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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:03,542 --> 00:02:06,792 I thought I'd been stood up. It wouldn't be the first time. 2 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:09,583 Traffic jam. Someone drove their car off the m1. 3 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:12,750 On purpose? Fucking selfish pricks holding up the commute. 4 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,000 What's wrong with a bottle of aspirin, eh? 5 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:18,208 Mr Coulson? 6 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,875 Repainted last week. No one wants to touch the place. 7 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,417 Agency can't shift it. 8 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:29,125 Oh, I'll check the fuse box. 9 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:38,000 Righty-tighty. I'll give you the greatest hit, shall I? 10 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,250 The neighbor said she heard a shot, then the dog starts barking 11 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:42,750 and then six more shots. 12 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:46,792 Most likely, he's woken up when he's heard the window smash, 13 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:50,583 he's come down the stairs, he's gone to have a look out here, 14 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:54,208 and then he's gone to have another look out the back here. 15 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:58,875 That's when he's discovered the shooter, who ends up there, where you are. 16 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,042 Her arrival makes him panic and that's when the gun goes off. 17 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:08,208 But here's the head-scratcher and it's a fucking doozy. 18 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,208 When he gets shot... 19 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:15,333 he don't fall down. 20 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,417 He just keeps walking. 21 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:22,458 He doesn't drop where he should. He just keeps coming. 22 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,708 Even though he's been shot. 23 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,208 The second shot... 24 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:36,750 hits her in the chest, but she doesn't drop, either. 25 00:03:37,792 --> 00:03:40,875 She comes down a step or two. Third shot hits her in the stomach. 26 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,917 She keeps coming. 27 00:03:43,042 --> 00:03:46,542 Fourth shot hits her in the chest, she still keeps coming. 28 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:50,792 Shots five and six hit him in the abdomen and the shoulder. 29 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:54,750 And then the last shot goes through his head... 30 00:03:56,583 --> 00:04:00,375 up into the ceiling, by which time he's practically on top of him. 31 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,250 And then he drops the gun 32 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:06,542 and he legs it out of the door with the car keys. 33 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,917 - Conversion? - Er, yeah. A starter pistol. 34 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:16,167 And they said the Olympics wouldn't leave a legacy, eh? 35 00:04:16,292 --> 00:04:18,542 - They run at him? - No, no. 36 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,000 It was more of a leisurely stroll. 37 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:24,542 Soco said they came at him at an even pace, 38 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:27,250 even had him in shot. 39 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:30,500 They only finally lay down and died when he left the house. 40 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:36,000 Now, how's it possible for two people to keep walking 41 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:40,667 when they've been shot three times, one of them in the face? 42 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,458 I told you it was a head-scratcher. 43 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:27,000 'We need to go after the property manager.' 44 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:30,667 - 'fuck's sake. What?' - 'Who showed us in. What's his name?' 45 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:35,750 'fuck, er... Coulson. I think. Jesus Christ, it's...' 46 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:39,625 - 'did you get an address?' - 'Fuck's sake!' 47 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:59,500 'the landlord says he hasn't seen him for a week. 48 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:03,875 'Estate agency doesn't know where he is. It's hard enough finding this address. 49 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,250 'No family. Mother dead. Father estranged. Lives abroad. 50 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:11,417 'Employment records practically non-existent. 51 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:15,375 'Trust-fund kid, which explains this place. Almost. 52 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:20,083 'Coulson wasn't managing the building at the times of the murders. 53 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,833 'He only got the job three days after the shooting.' 54 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,833 turns out Michael coulson's quite the colorful character. 55 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:29,208 Been quizzed several times, especially with violent stuff. 56 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:32,792 But nothing's ever stuck. Seems he genuinely never gets involved. 57 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,875 Just hangs around criminals and crime scenes. 58 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,292 I think he talks other people into doing stuff just cos he gets a kick out of it. 59 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:44,083 Then from July last year, he's been seeing a psychiatrist. 60 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:45,792 Dr Helen Fisher. 61 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:50,000 Private sessions about two miles from here. 62 00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:53,250 Think he knows we're onto him? 63 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:57,333 Well, I don't think he's popped out for 20 fags and a wank mag. 64 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:03,500 Yeah, I'll admit this doesn't look brilliant. 65 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:20,583 - Hey, Kath. - Jesus Christ! 66 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:22,875 Chris... 67 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:27,583 - Anyone else know you're here? - Just Jim. 68 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,458 Where have you been? 69 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,042 Up north. 70 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:34,542 Man of fucking mystery, aren't you? 71 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:39,333 What makes you think he's the one? 72 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:44,292 Been linked to similar things before. Obsessed with crime scenes. 73 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:46,500 Means he's a ghoul. 74 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,583 Doesn't mean he's got anything to do with this. 75 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:56,792 He was seeing a psychotherapist called Helen Fisher. 76 00:07:56,917 --> 00:08:00,417 Might be something in Fisher's notes that'll tell us where he is. 77 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:06,875 Go back up north, Chris. 78 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:27,083 'Ok, there's a type of depression, dysthymia. 79 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:30,708 'It's long-term, mild symptoms, but it persists over years.' 80 00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:34,542 so you can pretty much mumble one-word answers for the first session. 81 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,625 'Any day, really.' 82 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:40,458 erm, I... 83 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:44,292 Yeah, no. Er, let me just check. 84 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,875 Erm, yeah, that's fine. 85 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,500 'Er, I don't know. Mid-morning?' 86 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,542 'yeah, what's the address, please?' 87 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:24,167 how are you today? 88 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:27,000 Fine. 89 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:31,042 What do you do for a living, Chris? 90 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:35,458 Could be living off benefits. Maybe your parents are paying for your therapy. 91 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:38,167 Don't have a job. 92 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,708 How was this week for you? 93 00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:47,583 Have you done anything fun? 94 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:49,750 Just shit. 95 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:55,708 Are you on any medication? 96 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:58,792 They were giving out venlafaxine like smarties a while back, 97 00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:01,500 but that might've changed. I can check. 98 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:05,375 Ven... Laflax... Flaxine. Ven... 99 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,625 - Venlafaxine? - Yeah. 100 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,333 - I came off it, though. - Ok. 101 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:17,833 - You take notes? - Yes. 102 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:21,167 Sometimes I'll review them before a session. 103 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,708 Where are they kept? 104 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:26,208 - 'Probably not under lock and key.' - I'm sorry? 105 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,667 But they might be in a different room. 106 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:32,708 - Your notes? - Oh. Over there. 107 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:37,458 But they're very safe. Nothing about you leaves this practice. 108 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,542 Can you tell me what you'd like to get out of these sessions? 109 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,958 I just wanna get better. 110 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:50,208 'There's often no one else there. 111 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:53,542 'Course if someone were to ring the office, 112 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:56,208 'it might get her out of the room for long enough.' 113 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:01,667 you should've stayed up north, Chris. 114 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:12,250 People who suffer from depression often feel they've always felt this way. 115 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,792 Like they're trapped in a cycle. 116 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,250 So, what I'd like to do is... 117 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,667 Excuse me. I'm gonna get that if no one else will. 118 00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:25,000 Sorry. They hung up- 119 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:28,042 why do people do that? 120 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,458 "Mr Coulson presents a vivid convincing case 121 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,750 "that he is a... Manic depressive, 122 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:37,333 "but symptoms may be co-morbid with other..." 123 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,708 Can't read that. "Disorders"? 124 00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:44,958 "As such, I'm not convinced that he is fully bipolar. 125 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:48,708 "I'm treating him as such while keeping open to real pathology." 126 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:51,125 Why would someone pretend to have an illness? 127 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,833 Pots and kettles. 128 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:56,042 "He has expressed interest in other patients. 129 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,958 "Questions about range of conditions patients are said to have. 130 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:03,792 "I feel interest borders on morbidity, especially in light of his history." 131 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,708 Then there's this. 132 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:11,042 "Coulson for m. Suitable subject." 133 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,542 - M? - Morland? 134 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:19,250 I tracked him down. He's retired but still sees patients now and again in his home. 135 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:22,167 Maybe coulson's one of them. 136 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:27,000 Strange word. "Subject." 137 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:30,625 '...for you today. 138 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:36,250 '...people who suffer from depression often feel they've always felt this way. 139 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,542 'Like they're trapped in a cycle.' 140 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:42,833 so, let's go through a typical Chris day, shall we? 141 00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,125 I don't do anything. 142 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:50,792 'You must do something. It's impossible to do nothing.' 143 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,500 fuck! 144 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,625 Fuck! 145 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,792 You've been coming here for over a month now, Chris, but... 146 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:55,667 you can't progress unless you start to share a bit more about yourself. 147 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,833 Is there anyone in your life you have feelings for? 148 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,958 There's a girl. 149 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,958 And I, erm... 150 00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,958 kind of like her I suppose. 151 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,792 How did you meet her? 152 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,583 We met at a university up north. 153 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,125 I was older... Well, I am older than her. 154 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,083 And she was in her... first year. 155 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,167 And I didn't finish. I-i-i dropped out. 156 00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:50,500 And I was just hanging round university, going to the bar. 157 00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:55,375 - Did you go out? - No. 158 00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,667 No, she... 159 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,208 She went outwith a friend of mine, Jim. 160 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,417 So that's, that's how I met her. 161 00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,292 Have you kept in touch with her? 162 00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,708 'No, not, not really.' 163 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:14,542 I mean, I sometimes go over to sort of that part of town 164 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:18,417 because it's... it's, it's near where I live anyway, so... 165 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,083 What's she called? 166 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,875 Kathleen. 167 00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,583 Her name's Kathleen. 168 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,833 Timing! Got a light? 169 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:58,792 Here you are. 170 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,792 Can I have a draw on that? 171 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,625 - Er... - Wanna share some? 172 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,167 Erm... 173 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,000 I-I can't cos it's, er... It's just that it's... 174 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:20,125 Sorry, it's my last, it's my last little bit, so, erm... 175 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,292 So I haven't got much... 176 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:29,542 I haven't got much left, so... 177 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,792 - I only want a little bit. - Er... 178 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:16,500 'Hi, mum. Yeah. Yeah, good.' 179 00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:21,625 'yeah, actually, it's Ok. Going well.' 180 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:28,333 hmm. It's a, er... psychotherapist. It's not a psychiatrist. Yeah. 181 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:31,500 'A she. She... it's a... 182 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:33,875 'Yeah, it's, it's a woman. 183 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:38,375 'Yeah, well, you know, just... Just about stuff.' 184 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:46,542 hello, mate. Happy... Fucking hell! Jesus, mate! 185 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,458 I should've brought my hazard suit. Christ, honestly. 186 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:52,750 Open a window now and again. Give the rats a fighting chance. 187 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:56,542 - I'm kidding. How are you, man? - Er, good. 188 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,917 Look at this. The booze man cometh. 189 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:03,250 All unwanted samples from work. What is your poisson? 190 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:07,250 We got, er... Whisky, ouzo, vodka. 191 00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:10,000 What the fuck is this stuff? Here you are. 192 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:13,333 - That's for you. - Cheers. 193 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,042 Overflowing with gratitude as ever, I see. 194 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:19,292 Right, I can't stay. How's your, erm...? 195 00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,583 Oh, yeah, yeah, good. It's better. 196 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,750 Running. Seriously, mate, it works. 197 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,542 Endorphins. Get yourself a good woman. 198 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:30,292 Or even better, get yourself a bad woman. Yeah? 199 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:33,208 - All right, man. - How's Kathleen? 200 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,417 Yeah, she's good, yeah. We're good. 201 00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:40,417 I mean, we've had a few problems, but, yeah... 202 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,000 Yeah, it's good. 203 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,417 - Drinks soon, yeah? - Yeah. 204 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,208 Get up! 205 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,125 - Ta-ra. - See you, Jim. 206 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,750 'What do you think about when you're walking?' 207 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:57,125 'just, er... daydreams and stuff. 208 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,500 'Dreaming I'm someone else.' 209 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,542 who are you in your dreams? 210 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,917 A policeman. 211 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,125 Like a-a... 212 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,625 Like a police detective. 213 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,500 Is that something you would've liked to have done? 214 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,333 Yeah. Yeah, I suppose. 215 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,667 And what have you done? For a living, I mean? 216 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,292 Bits and pieces. 217 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:31,417 Catering and... Signing on at the moment. 218 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,167 But in your daydreams you're... 219 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,042 someone more exciting. 220 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:39,833 It's like I'm a policeman. 221 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:44,500 And I've taken the blame for something. Something wrong someone else has done. 222 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:48,708 So I-I-I'm off the force, but I... 223 00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:53,208 still s-solve crimes. 224 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:57,500 It's really detailed in some ways and really vague in others. 225 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,250 Dreams are like that. 226 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:05,167 Daydreams, too. 227 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,292 Chris! 228 00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:27,625 Chris. Hey! 229 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,292 - Hi. - That's so funny. 230 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,583 That's, like, the second time in this park. 231 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:36,125 What are you doing? You're not a kiddie-Fiddler, are you? 232 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:39,417 Are you out on your morning rounds? 233 00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:42,583 No, no. I come, er... I come here a lot. 234 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,542 - Do you? - Yeah. 235 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:47,042 Don't you live three miles away or something? 236 00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:50,417 Mm... how's work? 237 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:54,583 Erm, it's good, yeah. I've changed schools. 238 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,500 So it's... It's better. It's slightly better, yeah. 239 00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,167 How about you? 240 00:22:59,292 --> 00:23:03,500 Oh, you know, I'm, I'm... er, in between things. 241 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:09,125 Is that the same bracelet you had at uni? 242 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:14,000 Yeah, it is. What a strange thing to remember. 243 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:30,083 Oh, I should get going. 244 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,542 - It's good to see you. - And you. Definitely. 245 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:35,125 - I'll see you soon. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 246 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,458 Fuck! 247 00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:54,167 'Sometimes I daydream that I'm undercover in real life. 248 00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:59,625 'Like when I'm here, I pretend I'm undercover, 249 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,667 'and it's part of an investigation, you know? 250 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:10,333 'When I'm walking I... I pretend that I'm trailing someone 251 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:12,458 'and it's part of a case. 252 00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,500 'It's harmless, I think. 253 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:22,625 'I-I-I know it sounds weird, but I, erm... 254 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:26,292 'I should probably stop.' 255 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:33,000 ls Kathleen in these daydreams? 256 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:36,875 Yeah, she's like a profiler, like a psychological profiler, 257 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,167 like forensics. 258 00:24:39,292 --> 00:24:43,333 Yeah. I mean, in real life, she's a teacher. 259 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:46,625 Anyway, she's, she's really smart, so it suits her. 260 00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:51,500 What about other people? Like Jim? 261 00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:56,417 Yeah, sometimes he's... I mean, he's another cop. 262 00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:59,667 But in real life he works for a drinks company. 263 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:08,542 Erm, I-I know it's not real. 264 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:12,917 I mean, it-it's nice, but... I know it's not real. 265 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:13,333 Hello, old chap. 266 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,042 If I was a suspicious fellow, I'd say you were following me. 267 00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:22,333 Er, no. I... Well, I just... 268 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:26,375 Er, I've just seen you at the therapy center a couple of times. 269 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,083 I just thought I'd say hello. 270 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:31,000 So you followed me halfway across London? 271 00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:35,625 Er, I'm... yeah, I'm really... I'm really sorry. Really, really sorry. 272 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:39,833 Well, it's comforting to know I'm not the nuttiest person in there. 273 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,750 I can... erm... yeah. Er... 274 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:46,333 - I-i-i better go. S-s-sorry again. - Hey, what's your name? 275 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:47,917 Er... 276 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,750 - It's Chris. - Well, Chris... 277 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:54,000 Why don't we grab a coffee? You can pay. 278 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:56,625 Make up for the whole, you know... Stalking thing. 279 00:27:56,750 --> 00:28:00,000 - No, l-l-l better... - Buy me a coffee or I'll call the police. 280 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,750 Great. 281 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:11,042 My name's Michael, by the way. Michael Coulson. 282 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:14,667 Come on. 283 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:19,250 'Been to over a dozen therapists. 284 00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:22,875 'Each of them trying to find the exact nature of the problem. 285 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,208 'Outsmarted them all, of course.' 286 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:28,542 yeah, we're all in hell. 287 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:32,333 Some of us just don't remember why we've been put there. 288 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:34,542 There's more to her than meets the eye. 289 00:28:34,667 --> 00:28:36,125 - Who? - Fisher. 290 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,000 Not exactly clear what's going on, but, er... 291 00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:43,500 Let's just say she's not exactly disinterested in her patients. 292 00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:47,292 You know, she wants me to see another therapist? It's most odd. 293 00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:51,208 Says we'll be the perfect fit. Very insistent. Won't let it drop. 294 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:53,833 - Well, are you gonna go? - Yeah, probably. 295 00:28:53,958 --> 00:28:56,583 Just out of curiosity more than anything else. 296 00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:59,458 See who this super psychologist is. 297 00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:03,625 What's his name, the other therapist? 298 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:07,958 Morland. Alexander Morland. 299 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,250 It's quite a grandiose name, isn't it? 300 00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:15,042 Right, let's go back to Waterloo. 301 00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:17,958 - What line do you need? - Er, northern. 302 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:21,208 Oh, Christ. Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. 303 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,792 I'll get us a cab. I'll pay. Come on. 304 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:27,917 'I'm really sorry, Chris.' 305 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,875 I've just found out that I've got... 306 00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:35,375 I'm ill. 307 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:40,833 It's quite serious, I'm afraid, so I'm gonna have to take some time off. 308 00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:45,750 I'd like to recommend another person you might consider seeing. 309 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:53,000 It will give you continuity. You wouldn't feel like you were starting from nothing. 310 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,625 Christopher... 311 00:29:57,417 --> 00:30:00,167 I think we've made a lot of progress. 312 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:04,583 This doctor's called Morland. 313 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:06,625 Dr Alex Morland. 314 00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:13,000 When we study to become psychotherapists, we have to undergo therapy ourselves. 315 00:30:14,125 --> 00:30:16,292 It's part of our training. 316 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:19,542 And Alex, Dr Morland... 317 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:22,458 he was my therapist. 318 00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:26,542 Christopher? 319 00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:31,042 Will you consider it'? 320 00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:50,917 'She says he's right for both of us. Does that strike you as odd?' 321 00:30:51,042 --> 00:30:55,125 I just think she wants someone else to pick up where she left off. 322 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,333 Oh! That's a lot of pills. 323 00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:58,875 Oh. Yeah. 324 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,250 I should, er... I should become a dealer. 325 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:06,750 Well, it struck me as odd. Very odd. 326 00:31:09,458 --> 00:31:12,333 Oh, I, er... I was there, you know. 327 00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:14,958 At Morland's. Two days ago. 328 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:19,000 I won't say any more. I want to hear your first impressions. 329 00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:20,583 Chin-chin. 330 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,542 Trousers down for half a crown! 331 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:16,375 Christopher? Come in, come in. 332 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:20,125 Let me take your coat. 333 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:23,875 Usually, my man would be here to take it, but he's on his annual day off. 334 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,583 Did you get here Ok? 335 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:28,500 Er, yeah, sorry. I was delayed, the... The train was... 336 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:31,083 Nationalize the whole bloody thing, I say! 337 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:33,292 Come up to my lair. 338 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:40,167 Sorry. Place is a bloody mess. 339 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:43,833 Sign of a creative mind. Or a lazy sod. 340 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:46,917 Ah... please, sit, sit. 341 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:52,208 Now, just because we're plumbing the depths of the unconscious mind, 342 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:55,208 doesn't mean we can't have a cup of tea or coffee? 343 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:57,500 Er... tea, please. 344 00:32:58,292 --> 00:33:02,250 Normal tea or some sort of gay tea? We've got the lot. 345 00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:04,625 - Er, normal, thanks. - Coming up. 346 00:33:23,917 --> 00:33:26,708 There you go. Nectar of the gods. 347 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:30,875 Now, then... how are you? 348 00:33:31,917 --> 00:33:33,500 Er... yeah. Fine. 349 00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:35,958 It's good of you to come out here to the sticks. 350 00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:39,583 You'll find I have a bit of a different approach to Dr Fisher. 351 00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:43,208 I don't believe in all this awkward silence stuff, you see. 352 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,833 If you don't say anything, I will. 353 00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:49,500 Most people start talking sooner or later just to shut me up. 354 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:53,667 Did you notice the books? Seriously, he is into some weird shit. 355 00:33:53,792 --> 00:33:55,500 Mm-hm. 356 00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:57,292 Magic. The occult. Weird science. 357 00:33:57,417 --> 00:34:01,625 The bottle. There is a bottle. Ask him about the bottle. Seriously, weird stuff. 358 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:04,250 Talking of bottles... Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah! 359 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:08,542 One more. One more? One each. Now, I-I-I've been tinkering and... 360 00:34:08,667 --> 00:34:12,708 You know, just researching online, and all this stuff that Morland's into, 361 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:15,667 anthropology, maths, magic, it's all linked, all linked. 362 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:19,458 - Mm, come to this thing tonight. - Ah, nah. I-I-l don't... 363 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:21,250 - Come on! Come to this thing! - No. 364 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:24,708 There's some really interesting people I'd like you to meet. 365 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,500 You'll get on like a house on fire. 366 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:33,042 And it was run by the CIA and the FBI. 367 00:34:33,167 --> 00:34:36,208 Wiretapping, infiltration, brainwashing... 368 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:38,458 Don't talk to Danny. He'll fry your brain. 369 00:34:38,583 --> 00:34:41,833 This isn't some bullshit, mind you, like the Illuminati, 370 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,708 or lizard men at the south pole... 371 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:56,667 civil rights movement, black panthers, anti-Vietnam... 372 00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:11,292 It's heavy. It's like a child's body. 373 00:35:11,417 --> 00:35:14,875 A fat child. It's all in fifties. 374 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,792 Course, I'm 19, right? I got no brains. 375 00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:23,000 I don't think to get a cab over to Gav's. I get on the tube. 376 00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:24,792 Fucking hell. 377 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:28,708 I'm sat on the tube with enough money to buy a fucking house. 378 00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:33,000 Anyway, Gav's got this money counter 379 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:36,208 off a mate's dad who owns a furniture store. 380 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:39,000 There's 300 rolls of cash. 381 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,208 It takes about an hour cos the thing keeps jamming. 382 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,500 And we get to the end... 383 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,250 - and it's under. - Fucking hell. 384 00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:53,500 So we go again, of course. Takes another hour. 385 00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:58,000 We have to iron the fucking money with Gav's mum's iron. Yeah? 386 00:36:00,417 --> 00:36:03,917 - And it's still under. - What happens if it's not all there? 387 00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:09,250 - It has to be there. - Yeah, but... what happens? 388 00:36:10,542 --> 00:36:12,083 It has to be there. 389 00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:14,958 But how does it benefit them to beat you up 390 00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:18,083 or worse if it's not...? 391 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,583 It has to fucking be there! 392 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:26,000 So the machine's fucked, we'll have to count it by hand. 393 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:27,833 We've got a wrap of speed on us. 394 00:36:27,958 --> 00:36:31,833 And, I don't know, hours later, the sun's coming up, 395 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:34,333 our fingers and wrists are fucking killing us. 396 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:38,250 We can't see straight, we're grinding our teeth, we're crying. 397 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:41,667 We're laughing hysterically at nothing. 398 00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:46,083 We're tapping our toes to the banging of the fucking central heating. 399 00:36:46,208 --> 00:36:48,750 And it's still under. 400 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:53,958 So what do we do? Do we run? Where do we go? 401 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:57,833 I mean, we seriously entertained going down to the south of France. 402 00:36:59,292 --> 00:37:03,833 I go to the toilet... Put some water on my face. 403 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:10,333 And I come back, and I find Gav on his knees. 404 00:37:13,542 --> 00:37:15,375 And he's... 405 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,583 He's praying- 406 00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:21,250 so I'm about to fuck off, leave him to it. 407 00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:24,500 And then I think... 408 00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:27,250 fuck it. 409 00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:31,958 What have I got to lose? 410 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:40,792 So we're both knelt on the floor, all this ironed cash lying around, 411 00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:44,083 and we're fucking praying to god knows who. 412 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:47,708 God? Allah? Buddha? 413 00:37:49,042 --> 00:37:51,917 Satan? Odin? Zeus? 414 00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:54,708 Any cunt that will fucking listen. 415 00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:58,708 The following morning, we agreed to go round there, 416 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:03,833 just come straight out with it and hope he sees in our eyes that it wasn't us. 417 00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:07,333 So we go over, we show him round the back of the club, 418 00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:12,000 and, hill... I will never forget this for as long as I live... 419 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:16,750 He's watering potted plants listening to radio 2, barely looks at us. 420 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:19,417 I give the bag over to his neanderthal... 421 00:38:22,042 --> 00:38:25,500 and we totally fucking chicken out about telling him. 422 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:34,000 For two days, we sat in Gav's flat staring into space, 423 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:37,708 waiting for the hammer to fall. 424 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,167 A week later... 425 00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:45,583 hill and the rest of the gang went down. 426 00:38:48,417 --> 00:38:50,500 For life. 427 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:55,417 Now, I don't care what anyone fucking says. 428 00:38:57,542 --> 00:38:59,833 Somebody heard us. 429 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:10,333 Anyone else got any stories? 430 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:22,167 How do you know you're not really an undercover cop? 431 00:39:22,292 --> 00:39:24,333 S-s-sorry. What? 432 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:29,917 How do you know if they haven't messed with your head somehow 433 00:39:30,042 --> 00:39:34,375 and you really are an undercover cop, but you think you're a normal person? 434 00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:37,500 S-s-s... who? 435 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:41,458 Hypnosis. Implanted memories. Shrinks, man, they're head-shrinkers. 436 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:45,333 - How do you know about that? - Cos you told me you went to a shrink. 437 00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:48,625 And you fantasize about being an undercover cop. 438 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:50,708 Fucking hell, I thought I was stoned. 439 00:39:50,833 --> 00:39:52,750 Have you been talking to...? Where's Michael? 440 00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:56,708 What I'm saying is, what if you really are an undercover cop? 441 00:39:56,833 --> 00:40:00,417 You're just imagining that you're a normal person. 442 00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:04,875 You went in too deep and they flipped you and now you can't get out. 443 00:42:04,542 --> 00:42:06,417 Hiya. 444 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,375 I'm Maria, by the way. 445 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,875 Hi. 446 00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:16,500 Thanks. 447 00:42:26,542 --> 00:42:29,667 Do I have to write my number on my forehead? 448 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:33,125 No. Sorry. 449 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:36,542 Right... 450 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:56,542 - What's that? - Hm? 451 00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:59,167 Ah, that? 452 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:04,917 That is a Klein bottle. 453 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:08,875 Yes, yes. Lovely object. 454 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,875 It has a non-orientable surface. 455 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,333 A closed manifold. 456 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:18,417 Plain English: It's got no inside or outside. 457 00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:22,042 Look, if you go in a straight line and keep going, 458 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:25,750 you end up on the opposite side of the glass from where you were. 459 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:31,250 The outside becomes the inside, and the inside becomes the outside. 460 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:35,875 Of course, a real one can only exist in four dimensions. 461 00:43:36,625 --> 00:43:40,125 It's like a bottle version of a mébius strip. 462 00:43:41,667 --> 00:43:45,042 Oh, Christ. Well, we'll start there. 463 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,750 Look, you tear off a strip of paper. 464 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:51,708 Twist it. 465 00:43:52,417 --> 00:43:56,333 And if you start on one side and keep going, 466 00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:58,583 you end up on the other side. 467 00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:02,208 Imagine an ant wandering along the strip. 468 00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:05,292 He'd end up back where he started, 469 00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:09,458 without ever crossing an edge or turning back. 470 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:11,750 Pretty weird for the ant. 471 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:17,292 A bit like the ouroboros, which goes back to the Egyptians. 472 00:44:17,417 --> 00:44:20,042 Then the medieval alchemists made it their own. 473 00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:24,500 Then it was jung's favorite, the eternal return, and all that. 474 00:44:25,042 --> 00:44:28,458 You'll find I'm quite open to woolly ideas. 475 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:31,333 Not a bad trait for a psychotherapist, I think. 476 00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:34,958 - What's that? - Hm? Oh, that? 477 00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:38,500 That's a Sigil. It's a magical symbol. 478 00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:41,292 I've had it so long, I don't even notice it. 479 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:43,875 You write down a wish or a desire, 480 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000 then combine the letters into a symbol. 481 00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:49,417 It's supposed to make the wish come true. 482 00:44:49,542 --> 00:44:52,750 I made it when I had... I had a bit of a health scare. 483 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:55,083 Oh, a decade ago now. 484 00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:57,333 And I'm still here. 485 00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,917 It'd be tempting fate to take it down. 486 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:04,208 Ah, who knows? Looks nice, though, doesn't it'? 487 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:22,417 'Chris, don't go to Morland. He's dangerous. 488 00:45:22,542 --> 00:45:26,083 'Look, come over. I'll explain, Ok? Yeah, come over.' 489 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:43,667 'this is Michael Coulson. You know what to do.' 490 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:07,583 right, let's get out of here, shall we? 491 00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:10,792 Well, we're not getting anywhere sat here, are we? 492 00:46:10,917 --> 00:46:13,083 Come on. 493 00:46:22,667 --> 00:46:25,417 Getting better is a creative process. 494 00:46:25,542 --> 00:46:29,083 It doesn't do to keep banging your head against the wall for too long. 495 00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:33,208 It's not scientific. Not in the modern sense, anyway. 496 00:46:35,083 --> 00:46:38,458 Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against rationalism. 497 00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,250 When I get on a plane, 498 00:46:40,375 --> 00:46:43,667 I hope to bloody god the engineers are rationalists. 499 00:46:43,792 --> 00:46:47,583 But this, what we're doing, trying to get you better... 500 00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:51,750 that's alchemy. 501 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,750 Mind your step. 502 00:47:00,917 --> 00:47:03,958 Right here, where we stand right now, 503 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:07,125 is the center of the magical world. 504 00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:09,375 Of course, that's true of anywhere. 505 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:12,292 But right in this clearing, a few years back, 506 00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:16,250 they found a witch bottle, 17th century probably. 507 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:19,500 It had a heart with a nail in it. 508 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:25,042 William Blake wrote "the book of Thel" about, oh, 30 miles that way. 509 00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:30,958 John Dee practiced alchemy about 100 miles that way, 500 years back. 510 00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:35,917 And in woods very like these, the new forest, 1940, 511 00:47:36,042 --> 00:47:40,083 Gerald Gardner and a coven of witches, the good kind, 512 00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:44,042 performed a ritual to stop Hitler invading. 513 00:47:44,167 --> 00:47:46,333 They stripped naked, danced, 514 00:47:46,458 --> 00:47:51,167 and chanted, "you cannot cross the sea! You cannot come!" 515 00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:54,042 It worked. 516 00:47:54,167 --> 00:47:56,375 Well, it worked for them. 517 00:47:56,500 --> 00:48:01,667 Made them feel better about how the war was going and their place in it. 518 00:48:01,792 --> 00:48:05,583 Who knows? Maybe it really did work. 519 00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,792 He never did come, did he? 520 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:10,667 Come on. 521 00:48:11,542 --> 00:48:13,375 Schnell. 522 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:16,375 A lot of what I do is trying to distract you, 523 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,708 rather like a stage magician. 524 00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:22,083 Only, the rabbit I'm trying to pull from the hat 525 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:24,500 is the solution to your depression. 526 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,625 That's what we have to crack with you, Christopher. 527 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:32,250 You have to believe you can get better. 528 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:36,417 Come on. Tea. 529 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,750 '- This is Michael Coulson. - You know what to do.' 530 00:48:47,167 --> 00:48:49,417 'either you tell me what's bothering you 531 00:48:49,542 --> 00:48:53,250 'or I'm going to start banging on about alchemy and maths again.' 532 00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:56,208 'Idon't know what else to say. I've told you everything.' 533 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:59,583 it's not about that. It's not about that. 534 00:48:59,708 --> 00:49:02,000 Look, ll“ do you know what? I'm too tired. 535 00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:06,375 I'm too tired. I can't do this right now. 536 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,875 Really. 537 00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:11,542 'What is this thing that's making you so unhappy?' 538 00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:14,375 'it's depression. It's clinical depression.' 539 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:17,083 - that's just a name. Pick another one. - What? 540 00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:20,542 Call it Derek or Tony. Or Mary if you want. Just name it. 541 00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:24,042 But it had better do it justice, so maybe not a normal Christian name, 542 00:49:24,167 --> 00:49:25,833 but give it a name. 543 00:49:25,958 --> 00:49:27,875 I-I-I... I can't. It's... 544 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,833 "Clinical depression" is someone else's name. Give it your own name. 545 00:49:30,958 --> 00:49:32,875 This is stupid. 546 00:49:34,042 --> 00:49:38,625 You call it "clinical depression", you're locked into seeing it that way. 547 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,167 So call it something else. 548 00:49:40,292 --> 00:49:44,042 Give yourself a chance to look at it from another perspective. 549 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:48,375 You said you were interested in magic. 550 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,708 Well, that's all magicians are doing. 551 00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:53,125 When a magician raises a demon or an angel, 552 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:55,250 it may only be real in his head, 553 00:49:55,375 --> 00:50:00,125 but if it's real to him, it may as well be real, full stop. 554 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:03,167 If he makes it into something tangible, 555 00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:05,875 then he can deal with what it represents. 556 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,542 It's the process that matters. 557 00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:14,708 We're trying to raise up whatever it is that's got you in its grip, 558 00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,917 so we can deal with it. 559 00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:25,708 Let's have another brew. 560 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:25,750 'I know what it's called. I know its name. 561 00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:29,583 'The ghoul.' 562 00:51:37,208 --> 00:51:39,458 can you describe it? 563 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:42,125 It... it... 564 00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:47,167 It comes out and I... I can't get rid of it. 565 00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:52,417 It can be anywhere it wants to be. 566 00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:58,208 And it... 567 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,708 It hollows you out and it... 568 00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:05,250 clings to you. 569 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,958 Other people can see it. 570 00:52:10,083 --> 00:52:13,417 They see it on you and they're frightened to come near 571 00:52:13,542 --> 00:52:17,625 in case it leaps off you and onto them. 572 00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,833 So they stay away. 573 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:30,000 And... that's what it wants. 574 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,625 Is it here now? 575 00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:46,458 Does it know I'm here? 576 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:54,333 Does it want me to be here? 577 00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:58,833 It needs me to be alone. 578 00:53:06,667 --> 00:53:09,083 But you're not alone, Chris. 579 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:11,917 You may feel like it, but you're not. 580 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:18,292 It hasn't beaten you yet, Christopher. 581 00:53:21,292 --> 00:53:24,417 And it's been trying for years. 582 00:54:58,292 --> 00:55:01,542 Sorry, Chris. 583 00:55:01,667 --> 00:55:05,208 - It's so embarrassing. - It's Ok. Don't worry. It's fine. 584 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:08,667 I didn't expect to cry my fucking eyes out. 585 00:55:10,292 --> 00:55:13,958 He's such a f-f-f... fucking arsehole. 586 00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:16,167 Yeah. 587 00:55:16,292 --> 00:55:19,417 Sorry, Chris. 588 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:22,292 - It's fine. - I'm sorry. I'm really embarrassed. 589 00:55:22,417 --> 00:55:25,333 Don't worry. It's fi... it's fine. 590 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,583 - Please don't worry. - Thanks. 591 00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:29,917 Really. Thank you. 592 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:33,083 Ok... 593 00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:36,542 That's, that's fine. 594 00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:43,125 I... I probably best get going. 595 00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:48,542 I'll... yeah, I'll just... 596 00:56:12,667 --> 00:56:14,875 They're gods, they're gods... 597 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:23,083 Come in, come in, come in. 598 00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:26,417 I've been working very hard. I've been working very hard. 599 00:56:26,542 --> 00:56:31,500 And I-I-I've worked it out, Morland and Fisher's plan, their purpose. 600 00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:33,625 But there's a lot of work to do. 601 00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:37,833 People with vulnerable minds, and they'll go one by one through their patients 602 00:56:37,958 --> 00:56:40,750 until they find the right one. One by one by one by one! 603 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:45,125 And Morland, the stuff he's into, magic, the occult and mathematics, 604 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,958 loops, circles, cycles, origins of consciousness, 605 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:49,708 he's been studying this for years. 606 00:56:49,833 --> 00:56:52,125 Hang on, I've got something. 607 00:56:58,083 --> 00:57:01,042 Fisher's job, her plan, her purpose... 608 00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:05,167 S-s-she plans and she picks the patients. 609 00:57:05,292 --> 00:57:07,500 If you believe something, it might as well be real! 610 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:12,167 They believe that they can create a loop inside a person's mind. 611 00:57:12,292 --> 00:57:15,750 They can live inside the loop! They can move and they can change! 612 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:19,625 Fisher is dying. Fisher's got cancer. He hasn't got long. He's old. 613 00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:22,917 What they're planning to do is prolong their life. 614 00:57:23,042 --> 00:57:25,750 No one believes that he's a sorcerer. 615 00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:29,458 And Fisher, her job, overall, is a protégée. 616 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:32,458 A pupil procurer that procures patients! 617 00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:35,583 What they're doing is creating a universe of the mind! 618 00:57:35,708 --> 00:57:38,333 - Basically, they're gods. They are gods! - Stop! 619 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:40,333 They are gods. They are gods. 620 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:41,958 They are gods! 621 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,833 'Oh, god. It just sounds so alarming.' 622 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:54,375 - horrible to see someone so unhappy. - Yeah. 623 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:01,708 What about you? 624 00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:04,583 Well, you were so unhappy a while back. 625 00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,958 I don't know. I'm getting there. 626 00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,250 Oh, I should've seen it coming. 627 00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:15,667 It's not the first time. 628 00:58:16,417 --> 00:58:19,667 He's strayed a couple of times since uni. 629 00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:24,083 I loved Manchester, you know. 630 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:30,083 I went back to visit a couple of months back. 631 00:58:30,208 --> 00:58:36,083 And just driving up the motorway, seeing signs to the north, 632 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:38,917 it felt so good. 633 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,292 I don't think I'll stay in London much longer. 634 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:50,625 I-I'd like it if you stayed. 635 00:58:55,292 --> 00:58:57,417 Is, er... is that a new dress? 636 00:58:58,583 --> 00:59:01,083 Yeah, it is, actually. Do you like it? 637 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,083 - Yeah. - L... 638 00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:05,333 Dunno. I might take it back. 639 00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:11,500 I've got this, erm... tag gun. You know like they have in the shop? 640 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:14,792 If you change your mind, you just stick the tag back in the dress. 641 00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:16,792 You just take it back, no questions asked. 642 00:59:16,917 --> 00:59:18,375 - That's crafty. - I know. 643 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:23,042 Are you sure you should be in charge of children? You're like a super villain. 644 00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:39,125 'You seem better.' 645 00:59:40,417 --> 00:59:42,292 'yeah.' 646 00:59:42,417 --> 00:59:45,000 'you were in a bad way when we first met.' 647 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,708 I was in hell. 648 00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:51,875 Is that how it felt? 649 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,750 We're all in hell. We just can't remember how we got here. 650 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,167 - Where did you hear that? - Sorry? 651 01:00:00,292 --> 01:00:02,833 That phrase. What you just said. 652 01:00:04,292 --> 01:00:06,708 Someone just said it once. 653 01:00:06,833 --> 01:00:09,625 This friend of yours, who's having a breakdown, 654 01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:12,417 is it Michael Coulson? 655 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:14,625 No. Yeah, y-y-yeah. 656 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:18,500 Christopher, how long have you been friends with Michael Coulson? 657 01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:20,833 I-I don't know. I just... 658 01:00:20,958 --> 01:00:23,875 - We just met after a session once. Why? - Christopher... 659 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,667 It's very important that you don't have anything to do with Michael Coulson. 660 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,292 Look, l-I-l know he's manic depressive, but... 661 01:00:31,417 --> 01:00:33,083 - Christopher... - He's fine... 662 01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:37,000 Michael Coulson is not a manic depressive. He's dangerous. 663 01:00:37,125 --> 01:00:41,417 - I-I've seen his medicine. - Oh, have you seen the bottles? 664 01:00:41,542 --> 01:00:44,042 - Seen the labels on the bottles? - No. I-l didn't. 665 01:00:44,167 --> 01:00:48,250 Would you know what medication someone with bipolar disorder takes anyway? 666 01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:54,958 Christopher, 667 01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:59,083 sometimes you encounter a person who is bad for you to be around. 668 01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:03,000 Michael Coulson is one of those people for you. 669 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:04,458 I-I don't understand. 670 01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:07,333 You know I can't share information about a patient, 671 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:10,583 but I must tell you Michael Coulson is not... 672 01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:18,125 He's very adept at putting ideas in people's heads. 673 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:22,292 You must promise me that you'll stay away from him. 674 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:28,583 Christopher? 675 01:01:35,167 --> 01:01:36,625 That's enough for today. 676 01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:21,042 What is this place? 677 01:02:21,917 --> 01:02:24,625 Sometimes I work in property management. 678 01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:27,333 It's quite interesting. All these "Mary Celeste" houses. 679 01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:29,542 Places where people have died. 680 01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:34,125 Sometimes Tommy needs somewhere for one of his mysterious bags. 681 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,500 They come in quite useful. 682 01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,542 You know Morland and Fisher are working together? 683 01:02:39,667 --> 01:02:41,792 - Michael... - No, no, no, Christopher... 684 01:02:41,917 --> 01:02:45,583 I'm not low, I'm not manic. I can see clearly. 685 01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:50,875 They're trying to get inside your head and they'll drop you if they can't use you. 686 01:02:52,875 --> 01:02:56,792 Fisher's out there now looking for someone more susceptible. 687 01:02:56,917 --> 01:03:01,167 At first, they thought it was you, but... Now they realize that you're strong, 688 01:03:01,292 --> 01:03:03,375 they're gonna drop you. 689 01:03:05,167 --> 01:03:07,625 Something needs to be done about them. 690 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,542 I am sorry, Christopher. 691 01:03:20,667 --> 01:03:24,583 I've had some... Some bad news. 692 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,917 I know this is a tough time for you, too. 693 01:03:32,833 --> 01:03:35,917 But I'm gonna have to take some time off. 694 01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:44,292 A colleague... 695 01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:47,833 actually a close friend of mine... 696 01:03:48,875 --> 01:03:50,750 is very ill. 697 01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:53,250 Cancer. 698 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:56,708 This course of treatment lasts three weeks. 699 01:03:57,917 --> 01:04:00,833 My friend will need some rest after that. 700 01:04:06,917 --> 01:04:10,042 It's been good to get to know you, Christopher. 701 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,417 'If only we had more time.' 702 01:04:24,667 --> 01:04:27,125 - 'hello?' - Hi, it's Chris. 703 01:04:31,208 --> 01:04:33,833 'Come in. What have you been up to?' 704 01:04:33,958 --> 01:04:35,750 I saw Michael. 705 01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:39,958 Erm, he's better, but he's still... 706 01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:43,208 You know, strange and distant, but better. 707 01:04:43,333 --> 01:04:45,542 Good. Good. 708 01:04:45,667 --> 01:04:47,958 - It's good, isn't it? - Mm. 709 01:04:54,417 --> 01:05:00,000 Look, erm... I bought those tickets for that thing, er... the play. 710 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:01,625 Ok. 711 01:05:02,417 --> 01:05:06,250 Erm, I-l was gonna call and... ask, 712 01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:09,583 but I knew you were at school, so I bought them anyway. 713 01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:12,542 Do you want a cup of tea? 714 01:05:13,292 --> 01:05:14,750 - Yeah. - Erm... 715 01:05:19,042 --> 01:05:20,667 Chris, erm... 716 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,667 I'm really sorry. 717 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:28,250 I feel like I've given you completely the wrong idea. 718 01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:30,042 No, it's... 719 01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:33,625 - I've blown hot and cold. - No, it's fine. 720 01:05:33,750 --> 01:05:36,542 - It's fine. - I just think, to be honest, I've... 721 01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,917 I've felt really confused. 722 01:05:39,042 --> 01:05:41,000 Fine. Look, I'm... 723 01:05:42,083 --> 01:05:46,333 I'm big enough and ugly enough to... You know... 724 01:09:20,042 --> 01:09:24,250 'Sometimes I'll review... Nothing about you leaves this practice... 725 01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:27,833 'Trapped in a cycle...' 726 01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:32,750 'Dr Morland, he was my therapist.' 727 01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:38,833 '...we're plumbing the depths of the unconscious... got no inside or...' 728 01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:43,833 '...outside becomes the inside and the inside becomes the outside.' 729 01:09:45,375 --> 01:09:48,000 'the inside becomes the outside.' 730 01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:56,667 'you know what to do.' 731 01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:18,458 hi. Ok. 732 01:12:21,375 --> 01:12:22,833 Come in. 733 01:12:24,792 --> 01:12:27,250 - Chris! - Do you want a cup of tea? 734 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,583 I'll make us a cup of tea, eh? 735 01:12:33,792 --> 01:12:35,583 You all right, mate? 736 01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:48,458 Well, look, I've gotta get packed, so, erm... 737 01:12:50,792 --> 01:12:52,875 It's nice to see you, Chris. 738 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:10,125 Why are you packing? 739 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:14,250 I got that job I went up for up north. 740 01:13:14,375 --> 01:13:16,667 - Is Jim going? - Yeah. 741 01:13:17,500 --> 01:13:20,458 He's got himself a placement up there. 742 01:13:26,125 --> 01:13:28,667 Chris, are you Ok? 743 01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:32,125 They're trying to make themselves immortal. 744 01:13:33,958 --> 01:13:36,042 And I'm gonna stop them. 745 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:28,292 Alex? What is it? 746 01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:31,042 Stay here. 747 01:15:11,583 --> 01:15:15,458 Christopher... it's Ok. 748 01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:22,250 Helen, it's Ok. Go back up. 749 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:24,458 Helen... 750 01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:28,042 Christopher, it's Ok. Christopher... 751 01:15:28,167 --> 01:15:30,875 - You're trying to make a loop of my mind! - Christopher! 752 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,167 - I don't know... - To make a loop. 753 01:15:33,292 --> 01:15:36,917 Christopher, I need you to put the gun down. 754 01:15:37,042 --> 01:15:40,167 - Christopher, I want to help you. - Shut up. Shut up! 755 01:15:40,292 --> 01:15:42,042 Christopher... 756 01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:06,708 - You turned out well, Christopher. - We won, Alex. 757 01:16:06,833 --> 01:16:11,083 You were on the road approaching London trying to get up north. 758 01:16:11,208 --> 01:16:13,083 But you'll never reach her. 759 01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:16,417 You're approaching London right now. 760 01:16:16,542 --> 01:16:20,333 We won! We won! 761 01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:24,542 We won! 762 01:18:07,292 --> 01:18:09,167 Shit. 763 01:19:34,792 --> 01:19:36,417 No, no, no! 60015

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