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Well, with Lana occupied,
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allow me to recap
what’s happened so far.
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I bribed the Titans to make me
number one at the Guild.
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And now,
they’ve trapped me and Lana
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while they toy
with the Ten Realms for funsies.
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But it was time for I,
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the heroic
Horatius Hoffenstance,
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to live up to the name
I named myself
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and rescue my pink-haired
foe-turned-hero.
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But something
was holding me back.
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Could it be my own cowardice?
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Come on, Lana.
I need a brand new reality.
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Pantagog,
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why is there a timeout spot
on our Game of Fates?
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Because you added it
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for your frequent
bathroom breaks.
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Oh, speaking of which, gotta go.
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Fine.
I’ll get some more shmetzels.
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There’s gotta be a way
to reset this game.
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And my friends.
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And Sprog.
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Why can’t I ever be the hero?
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I have so many regrets,
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which I can only recount...
in song.
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♪ If just one day I could become
the hero who’d overcome ♪
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♪ All the beasts
I swore I slayed ♪
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♪ And got the respect
that I craved ♪
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♪ They wouldn’t call me Ho-Ho ♪
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♪ And yet, here I am ♪
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♪ Tumbling to my bitter end ♪
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♪ Wanting one last chance ♪
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♪ To lament
that I’m more than... ♪
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Ho-Ho.
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Purrfidious? My goons?
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You’re my last chance
to be a hero!
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Come, help me save Lana.
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If you’ll forgive
my bad behavior.
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All we remember
is swimming ashore.
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Well, we’ll help you,
for the right price.
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You can take everything I own.
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If I still own anything at all.
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Now let’s be heroes!
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Anyone have
the funny feeling
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you’re restarting your life
day after day?
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Teach us your pro tips,
oh one-eyed one.
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Yeah, I could sure use
one of those.
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They can hear me?
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Jackpot! Bingo! Game changer!
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Never mind the voices outside.
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Hey, everyone, it’s Lana!
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Lana!
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-Who’s she?
-What do?
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Follow the way of the Lana!
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I don’t know who you are,
sky gal,
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but I got a good thing
going here,
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so go find your flock.
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What? No!
Look, I know who you are.
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A hero!
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So help me defeat the Titans
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who are actually controlling
everyone’s lives.
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Hero, huh? That would be
an upward career move.
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Uh oh. Titans on the move.
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Gotta spread the word.
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Lana! Lana! Lana!
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Everyone in the Ten Realms,
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regain control of your destiny.
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Live your best life
by joining me, Lana!
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Um, mental note:
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Giant pink-haired head
in the sky just told everyone
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to take control
of their destinies.
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Wow! A real-life Titan!
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Says she can improve our lives!
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Reclaim our destiny!
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All hail Lana of the Sky!
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No! I’m no Titan!
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I need you all to help me
topple the Titans!
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Well, well, well.
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Our little pawn is trying
to play its own game.
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How shall we punish her, sister?
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Spin her
until the Realms reset so much
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that she’s forgotten forever.
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Anyone remember
what you were doing yesterday?
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Neither do I.
Nor the day before.
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But my mind map remembers all.
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There’s that mad orc again.
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Want me to arrest him?
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And last week, a sea monster
called Greg ran the Guild.
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Greg ran my Guild?
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See? Deep down, we remember.
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And who’s
in the middle of it all?
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The pink-haired one
in the sky who told us
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to topple the Titans
and take back our destinies.
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That face!
I know it from another time.
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A better time.
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My hammer for a ladder.
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I’m heading into the sky!
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In the sky,
you’ll find her not,
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for she speaks through the veil
of the Game of Fates.
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Who are you?
And what are you talking about?
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No idea. And no idea.
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This is my brother in arms,
Helmet Hugo.
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And he’s got a lot of buried
memories of the Titans.
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You want to find them?
You’ll need us.
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Fascinating.
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What the mind forgets,
the body remembers.
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What are you,
some kind of shrink?
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Well, I do need a new job.
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And I need a crew!
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Who’s with me?
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Let’s quest!
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I guess this is my life now.
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Unless there’s a miracle
on the horizon.
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- Lana!
- Huh?
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I’m here to help!
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Ho-Ho?
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I... I feel
like I kinda owe you.
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Yes! A lot!
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So, what’s your plan?
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I haven’t thought that far.
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- Ugh.
- Any ideas, goons?
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Oh, no.
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Sprog!
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You’ve been hiding
all this time?
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I’ve never been so happy
to see you bite a stranger.
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That’s it! I found our strategy!
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Simply keep Lana
out of the Titans’ hands,
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so they can’t spin her
on the Wheel of Chance.
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You’re welcome, Lana.
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See how well I’m saving you?
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I don’t know who you are,
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but you fill a hole in my heart
I forgot I had.
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Dad! I missed you so much!
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But since when
can the Windbreaker fly?
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Since I sewed this balloon
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out of some Titan underpants
we found.
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And I deciphered
the runes stitched into them
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as belonging to Gargantamog,
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along with directions
in case they became lost.
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Was this one of your emergency
bathroom breaks?
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You got my message?
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You’ve come to help me
topple the Titans?
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Hmm, any idea how?
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Yeah, you looked
a lot bigger from down below.
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You’re asking me?
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Um, maybe start with destroying
the Game of Fates
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{\an8}and see where that takes us?
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Beard ho! Let’s go!
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Look for any magical runes
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I could use for a spell!
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The Joker.
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Excellent choice.
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With this,
we can concoct any spell
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to rid our island
of these meddlesome mortals.
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Ooh, something torturous,
like eternal hiccups.
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Or chronic bubble guts.
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Oh, oh, I know.
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Let’s shrink them down
to nothing,
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so we can play in peace.
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I got a better idea.
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End this game!
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No!
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Nosta Arafrandria,
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Yandra Tagratastram!
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Dad!
Destroy the Wheel of Chance!
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Or this will probably be
our last chance
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to be together again!
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Tagratastram,
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Vantoro, Aruto,
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Shrankenstratam!
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Well, I may be
misremembering reality,
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but did that plucky,
pink-headed rookie that joined
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the Mighty Windbreaker crew
a mere year ago
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just pull us all together
to defeat the Titans?
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Ha! Forget it.
I mean, that’s crazy, right?
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No. That’s exactly
what happened, Hugo.
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I remember now.
Her name is Lana.
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And she’s my best friend.
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You...
You all remember me?
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Yes. You’re part
of the craziest crew
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I’ve ever worked with.
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I like crazy.
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You’ve done me proud, Lana.
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Now take us home.
Ship’s yours, Cap’n.
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Just for today.
I’m not ready to retire yet.
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Welp, that’s my ride.
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But thank you for an adventure
I’ll never forget.
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See you later.
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Ideally, looking down on you
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from atop the leaderboard.
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Never change, Heroic Horatius.
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All hands on deck.
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I’m setting
our next course for adventure.
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In a mo’.
I gotta feed my new pets.
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The Realms will be safe,
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now that the Titans
have been brought down to size.
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Well, relatively safe.
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Quest for your life!
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