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Hmm?

Then for part four of our plan,

we build a miniature obstacle course.

And whoever catches the most Gwarts gets to--

Finally take a nap?

Choose our next quest?

Eat them?

What? We’re out of Snerks.

No. Gets to train them for the Great Gwart Games,

the most spectacular Gwart-based sporting event

in all of the Ten Realms!

Lana, your dad asked us to catch the Gwarts,

not coach them.

Oh, that’s right. I did.

But to be a hero, you have to take risks.

Expect the unexpected. Leap before you look.

Bo, you look before you leap.

Which is also good,

because trailblazers like me need friends like you

to support us.

- Ooh... - Oh, no.

Why do your faces look like that?

Is it because there’s so many Gwarts?

Oh, so now you’re the hero and I’m the sidekick?

Not just the sidekick. My sidekick?

Huh?

If you can’t catch more Gwarts,

can you at least chase them overboard?

Permission to board.

Now the Gwarts are talking?

No, you may not board!

Oh, Durango.

Are you back to steal our treasure?

Do you have any?

- No. - Then no.

Then permission granted.

Though all visitors must take three Gwarts when they leave.

-Done. -Uh...

I meant 13 Gwarts.

Thirteen Gwarts, yeah.

It’s your lucky day!

Captain Durango? What are you doing here?

I’m here about an egg.

Are you here to steal our eggs?

-Do you have any? -No.

Then no.

A priceless bejeweled egg was swindled from me,

and I need a partner in uncrime to get it back.

Ha.

A heist?

Me, me, me, me, me!

I’ll help take down that ring of infamous egg jewel thieves!

It was the Junk Imp.

Oh. Well, still. Me, me, me!

I know the Junk Imp sub like the back of my boomerang.

I’ll be all...

Captain Durango, you don’t want to go

into a heist boomerangs a-blazing.

You need to make a plan and get in and out undetected.

-"Look before you leap" style. -Huh?

We do need to be quick and quiet.

Quiet? You want quiet? I can do quiet.

Less loudly.

Sorry, Lana.

You in, Boreas?

Captain?

Ha!

You can go, as long as you take

those 13... three Gwarts with you.

That was 33.

Even the Gwarts get to go?

You don’t wanna go where those Gwarts are going.

Oh, so when Durango suggests it,

everyone’s okay with eating Gwarts.

I mean, good luck to them.

Bo will overthink everything

and Durango doesn’t think about anyone other than herself.

What? I’m not jealous.

Would a jealous person diss her BFF and her hero

to make herself feel better?

Don’t answer that.

In fact, to show how not jealous I am,

I’m gonna go help them.

So what did the Junk Imp give you

in exchange for your priceless bejeweled egg?

And how are we gonna get it back?

I got these.

Whoa.

Unfortunately,

it’s only rock candy.

Huh?

So the plan:

I’ll distract the Junk Imp

using my natural charm and charisma.

Yeah...

Maybe let me come up with a plan, okay?

So you’ll lure the Junk Imp out of his sub,

so that I can sneak in.

I’ll carefully sidestep the pressure plates.

One wrong move and the alarms will sound.

Expertly avoid the trip wires.

It’ll all go exactly as planned.

The priceless bejeweled egg

is oval and covered in countless gems.

Lana, what are you doing here?

What I do best.

-Helping. -Ugh.

I don’t need your help.

I’ve got the priceless bejeweled egg,

and you’re disrupting a very carefully laid out plan.

Well, then, as a hero,

I’m here to help you expect the unexpected.

Because even the best laid plans can be derailed.

Yeah, by you!

Okay, I’ll trade you this gold box for--

You’re just here because you’re jealous!

What was that?

You mean because my best friend and my hero

are all in a quest together?

I don’t hear anything.

It’s not my fault

Durango picked me over you!

Probably just the wind.

Only because apparently, I’m too loud!

Definitely the wind. A very loud wind.

Oops. Sorry.

Shh. The Junk Imp will hear us.

You’re right. I heard you!

Hey, that’s my priceless bejeweled egg!

It’s actually my priceless bejeweled egg.

And soon it will be our priceless bejeweled egg.

Lana? What are you doing here?

Hey! I’m not the only one here.

We’re here, too.

Hand over the egg!

If you don’t, we’ll take something else priceless.

Hey!

Wait. Are you calling me priceless?

If you want your friend back, you’ll deliver the egg.

Wow, Lana went quietly.

How are you both so calm?

Lana’s been kidnapped!

Lana’s like her boomerang.

She throws herself into trouble and always comes back.

Now, if you’ll excuse me,

I’ve got to hang these posters

because you’re all banned from my sub for life!

Huh, that didn’t go as expected.

Lana would say the unexpected is part of the hero’s journey.

Mmh-mh, and look where it got her.

I really hope that’s you envisioning where it got her

and not how to get her back,

because I’m not giving up my egg.

Huh?

Don’t worry. I’ve got a plan.

Hmm...

They’re here.

And they brought the bejeweled egg.

Presenting the Great Gwart Games!

Ooh. Huh?

What’s this?

Wow, they’re really good.

Huh?

Over here, Bo!

Huh?

I mean, woo, Bo!

We named all the Gwarts "Bo."

- Yay! - You go, Bo!

Shh.

Oh, I just stacked those.

)

At least we have the Gwarts.

Bo, you leapt before you looked!

Oh, no. That leap was part of a carefully laid out plan.

’Cause heroes also look before they leap.

Well, I’ll sidekick beside you any day, Bo.

And I, you.

Hey, I didn’t do a thing.

We should quest together more often.

Whoa.

The Great Gwart Games really are spectacular.

That was all you.

Wait. Don’t leave us, Bo.

Huh?

Oh... we meant the Gwarts.

And then Bo saved Durango’s priceless egg

from the Junk Imp and rescued me from bandits.

You’re a real hero, Boreas.

I prefer hero-sidekick.

My priceless bejeweled egg!

Huh?

I did not see that coming.

You gotta expect the unexpected.

And now you’ve got a sidekick.

A wingman.

Good one.

Nope. I don’t get it.

I guess Bo and I should get rid of those Gwarts now.

After we watch the Great Gwart Games.

The best and only Gwart-based sporting event

in all the Ten Realms.

I don’t get it.

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