Original subtitles

One for you, you,

you, you, you, and you.

What is this?

Surveys from the guild

to judge how I'm doing as captain.

You may proceed.

And be honest.

The surveys are totally anonymous,

which means I won't know who gives me which mark.

Oh, okay.

Remember, anything less than top marks

and my dad will sulk in his cabin for a week.

Oh, you don't need to tell me how badly Andar takes feedback.

Ooh!

You know, Captain,

perhaps you should braid your beard

to stop it from getting in your soup.

Oh, my dad's kind of all or nothing.

Great when he's all.

Not so great when he's nothing.

Time's up.

I probably don't even need to read these,

but just to make it official, I will.

Ten, ten, ten, of course, one, ten...

Oh, no.

One?

One?

Here comes the all.

One?

If one of you thinks I'm the worst captain ever,

then maybe none of you will have a captain at all!

And there's the nothing.

Dad?

I am not coming out of here

until that crew member confesses to their crime.

You mean the crime of honestly filling out an anonymous survey?

Ah!

You seem to know a lot about this crime.

Maybe too much.

It wasn't me!

Anyway, no one's ever gonna tell their captain

what they really think of them.

Hmm, you're right.

The crew won't tell their captain,

but they might tell someone who's not their captain.

Okay.

Oh.

Hello, beautiful.

Ugh, this deck needs a swabbing.

Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee.

-Uh-huh, uh-huh. -Mee, mee, mee.

Oh, really?

We have a quest!

But we don't have a captain.

But technically, we do.

He just won't leave his quarters.

And this quest sounds pretty easy.

We just have to go and repair a lighthouse.

And how many crew members does it take

to screw in a lighthouse light bulb?

One, two, three, four, five. It takes five.

Six.

I'm, er... Mandar, your new deck swabber.

The universe is listening.

Mandar, is it? You look familiar.

I get that a lot.

I guess I just have that kind of a hairdo.

And Sprog doesn't usually lick strangers.

Again, must be the hair. It gets a lot of attention.

So do I have the job?

Hmm.

I should check with my dad first.

Your dad? I mean, of course, your dad.

You check with him while I do something else.

Woo-hoo!

Ow.

Dad, open up!

No, I'm busy.

Yeah, yeah, busy sulking.

Anyway, there's a new guy here named Mandar

who says he's the new deck swabber.

Yep, best deck swabber in all the realms.

Hire him right away.

Okay, I'll tell him right away.

Or in, like, five seconds, maybe.

- Hmm? - Good news.

I found my sea legs. They were in the sea.

Hmm.

So, your captain, what do you think of him?

I think of him as our captain.

Yes, but what do you think of him?

Ugh, why is our deck still so sticky

if we have a deck swabber?

Oh, great, some friendly feedback.

I love that.

Hmm.

I'll get right on it as soon as I find the mop.

Shouldn't a good swabber know where the mops are on a ship?

Just search for something

that looks exactly like your hair.

Can't argue with who the best deck swabber is now, huh?

Yeah, it's Sprog.

No, it's your da... Deck, deck swabber.

Aha! I knew I knew that eye twitch.

Yarg, you be wrong.

Hmm.

Don't blow my cover, please.

Fine.

Mandar, can I have a word with you?

In private?

What are you doing, Dad?

I want to get an honest answer from the crew.

Please don't give me away. I'll do all Mandar's chores.

You haven't done chores in 20 years!

Do you even remember how?

Oh, come on. How hard can it be?

This might work better.

Is this supposed to be clean?

What's happening?

I did too good of a job of swabbing the deck,

is what's happening.

Also, we're in very choppy waters.

Do something.

But I'm just a lowly deck swabber. Remember?

How could I forget?

Rock!

Bet you can see that rock

because I clean the spyglass so well.

Also, because it's a really big rock!

Swabbed it.

It's getting dark. I can hardly see.

Where's the lighthouse?

There's no sign of it. Should we tell the captain?

The captain won't come out

until he knows who gave him the bad mark.

Why would you give him a bad mark?

Is what I would ask if I was your captain.

Which I'm not, obviously.

The question is,

how are we supposed to fix a lighthouse

when we don't have a lighthouse

to show us where the lighthouse is?

Do you mean... me?

Can you turn it down a notch?

How's this?

Uh, that's too much.

Yeesh, there's no middle ground with this guy.

The last ship that had helpful hints

for my lighthousing found themselves here.

How am I doing now, huh?

They didn't like the way I was doing my job,

so I decided I'm not gonna do it at all!

No light for anyone.

Sound familiar, huh?

Uh, do you think you could put it behind you

and go back to your lighthouse job?

Because, you know, if I was in charge of lighting the way,

I wouldn't just give up over the tiniest feedback.

Are you criticizing the way I take criticism?

Yes!

Ah, maybe he can take criticism.

Huh?

This feels like an overreaction!

Oh... wait. I see it now.

No one gets to tell me how to be,

especially not a little kid.

Then how about listening to a captain?

Oh. Uh, who I will go and tell right now.

Because the same lesson applies to him.

Hello, Captain.

You need to come out of your room this minute

and lead your crew like a real captain.

Oh, your captain's gonna swab the deck

with that deck swabber.

I'm back.

I thanked Mandar for speaking his mind

and sent him away for 52 weeks' vacation.

And I'm here to say,

you should also feel free to tell me what you think.

Well, Mandar was not the best deck swabber.

He asked so many questions about the captain, it was weird.

And the smell.

Whoo!

So, I'm not the only one who people complain about?

Not by a long shot.

Even I, if you can believe it, have my moments.

No. You?

But I realize now, it isn't, uh... personal attack.

Hmm.

Okay. How's this?

Thanks, that's much better.

We fixed the lighthouse!

And you fixed me.

Welcome back, Dad.

So, are you really okay

not knowing who gave you the not-perfect score?

Hmm... I really am.

Hmm! Delicious! Ha!

I give this soup a one out of ten.

What?

Hugo?

Yup! Top marks.

A one for number one.

Hmm.