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[knocking]

[doorbell rings]

Alan!

What's best?

Help Jennifer.

Jennifer.

Oh.

How you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Good, good. I'll come and see you.

Come on in.

It's been so long.

So where's Joey?

He's back east at school.

Oh, he's not back yet, huh?

No, not yet. He'll be back winter break.

Damn it. I was looking forward to seeing him.

Yeah, but you're here.

How's school?

Really good. I'm a straight C student.

So, you know, all right.

Come on in. Take a seat.

[coughing]

Thank you.

You look great. Are you going out somewhere?

Oh, thank you.

Well, I was thinking about going out.

I've just been trying the singles scene.

You know, going to some bars.

How's that?

A little online dating.

Uh-oh.

I'm kind of scary, to be honest.

Some creepers, huh?

No, everybody wants a commitment.

Yeah, I feel you. I can relate to that.

How's dating at school?

Are there girls?

Yeah, I've messed with some girls,

but they all want a commitment as well, you know.

And I'm just too young for that, I think, so.

I think I'm kind of over-old guys.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck old guys, huh?

Yeah.

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Had enough of those.

Yeah.

Did you, uh...

I mean, forgive me for saying, but did you...

Did you have something altered?

Did you, uh...

Did you notice?

It's kind of hard not to.

You look like you've had some...

You've hit the bigger...

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...to money, saying.

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I might have had a little adjustment.

Yeah? Well, they look great.

Yeah.

Did you want to see them?

Well, uh, excuse me?

They feel really good.

Um, yeah.

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

[clears throat]

Oh, come on.

Really feel it.

I think they just feel pretty damn real.

Yeah.

See this one?

Yeah.

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Wow.

Good work.

Yeah, you know, I'm just trying to do me these days.

I hear you.

So, uh...

What exactly did you call me over for?

Well, I want to do you.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

I've always thought about you.

You're stunning, Miss Bess.

Jennifer.

Jennifer.

What about, what about Joey?

Joey's not here.

Fuck.

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I'm missing my new book.

Yeah, I do.

[sighs]

Let me see.

Oh, fuck.

Wow, those look great.

Want to taste them?

Yeah, I do.

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Let me see those abs.

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Get these off.

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Oh, Ellen.

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Oh, yeah.

With my click.

Yeah.

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Always thought about you doing this.

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Oh.

Yeah.

My pussy tastes good.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

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Fuck you, want to taste them?

Yeah.

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Dirty boy.

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Come here, kiss me with that mouth.

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Take your pants off.

Yes, ma'am.

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I've thought about you a lot.

I've thought about this moment for a long time.

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Oh, yeah.

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That feel good?

Fuck yeah.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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Get one.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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I want to stick in my face.

Oh.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh.

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What if I'm doing my new boobs?

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Oh, they're so tentative.

Oh, fuck yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh.

Oh, Alan.

Oh, your cock's so big.

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It's been so long since I've had a cock.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Look at him.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

Fuck me, that big cock.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Fuck my pussy.

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Yeah.

You want to get behind me?

Yeah?

Yeah, baby?

Yeah.

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Oh, fuck you.

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You want to get a pussy tight?

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My cock feels so good.

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Fuck.

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Fuck you.

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Yeah.

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Oh, fuck you.

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Fuck you.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck I want you to get--

Oh, fuck.

I want to fucking get behind you, kid.

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Oh, fuck you.

Back up on it.

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Oh, fuck it.

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Oh, fuck.

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- Yeah.

(screaming)

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- Oh, I feel like I'm gonna fall out of this.

Oh, I wanna fall out of here.

Yeah.

- Mm.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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- Oh yeah, your cock's too big.

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, oh, fuck my pussy. Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, fuck my pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, stuck in my foot. Yeah, you like my toes? Yeah.

Yeah, let's do a cock mark. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, oh.

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Oh, come on, I wanna fuck your toes. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, come here.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck my toes. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, fuck you.

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Oh, fuck.

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Yeah, I wanna come over my titties. Yeah.

Let's do squirrel on my titties. Yeah.

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Yeah, let's get those titties up there. Yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck yeah, come on.

Yeah, I wanna squirrel on my titties.

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Oh, shit.

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You're gonna tell Joey, are you?

Of course not.

This is our secret.

(laughing)

Oh, fuck.

No strings, no taddling.

(laughing)

(groaning)

Wow.

(groaning)

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

(squeaking)

(laughing)

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