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Come on! You know that's not
the way you're supposed to do it!
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Well, this way is totally faster.
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Yeah, cuts the time in half.
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Well you're actually cutting
it in half, you idiots!
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Oh and great, you managed to
break the saw in the process!
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Now we're gonna have to buy a new one!
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What are you guys doing?!
Soda?! You can't use soda!
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Yeah, but the hose!
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Oh what, it's too hard to
get the hose off the shed?!
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Unbelievable!
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Well, at least it's
diet. Nobody drinks that.
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I drink diet!
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Not only did you guys ruin the hose...
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Okay men,
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this is the hour of our prominence.
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On my signal, charge!
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You've GOT to be
kidding me! Give me that!
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What is this, SANDPAPER?!
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You're scratching up the whole thing!
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Benson,
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could you come see me
for a moment please?
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Somebody's busted!
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Oh, grow up!
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B-b-b-busted,
Benson's b-b-busted!
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What is it Pops? I'm in
the middle of something.
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Have a seat.
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Do you know why I called you in here?
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Did you lose the colonel
again? Try under your hat.
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It's a problem concerning
Mordecai and Rigby.
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What else is new?
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Don't worry, Pops. I'll take care of it.
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Then we understand each other?
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Absolutely.
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I've already warned them one more
screw up and they're both fired.
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But... Benson, I was referring to you.
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What?
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I'd like you to stop yelling
at Mordecai and Rigby.
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You're kidding.
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Quite the opposite.
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It's too negative and bad for morale.
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What morale?
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Those slackers never do
anything unless you yell at them.
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There's never a reason
to yell at anyone.
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They give me a million reasons everyday.
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You just want me to be nice to them?
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You don't have to be nice
- just don't yell.
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Listen, Pops, I appreciate your concern,
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but I know how to do my job.
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Benson, I think it's clear that
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my father puts me in charge of running
the park when he's not around, right?
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Yes,
but--
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And that means you must do what I say?
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Technically,
but I--
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And I am ordering you to stop
yelling at Mordecai and Rigby.
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- Pops-- -
Understood?
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...Understood.
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So what did Pops want?
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Noth-- You guys
are STILL NOT--
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-
-guys are still not done?!
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What? You told us to
take it nice and easy.
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Yeah, I get it now.
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It takes time to do things right.
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You rush, you make mistakes.
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That's not the point
I was trying to make.
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And then we started thinking-
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why clean something anyways?
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Dirt is a natural thing. It's
like part of life you know?
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Yeah and like,
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what is a hose?
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Hose...
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Hose...
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Hose?...
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Hose...
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Yeah, exactly.
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But when you turn it on...
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- Sorry.
- GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
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Benson, what did we just discuss?
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Yeah, but come on Pops.
They were totally--
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Benson, I'm serious about this issue.
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Now if you yell at them again,
I'm going to have to write you up.
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Okay, okay. I'll try
to get it under control.
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Recite a personal mantra.
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Omm?
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What does that even mean? Next.
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Hello friend! I'm Fitch Munderson.
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And this is Kimmy.
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Okay, where's this going?
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We have a sure-fire way to
help you control your anger,
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- for only sixty dollars.
- Nope.
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Ugh, come on! Close!
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I guess it works.
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Hey, Benson. Have you
seen the keys to the cart?
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We can't find them anywhere.
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Never mind. I think
I know where they are.
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Benson! I've warned you.
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Pops, you're writing me up?
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You know what happens next, don't you?
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Of course, verbal
warning, write up, fired.
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But you wouldn't fire me, Pops.
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I'll do what I must.
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What?! Pops, you can't
take this job away from me!
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It's all I have!
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I'm sorry, Benson.
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If you yell at Mordecai and Rigby again,
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I'll be forced to fire you.
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Jeez Benson, try counting to ten.
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Better make it a hundred.
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One, two...
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...seven, eight, nine...
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...75, 76, 77...
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Hey Benson! What's up? We're
finally painting the shed.
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78, 79, 80, 81...
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- Dude, what's he doing?
- I dunno
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But what do you think he'll
do when he get to a hundred?
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...88, 89, 90, 91...
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...92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99...
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The key to managing
your anger is control.
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For example, one should never yell,
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even if it's to pass the salt.
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Pass the salt, please.
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Quiet! Benson has
something he wants to say.
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Um,
pass--
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Look here, son!
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You're never gonna get anything in
this life if you don't yell for it!
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Pass.... Pass the salt!
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Atta boy!
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Benson! You're fired!
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NO!
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Keep it together, Benson.
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You still got a whole day of work left.
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Hey buddy, are you ok?
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I'm fine! Fine!
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Almost the record, almost the record!
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Not quite the record.
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Benson, uh look,
we're sorry man--
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No...
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Aw man, here it comes.
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I'm not gonna yell.
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Sweet!
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I'm not... gonna... yell.
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Benson,
are you o--
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What the?
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- What happened?!
- I don't know!
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Benson saw us crash the cart,
and instead of laying into us,
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he said he wasn't gonna yell!
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And then he turned into THAT!
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He's holding all of his anger in.
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- Why would he do that?
- Because of me!
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What?!
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I told him that if he didn't stop
yelling at you two, I would fire him.
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Pops. you can't do that.
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But I am technically his boss.
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Pops, you can't make him
bottle up his anger like that.
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You gotta get him to yell at you guys.
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Not a problem.
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Hey, Benson! You're a
sorry excuse for a manager!
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Yeah, you nasal-voiced,
loser-loner!
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Go back to nice school and
learn how to have a personality!
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And guess what!
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We're the ones that keep
sending pizzas to your apartment!
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And we're the ones who switched
the detregent with coffee.
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Dude! It's just making it worse!
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Pops, you have to tell Benson
it's okay to yell at us!
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I can't! There's never a
reason to yell at people!
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Pops! Look around!
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The park is disintegrating,
and Benson's gonna explode!
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Pops! Do something!
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Benson, I need you to
yell at Mordecai and Rigby!
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But if I yell, you'll fire me.
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Forget what I said, Benson!
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If you don't yell at
Mordecai and Rigby right now,
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you're fired!
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YOU LAZY NO-GOOD
SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS,
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CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME
ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?!
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'CAUSE IF YOU DID
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YOU'D SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO TEACH
YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY,
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SOME PRIDE IN YOUR WORK
AND A JOB WELL DONE!!
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BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE
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IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU,
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AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW
IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT
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THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW
THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS,
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WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING
COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!
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Benson! Benson, are you alright?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Sorry things got so
out of control, Pops.
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It was my mistake.
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From now on, I'll leave park
managing to the park manager.
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Though, I do wish you wouldn't
yell at Mordecai and Rigby so much.
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Let me give it a shot.
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Hey, Mordecai and Rigby.
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Clean this mess up, or you're fired.
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What?
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- What are they laughing at?
- What?!
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