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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,388 - You don't want to see this, Cas. 2 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:50,429 Shh. 3 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,188 Cas, run for it! 4 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,490 Cas, run for it!' 5 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,796 run for it. 6 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,133 Cas. 7 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,203 Cas! 8 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,305 Come on, come on. 9 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,884 Can't bring this stuff in. 10 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,854 Wait, stop. 11 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,195 Where are you?! 12 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,968 - Yo, Sean. 13 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,202 Yo, open the door. 14 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,537 There's bees out here, nigga. 15 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,372 Open the door, man. 16 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,708 What up, gimp. 17 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,543 - Damn, why you gotta be so loud, man? 18 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,145 - Just a warning knock, nigga. 19 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,546 Can't walk in while you beating your dick on the floor, 20 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,015 no shit like that. 21 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,184 Ha, what up, Cas. 22 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,652 Cas, what up, homie? 23 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,486 What up, homie? 24 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,721 - Hey, shh. 25 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,056 You can't be that loud over here. 26 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,324 - Man, chill, paranoid motherfucker. 27 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,292 Ain't nobody gonna find your ass out here, shit. 28 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,994 What's up, Cas? 29 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,495 What's up, Cas? 30 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,331 What's the deal, man? 31 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,466 Got your claws out for me, Bre? 32 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,335 - Where's my stuff? 33 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,236 - Nigga, you ain't even gonna say what up first? 34 00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,604 You ain't gonna check my shit out, dog? 35 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,306 Look at that shit. 36 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,140 Huh? 37 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:16,975 I finally got it, dog. 38 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:17,608 It's mine. 39 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,243 Remember that shit? 40 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,379 - No, where's my shit? 41 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,313 - Cas remember. 42 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,214 You remember this Cas? 43 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,282 Remember my jacket, Cas? 44 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,516 Remember? 45 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,751 Remember when we went to the club? 46 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,685 - Come one, come on, come on, come on. 47 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,353 - What you wanna dance, nigga? 48 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,220 You wanna dance? 49 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:29,687 You wanna dance? 50 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,355 You wanna dance? 51 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,289 You wanna dance? 52 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,324 You wanna dance? 53 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,392 I knew you was a fag. 54 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,626 Come on, man. 55 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,396 I got that shit parked on a hill. 56 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,667 Hey! Hey, man. 57 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,235 Fucking pay attention, dude. 58 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,237 Shit. 59 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,338 Fuckin' scary ass. 60 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,173 Get this shit, man. 61 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:51,576 Here. 62 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,182 Fuckin' stinky in here, man. 63 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,751 You need to open a fuckin' window or something, dog. 64 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:00,785 - Did you get the gas? 65 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,220 - Yes, nigga. 66 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,321 I know what the fuck I'm doing, all right. 67 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,289 I left that shit outside. 68 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,259 Want you blowing yourself up in this fucked up, 69 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,595 Bunsen burner of a fuckin' kitchen you got here. 70 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,796 - I don't see my pills. 71 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:12,797 - They in there, man. 72 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,465 Relax. 73 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:18,069 What the fuck going out here in these swamps, man? 74 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,338 You finished your shit yet? 75 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,272 - I'm close. 76 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,540 - Shit. 77 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,375 Same shit. 78 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:24,375 I'm close. 79 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,812 I gotta huge ass dick, even though I'm a bitchass, 80 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,247 punkass nigga. 81 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,149 Look, man. 82 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,351 Trying to tell you, you need to ahead and get you 83 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,053 a fuckin' job, all right. 84 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,356 Then you can just go buy you some of this shit. 85 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,425 - You don't even have a fuckin' job, Cortez. 86 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,126 - Nigga, yo mama ain't got no fuckin' job. 87 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,161 - Fuck you. 88 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,328 - Nigga, fuck you. 89 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,329 - Dude, where the batteries? 90 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,331 - Brown box. 91 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:51,135 Got double a, got triple a, got that weirdass nine volt shit 92 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,336 you was asking for. 93 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,337 Shit. 94 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,340 Batteries not included, my ass. 95 00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,442 Oh, shit. 96 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,379 You got a shitload of bills, nigga. 97 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,382 And these look like they from the courthouse, too, man. 98 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,316 You owe these fools. 99 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,317 They coming for yo ass. 100 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,518 They want you in person, dog. 101 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,586 - I don't want to see any of that shit. 102 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,720 I don't owe them shit. 103 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,622 - I think you do, Bre. 104 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,824 - Why don't you go down there and tell them, 105 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,325 they don't own me anymore. 106 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,460 - Yeah, sure. 107 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,462 I'll tell them that shit next week, 108 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,463 when I'm down there. 109 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:21,432 I'm sure they'll be cool with it. 110 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,835 - Dude, this is a toy. 111 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:25,470 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 112 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:29,307 Dollar store always got that cute shit. 113 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,175 - What is this? 114 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,477 You know I don't have a freezer. 115 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,845 - Fuck, man. 116 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,680 Thought I was being a fuckin' gentleman and shit, 117 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,748 when I bought that piece of shit. 118 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,783 - Oh wait. 119 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,551 This isn't right either. 120 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,552 - Fuck you talkin' about, nigga? 121 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,154 It's cat food. 122 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,355 - Corkin's best? 123 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,556 - Yeah. 124 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,557 Cats love that good shit. 125 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,758 It ain't for you. 126 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,427 - No, he doesn't. 127 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,428 - Nigga, he's a cat. 128 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,596 What the fuck he know? 129 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,364 - He knows this is junk. 130 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,632 - Man. 131 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,535 - Look, I specifically put curry brand. 132 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,403 In capital letters. 133 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,540 - Give me that shit, dog. 134 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,508 - Look at that. 135 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:03,508 Look at that shit. 136 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,310 - Let me see that shit, let me see. 137 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,447 Nigga, white tuna in this bitch, dog. 138 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,581 Is you trippin'? 139 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,216 This is the shit, man. 140 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,519 If cats don't like shit shit, I'll eat this shit, dog. 141 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,520 You crazy. 142 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,921 - Really? 143 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:17,922 - Hell, yeah, nigga. 144 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,524 This shit gourmet. 145 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,691 - Go ahead and eat it. 146 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,527 Go ahead. 147 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,162 I fuckin' dare you. 148 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,532 - You dare me? 149 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:28,799 - I fuckin' dare you. 150 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:29,801 Eat it. 151 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:32,670 - Nigga, I'm 'bout to chop on this shit 152 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,405 like fuckin' mad Max, nigga. 153 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,307 Straight from the can. 154 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,645 You 'bout to miss out, dude. 155 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,515 Mm. 156 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,751 Shit. 157 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,558 I fuckin' love tuna, dog. 158 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,859 - Shit fuckin' stinks. 159 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,394 - Nigga, it smells amazing to me. 160 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,395 - Hurry up and eat that shit. 161 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,563 - I'm 'bout to... 162 00:19:58,565 --> 00:19:59,730 - fuck. 163 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,599 - Mm. 164 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,601 Nigga. 165 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,436 Mm. 166 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:05,436 Oh, you know what, dog? 167 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,806 I forgot, I was supposed to give you this shit, 168 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,807 right here. 169 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,841 You asked me to get these tapes. 170 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,943 I got this one right here. 171 00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:12,910 - Fuck these tapes. 172 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,378 - No, no. 173 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:14,845 I just want to, let me give them to you now, 174 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:15,613 before I forget. 175 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,615 That's, 176 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,218 that shit just dropped yesterday. 177 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,285 This right here... 178 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,286 - man, whatever, whatever... 179 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,521 - this that old shit. 180 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:23,521 But this the shit you like to fag out on, 181 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,523 so you enjoy that shit right there, dog. 182 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,557 - Stop fuckin' stallin'. 183 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:26,557 - All right, all right. - Eat it. 184 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,526 - All right, all right, all right, all right. 185 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,594 Shit, chill. 186 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,630 Mm. 187 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:34,732 Mm-hmm. 188 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,335 Chunky, just like I like it. 189 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:39,470 The shit that got the crunchies. 190 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,771 - You won't do it. 191 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,540 - I'm 'bout to do it, it's nothing. 192 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,374 - You're not gonna do it, that shit fuckin' stinks. 193 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,376 - It's nothin', nigga. 194 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,010 It's nothin'. 195 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:46,911 This ain't shit, dog. 196 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,513 What can I tell you? 197 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,648 It's nothing. 198 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,587 Mm. 199 00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,523 - Nasty motherfucker. 200 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,560 - It's dry, dog. 201 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,630 It's just a little dry, but it's good. 202 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:14,605 - Mm-hmm. 203 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,706 Yeah. 204 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,510 - Nigga, round two, nigga. 205 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,611 - Fuckin' white tuna. 206 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,912 - Round two, dog. 207 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,347 This ain't shit to me. 208 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:24,548 I'm 'bout to get the big chunks goin'? 209 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,783 You want some? 210 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,753 Little pussy, dog. 211 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,504 - Fuckin'... 212 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:50,709 White tuna. 213 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:52,810 Fuckin' idiot. 214 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:01,652 - Fuck. 215 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,588 Nigga, mad Max a motherfuckin' g, dog. 216 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:05,690 Shit. 217 00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:07,692 Mm. 218 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,628 Got you something else. 219 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:14,899 Red heat, nigga. 220 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,967 Yo, let's watch this shit right now. 221 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,769 Get all fucked up and weird, watching Belushi 222 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,371 killing this shit, huh? 223 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,373 Then, 224 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,443 raw deal. 225 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,078 You ain't ever even this good shit, huh? 226 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,413 - I don't even have a TV. 227 00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:31,015 - Man, I told you. 228 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,850 I bought all the good shit, all right. 229 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,719 I brought a TV, and, 230 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,488 I got a VCR in the back of my car. 231 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,490 What? 232 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:41,125 - I asked for candles, man. 233 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,127 - Shit. Brown box, man. 234 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,830 Fuck you need candles for? 235 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:48,099 So you can get romantic with your cat and shit? 236 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,633 - Did you get the phosphate powder? 237 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:51,902 - Nigga, yes, all right. 238 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,905 I got the good shit, phosphate number 12. 239 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:59,143 I swiped you a whole bunch of littleass dishes too, so... 240 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,980 - Damn, I needed soap. 241 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,648 - Brown bag, man. 242 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:09,820 Shit, I ought to got your ass a couple razors too, 243 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:13,724 'cause nigga you look like a goddamn mustache, 244 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:18,496 hobo-face ass lookin' ass, stinkin' nigga. 245 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:19,663 - I still don't see my pills. 246 00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:22,433 - Yellow bag, man. 247 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:23,968 - I don't see a fuckin' yellow bag here. 248 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,035 - Man, shit. 249 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,742 Oh, shit. 250 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,144 - Shit, what do you mean, shit? 251 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,779 You didn't bring 'em? 252 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:35,980 - I thought I had it here. 253 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,649 I packed it with the eggs in the yellow bag. 254 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,050 - There are no eggs here. 255 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,585 I don't see a yellow bag. 256 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,654 - Motherfucker. 257 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,157 - Look, you gotta come back with those today. 258 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:47,825 I need those. 259 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,126 - Oh, hell na. 260 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,429 That's an hour and a half each way. 261 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,697 Look man, you already got enough chemicals and bullshit 262 00:23:53,699 --> 00:23:54,799 in your head anyway, all right? 263 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,667 Your brain is fried. 264 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,701 - Cortez, I'm serious. 265 00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:58,702 I need my fuckin' pills. 266 00:23:58,704 --> 00:23:59,670 - Look, nigga. 267 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,772 You trippin'. 268 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:02,774 I'm out. 269 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:04,942 Peace, Cas. 270 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:12,683 - Fuck! 271 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:51,255 I'm sorry. 272 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,126 Anyone home? 273 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,147 This one, right here. 274 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:25,583 This what I'm about to do. 275 00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:29,219 I'm gonna talk to that demon! 276 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:30,654 Maybe tonight! 277 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:41,966 And I'm gonna give him whatever he wants! 278 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:01,619 Fuck you! 279 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:38,989 I'll give him my fuckin' teeth! 280 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,157 I don't care! 281 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:50,234 I'll give him my whole fuckin' body! 282 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:51,402 I don't care! 283 00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:24,228 Cas, it's Christmas. 284 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,764 Oh, wake up. 285 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:30,100 Come get your presents. 286 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,301 Oh, I'm excited. 287 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,472 What did Santa get Sean this year? 288 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:37,941 Oo, let's see. 289 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:38,976 I don't know. 290 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,477 Which one should I open first? 291 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,979 Okay, this one. 292 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,185 A new telescope? 293 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,023 Now I can see you. 294 00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,025 Haha. 295 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,059 What else did I get? 296 00:29:56,061 --> 00:29:57,294 Uh, let's see. 297 00:29:58,496 --> 00:29:59,496 Um. 298 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:09,239 X-ray glasses? 299 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:10,241 Oh my god. 300 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:15,145 This is the best Christmas ever. 301 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:23,640 Pss, pss, ss, ss. 302 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,326 I hear you, you know! 303 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:27,764 All right, you ready? 304 00:34:29,634 --> 00:34:30,634 I'm ready. 305 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,173 Belial, hear me! 306 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:45,082 This human form, which I was born, 307 00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:47,751 I now repent. 308 00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,259 Der vita eterna. 309 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:05,402 Dinatrum equilium ve estra. 310 00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:14,578 Yodhe vodhe. 311 00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:51,681 Es vita. 312 00:35:58,256 --> 00:35:59,523 Donatrum es vita. 313 00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:46,236 Sorry. 314 00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:48,538 I'm sorry. 315 00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:45,789 Hominum etservis deoculum. 316 00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:52,629 Ovum devera sereptums. 317 00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:05,575 - Yo! Yo, Sean. 318 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:07,477 Open up, man. It's me. 319 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,383 Yo! Man, open up! 320 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:17,721 Hurry the fuck up, man! 321 00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:18,755 Come on, shit. 322 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:22,659 Yo, it's me, man. 323 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:23,760 Open the fuckin' door, dog. 324 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:24,894 Nigga, I can see you, nigga. 325 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,030 Open the door, man, shit. 326 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,500 Yo, come on, man. 327 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:31,502 Open up. 328 00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,472 Yo, what up, nigga. 329 00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:37,540 What are you doing here? 330 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,546 - Man, what the fuck you doing in here? 331 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,616 Got it smellin' like raw ass in this motherfucker. 332 00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:48,752 You got devil stars up and shit. 333 00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:51,788 Nigga, what the fuck is you doing in this motherfucker, dog? 334 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,757 - Yo, you can't be here right now. 335 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:56,826 - Please tell me that's not... 336 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:59,396 Nigga, you got a dead possum in this motherfucker. 337 00:39:59,398 --> 00:39:59,396 - Cortez, what are you doing here? 338 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:02,632 - Yo, what the fuck are you doing here, nigga? 339 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:04,434 Got all this voodoo shit up in here, 340 00:40:04,436 --> 00:40:05,602 the devil stars and shit. 341 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:05,602 Nigga, you trippin'. 342 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:09,105 Uncle Ron'll fuck you up, if he saw this shit, man. 343 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:11,775 Yo, where that bologna at, nigga? 344 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:11,775 Hungry as fuck, dog. 345 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:14,043 - Yo, you can't be here right now. 346 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,712 - Nigga, I need to be here right now. 347 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:16,746 - Why? What's going on? 348 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:17,981 - What's this? 349 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,952 Nigga, Martel fucked up, dog. 350 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:24,654 - What do you mean? 351 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,089 - Fuckin' stole some shit from some big motherfucker. 352 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,458 Now, I'm out here, runnin' from them niggas, man. 353 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,492 - Yo, you can't be here! 354 00:40:29,494 --> 00:40:30,493 - Yo, I gotta be here. 355 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:31,694 Chill, it's all right. 356 00:40:31,696 --> 00:40:32,829 - They'll fuckin' follow you! 357 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:33,730 - They not gonna follow me. 358 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:35,498 I made sure, shit. 359 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,001 Where the bread at? 360 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:39,035 - You gotta go. 361 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,036 - I can't go. 362 00:40:40,038 --> 00:40:42,105 Are you listening, shit? 363 00:40:43,707 --> 00:40:44,707 Help a nigga out. 364 00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:46,109 Where the bread? 365 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:48,845 - Get out. 366 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,047 - I'm not goin' nowhere, nigga. 367 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,649 Chill. 368 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:52,649 You all right. 369 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:54,751 Ain't nobody gonna come lookin' for me here. 370 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,085 Nobody know we out here. 371 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:57,854 It's cool, damn. 372 00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:58,922 I made sure. 373 00:41:00,524 --> 00:41:02,792 Where yo bread at? 374 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,127 Fuckin' hungry dog, shit. 375 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,662 - You gotta go. 376 00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,232 - Nigga, you trippin'. 377 00:41:10,734 --> 00:41:12,702 Damn, where the bread at? 378 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:14,103 - Cortez, this is my fuckin' place now. 379 00:41:14,105 --> 00:41:15,972 - Nigga, this ain't your, it's our place, remember? 380 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,173 - It's mine now. 381 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,775 - No, it's not. 382 00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:20,810 You really gonna put me out over some dumb shit? 383 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,011 I'm here. Chill. 384 00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:29,085 Ah, yes. Nigga. 385 00:41:31,689 --> 00:41:33,823 You want a sandwich? 386 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,124 - Cortez, just get the fuck out. 387 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:36,826 - Nigga, I'm 'bout to eat this sandwich, 388 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,094 and you gon' shut the fuck up. 389 00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:39,096 Chill. 390 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,164 Shit. 391 00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:45,835 'Bout to fuck this shit up, nigga. 392 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,673 Damn, love this shit. 393 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,511 - Fuckin' leave. 394 00:41:58,816 --> 00:41:59,983 - You serious? 395 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:00,985 - Leave. 396 00:42:01,986 --> 00:42:04,754 - You gon' pull a fuckin' knife on me? 397 00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:06,055 You crazy, nigga? 398 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:08,525 What the fuck is wrong wit' you? 399 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:10,226 You a killer now? 400 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:11,628 Huh? 401 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,863 Merckin' animals and shit, I'm next? 402 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:14,831 I'm your next victim? 403 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,799 You gonna sacrifice me, nigga? 404 00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:18,234 You goin' to hell for this shit, dog. 405 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:19,536 You know that? 406 00:42:19,538 --> 00:42:20,537 - Well, it'll be worth it. 407 00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:21,539 - What? 408 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,308 You fuckin' losin' it, nigga. 409 00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:26,576 You hear me? 410 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,311 Yo mind is fried, all right? 411 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:31,147 You need to chill with that shit. 412 00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:33,816 Losin' it. 413 00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:35,885 You fuckin' losin' it, dog! 414 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:36,853 All right. 415 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:36,853 And you fuckin' owe me, nigga. 416 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:39,689 Come up here, lookin' out, checkin' out for you, nigga. 417 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:40,890 Makin' sure you not dead. 418 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,191 You gon' pull a knife on me? 419 00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:43,059 Fuck you, nigga. 420 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:43,893 I'm yo blood. 421 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:44,794 - Get out. 422 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,963 - Fuck you, man. - Get out. 423 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,733 - You know what, fuck yo groceries. 424 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:53,970 Next time I see you, I'ma fuck you up. 425 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,954 There you go, buddy. 426 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:45,989 Here. 427 00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:46,991 There you go. 428 00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:51,027 Fuck. 429 00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:50,186 Cortez! 430 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,158 Cortez! 431 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,440 Fuck you! 432 00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:26,149 Is this what you do for me? 433 00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,451 Kill a fuckin' animal for you, and this what you do for me? 434 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:30,353 Fuckin' some bullshit. 435 00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:34,290 Bullshit. 436 00:46:49,506 --> 00:46:51,207 Fuckin' bullshit. 437 00:47:58,442 --> 00:47:59,542 Who's there?! 438 00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:03,639 - What up, nigga? 439 00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:07,076 - Cortez? 440 00:49:10,715 --> 00:49:12,381 - Fuck. 441 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:15,051 Let's fuckin' party, dog. 442 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:17,553 Uh, I feel so fuckin' good. 443 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:22,325 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 444 00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:25,428 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 445 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:30,366 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 446 00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:32,368 - Where you been? 447 00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:36,605 - I been in the fuckin' woods, fuckin' wit' your boy. 448 00:49:40,344 --> 00:49:41,344 You know him. 449 00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:43,612 - No I don't. 450 00:49:48,418 --> 00:49:50,353 - I don't know shit. 451 00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:53,222 That big black nigga been out in the woods, 452 00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:55,391 fuckin' scarin' shit outta me, 453 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:58,327 and I don't even know who he is. 454 00:49:58,329 --> 00:49:59,695 I don't know shit. 455 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:02,198 I just know my wackass trailer, 456 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,233 and I been in there talkin' to the devil, 457 00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:06,135 like it ain't nothin'. 458 00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:12,308 You woke up the wrong motherfucker. 459 00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:13,310 - What? 460 00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:23,185 - Sean? Sean. 461 00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,588 Sean, what the fuck, man? 462 00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:27,390 Yo, yo that motherfucker took my life, dog. 463 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:29,158 What the fuck? 464 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,326 Yo, I don't. 465 00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:31,627 I don't know what's happening, man. 466 00:50:31,629 --> 00:50:33,262 What's going on? 467 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:35,498 Yo, he want your shit, nigga. 468 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,099 He want all that shit, nigga. 469 00:50:37,101 --> 00:50:38,667 You gotta give it to him. 470 00:50:38,669 --> 00:50:40,269 That nigga's so pissed, dog. 471 00:50:40,271 --> 00:50:41,804 He just like you. 472 00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:44,306 If you don't give that shit up, he gon' take that shit. 473 00:50:44,308 --> 00:50:46,609 That's a greedy motherfucker, dog. 474 00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,210 That's a greedy. 475 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,648 Yo, that nigga gon' kill me just for talkin' to you. 476 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:53,783 He gon' kill me, dog. 477 00:50:53,785 --> 00:50:55,251 No, that shit can't happen. 478 00:50:55,253 --> 00:50:56,252 You owe him, nigga. 479 00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:57,453 He pissed, dog. 480 00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:58,455 He pissed. 481 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,461 Give me yo shit, nigga. 482 00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,063 You owe me, fuck. 483 00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:09,398 Give me all that shit. 484 00:51:22,145 --> 00:51:25,581 You want gold, you gotta pay for that shit. 485 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:26,816 Pay up, nigga. 486 00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:29,618 The fuck you goin'? 487 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:31,487 You just gon' walk away from me? 488 00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,656 You gon' walk away from me, you fuckin' pussy? 489 00:51:33,658 --> 00:51:34,657 Coward. 490 00:51:34,659 --> 00:51:35,825 You a coward. 491 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:40,663 You want the fuckin' truth, you come find me, nigga, 492 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:42,331 and bring yo shit. 493 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,166 Bring all that shit. 494 00:51:44,168 --> 00:51:48,404 You want gold, you gotta pay for that shit, nigga. 495 00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:14,723 It's over, Cas. 496 00:53:16,593 --> 00:53:17,593 It's over. 497 00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:50,759 I was gonna be all rich. 498 00:53:52,629 --> 00:53:55,664 Buy us a big mansion out in the woods. 499 00:53:58,602 --> 00:54:01,604 No one would even know we were here. 500 00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:04,006 Our fortress. 501 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:12,881 Man, have a snake in the front yard, a python. 502 00:54:15,018 --> 00:54:18,721 Big motherfucker, dangerous motherfucker. 503 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:24,593 Had great ideas for our mansion, Cas. 504 00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:35,704 I was gonna order a whole truckload of Doritos, 505 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:38,874 just eat dorito sandwiches every day. 506 00:54:40,343 --> 00:54:43,746 Man, we were gonna eat like kings. 507 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:47,049 Pack our giant fridge with Gatorade. 508 00:54:47,051 --> 00:54:49,485 Those little juice things. 509 00:54:50,754 --> 00:54:52,421 Capri suns, yeah. 510 00:54:53,590 --> 00:54:55,724 So many fuckin' Capri suns. 511 00:54:58,428 --> 00:54:59,428 Damn. 512 00:55:02,866 --> 00:55:03,866 Oh. 513 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,569 We'd have one of those little Debby shelves, too. 514 00:55:07,571 --> 00:55:10,406 Just like they have in the store. 515 00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,578 We have a whole room-full of them, 516 00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:20,316 and they'd go all the way up to the ceiling. 517 00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:23,786 We could take whatever we wanted. 518 00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:26,789 Wouldn't even have to pay for it. 519 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:28,957 All for us. 520 00:55:33,596 --> 00:55:36,765 And I'd wear a white robe everywhere. 521 00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:41,103 I wouldn't give a fuck. 522 00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:44,373 Beautiful white robe. 523 00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:50,679 Just walkin' around my mansion, in the woods, 524 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:51,681 in my robe. 525 00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:59,722 Eating foot-long hot dogs and taking bubble baths. 526 00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:02,558 Yeah. 527 00:56:04,728 --> 00:56:08,697 And I was gonna build one of those green walls. 528 00:56:09,799 --> 00:56:11,934 Just hit tennis balls off of it, 529 00:56:11,936 --> 00:56:15,104 just like those guys in New York. 530 00:56:15,106 --> 00:56:16,772 It'd be real fancy. 531 00:56:20,977 --> 00:56:24,780 And you know the robot in rocky four? 532 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:27,750 Yep, we were gonna have one of those, 533 00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:33,822 just bringing us tacos and fancy chocolate and shit. 534 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:42,798 Almost fuckin' happened. 535 00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:47,703 Damn. 536 00:56:53,643 --> 00:56:54,743 Fuck. 537 00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:51,633 Cortez? 538 01:01:22,712 --> 01:01:23,979 It's my birthday today! 539 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:36,792 Oh, gas. 540 01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:44,800 I'm gonna tear my teeth out. 541 01:01:46,269 --> 01:01:47,869 Fuckin' fuck it. 542 01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:50,172 Fuck you. 543 01:01:54,444 --> 01:01:55,444 You failed. 544 01:01:56,846 --> 01:01:58,747 You failed both of us. 545 01:02:05,121 --> 01:02:06,488 A man need a goal. 546 01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:11,960 You fuckin' failed. 547 01:02:14,297 --> 01:02:15,497 You got this. 548 01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:17,199 You fuckin' got this. 549 01:02:17,201 --> 01:02:18,201 Come on. 550 01:02:52,335 --> 01:02:53,335 Cas. 551 01:03:09,018 --> 01:03:11,253 Here's your fucking tooth! 552 01:03:12,421 --> 01:03:13,855 Where are you? 553 01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:21,263 Where the fuck are you? 554 01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:06,407 Cas. 555 01:09:09,378 --> 01:09:11,179 Cas. 556 01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:14,850 Casper! 557 01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:20,555 Casper. 558 01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:24,592 Casper! 559 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,165 Casper. 560 01:09:30,699 --> 01:09:31,699 Casper! 561 01:09:33,869 --> 01:09:34,869 Casper! 562 01:09:36,739 --> 01:09:37,739 Cas! Cas! 563 01:09:52,288 --> 01:09:53,855 I'll save you. 564 01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:55,390 Don't leave me. 565 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:57,458 Wait for me. 566 01:11:27,383 --> 01:11:28,383 Casper! 567 01:13:58,767 --> 01:14:00,902 Where are you, motherfucker? 568 01:14:03,472 --> 01:14:05,006 Give me back my cat! 569 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,443 Casper. 570 01:14:34,803 --> 01:14:35,837 Where are you? 571 01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:20,841 Cas. 572 01:16:23,812 --> 01:16:24,912 Anybody. 573 01:19:00,103 --> 01:19:01,102 Fuck you. 574 01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:02,403 Fuck you. 575 01:19:03,473 --> 01:19:05,172 I won, motherfucker! 576 01:19:05,174 --> 01:19:06,340 I won! 577 01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:09,977 It's over! It's over! 578 01:19:14,950 --> 01:19:15,950 It's over. 579 01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:41,075 - Hello there. 580 01:19:41,077 --> 01:19:42,943 There comes the sleigh. 581 01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:44,912 - Whoa, there, Bonaparte. 582 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:52,920 - Hey, Mabel. 583 01:19:52,922 --> 01:19:54,822 Where is that lunch basket? 584 01:19:54,824 --> 01:19:57,024 - Why, I think I'm sitting on it. 585 01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:59,493 - Oh, you think you're sitting on it, do you? 586 01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:02,930 Why, I know you're sitting on it. 37011

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