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Walking won't get you to Weymouth any faster, Captain.

The captain's not walking. He's pacing.

And he's gonna wear a hole in the ship before we get there.

Are you trying to sink us?

I'd rather sink us than suffer the indignity

of another captain's portrait day.

Just try smiling like a non-maniac

and keep your eyes open.

Or have Greta paint you.

Nuh-uh, gotta be the official guild painter.

My work's too bold for the Admiral.

Then we'll go to the spa

and get you all spiffy for the big day.

Dad, are we giving you a makeover?

They are. You've got a quest.

A solo quest?

A babysitting quest.

Oh. Who am I babysitting?

Admiral Lovejoy? Don't you worry.

I am highly experienced at taking care of old people.

Actually, you'll be looking after my niece, Avery Lovejoy,

while I'm having my guild portrait painted.

Also, I'm not old people.

Avery, darling.

O-M-G, it's Lana Longbeard!

I'm your biggest fan!

Uh, you know me?

Know you? I wish I was you!

I know every adventure you've ever had.

And in order.

Uh, uh, you saved Shediac with a cake

and you sailed with Zephyr Zeen.

Well, I'm off. Stay out of trouble.

Did you hear that, Lana?

Avery's a fan. You're like her Durango.

You rescued my great-grammy Lovejoy.

And I heard...

I'm not like this with Durango, though. Right?

Er, no comment.

Listen, Lana, babysitting is the closest thing there is

to being a captain.

Remember that and you'll do great.

Don't worry, Dad.

I won't let you or Admiral Lovejoy down.

Mostly the Admiral.

That checks out.

I heard you know the pirate Saltybeard.

Also, come see what I drew!

Hmm?

Uh.

Oh, uh...

This is you saving Weymouth

from a human eating plant!

Oh, wow.

Well, that's not exactly how it happened.

Oh, it wasn't?

'Cause it was even more awesome.

If I can fix a ship, I can fix you.

After this massage, you'll look better than ever.

A trip to the spa couldn't hurt, right?

Oh, it could.

And it will.

Don't worry, Captain. Dr. Chopov is right here.

And what I lack in an actual medical degree,

I make up for in a can-do attitude.

Lana, but I'm the captain.

And I, I, I am Lana Longbeard!

Wow, Avery.

This is all really, uh, special.

Thanks. I whittled them myself from wood I found.

But now that you're here,

I can go on an actual quest with the real Lana Longbeard.

Oh, no. I'm just here to take care of you

while your aunt is out.

Oh... but it's boring being stuck here

dreaming of adventure

while everyone is out there having fun.

You don't know what that's like.

Oh, I do.

I guess, one little quest--

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Come on!

Uh, where are we going?

So this is how you know all about the quests?

Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee.

There's a lost pup in Weymouth.

Can we go? Please, please, please, please.

Sounds easy enough.

Yes!

Oh. That may have been the worst pain

I've ever felt as a death-defying adventurer.

But can't argue with the results.

I look good.

Yeah, but not great.

You need Dr. Chopov's patented beauty barracudas.

They'll make you look ten years younger

once they gnaw your old skin off.

Ugh.

Hi. Did someone lose a pet?

I think Zuli Unyielding lost his pup.

Snuggums, come to Dada.

Of course he did.

Aw, that must be Snuggums.

Snuggums!

Snuggums!

Hi, Mr. Unyielding, sir.

What?

I'm Lana Longbeard and this is Avery Lovejoy.

If you would stop crushing things,

we'll get your Snuggums.

Please hurry.

'Cause I don't know what I'm capable of doing

without my precious little Snuggums.

Mm-hmm.

Oh!

One Snuggums, as promised.

Thank you, Lana. Don't you do that to Dada again.

O-M-G, that... was... amazing!

- Lana! - Lana! Lana! Lana! Lana!

Lana! Lana!

Yeah! Yeah!

And that's how it's done.

Oops.

Not like that.

You scared Snuggums.

He's sensitive, like me.

We'll get him back.

You'll get your Snuggums

when I get my Snuggums.

You're in big trouble now.

That's Lana Longbeard down there.

Woo-hoo!

Lana, save me!

Huh, I think I can actually hear the screaming of my soul.

Snuggums! Come back! Here, boy.

Just put Avery down and we can--

Whoa, Lana. He smashed a whole building!

Now you smash him.

Dad, help!

Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee.

Lana's in trouble!

Hopefully not as much trouble as me.

Lana, I said babysitting is like captaining.

You're in charge.

And we have a great crew.

Which is why I called you for help.

Ah, you got me there.

Sprog!

Snuggums!

Hmm.

We can corner them over there.

Lana, save me! Boomerang the monster!

I am not a monster.

I'm just big.

You're small and squishy.

I know you're not a monster.

Would you put my friend down, please?

No.

Oh.

Woo!

Snuggums.

-Wee! -Avery!

Wow. I need to go home and journal.

Avery, are you okay?

Greta... you're my hero!

Here, I whittled this for you.

Oh, uh, thanks. I'm an artist, too.

How'd you make that so fast?

Well, you learned an important lesson today, Lana.

The captain's reputation is built on action,

not on attention seeking.

-Dad, your portrait! -The portrait!

Someone clearly didn't stay out of trouble today.

I can explain.

I was talking about your father.

Can you sit properly for one portrait?

Uh, apparently not.

Good job today, Lana.

Avery had a great time doing your secret adventuring stuff.

And I see you introduced her to a new friend.