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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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(suspenseful music)
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(sound of projector)
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(suspenseful music)
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(lightning cracks)
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(melancholy music)
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(jazz music)
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(electricity buzzes)
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(distorted jazz music)
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(lightning cracks)
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(rain patters)
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(thunder rumbles)
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(rain patters)
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(lightning cracks)
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Wow, I can't believe this
weather, it's just miserable.
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(sighs) Top shelf.
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(thunder rumbles)
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Yeah, but I'm not
sure this is any better.
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(loud thud)
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Thanks.
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(man mumbles)
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(thunder rumbles)
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Bet you Wilson's place
is worse than this place.
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(laughing)
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You guys staying at Wilson's place?
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(laughs) No.
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Well, he's married the boss's daughter.
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(faint speaking)
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(suspenseful music)
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(faint speaking)
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(laughter)
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I hope he does (laughs).
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She does have a little
extra padding (laughs).
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(faint speaking)
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(suspenseful music)
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(faint speaking and laughter)
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(suspenseful music)
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What a dump.
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Okay, so getting back to Wilson.
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The very day of the closing.
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Wilson, check the current
number on the Anderson account.
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Don't use the current numbers,
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use the projected numbers I supplied.
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You know, I brought him into this deal.
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(thunder rumbles)
I said to make
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a quarter-of-a-mill on this one.
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A couple more sales like this
and I can write my own ticket.
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Just pad numbers and the Andersons pick up
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the rest of the cost.
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Okay, so you know what he says to me?
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He says, "But, that's not honest!"
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Iay hey, I'm not in business to be honest.
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I'm in business to make money.
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What a dink!
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Okay, so after all my
reworking the numbers,
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make sure to use the numbers
that I gave you, Wilson.
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But no, Wilson's got it
all figured out (laughs).
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So what happened?
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The numbers are dropped.
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Wilson didn't recalculate my adjustment
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and instead of making
my four-quarter-a-mill,
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I ended up walking away with half of that.
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Oh man.
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Well, what does he care?
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He's the boss's son-in-law,
he doesn't have to worry.
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The family's worth a fortune.
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What a dink.
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- What a day.
- What a day.
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Right (laughs).
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Sometimes I can't believe
how these idiots get in
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these positions with authority, you know?
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But he's honest.
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Yeah.
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What did the old man say?
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What could he say?
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The holidays are coming up.
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You can't show up to Thanksgiving dinner
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with bad blood between he and Wilson.
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What will his precious little girl say?
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He's content to have me
keep the holiday peace
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in this house and all it cost me was 1/8th
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of $1 million.
(laughter)
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(sighs) With a handicap like him,
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you won't retire until
you're well over 50.
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Well, it affects you too.
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I know!
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Because of Wilson, I barely
cleared half-a-mill last year
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and with the economy
the way it is and having
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to interact with people like him,
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it's no wonder we can
make a living at all.
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- Dink!
- Dink!
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(laughter)
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It's too late.
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It's too late.
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No, it's wrong.
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She's here for you.
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You, she's here for you.
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(thunder rumbles)
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I don't know what I'm complaining about.
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I don't want to have that money anyway,
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not with the way the wife spend it.
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Yeah?
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The other day I came home
and she had all new drapes
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made for the entire house.
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Didn't she just have that
done a couple years ago?
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Yeah, but she has a new friend who is
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an interior designer.
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They met at the club and
they go out on Thursdays,
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girls' afternoon tea.
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They go out for tea (laughs)?
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No (laughs)!
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Well, I don't know, I just said that.
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Who knows what they do?
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Think of ways to spend my money, no doubt.
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(laughter)
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I say to her, you had two
professional career choices
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in life, marry a rich
man or go on Welfare.
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(laughter)
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Either way, it's a free ride.
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(laughter)
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And then the son comes
home with a pink mohawk.
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Wonderful.
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Pink mohawk?
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Yeah.
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He's in a band, he's expressing himself.
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I don't understand that boy.
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He never listens to me.
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Last Saturday, I had a
6:00 a.m. tee off time,
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so I get up, shower, dress,
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and as I'm walking out the
door, I mean literally,
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walking out the door, my wife says to me,
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"Are you going to make it
back in time for the party?"
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The party, what party?
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Dakota's 10th grade graduation ceremony.
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We've been talking about
it for the last two weeks.
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What are you going to do?
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So what did you do?
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I had to cancel with Robertson.
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Your chance to play Fairview?
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Yes!
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Oh, man.
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I'd kill to play that course.
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(thunder rumbles)
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How'd you find a
replacement on short notice?
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I spent the next hour on the phone.
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I finally found the only person we know
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that did not have the game schedule.
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- Who?
- Guess?
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(laughs) Oh no, not?
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That's right,
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- Wilson!
- Wilson!
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(laughter)
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So I'm sitting at the ceremony
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and they're rattling off
the subjects and clubs
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he is in and the entire
time I'm thinking to myself,
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what are they teaching
these kids these days?
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Jeez!
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Not like our day.
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You can say that again.
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And my wife is complaining the entire time
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because our trip to Cancun
is postponed one week.
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Huh, what's that?
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It's because of the
new BMW and the leather
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- interior takes a week.
- Sweet.
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And she can't wait!
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Nag, nag, nag.
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I've been looking at that new Z4.
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I'll pick one up in the spring
when the weather breaks.
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I like the new Z4.
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You gonna watch your dad drive it?
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That'll be the day.
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(laughter)
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It'll end up like the Lexus.
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How's that?
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I didn't tell you that one?
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No.
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Oh, you know, he's retired.
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67, 68, or something.
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You know, late 60s.
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Okay, so last year, Super Bowl Sunday,
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remember that big snowstorm we had?
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- Yeah.
- Well, I had to watch
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the super bowl, so I said,
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"Look, I have this new
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(thunder rumbles)
(mumbles), right?
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Stereo sound and new
(mumbles) with keg and taps.
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Eric and his wife, his new wife, actually,
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Jessica were gonna come
over and watch the game.
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You should see Jessica.
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Whoa (laughs)!
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Whatever happened to his first wife?
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Remember, she got that skin disease.
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Well yeah, I remember now.
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Right after that Christmas
party, he filed for divorce.
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Yes (laughs).
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Eric and his wife were
standing at the punch bowl
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when the boss's wife said,
"Don't let anything fall in!"
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Did she think it was going
to fall in or something?
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(laughs) it was ugly.
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What, the situation?
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No, his wife's face.
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(laughter)
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But anyway, his new wife is the knockout.
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Now where was I?.
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Oh, oh, oh, so I tell my
dad, "Come over if you want."
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you know, I'll stick him in
the car or someplace (mumbles)
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or anything, put him in charge
of taking peoples' coats
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when they arrive.
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So anyway,
(fly buzzes)
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there's a snowstorm and
he's driving my Lexus.
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Wouldn't you know, he doesn't show.
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Well, okay by me, but right
after two minute warning,
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two minutes left in the game,
I get a phone call. From whom?
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- The state police.
- The state police?
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Oh!
(fly buzzes)
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Is this Mister?
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Yes, it is.
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Is your father named?
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Yes, it is.
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Well, he's been involved in an accident.
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Oh, man!
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Two minutes left in the super bowl!
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What happened?
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(glass clinks)
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He totaled the car, went into a ditch
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and broke his leg.
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Total the Lexus.
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Oh, man!
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He kept trying to call me,
but I had my phone turned off
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because of the super bowl!
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I mean, I think they
called fire and rescue.
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He calls me.
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So to answer your question, no,
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my father is not going
to be driving my new Z4.
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And with a broken leg,
(thunder rumbles)
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I had to hire someone to
go to the grocery store
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and take care of him.
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Why can't Sheryl do that?
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She's too busy with her charities.
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You know, I've been
driving Route 13 for about
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10 years now, and I've never
seen this place before.
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What a dump.
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(thunder rumbles)
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Wonder if this is the
place where all those
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gangster murders took place?
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Wasn't that called Murphys?
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No, that was, um,
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the Bavarian house on Route 60.
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On 16?
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Yeah, just past the Dead Man's Curve,
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over the old Benson Bridge.
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No, that place was built after
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all these murders took place.
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These murders took place in
the late 1920s, early 1930s.
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The Bavarian house was built
in the '40s during the war.
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Which war?
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The first, no, second World War.
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What?, what murders?
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Huh, well, I guess there's this guy
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that was looking to challenge
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the head gimbo,
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was looking to take over the operations.
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The story goes that this
upstart in this family
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were having a big dinner
at some roadhouse.
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Well, the big gimbo and his boys come in
266
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and machine gunned the
whole lot, everyone!
267
00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:32,241
Even the other customers and the staff.
268
00:14:32,243 --> 00:14:34,814
I thought it burnt down shortly after.
269
00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:38,581
He deserved it for
bringing to a dump like this.
270
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:42,705
They are the real guys
to look at, gangsters.
271
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,171
They're the real free capitalists.
272
00:14:45,173 --> 00:14:47,920
No regulations, no taxes, do what you want
273
00:14:47,922 --> 00:14:49,935
when you want to (mumbles).
274
00:14:49,937 --> 00:14:51,484
(laughter)
275
00:14:51,486 --> 00:14:52,885
You know, we should fly out
276
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:54,879
and play Pebble Beach this weekend.
277
00:14:54,881 --> 00:14:56,095
Can't, Cancun!
278
00:14:56,097 --> 00:14:58,050
(sighs) Yeah.
279
00:14:58,052 --> 00:15:01,328
I can't believe the
idiots I have to put up with
280
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,875
- just to make a living.
- I know.
281
00:15:02,877 --> 00:15:04,655
You said it, man.
282
00:15:04,657 --> 00:15:06,020
What a crappy day.
283
00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:08,407
If I'm not strangled with regulations?
284
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:09,706
It's dinks like Wilson dropping the ball
285
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,006
and costing me money.
286
00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:14,283
One hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
287
00:15:14,297 --> 00:15:18,465
If there's anybody who
deserves this drink, it's me.
288
00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:23,130
(man cackles)
289
00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:25,445
(lightning crashes)
290
00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:27,727
You need a drink (laughs)?
291
00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:28,979
You got it bad!
292
00:15:30,644 --> 00:15:33,895
You two don't know how good you got it.
293
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:39,720
You don't know what bad times are.
294
00:15:39,722 --> 00:15:42,650
Or bad luck for that matter. (laughs).
295
00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:46,819
A couple of real hard-luck cases.
296
00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:55,579
You don't know what bad times are.
297
00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:03,526
Here, boys.
298
00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:05,278
The next one's on me!
299
00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:11,168
Probably the first
break your head all day,
300
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,587
or all your life.
301
00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:14,859
Hey buddy, we're not interested.
302
00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:17,861
Interested, you're not interested?
303
00:16:23,496 --> 00:16:27,664
You two aren't interested
in anybody but yourselves.
304
00:16:30,892 --> 00:16:33,142
And that will be your doom.
305
00:16:40,163 --> 00:16:41,080
Your wives,
306
00:16:42,386 --> 00:16:44,220
your father, your son,
307
00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:49,211
your family, what grand burdens you two
308
00:16:49,213 --> 00:16:51,660
have been settled with.
309
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,382
You can't talk to him like that.
310
00:16:53,384 --> 00:16:55,773
Do you have any idea what we're worth?
311
00:16:55,775 --> 00:16:57,372
Worth?
312
00:16:57,374 --> 00:16:58,207
Yeah.
313
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,028
I have a pretty good idea
314
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:03,197
of what you two are worth.
315
00:17:04,835 --> 00:17:08,199
What makes you think you know so much?
316
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,034
I'm the original hard luck case.
317
00:17:11,911 --> 00:17:12,828
I'm Murphy.
318
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:15,636
Murphy's Law.
319
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:17,800
(thunder rumbles)
320
00:17:17,802 --> 00:17:18,885
Oh, you know?
321
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,093
Murphy's Law.
322
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:24,753
Murphy's Law!
323
00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:28,891
Whatever can go wrong will go wrong!
324
00:17:33,591 --> 00:17:37,341
My entire life has been
strewn with bad luck.
325
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,014
(thunder rumbles)
326
00:17:42,866 --> 00:17:44,949
I walk before the reaper,
327
00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:49,097
debasing the dead and the live,
328
00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:52,367
sowing seeds that will quench the thirst
329
00:17:52,369 --> 00:17:54,619
of her long, bloody scythe.
330
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:59,827
(thunder rumbles)
331
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:00,996
What's that?
332
00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:03,700
(thunder rumbles)
333
00:18:03,702 --> 00:18:05,666
Oh, that's Zalambur.
334
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,168
Frederick Zalambur.
335
00:18:08,059 --> 00:18:10,309
He was a 13th century poet.
336
00:18:11,838 --> 00:18:16,005
I thought you two boys said
you were worth something?
337
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,458
And you never read any poetry as Zalambur?
338
00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:23,293
(thunder rumbles)
339
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:32,838
(lightning cracks)
340
00:18:36,484 --> 00:18:39,067
(rain patters)
341
00:18:40,635 --> 00:18:41,865
Okay, old man.
342
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,632
You seem to know so much.
343
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:47,254
Tell us your story, tell
us about your hard luck.
344
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,452
Yeah, tell us your story.
345
00:18:49,454 --> 00:18:52,858
Let us know what is and what isn't.
346
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:55,181
What is and what isn't.
347
00:18:55,183 --> 00:18:56,632
Tell us about the dark world.
348
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,217
Yeah, dark world.
349
00:18:59,684 --> 00:19:03,392
(money clip scraping across bar)
350
00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:04,358
(click)
351
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:09,187
And you'll drink for a month!
352
00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:11,412
Well,
353
00:19:12,849 --> 00:19:16,192
it's a rather lengthy tale.
354
00:19:17,513 --> 00:19:20,210
I don't think we're
going anywhere real soon.
355
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:23,105
(lightning cracks)
356
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,921
(train whistle blows)
357
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:39,169
(fly buzzes)
358
00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:42,404
(train whistle blows)
359
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,518
My father was a wizard on Wall Street.
360
00:19:54,764 --> 00:19:56,913
(piano music)
361
00:19:56,915 --> 00:20:00,494
My father was a wizard on Wall Street.
362
00:20:00,496 --> 00:20:02,997
(piano music)
363
00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:10,330
(train whistle blows)
364
00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:14,775
(piano music)
365
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:18,110
My father was a wizard on Wall Street.
366
00:20:19,808 --> 00:20:21,940
My mother, an angel.
367
00:20:21,942 --> 00:20:24,453
(distorted music)
368
00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:25,996
I wanted for nothing and I was to attend
369
00:20:25,998 --> 00:20:28,208
only the best schools,
370
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:30,210
but then came the crash.
371
00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:33,190
(piano music)
372
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,315
(car honks)
373
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,724
(dogs bark)
374
00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:37,559
(horse whinnies)
375
00:20:37,561 --> 00:20:41,389
Like many others, we lost everything.
376
00:20:41,391 --> 00:20:43,892
(piano music)
377
00:20:45,357 --> 00:20:47,079
(sighs) As you might imagine,
378
00:20:47,081 --> 00:20:49,785
father didn't take things well.
379
00:20:49,787 --> 00:20:52,871
(somber piano music)
380
00:24:05,728 --> 00:24:08,645
(orchestral music)
381
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,657
(car honks)
382
00:24:20,682 --> 00:24:23,765
(car engine rattles)
383
00:24:32,935 --> 00:24:35,997
Soon, mother and I were out on the street.
384
00:24:35,999 --> 00:24:39,866
She found work scrubbing floors
in a manufacturing building.
385
00:24:39,868 --> 00:24:43,255
They let us live in a supply
closet under the stairs,
386
00:24:43,257 --> 00:24:46,011
but that didn't last long.
387
00:24:46,013 --> 00:24:49,101
On my 10th birthday,
she saved enough pennies
388
00:24:49,103 --> 00:24:51,305
to get me a cake.
389
00:24:51,307 --> 00:24:53,390
Happy birthday, Murphy!
390
00:24:57,773 --> 00:24:59,397
Even that didn't go well.
391
00:24:59,399 --> 00:25:02,399
(suspenseful music)
392
00:25:08,552 --> 00:25:10,885
(loud thud)
393
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,944
(loud crash)
394
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,697
(dramatic music)
395
00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:24,491
(loud explosion)
396
00:25:25,737 --> 00:25:28,154
(loud crash)
397
00:25:31,353 --> 00:25:34,353
(suspenseful music)
398
00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:39,152
(loud explosion)
399
00:25:39,154 --> 00:25:42,154
(suspenseful music)
400
00:25:54,308 --> 00:25:56,726
(loud crash)
401
00:26:07,243 --> 00:26:10,243
(suspenseful music)
402
00:26:18,502 --> 00:26:20,358
I barely got out,
403
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,777
but mother, well, I only pray
404
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,767
that she didn't suffer.
405
00:26:36,645 --> 00:26:39,104
You see, boys, that's
the kind of hard luck
406
00:26:39,106 --> 00:26:40,439
that follows me.
407
00:26:41,443 --> 00:26:45,611
A 10-year-old-boy attempts
to blow out the candles
408
00:26:46,903 --> 00:26:50,511
on this birthday cake (laughs)
409
00:26:50,513 --> 00:26:54,487
and ends up blowing up four city blocks.
410
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:58,657
For you see, the manufacturing
facility where we resided
411
00:27:01,492 --> 00:27:03,409
was a dynamite factory.
412
00:27:09,805 --> 00:27:12,011
Why would they have a dynamite factory
413
00:27:12,013 --> 00:27:14,013
in the middle of a city?
414
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:20,886
Well, government
regulations weren't quite
415
00:27:20,888 --> 00:27:23,056
so strict in the old days.
416
00:27:24,106 --> 00:27:28,189
- Government regulation?
- Government regulations?
417
00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:36,480
(orchestral and piano music)
418
00:27:40,155 --> 00:27:44,155
So there I was, no
mother, no father, no home.
419
00:27:46,350 --> 00:27:48,267
All alone in the world.
420
00:27:49,725 --> 00:27:52,681
Depressed, dejected, and wondering
421
00:27:52,683 --> 00:27:55,411
what was to become of me.
422
00:27:55,413 --> 00:27:57,712
I was picked up by the
authorities and placed
423
00:27:57,714 --> 00:28:01,881
at Madame Babushka's
Home for Hapless Tykes.
424
00:28:02,008 --> 00:28:04,842
(thunder rumbles)
425
00:28:06,257 --> 00:28:08,823
It should have been named
Madame Babushka's Home
426
00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:09,656
for Free Labor.
427
00:28:09,658 --> 00:28:10,492
(water drips)
428
00:28:13,141 --> 00:28:15,974
(thunder rumbles)
429
00:28:17,435 --> 00:28:21,603
The place was run by an old
bat by the name of Babushka,
430
00:28:21,649 --> 00:28:23,402
Madame Babushka.
431
00:28:23,404 --> 00:28:26,153
She had immigrated from Yugochechnya
432
00:28:26,155 --> 00:28:29,932
after the revolution and
started the orphanage.
433
00:28:29,934 --> 00:28:32,101
She was always on my back.
434
00:28:33,047 --> 00:28:35,048
Murphy, clean the floor!
435
00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:40,206
Murphy, clean the toilets!
436
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,014
But I probably should have been thankful.
437
00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,780
A roof over my head.
438
00:28:46,782 --> 00:28:49,988
(water drips)
439
00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:51,658
Three squares a day.
440
00:28:54,444 --> 00:28:57,822
And the adoption process was a crapshoot.
441
00:28:57,824 --> 00:29:01,690
Some kids were adopted by good families
442
00:29:01,692 --> 00:29:04,838
and some weren't as fortunate.
443
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,020
(thunder rumbles)
444
00:29:07,022 --> 00:29:10,105
(somber organ music)
445
00:29:15,217 --> 00:29:18,134
(lightning cracks)
446
00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:21,703
The only good thing I found at that place
447
00:29:21,705 --> 00:29:25,868
was a book, the writings
of Frederick Zalambur.
448
00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:28,370
(piano music)
449
00:29:30,199 --> 00:29:33,617
That's where I started my real education.
450
00:29:35,313 --> 00:29:37,813
(piano music)
451
00:29:39,719 --> 00:29:42,982
Any time I had a free minute,
I would read Zalambur.
452
00:29:42,984 --> 00:29:45,484
(piano music)
453
00:29:47,075 --> 00:29:49,093
With regards to the theoretical proposal
454
00:29:49,095 --> 00:29:51,868
of the pliability of
reality as it pertains
455
00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:55,190
to the manipulation of reality on others,
456
00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:57,193
we must first consider
and categorize our stages
457
00:29:57,195 --> 00:30:00,600
leading up to and the subjects envelopment
458
00:30:00,602 --> 00:30:03,815
the final stage or the catharsis,
459
00:30:03,817 --> 00:30:06,653
chapter two, the perception of death.
460
00:30:06,655 --> 00:30:08,492
The perception of death to the subject
461
00:30:08,494 --> 00:30:11,400
is and will be key to the
motivation of chapter (mumbles).
462
00:30:11,402 --> 00:30:14,011
Will understand new (mumbles),
463
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:18,181
observation or capacity for
the (mumbles) and environment.
464
00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:23,555
Take into account the
subject's unfamiliar knowledge
465
00:30:23,557 --> 00:30:26,728
and emotional disconnected attributes.
466
00:30:26,730 --> 00:30:29,152
Chapter 13, the catharsis.
467
00:30:29,154 --> 00:30:31,115
The final and most critical phase
468
00:30:31,117 --> 00:30:34,990
is the triggering of the
catharsis. Having conditioned
469
00:30:34,992 --> 00:30:37,403
the subject, the
catharsis can be triggered
470
00:30:37,405 --> 00:30:40,642
with a sudden or aptly loud noise,
471
00:30:40,644 --> 00:30:44,812
a sentimental image, or such
intrinsic aspects as music.
472
00:30:45,586 --> 00:30:47,592
(piano music)
473
00:30:47,594 --> 00:30:49,829
The process of releasing and thereby,
474
00:30:49,831 --> 00:30:52,901
providing a relief from
stronger repressed emotions
475
00:30:52,903 --> 00:30:55,288
is only obtained if the subject
476
00:30:55,290 --> 00:30:58,629
has been properly
conditioned for such release.
477
00:30:58,631 --> 00:31:01,131
(piano music)
478
00:31:13,099 --> 00:31:14,433
Who's Zalambur?
479
00:31:18,092 --> 00:31:21,259
Didn't I already tell you boys that?
480
00:31:22,211 --> 00:31:26,378
He was a 13th century writer,
poet, and philosopher.
481
00:31:28,405 --> 00:31:31,485
He was a man of enlightenment and
482
00:31:31,487 --> 00:31:34,175
courage, and intellect.
483
00:31:34,177 --> 00:31:37,844
A man removed from history prematurely.
484
00:31:40,683 --> 00:31:43,183
(eerie music)
485
00:31:50,053 --> 00:31:51,187
Oh yeah!
486
00:31:51,189 --> 00:31:52,707
What happened to him?
487
00:31:52,709 --> 00:31:55,293
Well, the truth is not always
488
00:31:56,404 --> 00:31:59,571
what is desired by the powers that be.
489
00:32:02,457 --> 00:32:06,624
Education and enlightenment
are two different things.
490
00:32:07,991 --> 00:32:12,159
Gobles, and Stalin, and Mickey Myshka
491
00:32:13,087 --> 00:32:15,497
educated the people,
492
00:32:15,499 --> 00:32:17,916
but he didn't enlighten them.
493
00:32:20,701 --> 00:32:22,202
The last thing a despot wants
494
00:32:22,204 --> 00:32:24,479
is an enlightened population.
495
00:32:24,481 --> 00:32:28,149
You can't control an
enlightened population.
496
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:30,639
So what happened to him?
497
00:32:30,641 --> 00:32:33,141
(eerie music)
498
00:32:36,059 --> 00:32:38,726
(mob yelling)
499
00:32:39,988 --> 00:32:43,041
(loud crash)
500
00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:45,887
(people shout)
501
00:32:45,889 --> 00:32:48,722
(thunder rumbles)
502
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:54,084
(lightning cracks)
503
00:32:57,207 --> 00:33:00,291
(electricity buzzes)
504
00:33:03,186 --> 00:33:04,019
(eerie music)
505
00:33:19,788 --> 00:33:22,830
(pounding on door)
506
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,702
(pounding on door)
507
00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:28,204
(eerie music)
508
00:33:29,998 --> 00:33:34,165
The prince of the
region silenced his voice.
509
00:33:34,209 --> 00:33:36,126
How did he do that?
510
00:33:38,264 --> 00:33:41,389
Et praeciderunt caput.
511
00:33:42,429 --> 00:33:44,846
(wind howls)
512
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:49,122
(eerie music)
513
00:33:49,124 --> 00:33:52,624
Sie schnitten ihm den Kopf
514
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,626
(eerie music)
515
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,595
(wind howls)
516
00:33:59,361 --> 00:34:03,499
Hanno tagliato la testa.
517
00:34:03,899 --> 00:34:06,399
(eerie music)
518
00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:12,763
They cut his head off.
519
00:34:13,994 --> 00:34:14,827
Oh!
520
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,131
(blade rings)
521
00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:20,178
(loud chop)
522
00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:21,013
Oh.
523
00:34:22,933 --> 00:34:23,766
Oh.
524
00:34:25,031 --> 00:34:27,449
(wind howls)
525
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,184
It's a funny thing,
526
00:34:30,186 --> 00:34:32,769
how men who lived 600 years ago
527
00:34:33,675 --> 00:34:37,259
could comfort a child
long after his death.
528
00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:42,801
We never know how our
actions affect others,
529
00:34:44,177 --> 00:34:46,510
even long after we are dead.
530
00:34:49,107 --> 00:34:53,275
But when I wasn't reading
Zalambur, I was peeling potatoes.
531
00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:56,381
Potatoes?
532
00:34:56,383 --> 00:34:58,217
- Potatoes?
- Potatoes?
533
00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,182
Yeah, potatoes.
534
00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:05,000
Babushka was a bootlegger.
535
00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:09,520
She had a still in the
attic of the orphanage.
536
00:35:09,522 --> 00:35:13,689
She made the children work
with her unholy endeavor.
537
00:35:15,523 --> 00:35:18,690
Now that's what I meant by free labor.
538
00:35:19,553 --> 00:35:22,142
I had to peel the potatoes and the girls
539
00:35:22,144 --> 00:35:25,811
carried them up to the
attic and once again,
540
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,293
a stormy night like this one
541
00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,980
brought the phantom of
bad luck to my side.
542
00:35:36,132 --> 00:35:38,966
(thunder rumbles)
543
00:35:41,788 --> 00:35:44,705
(lightning cracks)
544
00:35:45,968 --> 00:35:48,468
(eerie music)
545
00:35:54,329 --> 00:35:57,162
(thunder rumbles)
546
00:35:58,274 --> 00:36:00,774
(eerie music)
547
00:36:31,978 --> 00:36:34,812
(thunder rumbles)
548
00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:38,311
(eerie music)
549
00:36:52,366 --> 00:36:55,283
(lightning cracks)
550
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,216
(eerie music)
551
00:37:06,989 --> 00:37:10,406
(eerie orchestral music)
552
00:37:24,237 --> 00:37:27,218
(thunder rumbles)
553
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:30,138
(lightning cracks)
554
00:37:32,036 --> 00:37:34,536
(eerie music)
555
00:37:39,803 --> 00:37:42,197
(thunder rumbles)
556
00:37:42,199 --> 00:37:45,116
(lightning cracks)
557
00:37:46,445 --> 00:37:48,945
(eerie music)
558
00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:57,466
(thunder rumbles)
559
00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:02,049
(eerie music)
560
00:38:10,004 --> 00:38:13,337
Two little coffins for two little girls.
561
00:38:14,821 --> 00:38:15,654
How sad.
562
00:38:16,991 --> 00:38:19,030
Of course, Madam Babushka
was right next to
563
00:38:19,032 --> 00:38:21,824
the still when it blew up, so her coffin
564
00:38:21,826 --> 00:38:23,909
was a little bit smaller.
565
00:38:26,615 --> 00:38:29,115
(eerie music)
566
00:38:48,251 --> 00:38:52,047
So I grew up in even the relative comfort
567
00:38:52,049 --> 00:38:55,062
of the orphanage past.
568
00:38:55,064 --> 00:38:57,511
I knocked around for a little while
569
00:38:57,513 --> 00:39:00,497
without any prospects.
570
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,814
No family.
571
00:39:03,202 --> 00:39:04,427
Wealth.
572
00:39:04,435 --> 00:39:07,611
No Ivy League education,
573
00:39:08,778 --> 00:39:10,545
and no future.
574
00:39:11,711 --> 00:39:15,529
But then I caught a break!
575
00:39:16,785 --> 00:39:20,938
Industrialization and
old European imperialism
576
00:39:20,940 --> 00:39:25,057
begat one another and gave birth to war.
577
00:39:26,041 --> 00:39:28,541
(piano music)
578
00:39:33,961 --> 00:39:36,940
(orchestral music)
579
00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:39,913
I was finally going to free myself
580
00:39:39,915 --> 00:39:42,498
from this string of bad luck,
581
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:47,501
to start anew with grand
resolve, strength, and aplomb.
582
00:39:48,738 --> 00:39:52,896
(tango music plays)
583
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:01,262
(tango music ends)
584
00:40:01,469 --> 00:40:04,303
(thunder rumbles)
585
00:40:10,247 --> 00:40:13,563
Now contrary to popular belief,
586
00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:19,280
a military endeavor does not always unwind
587
00:40:19,588 --> 00:40:23,755
without what Von Clauswitz
referred to as friction.
588
00:40:27,582 --> 00:40:29,043
Oh!
589
00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:33,266
Yes, Von Clauselwts.
590
00:40:33,684 --> 00:40:37,851
Yeah, Von Clauselwit.
591
00:40:38,889 --> 00:40:41,542
See, Murphy's Law and
friction are synonymous
592
00:40:41,544 --> 00:40:45,695
just as the detailed
and structured bad plans
593
00:40:46,219 --> 00:40:49,682
become irrelevant post first shot.
594
00:40:49,684 --> 00:40:52,606
So the law of probability tilts
595
00:40:52,608 --> 00:40:55,358
toward the outcome of desolation.
596
00:41:04,465 --> 00:41:06,813
As it would be with all
the current technology
597
00:41:06,815 --> 00:41:09,583
of communications, message runners
598
00:41:09,585 --> 00:41:13,593
were still needed to transfer
information between units.
599
00:41:13,595 --> 00:41:16,742
A single man, alone, with the least amount
600
00:41:16,744 --> 00:41:19,212
of protection had to navigate the terrain
601
00:41:19,214 --> 00:41:23,382
and elements, carrying the
very thoughts of an army.
602
00:41:24,887 --> 00:41:27,632
The very worst position to be in (laughs).
603
00:41:27,634 --> 00:41:31,468
As the law would have
it, this task befell me.
604
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,167
So there I was, alone and vulnerable,
605
00:41:39,725 --> 00:41:43,746
perverse enough, burnt land
which was once a paradise,
606
00:41:43,748 --> 00:41:46,332
back and forth, back and forth,
607
00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:50,186
exposed to all of the dangers and horrors
608
00:41:50,188 --> 00:41:52,828
risen from hell,
609
00:41:52,830 --> 00:41:56,997
the disambiguation of life.
610
00:42:05,776 --> 00:42:09,944
Now (laughs), you may think
that bad luck is interminable.
611
00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:11,985
What's intermble?
612
00:42:14,429 --> 00:42:16,179
It means incessant.
613
00:42:17,765 --> 00:42:18,682
Oh, yeah!
614
00:42:20,077 --> 00:42:23,827
(laughs) Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
615
00:42:28,061 --> 00:42:30,478
(fly buzzes)
616
00:42:32,486 --> 00:42:35,487
(distorted ringing)
617
00:42:36,729 --> 00:42:38,753
One day as I was making my routine route
618
00:42:38,755 --> 00:42:40,922
between military outposts,
619
00:42:42,215 --> 00:42:45,080
I came across the most beautiful sight
620
00:42:45,082 --> 00:42:46,832
that I had ever seen.
621
00:42:47,786 --> 00:42:51,370
(cheerful accordion music)
622
00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:51,226
She was the most prepossessing
and beguiling woman.
623
00:43:52,457 --> 00:43:55,625
She took me in, fed, and comforted me.
624
00:43:56,987 --> 00:44:01,136
We spent all of my free
time that autumn together,
625
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:05,306
eating, drinking, laughing,
and listening to the radio.
626
00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:09,210
(big band music)
627
00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,639
(wind howls)
628
00:45:01,994 --> 00:45:04,577
(rain patters)
629
00:45:07,843 --> 00:45:10,676
(thunder rumbles)
630
00:45:23,876 --> 00:45:25,870
What happened to her?
631
00:45:25,872 --> 00:45:28,289
(wind howls)
632
00:45:29,178 --> 00:45:30,793
The same thing that happens
633
00:45:30,795 --> 00:45:34,212
to everyone who comes in contact with me.
634
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:38,838
(wind howls)
635
00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:43,823
(rain patters)
636
00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,357
(lightning cracks)
637
00:45:45,359 --> 00:45:48,796
That New Years Eve, there
was a terrible storm.
638
00:45:48,798 --> 00:45:52,965
I was able to appropriate a
bottle of champaign from the PX.
639
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:57,334
I thought all of my
bad luck was behind me.
640
00:45:57,336 --> 00:45:58,669
A new beginning.
641
00:45:59,597 --> 00:46:01,887
I finally found love in this world
642
00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:04,139
of torment and tribulation.
643
00:46:04,993 --> 00:46:08,493
(somber orchestral music)
644
00:46:12,613 --> 00:46:15,446
(cork pops)
645
00:46:15,448 --> 00:46:18,366
(lightning cracks)
646
00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:26,163
(wind howls)
647
00:46:26,165 --> 00:46:28,938
GiGi
648
00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:32,155
(wind howls)
649
00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:34,741
(rain patters)
650
00:46:37,426 --> 00:46:40,492
GiGi
651
00:46:40,563 --> 00:46:43,147
(rain patters)
652
00:47:29,272 --> 00:47:31,189
What happened to her?
653
00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:34,953
(rain patters)
654
00:47:57,772 --> 00:48:00,605
(thunder rumbles)
655
00:48:01,994 --> 00:48:05,185
Spring turns to summer,
656
00:48:05,438 --> 00:48:08,722
summer turns to autumn,
657
00:48:08,826 --> 00:48:11,713
and autumn turns to the Ardennes.
658
00:48:11,746 --> 00:48:14,663
(lightning cracks)
659
00:48:19,144 --> 00:48:22,374
(thunder rumbles)
660
00:48:22,376 --> 00:48:24,793
(wind howls)
661
00:48:38,810 --> 00:48:41,728
(orchestral music)
662
00:48:51,004 --> 00:48:53,245
(sighs) Isolation, for some people,
663
00:48:53,247 --> 00:48:55,248
can be maddening.
664
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:59,251
Isolation for me, and
under these circumstances,
665
00:49:00,222 --> 00:49:04,055
forced me to reflect on
the events in my life.
666
00:49:05,016 --> 00:49:07,934
(orchestral music)
667
00:49:51,129 --> 00:49:54,044
What brought me to this place of death?
668
00:49:54,046 --> 00:49:56,086
Would my luck change?
669
00:49:56,088 --> 00:49:59,223
Questions every man ponders,
670
00:49:59,225 --> 00:50:00,558
a common thread.
671
00:50:02,244 --> 00:50:06,161
The apparitions of death
that I saw as a child.
672
00:50:07,431 --> 00:50:08,431
The Banshee.
673
00:50:09,488 --> 00:50:10,801
(thunder rumbles)
674
00:50:10,803 --> 00:50:13,136
Banshee, what's a banshee?
675
00:50:14,324 --> 00:50:17,424
Oh, you don't want to know
676
00:50:17,426 --> 00:50:19,509
about anything like that.
677
00:50:20,565 --> 00:50:22,091
(thunder rumbles)
678
00:50:22,093 --> 00:50:23,638
What's a banshee?
679
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,867
Forget I even mentioned it.
680
00:50:25,869 --> 00:50:30,036
You know, as soon as this storm resides,
681
00:50:30,077 --> 00:50:31,410
you two had best
682
00:50:33,287 --> 00:50:34,413
be on your way.
683
00:50:34,415 --> 00:50:36,332
I think you'll be fine.
684
00:50:37,580 --> 00:50:39,296
Okay, from what?
685
00:50:39,298 --> 00:50:41,741
- What's a banshee?
- What's a banshee?
686
00:50:41,743 --> 00:50:44,576
Oh, you don't want to know about
687
00:50:45,739 --> 00:50:47,528
anything about that.
688
00:50:47,530 --> 00:50:49,683
Forget I even mentioned it.
689
00:50:49,685 --> 00:50:53,768
You two best be on your way.
690
00:50:54,029 --> 00:50:56,214
I think you'll be okay.
691
00:50:56,216 --> 00:50:59,050
(thunder rumbles)
692
00:51:00,581 --> 00:51:03,164
(rain patters)
693
00:51:05,066 --> 00:51:07,983
(lightning cracks)
694
00:51:09,768 --> 00:51:12,388
Gather the children,
695
00:51:12,390 --> 00:51:16,558
proclaim unto them this tale
of death and destruction
696
00:51:18,312 --> 00:51:20,729
from the foul banshee's wail!
697
00:51:22,062 --> 00:51:25,308
(lightning cracks)
698
00:51:25,310 --> 00:51:28,622
(eerie music)
699
00:51:28,624 --> 00:51:31,458
(banshee cackles)
700
00:51:35,806 --> 00:51:38,057
You see, I began to realize
701
00:51:39,352 --> 00:51:42,298
that any time something bad happens,
702
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:46,468
it was always accompanied
by a storm and thunder,
703
00:51:46,787 --> 00:51:49,682
whether it be natural or not.
704
00:51:49,684 --> 00:51:52,267
And then I would hear the wail.
705
00:51:54,991 --> 00:51:58,658
It's the most horrifying
sound in the world.
706
00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:02,334
The wail of the banshee!
707
00:52:03,458 --> 00:52:04,785
(thunder rumbles)
708
00:52:04,787 --> 00:52:06,069
What's that?
709
00:52:06,071 --> 00:52:07,988
A ghost or something.
710
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,133
I don't believe in ghosts.
711
00:52:13,683 --> 00:52:15,319
Neither did anyone else.
712
00:52:15,321 --> 00:52:19,030
At first, even I dismissed
713
00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:22,686
the conclusions of my observations,
714
00:52:22,688 --> 00:52:26,848
but then I began to remember the tales
715
00:52:26,867 --> 00:52:29,693
told me when I was a boy.
716
00:52:29,695 --> 00:52:32,063
The old little stories,
717
00:52:32,065 --> 00:52:34,722
the wail of the banshee
718
00:52:34,724 --> 00:52:38,857
and the accompanying death.
719
00:52:38,987 --> 00:52:41,571
(rain patters)
720
00:52:45,483 --> 00:52:49,617
You see, a banshee is a spirit
721
00:52:49,699 --> 00:52:53,866
that materializes just before
death in an Irish family.
722
00:52:55,795 --> 00:52:58,843
And then I began to remember
723
00:52:58,845 --> 00:53:02,987
the apparitions that I had seen as a boy
724
00:53:02,989 --> 00:53:07,157
and the corresponding
deaths of those around me.
725
00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:10,857
And they were not methodical or random.
726
00:53:10,859 --> 00:53:15,027
They were always accompanied
by some sort of storm.
727
00:53:16,844 --> 00:53:19,177
It was not me she was after.
728
00:53:20,478 --> 00:53:22,812
It was always those near me.
729
00:53:26,027 --> 00:53:28,694
(clears throat)
730
00:53:31,106 --> 00:53:34,356
Then came the next installment of doom.
731
00:53:35,506 --> 00:53:39,524
December 16th, 1944.
732
00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:45,152
The last push of the
Germans, their death throes.
733
00:53:45,444 --> 00:53:49,348
The Battle of the Bulge was about to begin
734
00:53:49,350 --> 00:53:52,851
and I was smack dab, right in front of it.
735
00:53:55,612 --> 00:53:58,529
(percussive music)
736
00:54:56,154 --> 00:54:58,655
(eerie music)
737
00:55:21,545 --> 00:55:24,545
(eerie organ music)
738
00:55:35,442 --> 00:55:38,935
There I was, isolated, alone,
739
00:55:39,812 --> 00:55:42,087
cut off from my lines,
740
00:55:42,753 --> 00:55:45,916
wandering the aftermath
of her wretched spell.
741
00:55:45,918 --> 00:55:48,418
(eerie music)
742
00:56:05,910 --> 00:56:09,894
I was exhausted, sick,
on the verge of death,
743
00:56:09,896 --> 00:56:11,563
looking for shelter.
744
00:56:12,736 --> 00:56:16,625
I collapsed and began to fall asleep,
745
00:56:16,627 --> 00:56:20,794
thinking the world would
be better off without me.
746
00:56:21,758 --> 00:56:24,258
(eerie music)
747
00:57:47,102 --> 00:57:49,582
Happy birthday, Murphy!
748
00:57:49,584 --> 00:57:52,526
(gun bolt clicking)
749
00:57:52,528 --> 00:57:55,202
(German speaking)
750
00:57:55,204 --> 00:57:58,037
(tank engine hums)
751
00:57:58,877 --> 00:58:02,711
(German speaking)
752
00:58:11,005 --> 00:58:13,755
(dramatic music)
753
00:58:20,169 --> 00:58:24,002
(German speaking)
754
00:58:25,209 --> 00:58:26,821
Where is the other?
755
00:58:26,823 --> 00:58:29,573
(dramatic music)
756
00:58:49,468 --> 00:58:52,165
I woke the next morning,
757
00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:55,053
discovered that I had
stumbled into the German
758
00:58:55,055 --> 00:58:59,223
cannon battery, their
last line of defense.
759
00:59:01,254 --> 00:59:02,587
What could I do?
760
00:59:03,423 --> 00:59:04,443
Run?
761
00:59:04,445 --> 00:59:05,279
Stay?
762
00:59:07,019 --> 00:59:10,052
(sighs) And then I realized
763
00:59:10,054 --> 00:59:12,695
what was about to happen.
764
00:59:12,697 --> 00:59:14,197
It all made sense.
765
00:59:16,401 --> 00:59:19,395
The she-devil had brought me there
766
00:59:19,397 --> 00:59:23,565
to bring about the last
throes of destruction.
767
00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:26,378
(dramatic music)
768
00:59:35,201 --> 00:59:38,693
The next storm approached
and there was nothing
769
00:59:38,695 --> 00:59:40,528
I could do to stop it.
770
00:59:43,606 --> 00:59:46,357
(dramatic music)
771
01:00:02,543 --> 01:00:05,460
(percussive music)
772
01:00:36,577 --> 01:00:39,244
(cannons fire)
773
01:00:40,424 --> 01:00:42,417
(loud explosion)
774
01:00:42,419 --> 01:00:45,086
(bombs whistle)
775
01:00:46,757 --> 01:00:48,016
(loud explosion)
776
01:00:48,018 --> 01:00:50,686
(bombs whistle)
777
01:00:52,447 --> 01:00:54,776
(loud explosion)
778
01:00:54,778 --> 01:00:57,446
(bombs whistle)
779
01:00:58,692 --> 01:01:01,009
(truck crashes)
780
01:01:01,011 --> 01:01:03,678
(bombs whistle)
781
01:01:08,651 --> 01:01:11,401
(loud explosion)
782
01:01:16,754 --> 01:01:18,829
(loud explosion)
783
01:01:19,512 --> 01:01:21,388
(body thump)
784
01:01:21,601 --> 01:01:24,268
(bombs whistle)
785
01:01:28,778 --> 01:01:31,528
(loud explosion)
786
01:01:43,869 --> 01:01:46,203
(cannon fires)
787
01:01:56,802 --> 01:01:59,469
(bombs whistle)
788
01:02:10,408 --> 01:02:13,158
(loud explosion)
789
01:02:21,990 --> 01:02:24,824
(banshee cackles)
790
01:02:27,675 --> 01:02:30,092
(wind howls)
791
01:02:32,933 --> 01:02:35,600
(bomb whistles)
792
01:02:36,845 --> 01:02:39,595
(loud explosion)
793
01:02:48,164 --> 01:02:50,832
(bombs whistle)
794
01:02:55,762 --> 01:02:58,513
(tank and tracks)
795
01:03:22,050 --> 01:03:24,383
(gun fires)
796
01:03:25,745 --> 01:03:28,246
(eerie music)
797
01:03:32,578 --> 01:03:35,328
(loud explosion)
798
01:03:41,696 --> 01:03:44,197
(eerie music)
799
01:03:55,087 --> 01:03:56,670
They were all dead.
800
01:03:58,222 --> 01:04:01,056
(thunder rumbles)
801
01:04:11,492 --> 01:04:14,075
(rain patters)
802
01:04:16,544 --> 01:04:17,877
But you lived.
803
01:04:18,719 --> 01:04:20,386
That's not bad luck.
804
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:26,148
Oh yeah, I survived
the first bombardment,
805
01:04:28,596 --> 01:04:32,730
but then the last gun
806
01:04:33,001 --> 01:04:35,548
firing the last shell
807
01:04:35,550 --> 01:04:38,633
of that last battle had my name on it
808
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,833
and I ended up with
809
01:04:43,256 --> 01:04:47,423
a tin plate in my head!
(metal plate clanking)
810
01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:53,237
(rain patters)
811
01:04:55,233 --> 01:04:58,317
(electricity buzzes)
812
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,486
(rain patters)
813
01:05:09,488 --> 01:05:11,988
(loud sawing)
814
01:05:19,205 --> 01:05:22,039
(distorted music)
815
01:05:27,066 --> 01:05:29,817
(big band music)
816
01:05:45,414 --> 01:05:48,247
(thunder rumbles)
817
01:05:54,156 --> 01:05:56,389
(lightning cracks)
818
01:05:56,391 --> 01:05:58,974
(glass clinks)
819
01:06:04,415 --> 01:06:07,239
(glass breaks)
820
01:06:07,306 --> 01:06:09,799
(picture creaks)
821
01:06:09,801 --> 01:06:12,621
You had your chance to leave, boys!
822
01:06:12,623 --> 01:06:15,706
(somber organ music)
823
01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:20,275
But now it's too late!
824
01:06:21,827 --> 01:06:24,328
(eerie music)
825
01:06:27,918 --> 01:06:30,668
(dramatic music)
826
01:06:31,809 --> 01:06:34,893
The she-devil has arrived
and she's come for you!
827
01:06:35,830 --> 01:06:38,747
(lightning cracks)
828
01:06:40,374 --> 01:06:43,124
(dramatic music)
829
01:06:48,034 --> 01:06:50,867
(thunder rumbles)
830
01:06:54,305 --> 01:06:57,056
(dramatic music)
831
01:07:04,025 --> 01:07:07,079
(electricity buzzes)
832
01:07:07,081 --> 01:07:09,914
(banshee cackles)
833
01:07:14,403 --> 01:07:16,903
(moans)
834
01:07:21,821 --> 01:07:24,571
(dramatic music)
835
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:42,647
(train horn blows)
836
01:07:43,704 --> 01:07:46,622
(lightning cracks)
837
01:08:05,561 --> 01:08:08,312
(dramatic music)
838
01:09:03,386 --> 01:09:06,220
(thunder rumbles)
839
01:09:22,770 --> 01:09:25,103
(man gasps)
840
01:09:31,104 --> 01:09:33,687
(rain patters)
841
01:09:42,484 --> 01:09:43,317
No!
842
01:09:45,013 --> 01:09:46,556
No!
843
01:09:46,558 --> 01:09:48,808
(laughter)
844
01:09:50,219 --> 01:09:52,828
(sniffing)
845
01:09:55,537 --> 01:09:57,728
(sniffing)
846
01:09:58,268 --> 01:10:00,340
Okay mister, you're right.
847
01:10:00,342 --> 01:10:02,588
Your life is the worst I've ever heard.
848
01:10:02,855 --> 01:10:04,696
Here.
849
01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:06,105
(loud thud)
850
01:10:06,107 --> 01:10:07,113
It's yours, I don't want it.
851
01:10:07,115 --> 01:10:08,939
I just want to get out of here.
852
01:10:08,941 --> 01:10:10,498
You can have it, you can have it,
853
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:11,331
You can have it!
854
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:12,188
I don't want it,
855
01:10:12,190 --> 01:10:13,763
am I even going to get out of here?
856
01:10:13,765 --> 01:10:15,462
(moans) Oh, okay.
857
01:10:15,464 --> 01:10:17,569
I just want to get out of here.
858
01:10:17,571 --> 01:10:19,904
(man moans)
859
01:10:23,179 --> 01:10:26,051
(loud thud)
860
01:10:26,053 --> 01:10:27,770
(rain patters)
861
01:10:27,772 --> 01:10:29,599
(car engine starts)
862
01:10:29,601 --> 01:10:31,432
(gravel crunches under tires)
863
01:10:31,434 --> 01:10:34,268
(car engine hums)
864
01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:40,474
(rain patters)
865
01:10:55,971 --> 01:10:58,888
(cow bell clanging)
866
01:11:01,075 --> 01:11:03,658
(rain patters)
867
01:11:40,603 --> 01:11:43,020
(fly buzzes)
868
01:11:46,191 --> 01:11:48,691
(water drips)
869
01:11:50,252 --> 01:11:52,836
(rain patters)
870
01:11:56,764 --> 01:11:59,682
(orchestral music)
871
01:12:01,077 --> 01:12:04,660
(cheerful accordion music)
872
01:12:04,663 --> 01:12:09,663
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