All language subtitles for The Low Down-2000

Yeah, they're the guilty party.

Ow!

Oh. You're smoking me out.

You've had about 2,500 of them.

I know.

I don't even like Bacardi.

Yeah, you do. You love it.

You can't get enough of it.

You're a little bit too
sparky for me this morning.

You look wrecked, mate.

I am wrecked, mate.

I think about 10 gallons
of water to go in this one.

You know you are
all right, Frank... you

kind of feel you are all right.

And you had that one drink
that you shouldn't have.

Is anybody listening?

Lisa, I fucking expect
you to listen to me.

I won't tell you again.

I'll drag you outside
and give you a beating.

You've got my full
attention now.

Thank you.

That's it.

I'm never going to drink again.

You always say this.

You always...

You always say...

I haven't even hit my prime yet.

You get wrecked,
and then you come and go,

how many times
have you said that?

It's so shallow... so shallow.

I can honestly...

I can honestly say.

I can honestly say that
I love feeling this shit.

I love feeling this shit.

You know you're in love.

You know you're in love, no
matter what you try to do.

You might as well
resign yourself

to what you're going through.

If you're a hard man,
or if you're a child,

it still might get to you.

Don't kill yourself.

You've seen it all
before, a million miles

have said that too.

I've had my hard
times in the past.

I've been a husband
and a lover too.

I've laid alone
and cried at night

over what love made me do.

And the loved ones who
let me down and couldn't

share my point of view.

But this is Phil talking.

I want to tell you what
I've found to be true.

I love your love action.

Love is just a distraction.

No talking, just looking,
watching your love action.

Here she is.

Sorry girls, my car
was packed up again.

Again?

I can't believe it.

Oh, neither can I.

Oh, John, you are not having
much luck with that car,

are you?

Oh, mate.

It's like it hates me.

You know what I mean?

It's like I've done
something wrong.

It makes me... it makes
me sick thinking I'm

going to have to pay for it.

You've got money now.

I don't... I don't know why
you don't buy a decent car.

One that works would be nice.

I never spend my money on
such, um, frivolous things,

you know?

Are they new?

100 quid.

What?

Oh, they are fantastic.

They look, um...

Yet you wouldn't spend your
money on such frivolous things.

You pay 100... they are like
a couple of of Verruca socks,

aren't they? Release.

Do you want to do some work
then have a break, John?

Or do you want to have a
break before you start?

I'll have a break
now I think, yeah.

All right.

Is there anything that
me or frank can get you?

A cup of tea would
be lovely actually, yeah.

A cup of tea?

Cheers, man.

What about a cake?

Cake, yeah.

It'd be very nice.

Hiya.

Hi. You all right?

Yeah.

I'm all right.

You?

Good.

Just getting up?

Yeah.

Mmm.

You get your messages?

I did, yeah.

Going to call him up.

I might yeah.

Good lad.

Well.

You were working
late last night.

Yeah, nothing else to do.

You didn't fall asleep in
your clothes again, did you?

No.

Certainly not.

Mmm, because I saw you
lying on top of your bed

this morning.

Oh, gee.

Yeah, OK, yeah.

Game's up.

Yeah, I must stop doing that.

Mmm.

I might have found
someone to rent the room.

Oh, yeah?

Who's that?

Do you remember Anna?

The beautiful Anna?

Anna yeah.

I think right that she
thinks I'm in love with her.

So I think she's a bit,
you know, apprehensive.

Yeah.

You are in love with
her, aren't you?

Yeah.

So I don't know, do you
think it's a good idea to pick

a flatmate you're in love with?

I don't know.

Why do you think
it's a bad idea?

I don't know.

Can I help you?

Um, yeah, I'm thinking
of buying a flat in this

area around here somewhere.

So I want to know what you've
got on offer, you know?

OK.

Um, well, can I ask you to
fill this in first, please?

All right.

It's just your details,
your name, and address.

Right, yeah, well, on here?

Yeah, and if you
put down some idea

of what you're looking for.

Is it one bedroom
or two bedroom?

That kind of thing.

Right, yeah, I see.

Paul?

Paul?

Paul?

Paul?

Will this um,
will this take long?

No.

Why?

Have you got to be somewhere?

No, not really.

Have you seen many places?

No... no, this is my first.

Oh, dear.

It's um, pokey, isn't it?

Um...

I haven't actually
seen this flat before.

Oh, right.

This is really bad.

For the money, I
mean, look out there.

It's just nasty.

Yeah, there wouldn't be
much danger of you missing

your train around, would there?

To be honest, I think you
can find, um, a much better

place than this for your money.

Well, that's very honest of you.

Don't you work on commission?

Yeah, I do.

They're going to have real
trouble selling this place.

You really shouldn't let this
place put you off there though.

There really are some
nice places out there.

Yeah, I really don't
feel like buying a house at all,

you know?

Even somewhere nicer.

Yeah, it's a big step, isn't it?

You're a first-time
buyer, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I mean, a
mortgage and all that.

You know?

I don't know.

"Mort" is the French
word for death, isn't it?

Death gage.

I don't like the sound of it.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Yeah.

What for?

I just feel like
I'm wasting your time.

Oh, god, no, not at all.

Glad to get out of the office.

Oh, I don't want to
go back to the office.

Thank god it's the
weekend tomorrow.

Oh, mate, what are you doing?

Don't say that.

What?

Oh, bollocks.

No.

Oh, mate, I'm so fucked.

I can't drive though, honest.

I've got to say, mate, the idea
of going out in the country

now...

Ewww, you know what what I mean?

All right, come in, yeah?

Come in, and we'll discuss.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah?

But no going
back to bed, all right?

Would I go back to bed?

Whoa.

Jesus.

So what?

Are we going out or what?

Oh, mate.

I'm fucked.

Look at me.

I saw Jeanne last night.

I thought you said
that was finished.

She has got such
an amazing body.

Yeah?

I just...

I love black women's skin.

What about Karen?

Oh.

Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.

You're such a slut, man.

Oh. You can talk.

You're as bad as me.

- In fact, you're worse.
- Mmm.

No, I'm not anymore.

Much worse.

Not anymore.

I've changed.

Yeah, I have changed.

Changed?

Is that it?

Is that the conversation over?
Is that it?

Are you hungry?

I could kill for
a bacon sandwich.

No, I've already eaten.

Ah, I got to get
something to eat.

I'm starving.

You want to go down the caf?

Yeah, no, I've already eaten.

You are in the
bathroom more than me.

I'm not vain. I'm mellow.

Bad.

- She's.
- Mhm.

- Ah, you can have it.
- A bit like Sharon...

Sharon Stone.

Sharon Stone?

Yeah, you know what
Sharon Stone is like.

She's something
like Sharon Stone.

But I'm going to
keep my knickers on.

Oh, it's a shame.

I don't understand
it... this lovely...

Wait a minute...

Lovely long hair.

She's having it cut off.

Will you let me get a
word in edgewise here?

It's boring.

What do you want to do that for?

Oh, you are driving
me fucking crazy.

I've thought about this a lot.

And I really don't know why.

I don't understand why you
want to like somebody else.

Have you not a mind of your own?

A mind of me own?

At least I can have a
conversation without having

to resort to impersonation.

Oooh.

I won't do it no more then.

Good.

Yeah, good, you fucking cow.

Why do you talk
to her like that?

How you two have stayed
together for, what is it?

Six, seven years?

I don't remember.

I really don't know.

What do you mean?

Are you two
going to have children?

You have already
got one, have you?

Can I take a photo of you two?

Hmm?

I want to take a
photo of you two.

What? Naked.

I want to take a photo of
all my friends and family...

Everyone in my life.

I've got this idea...

Taking these photos... all the
people in my life like friends,

family, and then use those
images to make sculpture...

3-D sculpture.

3-D sculpture of myself.

So like, you are who
you meet, you know?

You are formed by the.

Yes Have you got any
friends for that though?

No, serious.

I think it sounds excellent.

Thank you.

This is nice.

Well, thanks, do you like it?

Yeah. Yeah, it's nice.

- You look, um, very outer spacey.
- Oh, thanks.

I think it's probably one of
the best books I've ever read.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

It is good, isn't it?

Have you read it?

Yeah, well, no,
I've read half of it.

I read the crime.

But I didn't read
the punishment.

Oh, you should finish it.

It's brilliant.

It's really good.

It's just if I put
a book down for too long,

I don't seem to be able
to pick it back up again.

I couldn't put it down.

I've read quite a lot
of good books recently.

I'm thinking of doing an
English literature degree.

Really?

Yeah, part time, maybe.

I hate when knowing you
are at a party or something,

and you're talking to
somebody, and you're

having a great conversation.

Everything's going fine.

And they always ask
you, what do you do?

What do you mean?

What do you do for a living?

Yeah, what do you
do for a living?

And you're like evaluated
by what you do for a living,

as if that's the most
important thing, you know?

What do you do?

Is that a joke?

No, what do you do?

You know, make props for
TV comedy shows, game shows...

That sort of thing...

Unlike all these
creative people.

And you know the trouble
with creative people is?

What?

They do something
great, and they

think that makes them great.

It doesn't, you know?

I like your tree.

Is it one of your props?

No.

No, that's something I
pioneered at college.

Oh, that's good... six of them.

Did you paint that picture?

What picture?

That one there.

Yeah.

Hmm.

I used to like...

Like painting at night.

You've got, um...

Quite starey eyes, haven't you?

I'm sorry.

No, I've just got, um...

I overcompensate, you know?

I've, um... I've got this
really terrible concentration,

you know?
I inherited it from my mother.

Your mother?

She's one of these
people, you know,

that, um, nods and looks away
when you're talking to her,

you know?

And she's not really listening.

I see what you mean.

No, don't do that.

Do you mind if...

Do you mind if we don't do the...

More than this the first time.

Yes, sure, of course not.

I just don't want
anything sexual.

I wasn't even thinking of that.

How could you even
think that now?

Jesus.

Thanks.

You know, It is nice.

It's very big.

It is big.

Yeah, it's the biggest
room on the flat.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Wow.

His tree is crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Comes in handy.

Um, I'm sorry I had
to see the room again.

- I'm messing you around?
- Oh, no, don't be sorry.

- Take as long as you want.

Yeah.

Oh, I love that.

It's...

Oh.

So, uh, do you think you'd
like to take the room then?

Um, the room...

I'm sorry.

I'm not sure.

No, so there's no pressure.

No, am I going to
be messing you around?

Oh, god no. No.

There's plenty of time...

Plenty of time.

You are very sweet.

Mhm.

Hey, what are you
doing on Friday?

Uh, don't know.
Nothing, I don't think.

Why?

Um, would you like to
come around for some dinner?

Oh, I better go
and check my diary.

No, that would be lovely, yeah.
Thanks.

Thanks. That's great, yeah.

Thank you.

Never say no to a free meal.

No, um, no, thanks.

That would be
lovely, yeah, great.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Can you help me, please?

I really need some help.

I'm trying to get
some money together

to get my fare back home.

I just need 15 pence
for my coach fare.

I've got to get to Victoria
before 12 o' clock.

My kids are on the road at home.

I've got to get back tonight.

Come on, please,
I'll pay you back.

Pay me back.

Yeah, yeah, give us your
address, and I'll pay you back.

Look, I'll give you
the money, all right?

But you don't have
to pay me back.

I... I'll send it back
to you, I promise...

Get it to your address.

You know, uh, you
really don't have to.

No, no.

I will send the
money back to you.

I don't mind if you
don't send it back.

It's all right.

No, I swear on my kids' life
you'll get this money back.

Give us your address.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, Tina there?

Tina?

Yeah, Tina,
you know who I'm talking about.

Tina. She there or what?

I think you must have
the wrong flat house.

This is not Tina, yeah.

Stop lying to me, you cunt.

I'm not lying to you actually.

Uh, there's a Terry.

You don't mean Terry, do you?

He says she's not there.

Where's the fucking bitch gone?

What flat... what flat
are you looking for?

Hello?

For fuck's sake.

Oh.

Hello.

Hi.

Are you busy?

No, no, I'm not, really.

No.

I have something to show you.

Yeah?

Did you just buzz
me a minute ago.

Just then?

Yeah, just before that.

No.

Why?

Are you going to let me in then?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Just wait there, all right?

Hi.

Hi.

I'm sorry about you.

Shit.

Shit.

There it is.

It's hot, isn't it?

Yeah.

You said you
should wear a skirt.

Why?

I wouldn't be seen
dead in a skirt.

Why not?

Because I've got
bandy legs, that's why?

You don't have bandy legs.

I can see your
legs now, you know,

and they look all right to me.

No, they don't.

I wear long skirts sometimes.

But I think past the knee...

That's where my legs
go suddenly wrong.

I think you're a bit
paranoid about your legs.

I'm not paranoid if it's true.

All right, after you.

Oh, this is nice.

So why don't you
like that place then?

I didn't say I didn't like it.

No, it was nice.

So why don't you want it then?

I just want to live anywhere
that's too posh or anything.

Too posh.

Yeah.

You're mad.

If I had the money, I'd
move in this straight away.

You know, there will
always be something

that bugs you about a place.

Yeah, but it's finding
the place that bugs you

the least, isn't it?

So can you... can you
not do that, please?

What's the matter?

It just... you know,
hurts my back a bit.

You want to fight, do you?

Yeah?

I think I know more
about boxing than you do.

Oh, yeah?

Do you?

Yeah, I've had classes.

Oh, you've been to
boxing lessons, have you?

Yeah.

You ever read that
book, "The Fight"?

No.

By Norman Mailer, you know,
the Rumble in the Jungle.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

It's brilliant.

It's such a good book.

Yeah, I'm sure it is.

You should read it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, maybe I will.

Oh.

I, um, didn't tell
you this before.

But I've just come out of,
um, quite a long relationship.

All right.

So how come you broke up?

He let me down
quite a bit, you know?

Right.

He was a very unhappy
man, a lot of problems.

Right.

Yeah, I've just out of
quite a long relationship too.

Oh, yeah?

How come you broke up?

I fucked it up, you know?

Right.

Yeah, it's a little
bit of a mess, really.

She won't speak to me.

Do you want a chewy?

No, thanks.

Make your breath fresh.

So, uh, you should take things
a bit easy then, I guess.

Well, um, yeah,
I suppose so, yeah.

OK.

I'll speak to you in a bit then?

OK.

See you.

See you.

Yeah, bye.

How's it going, John?

Yeah, good.

What?

That's a bid mad.

Do you like it?

, you know?

It's a beautiful
color, isn't it?

Very strong.

Well, yeah, you're
building colors on it.

What?

You're building
colors different...

No, I was thinking of doing
it all... just leaving like this.

What do you reckon?

They're quite sort of...

And really surreal.

We're all like that.

Yeah, do you not like it?

No, I like the color.

It's nice.

But I'm not too sure
about the hand thing.

Quite sort of... do you
know, it shows quite sort

of

I think it would be a bit
boring to just make it flesh,

because that's like...
I don't know.

It's been done, hasn't it?

Yeah.

Well, give it a go, yeah?

Yeah.

Let's see how it looks.

All right, we'll give it
a go, but a bit more flesh

tone I reckon would be good.

You know I think...

Fleshy, more fleshy.

Flesh tone. Come on.

- They want it.
- Trust me.

Trust me, then. Trust me.

It'll be good. It'll be good.

I know.

But at the moment, it
looks like it's got

fucking jaundice or something.

I think I like it.

Can we run it by them, yeah?

Or just go over
it again anyway...

And see what it's going to need.

You got a bit of paint
on your glasses as well.

Of course I have.

It's my job.

Why are you still painting it?

Oh, god, uh, 24.

It's going to have
to be 60 more.

Sorry about that.

Yeah.

Thanks very much.

Goodbye.

My boys. My boys.

Hey.

Youse two guys.

- You on the TV.
- Nice to see you.

How's it going?

Nice to see you.

Thank you very much.

How's the show doing?

All right.

You know, the ratings
are nice and low.

Yeah?

And it's just the
way we like them.

You're not in it for
the ratings, are you?

- No.
- Nah, just for the money.

What we're doing down
there is a bit rare.

Just a bit.

But we thought we'd come and
check on how you're getting on.

Fantastic.

Hey, look at that.

Wow!

It's huge.

You like it?

Yeah, it's amazing.

All right, yeah, how it's going.

Good work.

Good to see you.

That's a work of modern art.

Seriously.

That should be in a museum.

Seriously really nice.

Fucking perfect.

So that, um... presume
that's the undercoat.

Oh, yeah, that's
not the color now.

No? MIKE: It's not finished.

Oh, not.

That's the color.

The undercoat?

No, no.

It's got color though, reckon?

Yeah.

It just looks funny.

Yeah, it just
looks slightly, um...

He looks a tiny
bit like-jauniced

- like he's pissed himself.
- Exactly.

Exactly.

- That's what you're going for?
- Size-wise, it's...

- He's joking.
- It's massive.

- No, man.
- Yeah.

I'm not going to paint it again.

You know what I mean?

You don't have to. I will.

He's only messing.

He's messing around.

Yeah, seriously.

Hey, look at this.

It's Uncle Peter.

Uncle Peter... it's the
head of Uncle Peter.

Hey.

That is spot on.

That is magic.

Oh hi, Terry. TERRY: Hello.

Hi, glad you came.

Yeah.

Come in.

Congratulations.

Wow, I like your jacket.

Well, thank you.

Come in.

Oh, yeah,.

Oh, great.

What did you get?

Well, I didn't know what to get.

Great.

? - Yeah.

Go ahead.

Come in.

- Meet everybody else.
- All right.

See you later.

Bye, see you.

Bye.

See you later, Adam.

Go.

See ya.

Bye.

Put it on.

Good luck.

Oh, wankers.

Shut up.

See you later.

What are you on about wankers?

Eh?

Don't start out you...

Naughty... naughty nose.

Just paint that back.

Yeah, I suppose.

John, they are our
best clients, mate.

They don't make the most
of our days though, do they?

Eh?

Of course they do.

We are talking about the great.

I like the funny.

They are good lads. Come on.

- Give them a break.
- Well, big hands all the time.

Ha ha.

Ah, that's a cynical that.

You're such a
brown nose Mikey boy.

You love it.

You loved licking
their ass, didn't you?

You can't get enough of it.

Oh, you're the licking asses.

We should... you know, we should

be taking the initiative,
putting ideas to it,

making the moves.
We're the artists.

Do you know what I mean?

Right.

What the fuck is
he talking about?

What are you talking about?

Nothing.

You lack vision, mate.

You know what I'm saying.

Don't take that the
wrong or nothing, yeah.

No, I couldn't.

Why would I?

You know, you just
want to be careful.

- Wha... wha...
- Otherwise, you'll take it.

You'll be in 10 years
time doing the same shit.

Like I really...

I don't give a fuck.

Where are you going to be?

Come on.

Where are you going to be?

What?

Right.

Mad.

I love you.

You're great. Hey.

Man, do you talk
some shit or what?

Wipe your mouth.

Yeah, but Mikey,
shit is up today.

Shit is gold, yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

You better believe it, man.

Then you're going to
be fucking loaded, mate.

Yeah, baby.

I could...

I suppose I could do
my Loyd Grossman here.

Ahh.

Woo!

I'd just like...

Sorry, Loyd Grossman.

I'd just like to say,

thank you for dinner.

Cheers.

No.

Don't mind.

Don't mind them.

I love all that, mate.

I love all that.

Oh, I love all that.

I demand more.

Whenever I hear
a plane flying low,

I often think I'm
going to hear a crash.

Do you think that?

No, I think about
going on holiday.

Oh, that's a bit more
positive than me, isn't it?

Yeah.

Paul.

Paul.

Fear eats the soul.

I'm just going to
get a drink of water.

Do you want one?

No, thanks.

What?

Woo!

I've got a terrible,
quick temper, you know?

It's not my fault though
I get it off my dad.

You like
to grind your jeans a lot,

don't you?

Oh, god, yeah.

It frees you from all
sorts of responsibilities.

- Hello.

- I'm good.
- Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you.

Hi.

This is, uh... this is Ruby.

Hi, Ruby Nice to meet you.

We thought you were
bloody Jehovahs.

Oh, yeah. Mike and Lisa.

Hi.

Yeah, we're just... we're
just passing by, you know,

and thought, let's just
call, you know?

Come in. Come in.

Come in. FRANK: Thanks for that.

Cheers.

But you like
turning up unexpected.

We was about to
have some sex then.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

Would you like
a cup of Ruby Lee?

Rosie Lee.

Rosie Lee.

Would you like a cup
of Rosie Lee, Ruby?

Oh, it's lovely
in here, isn't it?

Oh, it's all right, isn't it?

You should have seen
it when we moved in.

It were a right mess.

Was it?

She's nice.

Yeah.

Very dreamy.

Yeah, she is...

She's lovely... she's,
uh, very down to earth.

She's horny.

Yeah, there's two
bedrooms upstairs

and then the bathroom
is downstairs.

Yeah?

No, we've been here about
five years now I think.

It's gorgeous.

Where do you live?

About five minutes
just out there

at the side of Valhalla Road.

Oh.

I've got to talk to
you about something.

Yeah?

Yeah.

What?

Um, I've been thinking
about this a lot.

And I don't know how to say
it, but I'm thinking how do

you feel about letting John go?

There, I've said it.

What?

Well, look, I know he is...

I know you two go way back.

And you know, he's a
good friend of mine too.

There you see the pictures.
Mike did them.

Did he? LISA: Yeah.

Cool.

And it's a nice
men's toilet there.

Oh, yeah, it is, yeah.

I see what you mean.

Yeah.

Didn't see that before.

Do you paint as well?

No.

The other day?

That's not the
first time, is it?

Come on.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

But what about... what
about all this lateness lark?

Ha, what's he playing that?

Now, his car seems to be, you
know, fine on the weekends.

Yeah.

He does... he does... he does
love the job, though, you know?

I know that.

Bollocks.

He'd rather be doing his
own stuff, wouldn't he?

Wouldn't he? Wouldn't he?

. - Come on.

- You talked about it enough.
- Come on.

It's all talk, you know?

You know he's never going
to do his own stuff.

He goes on about it.

But you know he's never...
He's never going to get up

and do his own stuff, you know?

You know he's like... he'd
been doing it for two years

- before he came to work for us.
- I know.

I know.

He was... he was
in a mess, you know?

I'll talk to him about it.

I'll talk to him, and
I'll clear it with him.

Mhm?

Yeah.

All right, well, put it this
way, it can't go on like that.

I know it can't.

No, you're right.

You're absolutely right.

It can't.

But I'll clear it...

I'll clear him.

All right.

All right.

Well, we do a bit a coke on
like a really big night out.

But that's about it, really.

It's too expensive, isn't it?

Yeah, I can get it
quite cheap before, yeah.

Can you?

Yeah cheaper down here.

Anyway, you know
how I feel about that.

She's really horny.

Stop it.

No, it's only because
I'm not getting nothing.

- No.

How come?

Well, I don't know how come.

I've tried everything.

I'm pulling everything
out of the bag... nothing.

As well?

Don't you say nothing.

Paul?

Paul?

What the fuck is that?

Paul?

I see a girl.

She does this a lot.

If she does it
once more, she's dead.

Paul?

Jesus.

I live next door
to a crack house.

Excellent.
Maybe we could score some.

Paul.

When are you going
to choose a new place?

Why? What's the rush?

I love living around here.

Paul.

You are strange.

Paul.

Why am I strange?

You could have
moved out here ages ago.

If I had the money, I'd move
out of my place tomorrow.

Mmm.

Well, it must be
my student's blood.

Paul?

I'm going to
fucking stab that girl.

Put her out of her misery.

Paul?

It used to be... it used to
be the front line out here,

you know?

Yeah.

It used to be extremely dodgy.

It used to be.

Paul?

Paul?

Then why does she keep going on?

- He's obviously not in.
- Paul?

Maybe... maybe he's...

Maybe he's deaf.

Maybe he's dead.

Paul?

What's he like?

Who?

Paul.

I don't know.

I've never even met him.

Forever do me I'm going
to get on the doorbell.

You're very pretty.

This.

John Where are you?

You lazy fucker.

Yeah, I'm here now.

Where are you?

Oh, how could you forget?

Yeah, you arranged it.

Yeah, I've been standing
on the court for 10

minutes like a fucking idiot.

No, look, it is
too late, you know?

So go back to sleep or whatever.

You need your sleep.

God knows you... you know,
you don't get enough of it.

All right, well, um, I'll
see you later then maybe.

And, uh, thanks a lot.

Yeah, bye.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Are you... are you... are
you waiting for someone?

Uh, I was actually, yeah.

My, uh, my colleague
is blowing me out.

Yeah?

Yeah, the same thing
happens to me actually.

Do you want to play a bit?

Should I come down?

Eh, yeah.

- Yeah, all right.
- Yeah?

- You sure?
- Yeah, come down.

That'd be good.

Great.

I'll.

Right.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hiya.

Hey.

All right.

Yeah.

Hi.

So you any good?

Well, I'm all right.

I'm uh... I teach
squash, actually, yeah.

- Nah.

I'm joking.

Shit.

Fuck!

So what do you do?

Me?

I do, uh... I make props.

Oh, really, what for?

TV, game shows, you know, quiz
shows... that sort of thing.

Oh, really, really?

What about you?

What do you do?

College lecturer.

Oh.

Right.

Right.

Hmm.

What subject do you teach?

Politics.

Politics.

That's... that's interesting.

Mmm.

Yeah.

You know, I always wanted to
get into socialism, you know,

communism.

Right, yeah.

Yeah.

But it's... it's...

You know, it's difficult,
isn't it, because not knowing

what books to get, you know?

To find out more...

More about it.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah, well, the
books are out there.

Yeah.

Oops.

Oops.

Very good.

You're a genius.

Mmm.

Bitch.

But you wrote your own stuff?

No, not really.

Why not?

It's easier doing
what I do, I guess.

It's just a lot easier.

Strolling down the highway.

I am going to get there my way.

Dusk till dawn I'm walking.

Can you hear my guitar rocking?

I stroll on down...

On down the highway.

People think I'm a crazing.

But Lord above I ain't lazing.

The sun shines all day long.

The garlic is far too strong...

While I stroll on down...

On down the highway.

So, um, do you like what you do?

Yes, OK.

It's only temporary.

I just said that
three years ago.

Be careful, you know?

That's what I'm saying.

I am careful.
I'm always careful.

Yeah, well, be twice
as careful, because you know,

he's not going to put
up with it forever.

You know what your
problem is, mate?

You worry too much
about what people think.

Fuck them.

I do worry.

You do.

I worry about you.

What are you
worried about me for?

Because you've got
such a big mouth.

That's why.

I speak my mind.

Yeah, you speak your
mind, but it's like...

It's just mostly bollocks.

OK, lads, I'm sorry, but...

Cheers, mate.

It's true

I'm sorry, but, uh...

It's sick.

It's time.

- Three more there, yeah?
- Sorry, after time.

- Time's gone.
- Just the one.

I can't do it.
I would if I could.

But I can't. PATRON:

I'm sorry.

But I can't do no more for you.

- All right?
- Yes, you can.

- No, I can't.
- Come on.

- Buy him one.
- Go on.

- Have one yourself.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

It is all right. Don't worry.

Come on, mate.
Just get yourself a pint?

I can't. I would if I could.

I'm sorry, lads.

Listen you Irish fuck.

Just stick another
drink in there.

I'm closing up, sir.

I told you I can't do it.

- I can't.

- No.
- You can.

It's after time.

- I'm not deaf.

- You're not deaf.
- I'm not deaf.

- I'm not deaf.

Tell me. Are you deaf?

- I'm not deaf.
- You need waking up.

There you go. Wake up.

Right, Tom, get the police.

Tom. Call the police, Tom.

Fuck the police.

Call the fucking police, mate.

Think about that, huh?

They're called all right.

They won't be long
sorting me out now.

Give me a fucking drink.

You're.

- Are you?
- No, mate.

Huh?

All right, mate, yeah.

Fucking looking at my cock?

No, mate.

Don't look at my cock, you cunt.

All right, mate, look.

Fucking look at me, all right?

I'm sorry, yeah.

Sorry, you fucking cunt.

I'm sorry.

- What are you looking at?
- Leave it, Steve.

- What are you looking at?
- I don't know, mate.

Eh?

What are you fucking looking at?

Fucking cunt there, are you?

What are you?

What are you?

Do you know what
you fucking are?

- Stevey.
- I'll tell you what you are.

You're a cunt, are you?

Come on, man, let's go.

You're a cunt.

Tell me what you fucking are!

I'm a cunt.

Come on, man, they called

the fucking police, mate.

Yeah, all right, all right.
I'm all right.

I'm all right.

Fuck off.

Fucking.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Let's go, yeah?

All right. All right.

Don't fucking touch me.
I'm all right.

I'm all right.

Right.

Right.

I'm all right.

Oh, shit.

How fucking scared.

Did you see his eyes?

Fucking hell.

Honestly, there
was no one there.

Oh, I was just crap.

I'm like, you know,
violent situations...

Mate.

My fucking knees just buckle.

What are you looking at?

Are you looking at my cock?

Get the fuck out of this
fucking county, man.

Mate?

You looking at my cock?

Cunt.

Oh, yeah, you're a cunt.

I'm really sorry.

You know?

I'm so sorry I just
went out of my mind.

I just went out of my head.

Yeah, well, you've
lost that place now.

- No, we can't.

I'm really... I'm
so sorry, you know?

It just... it completely
went out of my head.

I'm such an idiot.

It just went out of
my mind, you know?

I'm really sorry I kept
you waiting like that.

I didn't do it on purpose.

I know.

It was you that
lost out, not me.

Yeah, but I kept you waiting.

Yeah, you did.

Don't worry.

I won't wait for you again.

I'm such an idiot.

This is not my fault, you know?

My brain just packs
up on me sometimes.

Does it?

Catherine liked high places.

High up, high up on the hills...

A maze of making
noises like whales...

Noises like the whales.

Here she built a chapel with
her image, an image of the wall

and places where she
could rest and rest

and a place where
she could wash.

And listen to the wind blowing.

And listen to the wind blow.

And listen to the wind.

Listen to the wind.

Dreamt of children's
voices... and torture.

And torture on the wheels.

Torture on the wheel.

Patron saint of nothing.

Nothing.

The woman of the hills.

She was once a lady.

Is that all you want to do?

For drink?

Yeah, OK.

Don't know how.

Yeah.

You sure that you
left that window open?

Why, what do you think
is going to happen?

I don't know.

It just looks like an open
invitation, that's all.

Don't be silly.

For who?

I don't know just
say like, anyone

wanted to get in they could.

That's all.

Those blokes saw us leave.

Oh, I don't know.

Do you really think someone
is going to climb up the front

of a building this time a day?

I guess not.

I'm just being silly.

Just ignore me.

What are you doing?

Oh!

No, listen, I have to go back.

Great.

Should we go?

What's the matter?

I can't walk out there now.

Why not?

Well, because they're going
to know the reason we came back

was to close the windows.

That's why.

So?

So they're going to know
we thought bad of them.

No they're not.

I think they are.

You know, we'd go out,
leave the windows open,

they see us go past, right?

Two minutes later, we come back.

We close the windows,
and then we go out again.

You know what?

They're going to fucking
rob us now, because we

did think about them.

That's what's going to happen.

It's fine. Let's just go.

No, it's not fine.

Yes, it is.

No, we can't go now.

We can't.

I've fucked it up.

I really.

Are you joking?

No.

I fucked it up.

It's fine. We can just go.

It's not fine.

I fucked it up.

- You haven't.
- I have.

You know?

It was just like a
night out in the pub.

It was simple and all that.

It can still be though.

And no, it's not like it can.

Yeah, it can.

Ah, fuck.

Do you like the new top?

Oh,.

Does anyone want a drink?

Come on. What's the matter?

You all right. Sorry.

I'm all right, yeah.

Huh?

Darling, I arranged yours.

Hey, you, get off your fucking
flabby ass and get it yourself.

- I told you.

Don't talk to like that.

Fuck off, you.

My ass isn't fat.

That I like.

That I like.

That I like.

Keep it coming, baby.

That I like.

I have room for the both of us.

Come on.

Have a fucking drink,
you miserable bastard.

Have a drink.

Come on.

Have a drink.

Have a drink.

Have a little taste...

- Just a swig.
- Leave me alone, man.

- Come on.
- Leave me alone.

Party.

Just have a bit of the froth.

Hmm?

Everyone's having a very
shit time, because you're

not having a drink.

You're having a shit time
because I'm having a drink.

I don't want to have a drink.

I know it's real
annoying, and I'm sorry.

But I'm not going to
stop until you have some.

OK, just fucking force me.

Just force me.

Is that what it is?

You want.

Is that what you want?

Is that what you want?

I'll try to make it happen.

Breathe faster,.

Ha, ha, ha.

My I got chicken shawarm.

Chicken biriyani.

Oh, I've got some papadums.

I've got whatever you want.

Has anyone seen the naans here?

Has anyone seen the naan bread?

Probably in the
other one, are they?

I don't fucking believe it.

Naans, because no one bothered

that I've got no naans.

Is this Lisa?

Is this just me?

There you go.

Terry. Are you serious?

Right, Terry.

Terry, are you being serious?

It's all right.

Everybody was worried
about the naan bread.

We've got the slice bread.

It's all right.

Hey.

Hello.

Hello.

How are you?

Oh, it's cozy in here, isn't it?

Can I come in?

Of course you can.

Sit yourself down.

For the 150 blanks,
blank, oh, blank,

Father Christmas...

Father Christmas caught
his blank oh blanks

on the television aerial.

What are your?

That is just
tremendous, isn't it?

Superman's game.

Superman's game.

Superman's game.

Superman's game.

Hey Terry, can
I ask you something?

Yeah, of course, what?

Frank told me something.

Did he?

About me?

Why, what does he
be saying about me?

I hope you don't
mind me asking you.

No, no, go ahead.

That's fine.

I'm so nosy.

That's OK.

No!

I am really nosy.

Frank said, you tried
to kill yourself once.

Is that true?

Give me what you've got here.

Give me what you've got.

I will be with you in a moment.

I want to have
your job, shithead.

I'm going down to.

I don't care whose nephew you
are, whose dick you are sucking

on, job, shithead.

I'm sorry, Terry,
if it embarrassed you.

No, no, no.

I'm sorry.

I am a bit drunk.

Don't worry.

So am I.

Terry, I didn't
mean to be so nosy.

No, no.

It's OK.

It was a long time ago.

I was very young.

I was very foolish.

No, Terry.

Oh, yes, I think
so... over a girl.

What happened?

Oh, she let me down, you know.

But we were both very young.

Anyway, I survived.

I am still here... just.

I went to that exhibition. Yeah?

The one you were talking about.

I thought it was brilliant.

I was like, you know,
ah, with the, um,

the uh, the bricks and the tar.

Oh, I thought was demonic.

You know, it just
blew my head off.

What?

Demonic? JOHN: Yeah, it was.

It was so violent.

Ah, demonic.

Are you taking a piss?

No.

Well, to be honest
with you, John,

you're talking a
load of bollocks.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Serious.

Straight out I thought it was...

The thing is
like, mouth almighty,

we did all this stuff.

We did all this stuff at
college We did it all.

We've done it.

Did you... did you
see the exhibition?

Yeah, yeah, I did.

Yeah, yeah... excuse me.

I did.

Frank.

I did actually.

And I thought... I thought that...

I thought they were
weak, the colors.

I thought they were
much richer in print.

Ah.

Now, the layers and the...

I think it's fucking excellent.

No, it's shit.

It's shit.

Shit.

Poo.

I am trying to have a
serious conversation with you.

Yeah, well... yeah.

You better try a bit harder.

Oh.

I am sorry... um,
I don't like it.

Can you stop for a minute?

Oh.

Don't do that, please.

Mmm.

Oww.

Oww.

Oh, you hurt me.

Sorry.

Let's just... it is sort of.

I'm going to shave it off.

No.

Yeah, no, I'll go
and shave it off.

- No, it's OK.
- No, I'm going to shave it off.

No, that's all right.

I'll be back in a
minute, all right?

That's all right.

You're going?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I am going to go home.

Oh.

How come?

Um, lie in bed tonight.

All right.

So is there something wrong.

No, no, no, no, no.

It's just, um, I'm just
really tired like...

You know, don't they
ever have a.

I'm sorry.

Do you want me to call
you a cab or something?

No, it's OK.

I've already called one.

Excuse me, mate.

How is it going?

You all right?

Yeah.

Listen, uh, can you
help us out, mate?

No, I'm sorry. I can't.

I just need some cash.

I need about 15 quid.

It sounds a lot, but you know,
you'd be helping me out a lot,

you know?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I just can't help.

Well, we can go upstairs
and do it proper, if you want.

What?

Do it properly.

No, I don't want...

I don't want to do that.

- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, of
course you're pretty.

So what's your
problem, you know?

That's not a problem.

I just don't want to do it.

You don't have to do that.

Say, man, what's the matter
with people nowadays, man?

I'm asking for a little
bit of help, you know?

My girlfriend has just left me.

The baby has just been
taken away from me.

Al I get is a slap in
the face all the time.

15 quid... it's all I need...

15, quid, mate.

I'll give you some
money, all right?

You know, you don't have to...

You don't have to
do anything for it.

- You need to work for it.
- Fine that.

That's fine by me.
That's all right.

All right, and well, come in.

Come in off the street.

Haven't you changed your
mind a bit quick though?

No, come on.

All right, come in.

It's all right.

All right.

I have to... you just...

You just wait here until
I get the money, yeah?

Who do you live with then?

A girlfriend?

No, I... I live with
my... with my mate.

Your mate?

Are you queer?

No.

Not as far as I know anyway.

There you go.

Thanks. Thanks.

I really appreciate that.

That's all right.

Hey, look at his, right?

I was standing on the
street today, yeah.

I walked into some girl on a
huge bike... a bruise on that.

Yeah, that's not good, is it?

It's not good at all, mate.

Listen, why don't I
come back here tonight.

Once I go and get my stuff,
I'll come back, yeah?

Nah.

Nah, you better go.

Look, I don't want to be
in that shithole next door

tonight.

No, I don't think so.

You're really sweet, you know?

It's OK, yeah?

Cheers.

Good that.

Yeah?

Whoa.

Here she is.

There you go.

That's the way to do it.

Oh, there's something
missing, isn't it?

What is it?

Oh, yellow.

Yeah, more yellow, mate.

Yeah, fuck off.

- What would you do?
- Don't mess...

What would you do if I
poured this on here now?

John, don't mess around.

I'm taking off in
about 10 minutes.

- Woo.
- John, stop it.

John, stop fucking.

Fuck.

What were you doing?

You knocked my hand, man.

No, your hand? What am I doing?

What were you doing
messing around with that?

I wouldn't have come
near you, you idiot.

All right, mate,
it's an accident, yeah.

Accident my ass, John.

What?

So.

Well, I don't know
what you meant to do,

but it's up and.

You've done it.

It's just typical
you, isn't it, John?

It's just so typical of you.

Sorry.

This is typical
of what, exactly?

Of you fucking around.

My fucking around?

Uh, I'm sorry.

- Come on, John.
- Oh, OK.

You don't really want
to be here anymore, do you?

Do you?

I don't know.

I'm asking.

Do you?

No, I don't no.

Right.

No, I don't want to be fucking
here if you're going to behave

like a fucking psycho.

It's a fucking
accident, Mike, yeah?

Like sense of humor.

For fuck's sake.

Some epoxy fucking hand on
some epoxy fucking TV show.

Like hello?

Perspective.

You two suck dick
here doesn't mean I have to,

right?

Where's your
fucking balls, yeah?

You're spineless.

You're lackluster.

You lack luster, yeah?

Is that right?

Yeah.

Fuck, I hate to think you two
are where the talent is, yeah?

I have lost all fucking respect.

Is a whole line-0-

A couple of fucking sheep.

All right, why don't
you fuck off then, John?

Yeah, fine, I don't want to work

for you cunts in this
fucking shit place anyway.

Hold on.

Oh.

All right, mate.

Get off me.

Jesus, man.

Frank, man.

Frank.

Jesus, mate, come on.

Get up.

Woo!

Jesus.

It was like being ringside.

You all right?

Man, I thought you were
going to do a fucking Tyson.

I'm waiting for you to
start chomping on his ear.

Woo.

Hello?

Hello?

Listen, we haven't...
We haven't told you, have we?

No.

Me and Lisa is getting married.

Honestly?

What?

Oh, no.

Come here, lad, give a kiss.

Ready for a pound.

Ready for a pound now.

What?

Made a deal with us.

He said, if you don't get
your hair cut, I'll marry you.

Ohh,.

So I said, right.

Fuck you, then.

No, you didn't.

So, right, you know?

Even rung me dad, and asked
for my hand, and everything,

didn't you?

Because he sounds
like Les Dawson, no doubt.

He doesn't.

He says, I didn't think
you were that serious, he says.

I said, you know,
I've been goosing

your daughter for six years.

I'd like to make a lady of her,
and, uh, we went oh, all right,

then.

And that was it.

Yeah, cheers.

If you're fond
of sand dunes in salty air.

Quaint little villaages
here and there.

If you're fond of sand
dunes in salty air.

Quaint little villages
here and there.

If you're fond of sand
dunes and salty air.

Quaint little villages
here and there.

If you're fond of sand
dunes and salty air

quaint little villages
here and there.

If you're fond of sand dunes.

If you're fond of sand dunes.

If you're fond of sand dunes.

If you're fond of sand dunes.

If you're fond of sand
dunes and salty air.

Quaint little villages
here and there.

If you're fond of sand dunes.