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There it is!
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The legendary All-Seeing
Emerald Eye of the Cyclops!
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Too bad we can't get there.
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We Longbeards have never been
stopped by a little lava.
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It's a lot of lava.
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I'll make a bridge!
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I bet even the emerald eye
didn't see that coming.
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Losing a quest
isn't that bad, Dad.
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We've lost four
in a row!
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Come on! We almost completed
that treasure chest mission...
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Ha ha! Catch ya later, Sorlak!
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So, how do we stop
this thing?
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We nearly got
the golden crown...
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Land Sharks have very
sensitive hearing.
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Turples. They love a
high-pitched conch!
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Too cute...can't resist...
their cuddles...
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- There was that other quest.
- Remember? Cause I don't.
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The key to sailing through the
Clashing Clams of Cyranos
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is silence. Even the
slightest sound will trigger...
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Aw! Who's a cute
little Turple...
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Ow.
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Okay, so we mess
up sometimes.
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Someone once told me
mistakes are how you learn.
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Sounds like the advice
of a chronic goof-up.
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It was you, Dad.
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Which proves my point!
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It's time I hang up my hammer,
set course for Ched-iyaq.
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I'm retiring
after all!
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Retiring?!
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We can't let
my dad retire.
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So I made this fake
treasure map.
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We're guaranteed to win this
quest, and my dad's confidence!
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Lucky for us, not only am I
a chef-doctor-therapist,
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I'm also an actor.
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This will be the most realistic
fake treasure hunt ever!
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Because acting!
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Hey everyone! Look what
I found! A treasure map!
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In, er, my helmet.
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Alight, a new quest!
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C'mon Dad, let's go
find some treasure!
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Wait a sec. You found a
treasure map in your helmet?
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Hugo, that's weird,
even for you.
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Looks legit. It even has
an "X" to mark the spot.
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I love...treasure.
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And I bet we'd
meet all sorts of
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wonderful characters
along the way!
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Fine, let's all fail
one last quest together.
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Woo-hoo! Let's crush this!
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But not the failing part.
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According to the map,
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this is the
River of Infinite Riddles...
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HALT! I am the Riddle Master!
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None shall pass unless the
Captain proves worthy.
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Let's begin: Who is the
best chef on the ship?
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I know this. It's Dr. Chopov.
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They're the only chef
on the ship.
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A doctor and a chef?
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Perhaps they should
be Captain too!
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Second and final riddle!
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That was fast.
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How long does it
take to make Dr. Chopov's
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delectable Seaworm Souffle?
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Uh, I don't know...15 minutes?
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15 minutes!? The recipe
has over 50 ingredients
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and requires 44 frying pans!
Do you know how hard--
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Ahem!
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That question was
but correct!
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15 hou...er minutes!
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You may pass.
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Ohhhh no, everyone
cover your eyes!
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Medusa whale on
the starboard side!
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I've never seen a
Medusa Whale...
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Good thing, cuz one
look at its serpents
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will turn you to stone!
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It sounds...
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Terrifying, Dad,
it's terrifying!
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Oh no!
Its serpents are attacking!
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Whoa!
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Don't worry! We'll
save you!
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Fire the cannons!
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Wait, how are you doing this
if we're all blindfolded?
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Uh...
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Your leadership has
hammered us into...
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such a well-oiled machine
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we can quest
together blindfolded!
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Huh, maybe I am a
good Captain...
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Storm approaching!
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Brace for heavy
wind and rain!
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The mighty beast
is attacking again!
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Captain, swing your
hammer posthaste!
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Haaa! Yaaa!
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He did it!
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Woo-hoo!
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Way to go, Dad! You showed
that monster who's boss
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and you got us
through the storm!
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Yeah. I guess I did!
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Shhh! Ha ha ha.
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The map says the
treasure is here
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on Skeleton Island! Let's go!
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Legend has it that Skeleton
Island is home to dark forces
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that should not be disturbed...
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Or not! Who can remember?
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The map says we need to
get a magical shovel
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by defeating an egg...roll?
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It says "cave troll"!
Can't you read?
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Oh, I can read, can you write?
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Ahem.
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I am the Cave Troll.
This is my cave.
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Here is the shovel.
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I thought that would be harder.
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Me too.
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Harder? Uh, say 'please'.
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Okay, uh...please?
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Here is the shovel.
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Ah, here it is!
"X" marks the spot!
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That isn't where Greta was
supposed to bury the treasure...
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Yes, I did it!
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I've finally
found the treasure!
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Who dares seek the
forbidden treasure of
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General Plankovius?!
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Whoa, cool effects!
How are we doing that?
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My Skeleton crew is forever
cursed to guard my treasure!
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I thought Hugo and Dr. Chopov
were dressing up as ghosts...
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Now I remember!
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Skeleton Island is haunted by a
General and his undead crew.
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We probably shouldn't be here...
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So those are actual
Zombie Skeletons?
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Looks like our fake quest
isn't so fake anymore.
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What do you
mean 'fake quest'?
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Sorry, Dad.
We were on such a losing streak
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we staged this quest for a
guaranteed win to cheer you up.
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Wait, you mean I didn't
outsmart a Riddle Master?
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- Chopov.
- Or defeat a Medusa Whale?
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- Sprog.
- Or meet a Cave Troll?
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- And Greta.
- Greta. Yeah, that makes sense.
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We did it because the Ten Realms
needs you, and so do I.
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Please Dad, we can't
stop questing together!
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We've failed a lot
of missions.
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And we might fail
this one too...
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You will.
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But that just means
there's a lot
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we can learn from
all those mistakes.
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- Ready?
- Ready.
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Ahhh!
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What a miss! No wonder
you're on a losing streak!
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Not for long!
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Now we just need a conch shell
to defeat the rest of 'em.
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Whoever heard of a
beach with no shells?!
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Stop helping them!
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This is all I
could find!
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Ow!
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You know, sometimes you gotta
learn from your mistakes
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and sometimes you just gotta...
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Run!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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No one gets away with
stealing my treasure!
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Row! Row! Row!
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What?
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Captain needed the treasure
to get his confidence back.
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Hahaha.
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Just our luck, more
clashing rocks!
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Don't worry,
I got this.
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But everyone needs
to be very quiet...
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- See you soon, bone heads!
- Huh?
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Woo-hoo!
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So we escaped a cursed island,
defeated Zombie Skeletons,
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and got actual treasure.
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Open it!
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Another treasure map?!
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00:10:44,613 --> 00:10:47,981
Woo-hoo! Let's go,
we're on a winning streak!
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Ya ha ha
ha ha!
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Yay!
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Okay, I really need
a bath now.
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