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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,964 --> 00:01:22,262 Vienna leads 5:2 2 00:01:39,163 --> 00:01:40,636 The game is over. 3 00:01:40,756 --> 00:01:43,392 Austria defeats Hungary. 4 00:01:44,064 --> 00:01:47,128 Say, have you heard? Our Charles sure beat the hell outta them! 5 00:01:49,294 --> 00:01:50,812 Our Charles won! 6 00:01:51,932 --> 00:01:53,803 Gimme a break with your Charles already! 7 00:01:53,923 --> 00:01:55,984 Just cause he's the janitor's nephew, doesn't mean 8 00:01:56,104 --> 00:01:57,796 I'm gonna start rooting for sports! 9 00:01:59,237 --> 00:02:01,595 The President of Vienna's sports association 10 00:02:01,715 --> 00:02:03,319 walks toward Charles Boulla... 11 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:07,076 Mr President, over here, please. 12 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:11,953 It is a great honour for me, Mr Charles Boulla, to be shaking your hand, 13 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,291 You are the pride of our town and of our nation. 14 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:16,809 And of our house. 15 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,735 What a gratifying prospect, 16 00:02:24,855 --> 00:02:27,240 A cheering sight for our youth, 17 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:35,724 Madame should put on weight... 18 00:02:35,844 --> 00:02:37,198 I can't fit in her clothes anymore. 19 00:02:37,318 --> 00:02:38,485 Why don't you tell her that? 20 00:02:39,257 --> 00:02:40,844 See? My Charles made a name for himself! 21 00:02:42,468 --> 00:02:45,623 Oh, one more, one less - I won't be less faithful for it. 22 00:02:50,174 --> 00:02:51,827 And now I hand the mike over to Mr Charles Boulla. 23 00:02:52,813 --> 00:02:54,052 Mr President... 24 00:02:54,644 --> 00:02:55,489 I'm very happy 25 00:02:55,714 --> 00:02:57,761 My team mates and myself, we hope... 26 00:02:58,399 --> 00:02:59,921 to do better next time. 27 00:03:03,969 --> 00:03:05,321 And I thank you Mr President, 28 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,293 for this honour, 29 00:03:07,706 --> 00:03:09,480 The honour is all mine... 30 00:03:14,509 --> 00:03:16,621 The broadcast of the football match is now over, 31 00:03:16,828 --> 00:03:19,082 our next show starts in 10 minutes. 32 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:33,480 There! 33 00:03:36,006 --> 00:03:37,452 Bon appetit, Mr Podoletz! 34 00:03:38,353 --> 00:03:39,668 And the horseradish? 35 00:03:39,788 --> 00:03:41,039 Have you forgotten the horseradish? 36 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:43,377 Forget it... with your constitution... 37 00:03:44,579 --> 00:03:46,176 Are you going out, Miss Poldi? 38 00:03:46,899 --> 00:03:48,495 Yes, my sister is having a baby. 39 00:03:48,615 --> 00:03:50,457 So I have to find the father. 40 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:00,619 I've got it! 41 00:04:01,671 --> 00:04:03,558 My system works! 42 00:04:03,915 --> 00:04:05,117 So, Mr Podoletz... 43 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:06,845 Are you staying in on a Sunday? 44 00:04:06,965 --> 00:04:07,394 Hush! 45 00:04:07,657 --> 00:04:09,188 Not so loud, Mr Berger! 46 00:04:11,864 --> 00:04:14,024 I owe 2 months rent! 47 00:04:14,144 --> 00:04:15,310 When I go out, 48 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:18,127 she locks me out, and I can't get back in, get it? 49 00:04:19,099 --> 00:04:21,137 Do you know who I am, Mr Berger? 50 00:04:21,257 --> 00:04:22,771 A former lawyer, right? 51 00:04:22,891 --> 00:04:23,973 A former lawyer.... 52 00:04:24,093 --> 00:04:26,010 I'm a voiceless Caruso... 53 00:04:26,461 --> 00:04:27,888 a Raphael with no hands.... 54 00:04:28,008 --> 00:04:29,710 a sprinter with no legs... 55 00:04:30,810 --> 00:04:31,983 Mr Berger.... 56 00:04:32,735 --> 00:04:34,566 I just discovered a foolproof method 57 00:04:34,772 --> 00:04:36,547 to win big at Monte-Carlo. 58 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,316 But I haven't got a red cent to gamble... 59 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:40,579 Are you sure, Mr Podoletz? 60 00:04:40,699 --> 00:04:41,856 Oh yeah, I'm sure! 61 00:04:42,879 --> 00:04:44,382 Here. See that bag? 62 00:04:44,502 --> 00:04:46,307 This month alone, I made 17 million... 63 00:04:46,427 --> 00:04:47,161 beans. 64 00:04:49,485 --> 00:04:51,692 It's the world's greatest tragedy. 65 00:04:51,812 --> 00:04:54,396 There will be better times, Mr Podoletz! 66 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:59,380 Charles has done it again! 67 00:05:00,704 --> 00:05:01,840 Beautiful, isn't it? 68 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,102 It's pretty isnt' it? 69 00:05:03,222 --> 00:05:04,041 Perfect taste! 70 00:05:04,161 --> 00:05:05,572 Do you think he'll like it? 71 00:05:05,692 --> 00:05:06,398 Certainly! 72 00:05:06,518 --> 00:05:07,346 Say, Monsieur.... 73 00:05:07,694 --> 00:05:09,008 Won't you speak to Charles? 74 00:05:09,128 --> 00:05:10,792 You're the only person he listens to. 75 00:05:11,014 --> 00:05:13,427 He's so flamboyant playing football, but.... 76 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:14,601 so cold about love. 77 00:05:14,721 --> 00:05:15,846 Dear young lady, 78 00:05:15,966 --> 00:05:17,273 I sell seats, 79 00:05:17,393 --> 00:05:18,635 not fiancees. 80 00:05:18,755 --> 00:05:20,090 That's your business. 81 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:26,001 Come wait in here, miss... 82 00:05:26,198 --> 00:05:27,287 Charles will be right over. 83 00:05:38,496 --> 00:05:39,585 Miss... 84 00:05:39,705 --> 00:05:43,031 I believe Charles will declare to you today. 85 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:44,139 Oh you think so? 86 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,012 Then I must wear my new dress! 87 00:05:51,337 --> 00:05:53,722 The bosses are gone, we can settle right here. 88 00:05:53,842 --> 00:05:56,652 Ah you're so mischievous - if they could only hear you! 89 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,790 Mrs......... 90 00:06:18,910 --> 00:06:20,452 Is my red and gold dress ready? 91 00:06:20,572 --> 00:06:22,537 Course not! I ain't working miracles! 92 00:06:22,753 --> 00:06:24,236 I told you, tonight, soonest! 93 00:06:24,356 --> 00:06:25,898 And I told you right now, latest! 94 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:44,907 This is for you. 95 00:06:45,949 --> 00:06:46,456 That's nice. 96 00:06:46,576 --> 00:06:47,489 Mr Charles.... 97 00:06:47,609 --> 00:06:50,694 Oh I'm sorry Miss, but today's sunday... 98 00:06:50,814 --> 00:06:54,037 So I cannot bother with any iron or ironing board... 99 00:06:54,636 --> 00:06:55,585 Say, Mr Charles! 100 00:06:55,705 --> 00:06:57,181 I've got 2 tickets to the movies! 101 00:06:57,301 --> 00:06:58,233 A cool movie! 102 00:06:58,353 --> 00:06:59,894 Shall we go together? 103 00:07:00,014 --> 00:07:01,384 I haven't got the time, love. 104 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,712 Oh... and yet I'm no ironing board, am I! 105 00:07:03,832 --> 00:07:05,543 I'm well endowed.... 106 00:07:05,936 --> 00:07:08,077 Oh! My Charles! 107 00:07:08,434 --> 00:07:10,434 - So, you worked well? - Yeah! 108 00:07:10,849 --> 00:07:13,272 I kicked the ball with my head in the second half-time, shouda seen it.... 109 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:16,540 You've seen the poster? 110 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:17,169 Yes. 111 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,845 - And you liked it? - Yes, yes. 112 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,669 Whatever is that??? 113 00:07:23,789 --> 00:07:25,922 It's Teddy... he wants to stretch his legs. 114 00:07:26,335 --> 00:07:26,964 So what? 115 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:28,307 So what, so what.... 116 00:07:30,748 --> 00:07:32,316 Do you love me, Adolph? 117 00:07:33,389 --> 00:07:34,995 If he only pees, it'll be alright... 118 00:07:36,936 --> 00:07:39,265 I'll be cleaning it anyway... 119 00:07:40,129 --> 00:07:42,044 Adolph, Adolph! 120 00:07:55,664 --> 00:07:56,124 So.... 121 00:07:56,481 --> 00:07:57,561 I'll let you chat, eh? 122 00:07:57,766 --> 00:07:59,841 - I'm back on duty - I'll go with you 123 00:07:59,961 --> 00:08:02,358 Oh stay a while longer... 124 00:08:02,478 --> 00:08:04,029 - I'm expected at the club - no 125 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:05,100 Just a while longer... 126 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:08,377 Sure he has time! You bet he does! 127 00:08:10,674 --> 00:08:12,552 Well, Bretzel! You've been drinking again! 128 00:08:12,749 --> 00:08:14,308 No officer! 129 00:08:14,712 --> 00:08:15,510 Only alcohol! 130 00:08:15,942 --> 00:08:17,134 Nothing but alcohol! 131 00:08:20,903 --> 00:08:23,880 Please Miss.... I have to change clothes, I have to wash... 132 00:08:24,321 --> 00:08:25,861 Change? Wash? 133 00:08:26,236 --> 00:08:27,870 Oh how well-built you must be.... 134 00:08:28,723 --> 00:08:31,277 You don't expect me to take my pants off in front of you, do you? now really! 135 00:08:32,904 --> 00:08:34,491 Oh if it were just for me... 136 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,848 But you are so refined... 137 00:08:37,327 --> 00:08:37,815 Say what? 138 00:08:38,303 --> 00:08:39,806 So refined.... 139 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,229 The tenors were out of tune... 140 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,731 But the choir was marvelous! 141 00:08:51,851 --> 00:08:52,529 What choir? 142 00:08:52,649 --> 00:08:53,909 Oh, the choir! 143 00:08:54,029 --> 00:08:56,691 - I don't like this choir much - You have no ear 144 00:08:56,811 --> 00:08:58,729 - On the contrary, I have too much ear - Sure, too much ear... 145 00:08:59,621 --> 00:09:00,607 for the dancers... 146 00:09:02,203 --> 00:09:04,034 I only have eyes for you, my darling! 147 00:09:04,154 --> 00:09:07,154 Not just eyes, my man, I know... 148 00:09:08,844 --> 00:09:10,732 Oooh, watch out, the bosses are here! 149 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,170 Was there someone here? 150 00:09:23,489 --> 00:09:24,635 Course not, Madam! 151 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:28,599 Only Teddy... and I had to shoo him out a few times.... 152 00:09:28,719 --> 00:09:29,435 You didn't beat him, did you? 153 00:09:29,555 --> 00:09:30,862 Course not, Madam! 154 00:09:30,982 --> 00:09:33,454 Beat so nice a dog, why.... 155 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,888 Good Millie, you can go to bed. 156 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:42,827 Good night, Madame. 157 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,505 What's that? 158 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,729 That's Teddy! 159 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:52,398 He whines sometimes in his sleep... He has nightmares, poor angel... 160 00:09:57,564 --> 00:09:59,931 Hurry up! You've eaten enough! 161 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,796 Quick! Shoo! 162 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,247 Don't forget to put your shoes back on! 163 00:10:25,473 --> 00:10:28,047 Cause if you catch cold I'll be the one with the sniffles! 164 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:05,054 Stop! 165 00:11:05,301 --> 00:11:07,856 Stop! I'm telling you to stop! 166 00:11:09,115 --> 00:11:11,623 A thief in my house! 167 00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:13,211 Police! 168 00:11:32,806 --> 00:11:35,060 Are you mad? What are you doing? 169 00:11:35,555 --> 00:11:37,481 Why I'm listening to a boxing fight in New York! 170 00:11:37,875 --> 00:11:38,749 In the middle of the night? 171 00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:40,464 Course not! In the middle of the day! 172 00:11:40,584 --> 00:11:42,465 Yeah, just as I said: you're a nutcase! 173 00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:43,714 It's daytime over there! 174 00:11:43,968 --> 00:11:45,029 That's why it's in America! 175 00:11:45,236 --> 00:11:46,598 But not here! 176 00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:50,488 Go on to bed! And no more radio at night, or else.... 177 00:11:52,071 --> 00:11:52,803 Where do you come from? 178 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:54,182 Who have you robbed? 179 00:11:54,391 --> 00:11:55,021 Nobody! 180 00:11:55,378 --> 00:11:57,623 Not only I didn't snatch anything --- I'm bringing something... 181 00:11:57,743 --> 00:12:00,054 - What? - I'm bringing Millie's engagement ring. 182 00:12:00,355 --> 00:12:01,304 I wanted to try it on... 183 00:12:01,604 --> 00:12:02,572 Try it on? 184 00:12:02,882 --> 00:12:04,254 Honest people do that in the daytime. 185 00:12:04,507 --> 00:12:06,170 You fancy yourself in America as well? 186 00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:11,056 Ah my poor girl, what d'you expect? 187 00:12:11,347 --> 00:12:12,832 One must know what one wants in life! 188 00:12:12,952 --> 00:12:15,490 Either you're in love, either you're a maid! 189 00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:17,836 Whenever you see a man you're out of control! 190 00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:19,216 See where that leads you! 191 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:20,851 You change jobs every 8 days. 192 00:12:21,161 --> 00:12:22,194 Take my word for it: 193 00:12:22,494 --> 00:12:24,354 The best of men is no match for a good job. 194 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:26,908 One is entitled to one's private life! 195 00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:28,100 A private life.... 196 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,655 Save it for when you're 50... 197 00:12:29,775 --> 00:12:30,613 50??? 198 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:31,815 Oh my poor girl... 199 00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:33,880 You won't get a country house anytime soon... 200 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:36,547 You dirty squealer, you... 201 00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,592 Watch it... I'll stroke your ribs. 202 00:12:38,712 --> 00:12:39,866 Out you go. Your suitcase is ready. 203 00:12:39,986 --> 00:12:42,214 So I'm being thrown out, without even my 8 days notice? 204 00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:43,801 Madame is the only one who has the right to be in love? 205 00:12:43,921 --> 00:12:45,679 It's your 4th husband, already! 206 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,012 Another word and I'll call the police! 207 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,706 My stomach strikes a quarter to twelve 208 00:12:56,826 --> 00:12:58,740 could you bring me something to eat? 209 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,561 Madame has locked it all up. 210 00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:02,890 Even the shoepolish and the black soap. 211 00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:04,862 She's afraid I'm gonna eat those... 212 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:07,497 Run along to the cafe to fetch me some sausages and a pint. 213 00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:08,764 No, you're out of credit. 214 00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:10,764 Give me those beans of yours. 215 00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:12,004 I'll cook them for you. 216 00:13:12,322 --> 00:13:13,448 My beans? 217 00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:16,431 My beans are not for eating, miss. 218 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:18,759 They're my work tools. 219 00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,022 This bag is worth 50 million. 220 00:13:21,373 --> 00:13:23,889 It's sacred. I wouldn't touch it if I were stranded on "Le Radeau de la Meduse". 221 00:13:24,152 --> 00:13:26,152 Yeah, well you'll have to eat nails then. 222 00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:27,448 Nails? 223 00:13:29,805 --> 00:13:30,509 One moment. 224 00:13:33,598 --> 00:13:35,560 - Here's the coffee. - Thank you! 225 00:13:38,903 --> 00:13:40,490 Hock these for me. 226 00:13:41,269 --> 00:13:42,124 At the pawnhouse. 227 00:13:42,858 --> 00:13:45,261 With the jacket you can bring me back two sausages. 228 00:13:46,238 --> 00:13:48,351 And the pants are worth a pint. 229 00:13:54,828 --> 00:13:56,077 You don't pay your rent! 230 00:13:56,197 --> 00:13:57,223 And you're out and about naked! 231 00:13:57,343 --> 00:13:59,486 Don't pull so hard Madam, what about decency? 232 00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:01,354 You're a debauched woman. 233 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,957 Since when do widows strip bachelors? 234 00:14:05,816 --> 00:14:07,187 What was your last position? 235 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:09,488 I worked for a bachelor for two years. 236 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,551 No, Mr Berger, she won't do. 237 00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:20,702 Do you have anyone else? 238 00:14:20,822 --> 00:14:21,911 Sure I do! 239 00:14:23,987 --> 00:14:25,630 Mr Berger's office? 240 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:26,766 Over there, miss. 241 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:36,186 Thank you my lad. 242 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,246 Hello Mr Berger. 243 00:14:42,772 --> 00:14:44,030 Mademoiselle de Ferstel... 244 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,185 What a pleasant surprise! 245 00:14:45,504 --> 00:14:47,955 I've very happy to see you. Come on right in! 246 00:14:51,044 --> 00:14:51,804 Thank God! 247 00:14:52,264 --> 00:14:53,250 You recognized me! 248 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,490 How could I forget you? 249 00:14:54,752 --> 00:14:57,184 You, Dr Ferstel's daughter! 250 00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:59,541 I was his patient for 20 years. 251 00:14:59,661 --> 00:15:00,814 Ah your father... 252 00:15:01,124 --> 00:15:03,058 - He was a doctor... - Forgive me, Mr Berger, but... 253 00:15:03,358 --> 00:15:05,809 You're here for another reason, miss? 254 00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:10,166 I've guessed it: Madame your mother needs another maid. 255 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,586 It takes quite a bit of doing to give Madame your mother satisfaction. 256 00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:15,511 - Mother is dead. - Oh my God! 257 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:17,755 Such a beautiful and buxom woman! 258 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,652 Mrs Binder... 259 00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:24,455 My compliments, Madame. 260 00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:26,568 You have dismissed Milly? 261 00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:30,148 At the moment I don't have anyone for you. 262 00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:32,307 A masseur... 263 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,251 In your bed? 264 00:15:36,054 --> 00:15:37,237 Unbelievable. 265 00:15:38,701 --> 00:15:40,194 Mr Berger will do the impossible. 266 00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:42,504 You're welcome, Madame. 267 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:45,149 So. 268 00:15:45,619 --> 00:15:47,675 How can I be of assistance, Mademoiselle? 269 00:15:47,795 --> 00:15:49,497 A maid? A cook? 270 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,605 A chauffeur? 271 00:15:51,497 --> 00:15:53,563 I'm the one looking for a position, Mr Berger. 272 00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:55,412 You? 273 00:15:57,938 --> 00:15:58,614 Oh. 274 00:15:59,994 --> 00:16:01,224 Poverty is no vice 275 00:16:01,956 --> 00:16:03,778 But I thought you were a student 276 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,259 Mr Berger hasn't lost his head 277 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,231 I'm a doctor, I graduated 4 months ago. 278 00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:09,761 You're a doctor! 279 00:16:10,522 --> 00:16:12,118 What do you think about my rhumatism? 280 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:13,611 I'm no medical doctor! 281 00:16:13,874 --> 00:16:15,630 I'm a history and geography professor. 282 00:16:16,869 --> 00:16:17,808 It doesn't matter 283 00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:19,104 It's not bad either. 284 00:16:19,224 --> 00:16:20,325 But now it's the holidays. 285 00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:22,353 I won't find a position as a professor 286 00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:23,654 For another 4 or 5 months. 287 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:24,649 In the meantime, 288 00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:26,593 I'm looking for a job - anything will do. 289 00:16:26,713 --> 00:16:28,011 Surely as a housekeeper 290 00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:29,466 or as companion? 291 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:30,603 It's difficult. 292 00:16:30,843 --> 00:16:32,693 Good houses are getting scarce. 293 00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,125 Ah well.... Mr Berger will do the impossible. 294 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,449 Do not be discouraged. 295 00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:38,690 But Mr Berger I need a position! 296 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,615 I need one right now! 297 00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:43,169 I don't even know where I'm sleeping tonight! 298 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,745 Good Lord, what's a matter with you? 299 00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:49,036 Give me some water, please. 300 00:16:54,364 --> 00:16:54,974 Thank you. 301 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:57,387 I seldom eat in the morning. 302 00:16:57,507 --> 00:17:00,335 And seldom at noon, and seldom in the evening... 303 00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:01,988 Take it. 304 00:17:02,561 --> 00:17:03,443 Oblige me. 305 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,537 If you don't drink it, I will. 306 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,962 And it's poison to my rhumatism. 307 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,112 Come on, be a good girl. 308 00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:11,267 Drink it. 309 00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:18,177 Thank you. 310 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,482 I feel better. 311 00:17:23,315 --> 00:17:24,780 I don't lack energy, you know. 312 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,695 I've tried everything, I've tackled the impossible. 313 00:17:26,911 --> 00:17:29,099 I've slept at a good woman's house, on her couch. 314 00:17:29,463 --> 00:17:32,055 But she couldn't pay her rent and she was expelled. 315 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,308 I don't want to work the streets. 316 00:17:34,603 --> 00:17:35,533 And the river... 317 00:17:35,908 --> 00:17:36,725 I won't do it... 318 00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:38,425 Not yet. 319 00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:41,336 I'm sure it'll be ok. 320 00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:45,157 I'm looking for a good position, I'll find it in a few months time. 321 00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:47,643 But until then, one has to earn a living. 322 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,046 - Sad times... - Mr Berger... 323 00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,332 You received a telephone call earlier... 324 00:17:54,989 --> 00:17:56,341 You're not serious! 325 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,116 It's no position for you! 326 00:17:58,802 --> 00:17:59,741 A maid... 327 00:18:08,808 --> 00:18:09,738 Mrs Binder? 328 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,428 You're in luck! 329 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:12,770 I've got what you need. 330 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:14,730 A gem, a real gem! 331 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,457 Can she wait at table? 332 00:18:17,537 --> 00:18:19,875 Admirably so. Better than Rastelli. 333 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:21,856 Can she iron? 334 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,536 Marvelously. Laundry as smooth as an ice rink. 335 00:18:27,255 --> 00:18:28,833 Certificates? Perfect. 336 00:18:29,302 --> 00:18:30,880 Mr Berger will vouch for it! 337 00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,842 That's settled then. Goodbye, Madame. 338 00:18:35,141 --> 00:18:37,066 You're very kind, Madame. 339 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:39,592 Old camel... 340 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:40,991 Well... 341 00:18:41,564 --> 00:18:43,601 And now, your certificates. 342 00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:46,525 - Your name is... - Marie 343 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,253 Splendid! 344 00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:51,497 I've had those papers for 2 years. 345 00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:55,891 Marie Kruschina, born in Biala. 346 00:18:56,154 --> 00:18:57,731 You'll have to commit all that to memory. 347 00:18:57,851 --> 00:19:00,004 But Mr Berger, that's a fake! 348 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,118 A God 349 00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:03,221 who allows someone like you to starve 350 00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:05,540 will easily forgive Mr Berger. 351 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,386 There you go. 352 00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:15,072 Grapes even... because of the fig leaf? 353 00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:17,898 They took the clothes 354 00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:19,288 But they wouldn't take the shoes 355 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,722 Because they had no soles. 356 00:19:20,842 --> 00:19:23,182 They told me this was not the place to bring them, 357 00:19:23,408 --> 00:19:24,600 but to the cobbler. 358 00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:25,981 What did you do with the shoes then? 359 00:19:26,187 --> 00:19:29,323 Well just what they told me to! I took them to the cobbler. 360 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,456 And the money? 361 00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:32,165 Why... I gave it to the cobbler! 362 00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:34,503 Or else he'd never have agreed to repair them! 363 00:19:35,457 --> 00:19:38,405 Jeez, what a dimwit! SHE's the one I should have hocked! 364 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,245 Ah? I'll go then! 365 00:19:44,169 --> 00:19:45,211 Where are you going? 366 00:19:45,437 --> 00:19:46,685 To the Binder's 367 00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:49,371 Servants have to use the backstairs. 368 00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:54,469 With or without luggage, it's the backstairs, always. 369 00:19:56,856 --> 00:19:58,340 Let me carry your suitcase, Miss. 370 00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,861 Oh I can do it myself. 371 00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,832 Don't worry, you won't have to tip me. 372 00:20:02,254 --> 00:20:03,428 I do this for your pretty eyes. 373 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,857 You must know me: my name's Boulla. 374 00:20:12,975 --> 00:20:14,928 - Boulla, Charles Boulla - No 375 00:20:15,129 --> 00:20:17,730 - You don't read the sports pages in the papers? - No. 376 00:20:18,271 --> 00:20:20,055 Well you should. I certainly do. 377 00:20:20,478 --> 00:20:21,830 Say, the doorman, there... 378 00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:22,844 He's my uncle. 379 00:20:23,126 --> 00:20:24,919 So if you want, I can have you ride the elevator. 380 00:20:25,039 --> 00:20:26,572 I can just as well use the stairs. 381 00:20:26,821 --> 00:20:28,379 As you wish, Miss. 382 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,079 But I'll tell you one thing. 383 00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:33,666 A milliner used to live here, and a pretty one she was, too. 384 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,159 And one year, it was on the 31st of December, 385 00:20:37,484 --> 00:20:39,859 The two of us were stranded in the elevator all night. 386 00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:41,362 You'll believe me or you won't, 387 00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:43,183 But she still says that this was the best New Year's Eve of her life. 388 00:20:44,945 --> 00:20:46,935 Too bad you're on the first floor. 389 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,757 That's high enough to be stuck in the elevator, though. 390 00:20:50,969 --> 00:20:54,500 All that in the name of morality? Well that's a pretty morality... 391 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,644 Some reputation you give this house... 392 00:20:56,764 --> 00:20:57,686 Reputation? 393 00:20:57,806 --> 00:21:00,615 You'd better watch yours instead, you hussy! 394 00:21:00,735 --> 00:21:01,958 Old cow you... 395 00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:04,053 What a crummy joint.... 396 00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:05,518 I'm not sorry to leave, I'll tell ya... 397 00:21:05,752 --> 00:21:08,485 And you won't stay here long, either... 398 00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:09,855 Bye Charles! 399 00:21:09,975 --> 00:21:12,540 - Something wrong? - You bet there is! 400 00:21:13,092 --> 00:21:13,815 It's here. 401 00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:21,752 Thank you. 402 00:21:22,118 --> 00:21:23,414 Good bye, Miss. 403 00:21:26,445 --> 00:21:28,388 - Good morning - Good morning, who are you? 404 00:21:28,508 --> 00:21:30,567 I'm the new maid. 405 00:21:31,045 --> 00:21:32,257 I'd like to see Madame. 406 00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:34,463 Don't you be in a hurry. You'll see her soon enough. 407 00:21:34,985 --> 00:21:36,262 And who are you? 408 00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,529 Use your head. 409 00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:40,872 You enter a kitchen and see a big old momma daubing the dough... 410 00:21:40,992 --> 00:21:41,736 Who can it possibly be? 411 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:43,135 The cook, right? 412 00:21:43,255 --> 00:21:45,726 - Are you making fun of me? - Oh not at all! 413 00:21:46,023 --> 00:21:47,497 Ah. Well I'm glad. 414 00:21:48,371 --> 00:21:50,079 My name's Poldi. And you? 415 00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:51,826 Marie Kruschina. 416 00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:52,780 Born in Biala. 417 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,508 Well, take my word for it: 418 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,301 I've been in this house 7 years. 419 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,357 I've outlasted 18 maids. 420 00:21:58,477 --> 00:22:01,527 Five hair colours, four dogs and three husbands. 421 00:22:02,222 --> 00:22:03,509 Here: eat if you're hungry. 422 00:22:03,828 --> 00:22:06,053 Here you're entitled to half of the leftovers. 423 00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:08,416 The other half belongs to me, 424 00:22:09,918 --> 00:22:12,331 and I save it for someone who is dear to me. 425 00:22:13,671 --> 00:22:15,897 Ah, the new maid. 426 00:22:16,911 --> 00:22:19,061 I see you've already made yourself at home! 427 00:22:20,071 --> 00:22:22,146 I hope you'll familiarize yourself with the broom as quickly! 428 00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:23,733 Madame, I gave it to her! 429 00:22:23,853 --> 00:22:25,790 I'm delighted to see you two get along. 430 00:22:26,203 --> 00:22:27,198 Your certificates. 431 00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:33,990 I hope you'll behave well. 432 00:22:34,507 --> 00:22:36,141 Mr Berger has vouched for you. 433 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:39,380 I might as well tell you at once that there's nothing to steal in my house. 434 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,544 - Oh but... - Oh I don't mean you... 435 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:43,328 I know you're a perfectly decent girl. 436 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,037 But so far all the others have robbed me. 437 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,769 One more, the other less... on the whole, rather more. 438 00:22:48,903 --> 00:22:50,734 And if you bring a man to the appartment I'll fire you. 439 00:22:50,854 --> 00:22:51,109 But I.... 440 00:22:51,229 --> 00:22:53,973 I don't mean you... I know you're a perfectly decent girl. 441 00:22:54,226 --> 00:22:55,334 But so far, all the girls have done it. 442 00:22:56,786 --> 00:22:57,772 Do you wave your hair? 443 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,373 No Madame. My hair is naturally wavy. 444 00:23:00,493 --> 00:23:02,570 And naturally, from tomorrow on, it won't be waving anymore. 445 00:23:03,058 --> 00:23:04,673 Once per week, you'll take a bath. 446 00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:07,644 Splashing yourself with my perfume won't make you clean. 447 00:23:08,029 --> 00:23:10,274 I would like to take a bath twice weekly. 448 00:23:10,394 --> 00:23:12,189 Why sure... and in way of bathtubs, when you're outside, 449 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,208 It's in a theatre or cinema booth. 450 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,344 That's the first test. 451 00:23:20,841 --> 00:23:22,672 Those who don't jump at once get fired. 452 00:23:23,664 --> 00:23:24,556 Ah, one more thing. 453 00:23:24,676 --> 00:23:26,716 I have a dog. A darling little dog. 454 00:23:26,923 --> 00:23:28,866 You are to walk it 3 times a day patiently. 455 00:23:28,986 --> 00:23:30,631 Not along walls mind you, he hates walls. 456 00:23:30,751 --> 00:23:32,998 And with the grocers' habit of putting their array there, 457 00:23:33,201 --> 00:23:34,834 Why the other day, I had to pay for a basket full of peaches. 458 00:23:34,954 --> 00:23:36,017 Oh that's terrible! 459 00:23:36,137 --> 00:23:37,426 Who asked for your opinion? 460 00:23:41,589 --> 00:23:42,622 Why do you sigh? 461 00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:46,312 You know, here the servants are treated as well as family members. 462 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,885 She's just as bitchy with her husband as she is with us! 463 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,320 Why hide it? 464 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,991 This is a nut house! 465 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,620 The bosses are the patients, and we're the wardens. 466 00:23:55,341 --> 00:23:56,561 As far as she's concerned, 467 00:23:57,012 --> 00:23:58,740 For now she's only slightly cuckoo. 468 00:24:00,035 --> 00:24:01,754 She's very fine. 469 00:24:02,173 --> 00:24:04,708 Too fine. She won't be here 3 days. 470 00:24:04,828 --> 00:24:07,835 - Is she staying, that one? - Yeah she's staying, that one! 471 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:14,908 Madame? 472 00:24:15,434 --> 00:24:17,322 Oh so you're in charge of the elevator now? 473 00:24:17,442 --> 00:24:20,454 - It's not your nephew anymore? - He's at practice. 474 00:24:20,699 --> 00:24:22,633 Fine, I'll take the stairs then. 475 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,730 Business is going well, I see! 476 00:24:49,850 --> 00:24:50,960 Thank you, not bad. 477 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,157 - How about yours? - Oh it's the crisis. 478 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,537 Why of course... 479 00:24:54,969 --> 00:24:55,843 Serves you right. 480 00:24:56,481 --> 00:24:58,030 How do you expect people to feel sorry for you? 481 00:24:58,361 --> 00:24:59,262 You ain't got a violin. 482 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,887 - And you're way too chic! - I... too chic? 483 00:25:03,307 --> 00:25:05,880 Are you NUTS? It was clean! 484 00:25:06,819 --> 00:25:08,800 Who sent you those lovely flowers? 485 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,952 - Francois the First - Who? 486 00:25:12,205 --> 00:25:13,745 Francois, my first husband. 487 00:25:13,989 --> 00:25:15,520 He just can't get over me, this man. 488 00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:18,605 Philippe The Second sent me chocolate turds... 489 00:25:19,488 --> 00:25:21,328 And Charles the Third a crate of Champagne. 490 00:25:21,711 --> 00:25:23,815 - And your present husband? - Henry the 4th? 491 00:25:24,059 --> 00:25:25,204 He gave me a bag. 492 00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:26,628 Henry the Fourth is practical. 493 00:25:27,050 --> 00:25:29,069 He has good taste but he's stingy. 494 00:25:29,351 --> 00:25:31,388 Oh you can't complain. 495 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,745 You've got the good life. 496 00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:36,719 You own the appartment, as well as the house. 497 00:25:37,301 --> 00:25:39,902 And your place is a bit like a hairdresser's salon... 498 00:25:40,022 --> 00:25:41,799 "will the next gentleman come forth!" 499 00:25:42,950 --> 00:25:43,851 They all adore me. 500 00:25:46,133 --> 00:25:47,851 And when things go wrong I get a divorce. 501 00:25:48,176 --> 00:25:50,740 When my husband cheats on me, he gives me tulips. 502 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,373 And when I cheat on him... 503 00:25:52,655 --> 00:25:54,373 I bake him an apple pie. 504 00:25:54,576 --> 00:25:57,130 Apples are the only fruit you can find at any season. 505 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,018 He must be fed up with it. 506 00:25:59,450 --> 00:26:01,159 Charles is here with the tickets to the game. 507 00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:02,736 Why are you telling me? Where is the maid? 508 00:26:02,856 --> 00:26:04,554 She's unpacking... it will take a while. 509 00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:06,159 It won't take as much time to pack her things. 510 00:26:06,404 --> 00:26:08,385 Pay him and thank him on my behalf. 511 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,152 Oh have him come in! I'd like to see him upclose. 512 00:26:11,272 --> 00:26:12,157 If it amuses you... 513 00:26:12,277 --> 00:26:13,838 - Poldi have him come in. - Yes, Madame. 514 00:26:15,103 --> 00:26:17,056 Say, if you want I can get you a free ticket 515 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:18,474 for our match on Sunday. 516 00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:20,981 These are 50 Franc seats... 517 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:22,630 Thank you, but I don't like football. 518 00:26:23,175 --> 00:26:25,898 Hey Mr Charles, the ladies want to see you. 519 00:26:26,363 --> 00:26:29,960 Ah... see? The ladies... At least they like football! 520 00:26:34,373 --> 00:26:35,265 Come in! 521 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,556 Here are the tickets, Madame Mardaillan. 522 00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:41,636 Thank you. 523 00:26:43,138 --> 00:26:44,246 Won't you sit down? 524 00:26:44,947 --> 00:26:46,468 Sitting down won't hurt. 525 00:26:46,588 --> 00:26:48,590 Mr Boulla is our national champion. 526 00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:51,041 Oh, who doesn't know Mr Charles! 527 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,975 Our great champion! 528 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,539 My, you seem so strong! 529 00:26:56,812 --> 00:26:58,474 You must have muscles! 530 00:26:58,594 --> 00:26:59,835 Ah the arms are nothing... 531 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:02,442 This is where it matters... cause football is played with legs... 532 00:27:04,968 --> 00:27:05,944 It sure ain't fake! 533 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,180 I guess there's gonna be apple pie for dinner... 534 00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:12,682 Will you take pity, Madame, on a poor unfortunate... 535 00:27:17,665 --> 00:27:18,472 Thank you. 536 00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:25,624 Here, take my rifle. 537 00:27:25,849 --> 00:27:27,286 - Clean it for me. - Yes Monsieur Le Baron. 538 00:27:27,406 --> 00:27:29,051 My respects, M. Le Baron. 539 00:27:29,376 --> 00:27:30,456 Drunk again! 540 00:27:30,822 --> 00:27:32,174 Always, always. 541 00:27:34,963 --> 00:27:38,277 - Say, what have you shot? - A hare and two gamekeepers! 542 00:27:38,704 --> 00:27:41,314 - Say what? - Two gamekeepers! They were completely drunk! 543 00:27:41,434 --> 00:27:43,324 - They took lead shots - My God... 544 00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:47,530 What have you got against drunks? And why did you kill those poor hares? 545 00:28:00,921 --> 00:28:03,043 Charity, Madame, please. 546 00:28:03,163 --> 00:28:05,501 Oh my God, you poor man, you're in rags! 547 00:28:05,821 --> 00:28:06,891 Wait here my friend... 548 00:28:11,113 --> 00:28:12,812 Here... There you go. 549 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:28,973 Good day! 550 00:28:29,414 --> 00:28:31,396 Why, the honour's all mine, Mister Mardaillan. 551 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:35,208 Mr Charles came to give us tickets to his football match 552 00:28:35,593 --> 00:28:37,292 And Helene wanted to make his acquaintance. 553 00:28:37,662 --> 00:28:39,258 - Sure, well stay seated then - Thank you. 554 00:28:39,378 --> 00:28:40,761 Since the ladies had you come over. 555 00:28:42,686 --> 00:28:44,404 You'll have a drink, won't you? 556 00:28:45,527 --> 00:28:48,400 - A little drink... - No, thank you, never before a match. 557 00:28:48,992 --> 00:28:51,180 Hear hear, there's the sportive spirit for you! 558 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:53,523 I'd have one if it wasn't for the match. 559 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:55,993 But later when the coach inspects the team, 560 00:28:56,113 --> 00:28:57,598 he's gonna check my breath. 561 00:28:57,718 --> 00:28:59,079 So it's a bit tricky, you see. 562 00:28:59,199 --> 00:29:00,610 Go walk the dog. 563 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,826 My shoes were badly polished again today. 564 00:29:03,107 --> 00:29:04,469 Let that happen once more and I'll sack you. 565 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,981 But it's not Milly, Mr Mardaillan. 566 00:29:07,911 --> 00:29:08,907 Oh, indeed you're right. 567 00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:12,493 Why do you let yourself be scolded without saying anything? 568 00:29:12,613 --> 00:29:13,770 It's alright. 569 00:29:14,246 --> 00:29:16,170 Monsieur's shoes will be clean tomorrow. 570 00:29:19,663 --> 00:29:20,518 Thank you. 571 00:29:21,544 --> 00:29:23,497 I'll deduct this from your wages, girl! 572 00:29:23,751 --> 00:29:26,408 Oh, Madame, you would have taken pity too, he was in rags. 573 00:29:28,324 --> 00:29:30,925 Please take pity, Madame, on a poor unfortunate... 574 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:37,432 Come on in. 575 00:29:37,704 --> 00:29:39,188 - Take pity... - Come on in! 576 00:29:39,498 --> 00:29:41,150 I have no family 577 00:29:43,695 --> 00:29:45,545 Go behind the screen. 578 00:29:46,728 --> 00:29:49,892 Are you deaf? I'm telling you to go behind the screen! 579 00:29:56,278 --> 00:29:57,367 And now... 580 00:29:58,532 --> 00:30:01,208 - Take your pants off. - But... 581 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:05,010 Take your pants off immediately and hand them to me over the screen. 582 00:30:31,232 --> 00:30:33,692 Oh what a circus, my poor Mr Podoletz! 583 00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:36,394 Just like in paradise... I'm naked and I bite the apple. 584 00:30:36,514 --> 00:30:37,840 They're good, you know. 585 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,342 Three francs the pound. 586 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:40,938 And you sell them back for 4 francs... 587 00:30:41,058 --> 00:30:43,164 What do you take me for? A thief? 588 00:30:43,284 --> 00:30:46,270 The radio gives the rate everyday. 589 00:30:49,233 --> 00:30:50,351 Quick, Poldi! 590 00:30:50,471 --> 00:30:52,491 Monsieur wants his breakfast immediately, he wants to go out! 591 00:30:52,611 --> 00:30:54,525 What do you mean, "immediately"? I don't get it! 592 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,812 And what are you fretting about? You never heard a bell ring before? 593 00:31:02,289 --> 00:31:04,693 In a minute your pants will be as good as new. 594 00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:19,659 There you go. 595 00:31:20,438 --> 00:31:21,452 I am not rich, 596 00:31:22,091 --> 00:31:23,978 So I give charity in kind. 597 00:31:24,504 --> 00:31:25,828 I am a seamstress. 598 00:31:27,017 --> 00:31:29,345 Here... now you won't walk around in rags anymore. 599 00:31:30,773 --> 00:31:32,247 Thank you very much. 600 00:31:43,706 --> 00:31:44,730 Thank you. 601 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:05,018 So... you're not coming to the opera with me? 602 00:32:05,234 --> 00:32:06,548 No. I have a headache. 603 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,544 You always have something. Like Francois the First did. 604 00:32:09,775 --> 00:32:11,315 And Wagner gets on my nerves. 605 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,540 Your ear is as bad as Philippe the Second's. 606 00:32:13,963 --> 00:32:15,625 Bye. Have fun. 607 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:19,152 - When are you leaving? - Tomorrow, probably. 608 00:32:19,725 --> 00:32:21,321 How many times do we have to ring for you? 609 00:32:21,594 --> 00:32:23,227 Don't forget to walk the dog! 610 00:32:23,825 --> 00:32:26,266 And no bonding! Neither you nor the dog! 611 00:32:35,099 --> 00:32:36,818 Hand me my slippers, please. 612 00:32:46,949 --> 00:32:48,836 Undo the bed, please. 613 00:32:56,755 --> 00:32:58,727 Hand me my pajamas. 614 00:33:00,933 --> 00:33:02,727 What are you waiting for? 615 00:33:09,994 --> 00:33:11,242 May I go out? 616 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:12,463 Why? 617 00:33:12,998 --> 00:33:14,529 You look frightened! 618 00:33:15,336 --> 00:33:16,407 Is it because I'm undressing? 619 00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:17,205 Oh no! 620 00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:18,595 Good night, Monsieur. 621 00:33:19,928 --> 00:33:20,558 Marie! 622 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:24,839 Pour me some more wine. 623 00:33:28,350 --> 00:33:29,242 Two fingers high. 624 00:34:02,801 --> 00:34:03,533 You've been calling me, Monsieur? 625 00:34:04,716 --> 00:34:06,162 You call this half full? 626 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,106 I'll say it's half empty! 627 00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:12,169 Understood? I said two fingers high. 628 00:34:12,723 --> 00:34:15,221 I didn't mean your fingers, but mine! 629 00:34:16,817 --> 00:34:18,544 What a lovely skin you have... 630 00:34:19,005 --> 00:34:20,976 - A bit of seltz water? - Sure. 631 00:34:23,147 --> 00:34:24,067 Thank you. 632 00:34:31,331 --> 00:34:33,443 But why are you always running off like that? 633 00:34:33,563 --> 00:34:34,833 I have work to do. 634 00:34:35,368 --> 00:34:36,429 Funny girl. 635 00:34:39,629 --> 00:34:40,605 How so? 636 00:34:40,725 --> 00:34:41,826 How so? 637 00:34:41,946 --> 00:34:44,812 Why because you're so thin, so pretty... 638 00:34:45,131 --> 00:34:47,000 - So appetizing... - Let me go! 639 00:34:48,485 --> 00:34:51,067 Oh, dear girl, your virtue's quite safe! 640 00:34:51,546 --> 00:34:54,795 It's not in my habits to frolic about with servants. 641 00:34:56,378 --> 00:34:58,031 You may go. 642 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:01,880 Come now, I didn't mean to insult you. 643 00:35:02,284 --> 00:35:04,782 And on your first night here try and get a good night sleep. 644 00:35:05,418 --> 00:35:06,902 Make sweet dreams... 645 00:35:08,090 --> 00:35:09,583 Dream of me... 646 00:35:09,703 --> 00:35:10,897 Good night, Monsieur. 647 00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:21,615 Give me a light please, Mr Charles. 648 00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:23,812 You'll set yourself on fire, with what you've been drinking. 649 00:35:24,056 --> 00:35:27,014 I should snort cocaine to please you! 650 00:35:27,268 --> 00:35:29,371 You'd better be doing Glauber's Salt... 651 00:35:35,747 --> 00:35:36,949 Oh, Mr Charles! 652 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:38,967 I haven't seen you all day. 653 00:35:39,087 --> 00:35:41,316 I have a lot of work to do. 654 00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:43,203 Take a good look at me, Mr Charles. 655 00:35:43,323 --> 00:35:45,053 You see nothing striking? 656 00:35:45,173 --> 00:35:47,184 - No - You don't notice anything? 657 00:35:47,304 --> 00:35:50,067 - Why... no. - I have a new dress on! 658 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,602 What do you want me to do about it? 659 00:35:57,766 --> 00:35:59,221 - Good evening - Who is it? 660 00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:00,855 Oh, it's you? 661 00:36:00,975 --> 00:36:02,564 Will you sit with me on the bench for a bit? 662 00:36:02,684 --> 00:36:03,606 I'm leaving! 663 00:36:04,142 --> 00:36:05,184 I'm leaving! 664 00:36:05,681 --> 00:36:07,700 I wouldn't want to disturb you! 665 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:12,586 - Are you coming? - Oh leave my hand alone! 666 00:36:12,706 --> 00:36:15,149 I get it... I'm not cute enough... 667 00:36:15,269 --> 00:36:17,816 If you only saw the kind of letters all the women send me... 668 00:36:17,936 --> 00:36:20,545 saying I'm a "God of sports", the "Belvedere's Apollo"... 669 00:36:20,798 --> 00:36:23,587 My picture's in all the papers, you don't seem to have a clue.... 670 00:36:23,897 --> 00:36:25,775 There's even a picture of me with the Prince of Wales. 671 00:36:25,895 --> 00:36:28,844 You bet! We're there, the two of us, he shakes my hand like we're buddies... 672 00:36:29,413 --> 00:36:33,103 You don't believe me? It's no joke! I'll show it to you, I have it right here! 673 00:36:34,699 --> 00:36:36,277 Here it is. 674 00:36:38,512 --> 00:36:39,395 Here 675 00:36:40,353 --> 00:36:41,602 "The football chronic". 676 00:36:41,921 --> 00:36:43,221 "Mister Charles Boulla" 677 00:36:43,341 --> 00:36:46,320 "avenges team with an amazing skill" 678 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,838 Say, you read English well! 679 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,190 And you're all that well-travelled? 680 00:36:49,310 --> 00:36:51,275 Why yes, with the team, we've been to Rome... 681 00:36:51,395 --> 00:36:53,846 Amsterdam, St-Ouin, Paris... 682 00:36:53,966 --> 00:36:55,602 - Paris? You've been to Paris? - Yes. 683 00:36:55,722 --> 00:36:56,781 It was beautiful, wasn't it? 684 00:36:56,901 --> 00:36:59,373 That day we played an ordinary match. 685 00:36:59,598 --> 00:37:02,058 But have you seen the "Place de la Concorde"? 686 00:37:03,924 --> 00:37:07,182 - The "Place de la Concorde"! - Oh sure! That's where Napoleon is buried! 687 00:37:07,302 --> 00:37:08,647 No no, that's in the "Invalides". 688 00:37:08,767 --> 00:37:11,520 - I got it mixed up... it's so old - And have you been to the Louvre? 689 00:37:11,994 --> 00:37:14,914 That I did! I bought a pair of suspenders... still have them! 690 00:37:15,034 --> 00:37:17,046 No, not the shop, the museum! 691 00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:20,613 Ah, museums... you know, I like more lively things. 692 00:37:20,910 --> 00:37:22,206 Women, for example. 693 00:37:22,609 --> 00:37:24,919 But with an unknown woman you can't... 694 00:37:25,135 --> 00:37:27,323 Well, it depends... 695 00:37:28,129 --> 00:37:28,946 I certainly can... 696 00:37:29,066 --> 00:37:30,646 Let go of me! 697 00:37:30,766 --> 00:37:33,209 Let go of me! 698 00:37:33,329 --> 00:37:35,106 Right now! Let me go! 699 00:37:35,226 --> 00:37:36,899 Let me go! 700 00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:38,561 What's going on? 701 00:37:39,276 --> 00:37:41,041 Nothing. I'm showing her a Pankration hold. 702 00:37:41,286 --> 00:37:43,577 - What? - It means "catch me as you can" 703 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,625 Be careful won't you? The hatbox is upside down 704 00:37:46,745 --> 00:37:47,873 You'll ruin all my hats! 705 00:37:48,409 --> 00:37:50,052 And watch over the dog! 706 00:37:50,831 --> 00:37:51,986 And over Monsieur as well. 707 00:37:53,266 --> 00:37:54,374 Goodbye, Henry. 708 00:38:04,507 --> 00:38:05,530 Now there's a gentleman. 709 00:38:05,962 --> 00:38:07,887 I'm merely a country bumpkin. 710 00:38:09,108 --> 00:38:11,390 He only has eyes for that snooty missy since she showed up. 711 00:38:11,510 --> 00:38:12,592 He won't even look at me anymore. 712 00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:16,320 Yeah, well... that snooty girl won't be here long. 713 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,273 As true as I'm a town sergeant. 714 00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:22,620 Hey, Mr Charles! 715 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:25,095 Could you lend me 10 francs? 716 00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:28,945 Ah, bad timing, Mr Podoletz. I'm broke these days. 717 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,922 Yet you do make money. 718 00:38:31,156 --> 00:38:33,570 Just for running after a ball, like a bunch of kids. 719 00:38:33,690 --> 00:38:35,325 And kicking it around. 720 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,048 I too kicked a ball once, but it cost me 100 francs. 721 00:38:40,168 --> 00:38:42,251 It was my landlord's butt. 722 00:38:43,218 --> 00:38:44,890 Could you at least let me have 5 francs? 723 00:38:47,365 --> 00:38:48,586 Five francs? 724 00:38:49,374 --> 00:38:52,576 All right I'll give you a 5 franc bill, but that's a return ticket... 725 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:55,874 How is it going, Miss? 726 00:38:55,994 --> 00:38:57,442 It's tough, Mr Berger. 727 00:38:57,562 --> 00:38:58,559 More than I thought it would be. 728 00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:01,451 Be patient, Miss. Mr Berger doesn't forget you. 729 00:39:04,147 --> 00:39:06,664 So Miss Marie... still sulking? 730 00:39:09,796 --> 00:39:12,050 Don't be mad at me... you know I'm the sportive type 731 00:39:12,322 --> 00:39:13,702 So I go right for the goal. 732 00:39:13,822 --> 00:39:15,550 But we're not on a football field. 733 00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:40,473 You see? It's a football field alright. 734 00:39:41,895 --> 00:39:43,463 You're as much a kid as they are! 735 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:45,638 And you'll see what a good kid I am 736 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,399 Hanging around that good-for-nothing again? 737 00:39:53,878 --> 00:39:55,371 You're with her all the time, then? 738 00:39:55,491 --> 00:39:56,498 Why do you call her a good-for-nothing? 739 00:39:56,618 --> 00:39:59,052 Haven't you noticed her hands and nails? Always clean 740 00:39:59,343 --> 00:40:01,183 Even when she takes the trash out. 741 00:40:01,788 --> 00:40:03,525 There's something fishy about that. 742 00:40:05,948 --> 00:40:08,586 For the last time, Mr Podoletz, when will you pay me your rent? 743 00:40:09,158 --> 00:40:10,182 I'm no prophet. 744 00:40:10,302 --> 00:40:11,231 You don't want to pay me. 745 00:40:11,351 --> 00:40:13,767 Sure I do! 746 00:40:14,142 --> 00:40:15,757 Will you pay your rent, yes or no? 747 00:40:16,198 --> 00:40:17,569 My good woman, I have two aunts. 748 00:40:17,689 --> 00:40:19,137 One of them took me everything including my pants. 749 00:40:19,257 --> 00:40:21,719 The other is recovering and I'm her only heir. 750 00:40:21,839 --> 00:40:24,104 You won't have me murder my aunt, will you? 751 00:40:24,224 --> 00:40:26,198 You'll hear from me. I will take action. 752 00:40:26,318 --> 00:40:28,452 That's it. Take action. 753 00:40:44,266 --> 00:40:46,303 You're a real songbird, Mr Podoletz 754 00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:48,453 You're whistling like a caged blackbird. 755 00:40:48,573 --> 00:40:50,942 - The old hag took off - Well let's fly away then! 756 00:40:51,062 --> 00:40:52,838 My boss gave me the day off. 757 00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:54,450 Let's go for a spin together. 758 00:40:54,570 --> 00:40:55,905 I can't. My wings have been clipped. 759 00:40:56,168 --> 00:40:56,947 Wait... 760 00:40:57,248 --> 00:40:59,088 Monsieur has a suit he no longer wears. 761 00:40:59,451 --> 00:41:00,587 I'll lend it to you. 762 00:41:00,707 --> 00:41:03,066 I'll say you're a Woman, with a capital "W". 763 00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:10,537 Ooh, Mr Podoletz 764 00:41:10,781 --> 00:41:11,908 How smart you look! 765 00:41:12,028 --> 00:41:13,739 This suit looks like it was tailor made for you. 766 00:41:14,021 --> 00:41:16,612 - Everything fits me. - Why... with your natural chic 767 00:41:16,834 --> 00:41:19,397 - That's my special charm - Oh, Mr Podoletz... 768 00:41:19,604 --> 00:41:21,069 What a flirt you are! 769 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,591 I've charmed so many already. 770 00:41:27,324 --> 00:41:29,258 Today's the cook's day off, right? 771 00:41:29,378 --> 00:41:29,906 Yes Monsieur. 772 00:41:30,329 --> 00:41:31,587 I'll be dining out then. 773 00:41:31,707 --> 00:41:33,474 I'll be back around 10. 774 00:41:34,103 --> 00:41:34,920 Good evening. 775 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:35,820 Good evening. 776 00:42:23,434 --> 00:42:24,505 Beautiful. 777 00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:26,805 But it's from England, I don't understand. 778 00:42:27,162 --> 00:42:28,467 I'll translate it for you. 779 00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,470 That's right, you speak English very well 780 00:42:31,691 --> 00:42:33,950 But come closer, because I won't hear anything from there 781 00:42:36,316 --> 00:42:38,269 "My love, I am lonesome" 782 00:42:38,810 --> 00:42:40,181 Come on in 783 00:42:40,301 --> 00:42:42,566 "The years are so long" 784 00:42:45,552 --> 00:42:47,261 "I love only you" 785 00:42:53,881 --> 00:42:56,163 "Only you and your song". 786 00:43:01,543 --> 00:43:04,041 - That's a pretty song - Very pretty 787 00:43:04,329 --> 00:43:05,944 Especially if you understand the lyrics 788 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,347 Say, you've learned a lot 789 00:43:10,610 --> 00:43:12,930 Oh I used to have the time 790 00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,342 Me, you know, outside of sports... 791 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,224 When I was in school, the teacher used to say: 792 00:43:19,344 --> 00:43:21,300 "Boulla's dense. Can't make him understand anything". 793 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,647 He was wrong. There's always a way to make yourself understood. 794 00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,005 It's a question of method. 795 00:43:25,596 --> 00:43:26,667 Oh you think? 796 00:43:27,164 --> 00:43:29,333 - Even with a blockhead like me? - Yes 797 00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:03,531 I warn you, my head's as thick as a football. 798 00:44:04,123 --> 00:44:05,954 So you'll have to give me lessons every night. 799 00:44:06,074 --> 00:44:08,423 I'm willing to. I'm free everyday after dinner. 800 00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:09,390 You are? 801 00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:17,607 Marie! 802 00:44:18,311 --> 00:44:20,847 Hey, Monsieur, are you looking for Marie? 803 00:44:21,118 --> 00:44:23,578 She's downstairs, with Mr Charles. 804 00:44:23,698 --> 00:44:25,193 Who's asking you? 805 00:44:26,757 --> 00:44:29,903 But I can't teach you everything myself. You'll have to make an effort. 806 00:44:30,194 --> 00:44:32,542 - I'll bring you books - Oh but I have some 807 00:44:32,999 --> 00:44:36,445 Arsene Lupin, Nick Carter, Buffalo Bill... 808 00:44:37,252 --> 00:44:38,698 Not those books! 809 00:44:38,818 --> 00:44:40,201 I'll lend you others. 810 00:44:44,206 --> 00:44:45,577 Is Marie here? 811 00:44:47,023 --> 00:44:48,337 - Marie? - Yes. 812 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:50,027 Yes Monsieur. 813 00:44:50,287 --> 00:44:52,522 Oh, Marie? Why yes, she was walking the dog. 814 00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:54,578 And the dog remained upstairs. 815 00:44:54,698 --> 00:44:55,207 Coincidence... 816 00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:56,772 Odd. 817 00:44:57,570 --> 00:44:58,227 Come 818 00:45:01,823 --> 00:45:03,617 If I give you my permission you can do it! 819 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,256 I own the house. 820 00:45:14,482 --> 00:45:16,181 Here's another one who wants a lesson. 821 00:45:19,813 --> 00:45:21,682 So you spend your evenings with this lad? 822 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:23,964 Monsieur told me he'd be back at 10. 823 00:45:24,253 --> 00:45:26,168 - I have to report to you, now? - No Monsieur. 824 00:45:26,581 --> 00:45:27,342 Good evening Monsieur. 825 00:45:41,127 --> 00:45:42,564 Miss Marie! 826 00:45:50,141 --> 00:45:51,146 What is it? 827 00:45:51,550 --> 00:45:53,268 How many L's are there in "jealous"? 828 00:45:53,388 --> 00:45:54,357 Only one! 829 00:45:55,014 --> 00:45:55,559 One? 830 00:45:56,301 --> 00:45:58,019 Ah, that's one too many for me. 831 00:46:04,724 --> 00:46:06,630 Why do you lock yourself in, Marie? 832 00:46:06,884 --> 00:46:08,508 What does Monsieur want? 833 00:46:09,015 --> 00:46:10,978 Nothing in particular 834 00:46:11,270 --> 00:46:14,294 But you interest me particularly. 835 00:46:14,613 --> 00:46:17,279 I cannot hide it from you... I fancy you. 836 00:46:19,540 --> 00:46:21,981 What would you say to us going for a ride together? 837 00:46:22,338 --> 00:46:23,352 In my car... 838 00:46:24,261 --> 00:46:26,345 Mystery and discretion. 839 00:46:26,552 --> 00:46:28,082 No-one would ever know. 840 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:31,527 Well thank you! If I ever go out with a man I expect him to be proud about it. 841 00:46:31,647 --> 00:46:34,041 I can't explain behind this door... 842 00:46:34,276 --> 00:46:36,482 But you're not meant to be a maid 843 00:46:36,732 --> 00:46:38,582 I'll settle you in a little flat 844 00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:40,713 And you'll have all the dresses you want. 845 00:46:41,502 --> 00:46:43,455 This locked door is unnerving! 846 00:46:43,745 --> 00:46:45,453 It prevents you from understanding 847 00:46:45,573 --> 00:46:47,406 Don't worry, I understand you just fine. 848 00:46:53,597 --> 00:46:55,719 No no, don't take your pants off 849 00:46:55,839 --> 00:46:58,151 You'll hand it to me over the balcony tomorrow 850 00:46:58,621 --> 00:46:59,888 Ah, Poldi. 851 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:03,471 You can say our two souls penetrate each other 852 00:47:04,532 --> 00:47:07,575 Oh, Mr Podoletz, be decent 853 00:47:12,178 --> 00:47:15,624 - Don't be so fussy! - Let me sleep! 854 00:47:15,744 --> 00:47:17,540 Be reasonable, what the hell... 855 00:47:29,643 --> 00:47:31,708 Oh go to your room already! 856 00:47:31,828 --> 00:47:34,103 That's exactly what I want to do, Marie, but you've locked the door! 857 00:47:34,223 --> 00:47:36,215 - Oh it's you, Poldi! - Yes! 858 00:47:40,222 --> 00:47:41,236 Good evening, Mary 859 00:48:03,169 --> 00:48:06,381 Each week carries 7 days 860 00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:09,262 Each day brings its sorrows... 861 00:48:09,382 --> 00:48:12,773 its pleasures... its loves... 862 00:48:12,893 --> 00:48:16,497 Rich or poor, it's the same tune 863 00:48:16,882 --> 00:48:20,244 And the hours bring aboutr the days 864 00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:23,641 And the days bring about the months 865 00:48:23,761 --> 00:48:27,745 And in turn, the years melt away 866 00:48:27,865 --> 00:48:32,224 Like yesteryear's snow 867 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,741 Time marches on mercilessly 868 00:48:36,861 --> 00:48:40,638 Leaving in its trail 869 00:48:41,075 --> 00:48:45,009 only happiness for our dreams, 870 00:48:45,129 --> 00:48:47,947 and pain 871 00:48:48,067 --> 00:48:53,270 for our songs. 872 00:49:13,773 --> 00:49:15,989 Say, Charles, a little card game? 873 00:49:16,393 --> 00:49:17,989 I can't, uncle. 874 00:49:19,088 --> 00:49:22,243 You're reading that girl's books morning noon and night 875 00:49:24,998 --> 00:49:27,223 - What are you reading? - Madame Bovary. 876 00:49:27,343 --> 00:49:29,861 - Madame what? - Bovary! 877 00:49:30,825 --> 00:49:33,416 I say someone who keeps his nose in books all the time 878 00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:36,496 doesn't have a clear conscience. 879 00:49:39,047 --> 00:49:42,033 Is this the residence of Mr Maximilien Podoletz, Esquire? 880 00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:44,522 - Yes, what do you want with him? - He's being evicted. 881 00:49:45,862 --> 00:49:48,341 You brought this on yourself, Mr Podoletz 882 00:49:48,461 --> 00:49:49,994 You're getting evicted! 883 00:49:50,244 --> 00:49:52,094 You have no heart, Mrs Schutz 884 00:49:52,732 --> 00:49:55,183 You push me over the precipice 885 00:49:55,387 --> 00:49:56,204 For the rest of your life 886 00:49:56,324 --> 00:49:58,655 You'll carry the horrible responsibility of my downfall. 887 00:50:10,085 --> 00:50:11,597 Mr Podoletz is being evicted! 888 00:50:11,822 --> 00:50:13,306 There's even a policeman 889 00:50:13,426 --> 00:50:14,590 Shame on you! 890 00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:16,487 Throwing this poor soul in the street! 891 00:50:26,382 --> 00:50:29,001 I'm sorry for the inconvenience, it's not my fault. 892 00:50:29,323 --> 00:50:30,459 Madame is to blame. 893 00:50:36,607 --> 00:50:39,283 How barbaric, throwing a man out in the street like that 894 00:50:40,015 --> 00:50:42,475 Here, take Monsieur's suit, I'm giving it to you. 895 00:50:42,595 --> 00:50:44,193 I told him it was moth-eaten. 896 00:50:44,313 --> 00:50:45,752 Go dress in the attic. 897 00:51:29,856 --> 00:51:32,917 Aren't you ashamed to throw out such a fine, distinguished man? 898 00:51:33,037 --> 00:51:35,199 It's not distinction I expect from him! 899 00:51:46,497 --> 00:51:48,675 Mr Podoletz hung himself! 900 00:51:50,442 --> 00:51:52,770 Mr Podoletz hung himself! 901 00:52:08,497 --> 00:52:09,990 Oh had I only imagined this 902 00:52:10,110 --> 00:52:12,666 I'd rather have lost my rent's money 903 00:52:12,786 --> 00:52:14,530 I would have given him lodging for free. 904 00:52:17,150 --> 00:52:20,155 Then I'll stay here a while longer, since it pleases you. 905 00:52:23,262 --> 00:52:24,690 Oh you scared me! 906 00:52:25,065 --> 00:52:26,267 Here's what you'll do: 907 00:52:26,387 --> 00:52:28,652 You're going to my village, in Spitz. 908 00:52:28,924 --> 00:52:30,539 Wonderful. I'll water the flowers. 909 00:52:30,659 --> 00:52:32,785 That's my special talent. Nobody waters flowers like I do. 910 00:52:32,905 --> 00:52:35,639 You'll be watching over my farm and you'll be my manager. 911 00:52:37,470 --> 00:52:39,095 Miss Poldi, you have a farm? 912 00:52:39,664 --> 00:52:42,368 I own 1/8 of the village bull. 913 00:53:34,275 --> 00:53:36,697 Can you give me a proof of the rotundity of the Earth? 914 00:53:37,272 --> 00:53:39,009 Well, you can tell the Earth is round 915 00:53:39,129 --> 00:53:41,569 When you're by the sea and you watch a boat leave. 916 00:53:41,926 --> 00:53:43,719 First you see the whole boat 917 00:53:43,839 --> 00:53:45,071 Then you see the chimneys 918 00:53:45,191 --> 00:53:46,104 The smoke 919 00:53:46,538 --> 00:53:48,096 And nothing at all. 920 00:53:49,317 --> 00:53:51,261 And I'll be in a funk if you're on the boat. 921 00:53:52,237 --> 00:53:53,871 But luckily, I have one more chance. 922 00:53:54,134 --> 00:53:55,965 Since the Earth is round, 923 00:53:56,171 --> 00:53:57,411 I can see you come back around the other side. 924 00:53:57,531 --> 00:53:58,808 Will you be serious? 925 00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:02,245 After all you shouldn't be a maid, You should have been a teacher. 926 00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:04,865 - Pah... think so? - Why... yes. 927 00:54:06,749 --> 00:54:08,148 Come to think of it... no. 928 00:54:08,561 --> 00:54:10,712 My school teacher was very ugly. 929 00:54:10,945 --> 00:54:13,405 She had warts, a pince-nez and fake teeth. 930 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,881 You must at least have fake teeth. 931 00:54:18,001 --> 00:54:19,799 No. You're too pretty. 932 00:54:20,133 --> 00:54:21,435 But not severe enough! 933 00:54:21,787 --> 00:54:23,168 Or you wouldn't be so unruly! 934 00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,139 Don't you want to progress at all? 935 00:54:25,259 --> 00:54:26,512 Frankly... 936 00:54:27,136 --> 00:54:27,946 Yes. 937 00:54:28,183 --> 00:54:29,142 But in friendship. 938 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:31,808 One minute. 939 00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:40,568 What's that? 940 00:54:40,894 --> 00:54:42,134 It's a stroller. 941 00:54:42,435 --> 00:54:43,763 What's the plank for? 942 00:54:43,965 --> 00:54:44,951 That's because of the dust. 943 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,018 But this child will choke! 944 00:54:47,138 --> 00:54:48,839 Oh no, it's quite safe. 945 00:54:52,463 --> 00:54:54,082 This toddler hasn't even been wrapped. 946 00:54:54,609 --> 00:54:56,650 Sure he has, in newspapers, two layers of it even. 947 00:54:56,932 --> 00:54:58,076 That's crazy! 948 00:54:59,260 --> 00:55:00,509 You must be joking. 949 00:55:00,629 --> 00:55:01,547 Don't touch the plank. 950 00:55:02,392 --> 00:55:03,579 Whose baby is he? 951 00:55:04,010 --> 00:55:06,245 - Why... yours and mine! - Don't be a fool! 952 00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:09,054 Let me have a look at this baby. 953 00:55:09,174 --> 00:55:10,057 You want to see him? 954 00:55:19,835 --> 00:55:21,252 What have you done? 955 00:55:21,745 --> 00:55:23,205 Oh you're impossible! 956 00:55:23,325 --> 00:55:25,011 In between classes, there's time for the refectory, no? 957 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:28,662 Why are you carrying this kid? He's heavy! 958 00:55:29,111 --> 00:55:31,416 I gave Charles the stroller for him to get it fixed. 959 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:34,324 Get used to carrying the kid around then... 960 00:55:35,169 --> 00:55:36,998 Charles is with Marie. 961 00:55:41,677 --> 00:55:43,850 You don't slurp anymore? 962 00:55:43,970 --> 00:55:44,729 No more slurping. 963 00:55:44,993 --> 00:55:47,087 But don't raise your little finger, it is not elegant. 964 00:55:47,207 --> 00:55:48,600 It isn't? Like that? 965 00:55:49,155 --> 00:55:51,011 On the first day, I knew it was 4 o'clock 966 00:55:51,131 --> 00:55:52,682 when you were drinking your coffee. 967 00:55:52,802 --> 00:55:54,251 I heard you from above. 968 00:55:54,371 --> 00:55:55,975 You were listening? Nice. 969 00:55:56,973 --> 00:55:59,128 I can do it again so you know it's coffee time. 970 00:55:59,248 --> 00:56:00,870 Oh you don't have to. 971 00:56:02,621 --> 00:56:03,501 Like that? 972 00:56:03,756 --> 00:56:04,636 Smells good. 973 00:56:04,851 --> 00:56:07,543 A peach was good enough for me, why are you giving me a pineapple? 974 00:56:08,153 --> 00:56:10,986 Arsene Lupin was good enough for me, why are you giving me Madame Bovary? 975 00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:14,461 If you'll that for us, Mr Bretzel, I'll buy you a pint. 976 00:56:14,581 --> 00:56:15,702 - Me too - Me too 977 00:56:15,822 --> 00:56:17,257 For three pints... 978 00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:18,946 You can have me eat my broomstick. 979 00:56:19,456 --> 00:56:21,198 You're not eating, Charles 980 00:56:22,878 --> 00:56:26,318 How do you manage not to put your elbows on the table? 981 00:56:26,734 --> 00:56:28,494 I can't help it, they keep coming back. 982 00:56:28,614 --> 00:56:29,928 Just a sec 983 00:56:35,867 --> 00:56:38,286 There... now give it a try 984 00:56:38,676 --> 00:56:39,644 It's working now. 985 00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:42,125 Can't you arrange them a little better? 986 00:56:42,245 --> 00:56:43,823 This will do fine. 987 00:56:47,937 --> 00:56:49,907 Don't tuck your napkin around your neck. 988 00:56:50,119 --> 00:56:52,573 Well I don't know... help me will you? 989 00:56:56,453 --> 00:56:58,415 "I think about you constantly" 990 00:56:58,626 --> 00:57:00,606 "Memory of you has me in despair" 991 00:57:01,169 --> 00:57:03,394 "I know not yet what force pushed me towards you" 992 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,603 "For one does not fight the heavens" 993 00:57:05,932 --> 00:57:08,009 "And one does not resist the smile of angels" 994 00:57:08,129 --> 00:57:09,293 That's Madame Bovary! 995 00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:11,455 You've learned it by heart? 996 00:57:16,241 --> 00:57:18,687 What I wouldn't do... For three pints... 997 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:23,494 "At night, every night, I watched your house" 998 00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:25,772 "The roof shining under the moon" 999 00:57:26,898 --> 00:57:30,021 "You did not suspect that there was, so close..." 1000 00:57:30,594 --> 00:57:32,028 "and so far away..." 1001 00:57:32,336 --> 00:57:33,840 "a wretched soul" 1002 00:57:35,072 --> 00:57:36,427 Short circuit! Short circuit! 1003 00:57:47,338 --> 00:57:49,080 My, what a job I have... 1004 00:57:49,326 --> 00:57:51,745 Contact has just been made and boom, short-circuit. 1005 00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:54,073 The "letter stunt"... 1006 00:57:54,389 --> 00:57:56,615 I see right through it, I wasn't born yesterday. 1007 00:57:56,735 --> 00:57:59,008 "Oh I MUST post that letter at once!" 1008 00:57:59,128 --> 00:58:00,741 - Do you want me to go? - Course not! 1009 00:58:00,861 --> 00:58:03,046 It's his little scheme to stay here alone with you. 1010 00:58:03,451 --> 00:58:05,404 I'll give you some advice: 1011 00:58:05,524 --> 00:58:08,070 If you go for it, might as well hit the jackpot. 1012 00:58:08,190 --> 00:58:10,568 Me, for example: I only have one kid. 1013 00:58:10,929 --> 00:58:13,040 But there are 4 fathers to pay me the allimony. 1014 00:58:13,593 --> 00:58:14,816 I really don't care... 1015 00:58:14,936 --> 00:58:17,323 But to think of Madame finding out... I would make my day. 1016 00:58:31,923 --> 00:58:33,163 Paula has a good dowry! 1017 00:58:33,436 --> 00:58:35,398 Enough to get the two of you settled nicely. 1018 00:58:35,772 --> 00:58:38,112 What's more, she will inherit the cafe... 1019 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:41,078 To me that means I get my daily aperitif. 1020 00:58:41,198 --> 00:58:42,741 - That's all you think about. - Yes! 1021 00:58:43,999 --> 00:58:46,207 Yeah, well if you dump her for that good-for-nothing, 1022 00:58:46,327 --> 00:58:48,049 don't bother coming back to me! 1023 00:58:48,169 --> 00:58:50,548 You can scram! And today rather than tomorrow! 1024 00:58:50,996 --> 00:58:52,756 Yeah well if you don't mind, it'll be tomorrow. 1025 00:58:58,612 --> 00:59:00,548 Too busy to come when you're being paged? 1026 00:59:00,668 --> 00:59:02,756 Why have you sent the cook on errands? 1027 00:59:02,967 --> 00:59:04,269 To be alone with you. 1028 00:59:08,616 --> 00:59:10,358 Open. Immediately. 1029 00:59:10,587 --> 00:59:12,047 Certainly not. 1030 00:59:12,903 --> 00:59:15,929 And I thought you didn't mingle with the servants. 1031 00:59:16,349 --> 00:59:18,698 I even took the phone off the hook. 1032 00:59:18,818 --> 00:59:20,765 We shall not be disturbed. 1033 00:59:21,068 --> 00:59:22,115 Kiss me! 1034 00:59:31,206 --> 00:59:32,305 Come in! 1035 00:59:33,343 --> 00:59:34,681 Kiss me right now! 1036 00:59:34,918 --> 00:59:35,780 What, you too? 1037 00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:36,739 Me too? 1038 00:59:37,056 --> 00:59:38,138 Me alone! 1039 00:59:38,258 --> 00:59:39,933 You'll see I deserve it. 1040 00:59:40,277 --> 00:59:41,948 There was a vacancy for a teacher 1041 00:59:42,068 --> 00:59:44,675 in a boarding house in Salzburg. 1042 00:59:45,150 --> 00:59:47,957 Mr Berger has emphatically recommended you. 1043 00:59:48,510 --> 00:59:50,058 So will you kiss me? 1044 00:59:50,178 --> 00:59:53,252 Mr Berger, you have no idea what this means to me. 1045 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,222 At last I'll be able to leave this place. 1046 00:59:58,342 --> 00:59:59,570 Yes but be careful! 1047 00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:01,708 They expect you there tomorrow, we must send them a cable. 1048 01:00:01,828 --> 01:00:03,863 You do it. I'll go pack. 1049 01:00:03,983 --> 01:00:06,177 But you cannot just up and leave... 1050 01:00:06,297 --> 01:00:07,303 Right away! 1051 01:00:07,423 --> 01:00:09,841 Yes, yes, yes! I'm leaving! 1052 01:00:10,404 --> 01:00:13,105 Hold it, hold it! It's not so simple! 1053 01:00:13,225 --> 01:00:15,199 You can leave your position without notice 1054 01:00:15,319 --> 01:00:16,809 in 3 cases only. Firstly, 1055 01:00:16,929 --> 01:00:18,436 if your room is insalubrious. 1056 01:00:18,556 --> 01:00:20,404 Secondly, in case of ill-treatment. 1057 01:00:20,524 --> 01:00:22,531 And thirdly, for reasons of morality. 1058 01:00:22,651 --> 01:00:24,203 Then I can leave. 1059 01:00:24,998 --> 01:00:26,819 Quick, go send your cable! 1060 01:00:26,939 --> 01:00:28,499 Come with me to the post office! 1061 01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:32,573 No, please, go alone. 1062 01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:36,164 There's someone I have to say goodbye to. 1063 01:00:38,293 --> 01:00:40,105 Is your backside on fire, Mr Berger? 1064 01:00:40,225 --> 01:00:41,786 You're not the only sportsman 1065 01:00:42,862 --> 01:00:45,537 I am racing to the post office. 1066 01:00:49,553 --> 01:00:50,943 Time for my lesson? 1067 01:00:51,063 --> 01:00:51,999 No Charles. 1068 01:00:52,119 --> 01:00:53,996 - There will be no lesson today. - Why not? 1069 01:00:54,216 --> 01:00:55,140 I'm leaving. 1070 01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:55,843 Leaving? 1071 01:00:55,963 --> 01:00:57,870 Here is Anna Karenina. 1072 01:00:57,990 --> 01:00:59,727 I want you to keep these books. 1073 01:01:00,085 --> 01:01:02,469 Big books like these... Say, you'll be gone for long! 1074 01:01:04,547 --> 01:01:05,550 You mean... 1075 01:01:06,157 --> 01:01:08,172 You're really leaving? 1076 01:01:08,664 --> 01:01:09,553 Yes. 1077 01:01:10,389 --> 01:01:12,412 Don't do that, miss Marie. 1078 01:01:13,072 --> 01:01:16,019 The lessons, all the work I've done, it was to... 1079 01:01:17,114 --> 01:01:18,557 Cause I'm leaving too, see? 1080 01:01:18,677 --> 01:01:20,396 I've getting involved in a radio station. 1081 01:01:20,903 --> 01:01:23,850 I was gonna work real hard... 1082 01:01:24,856 --> 01:01:26,862 I don't look like much... 1083 01:01:28,331 --> 01:01:30,354 But I love you, so I figured... 1084 01:01:31,093 --> 01:01:33,187 Maybe someday... later... 1085 01:01:33,759 --> 01:01:34,850 You'd marry me. 1086 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,223 My dear Charles, I won't forget you! 1087 01:01:37,513 --> 01:01:39,308 You've been my only friend, here. 1088 01:01:39,713 --> 01:01:41,868 But the two of us getting married, that's quite out of the question. 1089 01:01:42,730 --> 01:01:43,707 Think about me. 1090 01:01:44,006 --> 01:01:45,158 And work hard. 1091 01:01:46,364 --> 01:01:48,246 You mean, really, you won't marry me? 1092 01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:50,094 It's impossible! 1093 01:01:51,818 --> 01:01:53,208 Oh, I get it. 1094 01:01:53,490 --> 01:01:54,651 Mrs Binder is coming back. 1095 01:01:54,941 --> 01:01:56,824 I'm no landlord, I ain't got no car. 1096 01:01:56,944 --> 01:01:58,813 I can't page you every two minutes when I need you. 1097 01:01:58,933 --> 01:02:00,880 No job, no money, that's what it's about, isn't it? 1098 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,570 No Charles, you're wrong. 1099 01:02:02,690 --> 01:02:04,435 Nowadays, women aren't for sale anymore. 1100 01:02:04,555 --> 01:02:05,288 We are free. 1101 01:02:05,408 --> 01:02:07,619 We work for our bread, for our place in the sun. 1102 01:02:07,815 --> 01:02:09,452 And when we meet a man we like, 1103 01:02:09,572 --> 01:02:12,205 We take him not to help us, but because we love him. 1104 01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:15,012 Everything else belongs with fossils. 1105 01:02:15,132 --> 01:02:17,343 Fossils, fossils... what in the world is that, now? 1106 01:02:17,463 --> 01:02:18,457 A fossil... 1107 01:02:18,791 --> 01:02:21,747 is a man who thinks a woman cannot live without him. 1108 01:02:22,756 --> 01:02:24,023 Write it down under "F" 1109 01:02:24,143 --> 01:02:25,483 In your new words notebook. 1110 01:02:28,759 --> 01:02:29,665 Thank you. 1111 01:02:30,404 --> 01:02:32,533 - Goodbye Georges - Goodbye Liliane 1112 01:02:32,653 --> 01:02:34,698 - See you soon I hope - See you soon. 1113 01:02:38,869 --> 01:02:40,206 I'm not staying a minute longer! 1114 01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:41,750 Have you gone mad? 1115 01:02:42,005 --> 01:02:43,711 Let me go at once! 1116 01:02:43,831 --> 01:02:44,882 What if I don't want to? 1117 01:02:45,110 --> 01:02:47,609 Servants are allowed to leave without notice in 3 cases: 1118 01:02:47,846 --> 01:02:49,175 Firstly, if their room is insalubrius, 1119 01:02:49,295 --> 01:02:50,599 Secondly, in case of ill-treatment, 1120 01:02:50,719 --> 01:02:53,308 Thirdly, for reasons of morality. 1121 01:02:54,294 --> 01:02:56,132 And you think I'll just let you up and leave? 1122 01:02:56,512 --> 01:02:59,504 You'll certainly find prettier and easier maids than me. 1123 01:03:00,075 --> 01:03:01,448 Marie! Poldi! 1124 01:03:01,568 --> 01:03:02,257 My wife! 1125 01:03:02,377 --> 01:03:04,923 Is there no-one here? What's going on? 1126 01:03:05,899 --> 01:03:06,999 Where were you, then? 1127 01:03:07,922 --> 01:03:09,392 - Is Monsieur home? - Yes Madame. 1128 01:03:10,544 --> 01:03:12,145 What in the world is my armchair doing here? 1129 01:03:12,265 --> 01:03:13,703 And those cigarette butts on my carpet? 1130 01:03:13,823 --> 01:03:15,735 Hello my darling! 1131 01:03:15,855 --> 01:03:17,228 Ah yes, I had forgotten you. 1132 01:03:17,993 --> 01:03:19,955 Back so soon? 1133 01:03:20,210 --> 01:03:22,823 You have no idea how much I've missed you. 1134 01:03:23,184 --> 01:03:25,084 But... why are you back so soon? 1135 01:03:25,204 --> 01:03:26,977 - You haven't received my note? - No 1136 01:03:27,097 --> 01:03:27,768 Did you cable it? 1137 01:03:27,962 --> 01:03:29,968 That Georges... I'm not surprised! 1138 01:03:30,088 --> 01:03:31,912 He forgot to bring it to the post office. 1139 01:03:32,032 --> 01:03:33,912 - Georges? - He is so distracted. 1140 01:03:34,141 --> 01:03:36,693 - Who is this Georges? - An acquaintance. Anything new? 1141 01:03:37,097 --> 01:03:38,883 The maid hasn't told you? 1142 01:03:39,326 --> 01:03:40,752 - She wants to scram. - What? 1143 01:03:40,872 --> 01:03:42,326 She wants to leave immediately. 1144 01:03:42,446 --> 01:03:43,752 These people think they have every right. 1145 01:03:43,872 --> 01:03:45,942 Well, I've allowed her to leave, because 1146 01:03:46,189 --> 01:03:47,482 Her mother is very ill, you see. 1147 01:03:47,602 --> 01:03:49,831 Mind your own business. I'll speak to her at once. 1148 01:03:50,031 --> 01:03:53,163 Oh I'm so glad you're here. 1149 01:03:53,893 --> 01:03:56,321 - You have your funny look. - I? 1150 01:03:56,441 --> 01:03:58,740 Of course not! You're the one who seems tired. 1151 01:03:58,951 --> 01:04:00,473 You should take a bath, come on. 1152 01:04:00,593 --> 01:04:02,148 - Ah don't get on my nerves. - Look, I'll handle the maid. 1153 01:04:02,268 --> 01:04:03,327 Leave me alone. 1154 01:04:03,447 --> 01:04:04,515 Madame? 1155 01:04:04,635 --> 01:04:07,849 - So you want to leave at once? - I have to go in 15 minutes. 1156 01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:09,969 Yes, I've heard, your mother is seriously ill... 1157 01:04:10,503 --> 01:04:11,972 My mother? 1158 01:04:14,207 --> 01:04:14,963 Odd. 1159 01:04:15,878 --> 01:04:17,427 So you think you can have your way? 1160 01:04:17,761 --> 01:04:19,125 You can leave in 8 days. 1161 01:04:19,433 --> 01:04:20,594 Why are you so keen on leaving? 1162 01:04:20,714 --> 01:04:22,262 Don't question her so much. 1163 01:04:22,382 --> 01:04:24,461 She must have personal reasons. 1164 01:04:24,581 --> 01:04:26,080 If you really want me to, 1165 01:04:26,590 --> 01:04:27,945 I can give them to you. 1166 01:04:28,182 --> 01:04:30,136 Well I'm not interested. I'm going out. 1167 01:04:30,256 --> 01:04:31,711 Excuse me, Lily. 1168 01:04:32,186 --> 01:04:33,892 I found a better position, Madame. 1169 01:04:34,086 --> 01:04:35,265 Better than here? 1170 01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:37,042 Impossible. 1171 01:04:37,162 --> 01:04:39,303 Yes, in Salzburg. My train leaves at 08:05. 1172 01:04:39,423 --> 01:04:40,728 "You must let her go" 1173 01:04:40,848 --> 01:04:42,338 Surely not, I'm not letting her "go". 1174 01:04:42,619 --> 01:04:44,889 - You will do your 8 days. - No Madame, I will leave. 1175 01:04:46,112 --> 01:04:47,502 The nerve these girls have! 1176 01:04:47,622 --> 01:04:48,954 Don't get so mad! 1177 01:04:49,074 --> 01:04:51,417 Leave me alone. I'll get mad if I want to. 1178 01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:54,434 A really remarkable newspaper, The Times. 1179 01:04:55,131 --> 01:04:56,997 You can't hide behind the others so conveniently. 1180 01:04:57,117 --> 01:04:58,615 Monsieur? Oh sorry. 1181 01:04:58,735 --> 01:05:00,032 - And Madame is here? - Well what is that all about? 1182 01:05:00,152 --> 01:05:01,862 Nothing works and you're out taking a stroll? 1183 01:05:02,178 --> 01:05:03,445 Madame will forgive me, but... 1184 01:05:03,687 --> 01:05:05,676 Monsieur had sent me out on a little errand. 1185 01:05:06,362 --> 01:05:07,664 I had to deliver a letter. 1186 01:05:07,963 --> 01:05:10,048 - But there was no-one home. - Give it back to me. 1187 01:05:11,816 --> 01:05:12,679 What is that letter? 1188 01:05:12,899 --> 01:05:14,843 Nothing, it's business. Give it to me. 1189 01:05:14,963 --> 01:05:17,068 - Right away. - Please give it to me! 1190 01:05:20,024 --> 01:05:21,669 "My dear friend, don't be surprised to get this note." 1191 01:05:21,789 --> 01:05:24,748 "I need to get my cook away from home, which is why I'm sending her with this letter." 1192 01:05:25,292 --> 01:05:27,791 "Keep that goose with you as long as you can." 1193 01:05:27,911 --> 01:05:29,990 "I'm a widower for 8 days and I'm as human as the next man." 1194 01:05:30,342 --> 01:05:31,442 "Sincerely," 1195 01:05:32,286 --> 01:05:33,043 "Henry". 1196 01:05:35,545 --> 01:05:36,399 Pig. 1197 01:05:36,883 --> 01:05:39,777 You might at least wait for us to be alone to coo love words to me. 1198 01:05:40,006 --> 01:05:41,633 Don't be embarassed on my account, Monsieur. 1199 01:05:41,897 --> 01:05:43,683 The GOOSE was already here 1200 01:05:43,803 --> 01:05:46,252 when your predecessors were given the boot! 1201 01:05:51,644 --> 01:05:53,641 Another dream that melts away... 1202 01:05:55,765 --> 01:05:58,088 And I thought I'd live the rest of my life by your side... 1203 01:05:58,668 --> 01:05:59,152 But.... 1204 01:05:59,821 --> 01:06:00,956 Must start over again. 1205 01:06:07,208 --> 01:06:09,249 Sincerely, Henry... 1206 01:06:09,777 --> 01:06:10,648 The fourth. 1207 01:06:16,212 --> 01:06:17,434 Who are you calling? 1208 01:06:21,173 --> 01:06:23,241 What's wrong with the janitor? Such a long face... 1209 01:06:23,361 --> 01:06:25,913 - What's going on? - I don't know, I wonder. 1210 01:06:27,602 --> 01:06:28,974 Mr Charles, what's wrong? 1211 01:06:29,872 --> 01:06:30,699 Come in. 1212 01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:33,112 I present Madame my compliments. 1213 01:06:33,631 --> 01:06:36,526 I'm awfully glad Madame is back. 1214 01:06:37,098 --> 01:06:40,256 I have the most unpleasant news to tell Madame. 1215 01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:42,378 - Now what? - It's about that girl! 1216 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:44,428 - What girl? - Her! Marie. 1217 01:06:44,622 --> 01:06:45,915 Your maid. 1218 01:06:46,151 --> 01:06:48,526 Fine people, Madame has in her house. 1219 01:06:48,646 --> 01:06:50,444 Word has it she's an ex-convict. 1220 01:06:50,564 --> 01:06:52,823 I got the information from the police headquarters. 1221 01:06:52,943 --> 01:06:54,785 I have read her criminal record. 1222 01:06:54,905 --> 01:06:57,503 She has been in jail two months for robbery. 1223 01:06:57,623 --> 01:06:59,333 And to think I've left the pantry unlocked. 1224 01:06:59,453 --> 01:07:00,857 On top of it, with all due respect, 1225 01:07:00,977 --> 01:07:04,129 Word has it that in private, she's really a public girl. 1226 01:07:04,249 --> 01:07:06,232 And this scum has been staying under my own roof. 1227 01:07:06,449 --> 01:07:07,857 And that's what Berger vouched for? 1228 01:07:07,883 --> 01:07:09,951 She has even robbed her previous employers. 1229 01:07:10,071 --> 01:07:13,913 - I've heard Marie is a thief! - OMG Mr Podoletz, fix this! 1230 01:07:14,033 --> 01:07:17,212 Sure I'll handle this! A case to plead, at last! 1231 01:07:19,318 --> 01:07:21,473 Your suitcases are ready... You certainly waste no time! 1232 01:07:21,593 --> 01:07:23,479 I told you I had to leave immediately. 1233 01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:25,678 Before you go, show me the contents of your suitcase. 1234 01:07:25,798 --> 01:07:27,183 I forbid you to touch my stuff! 1235 01:07:27,303 --> 01:07:28,875 - I want to see what you've stolen. - What? 1236 01:07:28,995 --> 01:07:31,022 Now I understand why you were in such a hurry to take off... 1237 01:07:31,142 --> 01:07:33,160 - Is anything missing? - Of course! 1238 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:33,758 What? 1239 01:07:33,878 --> 01:07:35,892 I don't know yet. I have so many things. 1240 01:07:37,335 --> 01:07:39,341 You're a good comedian. 1241 01:07:39,461 --> 01:07:41,065 The virtuous maiden... 1242 01:07:41,365 --> 01:07:42,605 And to think that.... 1243 01:07:51,366 --> 01:07:53,267 - Is that yours? - Leave it. 1244 01:07:55,285 --> 01:07:57,494 Girl Marie Kruschina, what was your last engagement? 1245 01:07:57,614 --> 01:07:58,391 But why? 1246 01:07:58,511 --> 01:08:00,335 Will you confess, yes or no? 1247 01:08:00,455 --> 01:08:01,849 What do you want me to confess? 1248 01:08:01,969 --> 01:08:04,523 For the love of God, let me go, I have to leave! 1249 01:08:06,994 --> 01:08:08,173 I'm taking you in! 1250 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:10,733 But Madame, we've never had so honest a maid! 1251 01:08:11,428 --> 01:08:13,117 Podoletz, Esq. Attorney At Court. 1252 01:08:13,237 --> 01:08:15,563 Yes, the courtyard. That does it... 1253 01:08:15,683 --> 01:08:16,691 What are you doing here? 1254 01:08:16,811 --> 01:08:18,107 Offering my services. 1255 01:08:18,227 --> 01:08:19,101 I don't need you. 1256 01:08:19,221 --> 01:08:20,706 Just as well, I'm not offering them to you. 1257 01:08:20,826 --> 01:08:22,518 I never deal with the bosses' business. 1258 01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:25,096 I'm the one in this house who is specially appointed 1259 01:08:25,216 --> 01:08:27,753 to handle the affairs pertaining to the ladies of the house. 1260 01:08:28,490 --> 01:08:30,531 Anonymous letters, inheritance, child alimony, 1261 01:08:30,651 --> 01:08:32,862 blackmail, broken engagements, 1262 01:08:33,056 --> 01:08:34,974 slight trouble induced by "sampling" from 1263 01:08:35,094 --> 01:08:36,373 the employer's capital, 1264 01:08:36,493 --> 01:08:38,185 and all that for almost nothing: twenty francs. 1265 01:08:38,704 --> 01:08:39,637 Payable in advance. 1266 01:08:39,883 --> 01:08:42,663 - Celerity and discretion. - But I haven't done anything! 1267 01:08:43,094 --> 01:08:45,118 We are citizens of the twentieth century. 1268 01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:47,572 There are institutions to help lost animals, 1269 01:08:47,692 --> 01:08:48,681 lost souls, 1270 01:08:48,905 --> 01:08:50,471 I don't come to you as a lawyer, 1271 01:08:50,591 --> 01:08:52,714 but as a messenger of human solidarity. 1272 01:08:52,969 --> 01:08:55,662 I am the Morals, I am the Truth, I am the Society... 1273 01:08:55,782 --> 01:08:57,623 And I am wearing breeches that do not belong to me. 1274 01:08:57,743 --> 01:08:59,955 My breeches are unrelated to what I am saying. 1275 01:09:00,306 --> 01:09:03,667 - If you want, I can take them off. - No. You, take off. 1276 01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:07,371 Of course, if you're afraid of the naked truth.... 1277 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,696 C'mon Kruschina, follow me! 1278 01:09:14,119 --> 01:09:16,195 I'm taking this repeat offender to the police station. 1279 01:09:16,315 --> 01:09:19,424 Everyone here will be better off with you gone. Move it! 1280 01:09:20,546 --> 01:09:23,299 Charles! 1281 01:09:30,393 --> 01:09:32,153 - What do you want with Marie? - None of your business! 1282 01:09:32,273 --> 01:09:34,431 - Whatever, keep your hands off her! - Imbecile! 1283 01:09:34,551 --> 01:09:36,367 A clean act, that Kruschina.... 1284 01:09:36,754 --> 01:09:39,481 - A thief! A prostitute! - The certificates! 1285 01:09:39,855 --> 01:09:42,829 - Tell me they're lying, Marie - I can't, I have no right. 1286 01:09:43,048 --> 01:09:45,098 I would wrong someone who has been very kind to me. 1287 01:09:45,732 --> 01:09:47,676 She keeps quiet out of charity... 1288 01:09:47,905 --> 01:09:49,146 We've seen that trick before, my girl... 1289 01:09:49,266 --> 01:09:50,281 What are you going to do to her? 1290 01:09:50,401 --> 01:09:52,480 Take her to the border and she'll be expelled. 1291 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,653 Don't be afraid, my little Marie, they can't expell you. 1292 01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:56,804 The head of police will have to ask your permission? 1293 01:09:57,191 --> 01:09:58,256 We're engaged. 1294 01:09:58,625 --> 01:10:00,429 Tomorrow I marry her and you won't be able to send her back. 1295 01:10:00,549 --> 01:10:02,215 A fine bride! 1296 01:10:02,664 --> 01:10:05,022 - A thief and a prostitute! - Yeah well I love her, get it? 1297 01:10:05,142 --> 01:10:07,257 She always behaved well here, and with me she'll start over, that's all. 1298 01:10:08,462 --> 01:10:11,084 Mrs Binder! Mrs Binder! 1299 01:10:11,204 --> 01:10:12,399 You come just at the right time! 1300 01:10:12,519 --> 01:10:14,141 A nice present you made me, Mr Berger, 1301 01:10:14,261 --> 01:10:15,927 Thank you for this "gem" of a maid! 1302 01:10:16,047 --> 01:10:17,616 Mr Berger, the certificates! 1303 01:10:17,736 --> 01:10:19,815 - They say this Kruschina... - Is a thief! 1304 01:10:19,935 --> 01:10:21,526 That trollop! 1305 01:10:22,062 --> 01:10:25,001 Now I understand why she didn't come for her certificate. 1306 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:29,180 That certificate does not belong to Marie, Madame! 1307 01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:29,967 You knew it? 1308 01:10:30,087 --> 01:10:33,107 Mr Berger knew it all along! 1309 01:10:33,227 --> 01:10:35,017 Mr Berger vouched for her. 1310 01:10:35,137 --> 01:10:37,990 Mr Berger knew all about it. 1311 01:10:38,110 --> 01:10:41,086 - Mr Berger guaranteed it - Some guarantee... 1312 01:10:41,631 --> 01:10:43,584 She's my former doctor's daughter. 1313 01:10:44,068 --> 01:10:45,749 Despite her teacher degree, 1314 01:10:46,054 --> 01:10:48,218 She was without a job, without bread. 1315 01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:51,048 She came to me, and I gave her 1316 01:10:51,168 --> 01:10:53,783 some old certificate that was gathering dust in a drawer... 1317 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,797 That's forgery! 1318 01:10:56,917 --> 01:10:57,945 If that's how you wanna see it. 1319 01:10:58,065 --> 01:11:00,144 But the good Lord will not judge it so. 1320 01:11:00,264 --> 01:11:01,428 How d'you know? 1321 01:11:02,194 --> 01:11:03,918 Ever since that girl has been working here, 1322 01:11:04,138 --> 01:11:06,082 my rhumatism doesn't hurt anymore. 1323 01:11:06,361 --> 01:11:07,539 But if you're a teacher 1324 01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:09,862 Why did you get hired as a maid? 1325 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,575 So that I didn't have to be a tramp or a thief. 1326 01:11:14,243 --> 01:11:15,871 You should have told me, Mr Berger. 1327 01:11:15,991 --> 01:11:18,864 Had I done so, would you have hired her as a maid? 1328 01:11:18,984 --> 01:11:20,954 No. So you see... 1329 01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:24,147 - Very unpleasant to me! - What should I say then! 1330 01:11:24,790 --> 01:11:26,391 I apologize, Mademoiselle. 1331 01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:28,332 You're a teacher? 1332 01:11:29,401 --> 01:11:32,270 I'll hire you for my kids. When I have some! 1333 01:11:35,771 --> 01:11:36,677 And above all, 1334 01:11:36,932 --> 01:11:40,355 make sure my bull only mingles with well-bred animals. 1335 01:11:43,953 --> 01:11:45,642 I'll call on you this Sunday. 1336 01:11:46,493 --> 01:11:49,493 In a fortnight it would make me equally happy. 1337 01:11:58,085 --> 01:11:59,774 Thank you, Charles. 1338 01:11:59,976 --> 01:12:02,686 - You know why? - Don't mention it. 1339 01:12:03,135 --> 01:12:05,237 - I can't close my suitcase - Hang on 1340 01:12:06,029 --> 01:12:07,569 Allow me.... sorry... 1341 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,164 There! 1342 01:12:10,229 --> 01:12:12,666 - There you go. - Ah, emancipation! 1343 01:12:13,009 --> 01:12:15,806 I can't even close my suitcase without a man! 1344 01:12:16,405 --> 01:12:18,261 That reminds me.... You were in my dream. 1345 01:12:18,517 --> 01:12:20,277 We were kneeling side by side, just like we are now. 1346 01:12:20,397 --> 01:12:21,060 Where? 1347 01:12:22,001 --> 01:12:23,119 At church. 1348 01:12:23,998 --> 01:12:27,069 You forgive me for saying I was your fiance, earlier? 1349 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,688 So. I'm off. 1350 01:12:35,092 --> 01:12:36,746 I'll be back later to 1351 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:38,295 bring your suitcase down. 1352 01:12:38,415 --> 01:12:39,773 You're leaving now? 1353 01:12:41,253 --> 01:12:42,775 I have an appointment with a friend. 1354 01:12:43,171 --> 01:12:46,620 And since you told me that a gentleman must always be punctual... 1355 01:12:47,368 --> 01:12:48,072 Miss! 1356 01:12:48,643 --> 01:12:52,171 In the papers, it says there's more intelligence in the legs of my players 1357 01:12:52,426 --> 01:12:54,415 than in the head of a whole bunch of academicians. 1358 01:12:54,535 --> 01:12:55,277 Really? 1359 01:12:56,084 --> 01:12:58,362 Will you come for a drink? 1360 01:12:58,482 --> 01:13:00,210 If you like... 1361 01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:01,671 Coming... 1362 01:13:02,938 --> 01:13:04,512 - Hey kid - Hey pal 1363 01:13:04,632 --> 01:13:05,903 Say... 1364 01:13:06,210 --> 01:13:07,986 Do you know what an "emancipation" is? 1365 01:13:09,561 --> 01:13:10,739 You've caught it? 1366 01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:13,264 No! It's just a word a woman says when she's sitting on a suitcase. 1367 01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:15,040 - Emancipation? - Yes. 1368 01:13:15,312 --> 01:13:17,890 I know suitcases made of leather or textile.... 1369 01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:19,395 but out of emancipation... 1370 01:13:19,782 --> 01:13:21,251 That must be new. 1371 01:13:21,444 --> 01:13:22,870 No but when a woman is 1372 01:13:23,149 --> 01:13:25,252 alone and on a suitcase because she can't close it... 1373 01:13:25,372 --> 01:13:26,035 What then? 1374 01:13:26,352 --> 01:13:27,434 Well, she needs a man. 1375 01:13:28,181 --> 01:13:30,953 - She needs a man when she's alone? - Yes on the suitcase. 1376 01:13:33,473 --> 01:13:34,881 I don't care about all that. Tell me instead 1377 01:13:35,001 --> 01:13:37,203 Where we start the tour on Sunday? The first match? 1378 01:13:37,323 --> 01:13:40,340 - I don't care about that... - Say, are you sick or something??? 1379 01:13:40,709 --> 01:13:42,830 Is the girl from the cafe putting you in this state? 1380 01:13:43,349 --> 01:13:46,094 Oh to hell with her, all she has is her dowry and her cafe... 1381 01:13:46,314 --> 01:13:49,288 Well, it's not that bad! 1382 01:13:49,701 --> 01:13:50,880 I have to leave! 1383 01:13:51,126 --> 01:13:53,836 - Where are you going, Mam'selle Marie? - To Salzburg! 1384 01:13:54,435 --> 01:13:56,872 We start the tour in Salzburg on Sunday. Ok now beat it! 1385 01:13:56,992 --> 01:13:58,015 - Say.... - What? 1386 01:13:59,265 --> 01:14:01,077 Not bad lookin', that emancipation of yours... 1387 01:14:05,099 --> 01:14:08,125 You're not joking? About the dowry and the cafe? 1388 01:14:08,245 --> 01:14:09,436 No I'm not joking! 1389 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:23,525 You brought it up, you're bringing it back down again. 1390 01:14:23,645 --> 01:14:24,299 I am. 1391 01:14:31,995 --> 01:14:33,226 Will you write to me, Charles? 1392 01:14:33,346 --> 01:14:35,241 So that you can point out my spelling mistakes? 1393 01:14:35,361 --> 01:14:36,473 Don't be mean. 1394 01:14:36,758 --> 01:14:38,905 Everything one can learn is not worth very much. 1395 01:14:39,398 --> 01:14:41,553 And everything that isn't taught, you have. 1396 01:14:42,829 --> 01:14:44,738 And you notice that when you leave. 1397 01:14:45,178 --> 01:14:46,225 Ah well. 1398 01:14:46,682 --> 01:14:48,864 Anyway, we'll play the S.A.C. on Sunday in Salzburg. 1399 01:14:49,066 --> 01:14:49,876 The what? 1400 01:14:50,104 --> 01:14:51,705 The Salzburg Athletic Club. 1401 01:14:51,825 --> 01:14:54,468 Write it down under "S", in your new words notebook. 1402 01:14:59,489 --> 01:15:01,732 And we learn that this football match 1403 01:15:01,852 --> 01:15:04,362 Was not Charles Boulla's only triumph 1404 01:15:04,482 --> 01:15:06,043 In our city of Salzburg. 1405 01:15:06,734 --> 01:15:08,828 He has had another victory, 1406 01:15:08,948 --> 01:15:10,402 on another field. 1407 01:15:10,772 --> 01:15:13,323 We can announce the engagement 1408 01:15:13,443 --> 01:15:14,731 of our champion 1409 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:17,766 with Miss Marie de Ferstel, 1410 01:15:17,886 --> 01:15:19,610 Professor of literature. 1411 01:15:19,874 --> 01:15:20,956 There! 1412 01:15:21,076 --> 01:15:22,848 She got her wedding! 1413 01:15:23,674 --> 01:15:26,472 Professor.... she'll teach him stuff alright... 102251

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