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Well, hello out there.
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I’m Zephyr Zeen, reporting
from the Annual Guild Awards.
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All the crews are hitting
the red carpet.
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Wowza, what an entrance
by Horatius Hoffenstance!
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Oh, and here comes
Sorlak and Lil’ Andar,
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last year’s hottest pair.
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Ooh la la, Dr. Chopov.
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Tell us who you’re wearing.
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Oh, this is a Chopov original.
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Also, Sprog.
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And if it isn’t the latest
Longbeard off the starboard bow,
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Lana, looking rather confident.
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It’s an honor to just be
nominated for newcomer, Zephyr.
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May the best person win.
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Ah, ah, ah. Or robot.
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Let’s check out
your competish: Stonk.
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Oh, no.
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Ugh...
Oh, no, my acceptance speech!
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Where is it?
Mom, have you seen it?
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Oh, everything’s gonna be fine,
Lana Bean.
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Just like when you were six
in that jump rope contest, huh?
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You kept right on jumping,
even after you lost.
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And jumping and jumping
and jumping.
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Mom, stop jumping.
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And don’t you think I’ll win?
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Oh, oh, of course.
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I’m sure you might.
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Found your thank you list.
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{\an8}Way to go, Bo.
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{\an8}Now I won’t forget to thank you
when I’m up there.
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Welcome, questers.
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This year, the Guild Awards
have been hand-forged
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by Greta Von Barbarian.
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Why is this so heavy?
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An artist makes bold choices.
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Also, some of you
may be missing anchors.
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All right, the first award
for Most Quests goes to...
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Durango.
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Durango? Durango.
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Sweet.
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Laters! On to another quest.
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And now,
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here are the nominees
for Best Pet:
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Sprog, Purrfidious,
and Lil’ Andar.
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And the winner is... Lil’ Andar.
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Party time!
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Argh, this is garbage.
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Huh? Oh.
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Lil’ Andar’s named after me.
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Aw, you were robbed, Sprog.
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Next up, the clear winner
for Most Glamorous Rescue
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is the chef doctor therapist
known as Dr. Ch--
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Me!
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Thank you, Admiral.
Thank you, Guild members.
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And my crew.
Oh, my eye is tearing up.
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Now, if I could bring
our attention to the plight
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of the Clopses,
haunted by the dreaded monsters.
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Wait, are you playing me out?
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How dare you?
You’re the monster. You’re--
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And finally, the Award
for Best Newcomer goes to...
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Lana Longbeard!
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That’s me!
I knew it! I won!
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And Stonk.
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It’s a tie.
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What?
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Uh, does this mean
we both get an award?
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No, it means you’ll both compete
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in a Duel Of Decision,
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or DODOD for short.
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Doom!
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Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom! Doom!
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What in the doodad?
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No, DODOD.
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You’ll face Stonk
in three challenges
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to decide the winner.
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Everyone loves a DODOD.
Well, except the players.
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So, break a leg.
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Admiral Lovejoy,
this isn’t fair.
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Stonk isn’t even a newcomer.
He’s been questing for years.
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Yes, but Stonk upgrades
his parts so often
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that he qualifies as new.
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This mini-human
will need significant upgrades
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to compete with me.
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But you’ll go easy on me, right?
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That’s not up to me.
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You’ll need to convince
the referee, Horatius.
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What? No way!
Ho-Ho can’t stand me.
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Actually, I can’t tolerate
anyone besides myself.
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That makes me
the fairest referee of them all.
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In more ways than one.
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Noooo.
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There are no rules
in DODOD except to have fun.
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Or at least make it look fun
for the audience.
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No pressure,
but don’t let me down.
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Mission accepted.
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- Get your DODOD merch here!
- 100% not made from rotting kelp.
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Flap Shacks.
Who wants Flap Shacks?
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How is this fair?
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I don’t stand a chance
against that machine.
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Oh, chin up, kiddo.
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You have one thing
Stonk doesn’t.
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You mean heart?
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Well, I was gonna say pink hair,
but heart is better!
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And also pink. See?
Two things more than him.
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But I could lose
in front of everybody!
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Good point. Don’t do that.
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-Ugh...
-Oh.
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Lana’s right. You two
would look cute together.
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Uh... Pancakes, please.
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Hey, betcha
I can pick the winner.
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Sure. But if you’re wrong,
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you gotta do
all my swabbing chores.
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Fine. But if I’m right,
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I get to do
all your swabbing chores.
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Uh, you’re on.
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Players, prepare to face off
in this year’s DODOD!
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It’s simple.
Just roll into the goal.
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Oh, also, avoid them.
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Ha, ha! Missed me.
Hey, I’m pretty good. Huh?
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Huh?
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah!
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Knockout, Stonk for the win.
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- Mmh...
- Don’t worry.
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You’ll do better
at the next challenge.
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Because you’ll have to,
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if you want to win
that Guild Award.
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And now,
for challenge number two,
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taming the fiercest creature
in the Ten Realms:
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The fearsome Fangback!
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Analyzing adversary.
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Setting radio frequency
to soothe the beast.
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Whoa!
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Oh, fishsticks!
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Ha! Sprog, you’re a genius!
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- Oh, Lana dares to pet the beast.
- Will she lose a hand?
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Because she’s clearly
lost her mind.
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Aw, who’s a good,
bloodthirsty beast?
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Yes, you are.
Thanks for the pro tip, Sprog.
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Mmh?
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Lana survives
to the final round.
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But before that,
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a word from our sponsor,
Buckwheat McFlapjack.
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You get a pancake.
You get a pancake.
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-And you get a pancake.
-Woohoo!
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Forget the pancake, Lana.
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Keep your eye
on the fish up there.
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The first one to grab it wins.
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Ugh.
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{\an8}I could really use
some advice right now.
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Seize victory by the chin hairs!
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Remember,
victory is short-lived,
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while embarrassment
lasts a lifetime.
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Or was it the other way around?
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Keep on jumping, Lana Bean.
Jump, jump, jump!
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Ugh,
anyone got any practical help?
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This’ll help you clean up...
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the competition!
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Just slip a little soap
into the bot’s belly.
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No way, Junk Imp.
That’s cheating.
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Then again,
Lovejoy did say no rules,
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and sabotaging Stonk
may be playing dirty,
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but soap is clean, so...
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- Deal.
- Hey, you forgot to pay me!
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Now that’s playing dirty!
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Welcome to the final challenge.
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The first one
to fetch the golden fish
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without getting splatted wins!
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Huzzah!
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Now, go!
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- Whoa.
- Wee!
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Yeah!
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Wait,
who’d I pick would win?
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Oh, fishsticks.
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That wasn’t supposed to happen.
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Gotta save Stonk.
There, that ought to hold you.
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Boo! No fair. She tied him down
to stop him from winning.
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Well.
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Look who’s a cheater-cheater
snerk-eater now.
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Color me impressed, Lana.
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Should we ground her for this?
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Uh, yeah,
before she floats away.
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
It’s not what it looks like.
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I’m not even going
after the golden fish!
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No!
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Did not see that coming.
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DODOD or no DODOD,
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I’m getting us down before
we go sleep with the seagulls.
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Wow, it’s still a tie.
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Guess I’ll just take
the award for myself.
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Fine, one of you take it.
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I’ve gotta get my hair done
before all this soaks in.
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Hi, um... Hello.
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I prepared a speech,
which I can’t read.
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Not just because
it’s full of slobber,
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but because
I don’t deserve this award.
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DODOD may not have any rules,
but I do,
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like helping anyone in trouble,
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especially if I put them in it.
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Sorry, Stonk, this is all yours.
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Negative.
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We will share it, mini-human,
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for you have upgraded me
with a heart.
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Woohoo!
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Mmh-mm-mm. Don’t you just love
a twisty ending?
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