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Well, with Lana occupied,

allow me to recap what’s happened so far.

I bribed the Titans to make me number one at the Guild.

And now, they’ve trapped me and Lana

while they toy with the Ten Realms for funsies.

But it was time for I,

the heroic Horatius Hoffenstance,

to live up to the name I named myself

and rescue my pink-haired foe-turned-hero.

But something was holding me back.

Could it be my own cowardice?

Come on, Lana. I need a brand new reality.

Pantagog,

why is there a timeout spot on our Game of Fates?

Because you added it

for your frequent bathroom breaks.

Oh, speaking of which, gotta go.

Fine. I’ll get some more shmetzels.

There’s gotta be a way to reset this game.

And my friends.

And Sprog.

Why can’t I ever be the hero?

I have so many regrets,

which I can only recount... in song.

♪ If just one day I could become the hero who’d overcome ♪

♪ All the beasts I swore I slayed ♪

♪ And got the respect that I craved ♪

♪ They wouldn’t call me Ho-Ho ♪

♪ And yet, here I am ♪

♪ Tumbling to my bitter end ♪

♪ Wanting one last chance ♪

♪ To lament that I’m more than... ♪

Ho-Ho.

Purrfidious? My goons?

You’re my last chance to be a hero!

Come, help me save Lana.

If you’ll forgive my bad behavior.

All we remember is swimming ashore.

Well, we’ll help you, for the right price.

You can take everything I own.

If I still own anything at all.

Now let’s be heroes!

Anyone have the funny feeling

you’re restarting your life day after day?

Teach us your pro tips, oh one-eyed one.

Yeah, I could sure use one of those.

They can hear me?

Jackpot! Bingo! Game changer!

Never mind the voices outside.

Hey, everyone, it’s Lana!

Lana!

-Who’s she? -What do?

Follow the way of the Lana!

I don’t know who you are, sky gal,

but I got a good thing going here,

so go find your flock.

What? No! Look, I know who you are.

A hero!

So help me defeat the Titans

who are actually controlling everyone’s lives.

Hero, huh? That would be an upward career move.

Uh oh. Titans on the move.

Gotta spread the word.

Lana! Lana! Lana!

Everyone in the Ten Realms,

regain control of your destiny.

Live your best life by joining me, Lana!

Um, mental note:

Giant pink-haired head in the sky just told everyone

to take control of their destinies.

Wow! A real-life Titan!

Says she can improve our lives!

Reclaim our destiny!

All hail Lana of the Sky!

No! I’m no Titan!

I need you all to help me topple the Titans!

Well, well, well.

Our little pawn is trying to play its own game.

How shall we punish her, sister?

Spin her until the Realms reset so much

that she’s forgotten forever.

Anyone remember what you were doing yesterday?

Neither do I. Nor the day before.

But my mind map remembers all.

There’s that mad orc again.

Want me to arrest him?

And last week, a sea monster called Greg ran the Guild.

Greg ran my Guild?

See? Deep down, we remember.

And who’s in the middle of it all?

The pink-haired one in the sky who told us

to topple the Titans and take back our destinies.

That face! I know it from another time.

A better time.

My hammer for a ladder.

I’m heading into the sky!

In the sky, you’ll find her not,

for she speaks through the veil of the Game of Fates.

Who are you? And what are you talking about?

No idea. And no idea.

This is my brother in arms, Helmet Hugo.

And he’s got a lot of buried memories of the Titans.

You want to find them? You’ll need us.

Fascinating.

What the mind forgets, the body remembers.

What are you, some kind of shrink?

Well, I do need a new job.

And I need a crew!

Who’s with me?

Let’s quest!

I guess this is my life now.

Unless there’s a miracle on the horizon.

- Lana! - Huh?

I’m here to help!

Ho-Ho?

I... I feel like I kinda owe you.

Yes! A lot!

So, what’s your plan?

I haven’t thought that far.

- Ugh. - Any ideas, goons?

Oh, no.

Sprog!

You’ve been hiding all this time?

I’ve never been so happy to see you bite a stranger.

That’s it! I found our strategy!

Simply keep Lana out of the Titans’ hands,

so they can’t spin her on the Wheel of Chance.

You’re welcome, Lana.

See how well I’m saving you?

I don’t know who you are,

but you fill a hole in my heart I forgot I had.

Dad! I missed you so much!

But since when can the Windbreaker fly?

Since I sewed this balloon

out of some Titan underpants we found.

And I deciphered the runes stitched into them

as belonging to Gargantamog,

along with directions in case they became lost.

Was this one of your emergency bathroom breaks?

You got my message?

You’ve come to help me topple the Titans?

Hmm, any idea how?

Yeah, you looked a lot bigger from down below.

You’re asking me?

Um, maybe start with destroying the Game of Fates

and see where that takes us?

Beard ho! Let’s go!

Look for any magical runes

I could use for a spell!

The Joker.

Excellent choice.

With this, we can concoct any spell

to rid our island of these meddlesome mortals.

Ooh, something torturous, like eternal hiccups.

Or chronic bubble guts.

Oh, oh, I know.

Let’s shrink them down to nothing,

so we can play in peace.

I got a better idea.

End this game!

No!

Nosta Arafrandria,

Yandra Tagratastram!

Dad! Destroy the Wheel of Chance!

Or this will probably be our last chance

to be together again!

Tagratastram,

Vantoro, Aruto,

Shrankenstratam!

Well, I may be misremembering reality,

but did that plucky, pink-headed rookie that joined

the Mighty Windbreaker crew a mere year ago

just pull us all together to defeat the Titans?

Ha! Forget it. I mean, that’s crazy, right?

No. That’s exactly what happened, Hugo.

I remember now. Her name is Lana.

And she’s my best friend.

You... You all remember me?

Yes. You’re part of the craziest crew

I’ve ever worked with.

I like crazy.

You’ve done me proud, Lana.

Now take us home. Ship’s yours, Cap’n.

Just for today. I’m not ready to retire yet.

Welp, that’s my ride.

But thank you for an adventure I’ll never forget.

See you later.

Ideally, looking down on you

from atop the leaderboard.

Never change, Heroic Horatius.

All hands on deck.

I’m setting our next course for adventure.

In a mo’. I gotta feed my new pets.

The Realms will be safe,

now that the Titans have been brought down to size.

Well, relatively safe.

Quest for your life!