All language subtitles for macgyver s02e02

("Rockin' All Over the World"
by John Fogerty playing)

* Well, a-here-ee-yup,
a-here-ee-yup, a-here we go *

* 4:00 in the mornin',
just a-hittin' the road *

* Here we go-oh

JACK: Any time you want
to close that door,

Riley, would be great!

Yeah, I'm trying, Jack!
This is an $800 million

military aircraft
designed to be unhackable!

It's not exactly user-friendly!

MATTY: Yeah? Well, neither am I.
Status update, now.

We are still...
(grunts)

mid-acquisition!

* All over the world

(grunting)

* And I like it, I like it,
I like it, I like it *

Don't worry, boss.

We'll get that digital doohickey
before takeoff, just like

you requested!
Jack, I'm tracking

your airspeed
and altitude.

Need I remind you
what would happen

if these people escape
with a handheld

EMP?

* I like it, I like it,
I la-la-like it *

It's kind of hard
to remember stuff

with four guys trying
to kill you.

* Rockin' all over the world

Hey, Mac,
a little more punching

and less of whatever
that is you're doing!

What are you doing?!

Oh, you're gonna like this,
I promise.

What?!

* Here we go-oh

* Rockin' all over the world!

(laughs, whoops)

(beeping)

Riley!

Drop it!

Now!

JACK:
Riley!

Take the shot!

(gunshot)

You don't want

to press that button!

Uh, this dude's not crazy enough
to trigger an EMP on a plane

while he's still on the plane,
is he?

That will shut down the engines.

(beep, rumbling)

Oh. He's exactly
that crazy.

(grunting)

Did he just take
the last parachute?!

Yeah! And I just sent out
a cargo crate

with all the stuff
I need to make more!

*

Hang on, Cage.

Almost done.
Just finishing touches.

Ah.

There.

Your new and improved
evening wear.

With custom ballistic Kevlar
woven right in.

You'll be the bulletproof
belle of the ball.

And have I mentioned how...

dashing I look in a tux?

Nice try.

But Matty wants me to
interrogate the ambassador solo.

By the way, this
is really good.

Where'd you learn
to sew like this?

Tenth grade. Ayesha Goldfarb.

She was Juliet.
I wanted to be her Romeo.

Are we talking real life
or high school production?

Both. They cast that doofus
Aaron Schwartz instead.

So I volunteered
for the crew to be near Ayesha,

and the only department that
still needed help was costumes.

Ah. And were you
star-crossed lovers?

Nah. She wound up dating the guy
who played her dad.

They're married now. It's weird.

Yeah, that's sad. Mm.
Very sad.

I would feel bad for you
if any of that was true.

I do this for a
living, Bozer,

against much better
liars than you.

It's not lying, all right?

It's acting.

Mm-hmm.
(sighs)

So what gave me away?

Rapid blinking,
shifting your weight,

six microexpressions,

you kept looking up
and to your right...

Do you want me
to keep going?

No.

We good.

What I don't know is why.

So, you gonna tell me?

Or am I gonna have
to make you tell me?

Okay.

The team's got a bet to see

who can sneak a lie
past you first.

When did Jack come up
with this idea?

All right,
now you're just freaking me out.

Look, I promise to
get out of your head

if you promise to help me play a
trick on Jack one of these days.

Ah, Jack doesn't like tricks.

Well, then Jack shouldn't
have started a war.

(clicks tongue)

Ooh, yeah. Thanks.

(clears throat) Glad to see
you got my message, Riley.

I couldn't not get it.
You sent it six times.

Each with increasingly

more urgent emojis.
Well, sometimes

a small picture
is worth a thousand words.

And why should I have to call
you six times? Call me back.

I know what this is about.

Yeah. Pizza.

What do you want?
There's nothing

like crash-landing a plane
that's just been EMP'd

to make you appreciate
a good slice of pie. Or two.

This isn't about pizza.

I remember this place.

You used to make me
come here as a kid.

I never made you
do anything, okay?

Pizza and Skee-Ball.
You love this place.

You love this place.
I hated Skee-Ball.

Plus, you'd only make me come
here when you wanted to give me

some long-winded advice
that usually ended

in weird metaphors, like
punching sharks in the face.

That's not a metaphor, okay?

I didn't say punch
a shark in the face.

Don't do that.
You're only gonna piss him off.

I said poke him
in the eye.

You need to remember that,

in case you ever have
to fight one of 'em.

(sighs)

So, I told Matty that the
mission failure was my fault.

Why would you do that?

Because what happened on that
plane definitely wasn't yours.

(sighs)
I hesitated, Jack,
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

and the guy got away--
that's textbook definition

for "it's my fault."

Yeah, but the reason
you hesitated isn't.

Look, I remember the first time

I had to kill somebody.

And it's... It stays with you.

It's not something
that you just easily... forget.

But you have
to come to terms with it.

And I know you haven't come to
terms with what you had to do.

But you're gonna have to.

Because if you don't...
Have you ever made a mistake

in the field, Jack?
Sure.

That is all this was.

One mistake.
Well, I hope that's true.

Because this mistake ended
in the loss of an EMP.

The next mistake you make
like this

could end in the loss
of everything.

Do you hear me?

Everything.

Now, I don't know...

why you won't
just talk to me.

I've told you
a thousand times,

come and talk to me,
that I'm here for you.

I love you, too, Jack.

Skee-Ball?

Who-who doesn't like

Skee-Ball

and pizza?

I remember you running around in
here from one end to the other.

And all those tickets.

I won you
all those tickets.

You weren't that good, Jack.

Oh, I was good.

You weren't that good.

You trying to tell me that you
hacked the Skee-Ball machines?

At 12?

I wanted to get out of here.

I was tired of seeing you lose.

That is terrible.
(phone buzzes)

Matty wants us back
at the Phoenix.

I'm fine, Jack.

I promise.

Okay.

MATTY:
Riley,

have you ever heard of
a hacker group called Bedlam74?

No. Why?
Because they've heard
of you. Phoenix intercepted

several messages from them
from the deep Web.

They're looking for Artemis37.

MacGYVER:
Your old hacker handle.

What do they want?
They'd like

to hire her for a job,

and they're willing
to pay big bitcoin.

Hackers are paranoid,
tight-knit groups

that only work with
people they trust.

Why do they
want new blood?

Well, their best coder
disappeared about a month ago.

Disappeared,
like won the lottery?

JACK:
I think she means

more the murdery kind, Boze.

MacGYVER: What's the job
that they want Riley for then?

JACK: Doesn't matter.
She's not in the black hat

business anymore,
am I right?

MATTY: Well, I think
she may need

to come out of retirement,
just for this one.

We've discovered
that Bedlam74

has been gearing up
for a major cyber attack.

And if they're willing
to spend a small fortune to hire

a legend like you,
whatever this attack is...

Could be catastrophic.

Exactly.

These guys want
a face-to-face.

And I'm thinking that this is
our best shot to ID them,

get a sense of exactly what
it is they're planning.

BOZER: So you
want Riley to go

undercover as Riley?

If Riley goes under as herself,
who do Mac and I go as?

Each other?

MATTY:
You're not going.

Nobody would believe

that you even know how
to turn on a computer, Jack.

Okay.
Besides,

they only want to meet
with Riley.

If she goes with
anyone else,

it'll blow the whole operation.

Mac, Jack, you'll provide
backup from a follow vehicle.

Mm-mm.

MATTY:
Riley,

you're gonna go in alone.

The hell she is.

Look, this is crazy.

This could be the only way
to stop a deadly attack.

It's not the only way.

I can handle it.

Hey, Riley. Slow down.
I want to talk to you.

Look, I don't need everyone
checking in on me, all right?

I'm fine.

Okay.

I, uh, just wanted
to wish you good luck,

being your first solo mission
and all. But I didn't mean to...

Bozer, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

I thought you'd be excited.
Wh-What's going on?

Jack gave me one
of his pizza talks.

He doesn't think I'm ready
for the field right now.

Jack?

Are you kidding?
He's your biggest fan.

After me, of course.
I mean, Jack's like a cactus.

He's all prickly
on the outside

but mushy on the inside.

And filled with water.

Okay,

that comparison
kind of fell apart on me.

But the point is,
Jack's on your side.

He knows you're ready
for a solo mission.

Cheer up.

She is not ready

for a solo mission.
I thought you said

what happened on the plane
is your fault, Jack.

What? Oh, yeah. What I
said about the plane.

Yeah, it was totally
my fault. There.

Mm. And mine.

I helped. I u-unhelped.

You know I dock your pay
every time you lie to me, right?

When did we start
doing that?

I know what happened
on the plane, guys.

Okay. Then you know
she's not ready.

I know this mission

needs her.
So what?

Look, it's not...
it's not just

about what happened
on the plane, okay?

Riley still hasn't dealt with,
you know, offing somebody.
I know.

Taking a life is
the hardest part of this job.

Look, I've seen operatives
way more seasoned

than Riley fall apart.

But pulling them
from the field? No.

That shatters
their confidence.

She's got a point.

Are you serious?
Riley can do this, but not if
you don't give her a chance.

Chance to get herself killed.
Give up on her now, and
she may never get over it.

Hey, a mission like this
can go south

six ways to Sunday in a hurry,
and you know it!

(beep)

JACK:
And you... you want to send her
out there by herself?

Are you out of your mind?!
I'm telling you, Matty,

it's a mistake. She is
not ready for this!

Maybe not, Jack,

but if she can't get
through this mission,

then she just doesn't belong
in the field!

She either

gets back on the horse now...

or not at all.

(Jack clears throat)

Jack, unless
Matty changed my orders,

I really don't need
another lecture.

Hey, relax. I can't
talk you out of anything.

I know that. I've know that
since you were a little kid.

Must have learned that
stubbornness from you.

Okay, well, good. Maybe I can
teach you something else.

Follow your gut

on this thing, okay?
If something doesn't feel right,

it's probably not right.
You know what I mean?

And pretty much the only thing
you can count on

is that things will not go
according to plan.

But remember, when things do
go wrong, you can always...

Improvise.
Right.

BOZER:
Matty and I will be
your eyes and ears

back here at headquarters.

They'll check me for bugs
as soon as I get there.

If I don't go in dark,
I might not come back.

JACK:
Whoa, watching from

a stakeout-mobile
is bad enough.

How are we supposed
to watch your back

if we can't even hear you talk?

Uh, Riley, can I
borrow your necklace?

BOZER:
Are those my headphones?

Uh, I think they were
your headphones, man.

During the Cold War, the Soviets

invented a passive
listening device,

and they hid it inside
of a U.S. ambassador's office.

And they called it

"The Thing."
BOZER
They had the whole

KGB, and that was the best name
they could come up with?
(laughs)

Sounds better in Russian.

The Americans were very careful
about scanning for bugs.

(static)

But The Thing
would only transmit

if there was a microwave beam
pointed directly at it.

So, no beam,
no transmission,

no Bedlam finding the bug?

(high-pitched static)
Now you hear me.

Now you don't.

Okay, so we'll be able
to hear her. How will she

be able to hear us?

She won't.
It's a one-way only.

RILEY:
So I get to do
this whole op

without Jack's voice
in my ear?
(laughs softly)

Best mission ever.
(Jack laughs)

If anything goes wrong,
we'll hear it,

and we'll be there right away.
JACK:
Got to come up

with a code word or something
if she needs some help.

If thing's go pear-shaped,
just say... "albatross."

I'm not gonna say
"albatross."
Gesundheit.

I don't care, man. Make it up.
You got to say something.

Help? How's "help"
for a code work, Jack?

I mean, it's not that good
honestly.

Hey, potato, potahtoe.
(phone buzzing)

JACK:
Tomato, tomahtoe.
BOZER: Hey.

Bedlam just sent the location
for the meet.

Well, are you ready?

Just another Friday night
at the office.

I don't like this, man.

I don't like it.
I know.

I could tell because you said,
"I don't like this, man"

over and over and over

until we got here.

Just... have a little faith.

Riley knows
what she's doing.

What do you want?

I'm Artemis37. I hear
someone's been...

Use your words, dude.

(electrical squeal)

That's my cue.

(electrical trilling)

JACK:
Jabba the Hacker's getting

awfully handsy up there.
Easy, Jack.

She's got this.

(electrical trill, squeal)

She's in.

Patching audio to Phoenix.

I don't like this.

Riley has hacked
the NSA twice.

And how many
international disasters

has she helped us avert?

She can handle
a few hackers.
Yeah.

I don't need you to remind me
how tough she is, okay?

I'm still gonna worry about her.

Did you see the size
of that guy?

He's a big guy.

He's a big dude.

You are a hard person
to track down, Artemis.

Well, that's 'cause
I'm not looking to be found.

I don't even get out of bed
if I don't like the offer.
(laughs)

Well, clearly,
you like our offer.

It was enough
to get me here.

But since I don't know anything
about this job, and I certainly

don't know who you are, you
better start sharing, or I walk.

Oh. Wow.

Um, I'm Cyclone.

That's Akira,
that's D-Rez,

and that small mountain
of a man behind you--

that's Goliath.

Cyclone? Goliath? You guys
hackers or theme park rides?

I've never heard
of any of you before.

Oh, you've heard of us.

You remember the worm that hit
the stock exchange last year?

Yeah, someone made off
with more than five mil, right?

$5,285,000.

And we're still
blackmailing

the owner of a biotech company
for insider trading.

Did you want to
see his e-mails?

I'll wait
till you post about it online.

Well, now that
we're all besties,

how about you tell me
about this job?

Well, let's just
put it like this.

If you gave yourself
root kernel access

to the NSA network,

this really shouldn't
be a problem,

given that you are Artemis.

And I heard

that she was dormant

for a couple years, so...

how do I even know
that you're her?

I don't see anyone else here
who swiped right.

Yeah, that's not gonna cut it.

Before we talk business,
I need to see your skills.

I want you to hack in
to the city's electrical grid,

shut it down.

You got five minutes.

You came to me, remember?

That means you need me.

I can walk any time I want.

Well...

actually...

Turn up your
little microwaves.

That sounded like a gun.

Yeah, the volume's up
as loud as it'll go.
All right.

You know, we're
done here.
Hey, hey, stop.

Give her a chance.

MATTY:
He's right, Jack.

If I called in the cavalry

every time the two of you
had guns pointed at you,

you'd never get anything done.

Let this play out.

Are you sure Riley's
safe in there?

Not really.

But I wouldn't have
put her in the field

if I didn't think
she could handle it.

You gonna work,
or you gonna bleed?

Five minutes.

Start the clock.

CYCLONE:
You know, based on your
reputation, you're...

you're not exactly
what I expected.
Yeah?

I didn't really have
any expectations about you,

since I never heard of you
before today, so...

(laughs)

Enough chitchat.

Clock's ticking.

Okay, that was definitely a gun.

Yeah, but, Jack?

Jack, get back
in the car.
No.

Jack, she didn't
say "albatross."
So what?!

MATTY:
Stand down, Jack.

This is the only lead we have.

Yeah? That's the only
Riley we have, too.

And if you go in there now,
you'll blow Riley's cover

and put her life in danger.

I'm not the one who put her life

in danger, okay? You're
the one that did that.

You should have never sent her
in there in the first place.

I'm putting a stop
to this right now.

Right now!

CYCLONE:
Well, the lights are

still on. Oh.

What are you doing?

You know what
I'm about to do.

No, you're not.
Yeah. I wouldn't advise
getting in my way right now.

You want to get to her, you're
gonna have to go through me.

Boy, get out of my face.
Stop! Stop!

Man!
You're not the only one
who cares about her. I do, too.

But she can handle herself.

The only one who
can't see that is you.

And if you don't learn
to see it right now,

you might just
get her killed.

(panting)

Don't make me hurt you, man.

Really? You're throwing
in the towel already?

Wow. Artemis, you're
a disappointment.

I don't think
you want to do that.

(beeping)

Uh...

I'm locked out!

What did you do?

Well, hacking a power grid
felt too easy.

I hacked you guys instead,

put ransomware
on all of your rigs.

If I don't enter a code
in the next 30 seconds,

all your gear will be
wiped clean.

And by the way,

last time a guy pulled a gun
on me, he wound up dead.

So either pull

the trigger, or get that thing
out of my face.

Good decision.

Jack. Hey, stop!

She's fine!
How do you know that?

Because I'm listening, Jack.

CYCLONE:
Fine. You've convinced me.

Now turn our
rigs back on.

Why don't we stop playing games
and you tell me about this job?

MacGYVER:
Riley did it. She's in.

Good.
Because Jack's out.

Matty.
You nearly blew

the entire op.

You're emotionally
compromised, Jack,

and you're coming home.

That's an order.

*

This really is

a gorgeous office,
Mr. Ambassador.

And I'm so glad

we could share a
little private time.

Now...

I have some
questions for you.

And if you answer them all,

your bosses back in Beijing

never need to know you
brought a foreign operative

into your private study.

AMBASSADOR:
Who are you?

(phone buzzing)
What agency do you work for?

Oh, sorry.
That's me.

(beeps)

I'm with our diplomatic friend
at the moment.

Now?
I'm about to acquire the...

Yes, I understand.

We're gonna have to continue
this another time.

But until then...

...this is going
to have to be

our little secret.

(knocking)

Hi. I just received

a massive
encrypted data dump

to my personal e-mail,
and it looks like

it's from Riley Davis?

And I'm not
looking at it because...

Oh.

Are these Bedlam's files?

When Riley hacked their gear,
she must have stolen them

to send back.
She also gave us mirror access

to her machine
so we can see

everything she's doing.
And...

have you figure out Bedlam's
plan for the cyber attack?

Using the files we all just got

just a few seconds ago?

Mm-hmm.
Oh, we're

all over that, Miss Matty.
Come on, come on.

I know you're new,
but we need to hurry with this.

Hey.

Are you off your meds
or something?

Okay, before you go full
Yosemite Sam on me,

ask yourself if getting into a
shouting match will do anything

to make Riley safer.

You just better be right.

We here to make
a withdrawal?

You're here to give us root
access to an encrypted network.

That's really
all you need to know.

Do you realize I was this close

to accessing
the Chinese ambassador's

offshore accounts
when Matty pulled me out?

You think you're not happy
about it, you should see Jack.

Mac, do you mind?

Oh, yeah.

CAGE:
What's their play?

(MacGyver sighs)

Not sure.

Since when do hackers
rob banks in person?

(phone buzzes)

It's your girlfriend?

Jack.

Fifth text
in the last two hours.

Lots of emojis.

I figured out Jack met Riley

when Riley was about ten or 11,

that her real dad was abusive,
so Jack stepped in

to fill that role,
and that Riley's

the closest thing Jack has
to a family of his own.

Dude, trained interrogator.
I notice stuff.

What I can't figure out

is why Jack's
being so overprotective

of a woman who can clearly
fend for herself.

Well, she did freeze up
on our last mission, so...

Yeah, but you're not treating
her like a helpless little girl.

He is. Why?

When abusive dad got abusive,

Jack kind of
kicked his ass, so...

he thought Riley
would never forgive him,

Mm.
and he just left.

So he feels guilty

because he abandoned her then,

and he doesn't want
to make the same mistake now.

Yeah.

(beep)

(click)

(keypad beeps)

(buzzing, beep)

Hey, Matty, I've rendezvoused
with Cage, and it looks like

they're just planning
to rob the bank?

No, they're planning
to assassinate

the secretary of defense.

The files that Riley

slipped us contained details

of their plans.
Bedlam's getting paid

$20 million to kill
Secretary Vasquez.

Well, unless the SecDef
is still in the bank right now,

I think it's safe to pull Riley
out of there. I mean,

we know what they're
planning on doing.

Right? Mission accomplished.

Famous last
words, Jack.

We only know the who.
We don't know

the where, when,
or how they plan

to carry out
this cyber assassination.

Cyber assassination, my ass.
I can't believe

we're risking Riley's neck
for something as crazy

as killing somebody
with a computer.

What are they gonna do-- beat
him to death with their laptops?

It's not that crazy, Jack,
all right?

Everything is online these days,

so everyone
is vulnerable.

Any number of devices
could be turned against us

at any time: traffic lights,

medical implants,

planes, cars...
All right,

all right, thanks, I get it.

Who is she again?

They're right, Jack.
You know, with

just a few keystrokes,
these hackers can kill you

from halfway around the world.

Which is why we need

to leave Riley in.

So where's the SecDef now?

Oh, my God.

MATTY:
He's here,

in L.A. At a restaurant
just a few blocks away.

Well, that's too close
to be a coincidence.
JACK: So why can't we

just call the guy and tell him

not to go anywhere near
a computer?

Jack, because his phone
is a computer.

It's probably got spyware
all over it,

so any attempt to warn him
could tip Bedlam off,

put Riley in danger.
Yeah, but

we can't wait around
to figure out

how breaking into a bank
leads to a murder.

Mac, Cage, I need you to go warn
the SecDef in person.

JACK:
Oh, hell no.

It's bad enough
you're pulling me off the case,

but now you're just gonna leave
Riley hanging out in the breeze

with nobody watching her six?

The mission is to save
the secretary of defense.

Hey, if Mac can't watch
her back, then I'm going to.

You understand me?

Yeah...

I'm a little sick of people

standing in my way today, Bozer,
so with all due respect...

All due respect, Jack,

Riley's got all of Phoenix
watching her back.

How do you know that?
Cyclone switched off
the security cams,

but Jill turned them back on.

Who is this Jill person?

Her.

Riley's been
teaching me some tricks.

MATTY: Jack, Phoenix is going
to keep an eye on Riley.

Okay?

While we figure out what these
hackers are doing at the bank.

Mac, Cage, go warn the SecDef.

(tires screech)

Why go from hacking the
stock market to robbing a bank?

'Cause that's not
why we're here.

(grunts)

Is that the
janitorial closet?

Did these weirdos break into a
bank holding millions of dollars

just so they can
clean it real good?

(saw whirring)

Find out what's on
the other side of that wall.

Do you kids have any idea
how many death threats

I get a day?

I appreciate the warning.
And I'll... I'll definitely have

my phone and laptop
checked for malware.

You have to trust us.

But unless Phoenix
has harder intel

than "somebody plans to kill you
with technology..."

...I have a plane to catch.

A plane is, actually,

one of the main things
that they could hack.

The building next door is owned
by Spartan Safeguard Solutions,

a data management company
that hosts secure servers

for dozens of
different companies:

tech giants, hospitals, aircraft
manufacturers, car makers.

BOZER: With root level
access to these servers,

Bedlam could easily upload
the malware to crash a car

or bring down a plane.

CYCLONE:
You're up, Artemis.

We are jacked in behind
their firewall,

so we just need you
to hack the system

and give us full
admin privileges.

MATTY:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This isn't just part
of their plan.

This is their plan.

Mac, Cage, do you have
eyes on the SecDef?

This assassination
is going down right now.

He's leaving in a black SUV.

A late-model,
super-hackable SUV.

Well, then,
catch up to it, fast.

We just got to hope she can
stall them long enough

for that to happen.
Looks like she's trying.

She can type
way faster than that.

What's taking you so long?

You hacked us much quicker
than this.

I'd go a lot faster if I knew
what I was hacking into.

CYCLONE:
Wow. I see the problem.

You're mirroring your
whole system to somebody else.

Who do you work for?

GOLIATH:
I said, who are you working for?

CYCLONE:
We need to leave.

We'll deal with her later.

We have a man
to murder.

Besides, she's already gotten
around most of this encryption.

You happy?

(grunts)

We've got full admin access.

We can upload the malware
on the move.

(grunts)

(Riley grunts)

Artemis.

I can't say that
it's been a pleasure

doing business
with you.

But this next part
should be fun.

Don't worry, Riley.
I let you down once,

I'll never let it happen again.

This thing is beautiful,
but what's wrong with our car?

Anything built after '97 is
basically a rolling computer.

This, on the other hand,
is four wheels,

a chassis, and a
whole lot of horses.

(engine revving)

(tires screeching)

(tires screeching)

Okay, SecDef's car
is six blocks ahead,

but we still have no idea
how Bedlam plans to kill him.

Right now I'd just settle
for catching up.

You got a plan
for when we do?

Because he's got
three armed guards,

and he's already
blown us off once.

It's not like he's just
gonna pull over.

All right,
tell me where he's going.

I'm gonna get ahead of him.

Are you sure this is gonna work?

I'm never that sure.

(tires screeching)

(metal straining)

(grunting)

(grunting)

VASQUEZ:
Send backup, now!

(sirens blaring)

What the hell are
you people doing?

(engine starts)

(tires screeching)

(phone buzzing)

Hey, come on, Matty, I don't
have time for this right now.

RILEY:
Jack.

It's me.
Riley?

Did you get free?
Are you safe?

I'm still working on that.

They left come gear
in the trunk with me,

so I used it to make a phone.

Yours was the only number
I had memorized.

Do you know where you are right
now, do you know where

they're taking you?
My phone doesn't have GPS.

Well, I'll have Phoenix track
your cell phone signal.

I smell the ocean.

I think they're getting closer
to where they're gonna...

Hey, Jack,
if anything happens,

can you please tell my mom
for me that I...

Hey, don't do this right now.

I'm not telling your mom
a damn thing.

I'm on my way to get you.

When this is over,
we're-we're gonna eat pizza,

we're gonna play
some Skee-Ball, all right?

Yeah.
You can do this.

So listen up.
If I don't get to you

before they stop that car,

you have to be ready to...
Stop the car.

Jack, I got an idea.

I got to go.

(beeping)

You wanted Artemis?

You got her.

MATTY: Jack, we got a lock
on Riley's cell phone.

She's three miles west of you.

(tires screeching)

Malware just went live.

SecDef's a dead man.

(alarm buzzing,
tires screeching)

What the hell's going on?

The steering
is locked up.

(tires screeching)

Buckle your seat belts, boys.

(alarm buzzing,
tires screeching)

BOZER: Jack, they should be
right in front of you.

Yeah, I got 'em.

(tires squealing)

(yelling)

JACK:
Riley!

This is kidnapping.
And treason!

Actually, treason requires
intent to aid the enemy, so...

Mac, you're not helping.
We will let you go

as soon as we know
that you're safe, sir.

(phone ringing)

Mac, I think we may know how
Bedlam plans to kill the SecDef.

Well, we've already got him
away from any cars,

or plane, or laptop
that they could use

to hack into the...
(groans)

Mac.

MATTY: The company
that Bedlam hacked

makes medical devices.

Now, there's nothing
in his file,

but if the SecDef has
an insulin pump

or any kind of...
(groaning)

He has a pacemaker.

Bedlam hacked his heart.

They're sending him
into cardiac arrest.

Riley!

Riley!

(grunts)

Hang on.
Hang on.

I got you.

Riley. Riley. Ri?

Hey.

Come here, baby.

Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.

(crying)

Oh, I got you.

I'm right here.

I got you.

You okay? Huh?

How did we not know
this guy had a pacemaker?

Matty read his entire file.

Vasquez was eying a run
for the presidency,

so it's no surprise
he tried to hide it.

This isn't working.
I can't get a pulse.

He's in a-fib.

They didn't just
shut down his pacemaker,

they reprogrammed it

to deliver continuous shocks.

Well, unless you've got
a plan to fix it,

we're about to watch the
secretary of defense die.

Hang on, hang on, hang on.
(phone buzzing)

Go ahead, Mac.

MacGYVER:
Jack, is Riley okay?

Uh, I-I think so.

How's the secretary of defense?

Not good.

Riley, can you hack
his pacemaker remotely

and remove the malware?

Not fast enough to save him.

From what I saw, their code
is riddled with logic bombs.

Best I can do is to
shut it off completely.

Yeah, I can work
with that. Do that.

No, no, wait a minute, now.

I stone cold flunked
out of med school,

but if you turn off his
pacemaker, ain't he gonna die?

Yes, technically,
but I think I can fix that.

Well, brother, if you can
fix death, we're in the
wrong business.

You went to med school?

No, he's lying.

I seriously thought
about it.

Come on, get out of there.
Come on.

I'm gonna borrow your phone.
You'll get it back, I think.

(static crackles)

Here, one second.

Are you sure
this is gonna work?

Still no, but it's
our best shot. Riley...

how's it going?

Okay, I'm shutting off
his pacemaker...

now!

Okay, stop compressions.

(low, rhythmic thumping)

1.17 hertz audio.

It's the same frequency
as a human heartbeat.

The same pulse that's
coming out of those speakers

is going through these wires.

We have a pulse.

(chuckles)

I-It's weak,
but it's there.

You just made an
external pacemaker

out of paper clips.
Yeah,

and a 1967 Mustang fastback.

If you're gonna do it,
do it in style, right?

(Vasquez groaning)

What the hell just happened?

Yeah, I wouldn't...
I wouldn't touch those, sir.

You, uh, you kind of
need them to live.

* We said we'd walk together

(laughing)

* Baby, come what may

* That come the twilight

* Should we lose our way

* If as we were walking...

Hey, I don't want you
to get all weepy,

but I wanted
to thank you.

Oh, yeah?
For what?

I couldn't have done it
without you, Jack.

* Should I fall behind...

Well, actually, you did
do it without me.

Last night was all you.
All I did was pop the trunk.

Now that you're
all big time,

finished your first
solo mission,

I don't suppose you're
gonna be wanting

any advice from good
ol' Jack anymore, huh?

To be fair...

I never really wanted to take
any of your advice, so...

Oh, okay.
All right.

But when I was in that trunk,
I realized something.

Telling someone
how scared you are

doesn't make you weak.

In fact, it might just
give you the strength you need

to find your way out.

Killing that guy was the
scariest thing I've ever done.

And for a while, I thought
if I just ignored it...

it would all go away,
but you're right--

it didn't.
Uh-uh.

So... if you're still
willing to listen,

I think I'm ready
to talk.

My door's always open.

Just so we're clear, Jack,

you... you don't have
an office.

Oh, no.
So you don't have
a door.

I mean this door here.

This pizza place
is my office, okay?

Oh, okay.
This is where we do it.

Okay. Fine.

Well, that is good news.

So, the SecDef...

JACK:
Oh, I love this guy.

Back off, furball,
or I'll pluck those whiskers.

All of them.

Get back to your
litter box.

(laughter)

As I was saying,

the SecDef is not
pressing charges.

You're welcome.

And now the Phoenix has

a very powerful ally at the
Department of Defense.

And all we had to do was kidnap
the guy and nearly kill him.

Right.

(sighs)

What is this for?

First solo mission.

I knew you'd crush it.

It almost crushed me.

Nah. I never doubted you.

But you, on the
other hand...

All the places you've
been to in the world--

New York, Italy,
even Chicago,

and you like
the pizza here?

Easy-peasy,
always greasy, bro.

And, Mac, about what happened
outside of the warehouse...

Forget it, Jack.

Riley's just lucky to have
someone as dedicated as you

watch her back.
And...

you should thank Cage, too.

She stepped it up
big time.

Well, I already did.

Who do you think invited
her to the party?

Is this seat taken?

No, not at all.

(chuckles):
All right.

Hey.
Hi.

Hey, caught it.
In your mouth.
Oh, no way.

(laughter)

JACK: All right, who's ready
for some Skee-Ball?

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