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Seriously, you have to meet him.

He seriously looks like, I don't know, I would say like a nerdy Tom

Holland. Really? Tom Holland? You mean like from that Spider -Man movie?

Yeah. Oh, that's kind of cool.

Well, I can't wait to meet him.

Although, I don't know if I believe you. Is he really that charming?

He is. He is.

Seriously. Like, oh.

I think that's actually him pulling up.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Awesome. Thank you. Yeah, Laura.

I'm really excited.

She did good for herself.

Trust me with this one. Okay.

You tell her I said hello the next time she's here.

All right, that'll play you well. Like, she should be here any day now.

Mama Callie.

Hello. Hello.

It's so good to see you. Good to see you, too.

This is Nana Raven.

Hi, Nana. I am Josh.

Pleasure to meet you.

Oh, wow. Well, there's no need to be so formal.

See, I told you.

Yes, but you weren't lying.

Oh, man. I hope I live up to these expectations.

Y 'all hype me up.

Stop it. You know you do.

You're amazing.

Yes, he is amazing.

So, where do you come from?

Well, I'm from North Carolina, but...

You're giving me way too much credit here. I mean,

I mean, just me, you know? But by the way, you look fantastic.

The outfit is beautiful. It looks stunning. You look good as always.

Just got up and did my, just did me.

What a charmer. He is a charmer.

She really put a gun for herself this time. So you come to kind of help us out

is what?

Kelly's telling me. Do you have any chores around the house? That is the

yes. Anything you need, I'm of service.

Okay. Didn't you say you had something for him to do in the garage?

Well, yeah, I do have a couple chores for you. I have a few things. But for

just relax, make yourself at home.

Let me grab you a glass of lemonade. All right?

All right. Thank you, Mama Kelly.

Of course.

Okay, come here.

You want to do that for me?

Thank you so much. See?

I'm helping.

There you go.

All right. Well,

so just give me one sec, guys. Let me see what things I have for you today.

So what's the deal?

You think you can win us over by doing chores?

You know, if I get to be around beautiful women, then perhaps... You

is something you could do for me.

Anything.

Well...

I'm going to go fix that air conditioning. Yeah, I think I really

Josh?

Sweetie, can you come here for a minute?

Josh?

Yeah? Do you mind helping me with those? I'm sorry, I don't really know if

that's a problem.

I'm trying to just make sure I...

You're just a lifesaver.

Oh, please. I would call it more angel detector.

You just helped me with so much. There's so much more you could help me with.

I mean, what is, like what?

It's like your hand was dead.

You can't tell anybody.

But I've been wanting to fuck your dick for a while.

Really?

I've wanted the same thing.

Thank you.

It's part of the reason I'm so nice all the time.

I was hoping I'd get treatment like this.

You definitely deserve it.

We love you.

Thank you.

It's actually just for charisma and luck.

So you get a power -up or something?

Something like that. It kind of just, you know, I tend to play how things are

going off of the dice.

Boy, you are way too nerdy, aren't you?

Wow,

Nana, you look...

Fantastic. What are you, going to some party or something?

Banty party? No.

That view is... Boy, you are just too dangerous for your own good.

I mean, didn't you say you weren't done with me? Boy remembers.

Only the important parts.

Yes.

I had a little bit of practice.

Do you think you can handle both of us? Come on.

I'm the kind of person you are.

There's more than enough for both of you.

I have to say, I do.

I have a huge appetite.

I guess so.

See this is what I get for being such a good boy.

Such a big help.

Kiss me.

Mom!

Well, technically I'm your stepmom.

I think it's okay.

I think it's okay, too.

Oh, that's so hot.

Yes.

Oh God.

Yes. Now kiss again.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Better taste it and put it back in.

There you go.

Put it back in.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, fuck.

Come sit on my face.

There you go. Yes, I did it.

Oh, yes, there you go.

Yes. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

You're welcome. Thank you so much.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, so good.

Oh, fuck.

What about you?

Mm -mm -mm.

Holy shit.

Amen.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

We have to definitely keep this to ourselves.