beers. Oh!
No, actually, I have a few more.
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[Chattering ]
You guys want one?
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You can't bring those inside.
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Well, then, uh,
guess\NhaL lguessleFs,uh-
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Smash 'em up!
[ Laughing ]
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[ Frank Groans]
All right, turkey.
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[ Mac] See you, Frank. [
Dee ] See you, jerk jerky.
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Oh, yeah, baby. This is great.
This brings me back.
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I know. I'm like anxious.
I'm excited.
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I can't wait to see the waitress.
Charlie, give it a rest.
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But we been clickin' lately. This
is gonna be a good night for us.
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Like, remember how
she was the coolest girl in school?
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What are you talking about?
No. No.
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She was definitely the prettiest
girl in school. You remember that?
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She was not. No. Maybe the most
forgettable girl in school.
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Which, by the way, is the worst
thing you can be in high school.
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Totally insignificant. Either way, good
feelings are gonna get sparked up.
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I'm gonna see her. She's gonna see me.
[ Gasps ]
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You guys, you guys.
What?
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- Brad Fisher. Brad Fisher.
- Oh.
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He is not gonna be happy to see
me after that present I gave him.
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What present?
Oh, the box of hornets!
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[ Dee ] Oh, that acne really
came back, didn't it?
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It sure did.
The guy looks like shit.
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I'll tell you what. Why don't
you guys sneak past him,
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and Mac and I will
pick up the name tags.
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- How's that sound?
- Yeah.
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- We'll meet you inside.
- Okay.
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Go, go, go. Come on.
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Hey, hey, hey!
it's Brad Fisher.
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All right! How you doin', buddy?
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Oh.
Not great.
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Yeah, well, the acne
definitely came back in full force.
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That's a shame, but I have products
that'd clear that up, man.
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It's not acne, actually.
No, no. it's hornet scars.
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Ooh! Ouch.
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Yikes. That-
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I don't think I have
any products that'll-
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that'll take care
of hornet scars.
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That's more of a, uh-
Plastic surgery situation.
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Yeah, plastic surgery
would do it though. Yeah.
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But lasers-
Lasers would do it.
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TheydtMa§Hhose monstrous
things- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- You guys seen Charlie around?
- Charlie Kelly?
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Yeah.
No.
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No, we don't- We d0n't
associate with him anymore.
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All right, I'm gonna take off.
Okay.
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Messy .
Hoe-hoe.
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Let's stay out of that.
Let's stay out of that.
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Let's just grab our name tags.
I d0n't see 'em over here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, here we go.
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Okay, we got Charlie.
We got Dee.
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I got myself right there.
Yeah.
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And, uh,
I'm not seeing yours.
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Yeah, I grabbed mine already. it's
in my pocket. Oh, did you grab it?
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Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, pop it on.
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Uh, I'm probably
not gonna wear mine.
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I mean, who wears a name tag, right?
That's not cool.
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I'm gonna wear mine. I'm seeing
everybody else wearing their name tags.
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Uh-
So just pop that on, buddy.
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Nobody calls me this anymore, and I
feel like it's gonna confuse people.
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It's not, because everybody
called you that in high school,
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so pop it on because
it's definitely a rule,
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and they're not gonna
let you inside without it.
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It's been so long. it's probably
not even my name legally anymore.
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You're gonna have
to pop it on.
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[ Sighs 1
Okay.
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[ Heart Beating]
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[ Chattering ]
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Good.
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Well, okay, Ronald McDonald.
Don't call me that.
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Well, it's your name.
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So, Ronald, I'm gonna
take a little lap around,
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get people abuzz about my
presence at the reunion,
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and, uh, I'll meet up
with you guys later, okay?
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[Laughing]
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[Dennis Sighing]
Oh, God.
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No one-
No one calls me-
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♪♪ [ Stereo: Rock ]
♪♪ [ Man Vocalizing]
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[ Chattering ]
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[ No Audible Dialogue]
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Is he looking?
Who? That guy?
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Yes. Is he looking at my back?
Do you see the waitress?
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Come on. Shut up. He's not
looking at your back.
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Are you sure? Why are you
so obsessed with this guy?
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It's Adriano Calvanese, Charlie.
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It's the guy who coined the name
Aluminum Monster.
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Really? That's him?
Yes.
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That's cool. I want to meet him.
You have met him, Charlie.
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He called you Dirtgrub
and he made you eat spiders.
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Oh, that guy!
Yeah.
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CDh, I rem- He was, like, so cool.
He was, like, way above me.
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Yeah, him and his cronies all thought that
they were way above you and everybody else,
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but I've got a plan to get revenge.
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I'm gonna sew myself into their inner
circle. Cool. How you gonna do that?
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I'm gonna lure 'em in
with my good looks.
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Then, as far as I remember, all you really
gotta do to get in with that crowd...
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is be really cruel to people.
Right.
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I'm gonna gain their trust, and when
the moment's right I'm gonna strike.
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Oh, cool. All right.
I'm doing it for us, Charlie.
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Oh, okay. Thanks.
Mm-hmm.
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[Gasps] Is it- Is it him?
He's coming over.
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Do you see a spider I can eat?
No, stop.
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Just keep your mouth shut.
Shut up. Keep your mouth shut.
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Hey, um, excuse me, but aren't
you the Aluminum Monster?
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Yes. I mean, no. People don't
call rne that anymore, but yeah.
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Nor should they. I mean-
[Chuckles]
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Wow, y0u've, uh- You've really transformed.
You look great.
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Really?
Mm-hmm.
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Thanks.
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Hey. Dirtgrub.
[Laughs] How are you?
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That's so cool. You're
so cool, Adriano. Yeah.
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Hey, um.
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Why don't you smell this?
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Oh, well, it's probably
poisonous, right?
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Probably, but, you know,
smell it anyway.
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Should-Should I smell it?
Smell it.
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Aw, well- [ Laughing ] Come on.
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, Charlie!
What are you doing, dude?
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Oh, he wanted me
to smell a pen,
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and I was gonna smell the
pen, because it's Adriano-
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You don't have
to do that anymore.
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Hey, Ronald McDonald, right?
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[Giggling]
No.No.No.
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For your information,
nobody calls me that.
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Oh, right, right.
What did we call you?
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Ronnie the Rat. Ronnie the Rat!
Yeah, I remember. Yeah, yeah.
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Why did we call him that anyway?
'Cause he was a nark and a tattletale,
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and he became
the main drug dealer...
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when he told on the other main drug dealer.
Right, I remember.
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- [ Dee ] Yeah. - Well, looks like the
rat got a little too much cheese, huh'?
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That's not- [ Dee ] Fat.
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That's not funny. I've put on mass.
We eat a lot of cheese.
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To put on mass. Didn't you
also give everybody ringworm?
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No! No.
That was a rumor.
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I only gave ringworm
to Charlie.
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I got it
from my dog Poppins,
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and then Charlie and I were
wrestling every day...
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because we were trying out for the
wrestling team, and then, you know,
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we just passed it back and forth.
We passed it back and forth.
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Although then we did try out
for the wrestling team,
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and then I do think a couple of
the guys got it on the team.
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- So, yeah, you're right, You're right.
- Wow, yeah. Yeah,
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No, that is really gross.
I mean, that is-
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Yeah, that's about as low
as it gets.
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They probably still have it, 'cause
they're so gay together. Totally.
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Hey, Dee, why don't you come back to
our table? You know, have a drink?
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
Yeah?
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That sounds cool.
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See you later,
Dirtgrub and Ronnie the Rat.
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Hope you suck each other's rotten
peckers until you get mouth cancer.
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[ Laughing ]
Mouth cancer.
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- Can I come to the table?
- [Adriano ] No!
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[ Whispers ] For some reason,
homophobia- it's awesome to these guys.
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I'm sewing myself in.
I'm doing this for us. Okay?
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What the hell
is she talking about?
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She's going to strike when the momenfs
right. She's doing it for us, dude.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Did you thank her? Of course
I thanked her. Absolutely.
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Oh, what's up, boys?
Hey.
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- All right, I got your name tags.
- Oh.
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- Hey, did you get on Mac: about his?
- Yeah, he's got-
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it's not that- it's not funny.
That's so funny.
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- Adriano came over and blasted him
about it. - Oh, he did? Oh, good.
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So Adriano's probably gonna
tell everybody about it.
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That's going to get around
the whole reunion.
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Get going round and round. Probably not.
Probably getting old already.
227
00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,243
So, guys, this is where
we part ways, all right?
228
00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,084
So do not talk to me
for the rest of the night,
229
00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,686
and I won't be talking to you,
because you lower my stock.
230
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,411
You guys get it. I'm going to go post
up one of these tables around here.
231
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,689
Let my loyal subjects come
and kiss my ring. [Laughs]
232
00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,331
Listen, don't laugh
when people make fun of me.
233
00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,243
Yo! Stash. Stash.
234
00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,243
What's up, brother?
It's Dennis.
235
00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,244
Here, s-sit down, man. Let's-Let's
catch up a little bit.
236
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,084
Yeah, okay. All right.
I'll c-catch you later, man.
237
00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,925
If you see any of the old crew, let
them know I'm posted up over here.
238
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,525
I don't think they
know I'm- I'm here.
239
00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,523
Dennis. [Chuckling]
What are you-
240
00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,007
I snuck right by
that security prick.
241
00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,920
Look. I got myself a name tag.
I'm Nicki Potnick. Mmm.
242
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,287
Remember the time you crashed
my car into the tree?
243
00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,602
You went crazy and the tire
went- We had such a good time.
244
00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,728
Okay, Frank, first off, Nicki
Potnick is a girl, okay?
245
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,529
And secondly,
she's not 65 years old.
246
00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,683
I don't want to talk to you. I don't want
to be around you. Go find Mao and Charlie.
247
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,371
Go, go, go. Why- Why are you
sitting at a table with no people?
248
00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,960
I thought you were cool. I am cool.
Coolest kid here. I'm just-
249
00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,889
I'm posting up, and they're
going to come to me.
250
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,450
I don't know
what's going on.
251
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,885
Hello, Dennis.
252
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,371
Ooh.
Oh, goddamn.
253
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,204
You're late on your alimony.
254
00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,248
Can we not talk about
alimony payments right now?
255
00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:15,011
We're at our reunion. Didn't think
you'd run into your ex-wife, huh?
256
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,367
No, I didn't think about it, Maureen,
because I don't think about you.
257
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,481
Really?
No.
258
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,210
What do you think about this?
259
00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,965
Ho! Ho!
260
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,042
It wafted over here.
The dead tooth-
261
00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,929
It's burning my nose. It stinks.
262
00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,566
What is that supposed to be? That's
where your monthly payments are going.
263
00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,244
That's a diamond tooth, Dennis.
264
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,085
A dead tooth, Maureen.
With a diamond in it.
265
00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,640
Put a diamond on anything that's
dead, and it's still dead, Maureen.
266
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,324
It's rotting.
Get it out of your face.
267
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,050
Look, I don't want to talk
about these things.
268
00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,481
I don't want to talk to old men
who are pretending to be women,
269
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,403
and-and ex-wives,
all right?
270
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,403
I can't be seen like this.
271
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,370
[ Slurring ] Hello, bitches.
Oh, for-
272
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,403
That's right. I'm off the wagon.
Yeah.
273
00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,005
You know what, Dennis?
274
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,447
I went to go find my name tag-
They didn't have one for me.
275
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,521
Oh, really?
276
00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,528
All right,
see you later.
277
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,524
Yeah, I went to go find my name tag.
They didn't even have one.
278
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,211
It's like- it's like what?
I never existed?
279
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,044
[ Laughing ] I mean, who
cares though, right?
280
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:10,090
'Cause it's high school.
Who cares?
281
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,130
Hmm.
282
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,205
[Laughing] Here we go.
Here we go. Grab it.
283
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,648
Oh, yes! Shots for everybody.
Shots for the cool ta-
284
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:28,530
Oh! Rickety Cricket,
everybody.
285
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,524
Look at this.
Rickety Crickety. Rickety-
286
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,001
[ Babbling 1
287
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,321
Rickety Cricket!
288
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,004
Hi, Cricks. How are you?
289
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,082
All cleaned up, huh?
Except for that tooth.
290
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,409
Is it? Well, actually
it's Father Mara again.
291
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,529
I cleaned up, yes, and I was
welcomed back into the cloth.
292
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,085
God had a plan for me.
293
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,925
Took me into a deep valley, but
now I'm soaring on eagle's wings.
294
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,565
So praise Him.
'Yeah,yeah,yeah, yeah,yeah.
295
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,563
All that, street rat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
296
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,688
[ Cackles ]
So I tell you what, Crick.
297
00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:00,082
Should I put my balls on your
ohin now or later, huh? Huh,huh?
298
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,801
Down the hatch, everybody. Down the
hatch, everybody- but you, Father.
299
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,487
All right, well, nonetheless,
I say to you peace.
300
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,523
Peace be to you, Deandra, okay?
That's weird.
301
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,931
And peace be to you,
my lady.
302
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,122
And to you, my son.
Peace be to you.
303
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,690
1Y>you. [[Dee] Bofing.
304
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:20,082
Hey! Hey, everybody.
Remember me?
305
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,605
Probably not.
306
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,409
Sat behind you
in Spanish.
307
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,324
Remember? Sat- Sat right
next to you in Algebra 1.
308
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,125
Who the hell is that? I don't know.
I've never seen her before in my life.
309
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,601
Dee. Dee, you know me, Dee.
310
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,445
I know Dee.
Me and Dee, we go way back.
311
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,887
Ugh! Bad choice on the
dress, know what I mean?
312
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,009
I know you, bitch.
I know you, bitch.
313
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,764
Wow. Oh, hey.
314
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,481
More shots. More shots. More shots.
More shots! More shots! More shots!
315
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,050
I'm the queen
of the night!
316
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,367
I'm the queen of the night.
Right, cool table?
317
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,522
I.” [Disco]
318
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,929
Wow! I just shook
your dead-tooth wife.
319
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,367
I mean, I had to wash
my hands and face.
320
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,324
I am trying to shake you, Frank.
It just smells so bad.
321
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,289
Please go away from me.
Please get away.
322
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,725
Yo, Dennis!
323
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,087
Oh, shit.
it's Tim Murphy.
324
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,123
Son of a bitch.
Who's Tim Murphy?
325
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,090
Tim Murphy is the asshole
that slept with my prom date.
326
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,208
Dennis Reynolds.
What's up, man?
327
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,009
Oh, hey, Tim.
328
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,481
This is my wife, Christie. Dennis and
I used to be really good friends.
329
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,846
Oh! Hi. Nice to meet you.
330
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,082
Nicki Potnick.
Shut up.
331
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,202
Oh, hey, honey?
Yeah?
332
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,402
Let's go dance.
Why don't you go ahead?
333
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,443
I'm going to hang for a bit.
Oh, okay.
334
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,010
Nice to meet you both.
335
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,570
Uh-oh.
336
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,369
Va va voom.
337
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,283
Anyhow, I saw you standing
over here alone.
338
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,283
I wanted to invite you over
to our table.
339
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,601
Oh, I won't be going
anywhere with you, Tim.
340
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:51,920
Okay, Why?
341
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,130
Don't you play coy with me,
you little bitch.
342
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,807
I'm going to stay right here, and I'm
going to wait for my minions to swarm me.
343
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,531
And swarm they will, Tim.
344
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,170
Alone you'll be.
345
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:09,684
[ Chuckles ] Such sad little...
games we play.
346
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,761
Right, Tim?
347
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,769
Right.
348
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:16,002
Same old Dennis Reynolds.
[Chuckles]
349
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,491
You look good, Nicki.
350
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,523
Thank you, Tim!
Mmm.
351
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,250
Thank you.
Seems like a nice guy.
352
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,561
He's not. Go! Go away from me!
All right.
353
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,201
We just got to get our mojo back.
it's all about the confidence.
354
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,004
Yeah. Get some drinks
in us, and- Yeah.
355
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,730
Six beers for the two of us,
please.
356
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,723
Drink tickets
for the two of us, please.
357
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,687
All right.
Here.
358
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,762
Dude, this is only four.
359
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,444
That's all they gave us, bozo.
360
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,284
Well, that's only two
per person, bozo.
361
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:46,121
Well, how am I supposed to get
drunk off of only four beers?
362
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,760
Is there any way
you can work something out?
363
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,081
- Two tickets per person, guy.
- I didn't ask you, pretty boy.
364
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,248
It's a conversation
between me and the longhair.
365
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,244
Okay. None for him
or the fat bitch.
366
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,850
[Laughing] You're making
this about weight?
367
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,410
He's gained a lot of weight.
368
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,209
I'm not going to take some shit
from some bartender.
369
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,049
You're a bartender.
He doesn't know that!
370
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,724
Hey, did you guys see
Ronald McDonald's his name?
371
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,525
Hey! Eight beers, my friends.
372
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,007
What's up, buddy? How are you?
Boom!
373
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,327
Whoa. I thought it was
only two per person!
374
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,767
Went to the computer lab. Printed
out like a hundred of them.
375
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,490
Way- Way more than I need.
376
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,881
That's awesome. Can we get a few of them?
No. No way.
377
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,843
I'm- I'm sorry I brought it up.
Yeah.
378
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,123
Hey, Adriano, can I get some more of
those tickets? Yeah, you bet. Here.
379
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,771
Son of a bitch! He just
gave them to that guy.
380
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,604
Well, that guy's cool,
so-
381
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,523
[ Sighs 1
Okay.
382
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,080
I got an excellent plan. We're
going to get everything we need.
383
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,010
We're going to get our confidence back, and
we're going to fire back into this room.
384
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,161
You ready?
Okay, good.
385
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,089
Here we go. I want
those guys to like us.
386
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,531
Follow my lead.
Okay.
387
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,841
Adriano made fake tickets!
Those tickets are fake!
388
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,371
Don't rat on him!
389
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,966
He made fake ones. He gets to drink
and we don't. That's not fair!
390
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,530
Bro, I'm sorry.
391
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,921
If those are fake, you can't
get any of these beers.
392
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,049
- Come on. - Ha, ha! You got in
trouble. You got in trouble!
393
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,088
Wow. Ronnie the Rat
strikes again, huh?
394
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,605
Thanks a lot, douche bag.
395
00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,165
You're the worst, Dirtgrub.
Yeah.
396
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,123
I didn't have anything to
do- Don't sell me out.
397
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,771
- See what you did, man? - We're supposed
to be on the same team, Charlie.
398
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:07,845
See, high school sucks! I'm going to find
stuff to huff. I'm going to get high.
399
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,367
- If I'm the Dirtgrub, I'm going
to be the Dirtgrub. - [ Groans]
400
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,920
Ahh! We're going to go
into Plan
401
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,130
because I brought Dee's old back
brace, and I got it in the car.
402
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,607
So, we can implement-
Not now, Frank!
403
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,682
A little rehearsal or something.
404
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,010
No, Charlie. Dude, you
don't have to do this.
405
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,889
- We can find another way.
- Yes, I do, dude.
406
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,564
I'm just the Dirtgrub, okay?
407
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,642
Everyone wants the Dirtgrub,
I'll give 'em the Dirtgrub.
408
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:35,003
I'll get high. I'll get sad. People can
laugh at me. I hate high school, man!
409
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,209
Charlie. Charlie, don't put the
bleach and the ammonia together!
410
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,850
It's going to knock
the shit out of you.
411
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,730
Don't tell me how to mix my own inhalants.
I know how to do inhalants.
412
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,564
Charlie, it's going to
knock you unconscious.
413
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,371
I know how to do my own inhalants, okay?
I don't need that from-
414
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,485
Whoops-a-daisy.
That's it.
415
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,562
Well, let's just wait till
he wakes up, and then we'll-
416
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,927
Oh, well.
What have we got here?
417
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,048
Ronnie the Rat and, uh-
418
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,811
Hey, look, everyone. Nicki
Potnick made it to the reunion.
419
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,120
Hello.
420
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,123
Looks like you had a rough
couple of years there, Nicki.
421
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,804
Uh, yeah. I'm a guy now.
422
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,450
Mmm.
Mmm. Right. Yeah.
423
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,568
What are you guys doing, perving
out on Dirtgrub over there?
424
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,165
[ Snickers ]
Yeah, probably.
425
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,685
That's what
these gay guys do.
426
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,768
They just knock each
other out with poppers,
427
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,810
and then find some kinda
rabies-infested rodent...
428
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,848
to tickle each other's
taints with.
429
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,809
- [Laughing]
- No.
430
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,370
No, that's not
what we're doing, all right?
431
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,330
We are grown adults. We are
respected businessmen now.
432
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,010
You did kind of
rat me out there, Ronnie.
433
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,970
Yeah, so I guess it's time
to pay the piper, Rat,
434
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,520
and,uh,
old man I don't know.
435
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,922
Whoa! No, no!
[ Shouting ]
436
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,889
[All Shouting ]
437
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,769
Ow!
438
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,889
I've been waiting
a long time for this.
439
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,283
You-You know me, bitch! Oh, God!
440
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,283
I'm a grown goddamn man!
441
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,243
Ow! My balls!
Aaah!
442
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,607
♪♪ [ Hip-hop, Faint]
443
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,570
[ Man On Stereo] ♪ Do the ladies
want to battle with me? ♪
444
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,563
You should stay away
from those people.
445
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,843
I mean, they-they will ruin your
life like they tried to ruin mine.
446
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,331
A-oh!
447
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,922
You guys just missed something
so awesome that we did. [Laughs]
448
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,809
Heed my warning.
449
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,565
Hey, how you guys doing?
Yeah. I'm here.
450
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,007
Can you believe I came to this thing?
I was posted up over there.
451
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,929
You guys probably didn't see me.
No, we saw you.
452
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,526
Oh, did you? Oh, okay, well,
no reason to be intimidated.
453
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,967
You know?
I'm a human being, after all.
454
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,724
You know,
just a-just a man.
455
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,280
- Actually, we're good.
- Uh, no, Tim. We're not good.
456
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,850
And you're definitely not good,
457
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,730
'cause you haven't had a chance
to hang out with me yet.
458
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,529
Um, my wallet's missing.
459
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,523
Oh, my God,
my necklace is missing.
460
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,528
Oh, come on!
My gold chain's gone.
461
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,206
- [ Indistinct]
- Where's my wallet?
462
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,442
Oh, my.
And with all the security.
463
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,170
The fact you even need it-
464
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,561
Wait a second, Mara. What
is that around your neck?
465
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,641
Hmm?
466
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,121
Oh, that's, uh, probably
just a scar that-
467
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,043
What the hell?
Aaah.
468
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,329
[Crowd Gasps]
469
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,607
Aaah! I've sinned!
470
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,682
My God, you are covered
in ringworm.
471
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,888
It's her fault.
She told me she loved me.
472
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,201
We were supposed
to be together forever.
473
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,045
- Calm down, Cricks. - What's he talking
about? Dee, were you two together?
474
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,329
No! Me, with him?
I- What, are you crazy? No!
475
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,529
Yeah, I told him I loved him once,
but that was four years ago.
476
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,489
You two probably
have ringworm together, don't you?
477
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,046
No! No, of course I don't have-
No, no, stay away from me!
478
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,327
To think I was going
to let you jack me off.
479
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,687
- Wait, wait. You were?
- Unbelievable.
480
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,410
Let's get this asshole out of here.
Come on.
481
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,965
No, no, no!
Come on.
482
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,651
Move. Come on! [ Dee] No, no, no.
You guys-
483
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,569
We don't have ringworm.
I don't have ringworm.
484
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,762
No, no. We're cool!
Yeah, we're like the-
485
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,120
Oh-
Oh, really?
486
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,811
Son of a bitch.
[Groans]
487
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,844
[ Voices Speaking Backwards]
488
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,761
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