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You know what happened in Australia,
right?
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Uh, not quite where.
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You know what?
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All that East Coast was like all burnt out
by bushfires.
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It decimated billions of wildlife in
Australia.
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Billions!
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Billions?
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Yeah, so they reckon that whole species
are wiped out.
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Do you think you could donate some money?
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Because we've got all
these little, like, all these little
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wildlife places that look
after the injured wildlife.
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And they need supplies, medical supplies
and stuff, the animals.
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Jesus, you're just talking about it,
you're crying about it, aren't you?
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I know, I know, because it is so cold at
the moment too.
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So it's a bit windy.
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I mean, wow,
I got... Billions of species.
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I mean, heaves.
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I already contributed to the World
Wildlife Fund.
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No, but this one's like,
we have some of the
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rarest, rarest animals
in the whole world.
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Like... Will the beasts?
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No.
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Can you imagine if all the koalas were
wiped out?
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Can you imagine all the kangaroos wiped
out?
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Well, yeah, I mean, if the kangaroos got
all wiped out, that'd be kind of sad.
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Yeah, they'd be the worst, the worst.
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So that's why I'm collecting.
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I'm collecting money for the wildlife.
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Could you help me out?
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Well, God, I... You
know... Please?
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It's pretty windy.
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It is a bit windy.
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that was a good idea to come
out of the wind.
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Oh
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Why don't you want to come out of the
wind?
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Well, because then, you know,
for my sound, right, I'm...
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Actually, are you recording?
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Oh, of course.
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Yeah,
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Well, you know, because it's my big hobby,
right?
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Like, I'm always, I'm, you know,
I'm kind of aspiring to be the next,
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you know, mini Steven Spielberg in my own
mind.
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Really?
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So I'm always out there
recording things and... Huh?
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Yeah, practicing.
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What do you record?
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Oh, everything.
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I mean, you know, nature, wildlife,
will the beasts... You love nature, see?
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Motivates.
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They have some meat?
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Oh, you've got everything here.
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No qualis though.
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You see?
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That's all you need to donate.
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Well... You totally
need to donate.
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I mean, I guess it just, if you could
convince me in some other way.
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I mean, you know, you know, now with this
coronavirus everywhere, you know...
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It is pretty, that is pretty bad.
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It's kind of scary and people are spending
less money.
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So, you know, I'm trying to tighten my
pockets here.
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Okay, well, ours.
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So you kind of want a bit of bang for your
buck?
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Oh, 100%.
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I mean, that's what you...
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I get it.
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We're always asking for your buck,
right?
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Yeah,
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I get it.
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You want to know you're donating to a good
cause.
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Oh,
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All right.
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Well, I don't know.
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What do you think?
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Like, what kind of bonus add-on features
can you give me, you know, if I donate?
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Like, what's the kickback?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, I just... What
did you have in mind?
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Well, you know, I was
thinking... Oh, I've got it.
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You know, I've been trying to send in some
footage to this modeling agency,
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because I would like to start working for
them.
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Oh, okay.
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I was thinking, what if, you know,
you helped me out put together a nice reel
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You can change.
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You reckon I could help you?
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Oh,
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Oh, you can help me a hundred percent.
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Huh.
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But I'm too short.
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Oh, no.
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But height doesn't matter.
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Okay.
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See, these models, it's all about shape
and buxom.
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Because it's going to go for screen
supermodeling, right?
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I've got a pretty cool tan line.
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Really?
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Because we surf a lot in Australia,
but you can't say it now.
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That's true.
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Well, I mean, do you have any tan lines on
your boobs?
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No.
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No tan lines on my boobs.
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I've got piercings though.
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I mean, you know what?
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It would be helpful if you'd show me
those.
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Really?
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Yeah,
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Just because I need to know, you know,
especially when I send this in,
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I need to know that you've got the right
shade, right?
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It's true.
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They're kind of particular about what kind
of looks for the swimsuit.
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Well, all right.
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So if I help you, you're going to help me.
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But you're going to donate to me.
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Oh, I'm going to donate.
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I'm going to donate.
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So you would make sure I've got the right
figure.
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And you're asking about my nipple rings.
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So do I show you my nipple rings first?
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Or do you donate a bit of money first?
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Tell you what.
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How can I trust you?
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Well, you can trust me because I am a
genuine, nice person.
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And I'm going to be saving koalas.
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So you do deposit a little bit.
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Wow.
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See?
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See, you're so helpful already.
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See?
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Well... I'm not exactly
what I was... There we go.
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That's a lot of money, babe.
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Wow.
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I believe in koalas.
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Yeah, see?
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It's billions of species.
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Well, tell you what.
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You know, since... Whoa.
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Since... See, you're late.
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Well, you know, I'm saving up.
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What if I give you, you know, another 200
euros, right?
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And, you know, because I need to make
sure, you know, for this video that I'm
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going to shoot, that the bikinis are going
to fit right, you know?
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True.
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So, you know, if you can just show me your
bikini figure.
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You just want to see the timelines.
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I get it.
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I get it.
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No.
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Hang on.
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I don't want to get in trouble.
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Oh, no, you won't get in trouble at all.
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See?
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Tell me.
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Well, you know, I need to see where the
lines start.
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Wow.
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You really do have some nice cameras if
you work here.
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I'm from the land down on, dog.
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Wow.
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Hang it.
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Oh, it's so cool.
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Yeah, it is a little chill, right?
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Well, you know...
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So, with this video and these little
donations, so, I'm not sure if you got there.
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Yeah, I got... I
got, you know...
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That's a lot.
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Why?
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What do you have in mind?
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Well...
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If... I suck a dick.
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We hand over all of that for the donation.
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I think we might have a deal.
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We have an accord.
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Yes, we do.
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It's an accord, definitely.
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Let's get out of this cold, it's freezing.
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Well, I'll tell you what,
because, you know, I
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got to make sure that
you are legit, you know?
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True.
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True.
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So, you just go over here.
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Alright.
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Just so I know you're serious about saving
lives.
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I've always searched about saving my life.
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It is for good cause.
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Alright.
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Well, this is a bit more secluded,
sir.
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Yeah, let's just go down here a little
bit.
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Alright.
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You just tell me when.
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Well, I think...
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How about when?
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Alright.
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I see what you did there.
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Alright, well... Let's save
some clothes, shall we?
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It is so cold.
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Well... I'd say your
hands would warm it up.
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They're a bit cold.
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Oh yeah, just keep doing that.
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That's it, nice and slow.
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You really believe in saving the...
Gotta absolutely save the wildlife.
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Completely.
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There we go.
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Very challenging, I told you that.
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So, I paused the test for the swimsuit
thing?
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I just got a cold wind out.
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You certainly believe in swallow for
koala, don't you?
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Hey, that's a really cool catchphrase.
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Maybe I should call the charity that.
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I like that.
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Yeah, let's see how much you can swallow.
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You know what?
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What?
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It's a pity that we couldn't do more to
save the koalas.
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Like, you gave me all the money you had,
so...
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Well, what did you have in mind to help
save the koalas?
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Well, how about...
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I've already swallowed for koala,
so...
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How about we go all the way down under?
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How about you give me dick down under?
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Well, tell you what.
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I didn't give you all the money.
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Really?
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You hold out.
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Yeah, gotta hold out for something.
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Would that maybe be a dick down under?
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I think we could dick down under for that.
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Yeah?
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All right, well, it's too cold here.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
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I got a spot.
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Really?
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All right.
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How about...
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Let's bail.
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Let's get out of this.
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All right.
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Let's go.
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Fucking freezing weather.
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I know, right?
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Let's party down under.
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Party down under.
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All right.
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Is it okay here for you?
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I know it's, you know, a little empty
basement.
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Yeah, it's a bit.
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Don't worry.
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I've been here before.
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It's okay.
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You've been here before?
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What?
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Who's always been here?
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Never mind.
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Never mind.
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Okay.
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All right.
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It's warmer than before.
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Oh, Jesus.
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It's warmed up a bit.
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I'm going to take my jacket off.
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It's driving me crazy.
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Let's take your pants off too.
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I suppose it would make sense,
right?
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Are you going to give me that dick down on
top?
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Crikey, we found a trouser snake.
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We did.
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Let's see what those tan lines really look
like.
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Are you going to see my tan lines?
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00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,920
Are you
268
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,360
going to give me that dick down now?
269
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:51,960
Are you going to give me that dick down
now?
270
00:22:08,890 --> 00:22:10,390
Dick down on it for wildlife.
271
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:18,170
Yes,
272
00:22:33,010 --> 00:22:36,330
My legs are dying.
273
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,441
I'm dying from all those squats before.
274
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:47,480
Let me ride your rivers.
275
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,820
Let me just let that fucking dig.
276
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,540
yes,
277
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,040
Yes, come live in my face.
278
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:43,920
I want to slowly fuck while I ride.
279
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,520
Now we see all the koalas.
280
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:11,640
How do you feel about that?
281
00:30:11,641 --> 00:30:12,160
You did.
282
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:13,540
You did.
283
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,820
It was all for a good cause, right?
284
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,400
See you next time we're going to have to
save the gangers.
285
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:22,880
Absolutely.
286
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,540
All right.
287
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:24,740
All right.
288
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:27,664
Get your stuff on
and get back to getting
289
00:30:27,665 --> 00:30:30,140
some money for all
these people on the street.
290
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:30,980
All right, done.
291
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,400
Done.
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