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Move it or you’ll melt,
little talking rocks.
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That lava’s coming in hot.
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{\an8}Lava’s coming in hot!
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Ugh, Next time
a quest mentions a beach day,
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{\an8} remind me to ask
for more details. Come on.
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Shark!
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Shark! Shark! Shark!
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We got a runner. Or a bouncer.
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Good girl, Sprog.
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Teamwork makes the dream work.
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Team work! Team work!
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Oh, you’re so cute.
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I wish we could take
a talking rock with us.
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I’ll save them,
but I’m not taking them.
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They’re little spies
who repeat everything.
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Yeah, on second thought...
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♪ Oh, long shall we be
loyal to Longbeard ♪
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{\an8} ♪ Pink from our cheeks
to our cold little rears ♪
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Impressive questing,
Mighty Windbreaker.
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Really impressed.
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Andar! Please come and see me.
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Oh...
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Well, that can’t be good.
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But that is.
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Our last quest moved us
all the way up the leaderboard!
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Flipping flapjacks,
we beat Ho-Ho!
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Time for some
celebratory Flap Shacks.
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Go team!
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Yeah!
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{\an8}Go team!
Go team! Go team!
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"Ooh, I’m Lana.
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I love teamwork and pancakes.
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And my daddy hugs me."
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We’ll see how much
of a team they are
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once I’m done with them.
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Take a seat.
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I’m only telling you this
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because I don’t want you
to hear it from someone else.
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And I trust we won’t have
a repeat of last time.
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I’m cool as a sea cucumber.
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Your white whale,
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or should I say
your white snail,
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has been spotted.
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What? Where?
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I mean, whatever.
Why would I care?
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I’m relaxed as a reef shark,
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chill as a catfish,
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cheerful as a marlin’s...
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Set sail, you scallywags!
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We’re gonna conquer
that sliming sea villain!
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That’s slippery son of a mollusk
will never escape me!
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Oh, brother, not this again.
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This has happened before?
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Every few years,
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the captain takes us
on the same wild snail chase.
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{\an8} I mean, how wild
can a snail chase be?
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They’re famously slow.
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Yeah. What did this snail do?
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No idea.
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When it comes up in therapy,
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the captain just screams
and breaks my desk.
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Special delivery
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for the crew
of the Mighty Windbreaker.
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Huh?
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"Please accept this talking rock
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as reward for somehow
miraculously beating
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the heroic
Horatius Hoffenstance.
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Gushingly yours,
Admiral Lovejoy."
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"Gushingly yours,
Admiral Lovejoy."
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Dad,
Admiral Lovejoy gave us a gift.
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Oh, does it smell like her?
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No, it does not.
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Why would Admiral Lovejoy
get us a giant talking rock?
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Seems sus.
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No more sus
than that sneaky snail.
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Mmh.
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Dad?
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That gastropod marauder.
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Dad? What exactly happened
between you and this snail?
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Oh, it knows what it did.
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My wheel spins
the yard of destiny.
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And I’ll get what’s mine.
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You’ll see. It’ll see.
Everyone will see.
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I’m gonna get my hands
on its little antennae.
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And they’re gonna shoot so fast
back inside its little head,
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it won’t know what hit him.
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Okay.
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We’ve gotta help my dad
find that snail.
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You need snail bait.
Stinky sea cabbage.
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Doc Chops cooks with it,
cures with it,
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and I’m pretty sure uses it
as a stress ball.
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So that’s why our therapy
sessions smell so bad.
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Thanks, Bo.
You’re always full of ideas.
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{\an8}"Thanks, Bo.
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{\an8}You’re always full of ideas
that I can steal."
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Did Lana just say
she steals my ideas?
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{\an8}Goons, my ruse is working.
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{\an8}The Mighty Windbreakers
have no idea
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{\an8}that I’m the talking rock.
100
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Soon, I’ll have
the crew bickering so much
101
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they’ll fall off
the leaderboard completely.
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Don’t forget to feed
my kitty Purrfidious at 3 pm.
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Ta-ta!
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Thanks, Doc Chops.
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All this sea cabbage
will definitely do the job.
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{\an8} "All this sea cabbage
will definitely do the job
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that you can’t do."
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That I can’t do?
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I heard that.
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I’m a terrific chef,
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thank you very much,
rock who copies Lana.
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Snail ho!
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Starboard!
Wait, no, false alarm.
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Oh! Snail ho!
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Port! Ah...
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Wait, no, false alarm again.
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Where are you?
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Wow.
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Greta,
your painting is so expressive.
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{\an8}"Greta,
your painting is so expressive
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{\an8} and so bad,
it’s crying out for help."
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Bo, that little orc.
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Just wait until he sees
that snail for real.
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I smell white snail.
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Surprise, Dad!
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It’s stinky sea cabbage
for snail bait.
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Genius idea, Lana!
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It was my idea.
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Oh, it was Bo’s idea.
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Whoever’s idea it was,
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it was a waste
of perfectly good cabbage.
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Though I know somebody thinks
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I don’t know
what I’m doing with it.
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Oh, like how someone here thinks
I don’t know how to paint?
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Ha! Yes! Yes!
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Oh, so you agree?
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I get the feeling we’re not
talking about the same thing.
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{\an8}I would never do that.
139
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Look, it’s the rock.
140
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I’m telling you, the rock.
Look, it’s smiling at me.
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At long last!
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My steering wheel.
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Hey, you all stink.
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Huh?
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Who said that?
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The talking rock.
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I need something bigger.
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Ah, perfect.
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- Dad!
- No!
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I’m doomed!
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And my hair will be
so frizzy at my funeral.
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Huh, I thought
that’d go further.
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Is that Ho-Ho inside the rock?
154
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It’s me!
155
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So it was all Horatius.
156
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Dad, we need to get off
this snail.
157
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But my steering wheel
is so close.
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That’s what this is about?
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I’ll get your wheel.
You get Ho-Ho.
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Why do I have to get Ho-Ho?
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Because even though he pretended
to be a talking rock
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to turn us against each other,
you did throw him into the sea!
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Ugh. Fine.
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Huh?
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Need a hand from your bestie?
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As long as it’s your idea.
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It can be both our idea.
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Deal. Now hold still while
I climb onto your shoulders
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to grab that wheel
my dad thinks is worth
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risking our lives for.
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{\an8} Sure.
But if something bad happens,
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{\an8}this was definitely your idea.
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I have some regrets.
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Got it!
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Woohoo!
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Wee!
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In my defense,
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I was only trying
to divide you all
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so I could restore balance
to the Guild,
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with me at the top
and you at the bottom.
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In. Now.
Until we drop you off.
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Here’s your wheel, Dad,
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which you’re so obsessed over.
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Ah, come here.
I want to show you why.
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Aw, it’s little me visiting you.
186
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Yeah. Whenever I was away
at sea and I missed you,
187
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I would put my hands
on your teeny baby handprints.
188
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But then, years ago,
my wheel flew off in a storm
189
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and got caught on that snail.
190
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I scoured the Ten Realms
looking for it,
191
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because it always guided me
home to you.
192
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Aw!
193
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{\an8}Ew. It’s so slimy.
194
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Yeah, yeah.
Snail mucus is hard to clean.
195
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So, this could be... decorative.
196
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Honey, look.
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That thing on my eye
is finally gone.
198
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Fred, that’s great, honey.
199
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Although it never
would have been there
200
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if you’d have just taken
a left around that ship
201
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instead of a right,
like I told you.
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Oh, golly. So here we go again.
203
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I just don’t understand
why you don’t listen to me.
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I’ve told you 7,000 times.
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