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You got the hot rocks, Bo?
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Fake lava crater is a go!
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Then zipline ahoy!
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- Lana!
- Mmm?
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Get down from there!
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That's what I'm trying to do,
Dad!
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I mean climb down.
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Ugh.
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What in the Ten Realms
are you doing?
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Lava crater zipline training.
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You can't go to Daredevil Island
without practicing first.
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That would be dangerous.
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Ugh, can't you play a safer game
like, uh... catch?
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Hugo, catch!
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Ah, what's happening?
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You were saying?
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I'm adding playing catch
to the list of no-go activities.
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Which also includes
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no petting sea creatures
you've never met.
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No handstand competitions
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after croconut
milkshake marathons.
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No telling your daughter
what not to do all the time.
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Mmm... Uh, oh.
Ah, you almost had me!
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Oh, and no going
to Daredevil Island.
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Come on, Dad.
Daredevil Island is just a name.
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Yeah, it used to be called
"Don't Try This At Home Harbor."
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And before that,
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"If You're Smart,
You'll Stay Away Bay."
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Exactly. Only fools go there,
fools like Sorlak.
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Somebody say my name?
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My ears are burning.
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Oh, that might be on account
of these angry snerk earrings.
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Woo-hoo!
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Sorlak, my oldest friend
and sometimes foe.
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Bro-bud!
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When was the last time
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you and I were
at Daredevil Island?
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Mmm...
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Me, at Daredevil Island?
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Never.
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Oh, I remember.
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And that was after
a croconut milkshake marathon.
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Never been to Daredevil Island,
eh?
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Well, technically, back then,
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it was called
"Caution Schmaution Keys."
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Oh, you know,
because of the...
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I was like, "Watch out!"
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And you were close,
you were a little too close.
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Me? Oh, come on, look at me.
I would never.
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It was all you,
it was your idea.
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My tongue almost got ripped out.
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Ah, those were the days.
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Ahem.
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But that was then
and this is now.
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Dad, if you went, so can I.
What's the difference?
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You! You're the difference!
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I took risks like that
before I had kids.
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Perfect, I don't have any kids.
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Me neither.
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Me nei... Mmm... Me neither.
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Come on, bro-bud.
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Loosen those sails a little.
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Yeah, let me live a little.
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I'd like you to live a lot.
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And I'd like you to try
parenting for a day
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and see how easy it is.
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-You're on.
-Oh.
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I'd do anything for you,
bro-bud.
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Wait,
is Sorlak my dad for today?
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Looks like it.
Just don't call me Dad.
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-You got it, Papa.
-Or that.
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What about Funkle?
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It's short for Fun Uncle.
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Nopinthankingyou.
That's long for "No, thanks."
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This isn't what I meant.
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Come on, Dad.
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what's the worst
that can happen?
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Well, you could trip
and break something
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or eat something,
or be eaten by... I don't know.
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There's cannons.
There's cannons out there!
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Oh.
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Do not go to Daredevil Island!
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We won't do anything
you wouldn't do!
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This is the life.
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Aw, look,
a sea creature we've never met.
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What would you say
to petting it?
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I wouldn't say yes.
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I'd say heck yes!
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Sorlak thinks
he's such a cool dad.
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Well, I'm gonna show him.
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Hey, gang!
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Say goodbye
to stern Captain Andar,
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and hello to Andar the cool dad.
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I like my sails loose
and I throw my rules overboard.
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But if we loosen the sails
too much,
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we won't get anywhere.
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Not with that attitude,
we won't.
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How loose is too loose?
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Oh, Bo. It's just an... Oh.
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Expression.
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Good little tiny sea creature.
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Good huge hideous sea creature.
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Please just put us...
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You know what would be cool?
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If we made
this barbecue pit even bigger.
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Grab anything we can burn!
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Got all the dinghy oars.
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Stop!
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What if we need those?
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Uh, is what an uncool dad
would say.
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Mmm, snerk kebabs.
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And squid flambé.
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Lana loves scorched seafood.
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They didn't even wait 20 minutes
after their croconut milkshakes.
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Ahem.
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Uh, which sounds cool
and we should join them in that.
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So let's set sail
for the Harley Fin.
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Why aren't we sailing?
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I pointed my finger
and everything.
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We loosened our sails, remember?
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Oh, the cost of being
a cool dad.
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Is this fun, though?
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Oh, maybe my dad was right.
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Well, they say
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even a broken clock
is right twice a day.
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"Loosen the sails," they said.
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"Be cool," they said.
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Oh, no, wait.
I said both those things.
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Oh, no.
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Oh!
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My dad is ziplining over...
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Is that... fire?
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That's my old bro-bud.
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If my dad can't follow
his own rules,
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then I'm not following them
either.
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Sorlak, set a course
for Daredevil Island.
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Lana and Sorlak are heading
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to Daredevil Island?
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And they're doing it
upside down?
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Uh, no, wait. That's me again.
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Ready the dinghy!
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So this is why we need oars.
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Woo! Yes! Woo-hoo!
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Yeah! Woo!
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"Here lies a daredevil."
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I bet you had a funkle.
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Oh, it's a long way down.
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Yes!
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A long, hard way down. Jackpot!
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Don't do it, Lana.
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My inner Lana-slash-Dad voice
is saying,
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"It's too dangerous."
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Look.
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Don't do it, Lana!
It's too dangerous!
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Oh.
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Lana, no!
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Ugh...
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Lana!
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Dad?
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Lana!
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And I go by Cool Dad now.
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Cool Dad?
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What are you doing down there?
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What are you doing up there?
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I decided only a snerk-brained
ding-a-ling would try this.
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My turn to try.
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Sorlak, no!
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Dad! Funkle!
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Woo! Yeah!
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Ah! You broke it!
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Ah! This is awesome!
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Quick!
Everyone hoist them back up!
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Already?
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Ugh.
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Come on!
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Dad!
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Er, where is Sorlak?
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00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:05,572
I can totally jump
to the other side.
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It's not that far.
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Sorlak, no!
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Mmm?
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Ugh.
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New rules.
No leaping before you look.
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No more cool dad.
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And no Daredevil Island.
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Yeah, because it's now called
"No Longbeards Allowed Lagoon."
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