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I bet there isn't another ship in all the Ten Realms

doing a quest as important as us!

- Adventurers battle monsters. - We retrieve stolen treasure.

We don't do "party deliveries".

Yeah! This quest is insulting!

Well, I think being chosen to transport an ice sculpture

of Admiral Lovejoy for her birthday is super cool.

Hmm...not cool enough. Your Admiral's meltin'.

We need to move faster!

Lana, this passage is very narrow.

We need to move slowly or--

C'mon, Dad, faster!

- Ahh! - Now, that's better.

Uh oh!

Lana, what's wrong?!

Uh, that scream was NOT me!

We lost our ship's figurehead!

- Dropping anchor! - Hauling in the sail!

Panicking!

Wha- Are we stopping? Why are we stopping?!

- We've lost our figurehead! - So?

The figurehead is what keeps a ship safe while at sea.

Sailing without one would be...madness!

But it's just a hunk of wood with a face on it. C'mon, Dad...

We have an important quest to complete.

Don't worry, Lana, the Admiral

will have plenty of ice sculptures.

Every ship was tasked to deliver one.

WHAT?!? All the more reason

for us to not be the ONE ship that fails!!

We're not moving without a figurehead.

It would be crazy.

What just happened?!

Their rapid response seems to indicate a primitive

defence mechanism based on a deep-rooted fear of the unknown.

Hmm?

- They're superstitious. - Oh. No.

No no no. Nooooo.

Dad, you can't be seriously abandoning our quest

for the Admiral's birthday over some silly superstition!

Does this look silly to you?

Yes. Very. So that's it?

I'm sorry, the mission's over

until Greta carves us a new figurehead.

Okay people. I need ideas on how to stop

the Admiral from melting! Go!

What if we trick the ice sculpture

into thinking it's chilly outside?

I'm not sure how that...

Brrrr, it is cold today.

Ah, it really is!

I'm going to make hot cocoa!

Oh can I have some?

Hmmm...you got anything?

No.

Better than nothing. Now let's see if

I can subtly change my Dad's mind.

Pleeeeeease, Dad please.

NO, Lana, I won't put you and my crew at risk...

Ha!

Do I have something in my teeth?

What?

Does the new figurehead have to look just like the old one?

Not at all. Any figurehead will do.

Then we're in luck!

So, as soon as it's attached we sail for Weymouth?

Mhmm, this figurehead will protect us.

Right. Cuz it did a great job

protecting the last ship it was on.

Set sail for Weymouth!!

Woo-hoo! Oh yeah!

Woo-hoo!

It still kinda looks like Admiral Lovejoy, right?

Yeah. But her pinky fingers have melted away.

Who needs pinky fingers?

Everyone knows when you get water stuck in your ear,

the best finger to use is--

I need a win here. Just say things will be fine.

Um, sure. Everything will be...fine.

You're still chewing.

Did I overcook the snerks? I never overcook snerks.

Food time!

Ow, my big toe!

OW, my other big toe!

OUCH the toe beside my big toe!

Ow, another toe! So many toes! Why?

So weird.

What's with all this bad luck?

The only thing that's changed is...

...the Figurehead.

Those eyebrows look evil.

And that mouth ain't happy.

Hang on. Our last figurehead had horns

and- and- and sharp teeth.

I say we remove it, stop the ship,

wait for Greta to carve a new one.

And be the only ship in the Guild

to not bring the Admiral an ice sculpture? No.

You overcooked snerks once, big deal.

And Hugo's toes are the only part of him he CAN hurt!

Dad...please!

Ahh, well, we have a figurehead.

So we're safe. We'll finish the quest.

Can you believe them?

Well, the new figurehead is kinda creepy.

And it came off a ship that had sunk!

And, rowing back to our ship, I put my ear up to it and

I thought I heard evil music.

Aw c'mon, like what?

Like, like, "Duhn, duhn, duhhhhhhn..."

Yeah, pretty much like that.

Where did this storm come from?!

We're at sea. Storms happen.

And what about Hugo?

No one should wear a metal helmet in a lightning storm!

I'm okay!

Huh.

Never seen sharks do that before! Weird!

It's the figurehead! The figurehead!

Sheesh. Of course sharks wanna get on the boat.

You'd be tired too if you'd been swimming your whole life!

Am I the only one hearing that creepy music?!

No!!!!!

I don't know, I don't really hear anything.

Oh no. No no no no.

Ahhh!

Admiral Lovejoy!

Phew! You're okay!

Noooo!

Still okay!

Ah!

Dad!

Aha!

Hmmm?

My hammer!

I should've listened to you.

I just really wanted to impress Admiral Lovejoy.

And now look at us! Ahhh!

Sorry about this, old friend.

Aha!

I guess we didn't need a figurehead after all.

So that's why all that bad luck stopped.

Lana's our new figurehead!!

Umm, no...wait.

Lana, don't move an inch until we get to Weymouth.

Meh, why not? It's actually a nice view from here.

Our ice sculpture!

Scoop it up! Hurry! We can still complete our quest!

We now honour Admiral Lovejoy with these stoic ice sculptures.

Don't be nervous Lana, I'm sure she's gonna love yours.

Ta-da!!!

Lana! You've absolutely outdone yourself!

- Hmmm? - Sorry, what?

You've really captured that warrior spirit.

Well done!

Happy birthday, Admiral. Phew.

Ha ha! We did it!