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Flesh-eating geysers,
Bermuda rectangles,
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toilet paper shortages!
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We braved them all,
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searching for the long lost
scroll of the Titans.
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- And we just passed it.
- Yep.
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Admiral Lovejoy’s intel says
the scroll is buried back there.
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Ugh...
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Hurry, Dad. We gotta get it back
before the Titans find it.
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You know how I hate reversing.
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Ah, see what happens
when you pressure me?
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Ugh, big whoop.
That’s just Ho-Ho’s ship.
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Wait, why is Ho-Ho here?
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Ho-Ho. Do you have any idea
what you’re doing right now?
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Island hopping to do
some island shopping, of course.
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Check out this vintage
beach towel my goons dug up.
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B-b-beach towel?
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Ice cream! Ancient artifact!
Quest! Lovejoy!
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What? I understood everything.
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Really?
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Lovejoy sent you
on a secret quest to fetch
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this antique beach towel
instead of entrusting
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the heroic
Horatius Hoffenstance?
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Outrageous.
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It’s not a towel!
Now, give it!
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Nuh-uh. Not until you tell me
what it is.
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- Whoa.
- Come on, you can trust me.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Since when have you ever done
anything for me?
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What about that time
I saved you from Escape Island?
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Or when I rescued you
from the Minotaur
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that turned into my Papa?
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Quit making things up.
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But do book
a therapy session with me
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because that last one
was definitely a dream.
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Fine. I admit there’s been times
where I’ve been, uh, selfish.
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But I’ve learned so much
from your bravery,
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quick wit, and, um...
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superior hair?
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He’s being
so weird and friendly.
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It’s hard to argue
with him like this.
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Should I tell him?
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Risky.
If he blabs about the scroll,
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the Titans could ravage
the Ten Realms looking for it.
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But if you can trust him...
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Uh, I guess you two
could become friends?
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No, that’s even worse.
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Fine, don’t tell me.
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Say hi to Lovejoy for me
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when you tell her you failed
your secret mission.
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See, I play 3D chess, Lana.
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{\an8}Who knows what evil plans
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{\an8}Ho-Ho’s gonna use
that scroll for?
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A crime against fashion,
apparently.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, the Titans
for sure won’t notice that.
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Then I’m dealing
with this problem
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like I should’ve done
in the first place.
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By throwing Hugo at it.
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What’s that gonna solve?
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No, it’s my move next.
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And I’m playing 4D chess.
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Swift Pink to Lightning Strike,
commence Operation Cape-Caper.
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Goonion meeting called to order.
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Ballot one: Decent dental care.
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Aye. The only dentist
I can afford right now
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is a toothpick.
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I knew she’d be back.
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Goons, arrest the thief!
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Trial begins tomorrow.
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And that’s how you play
5D chess.
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We’re not really getting
free braces, are we?
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Nope.
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Let me go!
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You know
that doesn’t belong to you.
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Objection!
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You know the Guild rule.
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Finders keepers, losers weepers.
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Can’t argue with that.
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The Honorable
Horatius Hoffenstance
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presiding as judge and jury.
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Lana Longbeard,
do you have anything to say
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before I sentence you to life
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as Purrfidious’
kitty litter cleaner?
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Ugh...
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I’ll be speaking
on behalf of my client.
85
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Chef, doctor, shrink,
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and criminal lawyer
at your service.
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Your Ho-Honess,
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I’d like to state my case,
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of which I have none,
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since Lana was caught
red-handed.
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Yet, I argue
her intentions are true,
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as my character witnesses
will attest.
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Lana Longbeard? Hmm.
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Well, the name evokes
happiness, trust,
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and well-meaning
but disastrous decisions.
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Let my daughter go,
you pompous, pompadoured brat!
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I present a selection
of carefully compiled evidence
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that will prove
that Lana is the bestest,
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most trustworthy friend
in the Ten Realms.
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Oh, he’s clapping. Good sign.
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What loyalty.
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That’ll get you nowhere.
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Last chance.
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Tell me what this is
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or it’s kitty litter duty
for life.
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The runes. I remember now.
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The runes give them power!
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Alefandrior, nosta ruel,
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ghaliak indra, tairo astuam.
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What’s today’s plan,
Brother Gargantamog?
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Scour the Ten Seas
for our Dice of Destiny again?
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Or throw our Game Activation
Scroll away?
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Oh, wait, you did that already.
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I thought it was a receipt.
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If you had put it
back in its place--
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Alefandrior, nosta ruel...
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Whoa!
Someone is speaking the spell
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to activate our Game of Fates!
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There it is, Sister Pantagog.
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Let’s get our scroll
and finish the spell,
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so we can finally play
once again.
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Questing rule number 48B:
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If what you’re doing is making
an evil artifact glow ominously,
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stop what you’re doing.
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Wait, so these markings
are words?
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What do they mean, Hugo?
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Trouble. That’s all I remember.
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Oh, fishsticks.
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We need to get it
to Lovejoy now!
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You’ll have to go through me.
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Okay.
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Goons, to my aid!
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I’m being abducted!
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Sorry, Captain.
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Twillingate law says nothing
about stealing people,
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only stuff.
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Beard ho! To the Guild! Faster!
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What’s going on?
I demand an explanation!
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Guess the Titans
are out of the bag now.
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And they’re after their scroll
that you stole!
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We’ve been secretly collecting
their stuff for months. And now,
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your big whiny baby tantrum’s
totally blown our cover!
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Oh. Right.
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Wait, this is your fault, too.
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You could’ve let me in
on your secrets.
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You, who put me on trial
to be your kitty litter cleaner?
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For stealing from me
instead of trusting me.
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Ah! Oh. Right.
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Weymouth ahoy!
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We’ll never make it
to the Guild!
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We have to!
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I can take the dinghy.
I’ll sneak here.
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You can distract
the Titans without me.
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Lana, wait.
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If I’ve learned anything today,
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it’s how strong
your crew’s trust is in you.
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They need you here.
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Let me take the scroll
to Lovejoy for you.
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Then everyone will call me
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the heroic
Horatius Hoffenstance,
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not just my contractually
obligated goons.
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How do we know you won’t just
skedaddle with the scroll?
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No, Bo, he’s right.
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I need to give him a chance.
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This is serious.
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Don’t let me down.
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Want it?
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Come and get it.
169
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Titans! Scroll! Danger!
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No kidding.
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Alefandrior, nosta...
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These runes awaken the game
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with which the Titans
once controlled the Realms!
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They must never be spoken.
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Well, at least,
not in this order.
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Our scroll!
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Ha! Puny cowards!
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Now let the Game of Fates
begin anew!
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Oh.
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Where are my glasses?
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You lost something?
Shocking. Huh?
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Underpants?
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It’s a fake!
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Too bad I left
my lucky undies
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in the switcheroo scroll.
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Uh, Admiral?
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You done nerding out?
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Almost.
189
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But I can’t figure out
this splodgy rune.
190
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Ooh, weird.
191
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Is that ice cream?
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Ah, the key rune.
193
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Now if I just move that here,
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it would no longer
awaken the game.
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It would--
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Nosta alefandrior,
ruel yandra...
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A sleeping spell!
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Close your ears, Brother.
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...ghalek!
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Wow! You really
came through for us, Ho--
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Horatius.
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I guess I owe you one now.
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00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,218
Yes, indeedy.
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Starting with giving me
the scroll back.
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What? Why?
206
00:10:21,718 --> 00:10:24,858
So I can hide it
in my Papa’s secret trophy room.
207
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,798
That’s where he hides
my trophies.
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No one’s allowed in there,
including me,
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in case I get too big-headed.
210
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Again, therapy session.
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Call me. First one’s free.
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Horatius is right.
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The scroll must be kept
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where the Titans
will never look to find it.
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The fate of the Ten Realms
depends on it.
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00:10:51,688 --> 00:10:54,988
Meh, he can find
his own way home.
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