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[intro music plays]

[intro music fades out]

[rhythmic instrumental music plays]

Here, I'm doing it.

[birds chirping]

It's gonna be fine.

[whispers] It's gonna be fine.

God!

[birds chirping]

[exhales]

[wind whooshes]

[hopeful instrumental music]

[exhales deeply]

[music fades out]

I don't know.

I feel like...

I feel like I look different now but...

different...

how?

Was something done to me?

Did I do something to myself?

I don't remember, but...

Maybe my wife does.

[soft uplifting music plays]

[water running]

Honey, I'm home.

Hey, baby.

[Morgan] Hey.

How are you?

Good.

What are you thinking about doing tonight?

Can we order tonight?

-Yeah. -Oh, yes!

Uh, let me just grab my phone.

[chuckles]

What are you thinking?

Whatever you want.

Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

How was your day?

You would not believe the crazy stuff that happened to me today.

[chuckles]

That's funny.

Some really weird stuff happened to me today too.

But you go first.

You go first.

Okay, so...

Linda,

I saw her out just aimlessly wandering the streets

and... and freaking out.

She was going on incoherently about "Men"?

Or whatever that is?

Guys or something?

That's bizarre and strangely similar to what happened to me today.

Um...

Yeah, I was delivering arrangement to a client

and she swore up and down that yesterday I was a man?

What the fuck is that?

I mean what is a man?

That is exactly what Linda said to me.

What?

That you're a man.

Or...

I don't know, it's weird.

What is happening?

I don't know but it's just too strange a coincidence

like two completely different people...

come up to us with bizarrely similar claims.

I don't know. I mean, are they crazy?

Or are we?

I don't feel any different.

But...

Could it be possible?

Okay, let's pretend for a second that I'm a man.

What would I do?

I don't know.

[suspenseful music builds]

I guess...

Well, Linda said something about the opposite sex?

So it has something to do with sex?

I don't get it.

I don't either.

[music stops]

-Wait. -What?

I'm remembering something, I...

Yesterday, I was, I was different.

I...

[music continues]

I was a man.

Well, I always know where Morgen is.

That man is so lucky that I manage his calendar.

[gasps]

Oh, my god.

-You're a man. -Um-hm.

And I'm... straight.

[breathing sharply]

Oh, no!

The world has gone completely mad.

I mean, all of the men are gone.

And, and all of the women, all of the women are lesbians.

And it turned us into lesbians.

[groans]

This is horrible!

Women can't love other women.

The world needs men.

Whatever happened here, it's an abomination.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

What do you think we should do?

Well, we have to tell someone.

Somebody has to know how to fix this.

Who?

[music stops]

Fix what, dear?

Karen. Karen?

No, no.

You have to fight this.

Whatever is making you forget you have to fight it.

Fight it.

You have to fight it.

Sofia is my friend.

Maybe it's not a man thing.

Oh, my god, baby.

-[music resumes] -I'm so sorry, I just, I can't focus.

I keep having these like memory flashbacks of the old world,

I guess, I don't know.

Maybe we should write stuff down, right?

-Like a pen and paper somewhere. -Yeah. Yeah.

-Where? -Right here.

Somethings.

Alright, just the important stuff like...

-Men. -Men.

[Karen] Okay, what else, baby?

What's up, sweetie?

No, you can't forget, you can't forget. You're a man.

Yes, you used to leave the toilet seat up all of the time.

It's actually really annoying.

But normal, damn it.

We're supposed to be straight.

I'm getting confused.

We have to snap out of it.

Snap out of what?

Karen, focus.

You can't leave me,

you have to stay with me.

-Okay, okay, okay. -Keep it together.

I'm keeping it together.

-Keep it together. -I'm keeping it together.

Okay, so, a man is...

I'm losing you. Baby?

Baby.

I don't remember what we were talking about.

[whimpers] Oh, god!

What were we talking about?

[Karen] Men, men... u.

-Menu, menu. -Menu.

We were looking at food.

Oh, my god.

-Baby, we're hungry. -Yeah.

-That's why we can't focus. -[kaughs]

Oh, my god!

What sounds good?

Whatever you want.

Pizza.

Yes, with extra sausage.

Yeah, great idea.

Okay, so how about that place that we went with your parents?

Yeah, the place with, uh, garlic knots?

Yes, those are my favorite and mozzarella sticks because I love those.

An extra marinara.

Okay. You want some ranch?

-Yeah. -Okay, me too.

Okay, do you want anything to drink?

No, I have drinks here.

Okay, priority because we are hungry.

Yes.

It's gonna be so good.

Okay, we're good.

[exhales] Thanks.

[chuckles]

-So, baby. -Yeah?

My beautiful baby.

We still have a little bit of time before the pizza actually gets here.

-If you wanna... -Oh, I wanna.

[heavy breathing]

[moaning, heavy breathing]

-What you got here? -[giggles]

Oh, my sexy girl.

You know I like to dress up for you.

Me, do me.

[giggles]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning softly]

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, that feels good.

[deep breathing]

Unzip it.

[Morgan] I love this thong.

[deep breathing]

Come here, baby.

Oh, an appetizer for me?

Just for you.

[both giggles]

God, you smell good.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning, heavy breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, heavy breathing]

I love your perfect little feet.

Yeah?

[Karen] I love your perfect little mouth.

[moaning]

[Karen] Your soft, soft lips.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, play with me.

Let's get these useless balls out of the way.

-They're good for nothing. -Oh, yeah!

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[laughs]

I want my appetizers.

Please.

You can go first but then I get my pie.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yeah!

That feels so good.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh, my god, you're so good at that.

[chuckles]

I love your pussy.

[deep breathing]

Yeah, just like that.

Mm, take your time, baby.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck. That is so good.

[gasping]

Yeah!

Oh, fuck. Yeah, I love the way you look at me, just like that.

[deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yeah, right there.

[Morgan humming]

[Karen] Oh, fuck, yes.

[gasping]

Oh, fuck, yeah, just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck, yeah. Yeah, keep doing that.

Mm, please, keep doing that.

Oh, fuck!

Please, keep doing that.

[gasping]

[Karen] Just like that, right there. Fuck, yeah.

[moaning, gasping]

Oh, that's gonna make me cum.

Yeah, yeah.

[moaning, gasping]

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Just like that. Fuck, yeah.

[gasping]

Fuck!

Yes, baby, right there.

[Morgan humming]

[gasps] Oh, fuck, yes.

[gasping]

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

[gasps, groaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning]

Oh, come here.

[deep breathing]

[moaning, deep breathing]

You're amazing.

My turn.

[chuckling]

[laughs]

I want to do it. You better let me.

Fuck!

[chuckles]

[deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

God, you're so hot, baby.

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, you smell good.

-Oh, you taste good. -I still taste you in my mouth.

Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[ring rattles on the table]

-[Morgan] Oh, shit! -[Karen] Yeah!

[moaning]

Hold this for me.

[chuckles]

Fuck!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[Morgan] Fuck!

[moaning, gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, yes. Yeah!

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[Morgan] Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Morgan] Oh, my god!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, I want to lie back for you.

-Um-hm? -Yeah.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Let me just get comfy.

I wanna be here for a second.

[Morgan] I like seeing your little feet. Yeah.

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[moans louder]

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, you know that makes me cum. Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

I'm gonna cum.

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

-[Morgan] I'm cumming. -Oh, yeah?

[moaning intensifies]

[moaning and gasping]

[Morgan] Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[moans louder]

[moaning, chuckles]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, I want you just like that.

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god, yeah.

[moaning]

[Karen] Love how you're eating my pussy.

[moaning and gasping]

[Karen] Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, I wanna see.

I wanna see you.

[moaning, deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

[moaning, groaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[grunts]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[groaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[Karen] Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

You want my pussy get there?

That pussy feels really...

I have another special delivery orgasm for you.

You gonna sign for it?

Oh, my god!

Yes, please.

[moaning, deep breathing]

That's good, just like that.

[deep breathing]

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

[gasping]

Right there, yeah.

Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

Yes. Keep looking at me, just like that.

[moaning]

Oh, right there, yes, yes, yes.

[moaning]

Oh, my god, baby.

Oh, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes, keep looking at me. Fuck! Fuck!

[gasps, groaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[groaning]

Fuck, yes.

[gasping]

[moaning]

Yes, yes.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[groaning]

Oh, come here.

[moaning, heavy breathing]

Fuck, baby.

[moaning, heavy breathing]

You make me cum so good with your pretty little mouth.

Fuck!

I'll make you cum more after we have that pizza.

I bet.

You stay naked.

I'll answer the door.

[moaning]

You can leave it.

You're not going anywhere.

[moaning]

[music]

[Leslie] Honey?

[Leslie] I'm home.

[Diane on TV] The delegates from both countries ended talks today

and returned home safely.

After the matters were solved with level-headed diplomacy,

President Mills thanked both of the country leaders

for handling the matter with words and not actions.

She added that she would like to see both women at the peace summit next month.

[bulletin music]

[TV shuts down]

[soft romantic music]

[music stops]

[gasps]

I remember everything.

[birds tweeting]

Yeah, sneaking around used to be so exciting.

What happened?

Nothing. Everything's the same, right?

I don't get it.

[Sarah] Yeah.

Why do we both remember it being so naughty?

I mean, all of our friends are lesbians.

Why do we think it was so hot to sneak behind their backs?

It's me.

But to be honest,

without the thrill of doing something we're not supposed to...

I'm kind of over it.

No offense.

None taken.

[chuckles]

Guess we were just seeking a thrill

and not really into each other.

Friends?

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Yeah.

I love you for everything you did for me.

But I'm not in love with you.

And I hate myself.

I know. I know.

You always tell me not to be afraid, but...

But I can't help it.

You're a good man.

I'm feeling...

I'm holding you back from better things.

I'm sorry.

That's right.

I was a man and I married a lesbian

so she could get her U.S citizenship.

And...

We loved each other as friends.

But...

I could tell... she was so unhappy.

And there was nothing I could do.

I remember wishing last night that there was some way I could help her.

Looks like my wish came true.

It certainly wasn't the way I was expecting

but if Sofia is happy,

then I'm happy.

[chuckles]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to disturb you.

Don't worry about it.

Welcome home, love.

I'm so glad to be home.

[unintelligible]

[giggles]

Yes, I am

[giggles]

[moaning]

[giggles]

[moaning, heavy breathing]

[giggles]

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Look how beautiful you are.

[moaning, deep breathing]

I want to make you feel good.

Yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[squealing]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Take these off, take these off.

Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

[moaning, deep breathing]

You taste incredible.

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

What do you want?

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckling]

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Your ass looks good up in the air like that.

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

That's so hot.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

[groaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

I'm so lucky.

Yes, you are.

[chuckles]

I'm lucky too.

[moaning]

[chuckles]

[moaning]

-Yeah, come here. -Yeah?

[giggles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

So good.

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Yes!

[moaning and gasping]

[laughs]

[moaning and gasping]

[groaning]

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, wait. Stay right there.

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[squealing]

[moaning and gasping]

That's so good.

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[Sofia] Yes!

[Sofia] That's so good. [whimpers]

[screaming and gasping]

[gasps, whimpering]

[Sofia] Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[gasping]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, you're so fucking beautiful.

[chuckles]

You are so beautiful.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[gasping]

Yeah!

[gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

Come here.

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

That's it. That's it. Yeah.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

You're so wet.

Yeah, yeah.

Your pussy feels so good.

[moaning and gasping]

Yes. Yeah!

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

Yes! Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Wow.

Yeah! Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes! Yes!

Fuck!

Yes!

I just wanna keep making you feel good.

Yeah!

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[moaning and gasping]

Yes, yeah.

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[giggling]

I like your butt.

[laughs]

It's so beautiful.

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[laughs]

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[moaning]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]

That's it.

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

[moaning and gasping]

[giggles]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[chuckles]

You touch yourself for me.

[chuckles]

I want to watch you.

-You're about to cum. -Yeah.

I wanna look at you and see how beautiful you are.

[giggles]

See how sexy.

[moaning]

[moaning, deep breathing]

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

[Sofia] Yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

Yeah!

[shaky breath]

[moaning and gasping]

[groaning]

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, so sensitive.

[chuckles]

[moaning and gasping]

[kissing]

[chuckles]

Wow.

After I all the things I did, I'm not tired at all.

[chuckles]

Well, you were just taking a nap.

No, not just that.

I feel more refreshed.

I know, it's silly but it feels more like a,

I've been living with something.

I don't know, I don't think that's silly at all.

I think I know exactly how you feel.

[music]

[moaning]

[chuckles]

[birds chirping]

Good morning.

[outro music]