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With another quest completed,

I, Lana Longbeard, and the crew of the Mighty Windbreaker

returned to Weymouth,

invigorated and eager for adventure!

Ugh, I hurt.

So do I. I give and I give, Greta.

When am I gonna get something in return?

I smell snerk.

Not what I had in mind, Captain.

- Oh, come on, Dr. Chopov. - Say it with me.

We are ready for adventure!

Hugo can swim. Right, Dad?

Not a chance.

-Hugo! -We're coming!

Pressure Cooker, Harley Fin...

There's the Mighty Windbreaker!

We've moved up two spots!

Up two whole spots!

At this rate, you'll catch up to the Golden Goose in...

Oh, let me see.

Never!

Ugh, I never thought I'd say this,

but Hoho's right.

Ha! I heard that!

And it's the Heroic Horatius Hoffenstance to you.

Ugh, the easy quests aren't worth enough points.

We need more adventurous ones.

One really hard quest

and we'll be mocking Hoho before sunrise.

-You in? -You bet!

Let's get questing.

The Flying Fish should be here any minute.

Sorry, Lana, no can do today.

We need a day off.

So, I booked us a holiday

at Weymouth Wellspring and Spa!

Oh, finally.

Bring on the hot stones.

Mud mask!

But we don't want a day off.

We'll just spend the whole time bugging you to leave. Right, Bo?

I was just gonna mind-map all the ways we can bug you.

Fine. New plan.

Lana and Bo can go on their very first solo quest.

Nice!

But the quest has to be simple,

safe, approved by me, and done by dinner time.

Because we're eating at Flap Shack.

Flap Shack? Can this day get any better?

And the Mighty Windbreaker stays in the harbor.

But you two can use that dinghy.

Oh. Okay.

And Sprog's going with you.

Whatever you say.

Okay, a quest that's safe, simple, and done by dinner.

Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee...

Safe, simple, done by dinner,

and worth a massive... totally normal amount of points?

Got one.

What's the quest?

Nothing special.

Just delivering a crate to Holinger Island.

Sounds great!

Have fun, stay safe! Miss you, love you, bye!

Yes!

Okay.

Phew. Okay.

There are a few simple rules.

Don't bump or shake the crate.

Keep it locked down and be very, very quiet.

And the most important, do not open it.

Good luck.

Mmm, what do you think's inside?

Mmm, something fancy enough to shoot us

all the way up the leaderboard.

All the way up the leaderboard?

Did you hear an echo?

Did you hear an echo, echo, echo?

I bet it's a crystal-bone chandelier.

Or a top hat made of Whomping Crane eggshells.

Pull the thingy and hoist the whatsits!

We're setting sail for wherever they're going!

The only one beating the Golden Goose today is me.

Or a venom-silk lampshade,

or a Flusian sandcastle.

That would be cool.

Shh, we have to be quiet, remember?

It was a lot of instructions for a simple quest.

But we're rocking it!

Our first solo quest.

I can't wait to see the look on Hoho's face

when he finds out we just earned 13 points.

Thirteen points?

The only missions worth that many points

are the dangerous ones.

Um, Sprog?

Ooh!

Lana?

Keep rowing. Smooth and steady.

Is it too late to go to the spa?

Well, hello, Beautiful.

Cannonball!

What do you see?

A sleeping Fangback!

The fiercest beast in the Ten Realms?

We need to turn back.

It's our first solo quest.

We turn back now, we'll never get another one.

If we don't turn back and it wakes up,

we'll never do anything ever again!

So we won't wake it up.

Just keep rowing and we'll be fine.

Shh!

Octogroth!

We are not fine! Not fine!

We need to get it back to sleep!

♪ Sleep, Fangback You're still not wake ♪

♪ Let us live Big points are at stake ♪

Ah...

Do you think Lana and Bo are okay?

Who?

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I should probably--

Oh! Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the spot right there.

Oh. Yeah. Ah...

Thanks for all the help, Sprog.

There's Holinger Island ahead!

We're actually going to complete our quest!

You mean my quest!

I'm going to deliver that crate and take all the points!

Shh! Be quiet!

What's with all the whispering?

There's a sleeping Fangback in that crate.

A sleeping Fangback?

How gullible do you think I am?

Goons, bring me my crane.

Oopsie. Sorry, Boss.

- Whoa, careful. - Smooth and steady.

Don't bump or shake it.

Better luck next time, Lana Lame-o!

We're saved. And by Hoho, of all people.

But this is our quest.

That's it. Off you go. I'll be taking all the points.

Good luck catching up to the Golden Goose now.

What's in here anyway?

Don't open the crate!

Is that a dare?

Aw...

No way is that a Fangback.

Whoops. Nope. Definitely a Fangback.

Run!

So, back to the Windbreaker?

We probably should, but...

Ugh, Longbeards never abandon a quest.

And I can't start now.

Ugh, so I guess this means we're saving Hoho?

You have to stop screaming!

Shh!

It worked!

Oh!

♪ Hush, Fangback-y ♪

♪ Don't get mad ♪

♪ Hoho's super annoying But probably tastes bad ♪

♪ Everyone hush Now, no one talk ♪

♪ Stay calm Till we reach the dock ♪

Uh-oh.

Ophidius! My darling feline!

No, Sprog!

I mean, good, good Sprog!

I still don't get it.

Who would want a vicious Fangback?

Oh, great!

My Fangback's arrived!

Tonight I shall feast!

Wait, why isn't it in its crate?

Too bad we lost all the points

for delivering the Fangback outside its crate.

Yeah, but it was worth the look on that guy's face.

Oh! That Lana and Bo.

All right, you two. Pancakes.

And then I wanna hear all about your first solo quest.

Flap Shack...