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You got the hot rocks, Bo?

Fake lava crater is a go!

Then zipline ahoy!

- Lana! - Mmm?

Get down from there!

That's what I'm trying to do, Dad!

I mean climb down.

Ugh.

What in the Ten Realms are you doing?

Lava crater zipline training.

You can't go to Daredevil Island without practicing first.

That would be dangerous.

Ugh, can't you play a safer game like, uh... catch?

Hugo, catch!

Ah, what's happening?

You were saying?

I'm adding playing catch to the list of no-go activities.

Which also includes

no petting sea creatures you've never met.

No handstand competitions

after croconut milkshake marathons.

No telling your daughter what not to do all the time.

Mmm... Uh, oh. Ah, you almost had me!

Oh, and no going to Daredevil Island.

Come on, Dad. Daredevil Island is just a name.

Yeah, it used to be called "Don't Try This At Home Harbor."

And before that,

"If You're Smart, You'll Stay Away Bay."

Exactly. Only fools go there, fools like Sorlak.

Somebody say my name?

My ears are burning.

Oh, that might be on account of these angry snerk earrings.

Woo-hoo!

Sorlak, my oldest friend and sometimes foe.

Bro-bud!

When was the last time

you and I were at Daredevil Island?

Mmm...

Me, at Daredevil Island?

Never.

Oh, I remember.

And that was after a croconut milkshake marathon.

Never been to Daredevil Island, eh?

Well, technically, back then,

it was called "Caution Schmaution Keys."

Oh, you know, because of the...

I was like, "Watch out!"

And you were close, you were a little too close.

Me? Oh, come on, look at me. I would never.

It was all you, it was your idea.

My tongue almost got ripped out.

Ah, those were the days.

Ahem.

But that was then and this is now.

Dad, if you went, so can I. What's the difference?

You! You're the difference!

I took risks like that before I had kids.

Perfect, I don't have any kids.

Me neither.

Me nei... Mmm... Me neither.

Come on, bro-bud.

Loosen those sails a little.

Yeah, let me live a little.

I'd like you to live a lot.

And I'd like you to try parenting for a day

and see how easy it is.

-You're on. -Oh.

I'd do anything for you, bro-bud.

Wait, is Sorlak my dad for today?

Looks like it. Just don't call me Dad.

-You got it, Papa. -Or that.

What about Funkle?

It's short for Fun Uncle.

Nopinthankingyou. That's long for "No, thanks."

This isn't what I meant.

Come on, Dad.

what's the worst that can happen?

Well, you could trip and break something

or eat something, or be eaten by... I don't know.

There's cannons. There's cannons out there!

Oh.

Do not go to Daredevil Island!

We won't do anything you wouldn't do!

This is the life.

Aw, look, a sea creature we've never met.

What would you say to petting it?

I wouldn't say yes.

I'd say heck yes!

Sorlak thinks he's such a cool dad.

Well, I'm gonna show him.

Hey, gang!

Say goodbye to stern Captain Andar,

and hello to Andar the cool dad.

I like my sails loose and I throw my rules overboard.

But if we loosen the sails too much,

we won't get anywhere.

Not with that attitude, we won't.

How loose is too loose?

Oh, Bo. It's just an... Oh.

Expression.

Good little tiny sea creature.

Good huge hideous sea creature.

Please just put us...

You know what would be cool?

If we made this barbecue pit even bigger.

Grab anything we can burn!

Got all the dinghy oars.

Stop!

What if we need those?

Uh, is what an uncool dad would say.

Mmm, snerk kebabs.

And squid flambé.

Lana loves scorched seafood.

They didn't even wait 20 minutes after their croconut milkshakes.

Ahem.

Uh, which sounds cool and we should join them in that.

So let's set sail for the Harley Fin.

Why aren't we sailing?

I pointed my finger and everything.

We loosened our sails, remember?

Oh, the cost of being a cool dad.

Is this fun, though?

Oh, maybe my dad was right.

Well, they say

even a broken clock is right twice a day.

"Loosen the sails," they said.

"Be cool," they said.

Oh, no, wait. I said both those things.

Oh, no.

Oh!

My dad is ziplining over...

Is that... fire?

That's my old bro-bud.

If my dad can't follow his own rules,

then I'm not following them either.

Sorlak, set a course for Daredevil Island.

Lana and Sorlak are heading

to Daredevil Island?

And they're doing it upside down?

Uh, no, wait. That's me again.

Ready the dinghy!

So this is why we need oars.

Woo! Yes! Woo-hoo!

Yeah! Woo!

"Here lies a daredevil."

I bet you had a funkle.

Oh, it's a long way down.

Yes!

A long, hard way down. Jackpot!

Don't do it, Lana.

My inner Lana-slash-Dad voice is saying,

"It's too dangerous."

Look.

Don't do it, Lana! It's too dangerous!

Oh.

Lana, no!

Ugh...

Lana!

Dad?

Lana!

And I go by Cool Dad now.

Cool Dad?

What are you doing down there?

What are you doing up there?

I decided only a snerk-brained ding-a-ling would try this.

My turn to try.

Sorlak, no!

Dad! Funkle!

Woo! Yeah!

Ah! You broke it!

Ah! This is awesome!

Quick! Everyone hoist them back up!

Already?

Ugh.

Come on!

Dad!

Er, where is Sorlak?

I can totally jump to the other side.

It's not that far.

Sorlak, no!

Mmm?

Ugh.

New rules. No leaping before you look.

No more cool dad.

And no Daredevil Island.

Yeah, because it's now called "No Longbeards Allowed Lagoon."