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Behold, the great quilt of legendary Viking names.

Who knew a quilt could be so thrilling, right?

Me, since you've been talking about it

in your sleep for weeks.

This patch is for Bjorn the Reborn!

He died in battle and came back five times.

There's Solvig, the sauna inventor.

Here's Astrid, the mother of modern flying fish messaging.

And Ingrid, the Squid Ink Sprayer.

No, that's just grape juice.

The only stain on my otherwise perfect record

as Grammy the Quilt Keeper.

Hmm. Who's that, Grammy?

It's Andar the Surprising!

Surprise!

That is surprising.

I thought your name'd be more like Andar the Stubborn.

You mean Strong-Willed.

Or Andar the Interrupt--

Anyway, surprise! It's your naming ceremony day.

See? I'm surprising.

It's my naming ceremony day?

Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to be... Lana the Great!

Lana the Epic Quester.

Lana the Booming Boomeranger. Lana the--

Lana, you should know you don't choose a name.

You earn a name.

Lana the say what now?

You have until sundown to prove your name's worthiness.

And Juni the Silently Judgy will quest with you

as you earn it.

Ooh. How'd she earn her name?

By judging. Silently.

Yeesh, maybe you should be Juni the Surprising.

That name's already taken.

Remember,

whatever your name is at sundown is what goes on the quilt.

Let's get your naming quest on!

Oh, you're not going with Lana.

I have a different, very special surprise job for you.

I love surprises.

Yay! Treasure!

Huh? Ma, what is my very first training hammer doing in here?

You said you donated it

to the Museum of Childhood Treasures.

Hmm.

There is no Museum of Childhood Treasures, is there?

That's what I call the trunk. It was for your own good.

You were a teenager sleeping with a tiny hammer.

Tiny Hammer has a name and it's Baby Hammykins.

Oh, you're being childish.

Am not.

And that is why

we're auctioning off your kid stuff.

An auction?

The thing where strangers yell out how much money

they're willing to spend on my precious items?

Exactly. Only we'll use clams instead of money

and Viking ores to bid.

I bid 100 clams to not have this auction happen.

Not sold to the grown man with too many stuffies.

The quilt's coming with?

Well, prepare to witness some greatness, Quilt.

Er, there's patches on the other side, too?

Njord the Non-Instruction Reader.

Dagmar the Line Skipper.

Oh, no. Is this side of the quilt

for the bad names?

I never thought about not getting an awesome name.

Yeah, what if you end up like Freya the Birthday Ruiner?

We're going for... Lana the Brave!

Up there! You could water that plant.

Is that brave? I mean, I will. I'm not a monster.

It is a human-eating plant.

Lana the Not-Monster has a nice ring to it.

Hmm.

What just happened?

Lana the Plant Poisoner?

It looks like it didn't want water.

What kind of plant doesn't want water?

Well, I guess the kind that eats humans.

Now I'm Lana the Plant Shamer? No, no, no, no, no.

That can't be my name. Come on, Bo.

We gotta find something to show them I'm brave.

Look! That tiny little creature is about to get eaten.

Yay!

I mean, not "Yay, it's gonna get eaten."

But "Yay, I can save it."

The trick to scaring off big scary creatures

is to make yourself look as big and scary as possible.

Whoops, that was just a tiny creature's big shadow.

Well, you are welcome, acorn.

Uh...

Lana the Scare of Defenseless Miniature Turples?

You gotta admit,

that quilt patch would be pretty awesome.

Or not. Look, we've still got time.

Next up, a Viking baby blanket.

Do I hear two clams?

Sold to the man in the helmet.

Or is that helmet on the man?

Dealer's choice.

Next up, a toy Viking boat.

Let's start the bidding at five clams.

What are you gonna use that for?

Viking burial for the ship's Gwarts.

Er, Lana, the sun is a-sinking.

Okay, what about Lana the Leader?

- Where are you gonna lead them? - The early bird special?

On a power walk.

Follow me one at a time. No pushing. You can do it.

Look at me, leading.

Yarr, leading, my foot.

Of course we can do it.

Eat my gold dust, Youngin.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

What is it? What does it say?

Lana the... Follower.

Not my Viking mace rattle!

Sold to all of you.

- No! - No!

Sounds like Lana got her name.

Huh? Lana the Follower?

So are you gonna start following my rules?

There, there.

You tried your best.

But this isn't my best.

The quilt says what the quilt says.

Grammy, you cannot keep me

within the confines of one square.

I will not be quilt-squared.

What is quilt-squared?

It's like being pigeon-holed.

Listen up, Shediac.

I am something different every day.

And yes, one day, I might be Lana the Plant Poisoner.

When was she that?

And tomorrow,

I'll be Lana the Not Scarer of Miniature Turples.

Wow, I really missed a lot today.

Or Lana the Noble Brave Leader of Problem-Solving.

I won't be quilt-squared and neither should you.

Njord, you read instructions now, right?

I followed them exactly for how to build a peg leg

and look at me go.

You are now Njord the Jig Master.

Yippee!

And Freya the Birthday Ruiner.

It was an accident.

My knitting needle fell out of my hair

and hit all those balloons.

Rise, Freya the Multifunction Knitting Needle User.

Ah.

And Dagmar the Line Skipper.

I earned that name. I always skip the line.

I'm too old to stand around waiting.

Oh, no.

Mini adorable Turples aren't so mini or adorable

when they grow up.

Not today, Turple.

I am the keeper of the quilt!

No harm shall come to you!

Grammy!

Grammy!

Grab the quilt!

No. It will rip.

And I swore I'd protect it with my final breath.

Seriously?

Save your final breath for something cooler,

like a volcano!

But what if it's ruined?

Then I won't be the quilt keeper.

You are a fierce, loyal, wonderful person,

mother, and grandmother.

And a darn good auctioneer, too.

Huh? Where's that Turple monster?

You are now Dagmar the Turple Monster Tamer

and Line Skipper.

Do you think Lana the Triple Monster Problem Creator

and Also Solver is too long?

The longer, the better. Mine is actually

Andar the Surprising...ly Attached to Stuffies.

But I am totally over that now.

Speaking of surprises, cover your eyes.

There's something we wanna show you.

My stuff! And my stuffies!

Presenting Andar's Museum of Childhood Treasures.

I'm not just Andar the Surprising.

I'm also Andar with the Greatest,

Most Surprising Crew.

Oh, I'll make you another quilt square.