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Outlicious
You know what's more fun than playing gin?
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Drinking gin?
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No, watching I Love Dick on OutliciousTV
Outlicious
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I'm here for the audition.
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And you are?
Mickey Lombardo.
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Any relation to Guy?
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I wish.
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Are you, into older guys?
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What?
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No, I'm not into guys at all.
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Pity.
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Do you have your sides?
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Yeah, they're right-
Oh no, I must have left them at home.
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No worries.
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We'll do a little improv scene.
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Turn around.
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Oh and, take off that bulky sweater.
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Now, close your eyes.
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And imagine yourself on white sandy beach
as you remove your pants.
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Ah ah ah.
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Now peeking.
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Oh and uh, bend over as you remove them.
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Um, if you don't mind my asking, what's this
got to do with my acting ability.
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In a word, nothing.
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Mickey, you forgot your-
Dick!
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