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Got you, dudes!

Got you, dudes!

Got you, dudes!

Got you, dudes!

Got you, dudes! Got you, dudes! Got you, dudes!

Happy birthday Muscle Man!

Alright, gifts!

Dude, it's time to put Muscle Man in his place.

You got the fake lottery ticket?

Hey Muscle Man, happy birthday!

Here's your birthday gift from us!

What's this?

A lottery ticket?

Wow, you losers really bent over backwards to get me a great gift.

Come on, just scratch it!

Yeah right, I'm not scratching nothing!

Nobody wins these things!

Come on, scratch it dude!

You could win a million dollars.

Fine, but I'm keeping this quarter.

One one million, big deal.

Uh, never get two.

Whoa, two in a row!

Okay!

I matched all three! I won, I won!

Kiss my rich butt, losers.

Dude, he totally fell for it.

I can't wait to see the look on his face

when we tell him we pranked him!

- Come on. - Wait, guys.

You gave Muscle Man a fake lottery ticket?

Yeah, why? What's the big deal?

The last guy who pranked him with money didn't end up so well.

It all happened a couple of years ago during the park raffle.

And the winner of the one hundred dollar gift prize

is ticket number three four six.

It's me! I won a hundred bucks, baby!

Oops! That's not the right ticket number.

The real winning number is three four five!

Gotcha Muscle Man!

Look at your face!

Muscle Man didn't find the prank as funny as Biggs did.

That was a pretty good prank you pulled back there, bro

I should return the favor -

one good prank deserves another.

What happened to the guy?

He never walked again.

Or walked again, I can't remember,

I don't know, I didn't really like the guy.

But I like you guys,

which is why you should be careful

about telling Muscle Man you pranked him.

Dude, he almost killed a guy over a hundred bucks,

imagine what he'll do to us over a million dollars!

Dude, we gotta go tell him before it's too late, come on.

Hey Muscle Man, we need to tell you something.

Hold up bros, I'm busy.

Muscle Man, what are you doing!?

Now that I'm a millionaire,

I'm gonna do some serious remodelling to this place.

Now don't interrupt me again or I'll remodel your face!

So maybe now's not a good time to tell him?

Yeah, probably not a good time.

I'll put the jacuzzi here.

And the flatscreen here.

Now that I'm a millionaire I can whip this place into shape!

What the -!

Alright, I've had it.

Get out there right now and tell Muscle Man that lottery ticket's a fake.

We're working on it!

Well quit working on it and just go tell him!

He's trashing everything

because he thinks he can buy more stuff to replace it!

Out with the old and in with the new.

Can't you just tell Muscle Man?

Yeah right, I don't have enough time to be put in the hospital.

Now go tell him it's a fake or you're both fired!

Dude, what are we gonna do?

Maybe if we break it to him gently?

What, so only half of our bones are crushed?

No, I mean, if we get him in a good mood

he won't be so mad when we tell him.

Okay, but how do we do that?

Aww yeah guys,

thanks for taking me to the wings place to celebrate,

it's gonna be my treat

because there's no way you can afford my appetite.

Yo service, service!

You sure you guys don't want anything?

No, thanks, water's good.

Okay sir, I've got the triple threat gourmet sauces right here.

Platinum esquite barbecue,

foie gras surpreme and chipolte hollandaise

all in diamond encrusted containers.

Hook me up with that fancy sauce.

I'm going all out now that I'm rich.

All thanks to Moredcai and Rigby for giving me that lottery ticket.

Now what was it you guys wanted to tell me?

- What? - Don't you remember?

You said you wanted to break something to me.

What was it?

I wanted to break these chicken bones with you,

'cause I know you love breaking things!

You got that right bro!

I love breaking things!

Especially things that disappoint me.

Things like these meatless buffalo bones.

Oh, man, why is breaking bones so easy?

Yo bro!

Another round of wings up in here!

In fact, now that I'm a millionaire.

Hey everyone, wings on me!

It's cool, I can buy another table now that I'm rich.

All thanks to Mordecai and Rigby.

Dude, bathroom. Now.

This is getting worse!

He's never gonna be able to pay for the stuff he's breaking!

No thanks to you backing out of telling him the truth!

I don't see you telling him the truth.

I'm not telling him!

Rock, Paper, Scissors for who has to tell him.

Fine.

Where'd he go?

Hey man, did you see where the fat guy with the lame t-shirt went?

Oh, yeah, he said he was going to the lottery plaza to cash in his ticket.

Muscle Man, wait!

What is it?

There's something we need to tell you.

The lottery ticket - it's fake.

We wanted to get you back for pranking us.

It just got out of hand! We're sorry.

It's okay, I'm not mad.

- Really? - Nope.

I'm furious!

Well, what were you gonna tell me?

Mordecai has something he wants to tell you.

I just wanted to tell you that

I hope you don't forget us when you're rich!

Whatever losers.

Ticket not valid?

Can you believe this?

They're trying to cheat me out of my money!

This machine's not valid!

I have a winning ticket!

Give me my money!

I want my money!

Dude, Muscle Man calm down!

Money!

Sir! Disrupting and tampering with lotto machines is a federal offence.

If you do not stop we will use force!

Force this!

Requesting backup for unit C,

I repeat, we need backup!

Muscle Man, you gotta stop!

Dude, this has gotten way out of control.

We gotta tell him.

Muscle Man, we have something to tell you!

Not now bro, I'm trying to get my money

that I rightfully won from the lottery ticket you guys gave me!

No Muscle Man, you didn't win anything!

The lottery ticket is a fake!

We pranked you!

What?

You guys pranked me?

We're sorry!

We didn't mean for it to go so far!

Yeah, you were just pranking us so much

we wanted to get you back!

Look at the ticket!

You guys pranked me?

Again I'm very sorry,

we've been trying to recall those tickets for months now.

We will of course take care of any damages

to lottery property and personnel.

And the park too, right?

Nope, sorry. Read the contract.

You take care now.

We're really sorry, Muscle Man.

Yeah, man.

We'll help pay for the wings.

No that's cool, I can pay for those.

I just can't believe you pranked me so hard.

You mean you're not mad?

Mad? Why would I be mad?

A good prank is a good prank.

Hey, you bros have health insurance, right?

Yeah, why?

'Cuz you're gonna need full coverage when I prank you back.