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Dude, let's water them later.
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No! We're watering
Margaret's plants now!
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- You're so whipped.
- No, I'm not.
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Yeah right! You're
whipped with a capital...
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Just help me water the plants!
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This place is awesome!
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Aw, yeah! Grill!
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After we start dating, I'll
totally invite you over for burgers.
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Whatever! Can we just get
this over with so we can leave?
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Chill, dude!
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I can't believe Margaret
asked us to water her plants
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while she's gone for the weekend.
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I think this really
shows a level of trust.
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I think you're reading too much into it.
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All she did was ask
you to water her plants.
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Yeah, well, I don't see anyone
asking you to water their plants.
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Man, she's got a lot of plants!
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I can't believe you told
her you'd water all these.
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What a chump.
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It's because Margaret's my friend.
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Yeah, your friend without benefits.
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Hey, shut up and help
me find the watering can.
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Agh, the bedroom door's locked!
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It wouldn't be in her
bedroom! Stay out of there!
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Oh, Mordecai, he's alright.
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It's not like we're dating or anything.
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I just let them come over
and water my plants sometimes.
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Hey, put that back!
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No. I wanna wear it
while I water the plants.
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- Put it back!
- Make me.
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Get off of me! I wanna wear
it while I water the plants!
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Dude, what did you do?!
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What do you mean, what
did I do?! You pushed me!
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Dude, you broke it!
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Yeah right, you can't break books!
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And besides, even if it did break,
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just put it back and don't say anything!
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Dude, you totally broke it!
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Look, this thing has a lock on it.
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What? What kind of
book has a lock on it?
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I don't know.
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Oh no.
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- What?
- This is Margaret's diary!
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Dude, she's gonna think
I was reading her diary!
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This is bad.
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Dude, what's the big deal?
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It's just some lame old diary!
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I mean, why do people
even need to keep secrets?
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I don't have any secrets.
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Do you have any secrets?
I know I sure don't.
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I don't care!
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If she comes home and
finds this thing broken,
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she's gonna think I read it!
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We have to fix it before she gets back.
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Come on, come on.
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Will you chill out? It's
not gonna stick without glue.
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Agh, looks like Rigby
has to bail you out again.
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Aw yeah, "Supe the Glup."
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- Dude, just a drop.
- I know.
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- Just a drop!
- I know!
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Dude, I said "Just a drop!"
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You were making me nervous!
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Aw man! Let me see that glue.
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Ok, ok, ok.
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It says here we can
remove the glue with heat.
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Let me handle it.
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Wait.
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We're not putting
anthing in the microwave.
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- Dude, it's working.
- Yeah, it is.
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I got it. I got it.
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Dude,
that's not--!
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You think she'll notice?
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Can you fix it?
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What is this?
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It's Margaret's diary.
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Why does it look like that?
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It's a long story.
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Sorry, this can't be fixed
without traditional methods.
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Well do you have any
un-traditional ones?
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Of course. There is one way,
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I could transfer to a new
diary using a magic quil pen.
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Thank you, Skips.
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In order for this to work,
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we have to be in the same place
where the diary was broken.
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Margaret's house.
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But first I want you
both to know is that
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diaries are a serious business,
cause they can contain secrets.
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And secrets must be
protected at all cost.
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- Yeah Skips we know.
- Do you?
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Look, out of respect
for Margaret's secrets,
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I'm gonna help you guys.
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But, you have to take it
seriously and do exacty as I say.
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- Yeah, Skips, we promise.
- Yeah, we promise.
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Well you better,
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because secrets are a
force to be reckoned with.
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Ah, what?! That doesn't look
anything like Margaret's diary.
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As in written content,
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so too in physical appearance,
will the books become identical.
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Alright, guys, join hands.
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I'm not gonna hold hands!
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C'mon, dude, just do it,
he's tryin' to help us out.
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Fine.
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Okay, it's time to begin.
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Now, no matter what ya hear,
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you musn't look at Margaret's thoughts
as the quill transfers the secrets.
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Now we must all close our eyes.
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Rigby, close your eyes.
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Fine, I'm closin' em.
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Begin.
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What're they saying?
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Just keep your eyes
closed and ignore them.
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HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GONNA TAKE?!
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It should be any minute,
just keep your eyes closed!
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Cool.
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The transfer is incomplete.
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Did everyone keep their eyes shut?
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I kept mine shut!
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What?!
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Alright, fine!
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There's a chance I might've
maybe probably looked. Maybe.
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RIGBY!
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Do you have any idea what you've done?!
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What is that?
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It's coming from outside.
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Margaret?!
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That's not Margaret.
When Rigby looked--
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I SAID MAYBE LOOKED, MAYBE!
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He released the Guardian
of Margaret's Secrets.
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She will destroy us for
looking at her secrets.
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What do we do?!
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There's only one way to stop this.
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Each of us must reveal
a secret of our own,
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or she'll destroy us.
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Alright. I'll go first.
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The reason I always skip is,
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in all my life, my heart
yearned for only one woman.
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And we used to skip
together all the time.
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On the day I lost her,
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I vowed to skip every day
for the rest of my life,
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so that I'd never forget
the time we spent together.
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I-IT'S WORKIN'! NOW TELL YOUR SECRETS!
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Okay...
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sometimes when we're supposed
to be cleaning out gutters,
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we go to get coffee instead!
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Yeah, yeah, good one!
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And a lot of times, I
don't even get coffee!
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I just don't feel like
cleaning out the gutters!
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No, it has to be something meaningful!
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HOW MEANINGFUL DOES IT HAVE TO BE?!
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IF YOU DON'T TELL A REAL
SECRET, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT!
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I LIKE TO SING ALONG
TO REALLY BAD POP MUSIC!
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I ATE A DOUGHNUT OUTTA THE TRASH!
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I LIKE GOING COMMANDO!
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A LOT!
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I ACUALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF DOUGHNUTS
BETTER WHEN THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH!
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RIGBY! REMEMBER WHEN WE
ORDERED BEDS FOR OUR ROOM
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AND YOUR'S NEVER SHOWED UP?! I LIED!
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I STACKED THEM UP AND I'VE BEEN
SLEEPING ON THEM THE WHOLE TIME!
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I'M SORRY, DUDE, IT'S
JUST TOO COMFORTABLE!
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Are you serious?
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RIGBY! SAY SOMETHING!
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WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I STOLE MY NEIGHBOR'S
BIKE WHEN THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH!
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IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING DEEP!
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SOMETIMES I HIDE POPS' SHOES
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CAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNY
WHEN HE'S LOOKING FOR THEM!
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I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!
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I HATE TAKING SHOWERS
AND I KATE KITTENS!
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I LIED ABOUT BEING ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM!
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I THINK EILEEN IS HOT
WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON!
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Let's finish this!
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It looks exactly like Margaret's!
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Skips, how can we repay you?
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You remember that stuff
I said about why I skip?
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- Yeah.
- No, ya don't.
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I knew it was my matress.
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So, Eileen, huh?
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STOP TALKING!
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I can't believe we got
the diary back together.
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Yeah, what a pain.
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I never wanna water
Margaret's plants ever again.
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Wait, did we actually
ever water her plants?
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Here she comes!
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Oh, hey Margaret! How was your trip?
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It was nice, but i can only take
my parents for so long, you know?
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Tell me about it, 'rents are the worst.
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Well, you don't have to
worry about your plants,
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or if the roof is still on
your apartment, or whatever.
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Because it's fine is what I meant.
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You guys didn't go and
water them, did you?
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Yeah, why?
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I forgot that I already
asked Eileen to do it.
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Really?
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Yeah, she had the spare
bedroom all weekend.
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Sorry you guys went
through all that trouble.
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I guess we just missed each other,
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- so don't worry about it.
- Yeah, it's cool.
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Hey, guys, here's your coffee.
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