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I, Lana Longbeard,

have been summoned to the Catacombs

for a secret meeting with Admiral Lovejoy.

This is exciting. I'm excited. Aren't you excited?

Let's all guess what this is about.

She probably needs me to fix her toilet.

Maybe it's a surprise party for my birthday.

Hugo, is it your birthday?

Well, I don't know.

I'd like some cake.

We're down here for cake?

Apologies for the location of this meeting,

but I need to send you on a very top secret mission.

That makes more sense.

Because we're the best?

Because you were the closest.

Both things can be true.

I need you to track down... my Nana.

Huh?

She's wandered off on her ship again.

Woo! This will take us

to the top of the leaderboard for sure.

Oh, no. No.

It's a top secret mission

and will not count towards the leaderboard.

But you will earn my personal gratitude.

The thing is,

and I say this with the utmost respect, Admiral,

we, uh...

Happily accept this quest!

Here.

You must find her before she...

Just find her quickly.

Ugh, this is not a quest worthy of heroes.

-Agreed. -Got that right.

Hey, there's a sweet old lady out there

all alone on the high seas.

I can't think of anything more heroic than rescuing her.

Nana Lovejoy looks familiar.

And we're gonna get

Admiral Lovejoy's personal gratitude.

Only if we find the old lady.

And she could be anywhere.

Yep, and Admiral Lovejoy will not be happy

when we fail to find her.

It's something in the eyes.

You've all forgotten that before I became a Viking hero,

my only job was taking care of old people on Shediac.

I know how they think.

Mmm, you're right, Lana.

Which is why I'm putting you in charge of this mission.

- Where to? - Really?

Set a course for... the Knitting Emporium!

The shopkeeper said she was there just an hour ago.

Boom! I knew I was right.

Sweet old ladies love to knit.

But we missed her. That's okay. Where to next?

Mmm, Nana set sail for knitting supplies,

but now isn't sure how to get home.

Her energy level is dropping fast.

She'll be looking for a boost.

To the Hard Candy Factory!

Yoo-hoo!

Any luck?

Mmm, she wasn't there.

Ugh. Boreas, what happened?

Well...

Chopov?

Mmm...

Are you all eating candy?

Not me. I'm already sweet enough.

The Candyman said we missed her by a half hour.

Do I know old people or what?

You certainly do. Where to now?

Her energy boost from candy won't last her long

and nap time is coming fast.

But before old people nap, they drink tea.

To the Teapot Warehouse!

Really?

Well, any luck?

They say she left

less than five minutes ago, so...

Nana Lovejoy!

Watch your step, Grandma Lovejoy.

Mmm, I feel like we've met.

Were you ever part of a traveling circus?

Uh, no.

Were you at the Sea Solstice Music Fest

in summer of 986?

I... I don't think so.

Were you at Sea Solstice or part of a circus?

Oh, I guess I was.

But I really do feel like I know her somehow.

Hugo, stop. You're being weird.

We'll get you home.

Your granddaughter was worried sick.

Why would you run off like that?

Oh, I didn't mean to make her worry.

I just wanted to retrieve a family heirloom

that was stolen from us.

Wait, what? What heirloom?

A necklace given to me by my grandmother,

who had received it from her grandmother,

who got it from her grandmother.

And someone stole it from you?

How awful.

I just wanted to get it back

so I could give it to my granddaughter.

It's not worth any money,

but it has sentimental value,

which you can never put a price on.

Setting a new course!

Where can we find that necklace?

Are you sure about this, Lana?

Yes. We get back the Lovejoy family heirloom,

then head back to Weymouth with Nana.

Boom! Double gratitude from Admiral Lovejoy.

I did put you in charge.

I'll send the Admiral a message.

But I'm not mentioning we're getting her necklace.

I want that to be a surprise.

Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee...

They're running a little side errand?

Ready my sea steed, quickly!

This is it.

Bad, evil people have my necklace locked up

in that castle.

It's action time.

I'll... I'll go with her.

Well...

Who are you?

Woo! You climb pretty quick for someone your age.

Well, aren't you sweet.

Now wait here. I won't be but a minute, dearie.

Oh, I'm gonna help.

Helping the elderly is kind of my jam.

It's locked. Guess we should head back to the ship.

Oh, lucky thing I had these.

Ha!

Yeah, neat trick.

Whoa, that looks expensive.

Oh, it is...n't.

Well, let's just grab it and get--

Stop! Any weight change will set off the alarm.

I am guessing.

Maybe if I swap it with this candy.

Um, did you buy knitting needles and candies just to...

Who sets an alarm for a necklace that isn't worth anything?

This necklace isn't really yours, is it?

Bravo, Lana.

You finally figured it out.

Well, I've gotta go.

But you can stick around and have some tea!

Wait! Nana, where are you? Don't leave!

Who's got the key?

I thought you had the key.

I'm not in charge of keys.

Okay, bye.

Mmm.

Nope. That's not it.

- Nana, necklace, not an heirloom. - Bad, bad old lady. Gone.

What?

I thought you knew old people.

I thought so, too.

You're not the first to fall

for the schemes of my grandmother,

a.k.a. the Dread Pirate Lovejoy.

There she is!

We need to catch her!

If I can grab that loose piece of yarn,

we can take her down!

Jump to me!

Over there!

Stop that! Let go! No!

Oh, Lovey. You got your nana all wet.

Well, seeing as you needed my help

and I'll be taking Nana back to Weymouth myself,

you will not be getting my personal gratitude.

But if you take this necklace

back to the museum,

without mentioning my grandmother,

I'll give you a point on the leaderboard.

Two points and we'll fix your toilet.

Fix my toilet? What is that supposed...?

Fine. Two points.

And your personal gratitude?

Ugh, alright.

Good job, Lana.

But hopefully you learned that you can't trust

everything someone says just because they're old.

Is this a test? Am I not supposed to trust

what you just said because you're old?

I'm not old.

Er...

I mean, older than me.

Really, really old.

I figured it out!

Nana Lovejoy is the Dread Pirate!

Uh, guys? Guys!

I... She's the, uh... She, uh...

Oh, I forgot again.