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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,601 What are we talking about here? 2 00:00:01,703 --> 00:00:03,471 You want us to launch a cryptocurrency? 3 00:00:03,496 --> 00:00:05,896 You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream. 4 00:00:06,192 --> 00:00:07,958 Pied Piper Coin. 5 00:00:08,421 --> 00:00:09,427 Mm. 6 00:00:09,529 --> 00:00:11,229 _ 7 00:00:11,518 --> 00:00:13,818 I promised Richard that we would never 8 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,512 make them harvest data or sell ads. 9 00:00:15,513 --> 00:00:18,280 I am not saying that we will force their hand on this issue. 10 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:22,684 But neither am I saying definitively that we will not. 11 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,063 Have you received my proposal? 12 00:00:25,064 --> 00:00:26,730 Very promising. 13 00:00:26,755 --> 00:00:29,457 Look, Monica, I will do the ICO, 14 00:00:29,888 --> 00:00:31,615 but only if you do it with me. 15 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:33,723 Pied Piper Coin is totally going to work. 16 00:00:33,753 --> 00:00:35,242 Yes, it totally is. 17 00:00:35,872 --> 00:00:37,272 Whose idea was this again? 18 00:00:48,589 --> 00:00:50,589 _ 19 00:00:50,614 --> 00:00:51,683 Okay, everybody. 20 00:00:52,016 --> 00:00:53,148 Let's do this. 21 00:00:53,384 --> 00:00:55,107 Photo time. Let's go. 22 00:00:55,319 --> 00:00:57,953 Front-enders, come on in. Where's my back-enders? 23 00:00:57,989 --> 00:00:59,721 I see you, crypto-geeks. 24 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:04,125 Follow me! 25 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:05,566 Old Pipey thing. 26 00:01:06,235 --> 00:01:07,964 Holden. Are we set? 27 00:01:08,031 --> 00:01:10,231 Sorry. I haven't used this camera before. 28 00:01:10,676 --> 00:01:11,968 Are we set? 29 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:13,101 Yes, Jared. 30 00:01:13,136 --> 00:01:14,402 Look... uh, look, guys. 31 00:01:14,437 --> 00:01:17,572 I-I know we didn't have the budget we wanted to get here. 32 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:18,874 But, we are here. 33 00:01:18,909 --> 00:01:21,576 Finally, all our hard work has paid off. 34 00:01:21,768 --> 00:01:25,696 So now, the world's first, totally decentralized Internet 35 00:01:25,782 --> 00:01:28,550 will be live... in five... 36 00:01:28,585 --> 00:01:29,885 Four, 37 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,940 three, two, one. 38 00:01:32,965 --> 00:01:34,088 Yeah! 39 00:01:45,087 --> 00:01:47,087 _ 40 00:01:51,368 --> 00:01:53,228 _ 41 00:01:58,948 --> 00:02:01,215 Richard. Richard! 42 00:02:01,896 --> 00:02:03,017 Richard. 43 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:05,041 _ 44 00:02:06,155 --> 00:02:07,421 You have to see this. 45 00:02:07,456 --> 00:02:08,689 What's wrong now? 46 00:02:08,724 --> 00:02:10,424 A good thing. 47 00:02:10,459 --> 00:02:12,125 A good thing has finally happened. 48 00:02:12,268 --> 00:02:13,400 Don't fuck with me. 49 00:02:13,435 --> 00:02:15,833 I am not fucking with you! 50 00:02:16,939 --> 00:02:18,112 Come, come. 51 00:02:21,811 --> 00:02:22,877 Look. 52 00:02:22,912 --> 00:02:24,344 Look at the user numbers. 53 00:02:26,348 --> 00:02:28,139 Wait, holy shit. Is that right? 54 00:02:28,517 --> 00:02:30,640 I think we've reached the inflection point. 55 00:02:33,884 --> 00:02:34,954 We made it. 56 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:37,426 - Don't, just... don't. - Yeah. 57 00:02:37,978 --> 00:02:41,027 Well, I think this calls for a little celebration. 58 00:02:43,232 --> 00:02:45,732 I just knew that if we kept plugging away, 59 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:47,534 eventually, we'd get some traction 60 00:02:47,570 --> 00:02:49,885 and reach an inflection point. 61 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:51,004 What did I keep saying? 62 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:53,340 Give us time and then we'll climb, bitches! 63 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:54,474 Yes, Holden. 64 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:56,522 That's right, except for the bitches part, but yes. 65 00:02:56,745 --> 00:03:00,681 And now, we are gaining almost 12,000 users an hour! 66 00:03:03,051 --> 00:03:04,355 Fuck, yeah! 67 00:03:04,553 --> 00:03:06,720 You get a high five and you get a high five! 68 00:03:06,755 --> 00:03:08,221 - Fuck yeah! - I wanna give a quick shout-out 69 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,589 to my seven developers, 70 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:10,756 my Septapipers, 71 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,891 who stuck with us through thick and thin, 72 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:14,694 unlike K-Hole, 73 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:18,682 which took their game and totally bailed on us. 74 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:23,001 Lock them up! Lock them up! 75 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,605 Jesus, Jared. You really did a number on that kid. 76 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,039 God. Yeah. 77 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,908 I just chipped away everything that wasn't Richard's assistant 78 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:31,169 and this is what's left. 79 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:32,829 Lock them up! 80 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:42,850 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 81 00:03:45,382 --> 00:03:47,769 So, how are things advancing? 82 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,311 To date, 83 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:53,431 we have manufactured almost 400,000 mobile devices. 84 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,952 And we are signing them all onto the Pied Piper network? 85 00:03:57,124 --> 00:03:58,056 Yes. 86 00:03:58,092 --> 00:03:59,698 Well, we have to do it manually. 87 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:00,996 It is slow. 88 00:04:01,261 --> 00:04:03,095 But it provides an advantage. 89 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:04,562 They may not know what we are doing 90 00:04:04,598 --> 00:04:06,479 until it's too late for them to stop us. 91 00:04:08,201 --> 00:04:09,300 Indeed. 92 00:04:12,072 --> 00:04:13,284 Yeah. To be honest, 93 00:04:13,473 --> 00:04:16,541 at times, I find it difficult to tell what you're thinking. 94 00:04:17,058 --> 00:04:18,143 Mmm, I see. 95 00:04:22,415 --> 00:04:24,449 ? Come on babe ? 96 00:04:24,484 --> 00:04:25,984 ? Follow me ? 97 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:28,753 ? I'm the Pied Piper ? 98 00:04:28,788 --> 00:04:30,921 ? Follow me I'm the Pied... ? 99 00:04:37,397 --> 00:04:38,774 Pappy Van Winkle? 100 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:41,166 I'm not gonna have to start 101 00:04:41,201 --> 00:04:42,967 locking my desk drawer now, am I? 102 00:04:43,206 --> 00:04:45,469 Hey, does this seem odd to you? 103 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:46,437 What? 104 00:04:46,473 --> 00:04:48,906 So, our user numbers have been growing for days, 105 00:04:48,941 --> 00:04:51,018 but our coin value is flat. 106 00:04:51,211 --> 00:04:52,377 It hasn't budged at all. 107 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,646 I thought the two would be correlated, 108 00:04:54,681 --> 00:04:55,713 at least a little bit. 109 00:04:55,748 --> 00:04:57,048 Yeah. Should be. 110 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:59,750 Sorry, I don't mean to rain on the parade. 111 00:04:59,786 --> 00:05:01,196 I find parades to be 112 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,888 impotent displays of authoritarianism. 113 00:05:03,923 --> 00:05:04,960 Whose bag is this? 114 00:05:04,985 --> 00:05:06,950 - Uh... oh. - Scoot over. 115 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:17,549 Colin? 116 00:05:18,304 --> 00:05:20,137 - Hey, man. - What are you doing here? 117 00:05:20,173 --> 00:05:22,039 I like the beard. You throwing a party? 118 00:05:22,075 --> 00:05:25,042 Yeah. Something that you and K-Hole Games could've been a part of, 119 00:05:25,078 --> 00:05:26,443 had you not walked out on us. 120 00:05:26,478 --> 00:05:28,512 Oh, come on, man. Laurie was our VC. 121 00:05:28,547 --> 00:05:30,681 She's the one that made me pull the game and bail on you guys. 122 00:05:30,717 --> 00:05:32,216 So you just do whatever Laurie says, huh? 123 00:05:32,251 --> 00:05:34,408 - Well, she had control of my board. - Hmm. 124 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:37,001 Which is exactly how she just managed to fire me. 125 00:05:37,035 --> 00:05:38,534 You lost your company? 126 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:40,203 Aw. Bummer. 127 00:05:40,394 --> 00:05:43,756 But, the cool part is, I'm free. 128 00:05:44,714 --> 00:05:45,800 Which is why I'm here. 129 00:05:45,844 --> 00:05:49,246 I have been cooking up a solo project on the side 130 00:05:49,281 --> 00:05:50,336 for a few years. 131 00:05:50,582 --> 00:05:51,814 It's a killer new game. 132 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,568 And I was thinking maybe, 133 00:05:54,185 --> 00:05:55,551 we would launch it on your network. 134 00:05:55,587 --> 00:05:57,754 It's a sweet indie RPG. 135 00:05:57,789 --> 00:05:59,822 I'm calling it "The Gates of Galloo." 136 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:01,232 I have a ton of presales. 137 00:06:01,426 --> 00:06:03,626 If we put this thing on Pipernet, bam. 138 00:06:03,661 --> 00:06:06,512 You're gonna have 80,000 instant users. 139 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:09,844 - What do you say? - You and K-Hole pull your game. 140 00:06:10,034 --> 00:06:13,168 A game that was the central element 141 00:06:13,204 --> 00:06:14,704 to our launch strategy. 142 00:06:14,739 --> 00:06:17,028 And then literally days after everything 143 00:06:17,053 --> 00:06:18,974 starts to fucking come together, 144 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:21,477 you stroll on in here and act like nothing ever happened? 145 00:06:21,513 --> 00:06:22,537 Stroll? 146 00:06:22,881 --> 00:06:24,179 I just walked in here normally. 147 00:06:24,215 --> 00:06:25,981 Besides, this would help you out too, right? 148 00:06:26,017 --> 00:06:27,764 You... you wanna help me out? 149 00:06:28,386 --> 00:06:29,864 You just lost your company. 150 00:06:30,288 --> 00:06:31,734 I'm in there celebrating, 151 00:06:31,856 --> 00:06:33,456 with my fucking victory. 152 00:06:33,992 --> 00:06:35,012 Dude. 153 00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:37,092 Can I be real with you? 154 00:06:38,495 --> 00:06:39,561 I really need this. 155 00:06:39,909 --> 00:06:41,370 Can I be realer? 156 00:06:43,263 --> 00:06:44,386 Kiss my piss. 157 00:06:45,769 --> 00:06:46,701 What? 158 00:06:46,737 --> 00:06:48,554 You heard me. Kiss my piss. 159 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:50,439 I was hoping you'd be cool about this. 160 00:06:50,474 --> 00:06:53,442 Oh, really? You thought I might be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat? 161 00:06:53,477 --> 00:06:54,872 Is this cool, huh? 162 00:06:55,678 --> 00:06:56,710 To do this, maybe? 163 00:06:56,746 --> 00:06:57,778 I don't know. 164 00:06:57,814 --> 00:06:59,012 Kiss my piss. 165 00:07:00,664 --> 00:07:01,742 Kiss... 166 00:07:02,077 --> 00:07:03,162 my piss. 167 00:07:06,156 --> 00:07:07,318 All right, I get it. 168 00:07:07,516 --> 00:07:08,749 Kiss my piss. 169 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,318 I'll see you around, Richard. 170 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:13,854 Karma's a bitch, Colin. 171 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:25,048 - Oh! Monica, hey. - Hey. 172 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,867 Hey, I was just coming in early to clean up 173 00:07:26,903 --> 00:07:28,406 for the custodial staff. 174 00:07:28,431 --> 00:07:29,655 When did you get here? 175 00:07:29,988 --> 00:07:31,728 - We never left. - We? 176 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,540 All right. Good to go. 177 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:40,736 You were both here all night? 178 00:07:41,218 --> 00:07:43,549 Our coin price wasn't growing with our user numbers, 179 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:46,920 so we coded a diagnostic tool to go through the ledger 180 00:07:46,955 --> 00:07:49,756 and figure out exactly where our users are coming from. 181 00:07:49,791 --> 00:07:51,424 Yes. We coded it. 182 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:53,535 You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole. 183 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,430 In a public workspace, in the state of California, no less. 184 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:58,532 Shall we? 185 00:08:01,804 --> 00:08:03,037 This breaks our users down 186 00:08:03,072 --> 00:08:05,071 by which developers signed them on. 187 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,736 So, each bar is one of our seven Septopipers. 188 00:08:08,482 --> 00:08:10,310 Wait, why are there eight bars? 189 00:08:10,345 --> 00:08:12,479 - Who... who's that? - No idea. 190 00:08:12,514 --> 00:08:15,882 But whoever it is, they are the reason for most of our new user growth. 191 00:08:15,918 --> 00:08:18,418 Wait, so some non-piper out there is signing up 192 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,520 users to our network en masse? 193 00:08:20,556 --> 00:08:22,333 How'd they get access to our system? 194 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,790 Without a key from us, 195 00:08:23,826 --> 00:08:26,059 the only way in is to steal our software. 196 00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:27,742 But no one has stolen our software. 197 00:08:29,798 --> 00:08:30,931 Except for... 198 00:08:30,966 --> 00:08:32,866 Oh, shit. 199 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,739 Hello? 200 00:08:39,775 --> 00:08:41,574 Hey, Jian-Yang. It's Big Head. 201 00:08:41,609 --> 00:08:42,741 How's it going, man? 202 00:08:42,777 --> 00:08:43,943 He's been in contact 203 00:08:43,979 --> 00:08:45,345 with Jian-Yang this whole time? 204 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:46,846 Yeah, they play Words with Friends. 205 00:08:46,881 --> 00:08:50,283 Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle wants to ask you a question. 206 00:08:50,318 --> 00:08:52,852 No. I don't want to talk to Gilfoyle. 207 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:54,820 He's a racist and a witch. 208 00:08:54,856 --> 00:08:56,789 I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi 209 00:08:56,824 --> 00:08:59,058 and tell me what the fuck is going on with our network. 210 00:08:59,094 --> 00:09:01,127 Fuck you. I'll tell you nothing. 211 00:09:01,162 --> 00:09:03,462 _ 212 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:11,292 Okay. I'll tell you everything. 213 00:09:11,906 --> 00:09:14,105 But I want to move back into the house. 214 00:09:16,978 --> 00:09:18,327 I want to come home. 215 00:09:18,513 --> 00:09:19,545 Wait, what? 216 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:20,880 It's not that big a deal. 217 00:09:20,915 --> 00:09:22,846 I mean, Jian-Yang could just take Erlich's old room. 218 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:24,160 So... 219 00:09:24,927 --> 00:09:26,685 I don't give a fuck about that. 220 00:09:27,389 --> 00:09:29,822 So, Jian-Yang said Gavin Belson 221 00:09:29,847 --> 00:09:31,725 tried to buy our stolen software? 222 00:09:31,759 --> 00:09:33,013 Yes, but before he could, 223 00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:35,761 he was outmaneuvered by a Chinese man named Yao. 224 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,096 Yao? Who the fuck is Yao? 225 00:09:38,132 --> 00:09:39,197 This guy. 226 00:09:39,952 --> 00:09:41,366 He's a Chinese manufacturer 227 00:09:41,402 --> 00:09:44,114 who just announced a partnership with guess who? 228 00:09:44,405 --> 00:09:45,571 Laurie Bream. 229 00:09:45,606 --> 00:09:49,441 She just led a $200 million round for something called YaoNet. 230 00:09:49,476 --> 00:09:52,444 So Laurie and Yao are manufacturing phones, 231 00:09:52,479 --> 00:09:53,836 and signing them onto our network. 232 00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:56,734 But why? Why would they wanna help us? 233 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,061 Oh, shit. 234 00:09:58,385 --> 00:10:00,285 They're not helping us. They're attacking us. 235 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,486 It's the 51% attack. 236 00:10:01,522 --> 00:10:03,455 - Has to be. - I'm sorry, what? 237 00:10:03,490 --> 00:10:04,489 A 51... 238 00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:12,464 A 51% attack... 239 00:10:14,968 --> 00:10:17,502 The beauty of our decentralized Internet 240 00:10:17,538 --> 00:10:19,504 is that no one controls it. 241 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:22,078 But if 51% were controlled 242 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:23,640 by one entity, 243 00:10:23,676 --> 00:10:25,591 like, say, Laurie and Yao, 244 00:10:26,011 --> 00:10:27,511 they could rewrite the rules for everyone. 245 00:10:27,547 --> 00:10:29,380 They can delete all of our users, 246 00:10:29,415 --> 00:10:32,149 all of our developer apps, crash our coin. 247 00:10:32,185 --> 00:10:35,553 - This would be the end of Pied Piper. - Fuck! 248 00:10:35,588 --> 00:10:37,488 Okay. How many devices do they have? 249 00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:44,328 Right now, they have 45% of our total. 250 00:10:44,596 --> 00:10:45,962 - And gaining. - Wait, Gilfoyle. 251 00:10:45,997 --> 00:10:49,299 Could you write a patch that kicks all of Yao's users off the network? 252 00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:51,335 I would have to rewrite our consensus protocol, 253 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:53,303 but I could probably get that done in eight hours. 254 00:10:53,339 --> 00:10:54,387 Okay, that's good. 255 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:55,685 And... and how long do we have 256 00:10:55,686 --> 00:10:57,050 till we lose control of the network? 257 00:10:57,086 --> 00:10:59,205 At this rate, half that. 258 00:11:04,672 --> 00:11:06,205 I just went for a run. 259 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:09,633 I sprinted... 260 00:11:09,944 --> 00:11:11,244 up the last bit, there. 261 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,615 I did open palm. 262 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:17,283 Aaah! 263 00:11:17,751 --> 00:11:19,352 Wh-What's going on? 264 00:11:19,822 --> 00:11:22,490 Richard, there's no easy way to say this. 265 00:11:22,526 --> 00:11:24,925 Jian-Yang is moving back into the house. 266 00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:27,310 Right? 267 00:11:27,356 --> 00:11:30,589 Gavin, you've staked the entire future of this company 268 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,992 on the Signature Box Three. 269 00:11:33,466 --> 00:11:34,536 Where are they? 270 00:11:34,571 --> 00:11:36,518 Well, the last two months have been challenging. 271 00:11:36,725 --> 00:11:38,124 The Chinese were petulant. 272 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,327 The North Carolinians proved very entitled. 273 00:11:40,362 --> 00:11:43,797 And I held out hopes for our experiment in the Yukon Territories. 274 00:11:43,832 --> 00:11:44,995 But as it happens, 275 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,030 the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining. 276 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,200 But fear not, 277 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,186 I am in the early stages of a new plan. 278 00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:54,285 Did you know that some of America's 279 00:11:54,286 --> 00:11:57,090 most capable, motivated laborers 280 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,326 are at this moment awaiting execution? 281 00:11:59,361 --> 00:12:00,382 Gavin. 282 00:12:00,663 --> 00:12:03,664 How many boxes have you actually managed to produce? 283 00:12:03,884 --> 00:12:05,383 Well, we have the 40 prototypes, 284 00:12:05,418 --> 00:12:07,159 which we've been using to drive sales. 285 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,989 - And? - And... 286 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,429 they are very impressive. 287 00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:13,497 I see. 288 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,359 I guess it's time we tell you. 289 00:12:16,681 --> 00:12:18,215 We've been exploring the viability 290 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,816 of an acquisition with Amazon. 291 00:12:19,852 --> 00:12:21,384 The talks are still preliminary, 292 00:12:21,419 --> 00:12:23,754 but thus far, they seem quite promising. 293 00:12:23,789 --> 00:12:25,881 You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos? 294 00:12:26,105 --> 00:12:27,482 No fucking way. 295 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:29,139 I mean, don't take this as any kind of threat, 296 00:12:29,174 --> 00:12:32,142 but if Amazon buys this company, I am out. 297 00:12:32,177 --> 00:12:34,177 We spoke to Jeff an hour ago. 298 00:12:34,477 --> 00:12:37,714 It sounds like the two of you are on the same page about that. 299 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,786 Priyanka, start separating legitimate users 300 00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:43,787 into their own pool. 301 00:12:43,822 --> 00:12:46,121 Becky, I need you to rate-limit enemy devices. 302 00:12:46,157 --> 00:12:49,325 Danny, find shortcuts to deploy a new consensus protocol. 303 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,627 Sorry, but we're never gonna finish in time. 304 00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:52,961 Not with that attitude. 305 00:12:52,997 --> 00:12:55,698 Yeah, we would need to add a shit ton more users immediately. 306 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:56,802 Working on it. 307 00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:59,236 Colin, hey. It's... it's Richard Hendricks. 308 00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,636 Leaving you another voicemail. 309 00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:03,806 Um, just wanted to talk to you about your game. 310 00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:07,872 And, uh, those, uh, 80,000 users you got there. 311 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,646 And also, to apologize for last night. 312 00:13:10,682 --> 00:13:14,083 You know, I was just really wasted. I was so drunk. 313 00:13:14,118 --> 00:13:15,784 We had such a crazy party going on. 314 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:18,020 Anyway, call me back and we'll, uh, 315 00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:19,788 we'll chat some "Gates of Galloo." 316 00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:21,056 We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" it up. 317 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,291 How's that sound? Well, just call me back. 318 00:13:23,327 --> 00:13:26,015 Okay? It's... it's Richard Hendricks, it's... 319 00:13:27,297 --> 00:13:28,602 Thank you. Bye. 320 00:13:29,281 --> 00:13:31,248 - Left another voicemail. - Doesn't really matter. 321 00:13:31,283 --> 00:13:33,538 He's gonna be off the grid for the next three days. 322 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,486 - What? - Yeah, I just spoke with his girlfriend. 323 00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:37,654 Whatever the fuck you said, he took really hard. 324 00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,623 Colin went camping. Alone. 325 00:13:39,658 --> 00:13:41,314 Well, did she say where he went? 326 00:13:41,339 --> 00:13:43,230 The Los Trancos Preserve? 327 00:13:43,297 --> 00:13:45,482 Wait. I know exactly where that is. 328 00:13:45,755 --> 00:13:47,254 I used to go foraging for mushrooms 329 00:13:47,289 --> 00:13:49,724 with my friend Muriel there before she passed away. 330 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:52,025 I could drive up there and... and look for him. 331 00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:53,427 It's only 20 miles away 332 00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:55,402 and they don't really enforce the speed limit. 333 00:13:56,866 --> 00:13:58,809 Fuck your Volt. I'll drive. 334 00:14:00,536 --> 00:14:02,603 - What... what are you doing? - I'm borrowing my Tesla. 335 00:14:02,638 --> 00:14:04,905 - It's my Tesla. - I pay for it. 336 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,774 And if I don't get to Colin in time, 337 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:08,542 Pied Piper ceases to exist. 338 00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,512 So, pretty please with a fucking cherry on top, 339 00:14:11,547 --> 00:14:13,414 can I borrow the Tesla I bought for you? 340 00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,444 - Can Jared drive? - No. 341 00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:19,219 - Fine. - Thank you. 342 00:14:24,271 --> 00:14:25,309 So...? 343 00:14:25,672 --> 00:14:27,272 So... we're fucked. 344 00:14:27,502 --> 00:14:29,068 No, we're not. Okay, we just... 345 00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,136 We need a few more users 346 00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:32,041 to give Gilfoyle some breathing room and... 347 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,607 And what if you call Dana from Quiver? 348 00:14:34,643 --> 00:14:36,343 He hates me. Everybody does. 349 00:14:36,378 --> 00:14:38,445 And to be honest, they're right. I'm an asshole. 350 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,779 No, you're not, Richard. 351 00:14:39,815 --> 00:14:40,880 Yes, I am. 352 00:14:40,915 --> 00:14:43,440 Colin was here last night, out there in the hallway, 353 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,551 down on his luck 354 00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:46,820 and he was begging me to take his subscribers. 355 00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:47,941 And I told him to... 356 00:14:48,523 --> 00:14:51,023 kiss... my piss. 357 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,326 - You what? - Kiss my piss. 358 00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:54,994 I said it again and again. 359 00:14:55,418 --> 00:14:57,500 Oh my God. I did a dance. 360 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,423 Okay, okay, okay. Let's just move on from... 361 00:15:02,595 --> 00:15:03,636 this. 362 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,813 I am a spiteful, vengeful prick. 363 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,474 Oh my God, Richard. 364 00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:09,608 Yes, you fucked up. 365 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,910 But that doesn't mean you're a bad person. 366 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,513 Look at you, you're sitting here, regretting it. 367 00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:15,814 That's not the move of an asshole. 368 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:19,150 Okay? I mean, you think a guy like Gavin Belson just sits around, 369 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,019 feeling bad about being a dick to people? 370 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,421 He doesn't even notice, okay? 371 00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:23,622 The guy's a prick when he was on top 372 00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,491 and now after everything that just happened, 373 00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:26,558 he's still gonna be a prick. 374 00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:28,427 What do you... What do you mean? 375 00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:30,061 Everything that just happened. What happened? 376 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:33,564 I just read that Amazon's probably gonna be acquiring Hooli. 377 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,565 What? 378 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,601 Yeah, so Gavin Belson's gonna be out on his ass, 379 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,669 but do you think he's gonna change at all because of it? 380 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,102 No, he's always gonna be a... 381 00:15:40,293 --> 00:15:41,272 prick. 382 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,641 Exactly. Okay, so stop whipping yourself 383 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,096 - and let's just figure out what we can do. - He's a prick. 384 00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:47,712 Yes. Gavin Belson is a prick. 385 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:48,846 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 386 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:51,549 He's a... he's a total... 387 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,428 - fucking prick. - Wait, where are you going? 388 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,687 How could it be this crowded? 389 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,155 Burning Man's in two weeks, 390 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,409 so people are beta testing their new gear. 391 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,960 Why would people who aren't refugees 392 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,271 choose to come here and live like refugees? 393 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,631 You know that's not, like, a desirable thing, right? 394 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,466 Living like a refugee? Ugh! 395 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,823 This place is offensive to homeless people. 396 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,449 - Hello? - Hello, Gavin? 397 00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:17,283 It's Richard Hendricks. Richard Hendricks. 398 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,317 - Mind the glass. - Yeah. 399 00:16:21,787 --> 00:16:23,921 Oh. It's all smashed up again. 400 00:16:24,422 --> 00:16:25,754 What do you want, Richard? 401 00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,424 I need your help. 402 00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:29,525 Look, my network is in trouble. 403 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,961 And I know that deep down, in your heart, what you... 404 00:16:31,996 --> 00:16:33,861 Oh, for fuck's sake. You're not gonna give me 405 00:16:33,897 --> 00:16:35,330 another one of your inspirational, 406 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:37,799 in defense of great technology speeches, are you? 407 00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,401 Stand up and fight for innovation, 408 00:16:39,436 --> 00:16:40,468 that kind of bullshit? 409 00:16:40,503 --> 00:16:42,326 No. Exactly the opposite. 410 00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:45,807 I happen to know that a man named Yao 411 00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:47,069 fucked you over. 412 00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:49,477 How would you like to fuck him back? 413 00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:51,579 I'm listening. 414 00:16:51,614 --> 00:16:53,164 I need you to attack me. 415 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:57,318 John? It's Gavin Belson. 416 00:16:57,353 --> 00:16:59,554 Oh. Hello. 417 00:16:59,589 --> 00:17:01,789 Listen, John. Do we still have the prototypes 418 00:17:01,825 --> 00:17:03,825 of my Signature Box Three strung up? 419 00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:06,160 Yeah. 420 00:17:08,064 --> 00:17:10,430 They told us they were gonna send more, but... 421 00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:12,737 they never did. 422 00:17:12,738 --> 00:17:13,936 Well, that's a long story. 423 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,402 - I got time. - Yeah, listen, John... 424 00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:21,505 I need you to give admin access to Richard Hendricks. 425 00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:23,774 Becky, did you run connection throttling 426 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,609 on the latest batch of device IDs? 427 00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:27,678 Yes. You know why? 428 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,894 I'm not a moron. 429 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,181 Oh, I see. I'm the asshole. 430 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,230 Really? 431 00:17:32,255 --> 00:17:33,650 You really wanna have this conversation? 432 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:34,830 You're both assholes. 433 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,454 Shut the fuck up. 434 00:17:38,719 --> 00:17:40,148 The fuck does it matter. 435 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,692 We're never gonna finish this patch in time, anyway. 436 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,498 Wait, what the fuck... 437 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,298 just happened? 438 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,869 Dick, where are you? 439 00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,004 I'm at Gavin's. 440 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,505 I just gave his boxes permission 441 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:57,307 to mimic a shit-ton of phones on our network. 442 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,808 A second attack. 443 00:17:58,844 --> 00:17:59,909 Yes, exactly. 444 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,077 Now Yao can't get to 51%. Where are we with the patch? 445 00:18:03,797 --> 00:18:05,246 Close, but you do realize 446 00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:06,949 that now that we're below 51%, 447 00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,750 we can't deploy it. 448 00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:10,052 For now, we can't win. 449 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:13,030 But since Gavin is holding off Yao, we can't lose either. 450 00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:14,669 He just bought us some time. 451 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,500 Okay, I'll see you in a bit. 452 00:18:16,757 --> 00:18:18,624 Well, Gavin, thank you very much. 453 00:18:18,659 --> 00:18:21,711 You just gave me and my guys a fighting chance. 454 00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:23,529 Is that what just happened here, Richard? 455 00:18:23,564 --> 00:18:24,763 Yes. 456 00:18:25,699 --> 00:18:27,375 - No? - Seems to me, 457 00:18:27,446 --> 00:18:29,979 you are the one that just gave me a fighting chance. 458 00:18:30,838 --> 00:18:31,868 Ni hao. 459 00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:34,240 It's Gavin Belson for Mr. Yao. 460 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:36,141 What the fuck are you doing? 461 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:39,069 This is the last road, Dinesh. 462 00:18:39,756 --> 00:18:40,887 He's not here. 463 00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:47,228 Colin! Colin! 464 00:18:47,263 --> 00:18:48,597 Will you shut the fuck up? 465 00:18:48,632 --> 00:18:50,632 How would you like to die today, motherfucker? 466 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,521 No, it's not a real death threat, sir. 467 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:54,669 I'm sorry. I'm just stressed. 468 00:18:54,705 --> 00:18:56,270 Shut up for a second. You hear that? 469 00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:14,321 So, you want us to delete all of our phones? 470 00:19:14,356 --> 00:19:16,123 Right now, we're in a standoff. 471 00:19:16,158 --> 00:19:19,396 You can't win, but if you back off, I can. 472 00:19:19,528 --> 00:19:21,161 I have more devices than anyone, 473 00:19:21,196 --> 00:19:22,663 I will reach 51%, 474 00:19:22,698 --> 00:19:24,431 and take control of this little shit's network. 475 00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:25,833 You know, can I chime in here? 476 00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:29,193 I actually think that this is a bad idea, and... 477 00:19:30,305 --> 00:19:32,640 In exchange for deleting your principal competition, 478 00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:34,508 I'm simply asking for a partnership 479 00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:36,110 between your venture and Hooli. 480 00:19:36,145 --> 00:19:38,549 Well, he's actually leaving Hooli. They're firing him. 481 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:40,281 So I don't know where the connection could... 482 00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,849 For fuck's sake. 483 00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:43,506 I'm sure my board would find 484 00:19:43,507 --> 00:19:46,039 an arrangement between YaoNet and Hooli 485 00:19:46,074 --> 00:19:48,008 vastly preferable to fire sale-ing 486 00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,630 the company to Jeff Bezos. 487 00:19:49,811 --> 00:19:51,178 My proposal is I help you, 488 00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:53,580 in exchange for a 20% stake in your venture. 489 00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:55,081 And I have a counterproposal, 490 00:19:55,117 --> 00:19:59,045 that you do not do that. 491 00:19:59,188 --> 00:20:00,310 Gavin... 492 00:20:01,723 --> 00:20:03,157 How do we proceed? 493 00:20:04,527 --> 00:20:05,626 Because... 494 00:20:06,928 --> 00:20:07,997 We like it. 495 00:20:12,568 --> 00:20:15,072 _ 496 00:20:15,096 --> 00:20:16,900 _ 497 00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:20,033 _ 498 00:20:43,531 --> 00:20:45,665 Hey, guys. What are you doing here? 499 00:20:45,902 --> 00:20:47,926 - We tried calling you. - A hundred times. 500 00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:50,027 Yeah, I'm off the grid. 501 00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:51,160 And... 502 00:20:52,597 --> 00:20:53,596 Done. 503 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,544 All right, so the patch is ready? 504 00:20:55,569 --> 00:20:56,731 Indeed. 505 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,972 Now, maybe someday, 506 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,107 Dark Lord willing, we'll actually get to deploy... 507 00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:02,208 Boo-yah! 508 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:04,206 We just crushed the patch, Pipers! 509 00:21:04,216 --> 00:21:06,983 Holden, give me that fucking mallet right now! 510 00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,241 - Drop it! - Wait, what the fuck? 511 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,559 Care to tell me what the fuck is going on now? 512 00:21:16,594 --> 00:21:17,828 Gavin is fucking us. 513 00:21:17,863 --> 00:21:19,595 He just convinced Yao to pull his phones. 514 00:21:19,631 --> 00:21:20,997 What the fuck is that noise? 515 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:23,333 Gavin's making ice cream. 516 00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:24,667 - Fuck. - Yeah. 517 00:21:24,703 --> 00:21:26,542 - Can you kill his devices? - No, I can't. 518 00:21:26,543 --> 00:21:28,248 He just had his server guy lock me out. 519 00:21:28,511 --> 00:21:29,777 Look, we need Colin. 520 00:21:29,812 --> 00:21:32,579 We need "Galloo," now. 521 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,602 All right, well, it's a pretty straight road from here, so... 522 00:21:35,889 --> 00:21:38,054 Hold on to your kidneys, motherfuckers! 523 00:21:38,055 --> 00:21:40,821 We are going Ludicrous! 524 00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:43,791 What the fuck? 525 00:21:45,562 --> 00:21:47,328 Oh. What? 526 00:21:47,364 --> 00:21:49,830 Valet mode. You put me in fucking valet mode. 527 00:21:49,866 --> 00:21:51,799 You wrecked your Tesla. You're not wrecking mine. 528 00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:54,721 Come on, that caps me at 70 miles per hour, limits performance 529 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:55,792 to 80 kilowatts. 530 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:58,587 Come on, you have to let me do Ludicrous Mode, now! 531 00:21:58,642 --> 00:22:00,275 I've been a total gentleman about this. 532 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:01,368 I have Colin! 533 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,943 I want two more months of payments. 534 00:22:03,664 --> 00:22:04,745 One more month. 535 00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,987 Fine. Do not crash. 536 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:12,154 Here we go. 537 00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:13,576 Three... 538 00:22:13,823 --> 00:22:14,822 two... 539 00:22:14,857 --> 00:22:15,956 one... 540 00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:28,335 We've got all 63 distributed systems engineers on the job, Gavin. 541 00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:31,143 The patch you asked for is nearly finished. 542 00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:34,675 Wonderful. Call me when we hit 51%. 543 00:22:37,613 --> 00:22:39,879 Hey, Richard. I know what might cheer you up. 544 00:22:39,915 --> 00:22:41,315 How about a little ice cream? 545 00:22:43,251 --> 00:22:45,151 Come on, guys. Where the fuck are you? 546 00:22:46,922 --> 00:22:48,121 Well, this is fucked. 547 00:22:48,156 --> 00:22:50,457 I heard on a podcast that patrol men 548 00:22:50,492 --> 00:22:53,627 are actually a lot more tempted by bribes than you might think. 549 00:22:55,798 --> 00:22:57,263 Officer, hi. 550 00:22:57,461 --> 00:23:00,215 Is there anything I can do to make this all... 551 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,464 go away? 552 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,669 Sir, I would think very carefully 553 00:23:05,705 --> 00:23:07,803 about the next words that come out of your mouth. 554 00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:11,776 Oh, shit. 555 00:23:13,678 --> 00:23:15,478 Well, look at that. 556 00:23:15,514 --> 00:23:16,734 51%. 557 00:23:17,446 --> 00:23:18,670 Yeah, Scott? 558 00:23:19,351 --> 00:23:20,517 Yes, I know. 559 00:23:20,552 --> 00:23:21,719 I just saw. 560 00:23:22,288 --> 00:23:24,350 No, not yet. Hold on a moment. 561 00:23:28,327 --> 00:23:29,359 Gavin. 562 00:23:29,528 --> 00:23:30,693 What is our status? 563 00:23:30,729 --> 00:23:32,495 Friends, I'm about to delete 564 00:23:32,531 --> 00:23:34,280 Mr. Hendricks' life's work. 565 00:23:34,645 --> 00:23:36,176 I thought you'd wanna see it happen. 566 00:23:36,802 --> 00:23:38,468 Richard, was that too mean? 567 00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:41,367 Oh, well. Should we get to it? 568 00:23:42,702 --> 00:23:44,061 - Scott... - Wait. 569 00:23:46,245 --> 00:23:48,609 Take it. Just take it. 570 00:23:49,013 --> 00:23:50,079 Take what? 571 00:23:50,114 --> 00:23:51,184 Pied Piper. 572 00:23:51,817 --> 00:23:53,316 The whole network. All of it. 573 00:23:53,351 --> 00:23:55,010 Just please don't destroy it. 574 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,921 I'd rather give it away than watch it die. 575 00:23:59,157 --> 00:24:01,691 As much as I hate to admit, 576 00:24:01,726 --> 00:24:03,961 who better to take it than you, Gavin? 577 00:24:05,029 --> 00:24:08,431 I mean, you're really the only one 578 00:24:08,467 --> 00:24:11,634 who realizes what the decentralized Internet could be. 579 00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:14,403 I find this uninteresting. Can we proceed? 580 00:24:14,439 --> 00:24:16,305 You wrote the patent and gave it to me. 581 00:24:16,341 --> 00:24:20,048 Hell, you hired the best 63 distributed systems engineers in the city. 582 00:24:20,378 --> 00:24:23,149 I mean, you could build this 583 00:24:23,202 --> 00:24:24,613 into what it was meant to be. 584 00:24:24,648 --> 00:24:25,647 Gavin, enough. 585 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:28,149 Come on, you know that my network 586 00:24:28,185 --> 00:24:30,472 is way better than some knockoff. 587 00:24:30,688 --> 00:24:32,954 And instead of taking a minority stake in their company, 588 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:35,205 you could take total control of mine. 589 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:37,741 Why would you turn that down? 590 00:24:37,905 --> 00:24:39,704 Let's make it official. I will, uh... 591 00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:44,509 I will sign my company 592 00:24:44,557 --> 00:24:45,778 over to you. 593 00:24:46,003 --> 00:24:47,836 It's yours, Gavin. You win. 594 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:50,595 Okay? 595 00:24:50,941 --> 00:24:53,575 Take it. Just please don't delete it. 596 00:24:53,611 --> 00:24:55,116 All our phones are turned off, now. 597 00:24:55,141 --> 00:24:58,713 Gavin, delete Pied Piper immediately or we will walk away. 598 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,182 Not if I walk away first. 599 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,946 Sorry, but this gives me all the cards. 600 00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:05,270 I get Hooli back. 601 00:25:05,389 --> 00:25:08,756 Fuck Bezos and fuck you and your 20% offer. 602 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:10,917 And fuck the Signature Box Three. 603 00:25:11,032 --> 00:25:12,627 I get a complete do-over. 604 00:25:12,662 --> 00:25:14,729 Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches. 605 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:15,830 Fuck him! 606 00:25:15,865 --> 00:25:17,763 I'll host the fucking brunches. 607 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,402 All because Mr. Hendricks here 608 00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:21,528 was kind enough to... 609 00:25:22,239 --> 00:25:23,341 Sorry, what does this say? 610 00:25:23,907 --> 00:25:25,432 - Kiss my... - Piss. 611 00:25:27,344 --> 00:25:28,860 Kiss my piss. 612 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,856 Kiss my piss. 613 00:25:34,313 --> 00:25:36,316 Richard, please stop the movement. Kiss my piss. 614 00:25:36,352 --> 00:25:38,052 - I find it annoying. - Kiss my piss. 615 00:25:38,087 --> 00:25:39,486 Yes, we don't like it. 616 00:25:39,522 --> 00:25:40,852 What the fuck are you doing, Richard? 617 00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:43,520 What does it look like? I'm fucking you over, Gavin. 618 00:25:43,556 --> 00:25:45,551 - You're what? - I was stalling! 619 00:25:46,431 --> 00:25:47,960 _ 620 00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:50,161 "Galloo"? What the fuck is "Galloo"? 621 00:25:50,196 --> 00:25:53,254 Kaboom. You just got 80,000 new users. 622 00:25:53,867 --> 00:25:55,196 Oh! Yes. 623 00:25:57,636 --> 00:25:59,532 Scott. Run the patch. 624 00:25:59,805 --> 00:26:00,844 It's not working. 625 00:26:00,845 --> 00:26:02,737 We've lost control of the network. 626 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:04,760 Gilfoyle... 627 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:06,992 when you're ready. 628 00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:09,716 Bombs away. 629 00:26:17,693 --> 00:26:18,992 What the fuck just happened? 630 00:26:26,735 --> 00:26:28,536 Colin, you did it. You saved us. 631 00:26:28,571 --> 00:26:30,438 No. That was all Dinesh. 632 00:26:30,473 --> 00:26:32,471 That was quick fucking thinking with that cop. 633 00:26:32,496 --> 00:26:33,415 Yeah. 634 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,598 Yeah! 635 00:26:39,147 --> 00:26:40,646 Holden! Get the fuck down! 636 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:41,770 Monica. 637 00:26:43,565 --> 00:26:44,831 - Cheers. - For me? 638 00:26:44,856 --> 00:26:46,089 Yeah! 639 00:26:46,221 --> 00:26:47,885 You saw our coin price, right? 640 00:26:48,615 --> 00:26:49,889 It's going up. 641 00:26:49,924 --> 00:26:51,329 Well, look at that. 642 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,798 Come on! 643 00:26:53,851 --> 00:26:55,316 Jared finally broke him. 644 00:26:55,929 --> 00:26:57,499 - Get it! - Yeah. 645 00:27:00,692 --> 00:27:01,889 I like you. 646 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,728 Not in a... 647 00:27:06,713 --> 00:27:08,045 Fuck yeah! 648 00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:12,096 - Yeah. - You understand what I'm saying. 649 00:27:12,121 --> 00:27:13,113 Sure. 650 00:27:13,138 --> 00:27:14,605 Come on, don't be assholes. 651 00:27:14,630 --> 00:27:15,696 We can still do our deal. 652 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,053 You still need an American partner 653 00:27:17,078 --> 00:27:18,244 for your network, don't you? 654 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:21,148 I believe we are now entitled to explore other options. 655 00:27:21,149 --> 00:27:22,377 Thanks for the help, Gavin. 656 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,721 And, uh, thanks for the ice cream. 657 00:27:29,535 --> 00:27:31,930 We will tell Jeff Bezos you say hello. 658 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,551 - Yes? - Yes. 659 00:27:35,929 --> 00:27:36,917 Yes. 660 00:27:44,270 --> 00:27:45,837 Fuck! 661 00:27:48,975 --> 00:27:50,896 And we'd be right up here. 662 00:27:51,077 --> 00:27:53,623 - Ooh! Love the video fireplace. - Yeah. 663 00:27:56,683 --> 00:27:59,006 Wow. It's magnificent. 664 00:27:59,185 --> 00:28:00,287 It's a little bright. 665 00:28:00,418 --> 00:28:03,195 But I could find a dark corner to settle into. 666 00:28:05,256 --> 00:28:06,268 It's great. 667 00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,123 When do these guys move out? 668 00:28:08,158 --> 00:28:09,458 Oh, no, this isn't our space. 669 00:28:09,493 --> 00:28:11,174 We're actually right through here. 670 00:28:17,235 --> 00:28:18,387 Here we go. 671 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,066 What do you guys think? 672 00:28:21,123 --> 00:28:22,611 Uh, I'm sorry. 673 00:28:22,658 --> 00:28:24,858 What part of this would we be renting? 674 00:28:24,894 --> 00:28:26,031 All of it. 675 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,289 What? 676 00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:29,863 Yeah, we're signing new developers every day. 677 00:28:29,899 --> 00:28:32,399 That's gonna require hundreds of new engineers, Richard. 678 00:28:32,434 --> 00:28:34,001 And the staff to support them. 679 00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:37,362 Legal, accounting, HR, government affairs. 680 00:28:37,363 --> 00:28:38,795 Whoa. Why would we need that? 681 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,951 To deal with things like the NSA. 682 00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:41,955 They called yesterday. 683 00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:43,920 They have a lot of questions about our tech. 684 00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,805 And about inserting a back door. 685 00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:47,316 We can push back. 686 00:28:47,343 --> 00:28:48,356 Against the government? 687 00:28:48,357 --> 00:28:50,322 - I don't love that. - I do. 688 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,246 Do you guys wanna see the second floor? 689 00:28:52,271 --> 00:28:53,216 There's another floor? 690 00:28:53,241 --> 00:28:54,515 There's three more, actually. 691 00:28:54,516 --> 00:28:56,049 This all used to be part of Hooli. 692 00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:57,823 Okay. 693 00:29:00,993 --> 00:29:02,014 Whoa! 694 00:29:02,556 --> 00:29:04,323 I know. It's exciting, right? 695 00:30:02,966 --> 00:30:04,466 Thank you! 48208

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