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Hi.

Okay.

Turn around.
Okay? Bye.

Turn around.

Okay.

Something to drink?

I... um...

Yeah,
can I have an orange juice?

Actually, um,
can you make that a scotch?

Rocks.

Double.

Oh, that's it.

No.

You know, if you're gonna
have a plain black bag,

you should put something
on it to distinguish it
from the other bags.

I don't know why you needed
a whole suitcase anyway.

We're only there three days.

Well, two days,
three nights.

Well, but I guess
Monday is a travel day,
so technically three days.

Okay.

Here's the thing.

I am the person
who overpacks her things

in an unmarked,
generic black suitcase, okay?

It's who I always have been.
It's who I always will be.

That is what
you're signing up for.

I know. I can't wait
to sign up for you.

Did you have
a drink on the plane?

Just one. I mean...
Oh, that's it.

Who are you texting?

Uh, Annie. Just letting her
know where we are.

You know,
that's a lovely blouse.

This? Thanks.

Your first time
in Savannah?
Yeah.

My family has
a house here from...

Yeah, it's a beautiful city.

I'd love to show you around.

Well, you know,
we're actually staying
an hour out of town, so...

Oh, shame.

You know,
if you'd rather spend
the weekend with Rick,

I would totally get that.

'Cause it seems that
you guys really connected.

Yeah,
i don't know, I think maybe
he was just being friendly.

Lesbians!

Hey.
Hello.

This is where
the subarus are.

Hi.

You love that
Subaru joke, huh?

I love it.
It's my favorite.

Um, so Peter and Ruby get in
in a couple of hours.

Hmm-hmm.
And, Matt,
did you talk to Jack?

Yeah, he's driving.

Probably get in around
the same time as us.

How's he doing?

Well, you know.

Do we know if
he's bringing her?

Uh, he didn't say.

He can't really
bring her, right?

He shouldn't.

He shouldn't bring her.
It's not appropriate.

Fifty bucks says
he brings her.

You're on.

Jess, why have you
never brought me here?

None of us have
been here in what,
six years?

Six years.

I would've come
here without you.

Jessie, this is your family's
little summer house?

It belongs to our
whole family.

What are you, like,
a secret Kennedy
or something?

Seriously, I really think that
we should stay together.

I've been
thinking about it a lot
since we got here

and I really feel like...

Babe. Babe.

I mean, what is this?
This place is perfect.

Does someone live here?

There are people
who take care of it
and get it ready for us.

What, you mean like
oompa-loompas?
Yes.

No way.

I missed this place.

I don't understand
why we're not just
getting married here.

Baby!

Oh! Oh, no!

No!

My friends!

- My friends!
- Hi.

A check is fine,
if that's all you have.

Okay, this is Lola.
Yes.

Annie, Matt, Jessie, Sarah.

This is Lola.

Hello. Hi.

Hi. How are you?

Why not?

Good to see you.
Hi.

How are you?
Good to see you.
Good to see you.

You guys good?
Yeah. Yeah, we're good.

We just got here.

How was the drive?
Good.

It's far hotter in that
car than anywhere
else in the universe.

Hot.

Um, Jack,
can we talk to you, please?

We just got here.

Now, right now?
Jessie, can you...

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

Sure. Sorry.
I'm good without you.

Over there? Okay.

Yeah, there's a...

What's up?

Can you guys
just give me a break, please?

Well, excuse me,
but this is a very
delicate situation

and I don't think
having some baby
stranger around

is going to
make Peter and Ruby
feel very safe.

We shouldn't
even be doing this
in the first place.

Well, we are doing it.
We all agreed.

Nope. I'm gonna
stop you right there.
I never agreed.

Remember when I was like,

"i absolutely don't
think this is something
we should do"?

Okay.
Well, the majority agreed,
and we are doing it.

This marriage intervention
is long overdue.

Oh, my god.

That sounds even more insane
when you say it out loud.

"Marriage intervention"?

Yeah, it doesn't
sound great.

So, Lola,
where do you live?

Um...

Nowhere.

I kind of just
travel around with Jack.

We met at south by southwest
at my boyfriend's show.

We just, like,
saw each other
and were like...

Just,
like, hit it off really well.

That's cool.

So, Jessie's
your girlfriend.

Exactly. Yeah.
Right. Okay.

How long have you
guys been together?

Three years.

Oh. Three years. Nice.

Where do you guys live?

We live in
Los Angeles.

But, you know, not together.
We don't live together.

Oh, okay.

Why not?

Uh, she's very independent.

Right, right, right.

Hmm.

What do you want
me to do?

Do you want me to
just tell her right now
to go home?

No.
Yeah.

That's extreme.

Okay, fine, no.

Okay,
so you just wanna make me

feel bad for
bringing her along.

Jack, I...

Did you guys ever
think for one second

what it would feel like
for me to come back here?

Listen.

She's kind, she loves me,
and she makes me feel good.

And fuck,
i really need to
feel good right now.

So please, be nice. Okay?

Tell them,
"no fucking way."

No, you're not
getting on the plane

until they make good
on the terms of the contract.

Okay. Listen.

Have faith in yourself.
You're a genius.
I'm gonna leave it at that.

All right.
When I hear from them,
I'm gonna text or e-mail.

All right, good.

Sorry.

No, no,
you know what I love?

I love sitting on
the side of the road
for 30 minutes,

'cause it just gives my ass
a chance to sleep.

Okay. I said
I'm sorry. Okay?

We're going into a dead zone,
and it's an important call.

Obviously, I couldn't risk
getting dropped.

That sounded
really important.

Just because other
people's priorities
are different than yours

doesn't mean
they're not important.

Okay, you know what?
Let's just drop this.

Gladly.

I think we should
do it tonight.

Tonight?

That way they
have the weekend to

process while
they're amongst friends.

Yeah, or it could mess up
the whole weekend.

Well, I'm pretty
sure this whole
weekend's been fucked

before it began, right?

Why are you even here?

Aw, I've been saying
the entire time,
i don't think it's our place.

But since you
insisted on doing this,
i wanted to be here.

Of course it's our place.

Peter has been
your best friend
for 20 years

and Ruby is Jessie's sister
and my mentee.

She's your mentee?

She's always looked up to me.

I think we
should do it tonight
after dinner.

Okay, I haven't seen
him in a long time,

but there's no way
they could be that bad.

I've been
looking forward to this
all week long.

Let's just pretend
to have a good time, okay?

Oh, you mean like
i do at home?

Well, if I'm
being brutally honest,

it's because you can't
fucking move past it.

Okay, let's move
past it. We're done.
Can we do that?

It's done. Okay?

Hi.

Hey!

Sorry, we would've
been here earlier,

but Peter was on
a very important
phone call, so...

Ruby,
what happened to your leg?
Need any help with your bags?

Oh, it's broken,
but it's fine. Yeah.

Hi.
Hi.

I can't believe
you broke your leg.

Did you start
coloring your hair?

No.

Hi.
Hi. How are you?

Good to see you.
I'm good, but, oh, my god...

I'm Lola.

Hi. Ruby.

- Nice to see you.
- The house is amazing.

Have you checked
on the kids yet?

We just got here,
Peter, so no.

All right, can we?

'Cause we haven't called
since we landed.

Okay.

Ah, so,
just so everyone knows,
there are delicious drinks

being served just out
in back on the porch, so...

Wanna come have a drink?

Uh, I think we
should settle in first
before we...

Peter, is there anything else
you wanna micromanage?

I'm fine. I am... all right.

I'd just like to
have one drink.

Ah!

Everybody's
grumpy after travel.
It's not a big deal.

No. Jack,
you need to take off
your blinders, okay?

Don't.

Just look at the situation.

Yeah, we're gonna do this.

No, I'm not saying that
i don't think we
should do it at all.

I'm just saying that
with the leg development,

that maybe this is
not the best weekend.

When else are we all
gonna be together?

I mean, we have to do it.

Look, you have to admit,
even after five minutes,

you can feel it.

The oppression,
just the weight,

the burden of
their marital prison.

I mean, it's terrifying.

Yeah, I know, but it's like...

You know the kind
of person who likes

having the mirror
held up to them

so they can better
see the ways in which

they need to improve?
Mmm-hmm.

Ruby is the opposite
of that person.

Mmm-hmm.

I don't know.
I feel very scared.

We can't think
about ourselves right now.

We have to save them.

You can't tell
Jessie I'm smoking.
We quit together.

Like I give a shit.

Today is mine
and Peter's anniversary,
so...

Congratulations.

How many years?

A lot. A lot of years.

Should we do something
tonight to celebrate?

Um, well, no,
'cause that would mean

we would have to
acknowledge it,

and we haven't
acknowledged shit, so...

If we acknowledge
the anniversary,

then we'd have to
acknowledge the fact that

we haven't had sex
in six months, and...

Right.

What's up with this?

Oh, yeah,
i do this again.

Don't give me that look.

It's fine.

It's totally
under control.
Okay.

Not...
Fine.

When did you
start smoking again?

I didn't.

And they really hit it off.
She went like this,
"we really hit it off."

You know what I mean?

Not my type.

Yeah, but she's
Jessie's type.

Ah, come on, please.
What is she, like, 12?

Well, she's early-20s.
That's Jessie's type.

I want to...
I want to... kiss me.

Did you see it coming?

Is that connected back...

So, Pete, um,
do you still lease?

Huh?

Your car?
Yeah.

Cute. Oh, my...
Go like this.
What about 'em?

What?
It's like a little puppy.

You still have
that, um, BMW?

Let me do it to you.

How's the mileage...

I wanna put your entire nose
in my mouth.

I wanna suck everything
out of your nose.

Hey! Hello.
What?

You guys mind
taking this inside
or into traffic?

Okay. I'm gonna
go shower.
No.

You hang out
with your friends.
No!

Yes, go.

- Sorry, Lola, it's not you.
- Don't be sorry.

I just haven't seen this guy
in a long time.

I'll be back.

Give me that.
No.

I'll be back.

I'll miss you.
I'll miss you more.

What the fuck is that?

That is just puppy love.
What, do you forget
what it looks like?

She doesn't make you feel,
like, super-old?

Her?

Like, so old.
She doesn't...

No. Stop.
First of all,
"so old"? No.

Okay.
'Cause we have
everything in common.

There's not something
that goes over her head.

We talk about...
Was Titanic out yet?

When she was born?
Yeah.

No.
But I've explained it to her,
and she knows how it ends.

- Made a cheese plate.
- Ooh!

- That looks yummy.
- So...

So there's...
Where is it? There's Sadie.

Oh!
Oh, my gosh!

In her little dress.
Annie, look at this one.

Oh, cute.

Oh, my god.
Will you send that one to me?

How could you
ever have a bad day

when you get to
look at that face!

You gotta send me
that one.

What is that,
like, a little lion costume?

What're you guys
all looking at?

Looking at Pete
and Ruby's kids.

- Oh, can I see?
- Yeah, look.

Yup, there's Leo.

He's a cute kid.
I can't believe
how big they are.

So cute.
Well, you see them
so infrequently.

You know, when you're
around them all the time,

they don't really
change that much.

How old is that?
Yeah, she has...

Well, Leo is eight,
Sadie's six,

and Stanley's two and a half.

He's almost three.

In six months.
In like half a year.

October's in three months.

Sadie is in October.
Stanley is in January,
so, six months.

He's gonna be three.

Oh.

How 'bout you guys?
When are you
gonna have babies?

I don't know.

Well, we have...
We have to get through
the wedding first.

Right.
So, first things first.

But that's on our list.

Yeah. Of course.

But you gotta...
You know, like,

you don't wanna
wait too long, right,

because they say, like,
after you pass 35,

it's harder to get pregnant.
I've heard that. Yeah.

Ruby. Ruby.
The eggs aren't...

Trust me, take your time.
No, I'm just...

They're a handful.
Thank you.

Hmm.

So, Annie is drinking again.

Well,
she just has a glass or two,
um, you know, some nights.

Um...

But it's nothing
like before.

Um...

Yeah, that's good.
Yeah.

Hey, uh, we haven't got your
"save the date" card yet.

We have to...
We gotta save that date.

Yeah. It's just...

We haven't exactly
decided on what

it's gonna look like.
Mmm-hmm.

So we...
There's a little bit more
decision-making.

Yeah, but the wedding
is in three months,

so shouldn't you
get those in the mail?

I know. I know.

Because people take forever
to respond, you know?

I was gonna ask you,
what happened?

To my leg?
Yeah, what happened?

It was a softball game
and I was walking
down the stairs,

and I had
Stanley and a bunch of,

you know,
snacks and water bottles,

and I just missed a step

and I end up cracking my knee
on the stairs and...

Oh, my god.

Yeah, so, six to eight
weeks on crutches.

Ruby, that's horrible.

Yeah. It's my idea
of a good time.

It's a long time.

Hi.
Hi.

Hey.

We started off big, also.

I'm talking about,
we went to Paris and
Rome and it was amazing.

But after like a month,
i thought to myself,

"you know what country
i really wanna see?

"America."

Don't laugh at me.
No, because think about it.

We've lived in America
our entire lives,
right, the entire time?

Have you once
driven cross-country?
No.

That's a crime.
It's fucking amazing!

You're getting so upset.

She came with me
the second I said it.

I said, "let's get a car,"
and she said, "okay."

So, we got that truck.

And the best part is,
i get to choose where we go.

It just feels so free.
I can...

We can literally say, "okay,
now we wanna go north,"
and just...

We'll just fuckin' go north.
Does it need to be...

You want some?
Here, have some.

Oh, yeah.
I'll show you how.

You gotta come home though,
at some point.

Nah, I can't be in L.A.

It looks like it's
something... look.
Yeah.

Cheers.
Cheers.

Am I right?
No!

...about
the serial killer.

Right.

I think that, like,
very few people set out

to intentionally do something
that they know is wrong.

You know,
when you look at history...
Great.

This is where
she's gonna go on
with her pro-Hitler speech.

Oh, my... I'm not pro-Hitler.
Is that where
this is going?

I'm just... I'm using
him to make a point.

I don't know
if we need to...
No, go on.

Go on, make your Hitler point.

Okay, uh...

Hitler was, um,

doing what he thought
was the right thing.

He truly believed it.

And he thought that
he was doing good.

So does that
mean that he is bad?

Yes.

Yes, it does.

Yeah, he's Hitler.

He's Hitler,
of course, yes, but what...

But what he did was bad,
but he didn't mean to be bad.

He was trying to...

He was trying to be good.

He was probably the most
evil man in the world,

and you're trying to
form an argument...

Hey, you know what, Peter?

Forget it. You're not even
trying to understand, so...

Well, I'm sorry,
i don't understand being
a Nazi sympathizer.

I'm not a Nazi sympathizer.

I am just trying to...
Stop!

Stop being so handsome
in schindler's list,

Ralph fiennes.

Because it makes knowing
who to root for too confusing.

You know, when you...
"Ralph" fiennes,
she means.

Rafe?
"Rafe," yeah.

I know.
I don't know
who told you that.

At least I'm not a racist.

Excuse me?
Who is?

The Harvard racism test
says that you are racist.

Oh, come on.
That is a bullshit test.

Very racist.

It's not
a bullshit test.

"How do you like
them apples?"

It was Matt Damon's line
from good will hunting,

which was the movie
where he went to Harvard.

Take a deep breath
and stop doing that.

Peter,
did you cook the chicken?

I did.
It's really salty.

You guys, I'm very sorry.

For Christ's sake,
i used a dash of salt.

You over-salted.
It's like your calling card.

Well, maybe you just have
an overly-sensitive palate.

Maybe you're
heavy-handed.

I'm sorry,
you know what?

I was doing what i
thought was right,
like your good friend Hitler.

I had an abnormal pap smear.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Well, they said that, um,
a lot of people have it.
It's hpv.

Oh.
And you know what
the doctor said to me?

That it's actually
not really anything
to worry too much about

and just to keep an eye on it.

So, that made me feel better.

I think you should
just come out with it,
you know?

Just get
straight to the point.

No, no,
we have to ease into this.

No. I think that
Sarah's right.

Yeah.

Jessie, you should
just look at them,

and you just say,

"Peter, Ruby,
fucking get divorced."

That's not
exactly what I meant.

Why do
i have to say it?

Because she's your sister.

Yeah, but this is your plan.
Why don't you say it?

Look, why don't you
guys just both do it?

You mean, like,
play off each other?

Yeah.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah, I see
what you're saying.

I like it.

Let's do this.

All right.

Okay.

Treats for the...
Some treats.

Some drinks.

There you go.
There you go, guys.

- Super strong.
- Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers! Cheers!

Drink. Everybody
take a drink and sip.

- Cheers.
- So...

Right. Yes. Here's...

Yeah.

We think it's time
to just get something out.

Just get it out in the open.

Jessie.

Yeah, um.
Yeah, because, uh, it's...

Um...

We talked and...

Okay, just...

Should I?

Yeah.

Ruby.

And Peter.

We think that
it's for the best

for both of you,
probably for everyone,

if...

If we play charades tonight.

Oh...

I know that apples to apples
was discussed,

but I don't like that game.

I'll play charades. Sure.

It's a big announcement.
Thank you very much.

I love charades.
It'll be fun.
Cool.

What was that?

Well, I panicked.
And you weren't much help.

I was warming up.

Well, I got too warm.

And I think I might
be a little bit drunk.

And I'm so full.

And sometimes Ruby
scares me so much
and I just freaked out.

Okay. Calm down,
calm down, it's fine.

Here, give me these.

We can do it tomorrow
and when you're not so full.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Annie?

Hmm?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Hmm.

No.

Just gonna...
No, no. Let's not, honey.

She is super full.
I am going to take...

Can I help?
Thanks, no.

You were too tasty, dinner!

Right!
I'll see you guys
downstairs, okay?

Matt, we're...
No!

He is nice.

See you downstairs.

Hey.

In case you need
to throw up more.

Oh...

Do you think anyone noticed
that I was drunk?

I think they may have had
some idea, yeah.

Shit.

Can I have a hug?

Do y'know?
Something that's always
just really hurt my feelings

is you never tried
to make out with me.

Not even one time.

Sorry.

Fine.

I love you.

Hey.

You know,
I've been with women before.

Jack's cool with it.

Cool.

We should get down there.

Sure. Mmm-hmm.
Charades.

It's like this, I'm just...
I know. I know.

I'm really
concerned about her.
It's out of control.

I mean,
i just don't think that
she should be drinking.

You should stay out of it.
It's... she's an adult.

Well, Matt,
what do you think? I mean,
you're with her every day.

What's...

Well, I think it's
just an isolated thing,

and I wouldn't worry
about it.

But, like, you guys,
you know how it goes,

I mean, she has like
a glass of wine and then
before you know it,

she's like five Martinis in
and she's getting tackled by

the secret service
for trying to kiss
Bill Clinton at a restaurant.

I just... I think that
maybe we should sit
her down tomorrow.

No, no. No, no, no.

She probably
won't even drink tomorrow.

Well,
she shouldn't drink ever,
like at all. She shouldn't...

Just stay out of it.

It is none of your business.

I am.
I'm concerned about her.

So, you're saying

that people should
deal with their own
personal problems,

on their own time,
in their own way,

and other people
should kind of
butt out, right?

That's exactly
what I'm saying.

Very interesting.

Can we just play charades?

Yes. Yes.
Okay, fine.
I'll drop it.

But listen,
if I see her drinking again,

I want us to say something.
Okay?

What is it?
Is it a TV show?
Is it a movie?

Is it a movie? Is it a movie?
Is it a movie?

Give me...
Give me a "sounds like."
What does it sound like?

Taking...
Time!

- Ah!
- What was it?

Uh, m-a-s-h?

I don't know
what that is!
Oh, that.

Mash.
It was a...

It was a television show.
What are those
periods behind it?

It was a TV show.

It's a movie, too.
It's a movie.
From when?

A long time ago. Who cares?

All right,
you guys, you guys...

Ruby!

Ready?
Yes.

Okay, okay, okay.

Movie. One word.
Movie.

Psycho.

Big picture.

Jaws!
Yes. Yep.

Yes!

Okay, okay, okay.

Good. Film. Second word.

Hump.
Forrest Gump!

Two words.
First word. The...

Burned. The burned... the...

No, you can't do that.
Hot... the hot...

- The untouchables!
- Peter!

What? How is that...
That's insane.

A monster?
The bear.

Five words.

The unbearable
lightness of being!

No way! No way!

Time's up! Time's up!

No, no!

You were so good.

How many did you get?

This is the team
to be on.

Good.

That was very
impressive. Hey!

Hey, could you
scoot over a little?

Annie, could you
scoot over a little?

Oh, baby.
Hmm?

Look, I can do this.

Oh, my god.

You don't think it's weird
we don't live together?

I don't think it's
weird or not weird.
I think it just is what it is.

Mmm-hmm.

You know,
it's been three years.

You don't think it's
weird at all? Really?

I don't wanna talk about this
right now. Okay?

Well, you never
wanna talk about it.

Do you want me to
fuck you or not?

Yes.

You okay?

Yeah, sorry.

It's okay.

You think...

Is this okay?

Yeah.

Can I ask a question?

Yeah.

Okay.
Ruby said uh,
Lola's your type.

Your type's younger people?

That's what that means,
right?

You are my type.

Okay?

So how young
are we talking?

Good night.

Jessie. I can't have
a conversation with you?

Look, I still want you
to fuck me.

What are you doing?

Where's Sarah?
She's upstairs.

No, no, no!

Jessie, it's okay.

I know you want to.
Nobody has to know.

See? That wasn't so bad.

Morning.

Hey.

Beautiful morning.

It is.

How is everything?

Everything's fine.
I'm fine.

Good.

And you?
How are you doing?

Great.

You know, I really do want to
see you guys more.

How are you
and Sarah doing?

We're doing good.

Can't believe
you haven't fucked
it up yet.

I know, I must be slipping.

Are you bored?

A little.

God, I miss having
the time to feel bored.

Do you have one?

No, I'll take one, though.

Morning.

Morning.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

Morning. Morning.

Good morning!
Who is ready
for some kickball?

Oh, mimosas. Yes.

Can we just...
There was something
i wanted to get out of...

What?
The... your...

Somebody's in a mood.
No drinking.

Don't police me.

Ruby wants to sit you down
because of last night.

That is absurd.

What did you say?

Matt said that it was
an isolated incident
and that you were fine.

Okay.
So what's the problem?

The problem is,
you are one mimosa away from

getting this whole thing
turned around on you.

If you wanna do
the intervention

with them,
you can't drink, okay?

You have to
keep it together.

Do you think i
can't not drink?

I don't really know.
Can you not drink?

The wording is so confusing.

Okay, simple.

No drinking.

Okay?

Fine. Fine.

It's better anyway. Yeah.

I gotta keep my
eyes on the prize.

Um...

Game time is in 10 minutes.

Ten minutes!

So, yes, be ready.

Um...

And Matt and Jessie,
can you please help
me move this, uh, bucket?

Sure.

To the outside.

I guess take that side
and... perfect.
And then we're gonna...

Oh, I gotta lift it.

Here.

Ooh.
I had an epiphany.

I know how to do it,

but we need to
figure out a way to get

Peter and Ruby to
leave for a little while,

so I can fill everyone in.

So, how are we gonna do that?

That wasn't part
of your epiphany?

No, it's not helpful. Okay?

Well, we tell them
we need them to go
get something in town.

That's good.
That's really good.
Okay, what?

Uh, something
for the barbecue?

Okay.
Corn?

Hey, would you two mind,
after the game,
going into town

to get some corn,
corn on the cob, for tonight?

Sure.

Great.

Oh, shit, babe.

Would you go to the kitchen
and grab my sunblock?

Yeah.
Thanks.

You and I are
very similar, Jessie.

Yeah?
Mmm-hmm.

We're both sexual beings.

I mean,
i have had sex, but I...

But it just
makes it hard because

we're never satisfied
with just one
man or one woman.

I don't really
understand what's
happening right now...

Just one kiss.

Just one. Just to
see what it feels like.

No, you'd probably be
very disappointed...

Jesus Christ.

What the fuck was that?

It was nothing.

Let's go play.

Because I think
it's ridiculous

that you won't just move over
to third base, so...

I'm just gonna be
here on first base.

I'm not gonna be
running or anything.

I'll catch the ball
when it comes to me.

How are you
gonna catch the ball
when you can't...

All right, let's go!
Let's go!

How we feeling?

Jack. Pass it to me.
You can do it, Taylor!

Get it!
Oh, shit!

Look out!

Sorry.

It's been a while
since I had any balls
flying at my face, so...

Matt!

Mattie! Mattie!

Here. Here, here, here!

Oh-oh.
Safe.

Why didn't you
just throw it to me?
It's gonna happen all day.

How do you want me
to throw it to you?

I want you
to pass it to me.

We're fine. This is sports.
This is what sports is.

All right, not to brag,

but I was mvp on
the kickball team
at my detention center, so...

Should not
brag about that.

All right,
all right, all right!

Here, here, here!

Right here,
right here, right here!
Right here. Right...

I caught it any...

Will you pass me the ball,
Peter?

If you could catch it,
I'd pass you the ball...

I wanna play too,
so next time just fuckin'
pass me the ball!

You want me to
pass you the ball?
I'll pass you the ball.

Okay.

Ready to rumble.

Oh, my god, Ruby.
Are you okay?

Come on,
let's go back to the house
and get some ice on it.

You all right?
Sorry.

God, Peter.

Are you all right?

It's okay.
We're just gonna
get some ice on it.

Should have a time-out.

I'm sorry.

It might be tricky
to get them to go
on that errand now.

Does it hurt?

No, it just startled me,
more than anything.

So...
Yeah.

So, um, I was wondering

when you were planning on
going into town,

just because,
you know, I wanna know

that we are gonna
have enough time
to prepare all of that corn.

Yeah.
I'll go in a few minutes.

You both have to go.

Yeah. Well, I don't think

Ruby's gonna wanna go with me
anywhere right now.

Peter, listen.

Life is hard.

Making your way in
the world today...

Takes everything you got.

Yup.

Peter, listen.

Take her out,
get her some ice cream,
tell her you're sorry.

'Cause we all know
it was an accident, clearly.

But still,
it was embarrassing for her,

and she could probably use
some time-out. You know?

Thanks.

Hmm.

Hey.
You ready to go to the store?

I don't really feel like
going to the store right now.

All right. Um...

I'm just gonna be outside
if you need anything.

Hey. I'm sorry.

Will you please
come to the store with me?

So, corn? Just corn?

Thank you. Corn for eight.

Okay. Strategy meeting
inside, now.

I really am sorry.

Just stop apologizing.

Because you forgive me?

Just stop apologizing.

On a&e's Emmy
award-winning show,
intervention,

they take an addict,

they tell them
that they're gonna be
part of a documentary...

Okay, okay, okay.
We know how the show works.

Get to the point.

The point is, I think that
we should all write something

saying why we think
they should break up,

and as their closest
friends saying that

we want them to
stop doing something

that's hurting them. And...

No, no.
No, we're not doing that.
What do you mean, "no"?

I actually don't think
this is a terrible idea.

No, you guys heard
Peter last night.

This will not go over well.

I think that it
will go over just fine.

How would you know?

You were passed out
during the whole
conversation.

- Okay, Jack?
- Yeah?

You have now spent
24 hours with them.

Can you honestly
say that you feel

happy about them
being together?

I wouldn't marry her,

but I'm not gonna tell Peter
what he should be doing.

Are you...
You think that
Ruby is the problem?

I'm not saying Ruby...

Can you not see that

Peter is about
as warm as a Russian
gymnastics coach?

Guys,
if we're going to do this,

we need a plan
that doesn't end
in charades.

Oh, charades was
so much fun.

I think the letter
plan is really good.

Let's do the letter thing.
Yeah, I'm with Jessie.

I think it's a good plan.

That's a great idea.

So what I think
we should do

is we should
all start thinking
about what to write,

then we should
write something.

Lola, you should put on,
like, a whole shirt.

Oh, okay.
Okay.

Great.

You gonna
open the car?

I wanna take a walk.

We should get back.

Five minutes.

It's just incredible.
I just love that sound.

Mmm-hmm.

It's been years.

It's our bench.

Come on.

Sit with me.

No, Peter,
what are you doing?

Tell me the story.

You used to love
telling me the story.

This is ridiculous.
It's professional.

Okay,
great, great, great.
This is all wonderful.

Oh! No, no, no.
Actually, actually...

No, I don't know
if we should have alcohol.

Okay, one glass of wine.
Just one glass of wine.

Annie.

That was a mistake.
That was a mistake.

- I'm just sweating so much.
- Take a breath.

Calm down. It's gonna be okay.
They're here!

What? Okay. Okay.

Um...

Thank you, Matt.
You did a great job.

Okay, Jessie,
take your position.

Where is... okay. Okay.
Next to me. Up.

And... next to me.
Your position is next to me.

Yup.

Here we go.

What's this?

Would you guys
please take a seat?

What's...

We got the corn.

Thank you.

Ruby.

Ruby, Peter...

Um...

Before we all got here,
we talked.

We...

Um...

The people in this room
who are not you two.

Not Lola, because she's new,
but just the five of us.

Part of the reason
that we wanted to come here

was to talk with you.

Um, because we...

We, uh, wanted to
bring something up.

It might come like...
It might sound weird...

But maybe it would be good.

And it really could be good.

Okay, what could be good?

- Uh, so bad.
- It's okay.

Um...

Scientists
believe that, um...

As...

As man began to
walk on two legs,

the burden on the mother
was increased.

Uh, because they were
no longer able to

just carry their
young on their back

and go on with
their daily lives.

You know, they needed help.

Thus the need for a partner,
a husband,

if you will, arose.

I'm sorry,
what are you talking about?

What do you think?
Maybe you should...

Just read the letter.

Just gonna read the letter.

"Ruby, I've known
you for my whole life.

"You are like my sister.

"Peter,
you are like the brother
i never had.

"But not like
the brother I have because
he and I are not close.

"I love you both very much.

"And, as your friend,
i can't stand by

"and watch you
suffer without saying..."

Okay, what is happening?
What's happening?

"I remember a time..."

They think you
should get divorced.

What?
They think that
you two should get divorced.

We just feel like
you guys are unhappy.

Hold on.
So... so let me get
this straight.

You all got together
and talked about our marriage.

No. No.
We didn't get together.

It was phone
calls and texts and...

Well, our marriage
is none of your business.

Listen, listen.

Man, we're just
trying to help you.
Both of you.

- You wanna help?
- Yeah.

Annie's, Annie's, postponed
your wedding four times?

Did you ever give
that one some thought?

Like any of you
are fuckin' perfect.

All right,
Peter, come on, man.

And you?

You're running all
over the fuckin' planet

with a goddamn art student,

afraid of something
you're not even man
enough to face.

And then you wanna
talk about our marriage?

Peter, I think that maybe
if you just calm
down and listen...

"Calm down"? And you.
The fact that you,
of all people,

think you have any
business giving anyone
relationship advice

is just hilarious.

Sarah's the first
person you've been with
who could rent a car.

Peter, you gotta calm
the fuck down.

I need to calm down?
Yes, you have to
calm the fuck down!

"Calm the fuck down"?
Calm the fuck down, yes!

You're gonna defend her?

Would you still
defend her if you knew
i walked in on her

making out with Lola earlier?

And you wanna talk
about our marriage?

That is not true.

Can you fucking
believe this?

Ruby.

I'm alone in this?

Fuck this.

It...

Babe.

It...

Ruby...
Don't.

This is kind of
worst-case scenario
right now, huh?

He made some
interesting points.

I'm gonna tell
you what happened.

Babe, will you please stop?

What?

She kissed me, okay?
Peter said

that you were making out.
No!

She kissed me.
Peter walked in.
It stopped.

So Peter walking in
is actually why it stopped?

No. No.

Peter walking in
was basically instantaneous.

I would have stopped her.

I guess we'll
just never know, huh?

Are you upset?

No.

Kind of.
It's a little bit weird.

Yeah.

We always said
we would...

We just wanted
to have fun together, right?

Until it stopped being fun?

Nothing too heavy,
nothing too serious.

Could be
somethin' serious.

I'm 22.

Right. Right.

Hey.

Do you wanna come out
and have a drink?

Can I do anything?

You can get your hand
off me before I break
your fuckin' wrist.

I'll come back.

Okay, stop, dude.

It's not... that's fine.

Oh! God.

If you could watch a video
of what happened,

you would not be this upset!

Did you wanna kiss her?

The whole thing caught me
completely off-guard.

You know I have
terrible reflexes.

Did you want to kiss her?

Did I wanna kiss her? No.

But did it feel
fun and exciting
and dangerous

to get that kind of attention
from some cute, young girl,

and did I like that? Yes.

I really can't
believe this, Jess.

Okay, so when the fucking
rental car guy is
flirting with you,

batting his eyelashes at you,
there is zero part
of you that likes it?

There's no part
of you that gets

just like
a little bit excited?

No, Jess. No. Okay?

Because I'm in love with you.
So I don't care.

Well, aren't you
fuckin' perfect, then.

Yeah, you're just
sittin' up there on
your high horse,

so much better
than everybody else.

You never have
an impure thought or feeling.

Just fuckin' saints...
I miss sleeping with men.

Excuse me?

Yeah, I do.
I do. I miss it.

I think about it when you're
fucking me with a strap-on,
like, every time.

And you know how I always
say, like, "i can't tell
the difference"?

Well, I can.

It's not as good.

Jess!

Maybe I should go
and try to talk to
Ruby again.

Just leave her alone.

What about Peter?

Should we try to find him?
It's gonna be dark soon.

No. Let him cool off.

If he's not back after dinner,
we'll go look
for him, all right?

This is all my fault.

Except for
the Jessie-Sarah thing.
Lola, that's kind of on you.

I'm taking a shower.
I'm gonna take a shower!

Over my dead body!

Get out!

Get out! I'm taking a shower!

I'm in here.
Excuse me,
I'm in here right now.

I am also in here now!

I am in here. I'm in here.

Can you not see
that this is crazy?

Don't call me crazy!
These are my feelings.

What do you want?
Do you wanna go kiss Jack?

Would that make
you feel better?

I was being facetious!

Guess we're even.

You swallowed his
whole face.

I liked it.

Am I having a stroke?

Should we do something?

What do you mean, like kiss?

No.

Are you done?

Hey.

No. There's really...

No, no, no. No, no, no.

Stop this! Stop!
That is enough!
That is enough!

You are both
acting like animals.

You are better than this.

No, one of us is.

Oh, cut the shit!

Lola? Jessie?

Yeah?

Do the two of you
want to run off together?

I didn't do anything...

Can you just
answer my question?

No.
No.

No.
No.

Sarah,

do you wanna
break up with Jessie
about this nonsense?

No.

Jessie, whatever
you did or did not do,

you did or did not do enough

to allow Lola's face
to get close
enough to your face

to even make this
a conversation at all.

Lola, take this as a lesson.
No one likes a Jolene.

Sarah, I understand
that you are upset.

I would not be
thrilled about this either.
But Jessie loves you.

She's a good person.
And you know that.

We are all under
a lot of stress,

so let's just sit down,

drink some of that
incredible chardonnay

and calm the fuck down.

Okay?

We should probably
go look for Pete.

Matt... all right.
Sorry.

We should split up, okay?

Okay.
If you find him, call.

Split up?
Yes.

All right.
See you, guys.
I'm gonna go this way.

Okay, I'll go this way.

Well, Jessie, you probably
don't wanna go alone.

'Cause of the dark.

I'll be fine.

But you probably would
be more comfortable if i
came with you. Right?

Would you be
more comfortable?

I mean,
if that's what you need.

Let's go.

Hey.

Do you want any help?

Sure.

She didn't kiss me back.

I know it doesn't
make it any better,
but I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Am I the first
girl Jack's dated

since him and his
wife got divorced?

They didn't get divorced.

Mary died a year
and a half ago.

But, yes,
you're the first person
that he's dated since.

Hmm.

I'll come out
if you promise not
to talk about it.

I promise to not talk
about anything you want.

Petey.

Peter!

I should've probably
tried to stop
this whole thing.

I really don't
think you could have.

No, I guess not.

Once the Annie-train
starts rollin' along,

it's kind of hard to stop.

I already started today, so...

Who's that?

You know, two weeks before
we found out Mary was sick,

she told me she
wanted a divorce.

And we met with a lawyer,
we started the whole process.

I knew she
wanted me to fight it.

I didn't want to.

Thought it'd be
easier just for us
to go our separate ways.

And then
the second we found out
she was sick,

everything changed.

In an instant,
all that resentment

and all that venom and anger
we had toward each other,

it just disappeared.

Right, and there we were...

The same two people
who fell in love
10 years earlier.

It was so crushing
to watch her go through that,

but, you know, it was
the best year of our marriage.

And then, she was gone.

You know,
it took something devastating

for me to figure out
what I had right
in front of me.

Well, are you
gonna do like a buffet

style or a table service,
because...

- Oh, I don't...
- I like a buffet.

No, it's unsanitary.
It's unsanitary.

Yeah, but then
everybody can just pick
what they want, you know,

and the food
doesn't get as cold.

Haven't really...

What about kids?
Are there kids invited?
Yeah.

I mean, I guess it depends
how many people, right?

Right.

How many people
are you thinking?

I'm not sure.

You found
the dress yet?

There are
versions of it, yeah.

What about the cake?
What are you
doing about the cake?

We don't really know.

Well, you have to order it in,
like, months in advance.

I'm really good
with any of this stuff
if you need help, Annie.

It's just, you know,
Matt is doing everything,

so he's been like a godsend.

Have you picked your song?
Your wedding song?

Speaking of Matt,
um, where are they?

Because it's...

Oh. Whew.

Speak of the devils.

Hi, guys.

I'm sorry.

Would you guys mind?

No. No.

Yeah.

You agree with them?

I won't let it get messy.

I'm sorry i
don't have a penis.

I'm sorry I'm so old.

You know,
as long as we're hangin' out,

havin' fun,

I don't have to
kiss anybody else.

Hey. Wake up.
Hmm.

I made blueberry pancakes.
Come on. Come on.

Morning.

There's some fresh coffee
and a spread of
whatever you like.

What do you think
is happening here?

I think he's lost it.

What are you guys
waiting for?

- Come on, eat.
- Hi.

Morning.
Hey.

Eat, please.

What smells so good?
Hi.

I also made muffins.
They should be done...

Uh, from scratch?

...in about two minutes. Yes.

Peter, are you okay?

Yeah.

There she is.

Yeah.

Good morning.

Okay, now that
everyone is here,

I would like to fill you in
on today's schedule.

I was thinking last night,

I realized that
every time we come here,
we go out on the boat.

It's pretty much
the best part of the trip.

And we haven't
been on the boat yet.

Hmm? So everyone eat,
get dressed, and in one
hour we will depart.

A day on the water.

Everybody in?

Yeah.
Yeah.

I love boats.

Excellent.

I'm gonna finish making lunch.
Everybody eat.

And the muffins
are coming right up.

Five minutes!

I feel concerned.

- He's fine.
- Hey!

Fine-adjacent.

Listen, do me a favor.

Google "how to tell if
someone's having
a psychotic break."

Annie.

Woo! You guys not
hear the bell?

Yeah.
Rally the troop! Let's go!
Come on.

Come on. Come on.
We're gonna...

Listen. I think he is...
No, he's not.

What's going on?
You guys not hear me?

Let's get goin'.
Yeah.

For the record,
this is turning off

and it's staying here.

Hi!

Why aren't you dressed?

I'm not going, Peter.
What?

No. Come on. We're all
gonna get going.
We'll wait for you.

I'm not going.

Ruby, you have to come.
It's a tradition.

You can't just
change tradition.
You can't just walk away.

Look, hey, Ruby.
You spend years

building these things, right,
and they mean something.

You can't just walk
away without even...

Jesus fucking Christ,
Peter, just stop!

Stop what?

Stop it, all of this,
all of this fucking bullshit!

The fucking boats,
the sandwiches!

Just stop it!

I'm sorry, I...

I was just trying
to do something nice.
It's too late.

It's just way too
fucking late. Okay?

It's not too late.

You need to just let go!

So, that's it,
you made up your mind,
you're just gonna walk away...

You'll leave it
all behind, right,
the family, everybody?

You gave up years ago.
And you didn't?

Look, I'm not saying
that I'm innocent here.

We've been hurting
each other for years.

But just think
about it, Peter.

When was
the last time you even

remember feeling
in love with me?

Last night.

Last night?
Yeah.

Okay, and before then?

I don't... please.

Exactly.

There's nothing here, Peter.
There's nothing.

That's not true!

That can't be true.
Come on, Ruby.

I'm done. I can't.

Please!
You have to listen to me!

There are some things
that are worth fighting for,

and I'm asking you
if you will
fight for it with me.

I need you to go, okay?
I need you to leave.

Come on. Please.

Come on, Ruby. Please!
I need you to leave.

Just fucking leave, okay?
Just get the fuck outta here!

Don't fucking
touch me, Jessie.
Go away.

Get the fuck out!

Get out!
Get out! Get outta here!

Now what?

Don't you think
we should go check on her?

No.
No.

I think I'm gonna
go up there.

Annie, don't.

See what's happening.

I was just coming
to see if, you know,
if there was any...

She threw peaches at me.

Peaches.

So, I think one
of you should try.

Actually, no.
No, thanks.

Guys...

What?
I could go talk to her.

Lola, no, no, no.

Why?

Yes.

Yes. Actually, I think
that would be perfect.

'Cause Ruby would never throw
peaches at someone
she doesn't know.

That would be unladylike.

You shouldn't get in
the middle of this.

It's okay. I can do it.

Guard your face.

Is it cool if I sit down?

So, do you
wanna break up
with your husband?

Why would I talk to you?

I don't know.

It's been so bad for so long.

I just let go of the idea
that we'd ever be good again.

It will be easier
just to end it, but I...

But I don't want to.

And I'm so mad at
myself that I don't,
but I...

But I don't.

So, don't.

But what if we try
and it doesn't work?

Well, maybe you'd regret
not trying more.

What if we can't get back
to where we were?

Well, maybe
you could make something new.

Hi,
you've reached Peter's cell.
Leave a message after...

We'd just finished lunch.

We were supposed
to go back to the house

because my dad was
going to take you fishing.

And you asked me
to go for a walk.

You seemed so nervous.
I thought it was because

you were scared
to be alone
with my dad, but...

I wanted to be alone
with you for just
a few more minutes.

So, we went for a walk
and we came here.

We sat on this bench.

I remember thinking,
"i never thought i
could be so in love."

And then you got on your knee
and took out the ring

and asked me to marry you.

I started crying
and I couldn't speak,
i was crying so much.

And I just nodded,
and I nodded,
and I jumped in your arms.

And we just...
We sat on this bench
laughing and crying

and holding each
other for hours.

It was the happiest day
of my life.

All of my happiest days
have been with you.

I still love you,
but I...

But I'm not happy.

And I know that
you're not either.

And I'm so sorry.

I'm...

And I don't know, Peter,

I don't know if we can...
If we can fix it.

But I wanna try.

Will you try with me?

Nothing. Why won't they
just call or text or
tweet or something?

Don't they know
this is killing me?

Yeah, I mean it's really
rude they're not
considering you in all this.

Guys, I'm so sorry.
I think that...

You don't have to apologize,
okay?

You guys were right.

Oh, god.

You poor things.

How are you
gonna tell the kids?

Well, we're not.

You'll just move
out in the night?

No.

Nobody's moving out.
We're... we are gonna
work things out.

Oh, yay!

You're staying together?

Yeah.

No.

No. No.

No, no, no, you weren't
supposed to stay together.

You were supposed
to get divorced.

Yeah, but we don't want to.

Yes, you do.

You're trapped
inside this endless chapter

of torment and misery
and this was your way out.

Take it.

This is a disaster!

Okay, have fun being married
for the rest of your lives.

Annie, can...

Annie.

Hey. Hey.

What's going on?

I don't want to get
married in October.

Okay.

When do you want
to get married?

Because we said,
"no more postponing."

That was the deal.
I know.

Do you want to
get married to me?

I want to want to.

I have never wanted
to want anything
more in my whole life.

You're my best
friend in the world,
but I don't wanna be a mom.

I don't wanna be a wife,
even your wife.

Well, then, maybe you're
just not ready, maybe...

Do you wanna get married
and you wanna have kids?

Yeah.

I want you to
have those things.

Please have a seat.

"Annie.

"Your drinking has affected me
in the following ways."

I missed you.

I missed you.

I was thinking
that, um...

When we get home that
maybe we could
start talking about

potentially
moving in together,

if you feel like that's
something you wanna
start talking about.

Uh, yeah.

I could potentially
be into um, starting
that conversation.

Cool.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much.

Soon? We'll see you
in October though, right?

This was so fun.

Okay. Bye!

Okay, bye, guys.
Everybody drive safe. Bye.

Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you.

Uh, what about
New Orleans?

Could stay all night.

Have you ever
been to L.A.?

No.

Can I get you
anything to drink?

Yeah. Can I please
have an orange juice?

Actually, uh...

No, don't worry.
Orange juice is great.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

Can I get you
anything to drink?