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You missed!
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Whatever, dude, I don't care,
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I got all day to beat you.
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Because we got the day off!
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Hey, guys you busy?
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Yeah, Skips, we are
playing Alley Fight Dudes.
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Oh, cause I was wondering if I could cash
in this coupon you gave me for my birthday.
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It says you will do
all my jobs for a day.
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What I don't renember writing that.
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It's from six months ago.
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Open it, Skips, open it!
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Aw, man. Did you get Skips
anything for his birthday?
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No, did you?
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We gotta get him something!
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But we don't have any
money! And it's too late.
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Dude. Birthday coupon.
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Mordecai and Rigby promise to
do all Skips' chores for one day.
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Aw, man! I don't wanna do
Skips' chores for the day!
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Dude, we have to get him something!
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Besides, no one ever
uses these things anyway.
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Good point.
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Hey, yo, Skips, my man!
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We went all out on this one.
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Oh yeah.
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Can't we just do it some other day?
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Sorry, fellas, I've been
saving this for today.
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I have something very important to do,
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that if I can't get to because
you guys didn't do my chores,
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the whole world could come to an end.
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Okay! We'll do your work!
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Yeah, Skips. We got it.
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Thanks, guys.
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Here's a list of my jobs for the day.
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Aw, What?
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Seriously?
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Best gift in the world.
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This is brutal.
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I know. I'm not doing that.
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Well, dude, we have to.
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Do you want the world to come to an end?
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Yeah, right. That's just what you say
if you want somebody to do something.
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Cmon, dude, let's just
get this over with.
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Dude, that's the fastest
we've ever finished anything!
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Hey man, when we're done,
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do you want to grab some sodas
and play Alley Fight Dudes?
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Yeah. That sounds good.
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The only thing we have left to do is
that we have to move Pops' harpsichord.
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Nice.
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Alright. 1, 2, 3!
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Dude! Let's just call Skips!
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No, man! Cmon! You can do this!
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Go go go go go go! Go!
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Cmon, Rigby. Keep pushing!
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Dude, it's stuck. I'm calling Skips.
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NO!
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We made him a promise.
We are not calling Skips.
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Hey! What are you two doing?
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I thought that was Skips' job.
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- We were just...
- You know what, I don't care.
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Just get it out of
there, it's a fire hazard.
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Dude. We gotta call Skips.
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This is Skips. You know what to do.
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Skips! Skips! We need your help.
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The harpsichord got
stuck in the doorway.
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Yeah, Skips, it's
stuck! You gotta help us!
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Benson said it was a fire hazard!
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Yeah, it's a fire hazard.
Pick up the phone, Skips!
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We know you're home, Skips,
pick up the phone, Skips!
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ALRIGHT! I'll be right over.
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Alright, What did you guys do.
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We were trying to move
it and it got stuck.
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Alright, on three, I
want you guys to push.
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I'm gonna try to pull
it through, alright?
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1, 2, 3.
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Oh, it's stuck on this thing.
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Man, I'm sorry, Skips!
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- Skips, are you alright?
- This is bad.
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Are pinkies supposed to bend that way?
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Well, at least it was your
last chore for the day.
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No. You don't understand!
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SKIPS!
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Skips, the time has come once again
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for you to fight
Klorgbane the Destroyer.
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Wait minute, is that
were you have to go to?
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You gotta fight somebody!
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Yeah, who's Klorgbane?
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Skips, you can't fight anybody
with your hands like that!
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What's wrong with your hands?
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Nothing gary, I'm fine.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure
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Come on, Gary, let's go.
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Dude!
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We gotta make sure he's okay. Come on
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- Dude, where's this thing going?
- Do you really have to ask?
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Guardians of Eternal Youth
I bring you the mighty Skips.
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Skips, another one hundred
Fifty-seven year cycle has passed.
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Thank you for once again saving
us by fighting the dark one,
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Klorgbane the Destroyer.
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Brothers, let us unleash
the fists of justice.
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Skips, wait!
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What are you doing here! I
told you to stay at the park!
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We are to help.
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Would you forget about the coupon.
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You can't help me with this!
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Now get out of here!
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Klorgbane!
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Hello, my brothers.
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I have returned once more to claim
my right for place of the council.
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Never! Your evil Klorgbane.
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Then after I deafeat Skips
I shall destroy you all!
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You will never deafeat Skips, Klorgbane.
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We will just have to
see about that, won't we?
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Get him,Skips
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What's the matters, Skips?
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Forgot how to use the Fists of Justice?
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Why isn't he fighting?
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I've waited many yeas for this moment!
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Skips, no!
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Let us use the Fists of Justice!
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We were supposed to do all
Skip's works today anyways.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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No man more to less capable of willing
the awesome power of the Fists of Juice!
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But if we don't, then
we'll all gonna die.
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Nonsense! Brothers, let me handle this!
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Hello! Archibald.
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Klorgbane, your reign of terror is over.
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I am gonna crash you.
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I am gonna make you eat that
diaper like a giant diaper sandwich!
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As soon as you finish that diaper sandwich
I am gonna make it wear like a cape!
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Give them the Fists of Justice!
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You know what, I think
you guys were right.
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I mean, no mere mortal can fight Kl...
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How do you use these things?
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I don't know.
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They have controls in them. Like
that video game you guys play.
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Dude, It's just likes Alley Fight Dudes.
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Yes, it is.
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On count of
three, ready? 1 2 3 .
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Let's cross this chore off the list.
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- Go go go!
- Go...
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Watch out!
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Rigby, cover me.
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I will be back!
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Klorgbane ha?
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More like Klorglame.
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Thank you for saving us
from wrath of the Klorgbane.
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No problem!
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How can we repay you? Eternal life,
supreme knowledge of the universe?
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Just say the words and it's yours.
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Thanks again for doing this, guys.
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You are very welcome, Skips.
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You are welcome, Skips.
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Best gift in the world!
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