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(Episode 4)
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No wonder why they were called the Undateables.
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They're legendary!
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Sixth generation only son and eldest.
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He writes poetry as a farmer.
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He is a street performer at night in Uijeongbu.
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(Kang Dol Jin)
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(Ahn In Jung)
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(Oh Doo Ri)
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Wait until I get my hands on that jerk Yook Ryong.
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Even if I cheat on you, don't you cheat on me
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- Hello? - Is this...
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Yook Ryong's phone?
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Yes, I think it is.
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And who may you be?
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You gave me your card outside Gangnam Station,
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saying you want to meet up for dinner sometime.
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Don't you remember?
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- I have short hair. - Short hair.
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I do remember. You looked like Meg Ryan.
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Oh, my. Meg Ryan?
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Do I look like her?
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Do you have time for coffee?
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I can't today. I'm a little busy, so...
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I see.
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I really wanted to see you again.
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In that case... No matter how busy I am,
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I still need my coffee.
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Where should we meet?
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Of course, I know the place.
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Are you going out?
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I wanted to go grab some coffee.
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That's a cafe over there.
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Employees get half off, too.
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Why would you go out for coffee?
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Well...
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My high school buddy wants to meet out of the blue.
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Bring him here. I'll make you coffee myself.
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There's no need to do that. It's okay. Really.
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It's fine. Bring him.
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We roasted the beans today.
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- Are you monitoring me? - Yes, I am.
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You're so mean!
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In this current state, if you cause trouble one more time,
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you'll be leaving this job early. You know that, right?
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I know that. I do, but...
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his wife went to her mother's,
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so he has to watch his kids. Two of them.
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- So, I can't make him come here... - Just go.
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Okay, sir.
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Are you...
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It's me. Add Beauty to Flowers.
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Hey.
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Let go.
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Give me a minute.
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Get over here.
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- Get over here. - We can talk through.
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Hey. I won't care if it was one person.
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But eight at once? Are you kidding me?
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I... I wasn't planning to, but...
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I was told I could meet them all at once.
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You could meet them all at once?
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Who said that? What psychotic matchmaker agency would say that?
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It's not a company. A relationship guru.
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My cousin is a relationship guru...
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- Don't give me that. - Hunnamjeongeum.
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It's a relationship column...
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written by a real relationship guru.
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- Do you want to die? - Wait! No! No!
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- Do you want to die? - I'm afraid of heights.
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But it's true.
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Look at my face.
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How could I have seduced eight women at once with this face?
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I really learned it all from that relationship guru.
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And I used to be an undateable.
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- Stop giving me excuses! - Sorry! Sorry.
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But there were bad girls too.
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They always used me.
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Why must I always be the victim?
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I wanted to get revenge too!
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Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth!
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Just repent, you punk.
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How dare you?
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Hey. Hey! Get over here.
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Hey.
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I'll give you one last chance.
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Go to each victim and apologize sincerely. Got it?
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Got it?
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It's a consent that I may press charges against you for fraud.
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I went to each and every one of them...
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and worked hard to convince them to sign it.
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Seven out of eight signed it.
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Only seven?
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Who do you think the last one is?
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Yoo Ri?
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Coach Yang, you scumbag.
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Anyway, you'd better be on standby and remain within...
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a five-minute radius until this is resolved.
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If I call, respond in five seconds.
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If you try to go into hiding,
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we will cross the river of no return,
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and meet in court. Understand?
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(Single Life is Torture, A Couple's Life is Paradise)
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Fine. Three months.
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I'll get it done in three months, no matter what. Yes!
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Let's see.
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What do you want from me?
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What do you want? What?
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I mean, how can I find matches for them...
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in just three months?
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It's Mission Impossible.
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It would be easier to rob a Swiss bank.
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They say it takes three seconds to fall in love.
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Three months is 7,776,000 seconds.
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So you can fall in love 2,592,000 times. Right?
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You sounded like a science major just now.
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So, eat first. Eat.
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One, two, three.
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This...
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- really works. - What was that?
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The magazine said this would work.
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To give a kiss on the forehead.
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Seriously.
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A doctor must have a lot of time, reading magazines like that.
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This is better than I expected.
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Take a look.
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This is Le Chic, a magazine that's popular with guys.
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I hate magazines. I never read them.
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There's a relationship column here.
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It has some useful tips.
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I get why it's famous.
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Forget it. Those are all theoretical.
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They aren't. Take a look. This column Hunnamjeongeum...
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is super famous among people who were never in relationships.
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Hunnamjeongeum?
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My cousin is a relationship guru...
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- Don't give me that! - Hunnamjeongeum.
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It's a relationship column...
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written by a real relationship guru.
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I heard other matchmakers...
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team up with these relationship experts and work together.
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They give special lectures and coach the members.
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It may be effective.
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How could I have seduced eight women at once with this face?
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I really learned it all from that relationship guru.
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And I used to be an undateable.
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Give me that.
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(Don't obsess about order, and go for the moment!)
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(Feed her ice cream, while she's reading a book.)
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(Hunnamjeongeum by the editor, Charlie)
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Yes, this is Le Chic.
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Yes. The editor, Charlie?
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Le Chic. Charlie speaking.
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Hello. I'm Yoo Jeong Eum, a matchmaker at the agency...
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Add Beauty to Flowers.
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I called about Hunnamjeongeum, the column you wrote...
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I'm not interested in buying.
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Hello. I'm here to see the editor, Charlie.
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Charlie? Just a minute.
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Okay.
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Are you a manager of the investigation team?
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Pardon?
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Well...
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The editor is coming down now.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm here to meet the editor, Charlie.
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- Did you make an appointment? - No.
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He's doing a photoshoot right now.
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How can I help you?
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I'm a bit busy, but should I go upstairs and wait there?
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That sounds great. Enjoy your visit.
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Sure.
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- Okay. - That's great.
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Pretend you're sad. My gosh, you're feeling so sad.
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2, 3. Look here.
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This is it!
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- This is what I'm talking about. - Okay!
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- My gosh, I love it! - That was great.
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Let me change the roll.
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Seriously. You're a man everyone wants to have, indeed.
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Whom else do you want to have other than me?
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Well, you're the only celebrity I want.
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The other one is a soccer player.
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The rest three are not in this industry.
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You know those handsome professional types?
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But I don't like this doctor I have.
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He's tall just like you, but he's not handsome.
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Are you looking for a doctor? I know a really handsome doctor.
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Who is it?
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He's my friend. His face is really small.
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By the way, I've been wanting to ask you this.
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- Who are you? - Sorry?
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I...
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I'm the one who called you from a matchmaking agency.
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- Hey! - You startled me.
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- What is this? - My gosh.
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Who are you?
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- Hey, get her out. - What? What is it?
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What's wrong with you? Hey, where are you going, Charlie?
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My doctor friend is really handsome.
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I told you I'm from the matchmaking agency.
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Or I know a lot of other doctor clients in my agency too.
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- Please? - Wait...
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- Hello. - Is the photoshoot over?
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Yes, it just finished.
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Then let's take a look at the overall photoshoot.
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You're taking your sweet time to write your column lately.
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If you keep that up,
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I might put an ad in your spot.
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Yes?
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Let me see how your doctor friend looks.
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Okay.
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What took you so long?
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Apparently, there's the biggest drought.
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Is that so? Anyway, what brings you here?
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This. You can get rid of this, right?
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This weird, round-looking thing here.
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This is...
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What? What is this?
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I don't know either.
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I didn't know when I took it,
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but I found out about it after I had taken the photo.
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Did the light get into the film roll?
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Hey, this isn't because of the light.
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This is someone's face.
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Hey, look. These are her eyes, and this is her mouth.
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What is it if not someone's face?
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It's blurry because of the shake, but it's a person.
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Take a closer look. All right.
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Hey, my gosh. I think this kid has the tongue out.
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I got it. This kid was hanging upside down on the branch...
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just like on the pull-up bar, right?
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This is an impeccable timing. How could the kid be in the photo?
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This photo is one of a kind. Seriously.
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I don't care. Just get rid of it, okay?
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How can I remove it from the original?
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You have an expert in your team.
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It works because those are digital photos. This is...
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Charlie, do this for me.
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I don't have the film roll. This photo is all I have.
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The only photo I took with my mother who passed away.
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I didn't fix it because I didn't want to damage it.
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But it keeps bothering me. I must get rid of it.
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- In exchange... - I know, I know.
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Do you also know that the deadline is this week?
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Hey, where are you going? Let's eat before you go.
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You gave me a deadline.
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My gosh, he's grumpy.
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He's soft inside.
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Your newest recruit seemed clumsy. She's degrading the whole team.
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The process of sharing feelings to the moderate extent...
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and the act of push-and-pull is dating.
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Dating is operated as a form of self-improvement these days.
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Falling in love too quickly...
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doesn't seem romantic.
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It makes people seem inadequate...
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for failing to adjust to the altered rules of dating.
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If you don't want to be a hopeless romantic...
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who falls in love with the idea of being in a relationship,
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[VIU Ver] SBS E04 The Undateables
"Relationships Are Unpredictable"
-♥ Ruo Xi ♥- 00:16:14,407
you must learn to control your feelings better...
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and learn techniques that help you share your feelings better.
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Ready.
268
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Okay.
269
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Is there a reason that you chose to work at a rehabilitation clinic?
270
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When I was undergoing puberty,
271
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I wanted to help the girl I liked in case she was injured,
272
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and I thought it'd be cool. I had this pretentious idea in my head.
273
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You're so romantic.
274
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Your significant other must be very happy.
275
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I'm not dating anyone yet.
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This might be a boring question, but what's your ideal type?
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- My ideal type? - Yes.
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Well, I never thought about that.
279
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Someone whose face is rosy even without makeup.
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I like plain, yet healthy women.
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I like women with naturally straight hair.
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I like women who's not a picky eater and can run around.
283
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Instead of someone who's sophisticated or elegant,
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I want someone who's comfortable like my neighbor friend.
285
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No, I like fragile-looking women...
286
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who might collapse at any minute and with curly hair.
287
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I like women who scream sophistication. That's my type.
288
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I see.
289
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All right. Let's wrap up the interview here.
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Why don't we grab dinner together?
291
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It's my treat.
292
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- The photo. - My gosh, you're impatient.
293
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What do you think? Isn't it perfect?
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Yes.
295
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Here.
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- What is it? - The original.
297
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Hey, I told you to fix the original, not the copy.
298
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You are supposed to keep the original, not edit it.
299
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Hey, then why would I...
300
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All right. All right. Say hello.
301
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He's the first interviewee of the special, "Men Everyone Wants".
302
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His name is Choi Joon Soo. He's a rehabilitation doctor.
303
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It's nice to meet you. I'm Choi Joon Soo.
304
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- This is... - I'm Kang Hoon Nam.
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What's happening? This is crazy. This is pure beauty.
306
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Hey, Mr. Kim, come here and take a photo of these two.
307
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You're like a dragon and a tiger. You have found each other's match.
308
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Which one of you is a dragon and a tiger?
309
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Don't mind him. That comes with his job.
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All right. Which one will win?
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If you have time, why don't you join us for dinner?
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- I'm fine with that. - I have an appointment.
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Enjoy your dinner.
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Don't mind him. He's like that.
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What do you like to eat?
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Whatever you want to get is fine.
317
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I was going to take you to a great Spanish restaurant nearby.
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I don't like foreign food. My palate isn't that refined.
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You're down to earth.
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You're the polar opposite from my friend from earlier.
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He's the grumpiest...
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and the most sophisticated.
323
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I presume you two are very close.
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We served in the army together.
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- I see. You met in the army. - Yes.
326
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Back then, I wasn't Charlie.
327
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I was Chul Soo.
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The smell...
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No, sir.
330
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Your superior wants to change his underwear.
331
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Let go. Now.
332
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Look at this kid. Let go.
333
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- Let go! - No, sir.
334
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This is mine, sir.
335
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This punk. Have you lost your mind?
336
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I'll give you one of my underwear next time, punk.
337
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I don't want someone else's underwear, sir.
338
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No?
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Hey. Look. Miss?
340
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Why did you come to the army?
341
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What are you looking at?
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If you're in the army, act like a man.
343
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What are you, a chick?
344
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What's this?
345
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Then is taking a subordinate's underwear "acting like a man," sir?
346
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And excuse me, but "Miss"?
347
00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:31,458
Please watch what you say, sir.
348
00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:48,107
I'm unusual in your eyes too, right?
349
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You're detailed, that's all. And neat.
350
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You're a good judge of character.
351
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Doing one eccentric thing for yourself...
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is more important than doing 100 good deeds for others.
353
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Live as you want.
354
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You have a great friend.
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He made me who I am today.
356
00:22:13,468 --> 00:22:14,668
Do you want another drink?
357
00:22:14,738 --> 00:22:17,968
I get drunk from just smelling alcohol.
358
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- Here. - Okay.
359
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,158
I feel good!
360
00:22:40,087 --> 00:22:41,297
Sorry.
361
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:43,658
Sorry.
362
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,597
Joon Soo!
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I need him. I mean it.
364
00:22:52,968 --> 00:22:55,037
Life is too hard.
365
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:58,478
I never get to sleep. Jeong Eum is angry!
366
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,248
What are you doing?
367
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:04,287
Hey. Long time ago, when you were getting beat up by girls...
368
00:23:04,287 --> 00:23:06,418
That was when I was eight. How long will you bring that up?
369
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:07,988
Fine. When you were in junior high.
370
00:23:09,018 --> 00:23:10,258
Where do I go?
371
00:23:12,528 --> 00:23:13,587
So,
372
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what if you help my friend Jeong Eum a little?
373
00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:21,297
- You're the best in your field. - Am I?
374
00:23:21,337 --> 00:23:23,597
Think of it like you're writing for your column.
375
00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:26,708
Look. Hunnamjeongeum...
376
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- Are you okay? - Yes.
377
00:23:33,577 --> 00:23:36,547
I don't write Hunnamjeongeum.
378
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Stupid.
379
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,287
I don't write it!
380
00:23:46,787 --> 00:23:48,897
Hey. I brought bindae-tteok.
381
00:23:48,897 --> 00:23:51,228
- Hey! Did you drink? - Yes.
382
00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:53,968
Mr. Yoo! I'm home!
383
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:55,537
Hey. Are you just getting in?
384
00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,768
- Did you eat? - Yes, Mr. Yoo.
385
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,508
I brought bindae-tteok.
386
00:24:00,508 --> 00:24:01,807
Do we have makgeolli?
387
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,307
Of course, we do. Give me a minute.
388
00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:09,678
I had dinner already, so just bring out some kimchi!
389
00:24:09,678 --> 00:24:11,488
Forget all that. How did it go?
390
00:24:11,488 --> 00:24:12,617
Tell me.
391
00:24:14,718 --> 00:24:17,018
How did it go? Did he agree to help me?
392
00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:20,528
He says he doesn't write it.
393
00:24:20,998 --> 00:24:23,458
- What? - I don't know the details,
394
00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:25,797
but he says it just goes out with his name on it,
395
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,297
and that the writer is someone else.
396
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:28,998
I got his business card.
397
00:24:29,097 --> 00:24:30,297
Hurry.
398
00:24:33,508 --> 00:24:34,908
(Kang Hoon Nam)
399
00:24:35,738 --> 00:24:39,278
Why does he write the column using someone else's name?
400
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:42,117
Maybe he can't have people know he's the one writing it.
401
00:24:42,117 --> 00:24:43,347
- Really? - But...
402
00:24:43,478 --> 00:24:45,218
maybe he'll change his story tomorrow when he's sober.
403
00:24:45,218 --> 00:24:46,287
I'd better go now.
404
00:24:46,287 --> 00:24:48,557
Eat bindae-tteok with Dad. I'm going out.
405
00:24:48,557 --> 00:24:49,658
- Now? - Yes.
406
00:24:49,658 --> 00:24:51,688
Save me some. I'm going to eat when I get back!
407
00:25:10,278 --> 00:25:12,178
Do you feel okay?
408
00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:17,617
You're not sick, are you?
409
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:20,287
It's heavy.
410
00:25:20,718 --> 00:25:23,787
Next time you buy something heavy, call me.
411
00:25:24,728 --> 00:25:26,387
- Why did you come? - Just.
412
00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:29,498
- I was on my way home. - You work in Yangpyeong...
413
00:25:29,498 --> 00:25:31,668
and live in Jamsil, but you passed through Bulgwang-dong?
414
00:25:31,968 --> 00:25:32,998
Sorry...
415
00:25:35,097 --> 00:25:36,567
Now that I saw you,
416
00:25:38,668 --> 00:25:39,708
I'll go.
417
00:26:11,107 --> 00:26:12,208
Take this.
418
00:26:19,877 --> 00:26:20,978
Thank you.
419
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:30,387
Jerk.
420
00:26:33,057 --> 00:26:34,658
I finally got over him.
421
00:26:40,397 --> 00:26:41,537
What's gotten into you,
422
00:26:42,337 --> 00:26:43,567
bringing stuff like this?
423
00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:50,978
But Hoon Nam...
424
00:26:51,847 --> 00:26:54,978
do you go to prison for fraud?
425
00:26:55,877 --> 00:26:56,978
Fraud...
426
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,617
Did you cause trouble again?
427
00:27:02,617 --> 00:27:05,688
Actually, you know the matchmaking agency I joined?
428
00:27:05,988 --> 00:27:09,097
The client manager keeps threatening to press charges against me.
429
00:27:09,397 --> 00:27:10,768
Just because of some one-night stands.
430
00:27:11,198 --> 00:27:14,268
Hey. Didn't I tell you to stay low and behave?
431
00:27:14,268 --> 00:27:16,198
Now, of all times, you get into women trouble?
432
00:27:16,198 --> 00:27:18,367
It's better to get scammed instead!
433
00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:19,807
This is all your fault, you know!
434
00:27:20,067 --> 00:27:22,508
Why did you make me so irresistible?
435
00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:23,537
Are you insane?
436
00:27:23,537 --> 00:27:25,008
You were always getting rejected...
437
00:27:25,008 --> 00:27:26,807
and wanted to die, so I saved you!
438
00:27:26,807 --> 00:27:29,317
Exactly. So please, fix it for me again.
439
00:27:29,718 --> 00:27:31,317
That woman is really scary.
440
00:27:31,647 --> 00:27:33,988
How do I handle an ignorant and violent woman?
441
00:27:34,258 --> 00:27:35,518
You must know.
442
00:27:35,518 --> 00:27:37,357
Please save me.
443
00:27:37,357 --> 00:27:38,758
Please Hoon Nam.
444
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:46,698
I don't write Hunnamjeongeum.
445
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,097
Stupid.
446
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,137
I don't write it!
447
00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:51,867
Hoon!
448
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:53,938
Hoon!
449
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:56,738
Hoon Nam!
450
00:27:57,508 --> 00:27:59,377
Did that woman call?
451
00:27:59,607 --> 00:28:00,817
What woman?
452
00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:05,787
The truth is... So...
453
00:28:08,117 --> 00:28:10,357
I drank too much, so...
454
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:12,857
Get rid of that!
455
00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:15,228
Well...
456
00:28:22,797 --> 00:28:24,908
That column... That...
457
00:28:25,567 --> 00:28:27,577
- I said you write... - Hey, hey.
458
00:28:27,577 --> 00:28:30,037
Forget it. I can't understand a thing you're saying.
459
00:28:30,337 --> 00:28:32,577
Sit here. I'll bring you some ice water.
460
00:28:33,008 --> 00:28:35,218
But what did you eat?
461
00:28:36,347 --> 00:28:38,087
- Gross. Seriously. - Seriously.
462
00:28:38,688 --> 00:28:40,817
- Don't touch me. - Excuse me.
463
00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:42,918
It's disgusting.
464
00:28:42,918 --> 00:28:44,688
Is there Mr. Kang Hoon Nam...
465
00:28:44,688 --> 00:28:45,758
Let go.
466
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,627
It's me. Add Beauty to Flowers.
467
00:28:53,127 --> 00:28:55,668
Hey. Hoon Nam!
468
00:28:56,738 --> 00:28:58,607
It's... It's that woman!
469
00:29:00,738 --> 00:29:03,678
I called earlier. I'm from Add Beauty to Flowers.
470
00:29:03,678 --> 00:29:06,547
Hoon Nam! This is the woman I was talking about.
471
00:29:29,397 --> 00:29:30,498
Are you...
472
00:29:32,567 --> 00:29:33,637
Kang Hoon Nam?
473
00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:38,847
(The Undateables)
474
00:29:38,847 --> 00:29:40,347
(Relationships are Unpredictable)
475
00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:43,347
Relationships are unpredictable.
476
00:29:44,188 --> 00:29:45,587
Just as the end of the world was predicted,
477
00:29:45,587 --> 00:29:47,488
but the world still exists today,
478
00:29:47,488 --> 00:29:49,087
the end of relationships...
479
00:29:50,988 --> 00:29:52,528
are unpredictable.
480
00:30:26,087 --> 00:30:27,597
(The Undateables)
481
00:30:27,897 --> 00:30:29,857
- Where did Jeong Eum go? - To get a relationship coach.
482
00:30:29,857 --> 00:30:31,998
- A relationship coach? - Go get me some chocolates...
483
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:32,998
and coffee.
484
00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:36,097
Okay. I'm like his personal servant.
485
00:30:36,097 --> 00:30:39,867
I don't have the faintest inclination to help you. Go back.
486
00:30:39,867 --> 00:30:42,607
What do I need to negotiate?
487
00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:43,778
- Bait. - What bait...
488
00:30:43,778 --> 00:30:46,147
should I throw to get him to agree to help me? A woman?
489
00:30:46,577 --> 00:30:48,617
Just throw the bait.
490
00:30:48,778 --> 00:30:50,587
She's so strange.
491
00:30:50,847 --> 00:30:53,117
Fine. How can I help?
492
00:30:53,647 --> 00:30:55,188
He bit the bait.
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