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Hello. You reached the park.
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Leave a message at the sound of the beep
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and we'll get back to
you as soon as we can.
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Hey Mordecai, it's Margaret.
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I was just calling to say that we
had a really great time last night.
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You guys are really good
at throwing pizza parties.
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Tell him that Rigby was really funny as the Pizza King!
You guys are really good at throwing pizza parties.
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Oh, and Eileen wanted me to ask you
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to tell Rigby that he was
really funny as the Pizza King.
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So stupid.
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Well, see you later.
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Oh, dude. Wake up, dude! We're late!
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Dude, come on! We got
to clean this place up.
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We were supposed to meet Benson
at the paddleboats 2 hours ago!
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But I set an alarm!
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Yeah, but for 6 P.M,
instead of 6 A.M, you idiot!
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Aw, man!
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Pizza King not happy!
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Don't forget the water!
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Don't forget the
water. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's go!
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Dude, we're getting pretty
good at throwing pizza parties.
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Uh, yeah. But that's not a good thing.
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We're late for work!
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Don't worry. Benson'll just yell at
us, and then we can go back to work.
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Normally, I'd be all, "Everything
will be fine after Benson yells at us,"
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but we've been late
for our past five jobs,
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and I think he's starting
to get sick of it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Maybe he won't be there yet,
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and we can clean the
boats before he finds out.
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Dude,
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who is Benson talking to?
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All right, Chad and Jeremy.
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So, I just need you to
clean all the paddleboats,
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and check to make sure that
they're all in working order.
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Oh, and I'm going to need that
done by the end of the day.
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Not a problem.
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Well, no. It is your problem because-
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Wait. Did you just say, "Not a problem?"
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Yeah, doesn't seem
like that hard of a job.
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I'm sending you a
boat cleaning schedule.
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- All right.
- Got it?
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- Yeah, I got it.
- Are you sure?
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Yeah. I'm sending a
confirmation email that I got it.
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- Did you get it?
- Yeah, I just got it.
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All right, we're good.
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We should be able to finish
these boats by this afternoon.
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I'm sorry. Are we missing something?
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Oh no. It's not you.
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I'm just not used to hearing
employees talk like that.
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Sounds like you need new employees.
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Yes.
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It does sound like I need
new employees, doesn't it?
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And that's where you come in.
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I think there might be two
positions opening up real soon,
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and if you guys can
finish up these boats by 5,
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those 2 positions will
definitely be opening up.
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Dude, Benson's totally gonna fire us!
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- What'll we do?
- I don't know,
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but we have to figure
something out quick!
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Come on. Let's go.
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Hey, Benson.
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Yeah. Hey, Benson.
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We're sorry we're late.
It won't happen again.
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Yeah, I'm sure it
won't. But you know what?
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Don't worry about it, fellas.
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Everybody makes mistakes.
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And then those people end up
having to pay for those mistakes.
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Well, we can start cleaning the boats.
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No, no. Don't worry about the boats.
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Chad and Jeremy have
it all under control.
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But cleaning the boats was our job.
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Yeah. It was, wasn't it?
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Well, that ship has sailed.
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But look, it's okay.
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Once Chad and Jeremy finish up, I'll
let you know what you can do next.
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Do you just want to tell us
now so we can get started?
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No, no. I need to get a
camera before I tell you,
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because I want to take a picture
of your faces right when I tell you.
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I really don't want to forget the
look on your faces when I tell you.
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See you later, guys.
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Dude, he's totally
gonna give our jobs away.
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I don't want to lose my
job! What are we gonna do?
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The only thing we can do
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we just have to figure out a way
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to stop those guys
from doing a good job.
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That way, Benson won't
have to hire them.
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All right. What's the plan?
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Remember "Two-headed
Dinosaur vs. Robo-Bigfoot?"
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Robo?
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Dude, they'll never be
able to finish those boats!
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No, they will not.
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Hey, guys. How you doing?
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I'm Mordecai, and this is Rigby.
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Jeremy. Nice to meet you.
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Chad. It's a pleasure.
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Boat cleaning's a pain, huh?
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Nah, not really.
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Rigby has a question for you.
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You both have to answer.
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Who would win in a fight,
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a two-headed dinosaur
or a robotic Bigfoot?
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Robotic Bigfoot.
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Really?
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One of you wouldn't
have the opposite opinion
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and start arguing
about it for three days?
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Nope. Robotic Bigfoot.
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What?! But...
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Sasquatch is not a killer!
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Maybe, but he'd definitely
win in a fight with a dinosaur.
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- A two-headed dinosaur?
- Two-headed or not.
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But the dinosaur would twice
the size and made for fighting!
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Bigfoot doesn't have
the killer instinct.
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Three words, dude. Pea-sized brain.
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What?
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Dude, we gotta set up our game.
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They already cleaned half the boats.
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It'd be a shame if something bad happened,
and the boats got all dirty again.
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Yes, it would.
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Hey, guys.
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Could you give us a
hand with these bags?
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Wait. Why are we putting bags
of compost on the paddleboats?
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Oh, man! We just finished
cleaning this one!
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Oops!
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You ripped the bag on purpose!
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No, we didn't! It was already like that!
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Then what's that knife
doing in your hand?!
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Uh, that was already there.
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Wait! Are you guys deliberately
trying to sabotage us?
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- What?! No!
- What are you talking about?!
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Okay, that's it! Get
this bag out of here!
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Let go of the bag!
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- No, you let go!
- Let go!
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Aw, man! Look what you did!
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We didn't drop it! You guys dropped it!
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Get lost!
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Why should we get lost?
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We didn't do anything.
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If anyone should get lost,
it should probably be you.
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I said, "Get lost!"
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- What are you doing?
- I just shoved you.
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Now get out of here before
this hand turns into a fist
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and I use it to punch you in the face.
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Let's go, Rigby.
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- Dude, what was that all about?
- I don't know.
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I don't want to fight them.
I just want them to leave.
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Well, we can't show
up with more compost.
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No, I think there's only
one thing left we can do
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to get them to stop
cleaning those boats.
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- What?
- Pizza party.
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Dude, you're a genius.
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All right, the pizzas are on their way.
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- Did you invite everyone?
- Yeah.
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I'm going through making sure
to invite the coolest people.
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Rigby, we don't have time
for that. Invite everybody.
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- Everybody?
- Dude, this is our last chance.
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If this party isn't crazy enough
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to stop those guys from
finishing those boats,
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then we're totally gonna get fired.
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Good point.
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I hope this works.
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Dude, they don't stand a chance.
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Ye-ah, they don't!
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- Dude, it's not working!
- Don't worry.
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They're not gonna be able to resist
this party in three... two... one.
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Yo, did anybody order some pizzas?
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Crank it!
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Pizza party, up in here! All right!
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Get off of that! We just cleaned it!
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Anyway, as I was saying...
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Hey, knock it off!
We just cleaned those!
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Chill out, and have a
slice of pizza, narc!
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This is a party!
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That's it!
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Dude, end this party
now! We're trying to work!
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And we're trying to keep our jobs.
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What? By throwing some lame pizza party?
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Did you hear that, bro?
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It sounds like he
doesn't like your party.
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Are you gonna take that from him?
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- No!
- Awesome!
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Fight!
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Hey, wanna see my phone?!
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All right! That's enough!
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This party's over!
That's right! Beat it!
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I don't want to see any
your faces here ever again!
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Uh, not you two!
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Mordecai and Rigby, you can
get out because you're fired!
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But you were gonna give our jobs away!
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We had to do something to stop
them from finishing the boats!
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Yeah, and a lot of good that did you!
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Now get lost! You're fired, remember?!
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- But, Benson--
- Leave, now!
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- But- - Now, now,
now! Leave, now!
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Hey, Chad and Jeremy,
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looks like those positions opened up.
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So, what do you say?
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How would you like a job at the park?
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Yeah, right!
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We didn't get degrees in the
Institute of Technical Technology
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to work at some crazy job like this!
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Good luck finding two suckers
dumb enough to take this job!
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Chad! Jeremy! Wait!
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But-
I-
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So... Benson... Not
sure if you're looking,
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but we know a couple of dumb suckers
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who are real good at
cleaning up pizza parties.
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Real good.
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