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Alright. Because Pops thinks you're ready for more responsibility,

he wants me to give you more important jobs.

So I'm gonna start by having you get the donuts for the morning meeting.

Whoa, really?

Yes. But first, some ground rules.

One, pick me up a whole wheat donut.

A whole wheat donut?

You mean a bagel?

No. I mean, a whole, wheat, donut.

So, to be perfectly clear,

I want a whole wheat donut.

You can pick the rest, I don't care.

Oh, and don't pass them out. I'm passing them out.

You are just buying them.

If you pass them out before the meeting, you are fired. Got it?

- Yeah, no problemo. - Good.

Now what did I tell you?

Get the donuts and don't pass them out, or we are fired.

And?

- Oh, and you want a whole wheat donut. - Good.

Maybe you are ready for more responsibility.

Now go get the donuts.

D-d-d-d-donuts! D-d-d-d-donuts, donuts!

D-d-d-d-donuts! D-d-d-d--

Just buy the donuts or you are fired!

Aw-yeayuh boy, let's pick some donuts!

Wait dude, remember what Benson told us?

We'd like one whole wheat donut please.

Alright. Now we can pick what we want.

Let's get two of those! And five of those, and some of those!

Wait, what are those?

Uh, no.

Those are fritters, double glazed by mistake.

Double glazed...

We'll take them!

Actually, I get to throw them out, brah,

because they aren't safe for human consumption.

We'll give you ten bucks.

Uhh, you want those here or to-go?

Donuts delivered!

Dude, that job was so easy, we got it done in no time!

YEAH WE DID!

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Wanna play a round of Super Fight Shark 7?

Only if you feel like losing.

Glazed delights!

Well, hello there!

That's two out of three!

I only lost the first one because I was thirsty!

Whatever, you're always thirsty.

Hellohellohello Mordecai and Rigby, did you see that there's donuts here?!

Pops, did you eat an apple fritter?

Why, yes, yes I did eat an apple fritter.

Benson told us not to let anyone touch those!

Oh my, I hope I haven't caused anyone trouble!

Don't sweat it, Pops.

Here.

Problem solved.

Benson will never know that Pops ate one.

Oh, but I did eat one, it tasted like magic!

Let's get him out of here before Benson sees.

Dude, it's no use, he won't hold still!

Oh, I'Whm sorry, Mordecai and Rigby.

But I couldn't avoid those declicious apple fritters they were positively frittl-

I like what you did to your room, Mordecai and Rigby!!

Pops, chill.

Dude, the meeting starts in fifteen minutes!

How are we going to calm him down before it starts?!

We have to tire him out.

Dude, this isn't working!

We've only got a couple of minutes before the meeting starts

and he is still super hyper!

We've got to take him to Skips.

Yeah, I've seen this happen to him before.

He'll just crash if we just give him more sugar.

Really? More sugar?

Are you sure about that?

Have I ever been wrong?

GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW!

Better give him some more.

GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW!

What? Why "Uh-oh"?

He is coming back, right?

Probably not.

WHAT?!

Grab a donut. We're going in after him.

See you on the other side.

Tasty.

Oh, hurray! You're all here!

Pops! You're back to normal!

Not yet. Look around.

What's going on?

We're on a higher sugar plane.

They appear to be moving slow because we're moving so fast.

We still need more sugar before we can crash.

But we ate all the fritters!

Oh, I could buy some more.

That's it! Pops' money!

That should have enough sugar.

We're going to eat my money?

It's the only way to get back to normal, Pops.

We HAVE to.

Oh... alright.

We've got a problem.

There's not enough.

You guys go ahead. I'll figure a way back.

But Skips-

No time to argue! The meeting is gonna start in any minute!

You heard the man!

What the-

Look, it's Skips!

Skips!

Skips, are you-

Pops, come back!

POPS!

There he is.

Pops, you okay?

Dude, this is all wrong.

Why isn't this working?!

I wanna go home!!!

Don't worry, Pops, we'll figure something out.

Dude! I think I have an idea!

Alright. That scares me.

No dude! Seriously, if more sugar doesn't make us crash,

we need the opposite of sugar!

Like what?

Benson's whole wheat donut!

Alright. If we are going to go back and get Skips,

we'll have to ration this.

Dude, it worked!

What happened?

Dude, Skips, you were wrong!

The whole wheat donut was what we needed all along, not more sugar!

W-what?!

I-I was...wrong?

In your face, Skips! You were WRONG!

Sheesh,

well I'm sorry I-

WRONG, I SAY!! YOU WERE WRONGFULLY WRONG!!

Okay, OKAY! What do you expect?!

It's like you guys ask me to solve a defferent problem every week!

Yeah, yeah.

Alright, let's go back to normal.

Wait, dude.

Oh, no, bro!

Gotta go to the meeting!

Uhh, what did he say?

Oh, it sounded like a gound of meat!

No, he is going to the meeting!

It's about to start! To the house, quick!

Meeting time!

We're gonna make it!

Rigby! Put the donuts down!

There aren't any donuts left!

Benson's not going to like that...

No, he's not.

We have to go back to the donut shop.

What the-

They're in!

Everyone eat the rest of the whole wheat donut!

I've got donuts!

Because that's what cool bosses do.

Dig in!

Oh... my head...

No more sugar...

No sugar?

You're lost, grandmas.

More for me, bro!

You know who else likes to stuff themselves with their boss's free donuts?

My mom!

My mom! My mom! My mom my mom!

My mommy mommy mommy mommy mom!

My mommy mommy mommy mommy moooo!

Hey, where's my whole wheat donut?!