Original subtitles

This is my first Boogie Down. What happens next?

Oh, just you wait.

First, Lana presents

the Grandmaster of Getting Down from Boogie Town,

the ceremonial Shimmy Shimmy Shake.

Electric blueberry with coiffawn frozen yogurt.

Too bad Lana has to share the job with her sworn enemy.

-You're walking too slowly. -'Cause it's a ceremony!

-Which I'm gonna win. -You don't win a ceremony!

Never mind HoHo.

The Grandmaster drinks the Shimmy Shake,

which activates his fancy hat.

Cue lights, music.

It's an all-night boogie dance extravaganza!

Wow. I'm gonna see Admiral Lovejoy boogie down?

You just might. We all might.

Quit jostling, you jostler.

How dare you jab me, you jabber?

Or we might not.

The Boogie is ruined. Ruined.

No!

Due to your petty rivalry, the Grandmaster is so grumpy

that he refuses to drink the Shimmy Shake, because--

You ruined my boogie.

- It was him! - It was her!

It was both of you!

And because of that,

I'm sending you both to Escape Island.

Um, no disrespect,

but isn't this punishment a little too... punishy?

It's not a punishment. It's a learning experience,

so Lana and Horatius will work together.

Collaboration is key for the guild's success.

And what if they don't escape Escape Island?

You and I did.

- Excuse me? - What?

That was then. But what about the...?

Oh, that giant? Likely long gone.

The giant what is likely long gone?

The point is, the island is so fraught with danger,

it's impossible to escape Escape Island alone.

Therefore, you must work together as a team.

Get to the top of the mountain.

There you'll find a slingshot

to shoot a sea star flare into the sky.

And we'll pick you up.

And you will be alive

and not hurt or stung by... Oh.

Never mind. You just work together.

Oh, I've got this.

Ahem, it is I who has this.

Lana!

What does a land shark have to be afraid of?

I love you, Lana.

Horatius, I've informed your father of your task.

He told me to tell you to--

Seize your ship

and drown it in the depths of the sea

while amassing guild points to secure my legend?

No. He said to work together.

Good luck and good learning.

Follow me if you want to live.

Where are you going, genius?

Er, I was actually hoping you'd refuse

and take the lead so I could avoid your pitfalls.

You're not getting my help. I'm going my own way.

Not if I go your own way first.

Stop it. Stop it!

Don't worry. Lana and Horatius will survive the island.

But will they survive each other?

The Longbeards can be hot-headed under stress.

And not under stress.

Oh, I know.

And speaking of hot-tempered, irrational, and whiny...

Hey, I didn't say all of that.

I am tasking you and your crew with cheering up

the now extremely grumpy Grandmaster of Getting Down.

Ugh, do we have to?

Yes. I want that dance party.

What was that?

Go be scared on your own.

I am bravely going this way.

Fine.

Excellent.

You think Dr. Chop's miracle cure

for the boogie blues will work?

Of course. They're a professional.

A new pair of dancing shoes!

Five, six, seven, eight.

♪ Dancey dance, dance shoes ♪

♪ Don't they make you wanna boogie? ♪

No, no, no, no, no, no. Those won't fix the boogie.

The boogie is ruined!

And they aren't even my size, dude.

Ugh, how hard can it be to get up a mountain?

I'm Lana Longbeard.

I don't need anybody to help me escape this island,

especially not the horrific Horatius Hoffenstance.

Funny story. I have a Blarg just like you at home.

Only nicer!

Oh, I hope I don't have to fight a bunch of flowers

all by myself.

So scary.

You're welcome.

I knew you couldn't survive this place without me.

You were saying?

If music doesn't make him wanna dance,

I don't know what will.

The Cap'n will now awaken the Grandmaster's dance spirit

with his elven flute.

Come on, where's your boogie?

My boogie is no more.

How can somebody so wimpy be so heavy?

Whu-what? Where am I?

How dare you?

A wild coiffawn screamed, you fainted.

I've been carrying you.

Impossible.

A Hoffenstance may swoon, but we never faint.

Now, good day.

Oh, swoon.

Seriously?

Stop trying to distract me with your silly antics.

Wait, so screaming coiffawns scare you,

but me screaming makes you laugh?

That is super weird.

But that's how we're gonna get up the mountain.

The fear is delightful.

It's like dancing with a soggy squid.

Oh, Boogie!

I don't think we'll be seeing any more coiff--

Mmh?

Oh, great.

Oh, no!

Uh? What?

Wow, HoHo.

Er, were those gold bars? That's why you're so heavy!

I always carry around spare change.

There it is.

The slingshot to alert the Admiral!

Look, the sea star!

I'll take that.

Oh, no, you don't.

Yes!

You broke the slingshot!

You broke the slingshot!

Huh?

Who dares disturb me with petty bickering?

-Let me go! -Release me at once!

Not before you two say something nice about each other.

- No way. - Impossible.

Mmh. Lana, you're... Ugh.

Smart and brave.

And your screams saved my life.

Thank you.

Your turn. Something nice.

HoHo, you're so rich,

you saved my life with actual gold bars,

so thank you.

Also, you do have nice hair.

I know, right?

Now shake hands like a couple of good sports.

Come on, do it. Hurry up.

Good. Now let's get you off my island

so I can crochet in peace.

Er, did that just happen?

Yeah, I guess working together...

Worked!

I'm glad to hear it.

Dad!

I'm so glad you didn't get eaten

by the giant...

- I'm so, so glad you're glad. - But then there's the rest of us.

How can the Grandmaster be happy when his hat is ruined?

Boogie, you're back!

Oh, the hat's name is Boogie.

Boogie Down!

Ooh, that boy and girl are almost as bad

as those other two all those years ago.