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Alright dude, are you ready?
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I finished digging the pit,
and the cones are all set up!
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Extreme cartin'?
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Extreme cartin'!
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Hold it, hold it!
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I'm holding, I'm holding!
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Now!
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Hahaha, we did it, we did it!
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Yup, the groundkeep on the
grounds looks excellent!
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This park is really coming
together. Well done, Benson!
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Mordecai! Rigby!
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What have I told you about
messing with the cart?
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If you
think--
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My office, now!
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Do you have any idea how
much those cars cost?!
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I'm not paying park money
to fix your mistakes!
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- But sir--
- But nothing!
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I could find a new park manager
right this second if I wanted to!
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Don't worry, sir.
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The warranty will
take care of everythng.
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That expires tomorrow afternoon!
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But the dealership's too far away!
I'll have to drive all day and night!
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Sounds like a personal problem!
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Get that car fixed or you're FIRED!
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Benson, we're sorry.
We'll make it up to you.
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Yeah, we can help you
get to the dealership!
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No! You two only screw things up!
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I am getting that car fixed
by myself, so stay here!
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But that drive is way too
long for one person to handle!
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I'll take my chances.
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Alright, Benson. You're
making great time.
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As long as you don't stop, you can get
to the dealership with time to spare.
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And then, as soon as you get
back to the park, you can fire...
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Mordecai and RIGBY!
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I can't believe this!
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I thought I told you idiots not to come!
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Does the word "not" not
process into your thick skulls?!
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Of course not! Wait, uh...
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Look, Benson, we just wanted to
help you make it across the country!
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Shut up! Just shut up and
let me think for a second.
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Okay.
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Ideally, you guys would be a
million miles away from me now.
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But since I don't have time to
turn around and take you back,
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you're gonna come with me!
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And you're gonna do exactly what I say.
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Water!
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Open!
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Mouth!
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Napkins!
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No napkins! No napkins!
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Benson, we're sorry.
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- Yeah, the bag wouldn't open
and the napkins-- - No, no more.
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Here's what you guys are gonna
to for the rest of the trip:
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Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
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Don't say anything, don't do anything.
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Just stop messing things up!
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Benson, why do you hate us so much?
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I don't hate you guys,
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I just hate some of the things you do.
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Okay, I really hate some
of the things you do.
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I know you don't mean them,
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but I'm your boss and it's my
job to push you to do better.
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Is that why Maellard yells at you?
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You guys don't know
how easy you have it.
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Let's just say, his yelling
is way worse than mine.
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But is it worse than his face?
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Hey, do you guys want to
listen to some electropop music?
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Whoa, you listen to that?
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Just on long car trips.
It helps keep me awake.
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Benson?
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Hey, Benson.
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Huh, what?
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Dude, you look pretty tired.
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How about I drive for a little while?
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No, no, I'm perfectly fine.
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Come on, man. You've been
driving all day, it's not safe.
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Alright.
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I don't wanna sleep for too
long, so wake me up in two hours.
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Only two hours, got it?
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Don't worry, dude. You can trust us.
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Check the map to see
how much further is.
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Where are we now?
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Buttzland.
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Buttzland?!
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Dude, we're really
close to the dealership!
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It's like only two inches away.
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Dude, look, dude.
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Video game pit stop!
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All right, let's do this.
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But only for thirty minutes,
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- Benson's job is on the line.
- Right.
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What?
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Turn it off!
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How long were we in there?
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'HOURS! You were in there for HOURS!
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Now we're never gonna make
it to the DEALERSHIP in time!
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It closes in THIRTY MINUTES!
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We're sorry.
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We didn't know it was daytime, there
aren't any windows in the arcade.
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Excuses, excuses!
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How am I supposed to trust you,
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when all you give me are EXCUSES?!
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When are you two gonna learn,
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that your actions have consequences?!
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Consequences that affect other people!
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Like me!
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Don't you two understand?
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I'm about to lose my job!
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You may not care about
keeping your jobs,
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but I care about keeping mine!
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Cause if I lose my job, I have nothing!
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Do you hear me?
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I have nothing!
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I need to take my last bathroom
break as an employed man.
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Dude, we really messed up.
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What?
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Hey you!
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There were two guys with a
truck that were just here.
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Do you know where they went?
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Oh yeah.
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They're taking a shortcut out to
Highway 13 to the car dealership.
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What?!
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Most dangerous highway in the country.
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How much do you want for that bike?!
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You idiots!
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That is the most dangerous
highway in the country!
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But it's the only way to make
it to the dealership in time.
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Get out of that driver seat!
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I am turning this thing around.
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Guys,
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I don't think we can turn around.
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Step on it! Step on it!
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Benson, watch out!
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Boulder!
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We're all gonna die!
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No we're not. We can fix this, Benson.
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Rigby, you ready for
some extreme cartin'?
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Extreme cartin'!
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Hold on.
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Take the wheel.
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Hang on, Benson!
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Hold it, hold it!
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Oh, no...
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- Look... the dealership...
- We're almost there...
147
00:10:04,164 --> 00:10:06,944
Dude, its closing time, dude.
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00:10:06,944 --> 00:10:07,794
Yes!
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00:10:09,824 --> 00:10:12,004
Dude, Countdown! Countdown!
150
00:10:12,004 --> 00:10:15,974
10,9,8,7--
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We're gonna crash!
Pull the parking brake!
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Parking brake!
153
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,924
3...
2... 1--
154
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Hey... are you guys still open?
155
00:10:38,134 --> 00:10:41,534
Let me guess, last day on the warranty?
156
00:10:49,854 --> 00:10:52,694
Well Benson, at least we got
the car to the dealership.
157
00:10:52,734 --> 00:10:55,414
Yeah, but the truck is totaled.
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When does the warranty
on the truck expire?
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ROAD TRIP!
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