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Oh, my God, I'm getting so tired.

Better.

I'm running out of time.

I'm running out of time.

I'm running out of time.

One moment.

One moment.

Hola. Hey, how are you?

¿Qué tal? ¿Cómo estás?

Yeah,

yeah. Una cortita de tiempo.

Oh, yeah.

Timing, timing.

Oh, yeah.

Good timing.

Timing, timing, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm on time.

Punctual. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Muy bien, a tiempo.

Yeah. ¿Quieres?

Yeah,

I'll come in. Thank you.

Bienvenido.

How are you? Oh, you don't speak Spanish.

You don't speak Spanish.

Yeah, no, no, no.

English? Yeah, yeah.

Me only speak English.

Only, okay, only English.

Champagne. Champagne rosada.

Champagne, of course.

¿Tú me entiendes? No, no.

Sure. Why not?

Tú necesitas aprender español.

No, yeah.

No, español.

But champagne is good. Champagne is good.

Champagne rosada.

Oh, okay.

¿Para ti?

Thank you. Salud. Oh, wow.

Super.

So, what would you like to do while we wait for dinner?

Something? No. No?

We can speak more?

Poco. English.

Poco. Yeah. Poco.

Poco English.

Oh. Sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Salud. Salud.

Pero tú me entiendes pollo patata.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, perfect.

¿Cuáles son tus planes esta noche conmigo?

Ah, noche.

Noche, night.

Me. Yeah, you.

Me. You, me, yes.

You, me. Yes, yeah.

Me. I like it.

Yes? Oh, of course. Yeah, you, me, dinner, chatting, good time.

¿Qué te gusta?

No entiendo.

¿Me? You.

¿Te gusta algo de mí?

You, super.

Gracias. Thank you. Yes, yes.

Okay.

Okay. ¿Te gustaría pasar a conocer mi casa?

Oh, you want to show me something?

Yes, my house.

Oh, okay, yes, yes, of course.

Do you understand?

Yes, let's go.

Okay. Okay, super.

Let's go. Let's go.

Oh, beautiful.

Do you like it?

Yes, I like it. I decorated it.

Take a seat.

Por favor.

Creo que yo necesito... Translate.

Translation. Super.

I like it.

Translation.

I like you.

I like you too.

We've been chatting so long.

I'm so...

Glad to finally meet you.

I like you.

I would like to make you happy.

Oh, wow.

Do you understand?

Yeah, I like the sound of that.

I like to be happy.

Oh, okay.

For me.

I understand.

Yeah, I understand.

I understand the translation.

Okay, okay.

I don't understand what you're saying.

Ah.

I make a striptease for you.

I would love a striptease.

A striptease? Yes.

Mucho. Yes.

Perfecto. Yes.

Oh.

Ooh la la.

Wow.

Muy caliente.

Muy caliente.

Yeah, muy caliente.

Te

gusta?

Yes, yes.

Do you like it?

Yes, I like it.

This is the best dinner ever!

Why don't I help you?

What are you doing? Oh, I see.

It's not only striptease for you, but it's striptease for me.

Yeah, okay.

We're all doing striptease today.

Okay.

I like striptease too.

You still have one layer of clothing left on you. Yes?

Yeah.

I don't understand.

Oh, I see.

I don't understand anything.

Do you like it?

Yeah. Do you understand?

Do you like it?

Yes.

What are we doing?

I see, it's real striptease, huh?

oh oh oh

Oh.

Peace out.

Oh.

Why don't we strip off that last bit of clothing, huh?

Yeah, come here.

Come here.

Because you didn't finish the strip tease.

Yes.

Yeah,

now it's time for the final strip tease, huh?

There we go. Yes, like this.

Like this.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Stay right there, baby.

Stay right there.

Yeah. A little bend over.

Bend over right here. Yeah.

Oh!

Oh, see.

Well that was an amazing dinner Incredible

Yeah.

Yeah. Well.

Geez. Now I'm curious what we have for dessert, huh?

Mm -hmm.