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Is squealing
like a dolphin normal?
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Perfectly normal,
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when you've been stung
by a porpoise-pine.
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Will the captain
ever speak human again?
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Hmm.
Porpoise-pinitis is rare.
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But, ah, there's a 99% chance
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he doesn't turn into a porpoise.
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Oops, my mistake.
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It's a 99% chance
he does turn into a porpoise.
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Now I feel guilty
about all those times
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I wished for a dolphin.
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Aw.
Right back at you, Dad.
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Hugo, you speak porpoise?
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Does this answer your question?
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Uh, not exactly.
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There's gotta be
something we can do.
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There is one cure.
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The Tangy Turkey-Time
Healing Soup.
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We need a cup of seawater,
turkey carcass, veggies, and...
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Oh, no.
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What is it?
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Mermaid tears?
The ink of a Kraken?
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Worse.
A pinch of emberfire salt.
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The rarest salt
in the Ten Realms.
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Oh, I can help ye find the salt.
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Hmm?
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Ahoy, matey.
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Saltybeard.
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Of course.
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I couldn't help
but overhear your predicament.
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I couldn't help it because
you locked me in this closet
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and now I'm forced to listen
to all ye's conversations.
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Because you tried to destroy us.
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That was the old me.
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Yer love for Cap'n Andar
and cholesterol
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have softened me bearded heart.
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Let me help ye.
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'Cause salt is in me blood.
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You should see a doctor
about that.
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And in me name: Saltybeard.
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Well, my name is
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"Lana Never Gonna Listen
To You Ever Again Longbeard."
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Huh?
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Uh, on second thought,
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make that "Lana Let's Hear
What Saltybeard Has To Say."
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And then I danced
the blindfolded hornpipe
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on the back of a Kraken
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and it was
the finest jig of me life.
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You think this jellyfish
lie detector is working?
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I don't even remember
what you asked him.
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Did you try to control Lana
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when she was wearing you
as a beard?
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Nay. I was merely charting
a course with me words.
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Yes, the lie detector works.
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Alright.
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Aye, 'tis true.
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I did try to trick Lana.
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-Hmm.
-Do you really know
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where to find
the emberfire salt?
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Aye, I do.
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Is this all a ploy to get
your old pirate body back?
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I'd sooner cap'n a leaky dinghy
through Ghoul's Grotto
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than claim
me old bag of bones back.
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I guess that's a no.
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I swear I don't have
a dishonest bone in me body.
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That's because
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you don't have bones or a body.
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We gotta save my dad, Bo.
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Unless you wanna wait
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until the captain grows
another blowhole.
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Another blowhole?
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We never would've made it here
without Saltybeard.
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Let's just see if we make it
out of here with Saltybeard.
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For all we know,
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- it could be a--
- Trap!
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Ye nearly triggered
that boulder barrage,
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the likes of which would flatten
more than just your spirits.
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Whoa, Bo. Saltybeard saved you.
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Oh, come on.
Anybody could've seen that rope.
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You're welcome.
I may be just a tangle of hair,
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but you could say I have eyes
in the back of me head.
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Hmm?
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Phew, he doesn't.
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So, uh, what do we do?
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We take the cap'n on the road
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and charge five gold coins
per viewing.
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We hope that
Lana and Bo get back here
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with that salt and quick.
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And we charge 10.
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There. The emberfire salt!
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Careful.
It's so hot,
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it'd melt
a sea witch's cauldron.
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But not too hot for this!
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Yes.
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We're trapped.
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Now Saltybeard has us
right where he wants us.
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Ay. We're right where I want us.
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You in a pit
and me a beard without a face.
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Ugh.
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Grab on.
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Thanks for sticking
to your word, Saltybeard.
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You're welcome.
Tis nice knowing there's someone
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who trusts
this old bag of no bones.
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Now, let's save the cap'n.
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The healing soup's ready.
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The cap'n will be
in a deep sleep
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while he sweats out
the porpoise-pinitis.
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And then, eventually,
he'll be back to his old self.
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Sleep well, Dad.
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More like I'll be back
to me old self
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in a new body.
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I'm the cap'n's beard now.
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Whoa. Good morning to you, too.
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Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee,
Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee.
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A renegade captain has stolen
Horatius' golden goose?
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Yikes. Luckily,
we've got our captain back.
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The captain's not
in his quarters.
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And Saltybeard's not
in his broom closet.
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Uh oh.
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Please tell me
that's not my dad's beard.
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-It's not.
-Oh, thank goodness.
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Technically, it's just hair now.
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Saltybeard is missing,
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and so is the captain.
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The renegade captain's my dad?
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I know this is a bad time
to say I told you so,
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but can we all remember later
that I told you so?
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Go on, take the ship.
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Papa will just buy me
a better one.
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This new body is worlds better
than me old one.
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And miles better
than that broomstick.
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Ow! Me back.
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Okay, maybe the broom spine
was stronger than the cap'n's.
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Uh oh. Retreat. Retreat.
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Tell all your friends
Saltybeard is back, baby.
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Saltybeard!
You took over my dad's body?
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You lied to us!
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Nay. I said I didn't want
me old body back.
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But I never said I didn't want
your cap'n's body.
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He's got us there.
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Technicalities.
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We need to get
that beard off my dad.
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Now!
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Without hurting him.
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No way I'm giving up
this dad bod.
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Charge!
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Andar's asleep
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and supercharged
with ghostly pirate beard power.
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That's how you solve a problem?
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By throwing money at it?
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Nice try, lass.
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But you're no match for me!
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Set sail for the...
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Dad?
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Where the seas are calm.
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Quiet, you. Back to sleep.
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After I get rid
of the likes of you,
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I'll terrorize the Ten Realms!
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The only way
to stop Saltybeard
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is to wake up my dad.
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Let's get loud.
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You still think you can beat me?
Keep dreaming.
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Shh, not so loud.
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♪ Oh, long shall we beLoyal to Longbeard! ♪
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♪ Pink from our cheeksTo our cold little rears! ♪
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Be quiet.
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Give me back my dad!
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Never! I mean...
Never.
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I just need some earplugs.
And then I'll be unstoppable.
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Aw, Saltybeard.
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Your mop missed you.
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Soup's on...
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your head.
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Where am I?
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Dad?
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Dad!
I'm so happy to see you!
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Um, okay.
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-What a relief.
-We missed you.
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Welcome back, Cap'n.
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Wait, where's Saltybeard?
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Ugh! You'll pay for this.
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Whoa. That was one spicy turkey.
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Uh, oh, oh!
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Did somebody wax my face?
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The Ten Realms just got a taste
of what old Saltybeard can do.
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And I'm just getting started.
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Maybe that mop
wasn't such a bad idea.
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