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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:33,299 [Liam] I like to think about the beginning of the universe a lot. 2 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:35,301 A lot, a lot. 3 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:39,105 About how there's ten trillion galaxies, 4 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:41,674 more stars than grains of sand on the Earth, 5 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:46,346 how it's been around for 13.82 billion years, give or take. 6 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:49,215 So why does this stupid little moment feel so big? 7 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:52,619 It's so small. 8 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,422 My first day at public school. 9 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,590 That's my mom holding my hand. 10 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,126 Are you sure we should be holding hands? 11 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,729 -Yeah, yeah, obviously. -Don't be nervous. 12 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,432 Let's go in. I'm freezing my tits off out here. 13 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,566 Okay. 14 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,368 [Claire] Big freaking exam day. 15 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,208 [Liam] I don't know this yet, 16 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,445 but walking through those doors is gonna change my life forever, 17 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:22,248 like some supernova explosion of love. 18 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,685 [imitates explosion] 19 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:29,322 Wait. Oh, that's a really pretty image. 20 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:30,590 Rewind. 21 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,225 Let's go to the beginning of me. 22 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,160 [upbeat pop music playing] 23 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:41,234 [vocalist] ♪ When the leaning tower falls to the ground ♪ 24 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:50,443 ♪ When the hearsay's too much to think about ♪ 25 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:59,486 ♪ And they think that they've got you figured out ♪ 26 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:05,792 ♪ It's a rude world ♪ 27 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:11,865 ♪ It's a vicious world ♪ 28 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:17,871 ♪ When they're throwing stones ♪ 29 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:22,208 ♪ There's a place I know ♪ 30 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:25,578 ♪ I can always go ♪ 31 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:29,649 ♪ To my sanctuary, baby ♪ 32 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:34,654 ♪ Where I run ♪ 33 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:38,658 ♪ And when the streets are burnin', baby ♪ 34 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:43,763 ♪ And I know ♪ 35 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:48,234 ♪ You're my sanctuary, baby ♪ 36 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,705 ♪ And I know ♪ 37 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:58,344 [Claire] Hey, Liam. Hey. Liam? 38 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,614 Okay, what are your obstacles for tomorrow's exam? Go. 39 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:04,617 Uh, sometimes I get lazy with my handwriting and my Y's look like J's. 40 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,419 -Yes. -I can do better. I can do better. 41 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:08,888 Mom, uh... And I get nervous sweats. 42 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,790 Go to Cambridge, study with Stephen Hawking, 43 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:13,426 become the second-most famous astronomer of all time. 44 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,794 Honey, I think you can become most famous. 45 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,763 I mean, it's Stephen Hawking, come on. 46 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,531 Hot hint for today's practice exam, 47 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,233 it's just a practice. 48 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,535 But tomorrow, not too much water pre-exam. 49 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,204 -Why not? -Too many bathroom breaks. 50 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,939 -Right. -Okay. 51 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,440 Batter up. Ready? 52 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,775 I'm already a little bit excited. 53 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,443 -Yeah. -Yeah, look, I'm sweating. 54 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:31,945 -Really? -Looks like excite sweat. 55 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,246 -That's fun. -You wanna feel it? 56 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,247 Yeah. 57 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,815 Ew! [laughs] Okay. 58 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,785 All right. Ready? 59 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,221 You may begin... now. 60 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,322 [timer beeps] 61 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,900 [inaudible] 62 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,438 -Can I sharpen my pencil? -Yes. 63 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,943 We should get you a good mechanical pencil. 64 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:13,586 [timer beeps] 65 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,558 -Really? -Mmm-hmm. 66 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,594 -Let's celebrate! -Okay. 67 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,029 -[giggles] -I am. 68 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:24,397 What do you mean? 69 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:25,632 -I'm celebrating. -When? 70 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,935 -Right now. -Now? 71 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,536 -Right now. -You're celebrating right now? 72 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,038 Yep. 73 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:34,607 Well, we can really celebrate at prom tomorrow night. 74 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:37,010 Are you excited? We can really cut loose. 75 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,978 Yeah, I was thinking of maybe just doing some silent reading. 76 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,480 Liam! 77 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,981 When you graduate, you have to have a prom. 78 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,483 It's a rite of passage. 79 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:44,484 Who did you invite? 80 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,587 You? 81 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,756 Well, of course I'm gonna be there, sweetie. 82 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,824 -My best friend. -You know what? 83 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,893 I love you infinity. 84 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:55,361 Go outside and play, kiddo. 85 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,517 Okay. 86 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,585 Okay, now remember, always put down an answer 87 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:21,054 even if you don't know the answer. 88 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,755 And start with the easiest questions first, 89 00:05:22,755 --> 00:05:24,457 and then move on to the hardest questions, 90 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:25,958 because that way you'll leave yourself more time 91 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:26,926 for the things you don't know 92 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,094 and you won't stress out 93 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,629 about the things that you do know, 94 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:30,797 because you'll be freaking out about 95 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,932 some of the harder questions. 96 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,600 Liam? 97 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,103 Wow, there are so many students! 98 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:38,805 Honey, focus. 99 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,873 -Focus, okay? -Yeah. 100 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:43,009 Ugh! I had to go to this school. 101 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,912 I had to go to this school for stupid people, but you don't. 102 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,014 You're going to Cambridge, because you are special 103 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,449 and you're perfect, all right? 104 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,450 Remember that. 105 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,884 Now we put you in layers, 106 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,619 because if it gets cold, you can put 'em back on. 107 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:55,455 When you get hot, you can take 'em off. 108 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,924 Okay, and don't, like, look all, like, up in the sky 109 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,459 back and forth like Stevie Wonder 110 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:00,793 if you don't know the answer, 111 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:02,495 because they will nail your butt for cheating. 112 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:03,963 They will. Okay? 113 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,766 Now, when you pass this test, 114 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:07,934 you are a high school graduate. 115 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,104 [Claire squeals excitedly] 116 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,106 Okay, go! Go get 'em! 117 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,010 What? Oh! 118 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:28,955 Hi, Autumn. 119 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:31,891 Hi, Liam. 120 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,794 [Liam] Meet Autumn. 121 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,129 She runs a not-for-profit 122 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,730 that protests cruelty to snails. 123 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,675 All this training for you, my dear. 124 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,612 And you can begin... 125 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,984 -now. -[timer beeps] 126 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:04,490 [Liam] Only losers get 97 fricking percent. 127 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:05,725 I've been here all morning. 128 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,193 Autumn insisted that we come early. 129 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:08,661 Gross. 130 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,196 You know, Autumn's been requesting 131 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,964 we do a unit on Bolivian weaving. 132 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:14,434 -Hmm. -She can't get enough of it. Get this. 133 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,737 She made a traditional Bolivian flat-knot for me. 134 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,605 I've been using it as a phone case. 135 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,674 [in robotic voice] Liam is obsessed with black holes. 136 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,743 -I love it when you do that. -Thank you. 137 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:25,445 Do you want me to talk dirty? 138 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,113 -Yes. -[laughs] 139 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,815 Looks like we're gonna need a new trophy case, huh? 140 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,183 These aren't trophies. 141 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,884 They're just awards for participation. 142 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:37,123 We have a very high rate of participation. 143 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,626 It's Dumbo. Participation's mandatory, not award-worthy. 144 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:44,163 Well, at this school, it's award-worthy, you know. 145 00:07:44,163 --> 00:07:45,465 I'm the principal. 146 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,933 -Okay. -That's nice. 147 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,534 Normally that impresses people. 148 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:50,069 My name's on this one. 149 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:52,104 It's a participation award for the debate club. 150 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:54,474 Oh, yeah. There you go. Yeah. Hey, congrats. 151 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,576 Thanks. I got pregnant on that field trip. 152 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:59,045 That's quite a bit of participation. 153 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,913 I have a son. I home-school him. 154 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:02,482 Home-school kids. 155 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,116 -Normally that impresses people. -Yeah. 156 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,854 Well, hey, next time you're here, 157 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,956 we'll setup an appointment and we'll talk curriculum. Yeah? 158 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,724 Okay, great. We'll probably never be here again, though. 159 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:13,259 -Okay. -Ugh! 160 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,828 That was the closest I've been to sex in a while. 161 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,530 Me, too. 162 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:18,664 You know, the kids here are getting way more than me, 163 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,266 like circle-jerk parties at 13! 164 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:24,804 Yeah. That's why I'm going with Liam to Cambridge, 165 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,039 to protect him from getting derailed. 166 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,875 Autumn's not getting derailed without me. 167 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,711 No one's having sex with those kids but us. 168 00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:33,045 Around. 169 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:34,647 -Yes. -Or nearby at least. 170 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,583 -[timer beeps] -Yes! 171 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:38,885 Fifty-three minutes left. 172 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:41,654 Good Job, Liam. Pat on the back. 173 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:52,598 What? All done? 174 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:54,066 [scoffs] It's impossible. 175 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,902 Apparently it is not. 176 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:57,703 Uh, you should know that someone wrote on the desk 177 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:59,772 with permanent marker, "You're a dirty cocksucker." 178 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,841 I'm not a dirty cocksucker. 179 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,209 It wasn't me. 180 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:23,095 [Liam] The light from the Quanta 6 supernova 181 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:25,298 is probably hitting Earth right now. 182 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:30,102 Wow! Crazy! 183 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:33,906 ♪ I can hear your voice in the sounds I know ♪ 184 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,310 ♪ Coming after me ♪ 185 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,879 ♪ Like an undertow ♪ 186 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:44,083 ♪ Everything feels pale caught in the shade ♪ 187 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:49,689 ♪ Oh, the mess we made ♪ 188 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,727 Can I get my test back? 189 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,195 -Yeah, what's your name? -It's Liam Heap. 190 00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:57,330 It's right there. It's the only one there. 191 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,098 Right. 192 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,133 You're the kid that called me "the dirty cocksucker." 193 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,336 That wasn't me. Somebody wrote it on the desk. 194 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,870 You kids start these nasty rumors 195 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,306 about me and Tony, the Phys. Ed. teacher, 196 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,009 because you see me and Tony hanging at lunch, shooting hoops? 197 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,243 Well, all right, yeah. 198 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:15,381 I had been with a man, and it was Tony. 199 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:18,117 But I'm... I'm not a dirty cocksucker. 200 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,286 Can I just have my test back, please? 201 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,055 Okay. 202 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,107 You double-aced it, right? I mean, you did, right? 203 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,875 You did. I can tell. 204 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:45,978 Ooh! It's written all over your superb little face. 205 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,648 I almost think we should get ice cream. 206 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,182 Almost. 207 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,884 You know what else I was thinking? 208 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,288 I was thinking today... 209 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,992 um, I'm gonna go to Cambridge with you. 210 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,662 I mean, why not? 211 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,264 You're gonna be there all by yourself. Right? 212 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,266 Right? 213 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,070 Oh, well, it's locked and zippered. 214 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,705 Well, let's just... 215 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,774 Oh, wait. Hold on one second. 216 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,409 I have the key! 217 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,977 So I will... 218 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,446 Oh, wow! It is not budging the vault. 219 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:21,681 I see. 220 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,782 It's the wrong key, Mom. 221 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:30,022 Cambridge. Oh, God! University life. 222 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,991 Hey, you got any hotties coming in? 223 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,859 No, I don't have any girlfriends here. 224 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,895 [slow song playing] 225 00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,229 [Uncle John] Hey, what's that? 226 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:38,998 My friend book. 227 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:42,201 It's like online, but not online. 228 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,071 As you can see, the top two spaces are solidly filled, 229 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,707 but the third is up for grabs. 230 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,809 If you're interested, I can put you down. 231 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:52,344 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, put me down there. 232 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,113 That list should fill up and go viral. 233 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:57,016 Okay. I would really like to cut in. 234 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,017 All right, he's all yours. 235 00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:58,884 -Okay. -Thanks. 236 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,087 Come here, you. 237 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,956 -This is nice. -Yeah. 238 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,492 I feel like a pretty cool kid. 239 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,928 You are such a cool kid. 240 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,796 I hope this is a long song, 'cause Grandma 241 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,199 is chomping at the bit to dance with you. 242 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,301 You look like a real man today, Liam. 243 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,076 [upbeat dance music playing] 244 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,445 What? 245 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,483 ♪ You're a superstar ♪ 246 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,091 ♪ In a world that gives everything ♪ 247 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,093 [Claire laughs] 248 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:44,430 ♪ Don't you know that it don't mean a thing at all ♪ 249 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,232 ♪ At all ♪ 250 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,967 ♪ For a superstar ♪ 251 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,138 Good night! 252 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,541 Good night, Mom! 253 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,210 ♪ Don't let them tell you ♪ 254 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,012 ♪ Again about life ♪ 255 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,081 ♪ 'Cause you know you're a superstar ♪ 256 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,558 ♪ And your eyes will make you see ♪ 257 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,562 ♪ You're a superstar ♪ 258 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,566 -Go ahead, open it. -You already did. 259 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,268 Read it. 260 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,303 -Do you know what that means? -That you opened it? 261 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,839 What else? 262 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,541 That I didn't graduate high school? 263 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,911 No. You failed! 264 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:35,347 You failed home-school! You failed us! 265 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,550 Look, I can take the test again in four months. 266 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,320 There must be some kind of error. 6% in physics? 267 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,823 Physics, Liam. You own physics! 268 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,191 Technically, I don't own physics. 269 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,325 Technically, physics owns me. 270 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,360 How can you get 6%? 271 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,863 -I caved. -Caved how? 272 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,398 Under intense high school pressures. 273 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,599 Bull crap! 274 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,334 You know this stuff. 275 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,369 This is why you've been such a hush-hush bug. What... 276 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,904 What is it? 277 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,540 -Those questions were hard. -Bull crap! 278 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,409 And plus, females. 279 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,544 I got all frightened, and tingly, and-- 280 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,545 Whoa. 281 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,850 Hold the telephone. 282 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,920 You're rebelling. 283 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,623 That's what this is. 284 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:20,392 Oh, my God! I can't... I can't even look at your face. 285 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,061 You're rebelling so much. I can't. 286 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,162 -Mom. -No. 287 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,263 -Mom, look at me. -No. 288 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,332 -Mom, look at my face. -No! No! 289 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:31,370 Look. Mom! I saw some things that I have never seen before. 290 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,639 I think I need to fess up here. 291 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,407 Yeah. 292 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,344 I was thinking that maybe I might make the decision 293 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:42,081 that it's kinda time for me to maybe go to public school. 294 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,917 [muffled screaming] 295 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:48,053 Public school? Are you trying to kill me? 296 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,422 Liam, I have taught you more in days 297 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,157 than they could teach you in years! 298 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,626 Public school? 299 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,594 -Mom, I don't know what to say. -Baloney! 300 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,229 What 12-year-old boy 301 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,266 teaches blind kids to read Braille in Cambodia? 302 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,368 You are a man of the world! 303 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,104 Baby, I don't get it. 304 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,106 Can you just give me... Give me ten reasons! 305 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,661 [sniffling] 306 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,532 ♪ There are two of us on the run ♪ 307 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:43,242 ♪ Going so fast, every doubt we had is coming undone ♪ 308 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,345 ♪ And falling behind with everything we left there ♪ 309 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:48,681 ♪ We held on ♪ 310 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,449 I'm sorry. 311 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,151 ♪ For far too long ♪ 312 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,422 [Mr. Kelly] Now I just wanna be clear right off the bat. 313 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:59,425 This is school, right? 314 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,093 We're not just sitting around the house 315 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:04,229 learning about pirates and making volcanoes. 316 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:07,266 This school is serious. 317 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:12,304 As in serious gangs and serious drugs. Yeah. 318 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,706 Sometimes I don't even wanna walk down the halls. 319 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,508 Some of these guys are packing heat. 320 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,445 I mean, take for example, Maria Sanchez. She's... 321 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,114 Yeah, just like you, 322 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,983 straight A's, sweet kid. 323 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,219 But unfortunately, she just took a leave. 324 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,554 -Because of the drugs? -No. 325 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,490 She's got a lung thing. Or no, it's a... 326 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,292 It's a brain thing. It's one or the other. 327 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:36,729 It's... I've got it here. I got it here somewhere. 328 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,697 What's happening? What's that? 329 00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,433 I don't... Okay, I don't... 330 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,103 You know, it's a zoo here, okay? 331 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,405 We've got over 2,000 students. 332 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:49,675 Right. Well, we tried. Let's go. 333 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,044 What if I took the sick girl's spot? 334 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,679 What are you getting at, kid? 335 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,316 Well, if Maria Sanchez is sick, then I can take her seat, 336 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,318 her classes, I can do her homework. 337 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:00,652 I mean, you have a free space 338 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:03,622 to experience high school for one week. 339 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,724 That would save me a lot of paperwork. 340 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,593 You can't really do that, though. Can you? 341 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,762 Yeah. No. I mean, I can do anything 342 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,464 with a memo. Just... 343 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:16,135 Yeah, Liam can slide right 344 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,471 into Maria's slot 345 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:23,175 and take-- take her place from the... 346 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,544 Um, let's see. 347 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,213 Yeah, go to her classes, sit at her desk, do her assignments. 348 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,449 This is her class. That's her class schedule. 349 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:33,652 And you're gonna need this. This is her ID. 350 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:36,588 Modern dance and Phys. Ed. Is that necessary? 351 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:41,660 Yeah. Maria Sanchez is one of our top learners. 352 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,630 This looks like a community center schedule, 353 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:49,535 or some kind of assisted living center schedule. 354 00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,675 A little independence. 355 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,110 It's good for you. 356 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,312 This is so hard. 357 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,447 I know. 358 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,850 -Do you have your key? -Yeah. 359 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,653 -Okay. And your cell? -Oh, yeah. It's... 360 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,788 Okay. Right, one last hug. 361 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,790 Okay, final hug. Go. 362 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,131 Okay, hug break. 363 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,133 We're stuck together, you and me. 364 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,402 -Yeah, forever. -Forever. 365 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:24,870 -Well, not forever. -No, forever. 366 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,472 -Okay. -Okay. 367 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,108 Okay! 368 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:37,316 [boy laughs] 369 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:45,858 [Wes] Hey. 370 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,828 -Who're you? -Hello. 371 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,830 My name's Liam Heap. I'm here for a week 372 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,799 to win over the one-legged girl. 373 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,201 And I'm filling in for Maria Sanchez. 374 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,336 This is her locker? 375 00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,805 Yeah, Maria is my locker buddy, 376 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,740 and you're not getting the combo. 377 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,542 See, I got my trophies in there. 378 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,178 Okay, you may not recognize me, 379 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,746 but I am the reigning champ 380 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,848 at the Cherry Rock High Halloween Contest, 381 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,416 four years in a row. 382 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,651 Four years. 383 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,220 I got last year, the year before that, 384 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,222 the year before that, and the year before that. 385 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,657 You know what I'm saying? 386 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,893 That means that I am the bar. 387 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,194 Yeah. 388 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,798 You like Rigoberto Bianco? 389 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,334 Yeah, is he a wizard or... 390 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,604 No, no. He's like a... He's like a Spanish Michael Bolton. 391 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:33,906 [playing Spanish song] 392 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,713 Look, I'm here on a mission. 393 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:45,918 Right, the one-legged wonder girl. 394 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,488 I swear, there's a new guy in here every term chasing after her. 395 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,456 You know, she never told anybody what happened to her leg. 396 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,691 She saves that. 397 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:57,930 Anyway, just to be clear... 398 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,466 we're not gonna be friends. 399 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,768 I got enough friends. 400 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:05,804 -[school bell rings] -Right. 401 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,339 [upbeat music playing] 402 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:20,986 [music stops] 403 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,359 -[teacher] Corey. -[Corey] Here. 404 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,727 -[teacher] Stephanie. -[Stephanie] Present. 405 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,330 [teacher] Justine. 406 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,932 [Liam] Wow! Same class. 407 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:38,670 Looking at her was like looking at Arp 273, the rose of galaxies. 408 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,677 [teacher] Anastasia. 409 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:48,247 -Rider. -[whispers] Anastasia. 410 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,848 -[teacher] George. -[George] Present. 411 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:51,383 [teacher] Maria. 412 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,618 Maria Sanchez. 413 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,952 Oh, uh, here. 414 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,862 Can I help you, Mr. Teacher? 415 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,631 Maria's five-second rule experiment. 416 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,366 I expect it at the end of the term. 417 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,968 [softly] No, um, actually, I'm not Maria Sanchez. 418 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,671 I'm just here for a week. I'm home-schooled. 419 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:13,872 Aren't we all? 420 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,511 -[teacher] Sarah. -[Sarah] Here. 421 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,612 -[teacher] Harry. -[phone chimes] 422 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:24,650 [teacher] No. 423 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,851 -No. -[Claire on phone] Honey? 424 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,519 Not in a classroom. 425 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:28,820 -It's my mom. -[Claire] Liam, are you there? 426 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,058 Hola, mi nombre es Maria Sanchez. 427 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,361 [whispering] No, I'm Maria Sanchez. 428 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,830 She has, like, a lung or a brain thing. It's pretty bad. 429 00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:56,815 ♪ Paper bag money, paper, paper bag money ♪ 430 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,484 ♪ I've been grinding, nine-to-fiving ♪ 431 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:02,020 ♪ Been to hell and back I'm surviving ♪ 432 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:07,659 ♪ I got nine lives ♪ 433 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,462 ♪ Slip a quarter, place an order ♪ 434 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:13,565 ♪ Burn my cash, it's flowin' like water ♪ 435 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:18,737 ♪ Dollar signs in the sun ♪ 436 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:21,640 ♪ Ah ♪ 437 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,443 ♪ Working with a heart of gold ♪ 438 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:27,079 ♪ Ah ♪ 439 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,548 ♪ Someone gotta let you know ♪ 440 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,117 ♪ If it don't make dollars and it don't make cents ♪ 441 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,453 ♪ Ain't nobody paying my rent ♪ 442 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:38,090 ♪ I'm living all right, all right, oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 443 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,625 ♪ Paper bag money, paper bag money ♪ 444 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,028 [urinating] 445 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,797 [unzips] 446 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:48,900 [sighs] Oh! 447 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,109 [Australian accent] Hi, penis breath. 448 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,777 Where's Maria? 449 00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:02,013 Oh, she's sick with a lung and a brain thing. 450 00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,616 It's at... My name is actually not "penis breath," it's Liam. 451 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,084 I'm BDC. 452 00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:09,955 -BDC? -Brian Denis Chad. 453 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:12,391 That's like three first names, sort of. 454 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,594 No. That's a first, middle, and last. 455 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,696 Yeah, in that... In your case, yeah. 456 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:18,663 [zips] 457 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:27,406 Earthquake, Maria! 458 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:29,741 Good. 459 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,129 [dialing] 460 00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,900 [line ringing] 461 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,437 [Claire on phone] Hello! 462 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,139 Liam, hello. Honey, is everything all right? 463 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,544 Liam? Hello? 464 00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:08,747 Hey, Mom. No, it's fine. 465 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:11,016 It was a wrong number. Sorry, I didn't mean to call you. 466 00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:13,218 Oh. Okay, I love you, sweetie. 467 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:14,920 I love you, too. Bye. 468 00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:27,732 [drier whirring] 469 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,707 You're an even bigger nerd than me. 470 00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:40,178 Oh, yeah, I just figured I'd warm my pants up. Toasty. 471 00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:44,783 Oh, I forget to tell you BDC is an asshole. 472 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,952 [Liam] Yeah, I figured that out. 473 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,588 So, what? Everybody calls me "Maria" now? 474 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:53,525 It's caught on pretty fast. I mean, your name's Maria now. 475 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,126 It's pretty. Work with it. 476 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:09,007 Hey, new kid on the block. 477 00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:18,083 -[Claire] She has a limp? -Yeah. 478 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,520 A real irregular gait. Not weird, just irregular, 479 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,655 like she puts all of her movement onto her strongest leg. 480 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:26,625 Kinda like one of those gimpy dogs that has all that courage. 481 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:29,261 Liam, are you sure that this girl is real? 482 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:31,897 She kinda reminds me of a cyborg, but she's very real. 483 00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:34,533 -Did she say anything else to you? -Yeah, I told you. 484 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,636 She looked at me and then she smiled like this. 485 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:40,071 And then she said, "Ooh, hello there, you." 486 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:45,210 -I think she likes you. -[chuckles] Whoa! 487 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,145 Okay, uh, 488 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:50,815 wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! 489 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:54,052 Uh, I don't know. That's... Mmm, okay. 490 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,987 I knew this would happen. 491 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,690 I mean, if I'd had a girl, she would stay with me forever, 492 00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:00,692 like, even after she got married. 493 00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:04,029 But a guy like you, meet a girl and then you're gone. 494 00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:06,164 -What? That's not true. -Yeah, it is true. 495 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:08,199 Grandma warned me it was gonna happen, and she was right. 496 00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:11,803 Grandma, that's not true. Mom, you're my best friend. 497 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,806 I love you infinity. 498 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:17,842 -[softly] That's a long time. -Yeah, it's the most. 499 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,949 [whirring] 500 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,353 [Liam] It wasn't until the next day 501 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:32,924 that I realized in that one minute between 1:44 and 1:45, 502 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:36,027 right near the southwest handicapped bathroom, 503 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,228 we would pass each other. 504 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:38,597 Hi! 505 00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:42,067 [Liam] Every day. 506 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:44,336 ♪ Well, I'll be singing Hallelujah ♪ 507 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,871 ♪ When they walk out on the water ♪ 508 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,306 ♪ I'm not going under ♪ 509 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:50,008 Hello. 510 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:53,211 ♪ I own the space that I occupy ♪ 511 00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:54,913 Hey! 512 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:57,082 ♪ I climb up through the trees ♪ 513 00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:58,650 Hey! 514 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,318 ♪ I'm strong enough to bleed ♪ 515 00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:03,855 ♪ I grow my wings like a butterfly ♪ 516 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:10,095 Whoo! 517 00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:14,132 [imitates explosion] 518 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:21,640 Are you... Can I ask? 519 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,342 -Mmm-hmm. Yeah. -We haven't really talked about this. 520 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:26,244 I just feel like you're moving so fast already. 521 00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:29,180 Are you thinking about sleeping with her? 522 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,416 Oh, Mom! I mean, Grandma's right here. 523 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,652 She's eating. She's not listening. 524 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,421 -Grandma, you want a fire truck? -Yes, dear. 525 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:37,989 Okay, so, are you thinking of sex? 526 00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:41,359 Yes, honey. 527 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,828 -No, Mom, I'm talking to Liam. -I mean, no. 528 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,830 No, I mean, I was sort of thinking about touching her leg, 529 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,099 touching her leg at school is sort of like a legend, so... 530 00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:51,169 Liam, I'm not stupid. No one celebrates virginity. 531 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,203 I mean, we should. 532 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,407 -High five! -Right? 533 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,909 Yeah! Now, I know I'm a mom, 534 00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,378 but I know you boys think about it, 535 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,981 I change your sheets, and I know the pressure you put on yourselves, 536 00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:04,949 but listen, I mean, 537 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:08,319 you guys have gone so far already that I think, you know, 538 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:09,854 I think she might be... 539 00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:12,424 -a bit of a whore. -Whoa! 540 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:14,392 -[Claire] I mean, I hate that I had to say that. 541 00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:18,229 You know, I think maybe I should eat lunch in the cafeteria. 542 00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:20,265 So you can have lunch with the one-legged girl? 543 00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:22,367 Well, it just doesn't seem like a lot of other moms 544 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,102 are here with their kids at school. 545 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:26,104 That cafeteria serves homeless-person food. 546 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,139 I'm adding years to your life here. 547 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:30,775 Well, I just feel like maybe I should eat lunch with the other students. 548 00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:32,744 If you were having lunch with a guy, I'd be fine with that. 549 00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:34,412 You'd be fine if your mom was dude-dating? 550 00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:35,880 Yeah, yeah, I would. 551 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,849 I mean, if he was a nice gentleman. 552 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:40,251 -Okay, but-- -I'm not allowed to have sugar. 553 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:43,021 [Claire] No, you can have sugar. 554 00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:46,791 I don't care. Makes you grumpy-pants, but... Whatever. 555 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,327 Okay. Well, I'm gonna stealth out of the car and you're not gonna be able to see me 556 00:28:49,327 --> 00:28:50,729 'cause I'm gonna be so stealthy. Ninja. 557 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:54,966 Liam, you left the door open! 558 00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:57,969 ♪ People come into your life for a reason ♪ 559 00:28:57,969 --> 00:28:59,938 God damn it! 560 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,276 Ugh! Dang it! 561 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:10,882 Ugh! 562 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,954 ♪ I want your loving, baby I just can't cope ♪ 563 00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:18,256 ♪ With all the pressure that you're putting on me ♪ 564 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,492 ♪ I'm under pressure, p-p-pressure ♪ 565 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:24,062 ♪ But you keep on pursuing and I don't know what I'm doing now ♪ 566 00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:28,800 ♪ I keep on fucking it up and I can't figure out how I really wanna... ♪ 567 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,068 Oh! Hey, Maria. 568 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,937 I actually just called you last night 569 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:36,541 and I got some Spanish Antonio Banderas guy. 570 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:39,277 -Is that your dad? -No, that's probably Maria's number. 571 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,979 -Oh, yeah! Right. I didn't-- -Spanish, yeah. 572 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:42,313 I don't speak Spanish, so I didn't... 573 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:43,848 Didn't occur to me, yeah. 574 00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:45,416 Oh! Uh, shoot, I better go. 575 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,285 I have to say hi to a girl. 576 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,453 Yeah, me, too. Oh, hey! One second. 577 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,454 I actually do need your number, 578 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:50,822 your mother's number. 579 00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:52,157 Oh, okay. 580 00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:55,026 Oh, okay, now, I can call this nu... 581 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:56,528 I can speak to your... 582 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:59,164 -To your... Your dad? -Nope, just my mom. 583 00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:01,332 Fuck yeah! Okay. Yeah, it's just procedural stuff. 584 00:30:01,332 --> 00:30:03,501 [Liam] I figured out that at 1:58 p.m., 585 00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:05,503 if I cut through the gym to the east hall, 586 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:08,206 I would pass her again, get one more hello. 587 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:15,146 ♪ I was looking for love ♪ 588 00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:21,286 [Anastasia] Oh, hey! Deja vu. 589 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,288 ♪ When it comes to loving you ♪ 590 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:26,558 ♪ She says to jump in full-fledged ♪ 591 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,193 -[Claire] Hey! -[Liam] Hey! 592 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:30,461 [Claire] Hey! You ready to go home, bucko? 593 00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:33,331 Actually, I have badminton practice. 594 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:37,135 Badminton? What? But you've done the week. We said one week. 595 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,304 Yeah, the badminton team needs me. 596 00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:43,608 Sanchez. Bad. 597 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:47,545 So I'm just gonna go practice after 598 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:51,216 and then maybe just a few more months of school. 599 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:53,418 A few more months? Are you joking? 600 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:56,521 I just maybe feel like I needed to adjust, 601 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,457 and then I'll rewrite the exam and I'll double-ace it, 602 00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:01,593 and I'll go to Cambridge and I'll study with Stephen Hawking. 603 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:04,028 It's just a little bit of badminton at school. It's fine. 604 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:05,496 Jump in the car and we'll talk. 605 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:07,899 Well, I have to practice right now, like right now. 606 00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,534 But the... It's fish Friday! 607 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,905 -It is? -Well, it's Friday. 608 00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:16,007 -Well, what kinda fish? -Rainbow trout. 609 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,077 No, I... Sorry, I gotta go to badminton. 610 00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,012 Sorry, Mom. I love you. Bye, save some for me. 611 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,323 What are you doing here? 612 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:33,591 Badminton. You? 613 00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:36,327 Badminton. Where'd you get that? 614 00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:38,963 -Over there. -It's game. 615 00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:40,565 -When... What? -It's game. 616 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,367 -What do you mean? -It's lingo. 617 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:46,104 -Lingo for the game? -No, lingo for the racket. 618 00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:47,972 The racket is game. 619 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,009 [door opens] 620 00:31:52,977 --> 00:31:54,112 -Who are they? -[door slams] 621 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:58,383 ♪ I'm not an angel ♪ 622 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,287 ♪ I'm not a devil ♪ 623 00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,490 They're the angels of death. 624 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:09,527 ♪ Someone who'll turn the page for you ♪ 625 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:13,531 [phone ringing] 626 00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:21,139 -Liam? -No, this is Mr. Kelly, the principal. 627 00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:25,476 Uh, Listen, I know your boy, Maria-- 628 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:27,545 Liam. His name is Liam. Is he okay? 629 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:30,415 Right. Yeah, of course, he goes by Liam at home. 630 00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:32,583 Yeah, no, he's fine, he's okay. 631 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:37,689 Uh, like, I understand him staying on. You know, off the record, um, 632 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:43,161 I'm single, and, you know, I remember the other week you came by and you, 633 00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:45,129 uh, over by the trophy case, you were asking me 634 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,165 if I was impressed with your homeschooling 635 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:49,634 and I just wanted to say, "Yeah, I am." 636 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,005 [softly] What? 637 00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:55,373 I am. Hello? 638 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,710 -Is that... -Uh! 639 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,445 Uh... 640 00:33:02,213 --> 00:33:06,517 Mmm-mmm... Hmm... 641 00:33:06,517 --> 00:33:08,286 Mmm, mmm, mmm... 642 00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,722 -[line disconnects] -Oh! 643 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:36,681 Maria, I swear to God. 644 00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:42,653 Come on! 645 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,562 -Nice game, Maria. -Hit the showers, boys. 646 00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:56,401 [laughs] Yeah, right. I shower alone. 647 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:07,378 [Liam] Ah! I'm like the moon or something 648 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,680 slowly moving away from Mother Earth. 649 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,083 3.87 centimeters a year, actually. 650 00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,618 It's a thing. It really is. 651 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:20,158 Thanks for the fish. 652 00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:25,196 Yeah, sure. 653 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:34,305 [Liam] I love you infinity. [kisses] 654 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,526 -Hey. -Okay. 655 00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:58,696 I hear you loud and clear, 656 00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:00,765 and I know why you wanna stay at school 657 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,467 until the end of the term. 658 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:05,269 You're rebelling with a capital R, 659 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:09,574 and I think it's a good thing, a necessary thing for our success at Cambridge. 660 00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:13,244 So let's do it now together 661 00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:16,547 and get it out of your system before university 662 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:19,383 in a safe and responsible way, okay? 663 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:21,285 Do what together? 664 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,820 Rebel. 665 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:24,822 Your rebellion. 666 00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:26,524 I want you to have friends, 667 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:29,227 teach you your teenage rebellion. 668 00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:30,561 Just when I think I know you, 669 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:32,563 you surprise the living bejesus out of me. 670 00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:34,132 Thank you. 671 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,667 Why is it weird to say my mom's cool 672 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,569 and she's my best friend? 673 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,473 -It's not weird. -No, it is. 674 00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,377 At school, moms aren't cool. 675 00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:51,282 They should be. 676 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:54,752 I love you. 677 00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,356 Beep boop, my little robot man. 678 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:00,258 Oh, beep boop. 679 00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:04,795 You power down now. You got work tomorrow. 680 00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:07,398 -Beep boop, mmm. -You're still buzzing. 681 00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:08,599 Beep boop, oh! 682 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,370 Okay, brainstorming. 683 00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:14,705 What are outlets that teens rebel with? 684 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:18,843 -Liam. -Swimming after I eat. 685 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,445 I think you could think a little bit bigger. 686 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:23,514 -Mmm. -Liam. 687 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,883 Um, not wearing pants. 688 00:36:25,883 --> 00:36:30,354 Mm, how about staying out late? 689 00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:31,589 That's good. 690 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,192 With girls. 691 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:37,228 -Ooh. -Skipping school. 692 00:36:38,462 --> 00:36:41,632 Ooh. Uh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Uh, swearing. 693 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:43,901 Bingo, bango. Yes. 694 00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:48,539 -Getting my nose pierced. -No way. No way. 695 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:51,509 That is permanent. Why don't we start with swearing? 696 00:36:51,509 --> 00:36:53,844 Go ahead. Say the big one. 697 00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:55,346 Dicks. 698 00:36:55,346 --> 00:36:57,882 Why would you say that? Say the big one. 699 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,351 The "F" one with the... 700 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:02,320 [softly] Fuck. 701 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:04,989 -What? -Fuck. 702 00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:06,857 I didn't quite hear you. 703 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:11,796 -Fuck. -So weird to hear you say that. 704 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,331 -Okay, say it again. -Fuck. 705 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:14,799 -With conviction! -Fuck! 706 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:18,970 -Like an afro singer. -Fuck! 707 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,472 Now point to that book and say, "Fuck off, book!" 708 00:37:21,472 --> 00:37:24,609 -"Fuck off, book!" -Yeah, do it again, uh... 709 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,510 -Fuck you, uh, chalkboard. -Yeah! 710 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:28,012 -Fuck you, chalk. -[laughs] 711 00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:29,580 Fuck you, chair. Fuck you, table. 712 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,881 Fuck you, highlighters. 713 00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:32,450 Fuck you, pencil, fuck you, red pens, 714 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,018 fuck you, black pens, fuck you, blue pens. 715 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:37,455 -And fuck you-- -No, don't you effing dare. 716 00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:39,757 No, "F" for fail. 717 00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:42,426 Sorry. 718 00:37:43,628 --> 00:37:44,629 I forgive you. 719 00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,732 [clears throat] 720 00:37:47,732 --> 00:37:51,035 Now that word is also a verb. 721 00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:54,905 Liam, I can see it written 722 00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:56,507 all over your face 723 00:37:56,507 --> 00:37:58,542 and there is no easy way to do this. 724 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,012 When I say "Trojan," 725 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,847 what is your first thought? 726 00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:09,553 The ancient city of Troy, Hector and Achilles, 727 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:12,056 the Greek and Trojan soldiers famous for their bravery 728 00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:15,593 in battle and their seven-layered ox-hide shields. 729 00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:16,761 [shield clanks] 730 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,364 [Claire] And sodomy. 731 00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:23,367 So the Trojans are still very much alive today. 732 00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:25,336 They are living in there. 733 00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:28,706 Think of that as a one-layer latex shield. 734 00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:31,475 Who would go into battle without one of those on their penis, right? 735 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:33,611 -Right, that's a good point. -Okay, so... 736 00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:39,050 I want you to practice in here alone in the dark. 737 00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:42,620 I'll be in the kitchen if you need me. 738 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,023 [door closes] 739 00:38:48,859 --> 00:38:50,861 Oh, hello, Anastasia. 740 00:38:50,861 --> 00:38:52,863 You see, I have this condom here. 741 00:38:52,863 --> 00:38:55,800 I was wondering if you'd like to have intercourse with me. 742 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,568 Oh, you would? 743 00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:58,569 -[watch beeps] -Great. 744 00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:02,473 [unzips] 745 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,449 [watch beeps] 746 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,718 -Mom? -Yeah. 747 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:15,019 Eight seconds. 748 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:20,825 [Liam] I don't know what happened, but eventually her... 749 00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:21,692 Hello! 750 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,695 [Liam] ...turned into... -Hey. 751 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,465 ...which then became... 752 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:30,568 Until finally... 753 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:40,111 We were a 110% off each other. 754 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:42,046 Wow. Crazy. 755 00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:47,017 Oh, frig! Oh, frig! 756 00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:50,654 [sighs] 757 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,932 You look like you need a hug. 758 00:40:04,468 --> 00:40:07,471 No, no, no, I'm not allowed to touch the students. 759 00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:08,906 But you definitely look like you need a hug. 760 00:40:14,011 --> 00:40:16,514 Come with me. Let's talk about your future. 761 00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:19,984 So what did you say this was called again? 762 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:21,085 Astronomy. 763 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,788 Astronomy. Astronomy. 764 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:29,560 I don't see astronomy in here, but I do see massage therapy. 765 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,095 Yeah, I was thinking more astronomy. 766 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,830 Yeah, but you could get your certificate 767 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:34,632 in eight months and you're done. 768 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,000 Okay. 769 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,868 Besides, you look like a massage therapist. 770 00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:40,438 Do you know how good that is? You get to touch people. 771 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,840 I can't touch anybody here. I'm just saying, 772 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,841 you gotta keep your options open, you know? 773 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:45,476 You know, a few years ago, 774 00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:47,578 there was a kid who did a string of B-and-E's. 775 00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:49,713 He got sent to the state pen for three years. 776 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:52,850 But he fast-tracked a sociology degree for free. 777 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:54,151 I'm not saying that's the route you need to go, 778 00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:55,820 but something to think about. 779 00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,087 You know, my whole life, 780 00:40:57,087 --> 00:40:58,789 all I've wanted to do is astronomy. 781 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:00,224 All right. Why don't we do this? 782 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:02,827 Why don't we take our personality/job test 783 00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:05,062 on the computer, and see what that says? 784 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,631 Okay. 785 00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,534 Hey, that... The guy 786 00:41:10,534 --> 00:41:12,102 who did the B-and-E's 787 00:41:12,102 --> 00:41:16,106 and then went to jail, uh, what did he become? 788 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:23,781 At a party, do you interact 789 00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:26,750 with everyone, few, yourself? 790 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:31,989 [Mr. Germaine] Everyone. 791 00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:35,059 Yourself, C. 792 00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:37,261 Do you walk with big steps, 793 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:38,696 varied steps, little steps? 794 00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:45,536 [Mr. Germaine] Big steps! 795 00:41:46,937 --> 00:41:48,572 Little steps. 796 00:41:48,572 --> 00:41:51,809 When meeting new people, do you introduce yourself, 797 00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:53,777 wait to be introduced, be silent? 798 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,851 [Mr. Germaine] You introduce yourself. 799 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:02,186 Be silent. 800 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:03,754 [computer beeping] 801 00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:13,264 [Liam] Ugh, why can't I be the guy who picks A? 802 00:42:14,732 --> 00:42:16,600 [Liam] Oh, look at that 'stache! 803 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,003 Okay, Liam, it is... It is the easiest thing in the world 804 00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:20,004 to entertain a woman. 805 00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:21,539 Honestly, you just 806 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,207 ask her questions about herself. 807 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,809 Get her talking. Pretend I'm Anastasia, okay? 808 00:42:25,809 --> 00:42:27,077 You're not Anastasia. 809 00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:29,980 You are Liam, I'm Anastasia! 810 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:32,883 -Comment on my looks. -You look like my mom. 811 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:35,653 Well, I'll take that as a compliment. [chuckles] 812 00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:38,889 Do you wanna talk about my... my smile? 813 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:40,724 You have a nice smile. It makes me smile. 814 00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:43,127 Do you wanna say something about how I smell? 815 00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:46,597 You smell like my mom. 816 00:42:46,597 --> 00:42:48,732 Well, your mom smells good. 817 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,701 Look, Anastasia, don't you think 818 00:42:50,701 --> 00:42:52,570 it's a little a bit weird that my mom 819 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:53,637 is on a date with us? 820 00:42:55,606 --> 00:42:59,276 No, I think that you have a very cool mother. 821 00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:01,245 Yeah, who has a loser for a son. 822 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:12,823 Liam! What are you doing? 823 00:43:12,823 --> 00:43:14,625 Something I should have done a long time ago. 824 00:43:17,795 --> 00:43:19,163 [hinges clicking] 825 00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:41,318 -Maria. -Oh, great. 826 00:43:41,318 --> 00:43:43,387 I got your personality and job match back. 827 00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:45,923 Good news! 828 00:43:45,923 --> 00:43:48,826 You know, some stories have a sad ending. 829 00:43:48,826 --> 00:43:52,763 This one, I believe, is a very happy ending. 830 00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:54,798 Massage therapist, just like I thought. 831 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:58,335 [sighs] 832 00:43:58,335 --> 00:44:00,638 What's wrong? Come on in. Sit down. 833 00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:04,742 -It's your father, isn't it? -No. 834 00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:07,011 -What did your father do? -Nothing. 835 00:44:07,011 --> 00:44:09,246 It's okay. Those are tough questions. 836 00:44:09,246 --> 00:44:11,348 It's a girl thing. It's a girl problem. 837 00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:13,150 I have a problem with a girl. 838 00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:14,351 Oh, it's a girl problem. 839 00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:20,124 See this cup? This cup is you. 840 00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:24,795 -Okay. -Sweet, precious, gentle. 841 00:44:24,795 --> 00:44:26,096 It's got a heart. 842 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:32,036 Do not share your cup with someone 843 00:44:32,036 --> 00:44:33,837 unless you're ready to have it smashed. 844 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,241 Now put it back together. 845 00:44:43,914 --> 00:44:44,915 I can't put it back together. 846 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,089 Hey, kid! You want some candy? 847 00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:54,124 -Mom? Hey! -Come on. 848 00:44:54,124 --> 00:44:56,694 I got some good shit in here. 849 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,762 -What are you talking about? -Come on, kid, get in the car. 850 00:44:58,762 --> 00:45:00,097 You're being weird. 851 00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,432 What are you? A pussy? 852 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:02,366 Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, 853 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,034 pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy! 854 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,836 -All right. -[laughs] 855 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:10,741 I can't believe you got in the car so quickly! 856 00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:13,310 -What if I was a pervert? -What? You're my mom. 857 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,412 -What is that? -Weed. 858 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,347 Okay, now you're bound 859 00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:18,982 to get pressured into it at some point, 860 00:45:18,982 --> 00:45:20,751 so let's just try it now 861 00:45:20,751 --> 00:45:21,985 in a safe environment. 862 00:45:21,985 --> 00:45:23,353 Well, where did you-- where did you-- 863 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:24,955 Where did you get this? 864 00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:29,193 Where-- Is this a... 865 00:45:29,193 --> 00:45:32,029 This is a test. 866 00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:34,431 -No. Say "no" to drugs. -No, no. 867 00:45:34,431 --> 00:45:35,999 No, honey, it's not a test. 868 00:45:35,999 --> 00:45:38,836 This is a-- This is a supervised first try. 869 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:41,772 It's called a "hotbox." 870 00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:43,974 You get, like, a little bit of a better high, 871 00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:45,776 because it's like you're in a box. 872 00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:47,111 You serious? Yeah, I know. 873 00:45:47,111 --> 00:45:48,846 No, I know the physics of it. 874 00:45:48,846 --> 00:45:50,247 I just don't know the ethics. 875 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:52,349 Are you... 876 00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:56,320 You shouldn't sm-- 877 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:00,357 Ooh! 878 00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:03,093 It's burny. 879 00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:06,530 It's Bernie Sanders. 880 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:08,832 Are we gonna get-- Um, are we gonna get 881 00:46:08,832 --> 00:46:10,501 caught or busted or... 882 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:12,336 No, you're with me and Grandma. 883 00:46:12,336 --> 00:46:14,004 Here, take a hit. 884 00:46:14,004 --> 00:46:16,807 Is it indica or sativa or ruderalis? 885 00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:18,509 [exhales] I don't know. 886 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,244 Well, they have different THC levels. 887 00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:22,045 Well, go ahead and hurry up and hit it. 888 00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:23,347 I don't wanna get caught. 889 00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:26,250 [coughing] 890 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,288 What do you mean, get caught? 891 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,523 I thought this was... 892 00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:33,791 I thought it was prescription. 893 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,159 -Grandma? -Mm-hmm. 894 00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:37,995 -Well, it's legal for her. -But not for us? 895 00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:40,464 Technically... Technically, no. 896 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,003 -[knocking on window] -[gasps] Oh, my God! He scared me. 897 00:46:46,003 --> 00:46:47,571 Hide that. Hide the joint! Hide the joint! 898 00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:53,944 -Hey, hi. -Hello. 899 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:56,079 -Hello. -Principal Kelly! 900 00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:59,283 Wow! It definitely smells like marijuana in here. 901 00:46:59,283 --> 00:47:02,953 Yeah, Grandma's arthritis is a real knock-out. 902 00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:04,888 -Oh! Hi, Grandma! -It's Grandma. 903 00:47:04,888 --> 00:47:06,890 Yeah. Look, I'm no disciplinarian, okay? 904 00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:08,158 -Thank God! -I just play one for work. 905 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:10,227 -So, I'm fun a guy. -Yeah. 906 00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:13,931 Um, listen, I wanna just... We got disconnected before 907 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:16,867 and I would just love 908 00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:20,904 to cook you kebabs at my place. 909 00:47:20,904 --> 00:47:23,040 It's a great view, if you're into that. 910 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,943 Um, maybe some wine, if you like. 911 00:47:25,943 --> 00:47:28,412 Maybe a mutually- agreed-upon kiss, 912 00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:30,314 -if you are into that. -[laughing] 913 00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:34,484 Okay. No. Um, look, I-- I should be clear. 914 00:47:34,484 --> 00:47:38,088 I have very strict rules about not hooking up 915 00:47:38,088 --> 00:47:39,957 with teachers at my school. Right. 916 00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:43,160 -But anyone outside of school of age is... -Mm-hmm. 917 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,195 ...fair game, and you're your own school, 918 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:46,630 so you're fair game. 919 00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:51,168 I sort of have a rule about dating my son's... 920 00:47:51,168 --> 00:47:54,137 My son's... My son's principals. 921 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:57,074 -So... -Yeah. 922 00:47:58,475 --> 00:48:00,344 You guys drive safe. Okay. 923 00:48:00,344 --> 00:48:01,245 Bye! 924 00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:06,216 -Holy buckets. -Holy buckets is right. 925 00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,085 That was totally cookadoo. 926 00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:11,221 But I think he didn't know we were high. 927 00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:18,495 -[Liam] Oh, my God! -[Claire] What? 928 00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:20,397 [Liam] That's her. That's Anastasia. 929 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,366 -[Claire] The girl with the limp? -[Liam] Yeah. 930 00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:25,002 -What the heck? -She's our neighbor? 931 00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:27,437 [Liam] How have I never seen her here before? 932 00:48:27,437 --> 00:48:30,207 You are so much more handsome than that guy. 933 00:48:30,207 --> 00:48:31,441 She's gonna flip out when she finds out 934 00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:32,943 you're on the badminton team. 935 00:48:32,943 --> 00:48:35,612 -No. -Do you wanna smoke any more? 936 00:48:35,612 --> 00:48:37,147 -No. -No, thank you. 937 00:48:37,147 --> 00:48:38,682 I'm pretty high now. 938 00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:40,684 Oh, crap. It says, 939 00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:43,687 "Do not drive or operate any heavy machinery." Oops! 940 00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:46,356 ♪ Ah, here I come the merchant of dirt ♪ 941 00:48:46,356 --> 00:48:48,692 ♪ And here to convert the worthless birds that chirp ♪ 942 00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:52,095 ♪ Come get your just desserts and discuss your worth ♪ 943 00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,464 ♪ Or just cuss your words and discuss the herd ♪ 944 00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:56,466 ♪ Plus the verbs of any war minds ♪ 945 00:48:56,466 --> 00:48:59,636 ♪ Justice served and we don't have any more time ♪ 946 00:48:59,636 --> 00:49:01,972 ♪ I find myself in truth and honor ♪ 947 00:49:01,972 --> 00:49:04,942 ♪ Got on bulletproof armor wherever you wander ♪ 948 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,944 ♪ Ponder on soliloquies of stupidity ♪ 949 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:10,047 ♪ The epitome of misery that never needs company ♪ 950 00:49:10,047 --> 00:49:12,349 ♪ Somebody stop me from settin' shit straight ♪ 951 00:49:12,349 --> 00:49:14,651 ♪ And investin' my faith in a profession of rape ♪ 952 00:49:14,651 --> 00:49:15,552 ♪ Come on ♪ 953 00:49:17,187 --> 00:49:18,155 ♪ Okay ♪ 954 00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:22,726 All right, mate? 955 00:49:22,726 --> 00:49:24,328 Good night, penis breath. 956 00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:26,697 Oh, I'm such a loser. 957 00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:33,403 Maria, you got no shot. 958 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:35,372 Okay. Girls, they just... 959 00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:37,074 They just date dicks. 960 00:49:37,074 --> 00:49:38,375 Love guys who treat 'em like dicks, 961 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:40,344 and girls just love dicks. 962 00:49:40,344 --> 00:49:42,412 Then I'm gonna be Anastasia's dick. 963 00:49:44,081 --> 00:49:46,450 Well, then you gotta make a bold dick move, man. 964 00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:48,518 -You know, show her you can compete. -Yeah. 965 00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:50,587 -Girls love that shit. -Yeah. 966 00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:54,057 Yeah. Wait... 967 00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:00,430 Uh, you mean like kiss her? 968 00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:02,666 -Well, did she try to kiss you? -No. 969 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,135 -Mmm. Did you see her bobos? -No. 970 00:50:05,135 --> 00:50:07,471 -Have you ever seen bobos, Liam? -Yes. 971 00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:09,473 -[scoffs] You're full of shit. -No, I have! 972 00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:16,246 -Hey. -[Claire] Hey. 973 00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:17,481 -I'm gonna go to bed. -Okay. 974 00:50:17,481 --> 00:50:19,082 -Good night. -Good night. 975 00:50:19,082 --> 00:50:21,151 That's absolutely disgusting, 976 00:50:21,151 --> 00:50:22,352 but hot at the same time. 977 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:25,255 You know, your mom is really hot. 978 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:26,556 Like she could be your sister. 979 00:50:27,591 --> 00:50:28,492 God, I'd play 980 00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:29,693 all 18 holes of that. 981 00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:31,661 Yeah. Yeah. 982 00:50:33,497 --> 00:50:34,598 Hey, what's their problem? 983 00:50:34,598 --> 00:50:35,799 [sobbing] 984 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,268 [phone buzzes] 985 00:50:41,271 --> 00:50:43,407 -Holy fuck! -What? What? 986 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:47,577 Uh, Maria Sanchez is dead. 987 00:51:01,391 --> 00:51:02,659 The day Maria died... 988 00:51:04,795 --> 00:51:07,130 was the best day of my life. 989 00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:15,806 Suddenly everyone treated me like I had died, 990 00:51:17,641 --> 00:51:19,242 but I never felt more alive. 991 00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:24,448 Hey. 992 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,453 I'm a total dick. 993 00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:32,689 Do you know I never said a single word to Maria, 994 00:51:32,689 --> 00:51:34,558 but now I kinda feel like because of you 995 00:51:34,558 --> 00:51:36,126 I get the chance to change that. 996 00:51:36,126 --> 00:51:38,562 God! I love you, Maria Sanchez. 997 00:51:42,332 --> 00:51:43,700 I'm s-- sorry, Maria. 998 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:50,173 Most people didn't give a shit about Maria. 999 00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:52,509 I mean, Aisley sure as hell wasn't her friend. 1000 00:51:52,509 --> 00:51:55,612 I guess it's like nobody really cares until-- 1001 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,813 You lose a leg. 1002 00:51:58,448 --> 00:51:59,483 Yeah. 1003 00:51:59,483 --> 00:52:02,285 [phone chiming] 1004 00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:07,491 Um, I'm gonna be right back, okay? 1005 00:52:07,491 --> 00:52:08,859 -[Liam] Okay. -Yeah. 1006 00:52:14,231 --> 00:52:15,599 Oh, God, ew! 1007 00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:19,202 Bold dick move. You gotta do it. 1008 00:52:35,285 --> 00:52:36,453 You didn't cut him up? 1009 00:52:36,453 --> 00:52:38,355 Uh, no, I didn't have the heart. 1010 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:39,356 [chuckles] 1011 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,326 [phone chimes] 1012 00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:46,463 [chuckles] 1013 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:50,634 Hey, you live in Greenwood Street, right? 1014 00:52:50,634 --> 00:52:51,768 Yeah. 1015 00:52:51,768 --> 00:52:54,604 -[phone chimes] -One sec. Sorry. 1016 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:00,944 -[bell rings] -Fire alarm. 1017 00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:02,746 My mom and I practiced this at home. Follow me. 1018 00:53:04,548 --> 00:53:07,417 Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire! 1019 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:10,420 ♪ Boys like you they live ♪ 1020 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:12,255 ♪ With their mothers ♪ ♪ Live with their mothers ♪ 1021 00:53:12,255 --> 00:53:13,823 ♪ Live with their mothers ♪ 1022 00:53:13,823 --> 00:53:16,426 ♪ Boys like you, they live with their mothers ♪ 1023 00:53:16,426 --> 00:53:18,662 ♪ Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever ♪ 1024 00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:21,665 [phone chimes] 1025 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,908 ♪ Boys like you, they live with their mothers ♪ 1026 00:53:31,908 --> 00:53:33,710 [phone chimes] 1027 00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:35,545 ♪ Live with their mothers live with their mothers ♪ 1028 00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:37,681 ♪ Boys like you, they live with their mothers ♪ 1029 00:53:37,681 --> 00:53:40,550 ♪ Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever ♪ 1030 00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,852 ♪ Boys like you, they live with their mothers ♪ 1031 00:53:42,852 --> 00:53:45,989 ♪ Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever ♪ 1032 00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:49,292 -Rum. -Rum. 1033 00:53:49,292 --> 00:53:50,493 [TV playing] 1034 00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:51,428 Rum Tum Tugger. 1035 00:53:56,366 --> 00:53:58,301 [coughs] 1036 00:53:58,301 --> 00:54:00,370 I know. It's rummy. 1037 00:54:02,706 --> 00:54:03,673 Mmm. 1038 00:54:04,874 --> 00:54:06,910 -Mmm. -What? Is it skunked? 1039 00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:09,446 I think it's gone bad. 1040 00:54:13,283 --> 00:54:14,284 I don't think it's bad. 1041 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,721 Mmm. 1042 00:54:19,656 --> 00:54:21,992 Gross, but the least worst. 1043 00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:23,326 Oh, God, honey, I love you, 1044 00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:24,995 but that is a pussy drink. 1045 00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:28,298 -Oh, that's perfect! -No. No. [laughs] 1046 00:54:28,298 --> 00:54:31,534 Like bad pussy, like you are the pussy. 1047 00:54:31,534 --> 00:54:35,272 So wait, I get... We wanna get the pussy, not drink the pussy. 1048 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,740 I mean, yes, 1049 00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:39,309 but what I meant by pussy in this situation is, 1050 00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:41,311 is that it's wimpy. Wimpy. 1051 00:54:41,311 --> 00:54:45,582 So drinking a wimpy drink makes you wimpy and then wimpy... 1052 00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:50,553 Wimpy guys don't get the literal pussy. 1053 00:54:50,553 --> 00:54:52,589 If we're gonna talk anatomy, 1054 00:54:52,589 --> 00:54:54,724 -can we talk about balls? -Sure. 1055 00:54:54,724 --> 00:54:56,993 -Balls of steel? -Mmm-hmm. 1056 00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:58,928 I mean, who came up with that? 1057 00:54:58,928 --> 00:55:02,465 My balls are like tiny little grapes, sensitive, weird. 1058 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:05,435 It's like a metaphor or-- 1059 00:55:05,435 --> 00:55:07,570 Are there men with actual balls of steel? 1060 00:55:12,509 --> 00:55:13,643 [phone chimes] 1061 00:55:34,864 --> 00:55:36,700 [air hissing] 1062 00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:42,939 [phone chimes] 1063 00:55:48,912 --> 00:55:49,813 Not afraid. 1064 00:55:52,048 --> 00:55:53,683 [air hissing] 1065 00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:03,093 All right. Have your key and everything? 1066 00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:05,862 Yep, got it all. All ready to go. Here we go. 1067 00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:08,531 Okay. Here we go. 1068 00:56:08,531 --> 00:56:10,066 -Ooh! -Oh, man! What was that? 1069 00:56:10,066 --> 00:56:12,836 -That's probably a flat tire. -What? 1070 00:56:12,836 --> 00:56:15,372 Yeah. I'll probably just have to carpool with Anastasia today. 1071 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,974 I was... Wait, well, wait. I'll just... Honey, I'll just change the tire! 1072 00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:20,543 Are you sure it's safe to ride with a peg-legged driver, Li-- 1073 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:21,644 Yeah. No, it's gonna be fine. 1074 00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:26,149 [tires screech] 1075 00:56:26,149 --> 00:56:27,884 Whoa! 1076 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:30,120 Huh, almost lost my legs. 1077 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,389 I didn't see you there, Maria. 1078 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:33,990 I got a flat tire. 1079 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,059 I've got five bucks for some gas money. Carpool? 1080 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:38,628 -Yeah, okay. -Cool. 1081 00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:41,498 -[car door closes] -I love you. 1082 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,136 I should let you know that in a few months, 1083 00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:47,604 I'll be leaving for England. 1084 00:56:47,604 --> 00:56:50,607 I'm gonna study astronomy at Cambridge. 1085 00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:54,043 [modulating voice] So you should probably know our time is short. 1086 00:56:55,445 --> 00:56:57,881 -Stephen Hawking. -Okay, thanks. 1087 00:56:57,881 --> 00:57:00,483 Yeah. I'm a horoscope junkie, too. 1088 00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:02,952 I read it and then I will it true. 1089 00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:06,856 Don't tell me, you are a... 1090 00:57:09,492 --> 00:57:12,929 I wanna say Libra, but something in your eyes tells me... 1091 00:57:14,697 --> 00:57:16,766 -Virgo. -Pisces. 1092 00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:19,169 Mmm. That's too bad, I'm a Leo. 1093 00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:21,905 -Not compatible. -Nuts. 1094 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:24,040 Those 14 minutes in Anastasia's truck 1095 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,476 to and fro school was my life. 1096 00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:28,445 Everything else faded away. 1097 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:31,214 Hey, you know, every song, every good song, 1098 00:57:31,214 --> 00:57:33,983 all you pretty much need are the words 1099 00:57:33,983 --> 00:57:39,456 "woman," "love," "heartbreak," "beautiful." 1100 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:42,926 You know what? You're totally right. 1101 00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:44,494 And the word "sex" a few times. 1102 00:57:46,763 --> 00:57:48,932 ♪ Love a woman ♪ 1103 00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:52,936 ♪ And let this beautiful woman ♪ 1104 00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:56,005 [Liam] Some guys had dinner dates, movie dates. 1105 00:57:56,005 --> 00:57:57,040 I had the carpool date. 1106 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,041 That's cool. My treat. 1107 00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:00,076 Thanks. 1108 00:58:01,611 --> 00:58:02,979 Did I just see a picture of a girl in there? 1109 00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:04,113 Oh, no, that's nobody. 1110 00:58:06,115 --> 00:58:08,551 Liam? Is that your girlfriend? 1111 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,922 Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is. It's my girlfriend. 1112 00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:14,924 [laughs] Oh! Score, Liam. 1113 00:58:14,924 --> 00:58:16,092 -Yeah. -Is she hot? 1114 00:58:16,092 --> 00:58:17,527 -Oh, man! -Let me see. 1115 00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:18,595 -No, she's just-- -Let me see. 1116 00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:19,662 Let me see. Let me see. 1117 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:26,002 -Isn't that your mom? -Yes, it is. 1118 00:58:26,002 --> 00:58:29,105 So, Mr. Astronomy, tell me my future. 1119 00:58:29,105 --> 00:58:32,609 You're a Leo. I see a lot of sunshine in your future. 1120 00:58:33,276 --> 00:58:35,612 And? 1121 00:58:35,612 --> 00:58:37,647 I mean, you want me to tell you that everything's gonna be fine 1122 00:58:37,647 --> 00:58:38,982 and that anything's possible. 1123 00:58:38,982 --> 00:58:41,017 But that's not really true, is it? 1124 00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:43,686 I mean, women have less opportunities than men. They get paid less. 1125 00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:45,588 White men have way more opportunities. 1126 00:58:47,156 --> 00:58:49,726 Mom! Mom, grab my hand! 1127 00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:52,896 Mom? What are you doing outside the window? 1128 00:58:52,896 --> 00:58:56,132 Mom, you're slipping! I can feel you slipping! 1129 00:58:56,132 --> 00:58:57,767 Mom! Oh! 1130 00:58:59,936 --> 00:59:01,971 Like, I mean, you've lost something that everybody else has, your leg. 1131 00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:06,609 -Yeah, I know. -So you know no fear. 1132 00:59:07,777 --> 00:59:09,245 You know anything is possible 1133 00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:11,814 and I think for you, anything is possible. 1134 00:59:11,814 --> 00:59:12,916 I think you're gonna be an astronaut. 1135 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:16,286 An astronaut? 1136 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:19,656 Wow! That's a lot more than my daily horoscope said, 1137 00:59:19,656 --> 00:59:21,624 all it said was I was gonna get lucky. 1138 00:59:24,961 --> 00:59:26,162 [chuckles] 1139 00:59:46,215 --> 00:59:48,117 Do you wanna touch it? 1140 00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:53,156 -Oh, my God, yes. -Okay, then touch it. 1141 00:59:55,825 --> 00:59:59,729 The cancer started out here and it was extremely rare, 1142 00:59:59,729 --> 01:00:02,332 like three-people rare. 1143 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,967 And then all of a sudden, it was here. 1144 01:00:05,635 --> 01:00:07,770 I hate cancer. 1145 01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:11,074 And they finally decided to cut it off here. 1146 01:00:13,176 --> 01:00:16,779 -That sucks. -And it's all gone, for now. 1147 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:20,149 And I think that sometimes-- 1148 01:00:22,018 --> 01:00:25,221 Yeah, I think sometimes things happen for a reason 1149 01:00:25,221 --> 01:00:28,791 and sometimes I think things happen that just suck. 1150 01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:33,396 And the voice in my head is like, 1151 01:00:33,396 --> 01:00:35,031 [gruffly] "Well, what are you gonna do now?" 1152 01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:39,135 I don't know why my inner voice is so manly. 1153 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:41,804 But I can still do everything, you know? 1154 01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:43,940 You know, run, swim, 1155 01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:46,342 sex. 1156 01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:53,182 Earthquake, Maria! 1157 01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:57,820 BDC needs a ride today. 1158 01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:59,389 -Hey, hottie. -[BDC] Hi, cutie. 1159 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:01,190 How much? 1160 01:01:01,190 --> 01:01:03,159 I'll do anything for a ten, more for a 20 though. 1161 01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:06,029 -Uh? -Let's go. 1162 01:01:06,029 --> 01:01:07,263 -Hop in, Maria. -Okay. 1163 01:01:09,198 --> 01:01:10,299 Freezing my tits off. 1164 01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:27,083 -[line ringing] -BDC, stop calling him! 1165 01:01:29,218 --> 01:01:32,155 [phone chiming] 1166 01:01:32,155 --> 01:01:34,757 [Mr. Kelly on PA] Paging Maria Sanchez to the office, please. 1167 01:01:41,264 --> 01:01:43,132 -May I help you? -Yeah, I'm Maria Sanchez. 1168 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:46,936 No. I'm Maria Sanchez. 1169 01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:49,472 [Liam] And just like that, Maria was back from the dead. 1170 01:01:51,774 --> 01:01:55,278 -Hablas español? -I mean, I can count to ten. 1171 01:01:55,278 --> 01:01:58,347 -Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco-- -Yeah, I get it. 1172 01:01:58,347 --> 01:01:59,282 I can read Braille. 1173 01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:01,718 But you can see. 1174 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:04,387 Yeah, I can see. 1175 01:02:06,956 --> 01:02:07,824 Huh. 1176 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,460 Sorry about the confusion. 1177 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:13,329 I guess it must have been a bad rumor, you know? 1178 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:17,433 It turns out she was never even sick. 1179 01:02:17,433 --> 01:02:21,504 She was on an exchange with another student from Brazil. 1180 01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:25,875 I mean, it was all filed, but this place is just... Ugh! 1181 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:31,948 It's probably on the old comp. I'll just... 1182 01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:37,253 -[computer beeps] -Mmm, nope. 1183 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:38,921 Yeah, so what does that mean for me? 1184 01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:42,158 Not good for you, but for me, good. 1185 01:02:42,158 --> 01:02:44,460 You know, now that you're no longer an official student here, 1186 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:47,964 I can go on the record that I am actively pursuing your mother. 1187 01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:51,868 And I think my chances are pretty, pretty good. 1188 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:55,438 Yeah. 1189 01:02:56,973 --> 01:02:57,840 Yeah. 1190 01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:01,878 Okay, that's... 1191 01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:10,453 The five-second rule is a myth. 1192 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:13,322 Five, ten, 100, it doesn't matter, it's all the same germs. 1193 01:03:14,991 --> 01:03:16,859 Some pretty well-executed data entry. 1194 01:03:16,859 --> 01:03:18,561 Yeah, I know. We got an A. 1195 01:03:18,561 --> 01:03:21,397 Yeah, you got A's in all my classes except dance. 1196 01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:24,233 Really? Someone said I was lit. 1197 01:03:24,233 --> 01:03:26,302 I'm pretty good at square dancing. So I'm a bit cheesed. 1198 01:03:28,571 --> 01:03:30,473 Sorry I'm still alive. 1199 01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:32,842 Me, too. But I understand. 1200 01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:36,512 -Thanks. -[bell rings] 1201 01:03:40,016 --> 01:03:42,051 [indistinct chatter] 1202 01:03:46,589 --> 01:03:49,258 "Anastasia's car, dirty." 1203 01:03:58,601 --> 01:04:01,504 Honey, I know you're upset, but I did tell you that public school 1204 01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:04,240 is just an institution for low expectations. 1205 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,443 So I want you to forget about school, forget about the girl. 1206 01:04:07,443 --> 01:04:10,213 It's time to party. So get dressed. 1207 01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:12,515 We're gonna call tonight your rebound night. 1208 01:04:12,515 --> 01:04:14,317 Here. 1209 01:04:14,317 --> 01:04:15,318 Everyone's wearing them. 1210 01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:24,360 -Cool. -What did you just say? 1211 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,429 Cool. 1212 01:04:26,429 --> 01:04:29,532 [scoffs] I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore. 1213 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:33,236 This is so stupid. I don't know where to find a party. 1214 01:04:33,236 --> 01:04:36,572 Well, come on, let's go closer to the college. There'll be some there. 1215 01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:38,074 I'll keep looking. 1216 01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,543 [sighs] I'm sorry. I'm nervous. 1217 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:42,111 Kind of excited to let loose a little. 1218 01:04:43,646 --> 01:04:45,281 Whoo! 1219 01:04:45,281 --> 01:04:46,282 Ah, that was fun. 1220 01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:49,218 Come on, Autumn. Try it. 1221 01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:51,554 [screeching] Whoo! 1222 01:04:55,424 --> 01:04:57,460 Here, sweetie. Pussy drink. Take three. 1223 01:04:57,460 --> 01:04:59,395 Three for you is a rager, 1224 01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:01,163 'cause you're a lightweight. Be safe. All right? 1225 01:05:01,163 --> 01:05:03,065 Mmm. 1226 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:06,602 Oh, it hurts. Mmm. And it tastes like peaches, sparkly. 1227 01:05:06,602 --> 01:05:10,473 So the rule is we will stay one room away from you guys at all times 1228 01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:13,142 and if anyone asks who invited you, just say Mike, 1229 01:05:13,142 --> 01:05:14,510 because everyone has a friend named Mike. 1230 01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:16,445 -I don't. -Aw. 1231 01:05:16,445 --> 01:05:19,115 You do tonight, tiger. All right. Let's split up. 1232 01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:21,550 Go party. 1233 01:05:24,387 --> 01:05:28,524 Hey, um, will you keep an eye on Liam for me, please? 1234 01:05:28,524 --> 01:05:31,160 -Of course. And same with Autumn? -Yeah, yeah. 1235 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,029 -Okay. -Definitely. 1236 01:05:33,029 --> 01:05:35,431 Hey, why are you drinking so much? 1237 01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:39,101 Uh, I just... I get really nervous at these social events 1238 01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:42,238 and I don't wanna end up in a corner by myself like usual. 1239 01:05:42,238 --> 01:05:44,206 Those days are gonzo. 1240 01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:47,310 Totally. Okay. Come on. 1241 01:05:48,544 --> 01:05:50,112 [dance music playing] 1242 01:06:22,011 --> 01:06:23,012 [phone chimes] 1243 01:06:30,353 --> 01:06:31,354 [phone chimes] 1244 01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:41,630 [phone chimes] 1245 01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:45,701 We have peppers, we have cheese! It's nacho time! 1246 01:06:45,701 --> 01:06:47,703 [all cheering] 1247 01:06:53,776 --> 01:06:55,111 How did I not think I would-- 1248 01:06:57,446 --> 01:07:00,783 I am in desperate need of a beverage 1249 01:07:00,783 --> 01:07:02,618 and since you, Mr. Liam, 1250 01:07:02,618 --> 01:07:05,154 are on dry land, you need to get me one. 1251 01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:08,257 Oh, here. Do you want some of this? It's like warm soup. 1252 01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:11,093 Yes. Thank you, Claire! 1253 01:07:12,428 --> 01:07:15,031 Are you scared of the water, land lover? 1254 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,166 Oh, I didn't bring my trunks or anything. 1255 01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:20,069 Oh. Well, neither did we. 1256 01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:24,173 [chuckles] 1257 01:07:30,112 --> 01:07:31,280 [grunts] 1258 01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:38,220 -You're taking a long time to get in the water. -I'm coming as fast as I can. 1259 01:07:40,322 --> 01:07:41,190 Whoa! 1260 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:44,460 -Whoo! -Ooh! 1261 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:46,429 Now it's a party! 1262 01:07:46,429 --> 01:07:48,798 Um, did you see Autumn inside? 1263 01:07:48,798 --> 01:07:52,068 Yeah, uh, she was cleaning the sliding doors. 1264 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,669 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 1265 01:07:53,669 --> 01:07:55,304 -[Claire] Liam! -Mom! 1266 01:07:55,304 --> 01:07:57,840 Honey! Where's your shirt? 1267 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,475 -Oh... -You're gonna catch a cold. 1268 01:07:59,475 --> 01:08:01,143 I'm gonna make you some hot tea, okay? 1269 01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,479 No, Mom. I'm okay, really. 1270 01:08:03,479 --> 01:08:06,482 How can you be having fun if you're cold and soaking wet? 1271 01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:09,218 Mom, I was thinking about maybe staying for the party. 1272 01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:10,820 Okay, we can stay for a bit. 1273 01:08:10,820 --> 01:08:13,089 No, I was thinking that maybe you should go. 1274 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,791 I get it. 1275 01:08:15,791 --> 01:08:18,427 You wanna make out with a girl, honey, you go for it. 1276 01:08:18,427 --> 01:08:20,729 So many pretty ones here. Okay, honey, bye! 1277 01:08:20,729 --> 01:08:23,599 -Bye. I love you. -I love you. 1278 01:08:25,801 --> 01:08:27,670 Autumn, what happened to your face? 1279 01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:31,440 There is red food coloring in lip balm. I ate it all. 1280 01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:34,276 [music thumping] 1281 01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:41,517 Hold on, okay? 1282 01:08:44,253 --> 01:08:46,155 [line ringing] 1283 01:08:46,155 --> 01:08:47,423 [operator] 911, what's your emergency? 1284 01:08:47,423 --> 01:08:49,191 Hi, I have a noise complaint. 1285 01:08:49,191 --> 01:08:51,193 [dance music playing] 1286 01:09:07,576 --> 01:09:11,180 Hey, Maria. Thanks for the invite. 1287 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:13,816 [crowd gasping] 1288 01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:17,286 [groaning] 1289 01:09:19,288 --> 01:09:20,589 What happened? 1290 01:09:20,589 --> 01:09:22,825 -You got punched in the face. -Oh... 1291 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,427 -I'm such a bad person. -[groans] 1292 01:09:25,427 --> 01:09:30,566 I'm a terrible mom. Autumn is so crazy. She has no friends. 1293 01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:33,836 Look, I finished my knitting cap. 1294 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:35,771 -Oh. -[police siren wails] 1295 01:09:35,771 --> 01:09:40,843 Oh, what am I doing? Come on. Let's go. 1296 01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,246 [giggling] 1297 01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,451 Oh. That's my mom. 1298 01:09:49,451 --> 01:09:51,353 -Oh, god. -[gasps] 1299 01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,888 Mom? 1300 01:09:52,888 --> 01:09:55,558 Liam! Liam Heap! 1301 01:09:56,792 --> 01:09:57,660 Liam! 1302 01:09:59,395 --> 01:10:02,831 You get in the frigging car right now! In the car! 1303 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,869 Okay. Sorry. Sorry, Mom. 1304 01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:08,204 Get in the car! 1305 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:11,974 You get in the car! 1306 01:10:11,974 --> 01:10:14,243 Autumn, get in the back seat! 1307 01:10:14,243 --> 01:10:15,477 You get in the back seat! 1308 01:10:15,477 --> 01:10:16,645 In the front seat, Mackenzie! 1309 01:10:16,645 --> 01:10:18,280 Autumn, get in the backseat! 1310 01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:20,816 Get in the car! 1311 01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:26,956 [exhales] 1312 01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:32,261 Slut. 1313 01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:35,664 I'm so sorry that I decided that I wanted to take you to your first college party 1314 01:10:35,664 --> 01:10:37,499 and teach you how to get drunk for the first time. 1315 01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:38,867 Everything's a frigging lesson with you! 1316 01:10:38,867 --> 01:10:41,003 "Oh, Liam, this is how you write a test, Liam." 1317 01:10:41,003 --> 01:10:42,771 I don't. You make me sound like a moron! 1318 01:10:42,771 --> 01:10:44,607 "Yeah, Liam, this is how you party. 1319 01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:46,542 "Liam, this is how you drink, this is how you have fun!" 1320 01:10:46,542 --> 01:10:48,277 You made out with Mackenzie! 1321 01:10:48,277 --> 01:10:50,346 So what? 1322 01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:51,780 She was really nice. What? Would you rather I made out with you? 1323 01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,415 -Ugh. -Hmm? Mom, what? 1324 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:55,517 -Whoa! -Come on. Show me the ropes, Mom. 1325 01:10:55,517 --> 01:10:57,319 You know what? I'm sorry I just tried to make the best for you. 1326 01:10:57,319 --> 01:11:00,022 You're not! You want me to be better, but I can't. 1327 01:11:00,022 --> 01:11:02,424 I'm a loser. I don't even wanna go to Cambridge. 1328 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:04,660 Oh, you poor, privileged white male! 1329 01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:07,496 No, I wanna go become a massage therapist! 1330 01:11:07,496 --> 01:11:08,564 Don't you dare! 1331 01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:14,003 Liam? Liam! 1332 01:11:20,909 --> 01:11:23,279 What the hell? Oh, my god! What are you doing? 1333 01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,347 -Another lesson, obviously! -This is my door! 1334 01:11:25,347 --> 01:11:27,716 You're out of control! 1335 01:11:27,716 --> 01:11:30,519 -Get that stupid shirt-- -Get out! Get out of here! 1336 01:11:30,519 --> 01:11:32,321 -[shirt ripping] -[grunting] 1337 01:11:32,321 --> 01:11:36,692 Sometimes moms... Ow! You little shit! Liam! Ow! 1338 01:11:36,692 --> 01:11:37,993 [grunting] 1339 01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:41,063 You are very, very... Get over here. 1340 01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:43,065 Ah! 1341 01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:47,069 Did you just spank me? 1342 01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:50,639 -Yes. -[panting] 1343 01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:53,075 You had it coming. 1344 01:12:02,418 --> 01:12:04,053 You know who won the Pulitzer Prize this year? 1345 01:12:07,589 --> 01:12:10,392 -Why? -You don't. Do you? 1346 01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:12,761 Who won the hurdles in the Olympics? 1347 01:12:14,463 --> 01:12:15,764 -Men's or females'? -You don't know? 1348 01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:20,969 Best in the whole world 1349 01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:23,739 and they haven't affected you once. 1350 01:12:23,739 --> 01:12:26,909 No Olympic hurdler's ever affected anyone. 1351 01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:29,345 You know, Grandma's not good at anything. 1352 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:31,046 She's not good at a thing. 1353 01:12:31,046 --> 01:12:34,483 And you told me that she's affected you 1354 01:12:34,483 --> 01:12:37,052 the most out of any person in your whole life. 1355 01:12:39,588 --> 01:12:41,824 I'm the only one who knows that. 1356 01:12:41,824 --> 01:12:43,492 I guess I wanna be somebody like that. 1357 01:13:18,827 --> 01:13:20,729 [tapping on window] 1358 01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:22,798 Huh? 1359 01:13:30,672 --> 01:13:32,441 Oh. Hi. 1360 01:13:32,441 --> 01:13:35,511 Hey. I'm locked out. 1361 01:13:35,511 --> 01:13:37,946 Uh, okay. I'll come wait with you. 1362 01:13:43,986 --> 01:13:45,187 -Hey. -Hey. 1363 01:13:47,723 --> 01:13:50,759 I'm not locked out. I just wanted to see your face. 1364 01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:51,727 Oh. 1365 01:13:51,727 --> 01:13:54,563 Ouch. Sorry about that. 1366 01:13:54,563 --> 01:13:58,600 Yeah. Uh, it's okay. My mom did some of it. 1367 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,502 It's kinda been one of those nights. 1368 01:14:00,502 --> 01:14:01,870 Freezing my tits off. 1369 01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:03,505 My nipples are about to rip through my shirt. 1370 01:14:03,505 --> 01:14:04,773 [laughs] 1371 01:14:04,773 --> 01:14:07,843 Um, do you wanna... 1372 01:14:07,843 --> 01:14:09,978 -Wanna go inside? -Yeah, sure. 1373 01:14:16,218 --> 01:14:17,719 What happened in here? 1374 01:14:17,719 --> 01:14:20,556 Oh. Uh... Shh. We had this big party. 1375 01:14:23,826 --> 01:14:25,994 Oh, um... 1376 01:14:25,994 --> 01:14:29,865 Speaking of parties, Aisley's throwing this big, uh, beach party 1377 01:14:29,865 --> 01:14:33,035 like a funeral party for Maria's resurrection. 1378 01:14:33,035 --> 01:14:35,504 It's kind of your party, too. 1379 01:14:35,504 --> 01:14:38,140 Yeah. Yeah. I like... I like parties. 1380 01:14:39,174 --> 01:14:40,042 Okay. 1381 01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,213 Hey, Anastasia. 1382 01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:46,782 I'm really sorry that I put my name in your boyfriend's phone number entry. 1383 01:14:47,683 --> 01:14:49,785 Good. 1384 01:14:49,785 --> 01:14:52,087 You must have some pretty big balls to pull off a stunt like that. 1385 01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:54,957 No, I don't have balls. 1386 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:58,193 I do have balls. 1387 01:14:58,193 --> 01:15:01,096 I don't have metaphorical balls, but I do have testicles. 1388 01:15:02,197 --> 01:15:03,098 Right. 1389 01:15:09,805 --> 01:15:11,206 Human sex series? 1390 01:15:11,206 --> 01:15:13,642 Uh, that's a sex book my mom gave me. 1391 01:15:13,642 --> 01:15:15,077 She's teaching me to be a badass. 1392 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:21,016 These people look like they're depressed. 1393 01:15:23,552 --> 01:15:25,087 I'm pretty sure whoever wrote this book 1394 01:15:25,087 --> 01:15:27,856 never had actual enjoyable sex before. 1395 01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:28,757 Yeah. 1396 01:15:29,825 --> 01:15:30,759 What would that even look like? 1397 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,563 Uh, something like this. 1398 01:15:34,563 --> 01:15:37,833 [heavy breathing] Ah! 1399 01:15:42,938 --> 01:15:46,074 Why? What would... What would your sex face look like? 1400 01:15:46,074 --> 01:15:51,280 [inhales] Oh, wow. [exhales] 1401 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,850 [chuckles] I think maybe the book's right. 1402 01:15:54,850 --> 01:15:56,952 Is there anything your mom doesn't teach you? 1403 01:15:56,952 --> 01:15:59,121 No. No. 1404 01:15:59,121 --> 01:16:01,256 No, she's really thorough. 1405 01:16:01,256 --> 01:16:02,658 She's pretty much my best friend. 1406 01:16:14,303 --> 01:16:17,139 Did your mom teach you how to do that? 1407 01:16:17,139 --> 01:16:18,807 No. [laughs] 1408 01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:23,345 No. I usually practice on my hand. 1409 01:16:23,345 --> 01:16:26,114 -That was way better. That was way better. -[both laugh] 1410 01:16:26,114 --> 01:16:27,215 Oh, wow. 1411 01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:31,954 Wow. That was pretty great. 1412 01:16:31,954 --> 01:16:34,289 I think I'm gonna pass out. [laughs] Oh. 1413 01:16:40,295 --> 01:16:42,064 [exhales] 1414 01:16:42,064 --> 01:16:43,865 Does this mean we're together now? 1415 01:16:43,865 --> 01:16:46,935 [chuckles] No, Liam, we're just friends. 1416 01:16:48,003 --> 01:16:49,638 Oh. 1417 01:16:49,638 --> 01:16:52,240 Wow, my first girlfriend and breakup in 30 seconds. 1418 01:16:53,342 --> 01:16:54,276 Friends who kissed. 1419 01:16:55,310 --> 01:16:56,812 -Hmm. -Twice. 1420 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:01,950 Oh. 1421 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:04,753 [Liam] Some days, yeah, you're the guy who picks A. 1422 01:17:04,753 --> 01:17:07,255 ♪ All we do is mess around ♪ 1423 01:17:09,825 --> 01:17:12,694 ♪ But I know that it's love we found ♪ 1424 01:17:14,396 --> 01:17:16,064 [sighs] 1425 01:17:16,064 --> 01:17:18,300 ♪ And I know that it's here to stay ♪ 1426 01:17:21,103 --> 01:17:23,872 ♪ It's more than just a word we say ♪ 1427 01:17:26,675 --> 01:17:29,778 ♪ No, I don't wanna fuss or fight ♪ 1428 01:17:31,947 --> 01:17:34,816 [Liam] Here we are again. My last day at public school. 1429 01:17:38,253 --> 01:17:41,156 ♪ But there's no need to be afraid ♪ 1430 01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:42,157 You can begin... 1431 01:17:44,993 --> 01:17:46,395 -now. -[beeps] 1432 01:17:46,395 --> 01:17:50,699 ♪ Baby, there's no time to waste ♪ 1433 01:17:50,699 --> 01:17:54,436 ♪ Sing until you have no voice ♪ 1434 01:17:54,436 --> 01:17:57,372 -Here we are. -Here we are again. 1435 01:17:57,372 --> 01:17:59,708 Now the bell's gonna ring soon. 1436 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:02,277 Good to know. Um, listen, I... 1437 01:18:02,277 --> 01:18:04,046 I'm sorry I didn't get back to you. 1438 01:18:04,046 --> 01:18:06,815 I just, you know, I... You are Liam's principal 1439 01:18:06,815 --> 01:18:08,917 -and it felt-- -Yeah. No, I... No, I know, I know. 1440 01:18:08,917 --> 01:18:11,186 -No, just hold on one second. Just... -It felt... 1441 01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:14,089 -It felt inappropriate, could be the word... -Just wait for it. 1442 01:18:14,089 --> 01:18:17,092 -...because I... I... -And... 1443 01:18:17,092 --> 01:18:19,194 [bell rings] 1444 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:21,396 -You know your bells. [laughs] -Oh, yeah, well... 1445 01:18:21,396 --> 01:18:23,865 That bell means it's officially summer, 1446 01:18:23,865 --> 01:18:26,001 which means I'm no longer you son's principal. 1447 01:18:29,404 --> 01:18:32,374 -Oh! [laughs] -[chuckles] Hmm. 1448 01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:43,118 Still 53 minutes left. Wanna check anything over? 1449 01:18:43,118 --> 01:18:44,086 Nope. 1450 01:18:45,253 --> 01:18:46,188 Cocksucker. 1451 01:18:47,489 --> 01:18:50,058 Wow, did you plan that out? [laughs] 1452 01:18:50,058 --> 01:18:52,060 Actually, I did. Yeah. 1453 01:18:52,060 --> 01:18:56,164 Uh, I saw you come in and I got the secretary to ring the bell. 1454 01:18:56,164 --> 01:18:58,900 It's 1:15. These kids are confused. In get! 1455 01:18:58,900 --> 01:19:01,269 The class is still going. Guys! Guys! 1456 01:19:01,269 --> 01:19:03,105 Class is still in. That was a mistake. 1457 01:19:03,105 --> 01:19:05,941 Martin. Martin? Martin? Put your... Martin! 1458 01:19:05,941 --> 01:19:09,144 Put your phone back in your pocket and get back into class. 1459 01:19:21,056 --> 01:19:22,924 Go ahead. Open it. 1460 01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:24,192 You already opened it. 1461 01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:25,393 You double-aced it. 1462 01:19:25,393 --> 01:19:27,829 -I know. -Oh! 1463 01:19:27,829 --> 01:19:31,166 I can't wait to visit my little baby in Cambridge. Sorry, little man. 1464 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:34,269 Why are you all dressed up? Are you going out with that principal man again? 1465 01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:36,104 No. Slash yes. 1466 01:19:37,472 --> 01:19:39,441 What do you think when I say the word "Trojan"? 1467 01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,510 None of your business. 1468 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:42,811 But do you really wanna know? 1469 01:19:42,811 --> 01:19:43,912 No. No. 1470 01:19:50,051 --> 01:19:53,121 -Yahoo! [laughs] -It's beautiful! 1471 01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:54,790 -Honey. -Mmm. 1472 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:57,092 Try putting a hot dog stand right next to a gym 1473 01:19:57,092 --> 01:19:59,795 or an ice cream shop next to a health food store. 1474 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,097 You see the key is to combine torture with pleasure. 1475 01:20:03,865 --> 01:20:06,067 You know, I always wanted a sister, 1476 01:20:06,067 --> 01:20:08,370 but the only thing I got was Maria here and I mean, he's terrible. 1477 01:20:08,370 --> 01:20:10,272 [laughing] 1478 01:20:10,272 --> 01:20:11,807 You guys wanna make out? 1479 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,341 -I'm game. -I'm game. 1480 01:20:13,341 --> 01:20:14,543 Game. 1481 01:20:14,543 --> 01:20:16,378 ♪ How good it is to see you ♪ 1482 01:20:16,378 --> 01:20:21,216 ♪ I think that we should ♪ 1483 01:20:22,884 --> 01:20:26,154 A little more of that. 1484 01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:29,090 [Liam] Some days, you don't end up with the one-legged girl. 1485 01:20:29,090 --> 01:20:31,359 ♪ Think that we should be friends ♪ 1486 01:20:34,596 --> 01:20:36,565 ♪ We'll get drunk ♪ 1487 01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:39,467 You know why they first started calling evening "evening"? 1488 01:20:39,467 --> 01:20:41,336 No. No, I don't. 1489 01:20:41,336 --> 01:20:44,039 Because it's the day evening out with the night. 1490 01:20:44,039 --> 01:20:45,140 Hmm. 1491 01:20:45,140 --> 01:20:46,241 Not quite day, not quite night. 1492 01:20:46,241 --> 01:20:47,876 Right. So the in-between time? 1493 01:20:47,876 --> 01:20:49,878 -Yeah, interesting, right? -Yeah, very interesting. 1494 01:20:49,878 --> 01:20:52,013 Yeah, I never thought of it that way. 1495 01:20:52,013 --> 01:20:55,016 Hey, you know, I really liked the choices that you made for your classes, 1496 01:20:55,016 --> 01:20:57,419 especially cultural club. You know, I got kicked out of that one. 1497 01:20:57,419 --> 01:20:59,421 Uh, yeah. I saw. 1498 01:20:59,421 --> 01:21:03,525 -I'm white. -[laughs] I noticed, yeah. 1499 01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:06,228 I really liked being Maria Sanchez. 1500 01:21:06,228 --> 01:21:07,395 Yeah, I like being Maria, too. 1501 01:21:09,064 --> 01:21:10,265 I wonder what it's like being you. 1502 01:21:12,167 --> 01:21:13,635 Hi, I'm Liam Heap. 1503 01:21:13,635 --> 01:21:15,871 Hi, Liam Heap. Maria Sanchez. 1504 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:18,039 -Well, it's nice to meet you. -[both laugh] 1505 01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,476 [Liam] Some days, you aren't Maria. 1506 01:21:23,144 --> 01:21:24,412 -[Claire] You got everything? -[Liam] Yes. Yes. 1507 01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:26,081 [laughs] Stop asking. 1508 01:21:31,453 --> 01:21:33,221 [both] All right! 1509 01:21:35,657 --> 01:21:39,160 I got you one last thing. 1510 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:40,395 What? 1511 01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:42,397 -To make some friends. -No. 1512 01:21:43,665 --> 01:21:45,667 That's awesome. 1513 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,003 All right, put your seatbelt on. Let's get out of here. 1514 01:21:48,003 --> 01:21:50,038 [Liam] Some days, you end up with your mom. 1515 01:21:51,473 --> 01:21:53,475 [announcer speaking on PA] 1516 01:21:56,311 --> 01:21:58,613 ♪ There are two of us on the run ♪ 1517 01:22:02,117 --> 01:22:08,089 ♪ Going so fast every doubt we had is coming undone ♪ 1518 01:22:08,089 --> 01:22:11,259 ♪ Falling behind with everything we left there ♪ 1519 01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:14,696 ♪ We hold on ♪ 1520 01:22:14,696 --> 01:22:16,231 I miss you already. 1521 01:22:18,133 --> 01:22:19,401 I miss you, too. 1522 01:22:31,313 --> 01:22:36,618 ♪ Our story of ♪ 1523 01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:43,425 ♪ How we made something of ourselves ♪ 1524 01:22:57,238 --> 01:22:59,541 Hello, everyone. Welcome to space. 1525 01:22:59,541 --> 01:23:00,408 Whoo! 1526 01:23:01,476 --> 01:23:02,477 Gary McKeniz. 1527 01:23:03,745 --> 01:23:04,746 Hmm. Emma Mitchell. 1528 01:23:06,414 --> 01:23:08,616 -Lucy Quine. -Here. 1529 01:23:10,218 --> 01:23:11,286 Maria Sanchez. 1530 01:23:14,756 --> 01:23:16,024 Maria Sanchez? 1531 01:23:17,492 --> 01:23:19,527 Here. Sorry. 1532 01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:23,598 [man] Jennifer Stewart. 1533 01:23:28,069 --> 01:23:29,004 Baker, Tom. 1534 01:23:30,271 --> 01:23:31,439 [mouthing] Hi. 1535 01:23:37,278 --> 01:23:40,415 [Liam] And some days, you just... 1536 01:23:40,415 --> 01:23:42,584 [mimics explosion] 1537 01:23:50,759 --> 01:23:53,061 ♪ Miss Mythical ♪ 1538 01:23:54,596 --> 01:23:56,765 ♪ She's like the wailing wall ♪ 1539 01:23:58,566 --> 01:24:01,436 ♪ I pass, pass her notes ♪ 1540 01:24:01,436 --> 01:24:04,739 ♪ And she goes, "Oh, honey, it's all right" ♪ 1541 01:24:04,739 --> 01:24:09,044 ♪ When the arrows volley down, will you stay with me? ♪ 1542 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:12,647 ♪ Build a fire out of pages of magazines ♪ 1543 01:24:12,647 --> 01:24:16,718 ♪ Someone like you don't come around every dynasty ♪ 1544 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:20,688 ♪ A swooner, that's what you are ♪ 1545 01:24:23,825 --> 01:24:25,160 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1546 01:24:36,237 --> 01:24:40,442 ♪ Top of her class, top of her field of futurists ♪ 1547 01:24:40,442 --> 01:24:44,446 ♪ All the head-hunters got her name on their lips ♪ 1548 01:24:44,446 --> 01:24:48,716 ♪ Yeah, she's the spine to our body of friends ♪ 1549 01:24:48,716 --> 01:24:52,720 ♪ That incandescent girl of Incan descent ♪ 1550 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:56,758 ♪ When the arrows volley down, will you stay with me? ♪ 1551 01:24:56,758 --> 01:25:00,628 ♪ Build a fire out of pages of magazines ♪ 1552 01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:04,699 ♪ Someone like you don't come around every dynasty ♪ 1553 01:25:04,699 --> 01:25:08,703 ♪ A swooner, that's what you are ♪ 1554 01:25:08,703 --> 01:25:12,740 ♪ Feel my temperature rising ♪ 1555 01:25:12,740 --> 01:25:16,778 ♪ Like a comet colliding ♪ 1556 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:20,715 ♪ Feel my temperature rising ♪ 1557 01:25:20,715 --> 01:25:24,786 ♪ Feel my temperature, feel my temperature ♪ 1558 01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:28,690 ♪ When the arrows volley down, will you stay with me? ♪ 1559 01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:32,594 ♪ Build a fire out of pages of magazines ♪ 1560 01:25:32,594 --> 01:25:36,564 ♪ Someone like you don't come around every dynasty ♪ 1561 01:25:36,564 --> 01:25:40,568 ♪ A swooner, that's what you are ♪ 1562 01:25:42,370 --> 01:25:54,149 ♪ That's what you are ♪ 113910

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