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Thank you, thank you. 18 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,396 [chuckles] come on. 19 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,564 Seriously. Okay. 20 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,606 Love you. 21 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:05,691 I love you. Bye. Bye. 22 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,360 I'll see you at the wedding. I'll be right behind you. 23 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:12,197 ♪ ...to prove my innocence ♪ 24 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:16,201 ♪ and this active love ♪ 25 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:19,788 ♪ is gone, and the scars go deep into us ♪ 26 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:24,418 ♪ and words are like curses, the ocean descends ♪ 27 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:28,422 ♪ and now we're alone ♪ 28 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:31,842 ♪ how did we lose our way? ♪ 29 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:36,263 ♪ there must have been unseen forces at play ♪ 30 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,473 ♪ there's dirt on my hands...♪ 31 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:41,226 do you know her? 32 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,862 But, uh, these two girls have great hair and great teeth, 33 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,324 and, um, it's a good family. 34 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,284 These are two of the luckiest people you've ever seen 35 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,660 sitting right in front of you. 36 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,078 To -- to Luke and Alison. 37 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:02,664 [cheers and applause] 38 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,753 Yes. How do you follow that? 39 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:08,837 [woman laughs] 40 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:13,133 Um, an ancient Celtic wedding ritual 41 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:16,512 involved tying the bride and groom's wrists together 42 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:19,223 while they each took turns reciting vows 43 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:23,101 to be engaged for exactly a year and a day. 44 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,729 And at the end of this year-and-a-day promise, 45 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:29,483 they can choose to part without obligation, 46 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,318 or they could choose to repeat their vows 47 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,903 and spend eternity together. 48 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:34,988 Because this ceremony involves 49 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,615 tying the bride and groom's wrists together, 50 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,409 that's where the term "tying the knot" comes from. 51 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:43,455 After mason introduced Luke to my little sister, 52 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,916 I knew they didn't need a year and a day. 53 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:47,918 From the first moment they met, 54 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,045 they knew that they would spend eternity together. 55 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:55,008 So... I love you guys. Congratulations. 56 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,052 To Luke and Alison. 57 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:00,347 [cheers and applause] 58 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,103 Oh, come here! come here ! Come here! 59 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,396 Oh, my god! 60 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,982 I'm married! 61 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,108 To me. To me. 62 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,401 Okay, okay, okay. 63 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,819 Have a good time. She's mine! 64 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,028 Take care of my sister. 65 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,446 I will take care of her. 66 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,198 Walk up the stairs safely. 67 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,534 I will. We're gonna take the back way. 68 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,618 Bye. 69 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,495 Good night! 70 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,875 Man: All right, everybody. 71 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,001 It's getting to be that time. 72 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,419 The open bar will be closing soon. 73 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,045 Take advantage while you still can. 74 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,422 Only a couple more songs left, 75 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:35,382 so get out there and party down. 76 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,634 Sam, let's go dance! 77 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,802 Come on, come on, come on. 78 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,597 [up-tempo music playing] 79 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,640 ♪ lately ♪ 80 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,185 ♪ you've been taken over ♪ 81 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:48,103 Why aren't you with your friends? 82 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,772 Don't you want to dance with some of those... 83 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:51,940 Eligible bachelors? 84 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,276 [chuckling] Oh, yeah. They're hot. 85 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,361 [clicks tongue] 86 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,779 I think they're out of my league. 87 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,658 So, why aren't you dancing with your girlfriend? 88 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,036 Mm. I don't dance. 89 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,039 Then I need another drink. 90 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,542 ♪ ooh, I tell you to stay ♪ 91 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,465 ♪ that's the only condition ♪ 92 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,593 ♪ it's in the way I feel ♪ 93 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:22,596 Hey. 94 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,056 Hey. How's it going? 95 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:25,849 Oh, it's all right. 96 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,769 I'm -- been trying to talk to this girl all night. 97 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,437 Well, what are you waiting for? 98 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,064 Just go make fun of her. girls love that shit. 99 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:33,982 [chuckles] You're serious? 100 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,485 Yeah. Go do it. 101 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,569 Uh... 102 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:40,739 ♪ take me in your lonely arms ♪ 103 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,783 ♪ your lonely again ♪ 104 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:43,909 Excuse me, miss. Uh, 105 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,411 I'm gonna have to escort you off the dance floor. 106 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,748 There have been too many reports 107 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,124 of your terrible dancing. 108 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,918 Where's your date? 109 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:56,588 Um...what? Where's your date?! 110 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,090 Oh. Um... 111 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:00,259 I think I got dumped. 112 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,010 [both laugh] 113 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,012 That's terrible. 114 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,764 Absolutely terrible. 115 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:06,932 [chuckles] 116 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,141 Man: Ladies and gentlemen, 117 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,394 let's slow it down one final time. 118 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,273 Our last song of the evening last chance for romance. 119 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,025 Congratulations, Luke and Alison. 120 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,443 Good night, everybody. 121 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,530 [mid-tempo music plays] 122 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,578 [all laughing] 123 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,038 Man: Pool party! 124 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:32,499 Whoo! 125 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,466 Canonball! [women scream] 126 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,593 Oh, my god! 127 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,553 [laughing] 128 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,888 Okay. It's okay. 129 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,764 One, two...one, two... One, two... 130 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,224 [all scream] 131 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,477 Oh, shit! 132 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,980 Oh, my god! 133 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:56,940 [laughter] 134 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,650 [all scream] 135 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,655 What are you doing?! 136 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,616 Get in! [laughs] 137 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,034 No. You guys have cooties. 138 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,118 You've tainted the water. 139 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,995 Oh, whatever! [laughs] 140 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:14,041 [laughs] Oh, that tastes good. 141 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,835 Now I got to go get a refill. 142 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:18,253 Well, get the whole bottle. 143 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,756 No, no. You guys have had enough. 144 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,759 Did I stutter, Mr. Mason? 145 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,093 I said get a whole bottle! 146 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,136 Now! 147 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,639 All right. Jesus. 148 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,103 [music continues] 149 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,940 James. Yeah? 150 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,901 I can't believe you're here. 151 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,027 [chuckles softly] 152 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,281 You smell like a man. 153 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,242 So do you. 154 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,326 [both laugh] 155 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:53,622 It's my new fragrance. It's champagne and sweat. 156 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,916 [chuckles] I like it. 157 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,426 Upstairs... 158 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:11,098 ♪ got time, got time and think about it ♪ 159 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:19,648 ♪ time to share the love like this before ♪ 160 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,695 [women laughing] 161 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,740 See you later, Mason. 162 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,086 Thanks. 163 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,799 Come on! 164 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,509 Hot-tub time. 165 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,520 [laughs] 166 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,523 Well, are you gonna join me or just watch? 167 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,400 Hmm? [laughs] 168 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,947 Oh, my god. Are you crazy? What are you doing?! 169 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,449 [screams] 170 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,201 [laughing] 171 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,246 Nice to meet you. 172 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,040 Yeah. 173 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:29,885 This is fucking ridiculous. 174 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,512 [laughing] What's wrong? 175 00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:33,430 Are you too old to have fun? 176 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,936 Let me help you. 177 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:43,357 I give up. 178 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:46,318 Well, you're not really trying. 179 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,863 See, what you have to do Is... 180 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:53,325 Gently grab the fabric and 181 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,953 carefully pull it away from the skin. 182 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:05,546 It's pretty clingy. 183 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,051 Well, I give up. 184 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,472 Won't your girlfriend be mad that 185 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,266 you're in a hot tub with an 18-year-old? 186 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,104 [both moaning] 187 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,900 Ooh. Hey. 188 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:30,070 Okay. It's getting really... 189 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,406 I can't even get it off. 190 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,409 You got to pull the...thing. 191 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:36,535 It's very expensive. 192 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,415 [laughs] 193 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,000 Oh. 194 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,126 [laughs] 195 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,426 Can I tell you a secret? 196 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,345 Sure. 197 00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:00,309 I've had a crush on you since I was nine. 198 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,155 ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ 199 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:19,786 ♪ tell me that you love me, lady, one more time ♪ 200 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:24,499 ♪ one more time, slowly ♪ 201 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:31,423 ♪ till then I will float in silence gingerly ♪ 202 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:36,595 ♪ consuming every tear ♪ 203 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:45,562 ♪ maybe you can stay just one more little day ♪ 204 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:50,984 ♪ this time it would be Nice if you could fight back ♪ 205 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:56,490 ♪ give me one good reason, baby, why I'd leave ♪ 206 00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:01,620 ♪ why I'd leave you here ♪ 207 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,143 Jesus! You scared the shit out of me! 208 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,187 God! 209 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:28,981 Where have you been? 210 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,858 Why are you all wet? 211 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,317 You didn't answer my question. 212 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,777 Just tell me where you were. 213 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,821 You know where I was. 214 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,197 Answer the question! 215 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,491 I was with James. 216 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,202 Which one was James? 217 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,914 He has dark hair, tall. Brooke's date. 218 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,209 Wait. The James? 219 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,794 James James? 220 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:52,462 Boner Baxter? 221 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,339 I knew I should never have told you that. 222 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,592 So, did you guys do it? Yeah. 223 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,927 Well, at least somebody got some action. 224 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,013 Boner Baxter! 225 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,682 It was a wedding. How could you not? 226 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,518 I was in the hot tub with Olivia. 227 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:07,936 [scoffs] I knew she liked you. 228 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,063 You know she's like 10 years old. 229 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,191 No. She's barely legal. 230 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,650 Oh, my god. 231 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,277 It's okay. Nothing happened. 232 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,737 You better hope Luke doesn't find out. 233 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,073 [growls] 234 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,408 Did you at least have fun? 235 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,868 Uh, yeah! 236 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,788 It's not every day you're in a hot tub with an 18-year-old. 237 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,707 [laughs] 238 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,876 Mason, I'm tired. It's -- go away. 239 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:34,087 But don't go in wet pants! 240 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,339 Take it off. 241 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,423 "Take it off." Oh, my god. 242 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,383 "Take it off." [groans] 243 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,721 Don't blame it on me that you couldn't score. 244 00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,727 [Mason sighs] 245 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,312 Move over. 246 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,396 [mumbles] 247 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,107 No. Move over. 248 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,692 [smooches] 249 00:12:55,776 --> 00:13:00,405 [growls] [laughing] 250 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:04,535 Get...on your side. 251 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,204 And you're wet still. 252 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,541 [groans] That's disgusting! 253 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:11,708 Ow! 254 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,964 You want some of this? 255 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,549 Hmm. Let me think. 256 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,633 Mm-hmm. 257 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,594 Ooh, wet, stinky man, 258 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:23,887 do me now. 259 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,931 [both laugh] 260 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,266 I came. 261 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,768 [laughs] 262 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:32,896 Hey. Hey. Hey. What? 263 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:33,981 Hey. 264 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,065 What? 265 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,609 Was he big? 266 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:41,488 He was good-sized. 267 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,283 Good night. 268 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,493 [laughs] You're such a baby. 269 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,834 -♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ -[cell phone ringing] 270 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,586 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 271 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,713 ♪ I'm so good at -- ♪ 272 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:58,755 Hello? 273 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,340 How's the book coming, cupcake? 274 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,801 Thought you were on your honeymoon. 275 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,469 You're not supposed to be talking about work. 276 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,554 Yeah, honeymoon's awesome. 277 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,556 I'm just calling to check you're gonna hit the deadline 278 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:08,682 The publisher's been hounding me. 279 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,684 Okay, I just have to figure one last thing out. 280 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,144 Have fun, 281 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,563 relax, and stop calling me. 282 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,482 So, hey, you have fun at the wedding? 283 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,984 Did you hook up with any chicks? 284 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,194 I wish. 285 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,404 Sam hooked up with some old boyfriend from college. 286 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,239 Dude, I don't know how -- [groans] 287 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,491 Whatever. Whatever works for you guys. 288 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,784 That shit wouldn't work for me. 289 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,369 I get pissed when some guy even looks at Ali. 290 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,955 Yeah. Well, we just don't see it like that. 291 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,165 Who -- who was it? 292 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,918 Was it that guy who came with --what's her name? -- 293 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,711 the blond one -- Brooke? Yeah, I think so. 294 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,962 God. 295 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,048 By the way, that chick and Bill are totally fucking. 296 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,257 Does Ali know about that? 297 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:43,592 Shelly's like her best friend, right? 298 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,637 Well, Bill said I can't say anything, so whatever. 299 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,430 But it's not gonna last. You know Bill. 300 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:51,058 All right, look -- go hang out with your wife, all right? 301 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,227 I can't believe you didn't get any pussy. 302 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,479 Goodbye. 303 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,150 Patrick: And? How did the gowns look? 304 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:01,902 I bet everyone died 305 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,570 when they heard you made them all yourself. 306 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,531 [sighs] 307 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,866 Everyone said they looked great. 308 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,118 It was pretty much the only reason to go. 309 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,204 It was like my spring show. 310 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,914 And your only sister was getting married, 311 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,040 but whatever. 312 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,292 [cell phone ringing] 313 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,547 Hello? 314 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,507 Sam? It's James. 315 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,675 Hi. 316 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,510 Did I catch you at a bad time? 317 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,720 No. I'm just surprised you called. 318 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,472 I had a great time. 319 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:32,766 Uh...me too. 320 00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,143 Would you like to have dinner Friday? 321 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,228 Friday. 322 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,063 Okay. 323 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,648 I'll meet you there at 8:00. 324 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,941 Okay. 325 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,109 See ya. 326 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,402 Bye. Bye. 327 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,030 I just got asked out. 328 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,115 By who? 329 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,367 My old college boyfriend. 330 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,787 Wait. What -- what's Mason gonna think? 331 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,081 [chuckles] 332 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,583 Oh... 333 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,461 Boner Baxter asked you out? 334 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,673 Oh, my god. Stop calling him that! 335 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:06,425 What did you tell him? 336 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,760 I told him yes. 337 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,972 I don't know. What do you think? 338 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,892 [swallows] Go out with him. 339 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:15,934 Really? 340 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,978 Yeah. It's not a big deal. I've been out on dates. 341 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,313 I went out with that girl Sara. 342 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,522 You liked her. She was hot. 343 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,941 Yeah, but she wasn't your ex-girlfriend. 344 00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,236 Don't go out with him, then! 345 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,490 Do you want to go? 346 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,284 Yeah, kind of. 347 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,368 Then go. 348 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,831 I love you. 349 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,333 I love you. Now eat. 350 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,712 What is this? 351 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,423 Maggots. 352 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,346 [both laughing] 353 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,430 Aah! 354 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,140 [panting] Jesus! 355 00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,518 I guess you're not the superior sibling anymore, huh? 356 00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:58,602 Oh... 357 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,897 [breathing heavily] And now I'm gonna puke. 358 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,315 [laughs] 359 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:04,942 Oh, my god. 360 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,902 [laughing] Stop! 361 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,821 I'm so sorry. Come on! It's okay. 362 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,784 Can you believe mom's hounding me for one of those? 363 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,244 Okay, okay, okay! 364 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,495 [laughs] 365 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,373 I mean, look at those monsters. 366 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,124 [sighs] Can you even imagine? 367 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,460 I guess you're used to dealing with kids 368 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,337 since Mason acts like one all the time. 369 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,922 Isn't that why you wanted to get married -- 370 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,007 to have a family unit? 371 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,051 Okay. That and the consistent booty. 372 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,053 Oh, geez. Speaking of which, 373 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,097 what was James Baxter doing at my wedding? 374 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,431 A little awkward. 375 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,308 You didn't talk to him, did you? 376 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,310 I did. A little bit. 377 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,436 He seems to be okay, though. 378 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:43,522 He looked surprisingly good. 379 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:44,982 Is Brooke dating him? 380 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,984 I don't know. Why do you care? 381 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:48,694 I don't know, maybe I'm obsessed. 382 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,987 You sound obsessed! 383 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,613 "Oh, James Baxter! He looked surprisingly good. 384 00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:52,656 "He's so dreamy! 385 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,701 "Oh, my name's Alison. I'm in love with James Baxter." 386 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,035 Oh, yeah! I want to kiss him! 387 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,204 "My name's Alison. I want to have sex with him." 388 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,498 Okay! Okay! Goodbye! Goodbye! 389 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:02,583 [laughs] 390 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,513 You're late. I'm sorry. 391 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,349 You look beautiful. 392 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,977 Did you miss me? Maybe. 393 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,688 On the other wall, there are going to be, uh, 394 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,481 some collections from other local designers. 395 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:27,566 But in the middle, 396 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,234 I'm gonna have pieces from other lines 397 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,695 that really go with the aesthetics of the boutique. 398 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:32,863 So that's my plan. 399 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,616 I'm sorry. I'm totally rambling. 400 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,867 No, no. I love it. 401 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,660 It makes my job seem boring in comparison. 402 00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:39,703 No, it's not. 403 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,039 I think that real estate development 404 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,332 is totally -- boring. 405 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,541 No, I -- 406 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,418 Well, if by "boring, "you mean "Awesome," then 407 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:47,544 then high five. 408 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:49,922 Self high five. 409 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,548 Wow. [laughs] 410 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,884 At least I know that you're still a dork. 411 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,303 You're just jealous of my awesome job. 412 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,222 Yeah, I just, um -- 413 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,599 I never thought that you'd actually grow 414 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,184 up and get a career. 415 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,145 Yeah, well, I would have dumped me, too. 416 00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,230 [laughs] 417 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,321 Look, um... 418 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,573 James, I have to tell you something. 419 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,493 Okay. 420 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,829 I'm sort of in a relationship. 421 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,915 Um... 422 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,500 It's not what you think. 423 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,418 It's --he knows about us -- 424 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,711 or about this -- this -- 425 00:19:29,795 --> 00:19:31,004 He knows about us. 426 00:19:31,088 --> 00:19:32,673 What -- what do you mean? 427 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:35,300 I mean, Mason and I kind of... 428 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,221 Have an open relationship, I guess. 429 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,724 Nice spare! 430 00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,524 [bowling pins clatter] Bullshit! 431 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:54,319 Clearly don't play European bowling. 432 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,490 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ [cell phone ringing] 433 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,200 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 434 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,120 ♪ I'm so good at sex with you♪ 435 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,872 Mason Michael finch. 436 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,291 Uh, this is Olivia. Hi. 437 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,209 Yeah. Hi, Olivia. [chuckles] 438 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,336 How are you doing this lovely evening? 439 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,505 Fine. How -- 440 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,966 Young woman: Tell him you're in love with him. 441 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,426 Uh, Olivia? Is that -- is that you? 442 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,386 Are you in love with me? 443 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,138 No! 444 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,974 Who are you guys talking to? 445 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,351 Oh, hi, Mason. This is Olivia. 446 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:27,644 Listen, I'm totally in love with you, 447 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:28,937 and I want to have all your babies. 448 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,063 If you want to get started, 449 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:32,316 meet me at 512 81st street. Okay. Gotta go. 450 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,109 See you tonight. Who was on the phone? 451 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:35,861 [laughs] 452 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,242 Sam: It's not like I'm a sex maniac. 453 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:45,287 I mean, when I was with you, I was attracted to other people. 454 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,371 I just didn't act on it. 455 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,874 Oh, that's good. We had enough problems as it was. 456 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:49,917 [chuckles] 457 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,959 It's not a problem. 458 00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,086 It's totally natural to be attracted to other people. 459 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,924 Okay, so... You're single, 460 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,343 But you have a boyfriend? 461 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,054 Yeah, sort of. 462 00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:07,309 Okay, so, do you two still have sex? 463 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,727 [chuckling] Yeah. of course. 464 00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:11,188 [chuckles] 465 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:13,774 Uh, I guess 466 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,567 I'm a little more traditional than I thought. 467 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:18,987 [cell phone buzzing] 468 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,369 Guess who just called me. My hot-tub girlfriend. 469 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,579 Or, actually, it was her friends, but anyway, 470 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,541 I was just calling. I was hoping you would pick up and 471 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,625 tell me what to do. 472 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,709 [parking brake engages] 473 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,128 but you're not answering, so anyway, I love you. 474 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,047 Bye. 475 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,179 Can Olivia come out and play? 476 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:46,306 [laughs] [laughs] 477 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,103 A few years ago, I was in new Orleans 478 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,688 with some girlfriends. 479 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:54,648 And we were drinking and dancing 480 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,650 and going crazy. 481 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,735 And there was this really cute guy, 482 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,779 and he was dancing with me all night. 483 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:05,951 And we were outside, and it started raining. 484 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,579 Everybody was scrambling for cover. 485 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:09,621 Jello shots! 486 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:11,915 And this guy looks me straight in the eye 487 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:15,294 and he bent down to kiss me, 488 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,088 and I totally freaked out 489 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,339 because I had a boyfriend. 490 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,510 And I left. I went to find my girlfriend. 491 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,430 Later on that night, I got a call from Mason, 492 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:28,682 and he told me that he just hooked up 493 00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,267 with our friend Valerie. 494 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,477 So, what did you do? 495 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,147 It was hard. We were really confused. 496 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,482 I was upset. 497 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,276 I didn't know if we should break up or not. 498 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,488 But then I didn't know if I was just more 499 00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:45,657 upset that I didn't kiss that guy in new Orleans. 500 00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:48,410 So, after I came home, 501 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,663 we talked and we fought and we cried 502 00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:53,123 and we stayed up all night. 503 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:55,959 And we realized that we were gonna stay together 504 00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,085 and not break up 505 00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:58,378 and just see what happens, 506 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,590 you know, and just be honest with each other 507 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,592 about how we feel and what we do. 508 00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:07,721 So, how's that working out? 509 00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:11,683 Pretty good. 510 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:16,104 ♪ fire from a stone ♪ 511 00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:19,233 Don't move. 512 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:23,570 ♪ baby, when you call me up on the phone ♪ 513 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,699 ♪ I can hear your number beating along ♪ 514 00:23:27,783 --> 00:23:28,784 How do I look? 515 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:29,993 ♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪ Beautiful. 516 00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,620 ♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪ A beautiful lady. 517 00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:34,498 Don't you want to kiss the beautiful lady, Kimberly? 518 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:39,336 ♪ no one is in charge when I have control ♪ 519 00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:43,549 ♪ I can tell you something when we're alone ♪ 520 00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:45,634 ♪ no, no, no, no ♪ 521 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,010 ♪ no ♪ 522 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:51,431 ♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪ 523 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,644 God, you are such a lesbian. [both laugh] 524 00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,063 I want to kiss the old lady. 525 00:23:58,689 --> 00:23:59,940 [laughs] 526 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:08,824 ♪ sugar ♪ 527 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,203 ♪ that's how much I want to show you ♪ 528 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,999 ♪ that's how much I want to know you ♪ 529 00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:21,461 ♪ that's how much that I could say ♪ 530 00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:24,089 Let's go downstairs. 531 00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:27,342 ♪ baby, when you call me up on the phone ♪ 532 00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:31,471 ♪ I can hear your number beating along ♪ 533 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,057 ♪ no, no, no, no ♪ 534 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:35,142 ♪ no ♪ 535 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:37,519 ♪ uh-huh-huh ♪ 536 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:43,483 ♪ no one is in charge when I have control ♪ 537 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,529 ♪ I can tell you something when we're alone ♪ 538 00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:49,406 ♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪ 539 00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:52,117 How far does your girlfriend let you go? 540 00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:53,619 ♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪ 541 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,495 I don't know. 542 00:24:56,914 --> 00:24:58,540 What, are you gonna make me do all the work? 543 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,460 ♪ uh-huh-huh ♪ 544 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,130 ♪ uh-huh-huh ♪ 545 00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:09,927 ♪ uh-huh-huh ♪ 546 00:25:12,221 --> 00:25:13,305 ♪ uh-huh-huh ♪ 547 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:16,475 ♪ uh-huh ♪ 548 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,271 So... you told him about us -- 549 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,524 about our night of passion? 550 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,150 Yes. 551 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,736 Yes. It's all about being honest. 552 00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:30,030 Detail? 553 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,114 Like, about what? 554 00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,701 I told him you were good-sized. 555 00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:37,204 [chuckles] 556 00:25:37,621 --> 00:25:38,580 Don't you get jealous 557 00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:40,582 when he hooks up with other girls? 558 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:42,709 Not really. Not if he tells me about it. 559 00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:45,337 You were jealous with me. 560 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,421 I know. 561 00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:50,425 I just feel like I've grown up a lot, 562 00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:52,719 and being jealous was just... 563 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,391 Uh...being insecure. 564 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:01,645 Oh, well, I'm definitely not insecure. 565 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,063 But I-I still get jealous. 566 00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:05,566 I mean, it's human nature. 567 00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:08,610 There's nothing wrong with that. 568 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:09,820 I just don't feel that way. 569 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:16,118 Maybe you're just afraid of being alone. 570 00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:19,288 Isn't everybody? 571 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,727 [cell phone buzzing] 572 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,313 Your purse is vibrating. 573 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:45,606 Just ignore it. 574 00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:46,690 [buzzing continues] 575 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:51,737 Oh, what? 576 00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:54,156 It's probably your boyfriend calling. 577 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,116 It could be my sister. 578 00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:59,494 This feels like, um, wife swapping... 579 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:01,413 something. 580 00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:02,456 We're just friends. 581 00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:04,750 We're having a good time. It's not a big deal. 582 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,960 Yeah, well, apparently, I'm too insecure 583 00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:09,171 to, uh, share you with somebody else. 584 00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:13,175 Maybe I -- maybe I'll call you when I grow up. 585 00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:15,928 [sighs] 586 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:19,681 I had a nice evening, Samantha. 587 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,310 Very...enlightening. 588 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,231 Enjoy yourself. 589 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,657 [sighs] Shit. 590 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:45,374 Mason! 591 00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,711 Hey. You got my message. 592 00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:51,713 Fuck you! Get in the car! 593 00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:54,299 Get in the fucking car! 594 00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,135 Get in the car now. 595 00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:58,512 [chuckles] 596 00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:02,391 Get off! You're fucking out of your mind. 597 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,892 What are you so riled up about? 598 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:05,185 You're getting tested. What for? 599 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,312 You slept with that girl. 600 00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:08,730 You didn't use protection. 601 00:28:08,814 --> 00:28:09,940 You're getting tested. 602 00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:11,984 [sighs] 603 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:13,944 I told you about that? [laughs] 604 00:28:14,987 --> 00:28:17,322 You are so annoying when you're drunk. 605 00:28:17,406 --> 00:28:18,657 She's only like 19. 606 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,242 She's barely had sex with anybody. 607 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:21,368 Oh, yay! 608 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:22,578 You're getting tested. 609 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:24,580 [chuckles] Yeah, I love you. 610 00:28:24,663 --> 00:28:25,914 You're ridiculous. 611 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:31,378 ♪ well, the river is deep, and the river is wide ♪ 612 00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:37,676 ♪ and the girl that I love is on the other side ♪ 613 00:28:38,552 --> 00:28:41,346 ♪ she wants to move to Kansas city ♪ 614 00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:44,725 ♪ move to Kansas city ♪ 615 00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:50,606 ♪ move, pretty baby, where the sky is so blue ♪ 616 00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,573 [sighs, grunts] 617 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:03,327 It's not like I told him I was into golden showers 618 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:04,953 and ass munching 619 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,457 and furries and crap like that. 620 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:09,750 Patrick: Wow. 621 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:10,834 You need to call him. 622 00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,462 [scoffs] I can't call him. 623 00:29:13,545 --> 00:29:15,422 He thinks I'm a crazy hippie or something. 624 00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:16,465 No, no, no. 625 00:29:16,548 --> 00:29:18,383 If it's one thing I know, it's how guys think. 626 00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:19,676 If he actually hated you, 627 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,304 he would've stayed, gotten some, and then left. 628 00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:25,390 Look, the fact that he took off before sealing the deal 629 00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:26,683 proves that he likes you. 630 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:28,560 Awesome. 631 00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:30,938 Look, girl, I know you want to call him. 632 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:33,357 You know, let him know things aren't so weird. 633 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:35,275 I don't know. 634 00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:38,028 Come on, it's not like you can make it any worse. 635 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,071 Thank you. 636 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:40,155 Pick up the phone. 637 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:41,949 I will. 638 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:43,033 Now. 639 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:45,911 Okay. 640 00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:48,539 Okay. 641 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:50,499 [sighs] 642 00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,960 Come on. Give him a call. 643 00:29:53,043 --> 00:29:54,086 [sighs] Here. 644 00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:55,128 No. Hey -- 645 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:56,505 Just don't say -- 646 00:29:56,588 --> 00:29:57,756 I already hit "talk." 647 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,133 Hey, hi, James. 648 00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,136 Hey, you've reached the voicemail of James. 649 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,263 Please leave a message. 650 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:06,890 [beep] Hey, James, it's Sam. 651 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:09,309 Uh, I was just calling to say hi, 652 00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:11,770 and, uh, sorry 653 00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:14,106 for, um, you know, 654 00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,899 if you felt weird the other night. 655 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:17,901 Um, but if you 656 00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:20,112 want to come to the art walk this weekend - 657 00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,905 I-I don't know if you're going already, 658 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:24,116 but, if you're not, you can come with us. 659 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,952 And, uh, no big deal. 660 00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:28,412 Just call me back. And, uh, cool. 661 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:30,622 Talk to you later. Bye. 662 00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:31,707 Say "hello." 663 00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,376 Crap! That sucked! 664 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,712 That was good, okay? And it wasn't so tough. 665 00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:38,130 Now, was it? 666 00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:39,882 I hate you. 667 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:41,717 You love me. 668 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:44,761 So, are you really into golden showers? 669 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,306 I'm not in--are you into golden showers? 670 00:30:47,389 --> 00:30:48,724 Maybe. 671 00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:50,309 Gross. You serious? 672 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:53,312 Whatever god gave us is okay by me. 673 00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:55,147 That's from Jesus. 674 00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:59,860 Mason: "And she thought as me, and I thought as her. 675 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:02,446 "And she and I asked with hungry eyes... 676 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:03,697 "Maybe. 677 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:04,823 "And the other girl asked 678 00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:06,825 would I say, 'Maybe my sunflower.' 679 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:09,453 "And I put my arm around her and the other 680 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:10,662 And pulled them close to me 681 00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:12,873 "So I could feel their thighs all moist maybe. 682 00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:16,001 "And their breasts were heaving like mad. 683 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:20,506 And, 'maybe,' I said, 'maybe I will, maybe.'" 684 00:31:21,173 --> 00:31:24,176 [applause] 685 00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,677 Thank you. 686 00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,473 Thanks a lot for coming by. Thanks. 687 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:31,767 Woman: Hi. 688 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:32,893 Hi. 689 00:31:33,852 --> 00:31:35,437 -What's your name? -Jessica. 690 00:31:35,521 --> 00:31:36,980 Jessica. Mm-hmm. 691 00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,857 -How you doing? -Good. How are you? 692 00:31:38,941 --> 00:31:39,983 Good. 693 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:41,193 I really loved your novel. 694 00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:43,862 Well, thanks, Jessica. 695 00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:45,989 I'd really love to talk to you about it sometime. 696 00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:48,158 Definitely. 697 00:31:48,242 --> 00:31:49,826 I think we could arrange that. 698 00:31:49,910 --> 00:31:51,620 [bell jingles] 699 00:31:52,788 --> 00:31:53,789 [door closes] 700 00:31:58,252 --> 00:32:00,003 I'll see you soon. 701 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,381 Be right back. 702 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:10,472 Oh! 703 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:13,183 You're not supposed to be back here. 704 00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,103 Um... 705 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,856 I'm really sorry about the other night. 706 00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:20,315 What are you talking about? 707 00:32:21,358 --> 00:32:22,818 About what happened with Kim. 708 00:32:22,901 --> 00:32:23,861 Oh. 709 00:32:23,944 --> 00:32:26,655 It just happened. I had no idea what was going on. 710 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:28,490 [chuckling] What's the big deal? 711 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,451 I just -- I-I don't want you to be mad at me. 712 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:32,995 Hey, can you put this over here? 713 00:32:33,078 --> 00:32:35,122 Right there. Yeah. Thanks. 714 00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:36,623 Well, why would I be mad at you? 715 00:32:36,707 --> 00:32:38,667 'Cause I feel like I really screwed things up, 716 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,544 and I'm -- I'm really -- I'm sorry. 717 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:42,546 Listen, Mason, you can do whatever you want. 718 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:43,881 You're like my big brother. 719 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,341 I'm like Luke? 720 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:47,593 [laughing] No. 721 00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,011 You're not like Luke. 722 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,097 It's just -- you know, we grew up together. 723 00:32:52,181 --> 00:32:53,182 Come on. 724 00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:57,477 Listen, as cute as you are groveling, 725 00:32:58,103 --> 00:32:59,229 I have to get back to work. 726 00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:00,480 See ya. 727 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:20,459 I got my test results back. 728 00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:24,796 I'm clean! Whoo! 729 00:33:25,672 --> 00:33:26,965 -[sighing] Aw, geez. -Let's do it! 730 00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,759 You are such a prick! 731 00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:29,801 Oh, come on. 732 00:33:29,885 --> 00:33:31,386 Now I want you. 733 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:34,056 What can I do to make it up to you? 734 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:35,474 Those were yours. 735 00:33:35,974 --> 00:33:37,768 [growling] 736 00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:42,022 I have to finish getting ready and you have to get ready, 737 00:33:42,105 --> 00:33:43,232 we have to be gone in 30 minutes. 738 00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:45,734 Okay, well, that gives me the 25 seconds I need. 739 00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:46,902 [laughs] 740 00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:48,695 Maybe I'll just -- just do the couch 741 00:33:48,779 --> 00:33:51,073 since you're not that into it. 742 00:33:51,156 --> 00:33:52,824 [grunting] You would. 743 00:33:52,908 --> 00:33:54,076 Oh, yeah! 744 00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:56,328 Oh, god! 745 00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:59,248 This is so hot. [laughs] 746 00:33:59,331 --> 00:34:01,583 This couch is so turned on by me. 747 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:02,793 [telephone ringing] 748 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:05,295 Oh! Oh! Oh! 749 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,506 I'm gonna do it again. Oh! Oh! 750 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,967 It could be Alison. Shut up. 751 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,552 [muffled speech] Hello? 752 00:34:11,969 --> 00:34:13,262 James: Samantha? -Hey. 753 00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:14,721 Hey, it's me. Are you... 754 00:34:14,805 --> 00:34:17,599 No, thank you for calling me back. 755 00:34:17,683 --> 00:34:19,518 Yeah, yeah. 756 00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:21,728 So, am I still invited tonight? 757 00:34:21,812 --> 00:34:24,815 Yeah, you're still invited if you -- if you want to. 758 00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:27,484 Okay. 759 00:34:27,568 --> 00:34:28,944 I'll just, uh, I'll meet you there. 760 00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:29,987 Yeah. See you soon. 761 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:32,197 Okay. Bye. 762 00:34:32,281 --> 00:34:33,740 [chuckles] 763 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:37,953 Mason: That your boyfriend? -He's not my boyfriend. 764 00:34:38,036 --> 00:34:39,162 Hmm. 765 00:34:40,122 --> 00:34:41,123 Whatever. 766 00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:43,834 I'm surprised he called me. 767 00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,003 Maybe somebody canceled on him or something. 768 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:47,087 Yeah, right. 769 00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:50,382 Well, I know one thing -- it's gonna be awkward. 770 00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:52,885 Why? You're gonna get along fine with him. 771 00:34:52,968 --> 00:34:55,053 Um, I'm not worried about us. 772 00:34:55,137 --> 00:34:57,181 You guys are the ones with all the drama. 773 00:34:57,264 --> 00:34:59,600 Oh, my god. Olivia's gonna be there. 774 00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:01,018 Talk about drama, 775 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:03,437 seeing as you just banged her best friend. 776 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,939 Um, that girl was very forward. 777 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:08,108 All the sudden, she was, like, on top of me. 778 00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:09,818 [chuckling] Really? Oh. 779 00:35:09,902 --> 00:35:12,237 ♪ I have to get ready ♪ 780 00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:23,665 Luke: All right. Get 'em up, get 'em up. 781 00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:26,251 Here's to the greatest guy I know. 782 00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:28,045 Me. 783 00:35:28,128 --> 00:35:31,423 But this is to the second greatest guy I know. 784 00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:32,925 Get on with it! I know. 785 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:33,967 I can't wait for the new book. 786 00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:35,677 Fuck off. [laughter] 787 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:37,930 Is there anything new around here? 788 00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:39,139 What's the deal? 789 00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:41,266 Free booze. I mean... 790 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:42,392 Yeah, we looked around, 791 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:44,978 but I've never been the type to just stare for hours on end 792 00:35:45,062 --> 00:35:46,271 like Olivia over there. 793 00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:49,441 Whatever. Yeah, I don't get that. 794 00:35:50,192 --> 00:35:52,528 Like, is somebody serving nachos somewhere around here 795 00:35:52,611 --> 00:35:55,030 like, one of the, uh -- one of the galleries? 796 00:35:55,113 --> 00:35:57,491 Jesus christ. There's Olivia's asshole friends. 797 00:35:57,574 --> 00:35:59,076 Whoa. Is that James Baxter? 798 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:00,911 [scoffs] What is he doing here? 799 00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:03,455 Look. Listen, I'll bring him over. 800 00:36:03,539 --> 00:36:05,624 And you can tell him how much you love him. 801 00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:06,792 Oh, right. I'm obsessed. 802 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:07,876 [chuckles] 803 00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:10,379 Ah. 804 00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:12,798 Oh, I'm sorry. 805 00:36:13,215 --> 00:36:15,259 I'm sorry. It's so weird for you. 806 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:16,301 Shut up. 807 00:36:16,385 --> 00:36:18,011 -It's so hard for you. -It is weird. 808 00:36:18,095 --> 00:36:19,930 It's weird I have to keep the shit a secret from my wife. 809 00:36:20,013 --> 00:36:23,141 Well, thank you, from --from the bottom of my heart. 810 00:36:23,225 --> 00:36:24,935 You're such an asshole. [chuckles] 811 00:36:25,269 --> 00:36:26,770 Hey, hey. 812 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:27,813 Hi. 813 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:29,481 How you doing? It's good to see you again. 814 00:36:29,565 --> 00:36:30,941 Hey, how'd that advice work out? 815 00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,068 Um, fine. Awesome. 816 00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:35,904 Honey, you remember James from the wedding, right? 817 00:36:35,988 --> 00:36:36,947 Yeah. 818 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:39,032 Hey, you want to go check out another gallery? 819 00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:41,660 I heard they're serving free food down the street. 820 00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:43,412 No, I want to wander around here a little bit, 821 00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:44,454 but I'll catch up with you. 822 00:36:44,538 --> 00:36:45,914 All right, all right. Honey, want to... 823 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,500 Okay. Bye. 824 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:49,585 Bye. 825 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,546 You guys have a good time. Excuse me. 826 00:36:55,841 --> 00:36:58,135 We'll see you soon. See you at the next. 827 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:00,721 Can I get you a drink? 828 00:37:00,804 --> 00:37:03,015 That was awkward. Yes. A drink, please. 829 00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:06,351 [indistinct conversations] 830 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:13,734 So, does it get any better, the longer you stare at it? 831 00:37:14,651 --> 00:37:16,737 God. Stalk much? 832 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,697 [chuckling] Yeah, sometimes. 833 00:37:19,072 --> 00:37:20,449 Hmm. You still mad at me? 834 00:37:21,783 --> 00:37:23,577 Hi, Mason. Hi. 835 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:25,245 Your brother is a total creep. 836 00:37:25,329 --> 00:37:27,164 He just told Josh to keep his hands off you. 837 00:37:27,873 --> 00:37:29,875 Like, told josh. 838 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:33,128 [chuckling] Why? Everyone knows Josh is gay. 839 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:35,506 [chuckles] Whatever. 840 00:37:35,589 --> 00:37:37,257 [laughter] 841 00:37:37,341 --> 00:37:39,176 Let's roll, Tom. This place blows. 842 00:37:39,676 --> 00:37:40,677 Oh, sensitive? 843 00:37:41,512 --> 00:37:42,471 See you guys later. 844 00:37:42,554 --> 00:37:43,680 Yeah, I'm -- I'm out of here. 845 00:37:43,764 --> 00:37:45,265 All right. Bye, babe. Bye. 846 00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:46,517 Are you coming? 847 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:50,103 Um, I'll catch up with you later. 848 00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:51,688 Are you sure? 849 00:37:51,772 --> 00:37:53,273 Get out of here! 850 00:37:53,357 --> 00:37:55,067 See you later, Mason. 851 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:56,151 Bye. 852 00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:02,741 I'll still have a crush on you 853 00:38:02,824 --> 00:38:04,576 if you get me a glass of wine. 854 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,286 Red or White? 855 00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:08,497 Whatever. 856 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,753 [woman singing indistinctly] 857 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:26,139 Doesn't bother you at all? 858 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:30,936 I think it bothers you more. 859 00:38:33,146 --> 00:38:34,106 I'm glad you came. 860 00:38:34,189 --> 00:38:36,316 I was worried you didn't want to see me again. 861 00:38:37,317 --> 00:38:38,694 Well, I wasn't planning on it. 862 00:38:39,361 --> 00:38:41,572 But, uh, then I couldn't really find anything else 863 00:38:41,655 --> 00:38:43,073 to do tonight, so... 864 00:38:43,156 --> 00:38:44,116 Ah. 865 00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:45,951 Plus, I love art. [laughs] 866 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,664 Can I tell you a secret? 867 00:38:51,081 --> 00:38:52,583 Yeah, I love -- 868 00:39:06,430 --> 00:39:09,057 Man: Get a room! [laughs] 869 00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:11,018 [laughs] 870 00:39:14,938 --> 00:39:16,815 Fuck this. 871 00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:22,946 [scoffs] 872 00:39:28,327 --> 00:39:29,828 Why am I wasting my time with you? 873 00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:31,663 There are so many single girls out there, 874 00:39:31,747 --> 00:39:33,373 and I come after you. Why? 875 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:36,126 Because you can't stop thinking about me? 876 00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:38,212 Don't flatter yourself. 877 00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:40,964 [chuckles] Then why are you here? 878 00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:43,300 I don't know. I guess I'm just old-fashioned. 879 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:44,635 I want you all to myself. 880 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:45,802 Is that so wrong? 881 00:39:46,345 --> 00:39:47,930 I'm not a piece of real estate. 882 00:39:48,013 --> 00:39:50,015 Yeah, I know. You're a fucking rental. 883 00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:52,100 [sighs] 884 00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:53,185 Fuck you. 885 00:39:56,939 --> 00:39:58,148 Damn it. 886 00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:09,535 [chuckling] Oh. 887 00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:11,912 ♪ creepy ♪ 888 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,335 What's the matter? You don't like the movie? 889 00:40:23,006 --> 00:40:24,967 Wow! Check this out. 890 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,635 Can you see my shape? 891 00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:29,137 [chuckling] um... 892 00:40:29,221 --> 00:40:30,180 Oh, yeah! 893 00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:32,266 I don't think you're supposed to do that. 894 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:34,226 [laughs] 895 00:40:35,185 --> 00:40:36,645 Well, come on. Come here. 896 00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:43,819 I told you, I'm not a good dancer, okay? 897 00:40:43,902 --> 00:40:45,654 Well, no one's around to see. 898 00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,114 Oh! [laughs] 899 00:40:47,865 --> 00:40:48,907 See? 900 00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:10,262 Sam, I'm sorry. 901 00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:12,264 Please, Sam. Sam. 902 00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:14,516 I am so confused. I don't know what I'm thinking. 903 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,185 I thought you didn't want this. 904 00:41:16,268 --> 00:41:17,603 I want you. 905 00:41:17,686 --> 00:41:19,021 [laughs] 906 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:21,565 I've always wanted you. 907 00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:25,068 Please. 908 00:41:26,737 --> 00:41:27,946 [groans] 909 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,949 Come on. Do you really want this? 910 00:41:31,033 --> 00:41:32,492 Do you want an open relationship? 911 00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:33,827 I am not a victim, James. 912 00:41:33,911 --> 00:41:34,912 [sighs] 913 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:37,915 I just want you to be happy. 914 00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:42,586 I'm going back. 915 00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:43,921 No. I won't let you. 916 00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:47,716 [man singing indistinctly] 917 00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:57,518 What are you doing? Oh. 918 00:41:58,310 --> 00:42:00,896 We can't do this. We can't do this here. 919 00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:02,439 [chuckles] 920 00:42:05,817 --> 00:42:07,819 [breathing heavily] 921 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:16,787 [laughing] What are you doing? 922 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:23,210 [moaning] 923 00:42:27,673 --> 00:42:34,179 ♪ through this world you need no other ♪ 924 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:37,808 Okay. I guess we're friends again. 925 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:38,892 Whatever. 926 00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:41,478 Oh! 927 00:42:41,562 --> 00:42:44,398 Oh, I just wish Samantha would talk to me. 928 00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:47,150 She's fine, babe. Whatever. Just... 929 00:42:47,234 --> 00:42:48,277 No, it just 930 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,487 always feels like there's something between us. 931 00:42:51,613 --> 00:42:55,033 Maybe you should just go talk to her, right? 932 00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:57,661 Oh, okay, talk to her about not talking to me? 933 00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,705 You're brilliant. [both laugh] 934 00:43:01,373 --> 00:43:02,666 God damn it, where is Olivia? 935 00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:03,959 I really don't like those guys she's 936 00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:05,377 hanging out with, man. 937 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,588 Okay, okay, let's go find her. All right. 938 00:43:07,671 --> 00:43:10,883 Video sucks anyway. It's making me nauseous. 939 00:43:12,134 --> 00:43:13,844 [both laugh] 940 00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:15,929 Whew! 941 00:43:16,013 --> 00:43:17,639 [laughs] 942 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,267 You're looking at a dead man. 943 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:21,852 [laughs] 944 00:43:28,942 --> 00:43:30,152 You tired? 945 00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:31,778 Yes. 946 00:43:33,155 --> 00:43:35,365 Probably 'cause you're boning boner Baxter. 947 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:36,909 Are you working again? 948 00:43:37,659 --> 00:43:38,660 Scoot over. 949 00:43:38,994 --> 00:43:40,078 Sam: You have art. 950 00:43:40,162 --> 00:43:41,205 I read books. 951 00:43:41,288 --> 00:43:43,916 I read this book, uh, "how to win a woman over." 952 00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:44,958 Really? 953 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:47,127 Just by decorating your apartment. 954 00:43:54,510 --> 00:43:56,053 It's funny how opposed to lying you are, 955 00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:57,888 but you can't even tell your own sister about us. 956 00:43:57,971 --> 00:43:59,848 Well, it's not lying if you just don't mention it. 957 00:44:01,016 --> 00:44:02,392 Is that a time capsule? 958 00:44:02,476 --> 00:44:04,269 It's a bread holder. 959 00:44:05,187 --> 00:44:06,230 Bread holder? 960 00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:09,233 "Breadbox" is the more technical term. 961 00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:10,317 Do you want something to drink? 962 00:44:11,527 --> 00:44:13,487 What do you think of this? 963 00:44:14,154 --> 00:44:15,989 I think this story is ridiculous. 964 00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:17,824 I think you're ridiculous. 965 00:44:17,908 --> 00:44:19,034 [laughs] 966 00:44:19,117 --> 00:44:20,160 You're ridiculous. 967 00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:25,082 Cheers. Cheers. 968 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:27,417 Are you falling in love with him? 969 00:44:28,210 --> 00:44:30,295 No. We're just friends. 970 00:44:30,838 --> 00:44:32,005 Hey. What? 971 00:44:32,089 --> 00:44:33,549 You can tell me the truth. 972 00:44:33,632 --> 00:44:34,716 I just did. 973 00:44:49,523 --> 00:44:51,984 Maybe we should go back to the way things were, you know? 974 00:44:53,402 --> 00:44:55,696 Makes it less complicated. 975 00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:58,407 It's not complicated. 976 00:45:02,286 --> 00:45:04,663 [laughing] Hey, mister, not so fast. 977 00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:09,626 [both laughing] 978 00:45:12,171 --> 00:45:13,338 Dishes are done, dude. 979 00:45:13,672 --> 00:45:15,048 No way. Yep. 980 00:45:15,132 --> 00:45:16,425 This is it? That's it. 981 00:45:16,508 --> 00:45:18,594 That's fucking awesome. 982 00:45:18,677 --> 00:45:20,804 I'm really proud of you. 983 00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:23,307 It's fucking awesome. Let's celebrate right now. 984 00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:24,558 Let's go. 985 00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:26,435 Shit. I totally would, but I Ali's -- 986 00:45:26,518 --> 00:45:27,686 get up. I can't. 987 00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:29,062 Why not? I got plans with Ali. 988 00:45:29,146 --> 00:45:30,105 Cancel them. 989 00:45:30,189 --> 00:45:31,857 No, I can't. What about Sam? 990 00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:33,233 Doesn't she want to go party? 991 00:45:33,317 --> 00:45:35,110 Sam's on a date with James or something. 992 00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:36,195 I don't even know. 993 00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:37,321 [laughing] Come on. 994 00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:38,780 You better watch out, man. 995 00:45:38,864 --> 00:45:40,282 That guy makes a ton of money. 996 00:45:40,365 --> 00:45:42,451 Like, chicks leave guys like you for guys like him. 997 00:45:43,619 --> 00:45:44,786 Thanks for saying that. 998 00:45:44,870 --> 00:45:46,747 I'm not worried, okay? Thank you for worrying. 999 00:45:46,830 --> 00:45:48,582 Hmm. Well, you guys are freaks. 1000 00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:50,459 Well, at least I'm not a fucking eunuch. 1001 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:52,002 You know, 1002 00:45:52,085 --> 00:45:54,588 at least my girl's not fucking some other guy. 1003 00:45:54,671 --> 00:45:55,839 Great. Great. You made your point. 1004 00:45:55,923 --> 00:45:57,716 Let's go. Get up! 1005 00:45:57,799 --> 00:46:00,010 We are out of here right now. 1006 00:46:00,093 --> 00:46:01,512 [keys jingling] I want to be drunk yesterday. 1007 00:46:01,595 --> 00:46:03,555 Okay, okay, okay. I'll do it. 1008 00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:05,974 I'm in a rush! I'll call and reschedule. 1009 00:46:06,058 --> 00:46:07,893 [thunder rumbling] 1010 00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:10,729 [footsteps] 1011 00:46:10,812 --> 00:46:13,607 [cell phone ringing] 1012 00:46:13,690 --> 00:46:14,691 Hello? 1013 00:46:15,108 --> 00:46:16,109 This is Sam. 1014 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:17,986 Uh-huh. 1015 00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:22,366 [train whistle blowing in distance] 1016 00:46:24,743 --> 00:46:26,119 Are you sure? 1017 00:46:27,162 --> 00:46:28,413 Thank you. 1018 00:46:35,504 --> 00:46:37,047 [engine turns over] 1019 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:40,425 [thunder rumbling] 1020 00:46:40,509 --> 00:46:43,178 [rain falling] 1021 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,142 [door opens] 1022 00:46:49,601 --> 00:46:50,602 [door closes] 1023 00:46:50,686 --> 00:46:52,104 Mason: Hey. 1024 00:46:52,437 --> 00:46:53,605 Hey. 1025 00:46:58,527 --> 00:46:59,528 [grunts] 1026 00:47:05,617 --> 00:47:07,035 [sighs] 1027 00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:09,705 [grunts] 1028 00:47:11,331 --> 00:47:13,000 Nice to see... Mmm. 1029 00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:16,211 Nice to see you, too. 1030 00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:18,505 Where did you go? 1031 00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:19,882 [urinating] 1032 00:47:19,965 --> 00:47:21,341 That better not be the sink. 1033 00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:25,220 [slurred] Luke and I went to the strip club 1034 00:47:25,304 --> 00:47:27,014 to celebrate my new book. 1035 00:47:27,723 --> 00:47:28,724 Classy. 1036 00:47:40,611 --> 00:47:41,612 Mm. 1037 00:47:44,573 --> 00:47:45,866 Let's do it. 1038 00:47:48,118 --> 00:47:50,329 Mason -- you're drunk. 1039 00:47:50,412 --> 00:47:53,624 And you smell like stripper. 1040 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,835 Listen. What? 1041 00:47:57,294 --> 00:47:58,921 We haven't done it in like a week. 1042 00:47:59,004 --> 00:48:00,756 I need to talk to you. 1043 00:48:01,548 --> 00:48:04,092 You...you don't love me anymore. 1044 00:48:05,302 --> 00:48:06,345 You hate me. 1045 00:48:06,428 --> 00:48:08,055 [sadly] You hate me! 1046 00:48:08,138 --> 00:48:11,808 [mumbling] You hate me. You don't love me anymore. 1047 00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,102 I love you. I love you. 1048 00:48:14,686 --> 00:48:16,480 You don't love me. I need to talk to you. 1049 00:48:16,563 --> 00:48:18,190 [snoring] 1050 00:48:23,070 --> 00:48:24,780 Seriously. 1051 00:48:24,863 --> 00:48:26,949 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ [cell phone ringing] 1052 00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:28,867 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 1053 00:48:28,951 --> 00:48:31,537 ♪ I'm so good at sex with you ♪ 1054 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,914 [whistle blows] 1055 00:48:33,997 --> 00:48:35,207 ♪ yeah ♪ 1056 00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:36,917 Hello? 1057 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,126 Olivia: Hey, baby, it's me. 1058 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:39,753 Hey. Hey, what's wrong? 1059 00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:42,923 What's wrong? Can I come over? 1060 00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:44,758 Yeah, okay. Okay, come on over. 1061 00:48:44,842 --> 00:48:46,593 I'll see you in a second. 1062 00:48:46,677 --> 00:48:48,178 Okay? 1063 00:48:48,262 --> 00:48:49,471 Okay, bye. 1064 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,139 It's Olivia. 1065 00:48:51,223 --> 00:48:52,850 She's upset or something. 1066 00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:55,435 Let's do it until she gets here. 1067 00:48:56,395 --> 00:48:58,814 You're gonna hurt yourself. [laughs] 1068 00:49:00,399 --> 00:49:02,276 Okay. I'm sorry, though. 1069 00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:03,694 What do you want to talk about? 1070 00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:06,405 Nothing. Have a good time. 1071 00:49:07,364 --> 00:49:10,200 I'll just --I'll just see what's up, 1072 00:49:10,284 --> 00:49:12,286 and I'll tell her to go home, okay? 1073 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:20,335 [sighs] 1074 00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:32,431 huh. 1075 00:49:33,807 --> 00:49:37,561 God, I just... Hate my friends sometimes. 1076 00:49:37,644 --> 00:49:39,897 I mean, Amy and Kim --they just gang up on me. 1077 00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:41,023 It's like... 1078 00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,984 They don't understand anything I'm going through. 1079 00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:45,777 They're just so stupid and judgmental, 1080 00:49:45,861 --> 00:49:47,487 and for no reason, you know? 1081 00:49:47,571 --> 00:49:48,697 [sniffles] 1082 00:49:49,781 --> 00:49:50,908 What? 1083 00:50:02,044 --> 00:50:03,462 You're so sexy. 1084 00:50:10,511 --> 00:50:13,013 Do you want to kiss me? [laughs] 1085 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:16,141 Maybe. 1086 00:50:17,684 --> 00:50:19,269 I want to kiss you. 1087 00:50:22,564 --> 00:50:24,441 I need to tell you something. 1088 00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:34,826 Yeah? 1089 00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:39,581 I'm a virgin. 1090 00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:42,584 [laughs] 1091 00:50:46,338 --> 00:50:48,549 You're not. Yeah, I am. 1092 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,552 I just want you to know. 1093 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:26,086 [laughter, indistinct conversation in distance] 1094 00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:34,970 [Olivia moaning] 1095 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,181 [sighs] 1096 00:51:42,728 --> 00:51:43,770 [sighs] 1097 00:51:44,396 --> 00:51:46,023 Fuck it. 1098 00:51:59,369 --> 00:52:00,370 [sighs] 1099 00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:13,967 [keys jingle] Sam? 1100 00:52:14,051 --> 00:52:15,135 Hi. 1101 00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:18,472 I didn't know you were home. I'm -- I'm so sorry. 1102 00:52:18,555 --> 00:52:19,515 It's okay. 1103 00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:21,850 Don't feel awkward or bad about this. 1104 00:52:21,934 --> 00:52:23,185 I'm totally fine with it, seriously. 1105 00:52:23,268 --> 00:52:24,228 Are you sure? 1106 00:52:24,311 --> 00:52:26,855 I mean, I was a little nervous coming over here. 1107 00:52:26,939 --> 00:52:29,566 No. Yeah, it's totally fine. Don't even worry about it. 1108 00:52:29,650 --> 00:52:31,026 Have fun tonight. 1109 00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:33,654 Are you going to James'? 1110 00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:35,656 Yeah. 1111 00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:39,117 Doesn't this stuff ever bother you? 1112 00:52:40,536 --> 00:52:43,080 Not really. It's fun. [chuckles] 1113 00:52:44,581 --> 00:52:46,041 Do you ever feel numb? 1114 00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:49,962 [toilet flushes in distance] 1115 00:52:50,045 --> 00:52:51,129 I have to go. 1116 00:52:51,213 --> 00:52:53,590 I'll see you. See you later. 1117 00:52:54,466 --> 00:52:55,509 [door closes] 1118 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,971 [footsteps] 1119 00:53:00,264 --> 00:53:02,432 [Mason grunts] Oh! 1120 00:53:03,684 --> 00:53:05,227 Who were you talking to? 1121 00:53:05,894 --> 00:53:07,563 Nobody. 1122 00:53:10,732 --> 00:53:15,195 ♪ you're wasting all your time here ♪ 1123 00:53:17,406 --> 00:53:22,536 ♪ riding around in the sun ♪ 1124 00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:32,254 ♪ don't think of what we can't be ♪ 1125 00:53:34,590 --> 00:53:37,551 ♪ I know what you need ♪ 1126 00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:42,222 ♪ and you know that you like it ♪ 1127 00:53:43,849 --> 00:53:49,062 ♪ then let me believe in something ♪ 1128 00:53:54,109 --> 00:53:56,945 [siren wailing in distance] 1129 00:54:05,746 --> 00:54:07,497 I'm glad you came over. 1130 00:54:07,581 --> 00:54:08,874 Me too. 1131 00:54:08,957 --> 00:54:09,958 [chuckles] 1132 00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:11,627 Mm. 1133 00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:12,836 Want some breakfast? 1134 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,254 Hmm? 1135 00:54:15,255 --> 00:54:17,799 Mm, you're so sweet. 1136 00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:25,015 So, why did you come over so late? 1137 00:54:25,724 --> 00:54:28,393 Olivia stayed the night with Mason. 1138 00:54:31,063 --> 00:54:32,105 [sighs] 1139 00:54:32,189 --> 00:54:33,899 Really? Is this some kinky 1140 00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:35,025 three-way thing for you guys? 1141 00:54:35,108 --> 00:54:36,360 No, of course not. 1142 00:54:36,443 --> 00:54:38,403 It was just her and Mason last night. 1143 00:54:38,487 --> 00:54:40,656 Yeah, that's what you guys do, right? 1144 00:54:41,156 --> 00:54:43,992 James, spare me the lecture, okay? 1145 00:54:44,576 --> 00:54:45,786 [sighs] 1146 00:54:45,869 --> 00:54:47,496 Just fucking weird. 1147 00:54:48,872 --> 00:54:49,831 [sighs] 1148 00:54:49,915 --> 00:54:51,166 I love being with you, 1149 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:54,336 but I have no idea what kind of relationship or 1150 00:54:54,419 --> 00:54:56,255 what kind of future we can possibly have together. 1151 00:54:56,338 --> 00:54:57,339 I'm pregnant. 1152 00:54:58,048 --> 00:54:59,842 [laughs] What? 1153 00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:01,510 [laughs] 1154 00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:04,721 I'm pregnant. 1155 00:55:06,098 --> 00:55:08,308 No. This is fucked up. 1156 00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:10,102 Do you see how this is fucked up? 1157 00:55:10,185 --> 00:55:11,436 Yeah, I know. 1158 00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:12,479 I thought you wer on the pill. 1159 00:55:12,563 --> 00:55:14,147 I am. I was. 1160 00:55:14,648 --> 00:55:16,191 I don't know what happened. 1161 00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:19,236 I went into the doctor for my yearly exam, 1162 00:55:19,319 --> 00:55:21,321 and, I don't know, I guess he caught it before I did. 1163 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:23,240 I was on antibiotics a few weeks ago. 1164 00:55:23,991 --> 00:55:25,701 So is it mine, then? 1165 00:55:25,784 --> 00:55:27,160 I don't know. 1166 00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:29,079 Maybe. 1167 00:55:31,248 --> 00:55:32,207 [sighs] 1168 00:55:32,291 --> 00:55:33,417 are you gonna keep it? 1169 00:55:34,459 --> 00:55:36,503 I'm not asking you for anything. 1170 00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:37,546 [sighs] 1171 00:55:37,629 --> 00:55:38,755 [laughs] 1172 00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:40,924 [sighs] 1173 00:55:44,052 --> 00:55:46,597 I don't know. Part of me does want to keep it. 1174 00:55:47,931 --> 00:55:49,516 [sighs] Are you serious? 1175 00:55:51,810 --> 00:55:52,936 [sighs] 1176 00:55:54,771 --> 00:55:56,690 I got to go. 1177 00:55:58,108 --> 00:55:59,318 Yeah. Maybe that's a good idea. 1178 00:55:59,401 --> 00:56:00,777 Yeah. 1179 00:56:02,154 --> 00:56:03,155 [sighs] 1180 00:56:07,117 --> 00:56:08,202 [fist strikes palm] 1181 00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:10,621 [sighs] 1182 00:56:10,954 --> 00:56:12,956 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ [cell phone ringing] 1183 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,334 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 1184 00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:17,085 hey, Luke, what's up? 1185 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,587 Hey, douche. I'm coming over. 1186 00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:19,630 [chuckles] 1187 00:56:19,713 --> 00:56:21,381 I'm sleeping, man. Where are you? 1188 00:56:21,465 --> 00:56:24,676 No. No, don't come by. I-I got to get more sleep. 1189 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,011 Ooh, yeah. Mmm. 1190 00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:27,721 [chuckling] Okay. nothing. 1191 00:56:27,804 --> 00:56:30,015 Look, I'm watching porno. Leave me alone. 1192 00:56:30,098 --> 00:56:31,892 Look, I'll come by later, okay? 1193 00:56:31,975 --> 00:56:33,268 We can talk about it then. 1194 00:56:33,352 --> 00:56:35,395 That doesn't sound like Samantha. 1195 00:56:35,479 --> 00:56:37,689 [laughs] Shut up. Okay, bye. 1196 00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:39,900 [laughs] 1197 00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:43,153 You are trouble, Young lady. 1198 00:56:43,237 --> 00:56:44,571 Mmm. Mmm. 1199 00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:49,409 I had a lot of fun last night. 1200 00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:51,828 I had a lot of fun last night. Really? 1201 00:56:51,912 --> 00:56:53,121 I'm the lucky one. 1202 00:56:55,123 --> 00:56:57,459 You make me feel like a teenager again. 1203 00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,920 Oh, god. [laughs] 1204 00:57:00,003 --> 00:57:01,338 Aw. 1205 00:57:07,427 --> 00:57:10,180 I don't want you to tell Sam what we did last night. 1206 00:57:11,139 --> 00:57:12,224 Why not? 1207 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:17,563 I just don't want her to know that we had sex. 1208 00:57:18,397 --> 00:57:20,315 I don't want her to feel uncomfortable or -- 1209 00:57:20,399 --> 00:57:21,358 She won't. 1210 00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:23,026 She won't. She doesn't care. 1211 00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:24,111 Please. 1212 00:57:24,987 --> 00:57:27,948 [laughs] For me? 1213 00:57:31,076 --> 00:57:32,286 Okay. 1214 00:57:33,579 --> 00:57:35,497 All right. You promise? 1215 00:57:35,581 --> 00:57:36,623 I won't tell her. Yeah, I promise. 1216 00:57:36,707 --> 00:57:37,666 Swear? I swear. 1217 00:57:37,749 --> 00:57:39,668 Do you pinkie-swear? No. 1218 00:57:39,751 --> 00:57:41,587 Come on. You got to pinkie-swear. 1219 00:57:41,670 --> 00:57:43,297 Yeah, I pinkie-swear. All right. 1220 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:44,339 Mmm. 1221 00:57:44,423 --> 00:57:45,883 Hey, thank you. 1222 00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:50,470 I can't believe you invited James. 1223 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:52,097 Well, we invited him and Brooke, 1224 00:57:52,181 --> 00:57:53,849 but Brooke couldn't make it. 1225 00:57:54,516 --> 00:57:55,893 I can just uninvite him. No. 1226 00:57:56,351 --> 00:57:58,187 What's the problem with that? You guys are friends now. 1227 00:57:58,270 --> 00:57:59,354 We are friends now. 1228 00:57:59,438 --> 00:58:01,565 I just wish you would've told me that he was coming. 1229 00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:03,483 It's not a big deal. Forget about it. 1230 00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:05,569 [door opens] 1231 00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:08,363 [chuckles] 1232 00:58:08,447 --> 00:58:10,824 What's going on with you? You've been edgy all night. 1233 00:58:11,241 --> 00:58:13,327 I'm busy. I've been working a lot. 1234 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:15,454 You've been acting funny for a while. 1235 00:58:15,537 --> 00:58:16,914 Is there something you're not telling me? 1236 00:58:16,997 --> 00:58:18,332 Uh, no. 1237 00:58:18,415 --> 00:58:19,875 [sighs] 1238 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,460 Are you having an affair on Mason? 1239 00:58:21,543 --> 00:58:22,711 [scoffs] Oh, my god. 1240 00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:24,213 'Cause you'd tell me if you were, right? 1241 00:58:24,296 --> 00:58:26,215 I'm your sister. You can tell me anything. 1242 00:58:26,298 --> 00:58:28,467 Thank you. You know, I don't understand 1243 00:58:28,550 --> 00:58:29,968 Why you and Mason don't get married. 1244 00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:32,387 Honestly. 1245 00:58:32,804 --> 00:58:35,557 Someone's gonna steal him away. 1246 00:58:35,974 --> 00:58:37,059 [table creaking] 1247 00:58:37,142 --> 00:58:38,936 Jesus. Come on! I made this myself. 1248 00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:41,104 [laughing] Sorry. What are you doing? 1249 00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:42,189 Fuck. 1250 00:58:43,982 --> 00:58:45,484 Thanks, Olivia. Mm-hmm. 1251 00:58:45,567 --> 00:58:47,069 Nachos. 1252 00:58:48,153 --> 00:58:49,154 Hot. 1253 00:58:49,238 --> 00:58:50,656 All right. 1254 00:58:51,198 --> 00:58:52,407 Okay. Well, be Nice to it. 1255 00:58:52,491 --> 00:58:54,409 All right. I'm gonna go get my chips. 1256 00:58:55,035 --> 00:58:56,954 Weighted, casino-quality chips, 1257 00:58:57,663 --> 00:58:59,248 'cause I'm fucking neurotic. 1258 00:59:03,544 --> 00:59:04,711 Mmm. 1259 00:59:04,795 --> 00:59:07,548 I had a good time with you last night, but we can't. 1260 00:59:07,631 --> 00:59:09,216 We can't? Let's do it in the car. No, no. 1261 00:59:09,299 --> 00:59:12,261 Come on, be adventurous. Let's go. 1262 00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:13,512 Oh. 1263 00:59:14,471 --> 00:59:15,889 Mmm. 1264 00:59:18,809 --> 00:59:19,893 Mmm. 1265 00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:23,438 Got these personalized so nobody could rip me off. 1266 00:59:25,274 --> 00:59:27,985 The nachos are really good. Yeah. 1267 00:59:28,527 --> 00:59:30,737 You son of a bitch. Ohh. 1268 00:59:32,447 --> 00:59:36,118 Olivia: You know what? I left my phone out in the car. 1269 00:59:36,201 --> 00:59:37,244 I'm gonna -- I'll be right back. 1270 00:59:37,327 --> 00:59:38,579 It's not a big deal, dude. 1271 00:59:39,371 --> 00:59:40,998 Oh. Hey. 1272 00:59:41,081 --> 00:59:43,000 Hi. What are you doing here? 1273 00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:44,793 Um, I brought beer. 1274 00:59:45,294 --> 00:59:46,378 Great. Thanks. 1275 00:59:46,461 --> 00:59:47,880 Um, come on in. 1276 00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:48,964 Thanks. 1277 00:59:51,592 --> 00:59:52,801 Wow. 1278 00:59:52,885 --> 00:59:54,636 Is that a handmade table? 1279 00:59:56,138 --> 00:59:57,639 Fuck, yeah, it's handmade. 1280 00:59:59,558 --> 01:00:00,601 [cards riffling] 1281 01:00:04,438 --> 01:00:07,357 Okay, I officially have no idea what I'm doing. 1282 01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:09,693 But the good news is I do have a 69. 1283 01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:11,195 Okay. 1284 01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:12,738 Might as well fold, 1285 01:00:12,821 --> 01:00:14,573 'cause you told everybody what you got. 1286 01:00:14,656 --> 01:00:15,741 So just... 1287 01:00:15,824 --> 01:00:16,825 Alison: Whatever. 1288 01:00:17,201 --> 01:00:19,870 So, how are things going between you and Brooke? 1289 01:00:20,287 --> 01:00:21,538 Olivia: I'm in. [chips clatter] 1290 01:00:21,622 --> 01:00:24,541 yeah, uh, they're -- not very well. I'm in. 1291 01:00:24,625 --> 01:00:26,793 I don't think she's that interested in me. 1292 01:00:26,877 --> 01:00:27,836 Oh, that's too bad. 1293 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,463 She could really use a guy like you. 1294 01:00:29,838 --> 01:00:30,839 Olivia: I raise! 1295 01:00:31,423 --> 01:00:33,592 Could you wait your turn? I haven't even gone yet. 1296 01:00:33,675 --> 01:00:34,801 You're gonna be out of the game if 1297 01:00:34,885 --> 01:00:36,553 you keep playing like this. Really? 1298 01:00:36,637 --> 01:00:38,222 Alison: I'm sure you'll have no trouble 1299 01:00:38,305 --> 01:00:39,431 finding a nice girl. 1300 01:00:39,515 --> 01:00:43,352 Oh, thank you, but, uh, best ones are always taken. 1301 01:00:43,435 --> 01:00:44,645 [coughs] 1302 01:00:44,728 --> 01:00:46,021 Uh, you okay? 1303 01:00:46,104 --> 01:00:47,314 Why are you drinking water anyway? 1304 01:00:47,397 --> 01:00:48,857 Have a fucking beer. Loosen up. 1305 01:00:48,941 --> 01:00:50,108 She's a deadbeat. Deadbeat. 1306 01:00:50,192 --> 01:00:51,318 All-in. 1307 01:00:51,401 --> 01:00:52,444 Oh, fucking seriously, 1308 01:00:52,528 --> 01:00:54,029 You better have a full house or something. 1309 01:00:54,112 --> 01:00:55,614 Mason: She's bluffing. I'm in. 1310 01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:59,993 All right. Me too. Let's see 'em, punk-ass. 1311 01:01:00,077 --> 01:01:02,496 Two pair. Read 'em and weep. 1312 01:01:03,413 --> 01:01:04,581 Three queens. Ah! 1313 01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:09,086 Yeah, well, let me show you guy show to really 1314 01:01:09,169 --> 01:01:10,420 play some poker. 1315 01:01:11,004 --> 01:01:12,840 Ow! I feel good! 1316 01:01:12,923 --> 01:01:14,007 Nice! 1317 01:01:15,717 --> 01:01:16,969 Girls, baby. [laughs] 1318 01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:18,011 has a full house. 1319 01:01:18,095 --> 01:01:19,513 Doesn't even know what kind of hand she has. 1320 01:01:19,596 --> 01:01:21,390 You are quite the hustler, you know that? 1321 01:01:21,723 --> 01:01:24,518 Um, I think I deserve another beer for winning. 1322 01:01:26,311 --> 01:01:28,105 Why haven't you returned my phone calls? 1323 01:01:28,188 --> 01:01:29,147 Luke: That's the point. 1324 01:01:29,231 --> 01:01:30,524 You don't even know how to play poker. 1325 01:01:30,607 --> 01:01:31,942 Sweetie, is this a good hand? 1326 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:33,735 Just fold, baby. 1327 01:01:33,819 --> 01:01:34,903 I'm staying in. 1328 01:01:36,113 --> 01:01:37,364 Fine, I call. 1329 01:01:37,447 --> 01:01:39,616 I raise. Come on! 1330 01:01:39,700 --> 01:01:41,535 Olivia: So, how do you like being married 1331 01:01:41,618 --> 01:01:42,578 to my gay brother? 1332 01:01:42,661 --> 01:01:43,620 She fucking loves it. 1333 01:01:43,704 --> 01:01:46,456 Alison: I love being married. Do you love being married? 1334 01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:48,208 Yeah. Yeah, actually, I do. 1335 01:01:48,292 --> 01:01:49,585 You better love it. 1336 01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:52,504 How about you? You got a boyfriend? 1337 01:01:52,588 --> 01:01:55,132 Well, actually, There's this one guy. 1338 01:01:55,215 --> 01:01:56,175 Yeah, he's really cute. 1339 01:01:56,258 --> 01:01:58,927 I really like him, but I don't -- I don't know. 1340 01:01:59,303 --> 01:02:00,679 What don't you know? Come on. 1341 01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:02,598 Well, he's way older. 1342 01:02:02,681 --> 01:02:04,349 Oh, no. I know. Right? 1343 01:02:05,642 --> 01:02:08,103 And -- but he also is kind of dating someone, 1344 01:02:08,187 --> 01:02:10,814 and he totally had sex with my best friend. 1345 01:02:10,898 --> 01:02:11,857 Oh, my god. 1346 01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:13,483 Luke: Best friends having sex? 1347 01:02:13,567 --> 01:02:15,944 Not your best friend anymore. 1348 01:02:16,862 --> 01:02:17,946 Whatever. 1349 01:02:18,030 --> 01:02:20,574 You know, I think this guy sounds like bad news -- 1350 01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:21,950 like, real bad news. 1351 01:02:22,492 --> 01:02:24,453 Yeah, I know, but the thing is 1352 01:02:24,536 --> 01:02:25,621 that I've just liked him forever. 1353 01:02:25,704 --> 01:02:27,122 And not only is he a hot kisser, 1354 01:02:27,206 --> 01:02:28,916 but he has a Jesus penis, 1355 01:02:28,999 --> 01:02:30,042 and you know what that means. 1356 01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:32,419 Okay! Jesus penis? You know what that means! 1357 01:02:32,794 --> 01:02:34,630 what does "a Jesus penis" mean? 1358 01:02:34,713 --> 01:02:37,424 Oh, you know, it's perfect, it's large. 1359 01:02:37,966 --> 01:02:39,176 [laughter] 1360 01:02:39,259 --> 01:02:40,219 conversation's over. 1361 01:02:40,302 --> 01:02:42,721 Let's play poker --the reason we came here. 1362 01:02:42,804 --> 01:02:44,806 I'll, uh -- I'll raise. 1363 01:02:45,516 --> 01:02:47,893 And I will, uh, call. 1364 01:02:48,977 --> 01:02:51,688 Yeah, I-I think you might be able to do a little better. 1365 01:02:51,772 --> 01:02:53,398 Just sounds like he's a little immature. 1366 01:02:53,482 --> 01:02:55,734 I don't think it sounds like he's immature at all. 1367 01:02:55,817 --> 01:02:57,361 He's apparently got a legendary penis. 1368 01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,530 [laughter] I say, go for it. 1369 01:02:59,613 --> 01:03:01,156 I mean, he sounds like a fucking stud. 1370 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,075 Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. 1371 01:03:03,158 --> 01:03:04,368 Luke: Could you guys fucking shut up? 1372 01:03:04,451 --> 01:03:05,452 The more I hear about this, 1373 01:03:05,536 --> 01:03:06,787 it's making me sick to my stomach. 1374 01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,080 [smooching] Go get another beer. 1375 01:03:08,163 --> 01:03:10,415 Yes! Thank you. 1376 01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:13,043 Olivia, you're only Young once, all right? 1377 01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:15,462 Go get on that penis. 1378 01:03:15,546 --> 01:03:16,630 No, no, no, no, no. 1379 01:03:16,713 --> 01:03:18,507 Honey, honey, good things come to those who wait. 1380 01:03:18,590 --> 01:03:19,550 I promise you. 1381 01:03:19,633 --> 01:03:21,134 I mean, look at you and Samantha. 1382 01:03:21,218 --> 01:03:22,719 You guys are, like, the perfect couple. 1383 01:03:22,803 --> 01:03:25,013 You look cute and successful and in love. 1384 01:03:25,430 --> 01:03:26,890 Can we just play poker, please? 1385 01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:29,768 Well, I don't understand why you don't just propose to her. 1386 01:03:29,852 --> 01:03:30,894 It's easy. 1387 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:33,355 Yeah, why don't you marry Sam, Mason? 1388 01:03:35,357 --> 01:03:36,650 Poker, poker, poker. 1389 01:03:36,733 --> 01:03:38,443 All right, is anybody still playing this game? 1390 01:03:38,527 --> 01:03:40,070 Look, all-in. 1391 01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:42,447 Luke: All-in? All-in, bitches. 1392 01:03:42,781 --> 01:03:45,659 Oh, bitches? Uh, I'll go all-in. 1393 01:03:46,201 --> 01:03:47,744 Nice. [clicks tongue] 1394 01:03:47,828 --> 01:03:48,829 [chuckles] 1395 01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:50,038 What are you gonna do, man? 1396 01:03:51,290 --> 01:03:52,291 [chuckles] 1397 01:03:54,710 --> 01:03:56,712 [retching] 1398 01:03:58,547 --> 01:03:59,840 [door slams] 1399 01:03:59,923 --> 01:04:01,717 [breathing heavily] 1400 01:04:02,968 --> 01:04:03,969 Sorry. 1401 01:04:05,888 --> 01:04:07,556 When are you planning on telling him? 1402 01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:11,101 When I have time to. 1403 01:04:11,185 --> 01:04:12,895 There's always something going on. 1404 01:04:12,978 --> 01:04:14,771 God damn it. You have to tell him. 1405 01:04:15,314 --> 01:04:16,440 And you have to tell your sister. 1406 01:04:16,899 --> 01:04:19,735 And you got to stop lying to the people who care about you. 1407 01:04:21,278 --> 01:04:23,280 It isn't lying if you just don't mention it. 1408 01:04:24,573 --> 01:04:26,825 That is so fucking cruel, Sam. 1409 01:04:34,374 --> 01:04:36,752 Look, when I saw you at the wedding... 1410 01:04:38,754 --> 01:04:42,758 And spent the night together, and I kept seeing you, 1411 01:04:43,217 --> 01:04:44,510 I had to deal with the fact 1412 01:04:44,593 --> 01:04:45,594 that you were in this 1413 01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:47,012 weird relationship. 1414 01:04:48,263 --> 01:04:50,557 But the reason that I stayed with you 1415 01:04:50,641 --> 01:04:52,935 is because you were so open and honest 1416 01:04:53,519 --> 01:04:55,229 and you made me feel so alive. 1417 01:04:55,312 --> 01:04:58,065 That's why I've been trying to make this work. 1418 01:05:01,026 --> 01:05:02,361 I care about you. 1419 01:05:06,949 --> 01:05:08,033 I love you. 1420 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:23,841 [sniffles] 1421 01:05:23,924 --> 01:05:25,801 [crying] I'm sorry for putting you through all this. 1422 01:05:26,844 --> 01:05:28,095 It's okay. 1423 01:05:29,054 --> 01:05:30,597 I don't know what I'm doing. 1424 01:05:32,766 --> 01:05:33,767 [sniffles] 1425 01:05:36,770 --> 01:05:39,356 [down-tempo blues playing] 1426 01:05:39,731 --> 01:05:42,109 I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. 1427 01:05:42,651 --> 01:05:43,694 [sighs] 1428 01:05:43,777 --> 01:05:45,529 What did you think I would say? 1429 01:05:46,905 --> 01:05:48,031 [sighs] 1430 01:05:48,115 --> 01:05:49,116 I don't know. 1431 01:05:51,326 --> 01:05:53,787 Were you afraid I would judge you? 1432 01:05:56,081 --> 01:05:58,709 I just wanted you to keep looking up to me and... 1433 01:06:01,295 --> 01:06:02,296 [sniffles] 1434 01:06:03,338 --> 01:06:05,257 You were always the level-headed one, Sam -- 1435 01:06:06,508 --> 01:06:08,510 The one who always thought everything through. 1436 01:06:09,011 --> 01:06:10,596 I'm the one who rushed into marriage with Luke 1437 01:06:10,679 --> 01:06:12,181 when everyone told me to wait. 1438 01:06:14,558 --> 01:06:17,186 I'm the one everyone thought would have the first kid. 1439 01:06:18,604 --> 01:06:19,605 [chuckles] 1440 01:06:19,980 --> 01:06:22,482 God, maybe you were just jealous of me all along. 1441 01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:24,985 [both laugh, sniffle] 1442 01:06:25,068 --> 01:06:26,111 [sighs] 1443 01:06:27,654 --> 01:06:29,531 Sammy? Hmm? 1444 01:06:30,282 --> 01:06:32,242 Are you really sure you want to go through with this? 1445 01:06:34,703 --> 01:06:35,704 I don't know. 1446 01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:37,915 Can I even have a baby right now? 1447 01:06:37,998 --> 01:06:40,834 I want to start a business. My life would be over. 1448 01:06:41,335 --> 01:06:42,336 [sniffles] 1449 01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,630 The best would be Christmas. 1450 01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:46,256 [laughs] 1451 01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:48,967 You bring you two boyfriends and your baby to dinner, 1452 01:06:49,051 --> 01:06:51,470 and, um, and mom will start preaching 1453 01:06:51,553 --> 01:06:52,930 about the importance of family values. 1454 01:06:53,013 --> 01:06:54,014 [both laugh] 1455 01:06:56,183 --> 01:06:57,893 Oh, my god. Can you imagine? 1456 01:06:58,227 --> 01:06:59,520 Ohh! 1457 01:07:01,563 --> 01:07:02,564 [sighs] 1458 01:07:03,774 --> 01:07:05,108 So, how are you gonna tell Mason? 1459 01:07:08,237 --> 01:07:09,279 I don't know. 1460 01:07:10,989 --> 01:07:12,950 We used to be able to tell each other everything, 1461 01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:15,410 and now there's just something between us. 1462 01:07:15,786 --> 01:07:17,454 Well, you're in love with somebody else. 1463 01:07:20,165 --> 01:07:22,084 I'm still in love with Mason. 1464 01:07:23,085 --> 01:07:24,962 Then why can't you just talk to him? 1465 01:07:26,755 --> 01:07:28,340 Because I know what he would say. 1466 01:07:28,423 --> 01:07:29,591 He doesn't want kids. 1467 01:07:29,675 --> 01:07:30,884 What if it's not his? 1468 01:07:35,055 --> 01:07:36,640 I just don't want to hurt him. 1469 01:07:39,101 --> 01:07:40,143 Just spit it out. 1470 01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:42,062 Do it like a band-aid. 1471 01:07:42,145 --> 01:07:43,689 He's a big boy. He can take it. 1472 01:07:45,482 --> 01:07:46,567 It's harder than that. 1473 01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:50,696 Sometimes the hardest thing to do is the right thing. 1474 01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:55,701 [both laugh] 1475 01:07:56,451 --> 01:07:58,036 Don't look at me like that. 1476 01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:00,789 Thanks, Dr. Phil. 1477 01:08:00,873 --> 01:08:01,999 Shut up. 1478 01:08:02,082 --> 01:08:04,626 Have some more pie. I think you need some more pie. 1479 01:08:04,710 --> 01:08:06,837 Come on. [laughs] 1480 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,677 Luke: This is --she's right in front of me. 1481 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:14,928 I got to go. 1482 01:08:15,012 --> 01:08:16,013 Okay, bye. 1483 01:08:17,014 --> 01:08:18,015 Sam? 1484 01:08:18,557 --> 01:08:20,392 Jesus fucking christ. 1485 01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:22,436 I just got off the phone with Ali. 1486 01:08:22,519 --> 01:08:23,645 That was quick. 1487 01:08:23,729 --> 01:08:24,855 I'm just so happy I don't have to 1488 01:08:24,938 --> 01:08:26,190 keep you guys a secret from her anymore. 1489 01:08:26,273 --> 01:08:27,524 That shit was driving me crazy. 1490 01:08:28,233 --> 01:08:29,568 Seriously, listen. Listen. 1491 01:08:29,651 --> 01:08:32,070 If you guys need anything, you let me know. 1492 01:08:32,487 --> 01:08:33,488 Okay? 1493 01:08:33,822 --> 01:08:34,823 [sniffles] 1494 01:08:35,657 --> 01:08:36,992 [chuckles] I'd make an awesome uncle. 1495 01:08:38,243 --> 01:08:39,244 [chuckles] 1496 01:08:41,288 --> 01:08:43,498 Thank you. No problem, kiddo. 1497 01:08:43,582 --> 01:08:45,751 Well, now I should tell you, 1498 01:08:45,834 --> 01:08:47,085 the publisher loved Mason's book, 1499 01:08:47,169 --> 01:08:49,046 thinks it's gonna be huge. Are you serious? 1500 01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:50,380 Yeah. So I'm gonna go in and tell him. 1501 01:08:50,464 --> 01:08:51,423 That's great. 1502 01:08:51,507 --> 01:08:52,549 [chuckling] I know. 1503 01:08:53,175 --> 01:08:55,010 What the fuck?! Mason: Calm down! 1504 01:08:55,093 --> 01:08:57,262 Olivia: Luke, stop it! Luke, stop it! 1505 01:08:57,346 --> 01:08:58,597 Leave him alone! 1506 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,390 Stop! Stop it! Stop it! 1507 01:09:01,725 --> 01:09:03,393 Luke, stop! Stop it! 1508 01:09:03,477 --> 01:09:04,603 Fuck you! Get off! 1509 01:09:05,103 --> 01:09:07,105 Luke: [breathing heavily] 1510 01:09:08,815 --> 01:09:11,527 Get your fucking clothes on! Get your fucking clothes on. 1511 01:09:12,319 --> 01:09:14,321 How the fuck could you do this? 1512 01:09:14,404 --> 01:09:15,572 You two are fucking sick! 1513 01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:18,158 Treating people like toys? 1514 01:09:19,535 --> 01:09:21,495 Hey, asshole, you fucking leave my sister alone, 1515 01:09:21,578 --> 01:09:22,996 or I will fucking kill you. 1516 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,164 Go. Go. 1517 01:09:24,248 --> 01:09:26,208 Ow! Luke, stop! You're hurting me! 1518 01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,252 How could you bring a child into this shit?! 1519 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,546 Shut up. What are you talking about? 1520 01:09:32,297 --> 01:09:33,382 He doesn't know? 1521 01:09:33,465 --> 01:09:34,675 Get out. 1522 01:09:34,758 --> 01:09:36,176 She's pregnant, asshole. 1523 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:38,053 Maybe if you talked to her instead of 1524 01:09:38,136 --> 01:09:39,638 fucking my sister -- Get out! 1525 01:09:43,892 --> 01:09:44,852 Let's go. 1526 01:09:44,935 --> 01:09:46,228 Ow! Fuck, Luke. 1527 01:09:49,565 --> 01:09:50,649 [breathing heavily] 1528 01:09:51,692 --> 01:09:53,652 It's okay. [groaning] 1529 01:09:58,991 --> 01:09:59,992 Get up. 1530 01:10:03,579 --> 01:10:04,705 Should have hit him back. 1531 01:10:05,873 --> 01:10:07,916 Oh, you know that wouldn't have solved anything. 1532 01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:10,836 [fist strikes wall] Fuck! ow. 1533 01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,506 Hold this. 1534 01:10:20,971 --> 01:10:22,639 Why didn't you just tell me? 1535 01:10:22,723 --> 01:10:24,725 [water running] 1536 01:10:25,726 --> 01:10:28,061 Why didn't you just tell me about you and Olivia? 1537 01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:34,109 I know you guys have been 1538 01:10:34,193 --> 01:10:35,194 sleeping together for weeks. 1539 01:10:35,277 --> 01:10:36,361 Why wouldn't you just tell me? 1540 01:10:38,822 --> 01:10:40,782 Who else knows? About Olivia? 1541 01:10:40,866 --> 01:10:42,993 No, about your fucking kid! What do you think? 1542 01:10:45,621 --> 01:10:46,872 Alison... 1543 01:10:48,707 --> 01:10:49,875 Ja-- James. 1544 01:10:50,709 --> 01:10:53,420 Oh, Jesus christ, I'm gonna be fucking sick. 1545 01:10:54,546 --> 01:10:56,882 Whose is it? Is it his? 1546 01:10:57,216 --> 01:10:58,717 You know, that's fucking awesome. 1547 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,720 You're always giving me shit about using protection! 1548 01:11:01,803 --> 01:11:03,722 You're such a hypocrite! Oh, that makes two of us! 1549 01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:06,600 No, I'm not fucking pregnant! I don't want a kid! 1550 01:11:06,683 --> 01:11:07,684 I never did! 1551 01:11:08,018 --> 01:11:09,728 I don't want a kid either. 1552 01:11:09,811 --> 01:11:11,271 Yeah, for all I know, this is 1553 01:11:11,939 --> 01:11:13,857 exactly what you've always wanted. 1554 01:11:13,941 --> 01:11:15,984 You are such an asshole! 1555 01:11:24,201 --> 01:11:27,496 I really screwed things up with Luke, didn't I? 1556 01:11:36,129 --> 01:11:37,381 You're in love with him, aren't you? 1557 01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:39,800 Yeah. Yeah. 1558 01:11:41,051 --> 01:11:42,219 I think I am. 1559 01:11:46,056 --> 01:11:47,724 Oh, don't tell me you're jealous. 1560 01:11:47,808 --> 01:11:49,518 Oh, I'm not. I'm not jealous. 1561 01:11:49,601 --> 01:11:51,103 Then why can't we talk anymore? 1562 01:11:51,186 --> 01:11:52,312 Because I don't want to talk! 1563 01:11:52,396 --> 01:11:53,438 [fist strikes wall] 1564 01:11:53,814 --> 01:11:55,274 You're such a fucking child. 1565 01:11:55,357 --> 01:11:56,900 You're such a fucking child! 1566 01:11:56,984 --> 01:11:57,985 Fuck you. 1567 01:11:58,402 --> 01:12:00,279 Fuck you! 1568 01:12:04,449 --> 01:12:05,701 Katherine: Okay, here's my plan. 1569 01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:08,537 A big fucking push -- 1570 01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:12,541 50 cities, TV appearances, "Leno," "Letterman," 1571 01:12:12,624 --> 01:12:14,960 and I think I can get you on "Oprah." 1572 01:12:15,335 --> 01:12:17,421 Sounds good? Sounds good. 1573 01:12:17,504 --> 01:12:20,048 Yeah, it sounds good! It sounds fucking great! 1574 01:12:20,132 --> 01:12:22,134 But you've got to come to L.A., darling, 1575 01:12:22,217 --> 01:12:25,387 even though you are probably the King of this town, 1576 01:12:25,470 --> 01:12:26,430 aren't you? 1577 01:12:26,513 --> 01:12:29,057 Yeah. So many gorgeous girls. 1578 01:12:29,141 --> 01:12:30,309 God, look at you two, 1579 01:12:30,392 --> 01:12:32,769 so cute, all dressed up like real men. 1580 01:12:33,312 --> 01:12:34,479 My son Keaton is about your age. 1581 01:12:34,563 --> 01:12:36,565 I can't get him to tie his fucking shoes, 1582 01:12:36,648 --> 01:12:37,608 much less 1583 01:12:37,691 --> 01:12:40,110 write a book or manage or whatever you do. 1584 01:12:40,569 --> 01:12:42,362 I don't know. He just can't settle down. 1585 01:12:42,863 --> 01:12:44,698 I guess life's just a shitload of fun 1586 01:12:44,781 --> 01:12:46,158 when you're up to your neck in poontang. 1587 01:12:46,241 --> 01:12:47,242 [laughs] 1588 01:12:47,993 --> 01:12:49,620 Okay, we've got work to do, darling. 1589 01:12:49,703 --> 01:12:50,829 Why don't you have your undertaker 1590 01:12:50,913 --> 01:12:52,998 go down to the lobby for a few minutes? 1591 01:12:53,081 --> 01:12:54,082 We'll need our privacy. 1592 01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:56,460 Katherine. Pleasure, as always. 1593 01:12:56,543 --> 01:12:57,544 Till next time. 1594 01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:01,089 What is his fucking problem? Geesh. 1595 01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:04,593 Katherine, I got to go. I'm sorry. 1596 01:13:04,676 --> 01:13:05,677 I'll be --I'll be back. 1597 01:13:06,136 --> 01:13:07,471 Do not keep me waiting. 1598 01:13:07,554 --> 01:13:08,555 Okay. 1599 01:13:09,181 --> 01:13:10,849 Okay. See ya. 1600 01:13:16,146 --> 01:13:17,105 Luke, come on! 1601 01:13:17,189 --> 01:13:18,190 Hold up! 1602 01:13:18,815 --> 01:13:19,775 Give me a second. 1603 01:13:19,858 --> 01:13:21,109 Soon as this fucking deal goes through, 1604 01:13:21,193 --> 01:13:24,780 I'm no longer your manager. Bullshit. 1605 01:13:24,863 --> 01:13:27,783 I can't fucking work with you anymore. 1606 01:13:28,242 --> 01:13:30,369 I can't be friends with you anymore. That's it. 1607 01:13:30,786 --> 01:13:32,704 All right. I said I was sorry. I apologized. 1608 01:13:33,288 --> 01:13:34,248 I fucked up. 1609 01:13:34,331 --> 01:13:35,332 What do you want me to say? 1610 01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:36,416 I don't fucking believe you. 1611 01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:38,293 I can't trust you. 1612 01:13:38,377 --> 01:13:39,419 I'm done. 1613 01:13:39,503 --> 01:13:41,547 Olivia's an adult, okay? She knows what she's getting 1614 01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:43,966 shut your fucking -- just shut your fucking mouth. 1615 01:13:44,049 --> 01:13:45,050 Don't... 1616 01:13:49,471 --> 01:13:51,014 God damn it, why'd you fucking do it? 1617 01:13:52,224 --> 01:13:53,851 Of all the people in the world you could've fucked 1618 01:13:53,934 --> 01:13:55,644 around with, my little sister? 1619 01:13:56,812 --> 01:13:58,021 You -- [scoffs] 1620 01:13:58,105 --> 01:13:59,273 What the fuck were you thinking? 1621 01:13:59,356 --> 01:14:00,482 We were bros. 1622 01:14:00,566 --> 01:14:02,192 You were my best fucking friend. We're still bros. 1623 01:14:02,276 --> 01:14:03,861 We're fucking not. 1624 01:14:05,821 --> 01:14:07,155 I lied for you. 1625 01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:09,658 I lied to my wife for you, 1626 01:14:09,741 --> 01:14:11,326 and this is how you fucking repay me? 1627 01:14:12,244 --> 01:14:14,204 I know Olivia only fucked you to get at me, 1628 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,748 but it doesn't change the fact that you still did it. 1629 01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:19,626 You're not a good guy, man. 1630 01:14:22,129 --> 01:14:23,130 You're not. 1631 01:14:23,714 --> 01:14:24,715 You use people. 1632 01:14:25,299 --> 01:14:28,427 You exploit their lives for your trashy novels. 1633 01:14:28,510 --> 01:14:29,928 I used to think I was doing you a favor, 1634 01:14:30,012 --> 01:14:31,096 helping you sell that shit, 1635 01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:32,848 but it turns out you were just using me 1636 01:14:32,931 --> 01:14:34,349 like you fucking use everyone. 1637 01:14:34,433 --> 01:14:35,893 That is not true. 1638 01:14:35,976 --> 01:14:37,853 Ali told me the only reason Sam stays with you 1639 01:14:37,936 --> 01:14:38,937 is out of pity. 1640 01:14:41,190 --> 01:14:42,733 You know that? Fuck you. 1641 01:14:43,525 --> 01:14:44,735 You're like a charity case for her. 1642 01:14:44,818 --> 01:14:46,236 [chuckles] 1643 01:14:48,113 --> 01:14:50,282 Who else would stay with such an ineffectual fuck? 1644 01:14:52,576 --> 01:14:54,411 You don't even have the balls to commit 1645 01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:56,580 to the one person who can tolerate you. 1646 01:14:59,958 --> 01:15:02,252 Better get back. Don't want to miss your date. 1647 01:15:03,545 --> 01:15:05,464 Have a lonely fucking life, man. 1648 01:15:23,607 --> 01:15:26,360 ♪ I know I haven't been walkin' a humble path ♪ 1649 01:15:26,443 --> 01:15:29,154 ♪ I know I cursed at your name and then laughed ♪ 1650 01:15:29,238 --> 01:15:31,740 ♪ and though I found it inane to bend calf ♪ 1651 01:15:31,823 --> 01:15:34,576 ♪ the servitude of grovelin' framed as playin' task ♪ 1652 01:15:35,244 --> 01:15:37,579 ♪ I gotta figure, it can't hurt to ask ♪ 1653 01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:40,707 ♪ suspension of disbelieving uniquely freak flash ♪ 1654 01:15:40,791 --> 01:15:43,126 ♪ admission of the faithfully shaken, now trapped ♪ 1655 01:15:43,669 --> 01:15:46,129 ♪ 30,000 and droppin', it's on and poppin' at last ♪ 1656 01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:49,466 ♪ keep me in the sky, that's all that I cry ♪ 1657 01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:51,885 ♪ I'll become your servant if it's worth your time ♪ 1658 01:15:52,594 --> 01:15:54,596 ♪ keep me in the sky, that's all that I'll say ♪ 1659 01:15:55,055 --> 01:15:57,558 ♪ I'll become your soldier at least for this day ♪ 1660 01:15:58,183 --> 01:16:00,602 ♪ keep me in the sky, that's all that I cry ♪ 1661 01:16:01,311 --> 01:16:03,397 ♪ I'll become your servant if it's worth your time ♪ 1662 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:06,066 ♪ keep me in the sky, that's all that I'll say ♪ 1663 01:16:06,525 --> 01:16:08,777 ♪ I'll become your soldier at least for this day ♪ 1664 01:16:09,194 --> 01:16:11,697 ♪ keep me in the sky, that's all that I cry ♪ 1665 01:16:12,030 --> 01:16:14,283 ♪ I'll become your servant if it's worth your time ♪ 1666 01:16:14,366 --> 01:16:17,077 Hey! What the fuck?! 1667 01:16:20,205 --> 01:16:23,208 [mid-tempo rock music playing] 1668 01:16:28,589 --> 01:16:29,590 Whoo! 1669 01:16:30,883 --> 01:16:31,925 Hey. 1670 01:16:32,342 --> 01:16:35,429 I got a good hit in. I landed a good punch. 1671 01:16:35,804 --> 01:16:36,847 [chuckles] 1672 01:16:36,930 --> 01:16:38,557 What were you thinking, Mason? 1673 01:16:38,932 --> 01:16:41,185 God, I've known Jeremy since kindergarten. 1674 01:16:41,894 --> 01:16:43,353 He's a fifth-degree black belt. 1675 01:16:43,437 --> 01:16:44,438 [laughs] 1676 01:16:45,606 --> 01:16:47,357 Why were you kissing him? 1677 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:48,942 Oh, I always hook up with Jeremy. 1678 01:16:49,026 --> 01:16:50,819 It doesn't mean anything. 1679 01:16:51,445 --> 01:16:52,821 Oh, my god. 1680 01:16:52,905 --> 01:16:54,907 Did you think you were, like, the only one? 1681 01:16:54,990 --> 01:16:55,949 Did you think we were, like, 1682 01:16:56,033 --> 01:16:57,367 "going steady" or something? 1683 01:16:57,951 --> 01:16:58,911 [laughs] 1684 01:16:58,994 --> 01:17:00,162 You don't know what you're doing. 1685 01:17:00,579 --> 01:17:02,497 Well, isn't this what you and Sam do -- 1686 01:17:02,581 --> 01:17:04,499 have fun, hook up with other people? 1687 01:17:05,334 --> 01:17:07,294 I can't believe you're jealous. 1688 01:17:07,878 --> 01:17:10,255 [laughing] What a fucking double standard. 1689 01:17:10,964 --> 01:17:11,924 Shut up. 1690 01:17:12,007 --> 01:17:14,343 My head is fucking killing me. 1691 01:17:14,801 --> 01:17:16,220 Stop laughing. Okay. 1692 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:18,347 Oh, god, Mason. 1693 01:17:19,389 --> 01:17:20,390 [sighs] 1694 01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:23,227 Luke swore he'd tell my parents 1695 01:17:23,310 --> 01:17:25,312 If he found out that we were still seeing each other. 1696 01:17:26,021 --> 01:17:27,606 I know my parents would freak out 1697 01:17:27,689 --> 01:17:28,690 and make me move back home. 1698 01:17:29,149 --> 01:17:31,693 Besides, my girls told me 1699 01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:33,237 that I shouldn't be seeing you anyway, 1700 01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,697 because you're gonna be a dad soon. 1701 01:17:36,448 --> 01:17:39,785 I mean, you can't have a girlfriend, a kid, and me. 1702 01:17:40,619 --> 01:17:42,955 Besides, that's kind of weird, dating a dad. 1703 01:17:43,413 --> 01:17:44,414 Uurgh... 1704 01:17:45,249 --> 01:17:46,375 I'll leave her. 1705 01:17:46,458 --> 01:17:49,002 I'll leave her for you. Oh, Jesus. 1706 01:17:49,086 --> 01:17:50,045 If that's what you want I will. 1707 01:17:50,128 --> 01:17:51,630 [laughing] Oh, mason, seriously. 1708 01:17:51,713 --> 01:17:54,383 You would be nothing without her. 1709 01:17:54,466 --> 01:17:56,051 But...I love you. 1710 01:17:56,134 --> 01:17:57,553 I love you, too, 1711 01:17:57,636 --> 01:18:00,138 but I'm not in love with you. 1712 01:18:00,514 --> 01:18:02,391 And I don't want a boyfriend. 1713 01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:09,064 Are you dumping me? 1714 01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:10,816 God, Mason, 1715 01:18:11,316 --> 01:18:13,694 Why do you have to be so serious all the time? 1716 01:18:14,152 --> 01:18:16,280 It's not like you could really call this dating. 1717 01:18:56,570 --> 01:18:58,572 [children laughing] 1718 01:18:59,281 --> 01:19:01,325 Sam: And the other day, I was in the park, 1719 01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:02,492 watching these kids play, 1720 01:19:02,576 --> 01:19:05,204 and I just started crying out of nowhere. 1721 01:19:06,121 --> 01:19:07,372 Can you believe that? 1722 01:19:08,790 --> 01:19:09,917 I never cry. 1723 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:11,835 What the hell is wrong with me? 1724 01:19:14,004 --> 01:19:16,590 You've got some crazy decisions to make. 1725 01:19:17,508 --> 01:19:18,509 [sighs] 1726 01:19:19,259 --> 01:19:21,261 why does life have to be so fucking complicated? 1727 01:19:22,012 --> 01:19:23,305 [European accent] Because sometimes love 1728 01:19:23,388 --> 01:19:24,848 just isn't enough. 1729 01:19:31,188 --> 01:19:32,314 You speak English? 1730 01:19:36,235 --> 01:19:41,990 ♪ my girl, my girl, don't lie to me ♪ 1731 01:19:42,741 --> 01:19:44,034 You all right, honey? 1732 01:19:45,285 --> 01:19:46,328 Could be better. 1733 01:19:47,329 --> 01:19:48,580 ♪ Come on, tell me, baby. ♪ 1734 01:19:49,081 --> 01:19:51,667 ♪ in the pines, in the pines ♪ 1735 01:19:52,251 --> 01:19:54,837 ♪ where the sun don't ever shine ♪ 1736 01:19:55,170 --> 01:19:59,550 ♪ I would shiver the whole night through ♪ Hey. 1737 01:19:59,633 --> 01:20:01,134 Thanks for coming. 1738 01:20:02,386 --> 01:20:05,055 Yeah. Seemed like something we should do. 1739 01:20:05,889 --> 01:20:06,849 So, this I uh-- 1740 01:20:06,932 --> 01:20:08,350 this is where we fight over the girl, huh? 1741 01:20:09,101 --> 01:20:11,019 What are you drinking? Mojito? 1742 01:20:11,353 --> 01:20:12,354 [chuckles] 1743 01:20:12,437 --> 01:20:13,605 Can we get some beers over here? 1744 01:20:13,689 --> 01:20:14,648 Woman: Yeah, be right over. 1745 01:20:14,731 --> 01:20:20,153 ♪ in the pines, where the sun don't ever shine ♪ 1746 01:20:20,237 --> 01:20:23,991 ♪ I would shiver the whole night through ♪ 1747 01:20:24,074 --> 01:20:25,033 She kept asking me out. 1748 01:20:25,117 --> 01:20:26,326 She asked me out 1749 01:20:27,327 --> 01:20:29,580 four or five times before I finally said yes. 1750 01:20:29,663 --> 01:20:31,415 Even though I was canceling on her, I had -- 1751 01:20:31,498 --> 01:20:32,708 I had plans, I was busy. 1752 01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:35,544 She's persistent, you know? 1753 01:20:36,253 --> 01:20:37,379 She's a persistent woman. 1754 01:20:37,462 --> 01:20:38,672 She Is. 1755 01:20:38,755 --> 01:20:40,215 Yeah, she's the kind of girl who -- 1756 01:20:40,299 --> 01:20:41,258 who knows what she wants 1757 01:20:41,341 --> 01:20:42,968 and doesn't stop till she's got it. 1758 01:20:43,051 --> 01:20:45,137 All right, guys, here you go -- couple of beers. 1759 01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:46,847 The shots are on me. 1760 01:20:47,264 --> 01:20:48,265 All right. 1761 01:20:48,599 --> 01:20:51,476 All right, here's to mason and his new book. 1762 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,061 Oh, thanks. 1763 01:20:53,145 --> 01:20:54,104 All right. 1764 01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:55,230 Mmm. 1765 01:20:55,314 --> 01:20:56,440 Whoo! Ouch. 1766 01:20:59,109 --> 01:21:01,195 I...love...women. 1767 01:21:01,278 --> 01:21:02,529 [chuckles] 1768 01:21:02,613 --> 01:21:03,614 you know? 1769 01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:05,449 I mean, not in the --not in the dirty way. 1770 01:21:05,532 --> 01:21:06,992 Well, that too, that too. 1771 01:21:07,075 --> 01:21:10,412 But I just -- I love --I love the way they look, 1772 01:21:10,996 --> 01:21:14,124 I love the way they talk, I love how they smell, 1773 01:21:14,958 --> 01:21:16,293 I love how they taste. 1774 01:21:17,878 --> 01:21:19,379 I love getting to know them, you know? 1775 01:21:19,463 --> 01:21:21,798 I do. I like trying to understand them, 1776 01:21:21,882 --> 01:21:23,592 because they're all so different. 1777 01:21:23,675 --> 01:21:24,676 Yeah, that's true. 1778 01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:25,719 Yeah, it is true. 1779 01:21:25,802 --> 01:21:27,638 It's fucking... 1780 01:21:27,721 --> 01:21:28,764 [sighs] 1781 01:21:29,348 --> 01:21:30,307 To women. 1782 01:21:30,390 --> 01:21:31,391 To women! 1783 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:35,312 All right! All right! Another round, another round. 1784 01:21:35,395 --> 01:21:37,564 Shots -- shots, and then I got a story. 1785 01:21:37,648 --> 01:21:38,649 All right. 1786 01:21:40,150 --> 01:21:41,401 You know what they call this guy? 1787 01:21:41,485 --> 01:21:43,111 Do you know why they call this guy "Boner Baxter"? 1788 01:21:43,195 --> 01:21:44,321 Aw, shit. [chuckles] 1789 01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:46,865 When this guy was in college, the middle of the night -- 1790 01:21:47,574 --> 01:21:48,909 No, no, if you're gonna tell it, 1791 01:21:48,992 --> 01:21:50,035 you got to tell it the right way. 1792 01:21:50,118 --> 01:21:51,954 I am telling it the right way, okay? 1793 01:21:52,037 --> 01:21:55,082 I'm a writer, all right? I'm an important writer. 1794 01:21:55,165 --> 01:21:56,166 Sit down! 1795 01:21:56,875 --> 01:21:58,752 So, fire alarm goes off, right? 1796 01:21:58,836 --> 01:22:00,754 And there are all these horny 1797 01:22:00,838 --> 01:22:03,006 --horny dudes ambling around, 1798 01:22:03,632 --> 01:22:05,717 you know, trying to get a look at these little girls 1799 01:22:05,801 --> 01:22:08,011 with their skimpy little pyjamas. 1800 01:22:08,762 --> 01:22:12,266 And smack-dab in the middle of this hormonal fray 1801 01:22:12,349 --> 01:22:14,601 is this one lone gunslinger 1802 01:22:14,685 --> 01:22:17,729 with this big, bulging fucking ramrod 1803 01:22:17,813 --> 01:22:20,774 just sticking out for all the world to see. 1804 01:22:21,149 --> 01:22:22,359 It wasn't -- I wasn't exposed. 1805 01:22:22,442 --> 01:22:23,861 It was -- I had silk boxers on, 1806 01:22:24,319 --> 01:22:25,946 and it's a natural occurrence. 1807 01:22:26,029 --> 01:22:28,949 Ladies and gentlemen ,the legend of boner Baxter! 1808 01:22:29,032 --> 01:22:30,659 It's a blessing and a curse. 1809 01:22:30,742 --> 01:22:32,244 You know --you know what your problem Is? 1810 01:22:32,327 --> 01:22:33,912 No. What? 1811 01:22:33,996 --> 01:22:34,955 You're so traditional. 1812 01:22:35,038 --> 01:22:37,291 You always do exactly what you think you're supposed to do. 1813 01:22:39,877 --> 01:22:41,545 Well, at least my life isn't scattered. 1814 01:22:42,171 --> 01:22:44,506 You will never really be in love, 1815 01:22:44,590 --> 01:22:48,218 because you will never be satisfied with anyone. 1816 01:22:48,677 --> 01:22:49,761 You want too much. 1817 01:22:49,845 --> 01:22:50,804 I bet -- I bet -- I bet 1818 01:22:50,888 --> 01:22:52,681 your plan is to be married by 30. 1819 01:22:52,764 --> 01:22:53,807 [chuckles] 1820 01:22:53,891 --> 01:22:54,892 Well, I used to think that -- 1821 01:22:54,975 --> 01:22:58,729 married at 30, mistress at 40, 1822 01:22:59,104 --> 01:23:01,940 Porsche at 50, retired at 60, and then -- 1823 01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:02,983 What a fucking life. 1824 01:23:03,066 --> 01:23:04,026 Cheers to that. 1825 01:23:04,109 --> 01:23:05,444 Woman: Cheers to that. 1826 01:23:06,570 --> 01:23:07,571 You know... 1827 01:23:08,989 --> 01:23:12,201 You are scared to death of marriage. 1828 01:23:12,868 --> 01:23:14,703 You feel trapped by it. 1829 01:23:14,786 --> 01:23:15,996 Mason: Whoa. Thank you, 1830 01:23:16,496 --> 01:23:18,415 Jesus, for coming into this room right now 1831 01:23:18,498 --> 01:23:20,709 and explaining my fucking life to me. 1832 01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:23,378 Who made you Sigmund fucking Freud, huh? 1833 01:23:23,462 --> 01:23:25,005 What -- how do you know anything about me? 1834 01:23:25,088 --> 01:23:27,549 When did -- when did the therapist walk into the bar? 1835 01:23:27,633 --> 01:23:28,592 I missed that. 1836 01:23:28,675 --> 01:23:31,053 Um, I think about three beers ago. 1837 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:32,095 Thank you. 1838 01:23:32,179 --> 01:23:33,680 I-I really appreciate that, man, 1839 01:23:33,764 --> 01:23:36,767 coming from, you know, wise James over here. 1840 01:23:36,850 --> 01:23:37,809 Jesus christ. 1841 01:23:37,893 --> 01:23:39,811 Yes. All of those names apply. 1842 01:23:40,270 --> 01:23:41,230 You're just -- 1843 01:23:41,313 --> 01:23:43,815 you're not very open-minded, is the problem. 1844 01:23:44,274 --> 01:23:48,070 You're right, but I... I am working on that. 1845 01:23:48,529 --> 01:23:49,780 Working on it? Yeah. 1846 01:23:49,863 --> 01:23:52,741 But you know what I am? I am a realist. 1847 01:23:53,283 --> 01:23:54,826 What does that even mean? 1848 01:23:54,910 --> 01:23:55,911 [chuckles] 1849 01:23:56,370 --> 01:23:59,998 It means that you live in fucking fantasyland. 1850 01:24:00,082 --> 01:24:01,083 Fantasyland? 1851 01:24:01,917 --> 01:24:03,710 What the fuck is fantasy-- 1852 01:24:03,794 --> 01:24:04,795 is that a strip club? 1853 01:24:05,420 --> 01:24:08,257 The life you live -- the life you are living 1854 01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:10,008 does not function in this society. 1855 01:24:10,092 --> 01:24:11,051 No. you're wrong. 1856 01:24:11,134 --> 01:24:12,970 You're wrong on this one. Am I right? 1857 01:24:13,345 --> 01:24:14,721 You guys are fucking assholes. 1858 01:24:14,805 --> 01:24:16,306 Guys just want to get laid. 1859 01:24:17,224 --> 01:24:19,268 No, see that's not always true. 1860 01:24:19,351 --> 01:24:20,477 [sarcastically] mm-hmm. 1861 01:24:21,895 --> 01:24:22,896 [sighs] 1862 01:24:23,689 --> 01:24:24,690 Because I love her. 1863 01:24:24,773 --> 01:24:26,024 I really do. 1864 01:24:27,442 --> 01:24:31,071 And this is fucking weird, because you're her boyfriend. 1865 01:24:31,405 --> 01:24:32,573 And I'm telling you this, 1866 01:24:32,656 --> 01:24:35,117 and we're not hitting each other. 1867 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:37,077 Yeah, well, I'm not so good in fights. 1868 01:24:37,995 --> 01:24:39,121 I got your back, Amigo. 1869 01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:40,205 [laughter] 1870 01:24:45,627 --> 01:24:47,713 So, what are we gonna do, Mason? 1871 01:24:51,008 --> 01:24:52,009 I don't know, man. 1872 01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,220 I got no fucking idea. 1873 01:25:09,776 --> 01:25:11,028 [footsteps] 1874 01:25:13,030 --> 01:25:14,031 Mason? 1875 01:25:15,616 --> 01:25:16,825 Are you here? 1876 01:25:22,581 --> 01:25:23,790 What are you doing? 1877 01:25:26,877 --> 01:25:27,836 [sighs] 1878 01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:28,921 [sniffles] 1879 01:25:29,963 --> 01:25:32,299 It was supposed to be you and me against the world, Sam. 1880 01:25:34,801 --> 01:25:35,761 What happened? 1881 01:25:35,844 --> 01:25:36,845 [sniffles] 1882 01:25:37,596 --> 01:25:39,264 What were you looking for? 1883 01:25:43,101 --> 01:25:44,811 I just... I love you so much. 1884 01:25:45,604 --> 01:25:47,022 [sniffles] I love you. 1885 01:25:48,398 --> 01:25:49,733 You're -- you're my everything. 1886 01:25:53,195 --> 01:25:54,321 I love you, too. 1887 01:25:58,450 --> 01:25:59,451 Marry me. 1888 01:26:15,968 --> 01:26:17,302 Oh, Mason. 1889 01:26:18,095 --> 01:26:20,097 I've had it for years. 1890 01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:21,598 I-I don't know why I never gave it to you. 1891 01:26:21,932 --> 01:26:23,934 I'm sorry. I just... 1892 01:26:26,687 --> 01:26:27,688 What do you say? 1893 01:26:29,523 --> 01:26:31,400 You know how I feel about marriage. 1894 01:26:32,109 --> 01:26:33,735 Yeah, well, you know how I feel about kids, 1895 01:26:33,819 --> 01:26:35,904 but I'm still here. [sniffles] 1896 01:26:36,572 --> 01:26:39,032 I just -- I want to make you happy. 1897 01:26:39,908 --> 01:26:42,077 I'm gonna quit drinking, okay? I promise. 1898 01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:43,996 A-and I'll never see her again. 1899 01:26:44,079 --> 01:26:45,330 I'll never see any of them again, 1900 01:26:45,414 --> 01:26:47,249 and you can -- you can see James if you want. 1901 01:26:47,332 --> 01:26:48,876 I don't care. Y-You can... 1902 01:26:51,253 --> 01:26:52,963 Please, can we start over? 1903 01:26:54,423 --> 01:26:55,382 [sniffles] 1904 01:26:55,465 --> 01:26:56,466 please? 1905 01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:00,804 Do you really want me to tell you the truth? 1906 01:27:09,229 --> 01:27:10,230 Um... 1907 01:27:13,317 --> 01:27:14,318 No. 1908 01:27:15,569 --> 01:27:16,987 No. [sniffles] 1909 01:27:18,989 --> 01:27:20,449 Okay. 1910 01:27:22,576 --> 01:27:24,286 Sure. We can get married. 1911 01:27:25,579 --> 01:27:27,289 [chuckling] And we can have a bed 1912 01:27:27,372 --> 01:27:31,251 that's big enough for you and me and James 1913 01:27:31,793 --> 01:27:33,212 and the baby. 1914 01:27:33,295 --> 01:27:36,006 And we can even throw Olivia in there if you want. 1915 01:27:37,466 --> 01:27:39,718 We'll all live happily ever after, 1916 01:27:40,427 --> 01:27:41,428 and it'll be fun. 1917 01:27:50,354 --> 01:27:52,648 It's not your kid, Mason. 1918 01:27:52,731 --> 01:27:53,982 [sighs] 1919 01:27:56,735 --> 01:27:57,736 It's his. 1920 01:28:01,990 --> 01:28:03,450 Are you relieved? 1921 01:28:05,410 --> 01:28:06,578 [sniffles] 1922 01:28:07,037 --> 01:28:08,080 Maybe. 1923 01:28:09,206 --> 01:28:10,374 I don't know. 1924 01:28:12,251 --> 01:28:14,795 I'm sorry. [sobbing] 1925 01:28:16,547 --> 01:28:17,798 I'm sorry. 1926 01:28:21,844 --> 01:28:22,886 I'm sorry. 1927 01:28:26,348 --> 01:28:27,349 [sniffles] 1928 01:28:36,108 --> 01:28:37,568 [sobbing] 1929 01:28:39,361 --> 01:28:40,529 [both sniffling] 1930 01:28:58,463 --> 01:28:59,464 [grunts] 1931 01:29:18,734 --> 01:29:20,194 [heavy breathing] 1932 01:29:23,780 --> 01:29:26,992 [moaning] 1933 01:29:28,577 --> 01:29:30,120 [sobbing] 1934 01:29:30,871 --> 01:29:32,831 [moaning] 1935 01:29:50,807 --> 01:29:52,809 [bell tolls] 1936 01:29:56,396 --> 01:29:58,524 Mason: "And that final night, as we lay together, 1937 01:29:58,607 --> 01:30:00,609 "I came to realize that she didn't need me anymore. 1938 01:30:01,735 --> 01:30:02,986 "I was the one that needed her, 1939 01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:04,988 the one that needed all of them. 1940 01:30:05,822 --> 01:30:07,157 "The next morning, she was gone, 1941 01:30:07,241 --> 01:30:09,993 "But her whiskey sweat and the stench of oiled leather 1942 01:30:10,077 --> 01:30:11,370 "Lingered for weeks. 1943 01:30:12,371 --> 01:30:14,581 "I never knew Lola emotionally, 1944 01:30:14,665 --> 01:30:16,083 "But at least I knew her physically. 1945 01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:18,836 And for a guy like me, I take what I can get." 1946 01:30:19,878 --> 01:30:20,879 Thanks, Doug, 1947 01:30:20,963 --> 01:30:23,882 for letting me read your inspired stories to the class. 1948 01:30:23,966 --> 01:30:25,801 I'm looking forward to reading everybody's papers. 1949 01:30:25,884 --> 01:30:27,010 If you haven't turned them in yet, 1950 01:30:27,094 --> 01:30:28,053 you can put them in my box 1951 01:30:28,136 --> 01:30:29,513 so I can get to them by the midterm. 1952 01:30:29,847 --> 01:30:30,848 Okay. 1953 01:30:39,606 --> 01:30:41,733 Your lecture was really great, Mason. 1954 01:30:42,150 --> 01:30:43,151 Thanks, Jenni. 1955 01:30:44,027 --> 01:30:45,571 A bunch of us are going to the gaslight later 1956 01:30:45,654 --> 01:30:46,655 if you want to grab a beer. 1957 01:30:49,408 --> 01:30:52,244 Some other time. I-I got work to do. 1958 01:30:53,620 --> 01:30:54,663 All right. 1959 01:30:54,997 --> 01:30:56,039 We'll miss you. 1960 01:31:15,601 --> 01:31:18,812 ♪ and it's not my place to speak of these things ♪ 1961 01:31:19,688 --> 01:31:22,733 ♪ I know it's bad luck and curses it brings ♪ 1962 01:31:23,650 --> 01:31:26,904 ♪ but it's impossible for me to avoid ♪ 1963 01:31:27,779 --> 01:31:30,991 ♪ or let your love I think I have destroyed ♪ 1964 01:31:32,492 --> 01:31:35,787 ♪ and I really should just let it go ♪ 1965 01:31:36,622 --> 01:31:39,833 ♪ it's clearly out of my control ♪ 1966 01:31:40,751 --> 01:31:44,171 ♪ I should be cold, I should be detached ♪ 1967 01:31:44,254 --> 01:31:48,425 ♪ oh, but you would never fall for that ♪ 1968 01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:25,087 ♪ are you still in love with the sound of your voice? ♪ 1969 01:32:25,879 --> 01:32:28,966 ♪ it floats all around above all the noise ♪ 1970 01:32:29,049 --> 01:32:32,970 ♪ and then it grows fingers and scratches my skin ♪ 1971 01:32:33,762 --> 01:32:37,057 ♪ and plucks my heartstrings till I let you in ♪ 1972 01:32:37,641 --> 01:32:41,436 ♪ and all is forgotten when nothing's forgiven ♪ 1973 01:32:41,770 --> 01:32:45,524 ♪ I know what you're holding, I know where it's hidden ♪ 1974 01:32:45,858 --> 01:32:48,861 ♪ somewhere back in a memory ♪ 1975 01:32:49,820 --> 01:32:53,282 ♪ is a younger hidden version of me ♪ 1976 01:32:53,907 --> 01:32:57,286 ♪ that's the message I want to transmit ♪ 1977 01:32:58,203 --> 01:33:01,874 ♪ that's the word I want you to go home with ♪ 1978 01:33:58,931 --> 01:34:02,893 ♪ all is forgotten when nothing's forgiven ♪ 1979 01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:07,064 ♪ I know what you're holding, I know where it's hidden ♪ 1980 01:34:07,147 --> 01:34:10,526 ♪ somewhere back in a memory ♪ 1981 01:34:10,609 --> 01:34:14,905 ♪ is a younger hidden version of me ♪ 1982 01:34:15,322 --> 01:34:19,034 ♪ that's the message I want to transmit ♪ 1983 01:34:19,117 --> 01:34:23,705 ♪ that's the word I want you to go home with ♪♪ 1984 01:34:41,723 --> 01:34:44,685 man: [European accent] ♪ Hey, ladies, congratulations ♪ 1985 01:34:45,310 --> 01:34:46,979 ♪ your search complete ♪ 1986 01:34:47,479 --> 01:34:49,273 ♪ Viklas is here ♪ 1987 01:34:50,899 --> 01:34:52,568 ♪ we have time to dance ♪ 1988 01:34:53,694 --> 01:34:55,195 ♪ check your watches ♪ 1989 01:34:56,822 --> 01:34:58,198 ♪ let all hair down ♪ 1990 01:34:59,575 --> 01:35:00,951 ♪ we are in club ♪ 1991 01:35:01,410 --> 01:35:02,494 ♪ yeah ♪ 1992 01:35:03,537 --> 01:35:07,666 ♪ hey, girls, you might recognize me from your dreams 1993 01:35:08,083 --> 01:35:11,086 ♪ I want to buy you a big car that is silver ♪ 1994 01:35:11,670 --> 01:35:13,755 ♪ relax ♪ 1995 01:35:13,839 --> 01:35:15,757 I have something to tell you. 1996 01:35:16,300 --> 01:35:17,968 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 1997 01:35:18,343 --> 01:35:19,928 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 1998 01:35:20,387 --> 01:35:22,764 ♪ I'm so good at sex with you♪ 1999 01:35:24,057 --> 01:35:26,226 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2000 01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:27,936 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2001 01:35:28,395 --> 01:35:30,647 ♪ I'm so good at sex with you♪ 2002 01:35:30,981 --> 01:35:33,692 [whistle blows] 2003 01:35:33,775 --> 01:35:35,235 ♪ yeah ♪ 2004 01:35:35,903 --> 01:35:37,321 ♪ ooh! ♪ 2005 01:35:37,821 --> 01:35:39,615 ♪ if not broke, don't fix ♪ 2006 01:35:40,908 --> 01:35:42,784 ♪ oh, so sexy ♪ 2007 01:35:43,452 --> 01:35:46,038 ♪ girl, don't deny what is you want ♪ 2008 01:35:47,915 --> 01:35:50,167 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2009 01:35:50,250 --> 01:35:51,877 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2010 01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:55,839 ♪ I'm so good at sex with you♪ 2011 01:35:55,923 --> 01:35:58,008 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2012 01:35:58,091 --> 01:35:59,760 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2013 01:35:59,843 --> 01:36:02,721 ♪ I'm so good at sex with you♪ 2014 01:36:02,804 --> 01:36:05,557 [whistle blows] 2015 01:36:05,641 --> 01:36:07,851 ♪ unh ♪ 2016 01:36:07,935 --> 01:36:09,770 ♪ yeah ♪ 2017 01:36:09,853 --> 01:36:12,314 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 2018 01:36:12,397 --> 01:36:15,234 ♪ American lady love to dance♪ 2019 01:36:16,902 --> 01:36:18,278 ♪ take my hand, ladies ♪ 2020 01:36:18,862 --> 01:36:20,072 ♪ romance ♪ 2021 01:36:21,823 --> 01:36:23,951 ♪ well, well, well, well ♪ 2022 01:36:24,034 --> 01:36:25,786 ♪ look at what I hear ♪ 2023 01:36:26,578 --> 01:36:29,456 ♪ girls stressed from all week work? ♪ 2024 01:36:30,457 --> 01:36:31,834 ♪ cubicles? ♪ 2025 01:36:32,543 --> 01:36:34,545 ♪ water cooler? ♪ 2026 01:36:34,628 --> 01:36:37,172 ♪ maybe come and party ♪ 2027 01:36:37,256 --> 01:36:39,716 ♪ physical fitness ♪ 2028 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,135 ♪ take ride in escalade ♪ 2029 01:36:42,219 --> 01:36:45,347 ♪ take you to my apartment mansion top♪ 2030 01:36:45,430 --> 01:36:50,853 ♪ feel leather jacket, then, I show you my secret ♪ 2031 01:36:51,854 --> 01:36:53,981 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2032 01:36:54,064 --> 01:36:55,732 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2033 01:36:55,816 --> 01:36:58,485 ♪ I'm so good at sex with you♪ 2034 01:36:58,569 --> 01:37:00,279 [whistle blows] 2035 01:37:00,362 --> 01:37:02,114 ♪ dance, dance, romance ♪ 2036 01:37:02,197 --> 01:37:04,116 ♪ just give Viklas a chance ♪ 2037 01:37:04,199 --> 01:37:05,868 ♪ dance, dance, romance ♪ 2038 01:37:05,951 --> 01:37:08,620 ♪ let Viklas into your pants ♪ 2039 01:37:08,704 --> 01:37:11,790 ♪ go ahead, feel no regret ♪ 2040 01:37:11,874 --> 01:37:13,792 ♪ tell your friends ♪ 2041 01:37:13,876 --> 01:37:16,503 ♪ have them come see me ♪ 2042 01:37:16,587 --> 01:37:19,506 ♪ I do a hundred push-ups a day ♪ 2043 01:37:19,590 --> 01:37:24,511 ♪ michelob ultras make me strong ♪ 2044 01:37:24,595 --> 01:37:27,806 ♪ so many moves ♪ 2045 01:37:27,890 --> 01:37:31,810 ♪ stronger than pterodactyl ♪ 2046 01:37:31,894 --> 01:37:35,272 ♪ number-one, 100% a-okay ♪ 2047 01:37:36,648 --> 01:37:40,569 ♪ what you say? You no trust Viklas? ♪ 2048 01:37:40,652 --> 01:37:43,447 ♪ that your first mistake ♪ 2049 01:37:43,530 --> 01:37:49,411 ♪ your second is if you say no ♪ 2050 01:37:49,494 --> 01:37:52,497 ♪ Viklas will prove to the world ♪ 2051 01:37:52,581 --> 01:37:54,750 ♪ my little secret ♪ 2052 01:37:55,918 --> 01:37:58,003 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 2053 01:37:58,086 --> 01:37:59,505 ♪ I'm so good at sex ♪ 129855

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