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The volcano has just erupted.

Everyone in the surrounding areas should evacuate immediately.

Please prioritize your lives.

The volcano has just erupted.

That's why I told you!

Because we kept offering sacrifices,

the Great Serpent Lord protected this land from the volcano!

But it's all over now.

The Great Serpent Lord has passed away.

All because of you!

"Dragon rising to heaven will cast a rainbow,

and the wrath of the mountain will engulf the village."

It's just like the legend that's been passed down in this village!

How are you going to take responsibility for all this, damn you?

Damn it!

Strange.

Earthworms can't be in the sun.

Then why is there a legend of a dragon rising to heaven?

Hey, you listening?

Damn it!

That's not it.

The legend isn't about the Great Serpent at all!

The "dragon rising to heaven" is a fountain!

That fountain was a sign that the volcano was going to erupt.

People in the past knew.

That's why they left it behind as a legend!

Though, its interpretation got warped somewhere along the way!

People who are robbed of logical thinking due to fear

can believe in and even execute human sacrifices.

So we don't repeat such sins,

I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.

Ya wanna fight?

I'll hold you responsible for this!

You will be our human sacrifice!

Oh hell no! I'm not taking responsibility for anything!

Human sacrifices…

can suck it!

You bitch!

How dare you do that to the corpse of the Great Serpent Lord!

Wait, damn you!

Get back here!

Outta my way!

Don't you dare try to run!

You little turd!

I won't let anyone insult the Great Serpent Lord any longer!

KEEP OUT

And, there!

Water main, check!

There she is! Over there!

Get her!

If that magma swallows up this village,

the Great Serpent legend will become reality!

I won't let such a crappy legend become true!

An earthworm is one big tube from mouth to butt!

All right, let's do this!

Start the water spray!

Here it comes!

Hell yeah!

All right!

That earthworm's slime is working great!

But the affected area is too huge!

Wouldn't the wildfire be more dangerous than the magma?

Damn you!

That was close!

Don't you dare insult the Great Serpent Lord any longer!

I'm trying to stop the lava. Don't get in my way!

We're the ones who've been protecting this land!

Outsiders should stay out of it!

I'll make you a human sacrifice and quell the Lord Volcano's wrath!

Wait, you changed your god?

You don't care about the Great Serpent Lord anymore?

Shut up, moron!

Oh my, I didn't think you were Master's grandchild.

I am terribly sorry.

The priest who wants to become a BooTuber!

Hey there.

Actually, one week ago, Master…

Three young'uns are headed your way, so watch over them, will ya?

Huh? Who--

That's what she told me.

Master? Wait a sec…

Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.

In the past week, the only person who visited our shrine

was a girl who liked tsuchinokos.

So I thought she was just a tourist.

Please notice.

Bastard priest!

I knew I didn't like you.

But I didn't know you were in cahoots with that bitch!

Leave them to me, and focus on putting out the fire!

Got it! Thanks!

Come on!

Crap! It feels heavier than earlier!

I don't know when I'll run outta gas.

I can't suddenly collapse like I did before!

No way! What is it this time?

Jiji!

Jiji! Don't!

Are you okay?

Damn you, scurrying about and getting in the way.

Maybe I'll kill you off first.

If you keep going, they'll die!

I don't want to make Jiji a murderer!

Wait, where's Okarun?

What did you do with him?

I will only talk about what I want to.

I am hungry.

I didn't think things would turn out like this.

That guy is bad news!

He's too much for me to handle.

It's all your fault, you hear?

You brought in all this trouble!

Shut up!

This ain't the time to whine about this and that!

We gotta do this!

Get down!

Jennifer Lopez Anaconda!

Priest!

Daisetsuzan Drop!

Got him!

Ouch!

It's not coming out!

Are you all right, Miss Momo Ayase?

What?

Mantisian?

I came here to help!

Why are you here? What about your son?

Can I tell you later?

Damn, this thing's slow!

Descending from the heavens We're children of the stars

Wha…

Embracing all Let us go to the end of…

Install an elevator next time!

I'm floating! So scary!

You're a man! Quit your whining!

…Descending from the heavens…

Hurry and get me down!

Grandma?

…Embracing all Let us go to the end of the universe…

This is a pain in the ass.

…Seiko!

Damn it.

…Taro!

Let's all look up at the stars

See? Now we've all become friends

Fly away, fly away All the way beyond the sky

Our shooting star carrying all our wishes

Fly away, fly away To the end of the universe

Our shooting star…

Master!

Manjiro!

The Tokami Emitame!

Yes'm!

Taro, charge on my command!

Okay!

Let's go, Kappa!

Taro!

All right!

PEACEFUL PROSPEROUS FAMILY WARD AGAINST EVIL AND MISFORTUNE

Captured it.

Let's go home.

Fly away, fly away Cold, hot springs furikake

Crash land on our home planet

Keep going, keep on going As far as you can go

A flying star carrying a big corpse

Daddy, is this okay?

Well done, Chiquitita! Keep going and put out the fires!

I told you beforehand.

And you left it alone until it got this bad, damn it!

My apologies!

Your communication was sloppy to begin with, Master!

I'd like you to praise me for helping with only that much to go on!

You're not half bad.

Thanks!

And you need to be kind to the stray model, too.

We were able to seal it away thanks to Taro.

I didn't hear anything about this!

What are you gonna do about my internal organs?

You can just toss those into a grocery store bag or something.

Hey, Momo. What happened to four-eyes and the cat?

Huh?

Looks like Miss Momo isn't around.

You need to escape first so you can save us!

There it is!

Crap, I can't draw out my psychic powers!

Miss Ayase, stand back!

Okarun!

Miss Ayase, this might…

No way.

No…

This can't be…

Chiquitita! Put that slime into the magma!

Miss Ayase, what do you intend to do?

I'm going in!

You can't! It's dangerous!

If you did that, you would also…

I would also what?

I promised to save him!

Okarun is waiting for me!

Please wait!

I won't put this slime in the magma.

There's no need for you to enter the magma.

You don't have to die in vain.

Why would you say something like that?

Hurry up and do it!

- Miss Ayase, it's dangerous! - You tell him too, Mantisian!

Hurry! Please! I'm begging you!

Save Okarun!

Not hot!

At all!

Miss Ayase.

I believed in you…

That you'd save me.

Hot!

Turd nuggets!

You took your sweet little time with the rescue, moron!

- You're a useless moron! - Turbo Granny! I forgot about you!

If I hadn't tried to save Turbo Granny, I might've been dead by now.

The area around the room…

was protected by the Mongolian Death Worm's mucus.

It held back the magma from entering.

That's right! Where's Mr. Jiji?

He's not in the magma, right?

It's fine.

I don't know how, but he got outside on his own.

I-Is that so?

I'm sorry.

I said that I would handle Mr. Jiji, but I couldn't do anything after all.

I'm sorry! That wasn't on purpose!

I'll back away immediately…

I'm the one who should be sorry.

I told you that I'd save you.

But I couldn't do anything.

Thank goodness…

you're alive.

Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita Chi-Chiquitita

Chiquitita, do you have a dream?

Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chi-Chiquitita Chi-Chi-Chiquitita

- There's another episode, deez! - Sh-Shy my chotchiki for you, Chiqui--