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♪♪

[sighs]

♪♪

- I was in my 20's when I first came out to the Hamptons.

Now, I'm 43.

Back then, I didn't think this would be

what my life would look like all these years later.

I might actually lose Amanda

and everything that matters to me.

This is a glimpse into

what my future could look like,

and it's lonely.

Is this what I want?

Like, I don't-- I don't know.

[sighs]

♪♪

♪ Take a breath and close my eyes ♪

♪ All the lows and all the highs ♪

- I can't imagine my life without Kyle in it,

but no matter how badly

I want to fix this relationship,

I'm just not sure that I can.

Something has to change,

and I'm hoping that by me taking some time to myself

and not going home with him,

he'll realize, like, how serious I am about this.

♪ With all the moments moving on ♪

♪ I brought it in before they're gone ♪

♪♪

- Bombshell news...

"Summer House's" Kyle and Amanda have broken up.

Who do you think will be the first of the two of you

to start dating?

- Me. [cheering]

- What was your reaction

to the West and Amanda rumors?

- I don't think there's any merit to it.

- What was your reaction to the rumors

of you and Amanda?

- That's a friend. Hope it's cleared. - Okay, that's a friend.

This news rocked the Bravosphere.

- These rumors are true. - This is confirmed.

Amanda and West are together.

[sirens wailing, horns honking]

[knocking]

- Hey. - Hi.

- Still got that key of yours, huh?

- Yeah. - Well, Miss Ryder, hi.

How are you?

How's Reese? - They're chillin'.

- Are you eatin'? You're looking skinny.

- I mean, what do you think? - I'm worried about you.

- I'm worried about me, too.

[sighs] ♪♪

Can I sit on your couch? - Yeah.

My back's been buggin' me. I'm gonna sit over there.

- You're 43. - No, I pulled it.

I joined a new gym.

So, this week, we had to do deadlifts.

[sighs]

But, I know we've been able to, like,

somewhat keep in touch throughout all this.

- Yeah. - And, like,

I wanna be there for you,

but I also wanna take an opportunity to, like,

clear things up because I look back at the summer,

and it looked like you were done with me.

- And that's what's so frustrating is, like,

I gave our relationship everything I had

because I wanted the relationship to work so badly.

And, like, the idea of, like,

not existing with you in my life

was so impossible for me to wrap my head around,

and it's what made it so hard

to, like, call it quits,

which why it got so ----ing messy

because I was so afraid

that once we ended things, like,

we would just be out of each other's lives forever,

and, like, I couldn't handle that.

- But I'm gonna be honest.

I can pinpoint these instances during the summer and fall

where I'm like, damn,

she wasn't just one foot out.

She was fully out the door.

Like, that's how it looked.

- I was done, to an extent. I was tired.

I had nothing left in me to fight,

but I was still trying to give it everything I had.

- Can you honestly say, though, that, like,

right through Thanksgiving, for that matter,

even if it was an emotional affair with West,

I'm-- - Nothing was happening!

- But I hear things. - I was so committed to you

throughout the whole ----ing thing,

and all I wanted was for it to make it work.

And for you to even question

my, like, faithfulness in any capacity

just, like, really ----ing hurts.

- But-but, like-- - 'Cause that's not

the type of person that I am.

Like I would step out on you or cheat,

like I've been cheated on by you.

- I had a one night stand that--

- Kyle, you made out with someone

when we were married.

- Says who? - There's a video.

- Okay. - My point is,

I would never do that to someone else.

- I know you're not a bad person.

I think you were reckless and thoughtless,

if I'm being honest, but, in all of this,

I am still trying to be a good friend to you.

- And I appreciate that. - And, I mean,

I worry about you.

I worry about your mental health.

I worry about your-- - Yeah, I mean,

it's not your responsibility,

but I appreciate that.

- Just know that, like, everything that happens

here forward is because I care about you.

It's not because I'm like,

oh, maybe we rekindle things.

It's because I care. - I know.

And I care about you in the same ----ing way.

We love each other

because there's a version of each of us

that we both fell in love with for a ----ing reason.

[exhales]

- It just makes me so ----ing upset...

♪♪

Like, that someone else gets, like,

the version that I fell in love with.

[sighs]

♪♪

[horn honking]

[rewinding]

[horn honking]

♪♪

[Gemma crying]

- Oh, my God.

Hi, baby.

Hi, angel. Hi, angel.

Since becoming a mom...

[Gemma fussing] my life has been chaos.

[Gemma fussing] Breakfast time.

I know, baby.

There is no question that this is my daughter.

Are you stress eating?

[Gemma squealing]

When, like, I give a death stare to someone,

like, Gemma gives a death stare.

Like, I cloned myself and then gave birth.

We gotta change you, girl.

My friends and I are all entering

a new chapter of adulthood

and dealing with the big questions,

but what I'm worried about

is if I'm ever gonna have sex again.

I haven't had sex in nine months, okay?

I used to shoot, like, rainbows and butterflies

out of my vagina.

Can you (BLEEP) me? [laughing]

Oh, oh. - Rawr.

♪♪

- Oh, my God. [laughing]

- You can call me nurse hard palpitations.

- This is so hot.

- I probably would have had sex

when I got the all clear from my doctor

six weeks after giving birth.

You're like wrestling an alligator, girl.

But then I got broken up with,

and so, it's been a while, a long while.

We did it.

I love being a mom,

but I would not have been able

to get through this last year without my support system.

Ut-oh.

- Morning, Gemma! Yay!

- Yay! Miss Liz is here.

I have my nanny, Liz, and I have my girlfriends.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Is this brunch? I thought we were going to, like,

some kind of fun-- I mean, this is fun but--

[kid whining]

- Yvonne and I have been best friends

for 13 years.

The minute me and my ex broke up,

I went to Yvonne's house, and she was, like,

milking my tits into a bowl while drinking tequila.

- She forgot her portable breast pump at home,

and I'm, like, sitting there milking her boob,

and I, like, called Nick. I was like, "Babe,

don't come home, right now. It's not a good time."

Me and Nick, we went out to dinner.

The wine was flowing.

- One of the best parts about being a parent

is that you have to be a parent

even when you're hungover.

- Georgina is one of my mom friends.

When I got pregnant,

Georgina was the first person I called.

I didn't call all my happily married friends.

I'm gonna call the girl who had a ----ed up life.

- My life is a disaster. [laughing]

When I was 32 weeks pregnant,

with a toddler, a dog, and a broken ankle,

in New York City, in the cold,

my ex left, and I went a little crazy.

Let's be honest. Still a little cuckoo.

[laughing]

I'm surprised I'm not on "Snapped."

The world would end if men had to have babies.

The world would actually end.

- It's important for me to show Gemma

what a strong female role model looks like

and to pave your own way

and not rely on men 'cause clearly we can't.

♪♪

- Where were the baby needs? - Where are the baby needs?

- I don't know. Oh, maybe down here.

Are you grocery shopping with us?

- She loves the grocery store,

there's so many colors. - Does she?

Does Gemma ever eat this stuff?

- Oh, I haven't tried any of these.

You think I should? - My dogs love them.

♪♪

- Beef in a bag? - Yeah, blended beef.

- Reese is getting a snack.

- Yeah, getting a snack.

- I don't know about all of that.

- What are you hungry for?

Yeah, that's my cute girl. Yeah.

I haven't seen you in a couple weeks,

since we left the house.

- Yeah, you seemed, like, a little off.

That weekend was a little nuts.

- Yeah, it was kinda crazy.

I, like, didn't know what to say.

Um, but I ended up staying in a hotel,

like, two nights.

- What? - Yeah.

- Dude.

- Yeah, I didn't want to fall into the routine

of going back to the apartment,

diving into the same old business.

Nothing ever gets discussed.

Now that I'm back home, obviously,

we're going to couples counseling, right now,

but she made a comment to us in therapy

where she was like, "You guys hate each other."

- She said that? - Yeah.

I want some fruit.

After therapy, we just, like, talked in the park,

and he, like, made a comment to me,

like, maybe I should get my own place.

I feel stupid for wanting someone to change

who has showed no hope

and still doesn't understand...

what my issues are with them. - Showed no--

I can't be around, in our home, around you,

if it continues how it's going.

- Your solution is that I should move out.

- What did you say when he was like,

"You should get another apartment?"

- Ciara had mentioned

what if we spent some time apart.

- Would it be a crazy idea

if you guys physically just separated

for a month?

- Have you talked to her about us taking

some time away from each other?

- Yeah.

- Yeah! - I know.

- Gemma has a lot to say about this.

- She really does.

- You guys haven't been partners

for a very long time. - Yeah.

- I don't know if you've ever been partners.

But he has strong resentment that has built

over so many years, and you guys are just now

tackling that in couples therapy,

but it might be too late.

♪♪

- Coming up...

- In order for you to move across the entire country

without a commitment, such as a ring,

it's a very big deal.

- I'm getting "I hate men" vibes.

♪♪

♪ I'm too upset to go go ♪

♪ I'm too upset to go go ♪

♪♪

- It's, like, the perfect day for this.

- I'm trying to, like, remember the first time we came here.

I mean, it must have been, like,

first started dating, right?

- Yeah, in the beginning. - Call me romantic.

You know, I love love.

- Wow! - Oh, my God!

- My love!

I'm just shocked how cute this outfit is.

- Oh, my God, thank you!

- You know when it's the right one.

And clearly, Lexi, she's a princess.

She is the-the real deal, out of a fairytale.

♪♪

- I always dreamed of, like, having my own Prince Charming.

♪♪

Like, I could be with Andrea every second of the day,

and I would never get tired of him.

I think we're like one person sometimes.

♪ When we come together ♪

Like, when we come do this stuff,

it's a reminder of, like, why I love this city.

- Right.

- And I always forget how beautiful it is.

Before I met Andrea, I always told my mom

that I wanted to get married in Disney World, at the castle,

and it's just funny because I ended up getting married

in a castle, but a real one,

in Italy. - In Italy.

- It was so magical.

We had so many of our friends coming to see us.

We had Lindsay. We had Kyle.

- Kyle was there by himself. Baby Gemma was there.

- Yeah, baby Gemma was there. - Baby Gemma was there.

We found out after, but, you know, there was a rumor.

Danielle got the bouquet, so you never know.

She might be next. - She may be next.

[laughing]

♪ Giving them looks and I'm giving 'em hell ♪

♪ he could get me 'cause I don't kiss and tell ♪

♪ waving goodbye and I'm wishing 'em well ♪

♪ knocking 'em out and I'm ringing the bell ♪

- You're not holding the right grip.

Go, go. Over your shoulder.

Over your shoulder. Over your shoulder.

♪♪

[groans]

Home run.

- I quit. - You look good, though.

♪♪

- I am not a tennis player. - You're doing this.

You're leaving palms up like that.

It needs to be down. - It's an expensive sport.

So, to get a coach this good--

- And wrap it around your shoulder.

Don't just stop here. - Okay.

For free, it's pretty-- - For free?

[laughing]

- Eoin is an amazing tennis player

and also my boyfriend.

Still love me? [laughing]

We met nine years ago. And then life happened.

We went our separate ways. Had other relationships.

- We moved in different ways and then rekindled.

- You could say you slid back into my DMs.

- I slid back in your DMs.

- I'm, like, sweating in places that one shouldn't sweat.

[laughing] I'm getting into the tennis.

You have to get into my stuff, too.

- I'll try and go to more baseball games with you.

It'd be nice to do a lot more things with you.

- Before we, you know, try to have babies.

I'm turning 37 in December.

I would love to have a baby by 38. Yeah.

- I'd love to do it with you, and I want to do it with you.

- I definitely wanna be engaged, as well, before.

Eoin and I have been together for six months

and living together for one. - We got the basil.

- Arugula in there, too. - Hmm.

- No? - I don't know.

- You like it just with the basil?

- Don't go rogue, okay? - I'm saying, "Basil," now.

It's fast, but I feel like, you know--

- Doesn't feel fast to us.

- Once we feel like it's it, it's like you just fly headfirst

in that direction.

And biologically, I probably should rush.

You know, I'm so excited about you, but with Lindsay,

you know, it sucks because, like, she doesn't even know.

- Yeah. [laughing]

- She doesn't even know about you, and, like,

that's so weird.

Like, I would love to be able to share that with her.

The last time I spoke to her was maybe four months ago.

That's weird for us because we go back so, so many years.

- Listen, you're crushing it at work.

You're ----ing sexy as (BLEEP). - You're right. You're right.

- Your AMH level came back at 3.8.

- Oh, my God! - Whoa!

I mean, I took glass to the chest for her.

- You and ----ing Lindsay-- - You better ----ing--

[indistinct shouting]

I'm just like, what did I do?

I mean, I met her baby, Gemma, like, right at the beginning,

and then I feel like she just kind of ghosted

on our friendship.

It just sucks that we have, like,

such big things going on in-in, like, our worlds.

- Yeah, respective lives.

- And I hate that it's...

awkward now. - Yeah.

♪♪

♪ Where's your money at ♪

♪ where's your money at ♪

♪ where's your money at ♪

♪ where's your money at ♪

[horn honking]

[whistling]

♪♪

- Hey. - What up, man?

You good? - Yeah.

- Figured it's still nice out. We'd take the--

- Take the outside. - Yeah.

You got the black shirt memo.

- Black shirt and pants-- got the black on black.

It's New York. [laughing]

- Kenny and I met in a very stereotypical

New York way.

Like, we had a lot of different mutual friends.

If I were to guess, it's been at least ten years.

Kenny is smart. He's driven.

He's connected.

He is the epitome of work hard, play hard.

- Work hard, play hard guy-- I think we-we relate.

We're both building businesses.

We both also like to go out and have a drink

and enjoy the city.

- He's a bit of a lush, but he's outspoken,

and he's fun, and it's hard to, like,

tame that. You know what I mean?

It's just part of his personality.

So, what's going on with Loverboy?

Last real financial update that I got

was October of last year.

- Yeah, I've been dragging my feet.

There's been so many moving parts, changes.

I had to lay off five people last week.

I put 500k of my own money in.

I literally needed to keep the lights on.

For a lot of years, Kenny worked on Wall Street.

Did really, really well for himself.

- Growing up in the Midwest, I could have never imagined

the life that I'm living now.

I was never supposed to be the Black guy from Michigan

working at the investment bank, but, eventually, 15 years later,

you start to believe that you do belong.

Six years ago, um, I ended up leaving Wall Street

to start venture capital investing.

I invested in Loverboy on the very first raise.

There was a point where I'm, like,

just sell the company. Like, punt it.

- Trust me, if I could have sold the business two years ago,

I would have.

I took money from friends and family.

Like, at one point, I was gonna give everyone

a 25x return on their money, 25 times their money.

Now, I'm basically on the financial brink of disaster.

Oh, by the way, like, I stopped paying myself a salary

at Loverboy.

- I don't think I realized you weren't taking

a salary anymore.

- That's one of the reasons why I started DJing,

to pay the bills.

If I don't find a partner either to buy Loverboy

or take on our operations, we will go out of business

by the end of this year.

- I get it. Your back is against the wall,

and-and you've gone all in on this,

but, you know, talk to me. - Yeah.

- Let's talk through the debt.

Let's talk through, you know, the downsizing.

- No, I, look, I appreciate your-your patience.

It's good advice.

My communication skills across the board could improve.

Professionally and personally, it's been kind of a rough summer

between my business and my marriage.

It's a bit of a perfect storm.

- What's the latest with-with Amanda?

- When we came home from the Hamptons,

Amanda spent a couple nights in the hotel.

Like, we, no matter what kind of stuff we've been through,

we always go home together. I went home solo,

and our four-year wedding anniversary

is literally next week.

I feel like we're living very different lives,

and we want very different things.

- Yeah. I love Amanda.

I think she's a great person, but I don't think

she's ever really been able to meet you

on an energetic level where you're at.

Think about Friendsgiving three years ago.

You gave me a similar update.

- Yeah, 'cause I come solo to everything.

She never-- - You come solo.

You always show up solo. Doesn't go unnoticed.

You have to ask the question.

Like, if we met right now, today,

the-the person that I am now and the person that she is now,

would we be together?

Whitney wakes up. The girl is happy.

- Let's go. - She has a love for life.

She is a breath of fresh air.

She's just got really good energy.

- I'm just getting to know Whitney,

but she seems awesome.

- I know-- the cobblestone streets of New York, bud.

- Whitney is my girlfriend.

We've been dating officially for six months,

unofficially for about a year, and she is a sweet,

sweet angel from the heavens.

- Hold on.

Oh, we're gonna poop in the middle of the street.

That's lovely.

- This is a massive milestone.

She's moving across the country to move in with me.

- You're a city boy, now.

I'm originally from Minnesota, a Midwest girl.

I'm just a sucker for love.

My parents were high school sweethearts,

and, like, I'm somebody who is meant to be

a mom and a wife.

That's why I did "The Bachelor."

But I think I was eight out of thirty girls I lasted.

I just really wanted to find love.

Let's go, buddy.

This is the first time I've moved across the country

for somebody.

It's definitely a little scary,

but, like, I wouldn't be doing it

if I didn't think Kenny was my person.

- I'm honestly, like, excited for you guys.

She seems like an absolute doll.

- She's just always happy, always, you know, positive,

but, like, my biggest fear is, like,

hurting her in some kind of way or, like, it not working out

in some kind of way.

And there's concerns, right? - Like what?

- Like-like, you know, sometimes you-you go in a relationship,

and you feel this spark, and this buzz,

and this fire where you're like this is my person.

- Right, yeah, instant boner. - I'm gonna marry you.

Yeah, and it's hard to know, for me, like,

is the, like, this is the one,

and I know it for sure spark there?

- Yeah.

- And so, I'm trying to figure that out.

It's tricky. - Yeah.

[horn honking]

- Coming up...

- Hi.

- Are you gonna talk to her?

- No, I don't ----ing need negative energy in my life.

♪♪

- Hi.

Let's switch it up tonight-- prosecco.

- Are you doing tequila?

Own it. You gotta warm up!

- What's up, brother? - Hi.

- Good to see you.

Stop spilling. You nervous?

- The Garret is a New York City institution.

- Lindsay is right there.

- Look at the strut.

- She's always fashionable. - She can't see me.

- Ciao! - Ciao! Ciao, Linds.

- It's a speakeasy,

so you have to walk through a burger shop to get there.

How are you?

I love the Garret, and I'm not just saying that

'cause my best friend owns it,

and I maybe drink for free.

- Hi, Gav.

- That spray tan looks sexy on you, babe.

[laughing] It does, I see you.

- I used to have, on my phone,

access to the video, the surveillance.

- I don't think you're allowed to say that.

It's creepy. [laughing]

- Okay, okay.

I did not used to have access to the surveillance camera

to, like, see if it was, like, a good vibe,

and then I'd pop over and just, like, hey.

- Like, is there hot girls there?

- Hi. - Did you bring Gemma?

- No. - I'm just kidding.

- So, it's my baby daddy. I have the night off.

- Do you wanna drink? - Yeah, water and a margarita.

- Skinny spicy? - Yeah.

- Okay. - How'd you know?

- I know.

- I need somebody to do my Botox in New York.

- I'm sure you got a lot of clientele in Tribeca.

- Tribeca is for people who are too rich

for the Upper East Side.

- We are all past our first year of marriage.

Cheers to that. - Oh, yes, you guys, we did it.

- Cheers, guys. - A little bit over a year.

- So far, so good.

In our friend group, there are people in all sorts

of different situations, which is amazing.

- We met Andrea and Lexi through Lindsay.

Our lives are very similar.

Like, we got married within a few months of each other.

We're both talking about starting families.

- All-all four of us are supermodels.

- Thank you so much.

Destiny, you're the man.

- Cheers. - Cheers, cheers.

- Where is Kyle?

♪♪

[horn honking]

- All right.

I know the therapist was like, "Let's meet tomorrow."

Probably not the greatest sign.

- I know.

We're moving backwards, her words.

- I'm just feeling, like, almost, like, more confused.

- No, it was very evident

because you're just negative the whole time.

Like, everything was a but this, but that.

Like, we're supposed to be doing things

that are moving us in the right direction,

and you have a DJ event that ends at 2,

you go out after,

and you come home at 4 o'clock in the morning last night,

the night before therapy.

Here I am, at therapy, trying to make it work

because I don't wanna call it ----ing quits,

but you're not giving me any hope!

♪♪

I'm, like, sweating.

I need to go. I have sh-- to do.

- You're wearing a raincoat in summer.

- It's not a raincoat!

[crying]

I just, like, I don't know what you want.

- Amanda. - What?

- Look, you're struggling in your ways.

I'm struggling in mine.

Like, I just wanna be happy, and I wanna feel like

you want to be with me.

- I'm in therapy with you.

I'm making efforts. I'm doing things.

I'm-I'm not going backwards. - That's--

Can we just-- - Can we what?

- Can we get goin'?

- I don't think I'm meeting you guys out.

- Why not? - I'm exhausted.

I don't want to put on a face with all of our friends.

I'm going home. - Okay.

♪♪

What the (BLEEP)?

- You know what's funny? Growing up in Minnesota,

I always thought, like, New York felt so intimidating.

- Yeah. - And people are actually,

like, way more open and nice here.

- New York is the best. - It's exciting.

- Yeah. - Oh, I love it here.

- I feel like it's also, like, kind of romantic

to move to New York with your boyfriend.

- I'm very excited about them.

Like, she's a doll. She brings the best out in him.

Like, we've traveled a bunch. They don't fight.

- How long have you been dating?

- Uh, we-- our first date was around a year ago.

- Okay.

- But then we slow played it for a while.

- Kenny was playing around,

being a playboy, with me. - Yes, see?

- He was. - See?

- Hold on. Let me very clear.

My mother was passing.

I went through a very challenging time.

I maybe wasn't the best version of myself.

- I'm sorry to hear that, by the way.

- And come out of that, and it's--

Thank you. I appreciate that,

but, you know. - Yes, absolutely.

- So what-what stage of grief is-is the ----boy stage?

[laughing] - Grief!

- That's ----ed, that's ----ed. - The stages--

The stages of grief-- anger, pain, ----ing around.

[laughing]

- Honestly, though, we're just kind of, like,

seeing where this goes.

Like, we love each other. She's a ----ing doll.

- She moved across the country before the ring.

I think, from a girl's perspective, right,

it is a lot.

- Oh, I'll sit with you. - This way yourself.

- Come join us. Come join us.

- Oh. - We're just grilling Kenny.

Or, mean-meaning I'm-I'm grilling Kenny.

- We are. - Oh, my gosh.

- I'm saying it's a big commitment to move across

the country for a guy. - If you love each other--

- This is now a panel.

- This is a panel. - This is a panel.

- I'm getting [indistinct]. - No, you stay.

You stay. You stay. You stay. - No, stay, stay, stay.

Stay over there. - No, no, no, stay.

- Why? - They're grilling me.

- On what?

- On you moving and, like, our relationship.

- I said to Kenny that,

in order for you to move across the entire country

without a commitment, such as a ring,

it's a very big deal. - Mmm.

- You can't (BLEEP) around with this, like, at all.

- I'm getting "I hate men" vibes.

- I'm just allergic to, like, annoying men.

- I'm getting "I hate men" vibes.

- I'm just allergic to, like, annoying men.

- Is this a fight? Oh, my god.

- You don't have to be engaged to move in together,

like, newsflash.

- That's not what I'm saying. - No, but if any-if any--

- Moving across the country. - I'm saying it's a big commitment

to move across the country for a guy.

- If you love each other, it feels small.

- I only know of Kenny socially

through Gavin and Kyle.

So, I'm just trying to get to know you.

If you feel like I'm pressing you,

and I'm asking very generic questions,

that sounds like a you problem.

- In this expansive chapter of a lot happening,

it's nice not to do everything at once.

- We know what we're doing. We're not rushing it, like--

- Are you feeling attacked, right now?

- Well, there's a panel of people.

[laughing]

♪♪

- What's up? - Oh!

Where's the wifey? - Not coming tonight.

- All right.

- What's up? Is Amanda coming?

Where is she? - No, no, no, she, um--

She is laying low.

- Wanna grab a drink? - Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.

- My mom tells me I have great nailbeds.

- You do have good nailbeds.

- How are you? I mean, I haven't seen you

since we left the house.

- It's been just like a whirlwind

of, like, mixed emotions.

- Amanda told me that she stayed in a hotel

for a couple of days. - Yeah.

- How does that make you feel?

- Despite all the ups and downs,

we've never not left the Hamptons together.

- Yeah.

- I get more and more confused

the further we get into this couples therapy.

- Therapy is very confusing

'cause you're all of the sudden unpacking

years, and years, and years

of things that you have not addressed.

♪ I bet you miss me miss me ♪

♪ I bet you miss me don't ya ♪

- Hi.

- She clearly is able to express herself in those moments.

- I'll admit. I struggled all summer.

- Hi.

- What's up, [indistinct]?

- Oh, my God.

- I have to pee. I love you.

- Love you, too.

- She likes vodka or tequila.

- Teq-- both. - Both, okay.

- Hey, buddy, how are ya? What's shaking?

- How are things? - Oh, peachy.

- Yeah?

What did you get?

- Like, I think it's probably like a tequila margarita vibe.

- Are you gonna talk to her?

- No, I'm just gonna avoid her.

I-I can't give any more passes.

I don't ----ing need negative,

competitive energy in my life.

- You want people around you that are celebrating you

when exciting things happen.

- Yeah.

I'm certainly not gonna create space in my life

for somebody who just, like, sh---s on me

every chance that they get.

Every year, it's something.

Let me just pull it up.

[sighs]

- Yeah, I have it in my phone.

Season four, Carl and I tried to date.

You need to stop ----ing yelling at me!

- You're-you're insulting me.

- Talk to me like a ----ing human!

Didn't work out. He breaks up with me.

One week later, she's giving him a hand job

in the back of an uber.

And then do I really need to talk about the engagement?

Just flash back.

- At this very moment,

Carl is probably down on one knee,

proposing to Lindsay.

- That's so ----ed up, for everything that I've done

for that ----ing friendship.

You're a ----ing monster.

Jesus ----ing Christ. - Well, you won't be invited.

[sobbing] - Oh, my God.

- No, I know.

- And then I'm pregnant,

and she's making all these comments.

I mean, we don't even live together.

- You don't live together? - No.

- And he has put a baby inside you?

- Yeah.

- I just don't want it to feel like you're

single momming this up.

- Stop sh---ing on me.

- It's so funny because, like,

she has a new home. - Right, right.

- I have a new, like, man in life

that I feel like is such a big deal.

- Right, right. - And I'm, like, not sharing it

with my once best friend. - Right,

'cause, like-- right.

- I don't even know Danielle's guy's name.

Owen? - Eoin? On?

- On?

On? His name is on or off?

- Hi.

- Hi. - You two should say hi.

- I-I wanted to say hi,

but, um, I was wondering if maybe you might be open

to, like, a lunch or a coffee

next week or something? - Um...

- Whenever you're free.

- Can I think about it?

I'm a little busy these days.

♪♪

- With a newborn, yeah. - Yeah.

- No, I get it.

Bye, love you all.

- I don't get it, if I can be honest.

- There's been so many things.

Carl and I got engaged. She had a freakout.

Before Carl and I got engaged, she gave him a hand job

in the back of an uber a week after we broke up.

Like, that's ----in' weird. [laughing]

- First of all, hand jobs just suck, in general.

I'm just saying. - No, fine.

You-- I bet you wish you had anything.

- Oh, I would-I would-- I would pay a lot of money

for a hand job, right now. - Yeah, I bet you wish

you had any ----ing job. [laughing]

- True.

♪ Ride with me all my girls all my girls with me ♪

♪ all my girls want to ride with me I'm a savage ♪

♪ all my girls [indistinct] if they want it ♪

♪ they can have it ♪

- Georgina?

Hi.

- Hi. - Hello.

- You guys look so nice.

- Well, we came to steal you. - Yeah, we're--

Are you coming out with us?

- Just come out in your scrubs.

- Yeah-- No, she needs to change.

- Do you even have anything here?

- Have you not seen this? - No.

- Welcome to my humble abode.

- What?

- Makeup bag, casual clothes,

black tie, could be, with heels,

and a little sterile package of bras and underwear.

- It's so helpful having mom friends.

Like, Georgina, she just gets it.

She has a full dermatology practice

in Tribeca.

- All right, I'm gonna have you scrunch first, actually.

Good.

You okay? - Yeah.

- A lot of the days, I'm like, look how cool I am.

Tribeca, derm, raising kids.

Look at me. I'm doing it all.

- You change. We'll be outside.

- I need four minutes.

And then, the other day, my daughter, Eloise,

she looks me dead in the eye and then ate dog food.

[laughing]

So, you know what I did?

I looked at the nutrition facts on the dog food.

Pure protein, so I was like, "You know what, hon?

"Go ----ing nuts."

Ready. - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God, you look gorgeous.

- You look like a princess, MILF city.

- Oh, my gosh, I'm going out with the MILFs tonight.

Wow. - MILF city tonight.

♪♪

♪ I'm a trendsetter Born a go-getter ♪

♪ Any way anywhere We can live better ♪

- Here we are.

- Wait, let me just Amanda that we are on the roof,

in the back.

Um, I feel so bad for Amanda and Kyle.

Like, it's not good.

They have very separate lives.

Amanda didn't pay rent for the last three years.

- And he didn't care? - No.

So, then he tallied it all up and charged her last week.

- No. - Wait, no. No.

- No, I sh-- you not. - Why?

- Charged her last week, so then she had to pay him.

- He has a spreadsheet of, like, all this money

that I owed him.

- So, now you owe him three years backdate of rent?

- I already paid it. No sweat off my back.

We're good. - Yeah, last week.

Okay, now I know where the resentment is coming from.

♪♪

- These frickin' bangs-- hi. - Hi, gorgeous.

- Wait, but they look great. - I, look, I'm trying.

- Oh, look at us. We're color coordinated.

- Oh, are we? I love that.

Hi, guys. - I'm not gonna lie to you.

I was catching them up a little bit. Yeah.

- We were-- we were talking about you.

- We were talking about you. I just said it.

- Okay, as long as-- - Not in a bad way.

- Okay, I have one request. - Just letting her know.

- Okay. I haven't seen you since--

- No more talking about me sh-- for the rest of the night.

- Okay.

- I wanna hear about your problems.

I wanna hear gossip. I need the tea.

I need the drama.

- Can we talk about my plans with Nick?

He decided he's not ready, in this moment, to be a dad.

- Is he nervous or just not ready?

- Yeah, I think he's nervous. - 'Cause he's a great dog dad.

[laughing]

- Nick and I have a great relationship,

but when we first got married,

we definitely hit, like,

a few bumps in the road.

I was under the impression

that we were gonna start trying to have a family,

but every time I brought it up to him,

it felt like he was pushing off the conversation.

I was so annoyed with him. I was like, you know what?

I'm just gonna go to San Diego and not tell him.

♪♪

I hopped on a plane.

Then, like, a few days go by.

- Muah. How was your day?

- And this guy hasn't even noticed that I'm not there.

I had to show him, like, a few true crime docs after that

'cause I was like, if something did happen to me,

you would be the first person

that would be under investigation.

- Babe?

- I'm telling you men are always the problem.

- They're always the problem.

- And they can have babies until they're, like, 100.

- Yeah, like, 70.

- It's not you. It's him. - It's not you.

- Just start trying.

How long does semen live in your body?

For, like, 72 hours? Just start turkey basting.

[laughing]

Put it on ice and just--

- Ha! - Yeah.

- What else can we fill Amanda in on?

- What happened at The Garret?

- Okay, so, Danielle showed up last night.

- Oh, yeah, oh, my God.

- Okay, so, this is what I heard from Katie.

She's moving in with this man who is still married.

- What?

- That's why that thing went up, like, that blind item.

- What? - What?

- She was talking about having kids with him

in the fall. - No!

- You're blowing my mind, right now!

I need you to stop. [laughing]

- She's hypocritical. - Who does that?

Not a girls' girl.

♪♪

♪♪

- Ahh. - Ahh, yes, thank you.

Perfect. - Thank you. All right.

Happy Anniversary. - Happy Anniversary.

- Four years.

Ooh, that's nice.

In spite of everything that's been going down recently,

it is our wedding anniversary.

[cheers and applause]

And I don't care if maybe the last time

we went on an actual date was a year ago.

Guess what. There's no way we're not doing something.

- You guys ready to order? - Yes, yes.

- Yeah. - Remind me the, um,

mozzarella stick with caviar.

- Yes, crispy cheese and caviar.

- The fancy mozzarella stick. - Absolutely.

- Oysters. - And escargot.

- All right, for sure. - Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

- I actually feel like we're in a decent place

heading into this anniversary

just because we've gotten some of the things off our chest.

I would say we're both optimistic,

which is great 'cause that's not the case

just a couple weeks ago.

- We're celebrating the fact that anyone that said

we'd get divorced within three years was wrong.

We made it to four.

- I know therapy hasn't been a walk in the park.

- Yeah. - But I appreciate you

doing it with me. - Yeah.

- I want to be feeling like we're moving forward

in therapy.

- Do you feel like we're moving forward in therapy?

'Cause I don't.

After therapy, I felt...

lower than I've ever felt in a really long time.

And it's-it's difficult to go back to the apartment

and just, like, you hop on a call.

Let's go walk the dogs. Time to do this. Like--

- Well, it hasn't been easy.

- But, like, for me, like, that--

I struggle with that a lot.

It's not going the way that I really want it to.

I'm gonna move out.

♪♪

I know it's our anniversary.

Like, I'm not bringing this up, like I'm out.

I'm leaving.

This isn't, like, a permanent-- this is, like, a month.

This is not to end the relationship.

This is something I think that needs to be done

to help us.

I want to, like, date, again.

I want to get together and, like, spend time like this.

And it's-it's difficult to explain.

I'm doing this to run away.

I'm doing this because I want this to work out.

I'm not saying this is like we can't see each other

for a month.

This is like you come to my place.

I go to your place.

We have movie nights and date nights.

It's still spending time together.

- It's-it's a lot to swallow, but, like,

I'm-I'm trying to be, like, openminded and understand.

- I appreciate that.

- And can you just promise me this?

If I agree to separation or-- - It's not an agreement thing.

That's-that's a decision I'm making.

- All right. If I give you my-- - It's not your blessing.

- If I'm here-- - I'm doing it.

- It's all you.

I don't know if there's a playbook.

I don't know how I'm supposed to feel or act.

So, I'm just trying to embrace this idea and be supportive.

It feels extreme,

and I'm not sold on this being the solution.

I've never heard of a couple physically separating

but not separating and using that as a tool

to get back together,

but maybe this is what we need.

- How we doin', guys? - Hey, you know. You know.

- Great. We're just out for a anniversary dinner.

- Oh, congratulations.

- Yeah, four-four years married. - These are the apps.

We're going to a restaurant. I promise.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

It's been smooth sailing. [laughing]

- Does that laugh confirm it?

- No bumps in this road. I'll tell you that.

♪♪

- This season, on "In the City"...

- Hey!

[burps]

- Did that guy just burp on me?

- Summer should be fun. - Even in the fall.

- Ahh!

- I could faint over Botox in my ass.

- In your butt? - It's called butt-ox.

- I can't believe my stuff is gonna be here this week.

- I don't need anybody questioning our relationship.

- I'm sorry that you don't like to hear the ----ing truth.

- I got you a little somethin'.

- You know what that's called?

Manipulation.

- You can only get pregnant for 12 hours.

- I thought about our conversations

around having a baby.

[coughs]

- Something that I've wanted my entire life,

a family, that was taken away from me.

I'm choosing partners that continue to abandon me.

- I've never been happier in my entire life.

Lindsay, gets an internet sleuth

on my man. - Jesus ----ing Christ!

- Also, still mad that you wore a white dress at my wedding.

- It's ----ing pink, you bitch.

- Everyone bows down to Lindsay, and I'm sick of watching it.

- You're supposed to be my best friend,

and you treat me like sh--.

- Stop running your ----ing mouth.

A half truth-- - I'm gonna leave, right now,

because you're talking to a wall!

I'm not a wall.

- You've moved your whole life here for him.

- I will move it right back out.

- Have you been lying to me for years?

- You're the Bernie Madoff of ----ing hospitality.

- Who was in our apartment last night while I'm asleep?

Do you know how many times you cheated on me?

- I think it's wrong! - Lay off me, dude!

- I'm in tears watching my friends demolish

their relationship!

- We don't have a prenup, but if you come for me,

I'll come for you. - That'd be a losing battle.

- Are you threatening me?