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- [Narrator] Previously on "X-Rated NYC".

- I've decided to start working

on my fashion collection again.

I would like to ask all of you to be in the show.

- Hell yeah, I'll walk in a fashion show.

I just think it's weird Boomer didn't ask me sooner.

- You are irrelevant.

- Okay, you know what, bitch? No way.

- That is the issue.

- Fuck you. Take all of your shit.

- [Alistair] What the fuck?

- [Max] Your fancy studio.

- What the fuck?

- Get, fuck you.

- [Alistair] What the fuck?

- Are you gonna bring me to a brunch

with somebody that you know I don't like

because of the things that he's done to you?

And you still have me here?

No, I don't wanna be on this show.

- You just literally ran after her and just left me there

feeling like a little poor school girl

just sitting there lonesome.

- I didn't handle that situation the way that I should have.

- That situation, you know, I'm gonna let that go,

but what I won't let go is what you and Boomer,

you shady heifers, did to Alistair.

- Wait, I'm sorry. What?

- Well, you do know me and Alistair are cool people.

Like he immediately called me.

The minute of the BS that you guys pulled.

- Avatar is the only person I know

that actually likes Alistair.

God knows why, but he does.

- You were unprofessional. It was completely disgusting.

- All this is just some dirty way to try

to teach me a lesson about Candace.

You know what you can do?

You can get your shady ass outta here.

If you think that I'm that unprofessional,

then get the fuck outta my shit.

- You want me to leave, honey? I can go.

'Cause guess what, nobody wanted to be

in your little crusty little orgy anyway.

- I'm sorry things just stopped being good.

- Once upon a time, you know?

It's your fucking fault.

- Never anything you do.

- Who kiss who? Did you not lean in to kiss me?

- I thought you leaned into me.

I'm just not gonna let him use me as a punching bag anymore.

I'm not a fucking door mat.

- [Joey] You know what, Max.

- I'm surprised right now.

- [Joey] Max, I'm sorry,

I'm gonna go ahead and fucking apologize now,

I cannot do this today.

- Surprise. Drama.

- [Joey] It's not a good day for me.

- You're dipping out early.

- [Joey] Shut the fuck up.

- Can you like hold it together for our fucking friends?

- [Joey] Shut the fuck up.

- We almost made it through a whole season

without these two acting crazy.

What the fuck am I going to do now?

If Joey is not in this orgy, my orgy, done.

- [Joey] This is done. Every fucking little bit of this.

Don't fucking call me. Don't text me.

I don't need, if you see me at a fucking event,

I don't exist.

- You can't have a orgy with three people.

- No, that's a threesome.

- Not an orgy.

(upbeat rock music)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(upbeat music)

- My God, Boomer, it's the big day.

How you feeling?

- I'm feeling.

- Yeah?

- It's finally my fashion show.

I'm so excited to show the world what I've created.

I've been a part of so many other people's shows,

this feels a lot more intense.

And the heart that I put into it

and the memory of my best friend

that is attached to this art.

I'm dedicating it to my best friend, Andre.

- Yeah.

- Who passed away.

And it's bittersweet.

- Right.

- I just wish he was here.

- You're actually doing it.

You're doing something that he would love, undoubtedly.

- Grateful to have friends like you

and everybody else that's a part of this.

- It's gonna be kick ass, Boomer.

- Yeah. - [Vanniall] Kick ass.

- Vanniall has been my rock throughout this whole process.

I'm so glad she's here.

- It's gonna be fucking amazing. It's gonna be Boomer!

You get it? Like, boom-er.

This is actually.

- That was a mom joke.

- Right.

- I love your mom joke.

- I love that you didn't say dad jokes.

I love that you're very gender inclusive.

(both laughing)

(upbeat music)

- Aw, bitch, it's cold.

- I know, right, it's cold as hell.

Are you ready for tonight?

- Yeah. I mean, I'm shaking aren't I?

Could be the temperature, but.

- I mean, you've been working really hard.

I hope you ready for tonight. You excited?

- Yeah, I'm excited. I'm just nervous to walk.

I gotta walk straight.

- I mean, look, even though it's a fashion show,

I'm talking about the song.

- Right? No, it's been mixed, it's ready.

Tonight, my song is premiering at Boomer's fashion show.

I'm ready.

- Okay, period. You gonna turn shit up tonight.

- [Angel] Hell yeah.

- You gonna turn shit the fuck up tonight.

- I'm ready for it. You don't even know.

I'm so excited for tonight.

- How you and Joey? Y'all good?

- I mean, we're good, yeah. I mean, he's done with me.

I'm devastated, but I'm off to the side.

It don't matter.

- But at the end of the day, you just gotta focus on you.

I hope you ready for tonight.

Just put all that energy towards being the best you.

- I'm still kind of hurt about being left outta Joey's life

and I'm kind of tired of everybody think

I'm some simp-ass bitch.

I'm tired of just, all of this shit.

I just gotta focus on my own life.

I don't know what the fuck I've been doing.

Thank you for mentoring me

and taking the time to help me musically

and like all the backend shit

that the cameras don't even get to see.

Like, thank you.

There's no way I could have gotten this far without Kay V.

She's an amazing producer and an even better friend.

- Remember why you came to New York.

You got this music shit, you ready to pop off.

- Right, right, right.

- We don't need your pop off. Okay?

- I'm just nervous as fuck.

- Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous.

It's okay.

- You know what? Fuck it.

Let's get the Hennessy out.

- Come on.

- [Angel] I'm ready, let's go. Come on.

Walk me to the show, baby girl.

(upbeat music)

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What's up? How you been?

- I'm okay. How are you?

- I'm doing good.

Me and Candace haven't really ever gone this long

without speaking to each other, so it was a little painful.

Thank you for coming.

- I mean, of course.

You know, I wasn't gonna miss this for the world.

- [Max] Yeah.

- You know, I'm not gonna lie,

I have missed you a little bit.

Just a little teeny tiny bit, like this much.

- Through everything, she's still my best friend.

- Even though we might have had our differences

and whatever happened at brunch the other day with Avatar.

- I should have never tried to make her like Avatar.

She may have been right.

Yeah. So I just really wanna apologize again for that.

You know, when I set that up, in my head,

it was me getting my two closest friends together.

In retrospect, I see how that could have been offensive,

putting you both in a situation

that you didn't necessarily feel comfortable in.

- As you're growing in your career and in your life,

you can't have negative people around you

because negative people around you,

they're not gonna do anything for you

that's gonna help you grow, that's gonna help you learn,

like you don't need that.

Now is not the time for you

to have negative people in your life.

- [Max] Yeah.

- And I think that he's one of those people

who should have only been in your life for a season.

He should not have been here for much longer than that.

Right, he was supposed to be here,

you're supposed to learn the lesson

and you're supposed to move on.

- You know, he is the person I FaceTime

all day every day with,

he's become a part of my daily routine.

- Because he's unemployed.

- And I think that's why it's so hard for me

to make the rationalization that maybe he isn't good for me.

- Right.

- And good for my space and good for my energy.

But I do know who is for me.

- [Candace] Who is for you?

- It's definitely you, Boo.

I've missed you so much and you really, you are my girl

and I hope you forgive me

and I hope I can have my good Judy back.

I miss you.

- Aw, of course, I accept your apology.

Best friend?

- I love you.

- I love you so much.

So yeah, don't ever do that stupid shit again.

- Candace is like my sister.

We used to hate each other back in the day,

but then we became really good friends

and I love her to death.

She is everything.

(upbeat music)

- Hey.

I know I said something before I walked out,

but I just wanna like apologize again.

I know I probably fucked everything up,

but it just wasn't really in my cards to be there.

I feel bad about what happened to Max's orgy.

I know I already said I'm sorry when I left,

but I feel like I need to come back and do it again.

- Yeah, I mean, it really put me in a bad situation

because I'd put a lot of money into it

and then, it's just like people dropping out.

- Yeah.

- I know breakups are hard, but he fucked up, not me.

If I put myself in your shoes,

I can see where it was coming from,

but still, it put me in a really bad situation.

- Yeah.

Probably the right thing to do,

just not the best thing to do.

- Yeah.

- Next time I agree to do an orgy,

I'll actually be in it though, I promise.

- I hope so.

- I promise.

- I really do see some changes

and some maturity rising up in Joey.

Good job. Good job.

I'm just starting to talk back with Candace now,

so I really wanna make sure that there's no beef

between me and my friends.

- Are we gonna become vegans?

- Oh, no, bitch, I need meat.

(both laughing)

Sometimes an apology is really all I need,

a sincere apology and I'm glad that Joey

is taking responsibility for what he did.

Yeah. So I'm good.

You're good, right?

- Me and Angel officially cut it off.

I mean, I'm sure you've heard, but it's just gonna be weird.

So I figured after we're done wrapping this season tonight,

I'll probably head back to St. Louis for a few months.

Chill, get some work done on the house.

- [Max] Yeah.

- Clear my mind.

- [Max] Yeah.

- Have some peace. Get out of the city.

- It's always good to just get away.

- Yeah.

- [Max] Yeah. - The city's a lot.

- It is.

That's why they say if you can make it here,

you can make it anywhere.

- God, I don't even know if I wanna make it here anymore.

- Definitely don't try to act like those feelings

and the loss aren't there.

- Oh, for sure.

I mean.

- Yeah, and then you just gotta go

and find the biggest Gonker Dick you can find.

It'll be good.

- Should work out. Well, gimme a hug.

I can still feel your dick swinging.

Oh, I can feel your dick swinging.

- [Max] Yeah.

- [Joey] Yeah.

(both laughing)

Forever and always. Bye.

- After figuring things out with Candace and Joey,

I don't have any more room in my life to have problems

with anybody else that I feel like I'm close to.

♪ My pussy fat

♪ I don't need your stupid ass slice ♪

♪ But pussy all 600 pound light ♪

♪ Fat as fuck and I don't give a damn ♪

♪ Don't give a fuck if they call me a man ♪

♪ I'm getting A's in my class

♪ You can in your ass

♪ Wrap it up, on PrEP, too, bitch ♪

♪ You scratching it 'cause you lose, bitch ♪

♪ My pussy fat

- I'm still nervous about it.

- [Boomer] That is not fashion.

- Right.

- All of my friends have showed up.

I'm really excited.

It's a great turnout.

I just popped over to talk to you guys.

I made you pants and a top, shorts, maybe no top.

- [Joey] Well, I shaved my chest, so.

- Did you shave your back?

- I did not. I did not.

There's no back hair to be shaved though.

- Come on smooth twink.

- I'm like Miss Ma'am.

(Boomer laughing)

(intense music)

- Nobody. Why?

What?

What the fuck are you two doing here?

- I'm on the guest list.

- This is my day.

Go away, you pest.

- Miss Thing, there is no guest list.

Why would you bring him here?

- This is my back room.

What the fuck are you doing back here?

- Yep. Everyone always finds you in the back room.

- Avatar, you and me need to talk. Come on, let's go.

- [Avatar] Oh, go. This is Chanel.

- I'm not a physical person,

but I'm about 10 seconds away from ruining this man's life.

- I'm gonna ask you one more time.

What the fuck are you doing here?

- Look, someone needs to be the bigger man

and make sure this doesn't end up

an unfortunate legal situation.

- We tried to be the bigger men.

We went to your office

and tried to have a fucking conversation

and your big ass fucking head.

- This is not continuing.

This is ending the situation.

This is going to settle it.

- You need to get the fuck out of here

before you ruin an event that's not yours.

I'll have Boomer's back no matter what.

Nobody's gonna fuck with my friends anymore,

especially not at his fashion show.

- What are you doing here?

- You invited me.

- I did not.

- Yes you did.

- No. - You don't remember that.

- I don't understand where you got the inclination

that I ever invited you here, but.

Boomer is my friend,

I'm not gonna let anything ruin his night.

You're doing this just to fuck with me now.

It is kind of malicious.

Why would you think I want you here?

- Because why wouldn't you want your best friend here?

Oh wait, I'm not Candace.

Aw, so I decided okay show up anyway.

Show support?

- You are full of shit, you are too much.

- I am too much. But that's why you love me for.

- And then you show up with Alistair.

- Because you guys need to resolve whatever issue this is.

- Yeah. I went to his little.

- Throwing stuff off the table, like goddamn children.

- After he started coming at me.

He called me irrelevant

and he deserved to have shit thrown at him.

- But was he wrong?

- You don't wanna talk about relevancy,

at least to be irrelevant,

at one point you had to be relevant.

- Why are you still here? Somebody's asked you to leave.

The person who's throwing the event has asked you to leave.

So why the fuck are you still here?

- Well, that's fine. You know, I tried, that's all I can do.

- Go work on your thousand billion dollar fucking films.

You're so in your fucking head, get the fuck outta here.

Let me do my show.

Security. Remove her.

- So I'm gonna be honest with you,

I don't want your toxicity.

I don't want, just energy. Your bad energy.

I can't. I can't.

We need to take a break from our friendship.

- Ah, let me clutch my pearls real quick.

Oh my goodness.

- Exactly that is what I'm tired of.

- Oh, well you know what? You're right.

'Cause I need a friend.

A friend that's gonna be a true friend

and don't run after someone else

when their other friend is just sitting there.

- You 100% absolutely need to leave.

- Oh darling, I'm already out the door.

Thank you. Bye.

- I think this is the cherry on top of the cake.

That Avatar is not my friend.

- Yeah, let you work on your little dinky fashion show.

- Well, you wanted come it so bad.

- I didn't wanna come to it.

- [Boomer] Yeah, you did.

- I'm down here to do this, I'm down here to settle this.

- [Joey] Well, you're not invited.

- [Alistair] And then I was gonna leave, so.

- It's time for you go.

- Don't think I would really take watching

your fashion show anyway.

- [Boomer] Okay, bye.

- Look, this all could have been avoided,

but apparently we're gonna have to go

to legal system here and settle this.

So I'm just gonna tell you good luck

on your little dinky fashion show.

- Nothing little about my show.

- Movies that you make

and you haven't heard the last of Alistair Crane.

- Oh God.

I'd love to see the deposition.

- Alistair and Avatar are not going to ruin my fucking day.

(bright upbeat music)

I just wanna say thank you for everybody who came out.

This is my co-designer, KK.

The show is called (speaking foreign language)

and that means Tears of an Angel,

this is just a small preview of what's gonna come

for Fashion Week in February.

Thank you.

I'm finally gonna get to show a small little piece

of my heart that has been broken

by the passing of my friend.

The beautiful part is I get to show it for the world

to see how much I loved him.

Andre meant the world to me,

and I'm grateful that he believed in me

and that will continue to run through me for eternity.

(bright upbeat music)

- So not one, not two, but three times.

It's really been a wild, crazy journey.

At the end of the day, I'm so happy that I get

to share this moment with these guys.

They are family. They're very close to me.

Yeah, this feels good.

- I'm really excited that I delved into this music shit

and let you get to see a little bit of it

because this is something I want to do more seriously

and be more involved with in my life.

I don't know what's gonna happen with Joey.

I'm just getting more eggs in my basket at this point.

♪ Layin' in my bed

♪ When I'm alone

♪ I try to decode all your signals ♪

- Here we are at the end of season three

and once again it was a wild ride.

But this year, you know, I actually feel like I'm growing.

I've started managing.

I got my house that I'm working on,

so we're doing more grownup things this year.

♪ Tell me do you feel it too

♪ I've just gotta know

- It's really exciting.

I'm on my own shit now and I couldn't be happier.

♪ Tell me do you feel it too

- This season has led up to this

and everyone stepped up for me.

The narrative has changed.

Still a cunt but hey, at least they showed up to support me.

Joey did great. Max did great.

Everyone in the show turned their pussy out.

(upbeat rock music)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(upbeat rock music continues)

- [Announcer] Oh Daddy.